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Love Island S12 E41

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00:00Let's get down tonight. We roll out the red carpet for a night of drama. Really?
00:07This is gonna end up in an injury. What are you doing?
00:14Comedy. Does he make your coffee? Don't do the accent.
00:17Chicken and a chanakol.
00:19And some very fruity fun and games. You've got half the fried eggs for this.
00:24Con, your ass is rock solid.
00:26We get big laughs out of the smallest things, like the Islanders throwing shade.
00:32You're only gonna do one?
00:33Yeah, I'm not doing your side.
00:34And a show bulging with hidden treats.
00:37Camry's got a right view there.
00:39We've squeezed a lot into a very small space and we're ready to let rip.
00:45Disgusting.
00:46So dip your toes in and throw your legs in the air like you really do care.
00:53Oh my god, that's a joke.
00:54This is Love Island Unseen Bag.
00:57Cheers to that.
00:58Let's get down to business.
01:00Maybe I'll make a bagel.
01:02This week on Love Island, it's been emotional.
01:20There's been tears.
01:27More tears.
01:28It's all right, mate.
01:29It's all right.
01:30And even more tears.
01:32It's a shit situation, bro.
01:34I'm emotionally exhausted, guys.
01:38But now it's time to dry your eyes.
01:48We've been here before.
01:50I've got deja vu.
01:51I've got deja vu.
01:52Of what?
01:53This happened before.
01:54This has happened before.
01:56When did it happen in your dream?
01:58We have been here before, Meg.
02:00Last Saturday night, to be exact.
02:03It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
02:08Cheers to that.
02:09Amen, sister.
02:10So raise a glass as we lead you on a merry dance to the finest unseen action of the week.
02:16He actually looks like YG.
02:20Immerse yourself and an hour of crazy spectacles for the eyes that will shake you to your very core.
02:30How do you guys have so much energy?
02:39Putting the show together calls for big balls.
02:4128.
02:42Get up!
02:4329.
02:44Oh!
02:45Ready?
02:46And an ability to read the sign that says,
02:48THIS IS LOVE ISLAND UNSEEN BITS!
02:51Do you feel bad?
02:52Um, it looks bad.
02:54Let's have some wine!
02:57Having spent six weeks in each other's company,
03:00the OG Islanders have developed an extremely close bond
03:03and started speaking with one voice.
03:06My fedora.
03:07Shakira.
03:08Shakira.
03:09Shakira, why don't you like my fedora?
03:11Who's that supposed to be?
03:12Ben.
03:13No, you don't see the vision.
03:16You don't see the vision.
03:17That is literally how he speaks.
03:18That is how he speaks.
03:19It's literally Ben's own dialogue.
03:21I think it's time to come up with a plan.
03:23So, say I pull her for a chat, yeah?
03:25Yeah.
03:26And you're Shakira.
03:27How you feeling?
03:28I'm good, you know.
03:30I didn't expect the action.
03:36Good, yeah.
03:37Just good.
03:38I'm good.
03:39How are you today?
03:40Con?
03:41Good.
03:42Yeah, yeah.
03:43How's your time?
03:44He's not giving me what I need.
03:46What do you need?
03:47I need you.
03:52That took about 15 seconds.
03:55Got a coffee from Con this morning.
03:57Hell to the air.
03:58So, what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
04:00Exactly.
04:01Yeah, what are you going to do about that?
04:03He was like, does he make your coffee?
04:05And I was like, yeah.
04:06And he's like, oh, well I'm quicker.
04:07And I was like, all right.
04:08Don't do the accent.
04:10You make him sound like a leprechaun.
04:13Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning.
04:15Leprechaun.
04:17Yes, Shakira.
04:18Stop doing that silly accent.
04:20You'll offend leprechauner.
04:27When they're not cracking on or sounding off,
04:29our islanders always end up talking about food.
04:31And in this unseen clip, Andrada and Ben are discussing
04:34a famous Scouse delicacy.
04:36Did you have breakfast?
04:37I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:39Chicken.
04:40Chicken.
04:41Chicken.
04:42I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:43Do the Scouse.
04:44Chicken.
04:45Chicken.
04:46No.
04:47Chicken.
04:48Chicken.
04:49No.
04:50Chicken.
04:54Chicken.
04:55No, no, no.
04:57No.
04:58Chicken.
04:59Chicken.
05:01Chicken and a can of coke.
05:02That's not...
05:09Can of coke?
05:11No.
05:12Chicken and a can of coke.
05:13No, no.
05:14If you're going, ah.
05:15Is chicken and a can of coke?
05:17Is that Scouse?
05:18Yeah.
05:19Lucy, say chicken and a can of coke.
05:23Chicken and a can of coke.
05:24You see?
05:26In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it right.
05:29People of Liverpool, I salute you all.
05:31There is no greater accent.
05:34And I look forward to seeing you all on my next tour.
05:36Book early to avoid disappointment.
05:45Ever wondered what you're supposed to do
05:47if you ever bring a bombshell back from Casa?
05:50Here's Tommy's top tips for you.
05:52Step one.
05:53Make sure you wake up in a cute little montage.
05:57Step two.
05:58Cook her her favourite breakfast, eggs and avocado.
06:02Step three.
06:03Assume that with all the excitement,
06:05she may well have forgotten your name,
06:07so find a way to subtly remind her.
06:09This is so cute, Tommy. Thank you.
06:11It's all right. You deserve it.
06:13Thanks for the tips, Tommy.
06:16But what you didn't get to see
06:17was how Tommy made that cute breakfast.
06:20Right, how the fuck do you make squashed avocado?
06:23You just, you literally just...
06:26How do you do it? You literally just squash it, like...
06:28Man, that's a lime.
06:30It's not an avocado.
06:31That's an avocado, innit?
06:34Charles?
06:36No, bro.
06:37It's got to be.
06:38Man, man.
06:40That's a lime.
06:42Yeah, that's a lime.
06:42That's not an avocado.
06:43Oh, it is a lime.
06:44Bro, yeah.
06:45Oh, man.
06:47I swear I saw avocado in here.
06:51This thing?
06:52No, that's a lemon.
06:56Avocados dark around the outside, like.
06:59It's like nearly black.
07:01That's a mango.
07:02It kind of looks like that.
07:04What the fuck's an avocado, then?
07:05I don't think we've got any.
07:07Yeah, there mightn't be any.
07:09You can use guac instead if it's there.
07:10She don't like guac.
07:12Man, it's the exact same as avocado.
07:15Go with the guac, Tommy, and while you're at it,
07:17double-check that you're using actual eggs.
07:19You know, those things that look a bit like beige avocados.
07:22Oh, dear, this could be tricky.
07:24There's no avocado in the fridge.
07:26Oh, you're cute. Thank you.
07:26But I put loads of butter on it.
07:28Yeah, thank you.
07:28Yeah, thank you.
07:58Not to mention keeping the Islanders awake all night.
08:11Morning, you two.
08:12Morning, I am.
08:13I think a lot happened last night,
08:15but I don't actually know what happened.
08:17So, Ben, what did happen last night?
08:21I just woke up.
08:21I don't know what I woke up to last night.
08:23I actually genuinely don't know what animals it is out there.
08:26What were they doing?
08:27Fuck no.
08:28What, like cows?
08:30Something like that.
08:31And sheep and that.
08:32Yeah.
08:33But I don't even think it was cows, though.
08:35It's like the fucking pterodactyl out there.
08:37Don't be silly, Ben.
08:38Everyone knows that pterodactyls are extinct.
08:39Oh, dear.
08:41Oh, dear.
08:41Oh, dear.
08:41Oh, dear.
08:43Oh, you should have actually heard what was going on last night.
08:49It was actually like Jurassic Park, like that.
08:50I've been out.
08:51I've heard it.
08:51Oh, yeah, it's crazy.
08:52I don't know.
08:52What do you reckon it is?
08:54I actually don't even know what animals are.
08:55It's not even, like, just cows and sheep.
08:57Like, I don't know what was making noises.
09:03Hey, Rex, can I pull you for a chat?
09:07If you got lost out there at night, you'd be shitting yourself.
09:09Yeah, pitch black.
09:11Yeah.
09:13Hey, I'm terrified.
09:15Get me out of here.
09:18Do you think he saw us?
09:27Lucy is the observant type, and she has had her eye on Cash's Nashers.
09:33You got gold teeth.
09:35Mm-hmm.
09:36Gold teeth.
09:37Yeah, I was a pirate about, like, 1996.
09:39Oh, you know, this boy, yeah, I could not take him seriously.
09:43But you said all my chits in before, and I was like, wow.
09:45I am so gullible.
09:46I hate to believe anything you tell me.
09:48Don't worry, Lucy, you're not the only one filled by the counterfeit Cash.
09:52Oi, did you know Cash?
09:53You said, what was he used to do?
09:55Well, table tennis.
09:56He was top ten in England for table tennis.
09:59How does that even come about?
10:01Like, practice, innit?
10:02Yeah, but how do you know your top, what, you used to do competitions?
10:05Yeah.
10:05Really?
10:06Like, national championships and shit.
10:08No way.
10:08Yeah.
10:09It's jokes, innit?
10:11Top ten of table tennis.
10:14And I was part of a boy band.
10:15Did you get paid?
10:16You were part of a boy band?
10:17Yeah.
10:17What boy band?
10:17What part did you play?
10:18What boy band?
10:19JLS.
10:19Back-up dancer.
10:20Good one.
10:21Now, be serious.
10:21Bro, do you know when I was young, like, I was like a JLS fanboy?
10:24LAUGHTER
10:25He had the posters on the wall.
10:28No, no, I went to go watch them at concert.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30So you should know me, then.
10:31Who is your favourite?
10:32What, from JLS?
10:34Probably Jay, or...?
10:36Jay, who's that?
10:37Who's Jay?
10:37Which one's Jay?
10:38Was he red?
10:39J-O-L-O-S, innit?
10:40I don't even know.
10:41Who?
10:41You don't even know JLS members, bro.
10:43What's that about?
10:43Oh, my God.
10:45He's having you on.
10:46I wasn't allowed to know their names.
10:47NDA.
10:47NDA?
10:50J-L-S?
10:51O-M-G-F-F-S.
10:53Can we please stop with the three-word acronyms, or T-W-A-s, as Cash calls them?
11:04In this next Unseen Clip Arounders have ditched their morning workout for an awning workout.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Three, two, one.
11:11Oh, man, I went the wrong way.
11:17Ah, no, I fucked it.
11:20Oh, fuck.
11:23Oh, no, no, no.
11:26Oh, it's weird getting it that way.
11:30Oh, B.
11:32Oh, I've lost all my momentum.
11:34I've lost it, I've lost it.
11:35Some strong wrist action there, boys.
11:41All those years training alone in your bedroom as a teenager clearly paid off.
11:45But it seems Harrison never put in the hours.
11:49How'd I do it?
11:50It's upside down.
11:52If I'm going to help him out.
11:55Now what?
11:56Let's twist it.
11:57It'll be quicker than that, bud.
11:58Let's beat that.
11:58Nah, nah, nah.
11:59Look at how slow he's doing it.
12:01We don't.
12:01Nice, H.
12:06It's nice to get to rhythm, but then when you break rhythm, it's actually just like shaggy.
12:11It's hard to get going again.
12:12Fucking hell.
12:14Keep going.
12:15You're good.
12:16Yeah, yeah.
12:16You're only going to do one?
12:18Yeah, I'm going to do it on your side.
12:23Oh, the girls are getting bacon in the heat.
12:28Nah, come on, come on, come on.
12:29You've got to do the other one.
12:30Ah, shit, yeah, I probably do it.
12:32Hey, come on, mate.
12:33Swallow your pride.
12:34Good boy.
12:35Come on, mate.
12:35Good boy.
12:36Harrison, you're such a gem.
12:38Thank you so much.
12:38Come on, quicker as well.
12:39How's it not working?
12:40Quicker, quicker.
12:42I am.
12:44Hanna, do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be in the shade?
12:46Do I fuck, mate?
12:47Get it out.
12:50Like this.
12:50Tone's still no good.
12:51You had to tell him to do it.
12:52If he wanted to, he would, didn't it?
12:53That part.
12:54I need some clicks in the building.
12:57Period.
12:59There we go.
13:00Not giving the girls some shade is like throwing shade.
13:03Bad move, Harrison.
13:06There has been a lot of deep chats had in that villa this week.
13:09And after sleeping on it, Andrada really wanted to give Ben a mouthful.
13:13But what did she say next?
13:19Come back after the break to find out.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Oh.
13:22Go on.
13:23Go on.
13:24Yeah, what let me say some it's master cash on the beat. Oh, let me tell you something
13:45We're here on the violin. Yeah, I should I got right now
13:49I'm nervous to cash nervous at one day. I'm going to be replaced by AI, but until then
13:59Welcome back to Love Island. I don't say
14:07On this show we believe that everything should be seen and heard
14:11That's it Shakira don't hold anything back
14:20One more for the boys in the back
14:23We encourage our Islanders to take a stand. Oh, oh shit. Oh
14:29shit
14:31That was serious show feather. I'm gonna try that because it's gonna end up in an injury and give each other the feels
14:41Fuck off Tommy
14:43Oh, I don't like to do that. I've just shit me so
14:51Earlier we saw andrada forming at the mouth and ready to give Ben a talking to her, but what did she say next?
14:59I have you on book and back can't break it on one side and then I had her on that and
15:03What?
15:05Did you understand? No. I understood
15:08No, let me do it again. Yeah, you don't make an answer
15:10I don't know
15:12That's all I got from that
15:14Maybe I didn't understand
15:16No, let me do it again
15:18Yeah, you don't make an answer
15:20I think we need to brush up on your flirting technique Andrada
15:25The whole villa was alive with sexual tension this week and this next unseen clip sees a group of Islanders getting very handsy
15:37Can I get the baby oil?
15:39Alright, you're getting a little bit kinky now
15:41No, but Ben is right. We do need some lube
15:43One just do it though
15:45Here we go. Unseen bits
15:47Oh, yeah
15:49Jesus, I could be getting used to this
15:51You've got too much hair, Liz
15:53No, go on
15:55Yeah, yeah
15:57How do you like your massages?
15:59Hard
16:01Hard as well
16:03Let me know if I want to go deeper
16:05Just a little bit deeper, please
16:06You want me to go a little bit deeper?
16:07Just a little
16:08I've got nothing left
16:09Did you just say I've got no one left?
16:15Do you want it harder?
16:17No, just like on my shoulders
16:19Yeah, in that
16:21Ben's face
16:23What are you doing?
16:25What are you talking about?
16:27Look at this
16:29Everyone's looking
16:31Everyone's looking
16:35It can't be that funny
16:37It can't be
16:39It's just Tommy's face
16:41Tommy's like
16:45Oh, I sit my tongue out
16:47I'm actually going to wear myself
16:53Oh, fucking hell
16:54You should have seen Ben's face
16:55They're all laughing so much
16:57Does that qualify as a happy end egg?
16:59Maybe I'll make a bagel
17:00How about that?
17:01Does anyone want a bagel?
17:09Footballers Harriet Harrison may be good at kicking balls
17:11But they are not very good at juggling with them
17:13And when those balls are lemons
17:15They really are pith poor
17:17I think I'd rather play cricket
17:19Yeah, but we just lose all the lemons
17:21If I'm batting anyway
17:23That, that, that, that
17:25Oh, fuck this
17:26No good
17:27I'm getting a water bowl
17:33That's middle stump
17:34No, it's not
17:35Over, over
17:37I thought you'd ought to be a metaphorical
17:39You said it's real good
17:40No, it's this
17:41H, but
17:42No, no, no
17:43That's my
17:44H
17:45I can fill it off after
17:47It makes water
17:48No run there
17:50No problem
17:51No run there either
17:53No, that would have been a four
17:54This is a maiden
17:55That would have been a four
17:56Watch this though, watch this one
18:00Catch it, catch it, oh
18:01What the fuck are you doing?
18:04Sorry, sorry, sorry
18:05That was the wrong reverse swing
18:06That was the reverse swing
18:07Catch it, girls
18:09Ah
18:10My wife fucking near me mate
18:11Okay lads, stop it now
18:13Before you break something expensive
18:15Oh
18:16Oh
18:17No, not the draw
18:20How are we gonna do all the swooping aerial shots now?
18:23Oh, Harrison
18:26Paige
18:27We're stumped now
18:29Thanks to you lemons
18:37Eight days earlier
18:39There was
18:40I'm feeling great baby girl
18:41Are you feeling?
18:43Exposure
18:45Baby girl
18:46Baby girl
18:47I don't think there's something to laugh about being
18:50Infection
18:52Sorry, apologies for the comment
18:53It was nasty, but I intended it to be nasty
18:55That's why I said it
18:56And an epidemic
18:59I don't understand why you're shouting at me
19:01You're shouting at me?
19:02What are you shouting at me for?
19:04Movie night may seem like a distant memory
19:06But it was a block-busting night
19:07With more drama than any disaster movie
19:09And social media went off like a firecracker
19:13This movie night was fire emoji
19:17Fire emoji
19:19There better be a part two movie night
19:21Praying hands emoji
19:23We need another movie night
19:25Movie night
19:26Movie camera emoji
19:28Well we're unseen bits
19:29Listen to you
19:30And here are some of the unreleased bits
19:32You didn't get to see
19:36Baby fucking girl
19:37A bentiful mind
19:42I'm waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas
19:45Tony
19:47I'm grateful you've put me in
19:49Live, laugh, what's it called?
19:51Live, laugh, life, what's it called?
19:53Live, laugh, love
19:54Live, laugh, love
19:55Live, laugh, love
19:56That's the one
19:57That's the one
19:58That's the one
19:59You're so inspirational Ben
20:00Has anyone ever told you that?
20:01Have I got away with words?
20:02I'm just being sarcastic but sure
20:03I feel like sometimes
20:04I don't even have to say stuff with my words
20:06Yeah
20:07I feel like it's just my demeanor
20:09What does that mean?
20:10What does that mean?
20:13Superman is humble
20:15I don't think Ben knows what humble means
20:21I enjoyed the challenge yesterday thoroughly actually
20:23Is that a new word Ben?
20:24Yeah
20:25How intellectual are you?
20:27Yeah I've become more intellectual overnight
20:34That was fucking brilliant
20:36Thank you
20:37I'm glad I entertained you lot
20:38Well done Benny boy
20:39Thank you bro
20:40And 28 hours later the reviews were in
20:44We had a good little premiere yesterday
20:46Yours was really really entertaining
20:48I'm glad
20:49Yeah
20:50There's a lot of substance in that
20:51Did it surprise you?
20:53No
20:54Oh
20:55That would surprise me
20:56That's how I view you
20:58I am funny
21:01But it wasn't long before it became less comedy
21:03And back to a horror
21:0515 or so hours later
21:11Evacuation
21:12The couple with the fewest thoughts
21:15And therefore dumped from the island is
21:18Andrada and Ben
21:20No
21:25A few hours after that
21:27So the couple we have decided to dump is
21:30Devastation
21:32Lucy and Tommy
21:34The days are numbered
21:39Every now and then I think we should all take a moment to remember that behind the perfect smiles pumped up six packs and pretty poses our islanders are just like the rest of us
21:59Are you disgusting
22:01Yes
22:02Yes
22:03Girl time
22:04Yes
22:05Shakira
22:06Girl time
22:07And then she comes and does that
22:08I've been holding that in for you
22:09Have you washed your feet please?
22:10Yeah
22:11How do you want to give them a smell?
22:12Yeah go on
22:13Why are you washing your feet?
22:14Go on
22:15Harrison it's not funny
22:16I've actually washed them
22:17Why are you washing your feet?
22:18Why are you washing your feet?
22:19Because I didn't smell your feet
22:20Because I didn't smell
22:21You have a new soap
22:23Is this Dijon's stinky hat?
22:24Eugh
22:25How does it smell?
22:26But look you sniff that
22:27No I'm not
22:28I'm telling you you need to sniff that
22:29Ew
22:30He took his shoes off and I could smell him from like three metres away
22:42No you couldn't
22:43You sat right next to me
22:44I couldn't
22:45No Harrison
22:46You're honking the gaffer
22:47He was
22:48His cheesy watsits
22:49You're disgusting
22:50Let me smell
22:51Let me smell
22:52Let me smell
22:53Let me smell
22:58I'm feeling alright
22:59Yeah
23:00Let me smell yours
23:01Wait
23:02Yeah
23:03Yours are fine
23:04I'm fine
23:05You're another one you can actually bend your fingers over the top of life
23:09I have so weird fingers
23:10Look at this
23:11What the fuck?
23:12Wait Boris no
23:13I've got really weird fingers
23:14Here and there
23:15You're double jointed
23:17Why are they moving like that?
23:19No they can bend backwards
23:20Ugh
23:21You know what that means?
23:23What does it mean?
23:24Oh
23:25These fingers can do
23:27Many things
23:28If by many things you mean they hold a mop and squirt bleach then I suggest you get on with it Boris
23:35before the whole villa is shut down by public health
23:38It's a hot afternoon so some islanders are chilling by the pool
23:49Whilst up on the terrace Billy Kiss and Boris are talking manifestation
23:53So I'm manifesting for something funny to happen
23:57Tell me more about that
23:58So basically you have to understand when something is out of your control
24:01And then
24:02Cause some things you can't control
24:03You're so right Billy Kiss
24:04There's some things you can't control
24:06Like when it's a good time to play
24:08Ooh
24:09I've been next
24:10Find out after the break
24:12Find out after the break
24:30No fucking way
24:38Check our polls
24:39Wake up Billy Kiss
24:41You don't want to miss the rest of Love Island Unseen Bits
24:49Jump aboard
24:50As we ride the wave of outrageous unhaired action from the week
24:55Why are you?
24:56Could be surfing
24:57No there's no waves in Mallorca
25:00And get excited for all the stuff still to come
25:03Ah fuck on
25:04Come on kids we have practice today
25:06I'm going to drink wine with the girls after yoga
25:11This bikini is quite itchy town
25:13But like I don't know how I would even think that that would fit me
25:16Yeah mate
25:17Yeah
25:18You've got to have the fried eggs for this
25:20Because this show isn't just good
25:22It slaps
25:25Con your ass is rock solid
25:27Wow I fully slept
25:31So nice of you to join us Billy Kiss
25:33Now who's going to tell her she snores?
25:35Because it ain't going to be me
25:46Okay let's go back to Billy Kiss and Boris on the terrace
25:48Cause some things you can't control
25:49Cause some things you can't control
25:50Well here's
25:51What happened next?
25:54Like that nothing can affect you in a bad way
25:56Yeah
25:57What are you doing like?
25:59I haven't even washed my hair
26:01I haven't even
26:02I haven't
26:03Stop
26:05Stop
26:06I'm going to need
26:12You did
26:13No
26:14When I say that I truly believe everything happens for a reason
26:17So I'm never like
26:18Oh why did this happen?
26:19Or why didn't this happen?
26:20Okay if everything happens for a reason Billy Kiss
26:22Then explain the reason for this
26:27The conversation that's me and
26:31Emma what are you doing?
26:32My hair is fucked
26:33I'm in a fucking cum
26:35What are you doing like?
26:36I haven't even
26:37I haven't
26:40Stop
26:41I'm going to need
26:44Oh no
26:45You did
26:47No
26:48The perfect crime
26:49I take my hat off to Shakira
26:51But she nicked it last week
26:53Aww
26:55After spending time apart this week an undeniable connection saw Harry reunited with his biggest love in the villa
27:10Oh we're so back
27:12Do you think I should put a sock down it?
27:19No no no that's good that's no good
27:23No good dick?
27:24No no no not a sock
27:25Better than that
27:29That's the one thing I can't
27:31That's no good that
27:33Every day who's with me was banned from wearing them
27:35I would ask you bad for one thing when you do
27:38See why bum?
27:39When he wears them I just don't know where to look
27:42Hey should we go to the gym today?
27:43Yeah
27:44Keep the speedos on for it as well
27:48Are you going to exercise in that?
27:49Yeah
27:50Ew your junk's going to be all over the place
27:53Cheeks out
27:54Don't watch me
27:55Do watch Tony
27:57Block my view and protect my innocent eyes
27:59The camera's got a right view there
28:17That was risky in the speedos
28:23Mate that's so forced though
28:26You didn't need to do that
28:28Yeah
28:29Yeah yeah yeah yeah
28:30Like he squeezed that one out
28:31Yeah yeah yeah yeah
28:41Nice one Harrison
28:42Now wash your hands
28:51It's a well known fact that over the years
28:52the Islanders have come up with different ways
28:53to describe bedroom shenanigans
28:55There has been
28:56There has been
28:57The Do Bit Society
28:59The Salon
29:01Graduation
29:02And this year the boys have been using football terms
29:05He had a full time whistle blew
29:07Did it?
29:08Yeah it did yeah
29:09Well it seems the new boys want to be on side too
29:12Yeah he's playing ultra attacking him
29:14Ultra attack
29:18Is that 5-3-2
29:19Yeah it's 5-3-2 that
29:21Is that a formation?
29:23I think so 5
29:253-5-2, 5-3-2
29:27Nah that's more defensive
29:293
29:30That's a 3
29:31That's a 3
29:323-4-3 that
29:332-1
29:34I'm pretty sure there's one
29:35There's like 5 at the top
29:365 at the top
29:373 in the middle
29:385 at the top?
29:395 at the top
29:40That's heavy that
29:41I've used that in FIFA
29:42No it's a
29:45Isn't it a 4-2-4?
29:46Is it a 4-2-4?
29:474-2-4?
29:48Yeah yeah there's 4-2-4
29:49That's a 4-2-4
29:50Yeah he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute
29:51He's high attacking
29:52He's high attacking
29:53He's playing high pressure
29:54If it's
29:55If it's going past like the 15-20 minute mark
29:58Call extra time
29:59Yeah
30:00Extra time?
30:01I'm blowing the whistle on all this football chat
30:03They think it's all over
30:05It is now
30:13The couple that both have a name beginning with H
30:15are remembering a more innocent time
30:17A time before things were complicated by other things beginning with H
30:21Like hideaway
30:22Harrison
30:23Or handy Carol
30:24This is fucking luck
30:26Should we just stay here all day?
30:27Yeah
30:28I swear we used to do this
30:29On the first week
30:30We just lie here all day
30:32Do a few cartwheels and come back
30:34Should we do some cartwheels today?
30:35Yeah yeah come on
30:38I can do a cartwheel
30:39H come do a cartwheel
30:40Come on
30:43Get your other leg up
30:44What are you doing with your legs?
30:45What is it hanging down?
30:46Harrison your legs are like this
30:49Yeah yeah you are
30:50Yeah that's what I was going for
30:51Yeah it's good
30:52That was sick
30:53Good shape
30:55Oh you run it off
30:56Oh Paige that wasn't bad
30:57That was good though wasn't it?
30:58It looks painful though
31:00Yeah I know it's my groin in bits
31:05Not bad
31:06Not good
31:07Yeah no you are like a prawn
31:09When you get up there
31:11Paige
31:15Oi I'm going to do a round off
31:16What's a round off though?
31:17Look it's like this
31:18Look it's like this
31:29I'm flying
31:32Oh
31:33Why is he always doing handstands?
31:34Speeders yeah
31:35Speeders
31:36Speeders
31:37Speeders
31:38Oh mate
31:40Mate this angle is disgusting
31:43No one wants to see that Harry
31:47It's the running into it I can't look at
31:50Harry you're going
31:52How's that visual? Any good?
31:56It's so good
31:57Three
31:58Two
31:59One
32:01Oh my god that's a joke
32:02Yeah that was sick for both of you
32:04Guys if you ever get tired of your football careers
32:07I hear the world of gymnastics calling
32:09Oh they've hung up
32:16The summers in Mallorca can be hot
32:18So when the scorching sun is beating down
32:20You'll find me heading to the sea
32:22But I wonder what the islanders are up to
32:24I'm coming to the gym and look the sun's coming out
32:27The sun's going to be going down by the time we get there
32:30Why don't I instruct you today?
32:32No no no no
32:33Let's be serious
32:37Thinking of something that we can do where you're not going to moan
32:40Oi I don't ever moan I just moan in heat
32:43Don't be asking me to do no burpees or anything
32:45Because that is not on the cards
32:46So come down into like a plank position
32:48A plank?
32:49Position yeah
32:51And then you have to just like touch each other's hands like this
32:53Then whoever drops first
32:55That's going to be me
32:56That's going to be me
32:59This is just like a warm up
33:00Let's go
33:01Warm up?
33:02Three, two, one, go
33:05Put your bum down
33:06Now your bum is big man
33:08See you dropped already
33:09Right
33:11This is pathetic
33:14Fucking hell
33:15Now to the side
33:16To the side here
33:17One, two, three, four, five
33:19Lower
33:20You're doing well come on
33:21Come on
33:22Come on
33:23No I don't want to do it anymore
33:24Come on
33:27I don't want to do that anymore
33:31One, two, three
33:33Three, three
33:34It's a great view though
33:37It's gone
33:38Keep going
33:41I'm actually going to give up
33:44What?
33:46Fucking hell
33:47You pass it to me then
33:49You're doing good
33:51Nah, nah
33:52Yes
33:55Come on then
33:57Come on then
33:59You're done
34:00I can't do that one
34:04Why too far down?
34:05Don't let your feet touch the floor
34:06We're not throwing a lemon
34:07Whoa
34:12Come on, get with the program
34:16Quick note to the people who do the shopping
34:18Maybe get more tennis balls and less lemons next time
34:21When you're trying to get a relationship off the ground but their ex is in the villa
34:30It really can be the pets
34:33You'll sniff
34:34No I do but I don't know
34:35Yeah you do, I know you like the smell of them
34:39Gold
34:40No, stop doing that
34:42No way at all
34:45Well here's some more Unseen Pets
34:52I'm just honking the gaff up though
34:56Don't honk yourself
34:58No, I'm not even honking look
35:01You're actually not
35:02Have you tried since the gym?
35:03No
35:05Pheromones
35:10Nah, these clips stink
35:11Let's keep it to Unseen Pets
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36:24It's Love Island Unseen Bits
36:26As we head towards full time our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal
36:31Yeah ready?
36:32No pressure now
36:34Fucking hell Meg
36:35How good is that?
36:36Yeah that's unbelievable
36:38OK professional footballers show Meg how it should be done
36:42Oh my god
36:47So Harris is not exactly on a roll
36:50But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression
36:53It smells really bad
36:55It smells like burnt horse
36:57Oh kebabow
36:59Let's face it you don't come to us for anything highbrow
37:01We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses
37:06No you want romance and a little dry humour
37:10Can I go for a cat?
37:12So saddle up and bottoms up
37:16Trust me you're gonna love it
37:18Oh what the fuck
37:20That is disgusting
37:22That's horrible
37:28Earlier in the week Yasmin and Jamie went out on their first date
37:31I said on the main show
37:33We filmed hours of footage of Yasmin and Jamie on their paddle boards
37:37We did offer it to Unseen Bits
37:39But they opted for a clip of Ty farting in bed
37:42Fair enough, farts are funny
37:44But I stand corrected
37:46And I totally apologise to all the Unseen Bits team
37:49So here are some unseen bits of Yasmin and Jamie's date
37:52That you didn't get to hear the first time round
37:54We've got a little something going on
37:57We do have something going on
37:58I think it's building
37:59I think it is
38:00Day by day
38:01It is
38:05Oh my gosh
38:07That was a better one
38:08That was a better one than the one out there
38:10Less salty for sure
38:11Less salty, yeah
38:17Listen
38:18BANG
38:19BANG
38:20BANG
38:21BANG
38:22Oh boy
38:24BANG
38:25BANG
38:26Oh my gosh
38:27BANG
38:28BANG
38:29BANG
38:30BANG
38:31BANG
38:32BANG
38:33BANG
38:34BANG
38:35BANG
38:36BANG
38:37BANG
38:38BANG
38:39BANG
38:40BANG
38:41BANG
38:42That's a new addition, I like that one
38:43BANG
38:44BANG
38:45BANG
38:48BANG
38:49Oh wow
38:50Oh and here's the Thai farting event clip that I promise you too
38:52BANG
38:57Unseen bits
38:58Always predictable
38:59Much like me
39:00BANG
39:01BANG
39:02BANG
39:03BANG
39:04BANG
39:05BANG
39:06BANG
39:07BANG
39:08Once upon a time in Mallorca
39:10There was the good
39:11BANG
39:12BANG
39:13I think Boris and Bilicus are quite good looking
39:19The bad
39:20I'm with the public on this one
39:22I gave a fuck about you
39:23You didn't care about anyone but yourself
39:27And the smugly
39:29I'm so smug about this
39:31We are so hot
39:33We are so hot
39:34BANG
39:35BANG
39:36BANG
39:37But we didn't have to wait until high noon
39:39For the Lone Ranger to ride into town
39:42Hi everyone
39:43Excuse me
39:45You look like you love me
39:49And clear out the saloon
39:51In first place
39:52Ty
39:53Lauren as you are now single you've been dumped from the island
39:58Oh my goodness
40:00You look like you love me
40:03But once all the tea had been spilled
40:05Promise your way
40:06Bye
40:07Bye
40:08Bye
40:09There was one thing on everyone's mind
40:13What is this?
40:14Biscuits with a cup of tea?
40:15Don't mind if I do
40:16Biscuits with a cup of tea?
40:17Don't mind if I do
40:19Aww
40:21Jummy Dodgers
40:22What biscuits are there?
40:23Custard's?
40:24Creams?
40:25What?
40:26Jummy Dodger?
40:28I love biscuits mum
40:29I hate biscuits
40:31Chris first
40:32Biscuits second
40:34Oh my god
40:35These remind me of my mum
40:36What?
40:37The biscuits?
40:38What did she like them?
40:40Turns out the real showdown
40:42Was at the biscuit barrel
40:44These biscuits are a joke
40:58It's Beecher Bonanza!
41:03And this week I ask the islanders
41:04What's their biggest ick?
41:06Very, very good question
41:08What's my icks?
41:09Ew, I'm gonna have so many icks
41:11Number one
41:12I hate smelly people
41:14Eyelashes that are so, like, so long
41:16You blink too hard you might fly away
41:18A bad kisser
41:19I feel like I've kissed girls in the past
41:21And the tongue's going around your mouth like a washing machine
41:23It's no good
41:24Imagine him chasing after a coin he's dropped on the floor
41:29I've definitely done it as when I've dropped a coin
41:31And I'm running around trying to stamp on it to stop it
41:34But I can't get it
41:35Shakira says I chew too loudly
41:38Illicus, I love you, right?
41:40But it sounds like there's a tsunami in your throat
41:42Right, now you need to pipe that down, love
41:44It's waiting for the green man
41:46At a zebra crossing or something
41:48Like a junction
41:49I don't know why
41:50Like, the fact that you're just stood
41:51And I do it myself
41:52Flip
41:53Flop
41:54The fact you're just stood there like that
41:56Like, waiting for...
41:57Oh, God
41:58Not paying the bill
41:59And asking to go 50-50
42:00Just be your own judge of character and take that road
42:03Burping
42:04I'm really good at burping, actually
42:06The burp is just, like, in your face
42:08Like, it's, like, personal
42:09Girls' fingernails
42:15They're all grubby and there's dirt under them
42:17I just can't
42:18Ugh, that's disgusting
42:20If a girl was to be chewing chewing gum
42:23And then she spits it out and gives it a volley
42:26Oh, my gosh
42:27Oh, my gosh
42:28That can't happen
42:29When someone's chewing gum with their mouth open
42:31And they're kind of going, like
42:32The whole little...
42:34Like, that one
42:36Yeah, that one there
42:38That's no good at all
42:39When a boy sits cross-legged
42:42Like, if he sat like this
42:45And just talking to me
42:47I really don't like it
42:48It gives me the ick
42:50A boy in Speedos
42:52Hate a man in Speedos
42:54Speedos
42:55Especially if they have those giblets in them
42:58Ugh
42:59Keep them cheeks away
43:01It's a big no
43:02Please, no more Speedos
43:05See you next time for some more
43:10Meet your bonanza
43:18With Angel being the newest addition in the villa
43:20Harry decided to get her up to speed with everything important
43:23What do you think of a man in Speedos?
43:25Don't know
43:26You're going to have to show me
43:27Yeah, I'll get them out
43:28I just got some new ones in yesterday
43:30I'm wearing a cowboy hat sometimes
43:32No, you need to wear my trousers
43:34Oh, yeah
43:35That's happening
43:36Shut up
43:37Fucking hell
43:38I don't think I'll be top two for that
43:40You go down on the podium
43:43Don't worry, Harry
43:44You're still winning gold for Love Island 2025's teeniest, tiniest trunks
43:49One day after dog walker Lauren was dumped, Harrison decided to go walkies himself
44:03I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be leaving the villa tonight
44:06So I feel like on this one I just have to stay true to myself and just follow my heart
44:10Yeah, young balls out, I guess
44:12But as Harrison prepared to go, the Islanders couldn't let him leave without a goodbye gift
44:18When he leaves, I'm going to sneak him a waffle
44:22Give him the whole park
44:23Give him two at least
44:27H
44:29Yes, Keith
44:30Come on, H
44:39Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow, although it's not as sweet as they thought
44:44You get the fucking waffles, you fat bastard
44:50Harry
44:51I put one in his suitcase
44:52And what, you're supposed to give him two?
44:54Yeah
44:55Yeah, but I'm going to give it to him
44:56That's nasty one
44:57There's packs and packs in there, we said give him two
45:00Oh, I didn't want to give him two
45:02I believe you get one of the waffles
45:05Right, that's enough waffles, see you next time
45:07Byeee
45:09Byeee
45:10Byeee