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RuPaul 's drag Race All Stars Season 10 Episode 12
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00:01Previously on the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:04Last week, the top eight All-Stars competed
00:07in the second episode of the semifinals.
00:10It's the Tournament of All-Stars Talent Invitational.
00:16Yes, bitch.
00:17Devoured.
00:20Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:22We get it was like an ad, but I would have liked
00:24more of a storyline with it.
00:26Dame Lydia Butthole Collins.
00:28It was just one element of the story missing
00:30for me to feel like I fully have gotten it.
00:33Bosco.
00:34I love that you did a comedy burlesque.
00:36The chair-ography was amazing.
00:38The winner of this week's challenge is...
00:40Bosco.
00:42Oh!
00:43For Bosco.
00:46Lydia, Shantae you stay.
00:49Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:51All is not lost.
00:53You still have a chance to re-enter the competition.
00:57If one of our regular judges enters you into the wild card lottery...
01:04Bruno, show us which eliminated All-Star will be returning to compete
01:09in next week's Lip Sync Smackdown for The Crown.
01:13Oh, Lord.
01:14Oh, wow.
01:15Oh, wow.
01:16Oh, wow.
01:17Is a way to put it.
01:18I just sent home my drag mother.
01:19Mistress has never lost a Lip Sync on Drag Race.
01:20So, as sad as I am, I feel incredibly proud of myself.
01:22I beat Mistress Isabel Brooks in Lip Sync?
01:23Come on.
01:24It makes me feel like I do deserve my spot in the finale.
01:26This was a tough one, y'all.
01:27Lydia, I just want to say congratulations to you for surviving the Lip Sync for your life.
01:32Yay!
01:33You turned it.
01:34You did.
01:35You turned it.
01:36And congratulations, Bosco.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Top seven, bitch.
01:39Period, bitch.
01:40How are you feeling?
01:41Oh, fuck.
01:42A little conflicted at the moment, because, like, we all want this at this point.
01:46But, like, I just know how much she really, really wanted to be here.
01:50And just it had not, like, occurred to me that, like, there would be a situation where
01:55she wouldn't be here.
01:56And I don't know.
01:57My heart just broke for her.
01:58I don't know.
01:59I don't know.
02:00I don't know.
02:01I don't know.
02:02I don't know.
02:03I don't know.
02:04I don't know.
02:05I don't know.
02:06I don't know.
02:07I don't know.
02:08I don't know.
02:09And I don't know.
02:10My heart just broke for her.
02:11So, I'm feeling a lot right now.
02:13Yeah.
02:14I've known Mistress for, like, a really long time.
02:15And I've known how bad she's wanted this ever since we were kids.
02:18Mistress is the person that I was the closest here with.
02:21We are both Texas girls.
02:23So, bitch, I'ma win it for us.
02:24And I'ma bring it back home to Texas.
02:27Can I just remind you guys?
02:28Somebody here in this room, or possibly whoever comes to lip sync.
02:33Nah.
02:34Nah.
02:35Okay.
02:36Well, someone here in this room is going to win $200,000.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Bitch, that's okay.
02:40The stakes are really, really high.
02:41I can taste the $200,000.
02:43I could win this whole thing.
02:45And with that, let's get the fuck out of dry.
02:47No shame.
02:48I am willing to crawl through hot coals and broken glass to get to this crown.
02:53I'm ready to do anything.
02:54I'm so fucking proud of us.
02:56I'm headed straight for the crown.
02:58I'm gonna be like Han Solo taking off in the Millennium Falcon.
03:01I'm gonna do the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs.
03:03You know what I'm saying?
03:04You want a little?
03:05Somebody's going home with $200,000 and baby, I want that person to be me.
03:09Me!
03:10Mine!
03:11Harder?
03:12Harder.
03:13I am ready for the Lip Sync Smackdown, girl.
03:15I know this is where I excel, so I want all of you right now.
03:19Pah!
03:20Like, let's do it.
03:21I'm just trying to see what a beautiful crown would look like on top of my head.
03:25These girls better be scared.
03:27I'm a little bit afraid of me too.
03:29You think these girls are gonna slay me in a Lip Sync?
03:32I think not.
03:34What's gooey?
03:35Mama, I got this in the bag.
03:37I know I do.
03:38And I'll take any of these bitches on.
03:40All Stars 10 is mine.
03:42Ah!
03:43Hi, sister.
03:44Are you okay?
03:45It's like I feel like the competitions are in a heat up.
03:50I don't know.
03:51Okay.
03:52Ah!
03:53The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
04:02cosmetics, a coveted Scott in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $200,000.
04:09RuPaul's Drag Race made the best check we win, check we win.
04:14Ooh!
04:15Chocolate fucking chip.
04:16Ooh, it's awesome.
04:17Let's go!
04:18Let's go!
04:19We made it!
04:22It's finale day, bitch, and I'm so excited to be here.
04:26Of course, there's work to be done, but I think we're all just happy to be enjoying,
04:30you know, our last moments together before we all dog-stomp each other.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34This is really the finale.
04:35We really made it through all those brackets and the semi-final.
04:38We're here, but there's still a lot of us.
04:40I know, it doesn't feel like a finale.
04:41And some bitches coming back.
04:42Oh.
04:43The fact that somebody's coming back is crazy.
04:44Who do we think it's gonna be?
04:45Who do you think?
04:46Nicole Piedsbrook.
04:47I think it's gonna be mistress.
04:48Fuck it.
04:49Why not?
04:50I'm scared.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:53I didn't even know we had a doorbell.
04:55You guys ready to fight?
04:56Ah!
04:57Ding, ding.
05:00I'm getting fucking chills.
05:07Karma's a bitch, but thank God she's my bestie.
05:13I know y'all miss me.
05:15Hi, divas.
05:18The doll is back.
05:20Justice has been served, and the diva won the lottery card, honey.
05:24I am ready to come in and slay this competition.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:28So good to see half of you.
05:29Oh, thank you.
05:30She's a twin.
05:31I'm kind of gagging because I'm like, this bitch probably has a vendetta against me and
05:36mistress for stealing her point in the preliminary rounds.
05:40Karma's a bitch.
05:41Now, I'm a little gagged.
05:42I was expecting mistress to be here.
05:44I thought that there was a little bit of an alliance with the Texas divas.
05:47That's what I had thought, Georges.
05:49Sister, I saw an opportunity and I had to take it, mama.
05:52Even though Georges was rotted for doing that whole Texas Tango Alliance spoof, I'm able
05:57to get over this conspiracy because I have one shot to absolutely kill it.
06:04And I'm here to wake it up.
06:06Hello, hello, hello.
06:07Oh!
06:08Yeah!
06:09You look fab.
06:10Good morning, all-stars.
06:12Good morning.
06:13Hello, how are you?
06:14And welcome home, Keri.
06:16Yay!
06:17Now, Keri, as our wild card lottery winner, you are back, back, back in the competition
06:24with an equal chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.
06:30Girl!
06:31Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race, Match Queen.
06:34Available now.
06:35Now, to be this season's big winner, you've got to survive the final lip sync smackdown for
06:41the crown.
06:42Yes!
06:43But before you go head-to-head and toe-to-toe, there's just one more thing.
06:48Oh!
06:49Wait for a third row!
06:51Here we go!
06:52Bitch, what?
06:53I need you to rate your fellow all-stars from top to bottom, side to side, based on who
07:00you think is your biggest lip sync competition.
07:03Okay!
07:04Oh, shit!
07:05Oh, my God!
07:06Not this!
07:07That's right.
07:08It's Raider Queen All-Stars Edition.
07:10Oh, my God!
07:12Choose carefully, because the final rankings will determine how you face off in a lip sync
07:18smackdown.
07:19What the fuck is going on?
07:23I just know these bitches are going to be shady as fuck.
07:25Doesn't matter who's your friend, because at the end of the day, the girls want to set
07:29it up for their own win.
07:31I can't trust none of these hoes.
07:32All-Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
07:38Woo!
07:39Oh, baby, love!
07:41Baby, it is the finale.
07:43Today is the day.
07:44It is the lip sync smackdown for the crown.
07:47I'm excited to be in the room with all the girls.
07:49I have not come in as a lip sync assassin on All-Stars yet.
07:52But, I mean, what other day to do that than today?
07:58You are definitely not unfamiliar to a Lala Perusa.
08:01No, no.
08:02I think I literally just completed one last season.
08:04Yes, yes.
08:05So you feel pretty prepared when it comes to this situation?
08:08You can never be too prepared, honestly.
08:09Especially with this Raider Queen business going on.
08:11I know!
08:12I love it!
08:13It could get so messy.
08:14We have to take part in Raider Queen All-Stars Edition.
08:17And these rankings are going to determine how we face off
08:20in the lip sync smackdown.
08:22I am the only queen in this competition that has done Raider Queen.
08:26You think I was the worst?
08:27No, no, no, no.
08:28Well...
08:29Miss Litya, it was not a pretty butthole.
08:32Some of the queens put me in the bottom that week.
08:34So, there's a little PTSD with Raider Queen.
08:40Ginger, not gonna lie, I feel like you're one to watch out for
08:42for this because, bitch, you make numbers your own.
08:45Bitch, you be doing like all these cross-eyed shit.
08:48Cross-eyed shit is the key.
08:49Not the cross-eyed shit.
08:51She's the horny toad, honey.
08:52Who are you confident you can beat in a lip sync, Carrie?
08:54It depends on the song.
08:56I don't really see any specific queen as like competition.
08:59It's more what vibe am I gonna bring to life with what song?
09:02Gotcha.
09:03I feel like everyone is sort of a threat in their own accord.
09:07So, it's kind of tough to boil down Raider Queen to just a specific strategy or formula.
09:12Exactly.
09:13This Raider Queen and these rankings are definitely going to play a part in how we all get situated on the bracket.
09:20And that makes me a little nervous.
09:22What if I'm going against a really close friend of mine or a sickening performer?
09:27I need to be a little bit more strategic than I normally would.
09:30Oh my gosh, I'm just so excited.
09:33It's just everything.
09:34I feel like we could just taste that crown.
09:36What would it mean to everybody to win?
09:37Woo!
09:38Fucking everything.
09:39Girl.
09:40I dropped out of high school for this art form.
09:42You know what I mean?
09:43It would mean so much.
09:45We were like 15 years old in our covers watching Drag Race being like, I want to be on that one day.
09:49Yes.
09:50So, to win would be like full circle times a thousand.
09:52I don't know.
09:53I know that it would mean a lot for everyone, but.
09:54For me, it's like the idea of resilience and just proving to people that no matter if they think you should be doing something,
09:59that if you work your fucking ass off, you can get the pay off.
10:02Like, that's everything to me.
10:03I love proving people wrong.
10:04I second that.
10:05Winning is just an ultimate fuck you to anyone who ever didn't believe in you or didn't see it.
10:09But more than anything, it's a big fuck you to the own little part in ourselves that actually believed it.
10:14Yes, I love that.
10:16Drag has been the only thing that I've wanted to do with my life from the time I was a teenager.
10:21And then I finally reached the pinnacle and immediately had the rug swept out from under me, you know?
10:28And to be able to prove that as long as you keep going, anything is possible.
10:34Like, just fucking keep going.
10:38Just fucking keep going.
10:39Get back on the fucking horse.
10:40Okay.
10:41And I'm so glad you're back.
10:42I'm so happy to be back, bitch.
10:44We've all fought tooth and nail to be here.
10:47And to win on my fourth try would mean the world to me.
10:51But what I've learned through all of this is it's not about the destination.
10:55It's about the journey and sisterhood and being in this magical competition together.
11:00Okay, bitches.
11:01What?
11:02So we throwing down, we smacking down today.
11:04That being said, this lip sync smackdown for the crown is about to begin.
11:09And I am going to whoop y'all's asses.
11:12Whoopeth thou ass.
11:14Bitch.
11:15Who's motherfucking ready?
11:16Who wants to square up?
11:17Are we going right now?
11:18I need that.
11:19I need that.
11:20Bitch, I can handle both of y'all.
11:21What happened?
11:22What happened?
11:23I need that.
11:24You need that right now.
11:25Hit it.
11:26Yes.
11:27One chop.
11:28Yeah, bitches.
11:29It's time for a lip sync smackdown, bitch.
11:36Okay, okay.
11:37It is time to take part in the Raid of Queen All-Stars Edition.
11:42We could be put against each other, the best against the best.
11:45We could be put against each other, the best against the worst.
11:48We don't know.
11:49Now we have to rate every queen from top to bottom, fiercest competition to least fiercest competition.
11:55And I do feel like I smell a little bit of a stunt.
12:00All right.
12:01I'm thinking about who is going to be the biggest competition in the music that I enjoy.
12:08Georges.
12:09She's a killer.
12:10She's got it.
12:11Fuck it.
12:12Let's go with Aja.
12:13Girl, she's the one that I'm most nervous about actually.
12:16I need to make sure that I make it to the end.
12:19Most of these girls have not seen my lip sync skills, so I think they're going to rank me low.
12:23Lydia Butthole Collins.
12:25So I'm putting Lydia as number one just in case the bottom queens get matched up with the top queens.
12:30Because I think I can take Lydia in a lip sync.
12:32Ginger Minj.
12:33Her track record with lip syncs does not lie.
12:36I was originally thinking I was going to be kind of strategic about it, but I just don't know what any of these rankings do.
12:42In second ranking.
12:43Second.
12:44Second.
12:45Is Georges.
12:46Lydia Butthole Collins.
12:48I am kind of going back and forth between do I play this fair and be honest and trustworthy, or do I fuck shit up?
12:57Third.
12:58This is where it gets a little muddy for me.
13:00Ginger Minj.
13:01She's a chameleon.
13:02Is that the right decision?
13:03I don't know.
13:04Third ranking.
13:05I'm going to go ahead and give that to Aja.
13:07Ginger Minj.
13:08I feel like she could definitely out camp me.
13:11All right.
13:12I'm going to rank fourth.
13:13Irene.
13:14I know the other girls aren't seeing it for Irene.
13:17So Irene's going to be my personality higher.
13:19I'm going to stick her just a little bit higher than I would normally.
13:23In fifth position.
13:25This is where it gets tough and sticky and I'm going to put my mace down to actually think about this.
13:30In sixth ranking.
13:31Georges.
13:32In seventh position, I am ranking Irene the alien.
13:36I am just more intimidated by everyone else.
13:39I don't want to put Irene last, but I mean, I did beat her once.
13:42And seventh is Carrie Colby.
13:44You know, I've seen the way how Carrie performs, so I'm not that worried about it.
13:49And that's the tea.
13:51And mama.
13:52That is the tea.
13:55And that's the tea.
13:57And that's the mother tucking tea.
13:59Bitch.
14:22What the...
14:23Welcome to the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
14:27Tonight, it's just the home team.
14:30Starting with Michelle Visage.
14:32She's my MVPP.
14:34Yeah, you know me.
14:38Style superstar Carson Kressley.
14:40Are you a big Skorts fan?
14:42Oh, you know, I usually prefer a clam digger with a strappy sandal.
14:46And Drag Race's biggest cheerleader.
14:50It's Ross Matthews.
14:51Fispoon bosses.
14:53All-Stars.
14:55Start your engines.
14:56And may the best drag queen win.
15:02Category is Smackdown for the Mother-Tuckin' Crown.
15:05First up...
15:07Aja.
15:08It's time for the lip sync Smackdown for the Crown.
15:11These bitches better watch out.
15:12Bosco.
15:13She should've worn a hat.
15:15Diabetti.
15:16I am going big game hunting, and baby, these other girls, they're the prey.
15:20Ginger Minj.
15:22Irene the Alien.
15:24Now it's time for total annihilation.
15:27Georges.
15:28The girls better be scared.
15:29Who on it was Gooey.
15:31Dame Lydia Butthole Collins.
15:34Carrie Colby.
15:35Let me show you what a diva can do.
15:40This is fucking crazy.
15:43Welcome, All-Stars.
15:44Tonight, you'll face off in a series of seven lip syncs.
15:49In the end, one of you will be crowned a champion.
15:54Earlier, I asked you to rate your fellow All-Stars based on who you think is your biggest lip sync competition.
16:02Your combined rankings have determined tonight's lip sync order.
16:07Yes, honey, this bracket has been seeded.
16:11Officially.
16:13Because seeding is what?
16:15Fundamental.
16:17It's like NAACP basketball up in here.
16:21All right, listen up, gay people.
16:23This is a seeded bracket, so here's how it works.
16:25Number one goes against number eight.
16:27Number two, number seven.
16:29Number three, number six.
16:31And then four and five are paired together.
16:33And then the four winners move on to the next round.
16:36And then the winners of those two lip syncs lip sync for the crown.
16:40You got it?
16:41Now, let the smackdown begin.
16:46My queen.
16:47The All-Star, y'all ranked number one, is...
16:55Ginger Minj.
16:59Damn, y'all really trying to downplay a bitch.
17:02Girl, I guess I'm gonna have to show them again.
17:04Now, Ginger, you'll face off against the All-Star ranked number eight.
17:09And that All-Star is...
17:15Carrie Colby.
17:17What up?
17:18Shit.
17:19The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery.
17:24Good luck.
17:25Good luck, baby.
17:27Good luck, mama.
17:28Thank you to our limb.
17:31Ginger, what do you think of your top ranking?
17:36Surprise.
17:40They got me, gal.
17:41I don't know if these girls ranked me number one because they truly believe that or if they are trying to set me up.
17:48Either way, I'm here for it.
17:49I will take you all down one by one.
17:52And Carrie, what do you think of your eighth ranking?
17:58You know I am a wild card, so this is a wild placement.
18:01I'm here for it.
18:02Low-key, I know that Ginger's a front-runner, but this could be that moment that sets me apart.
18:07And baby, the diva is girdled up and ready to show you what she has up her sleeve, honey, up her tuck-it-up.
18:14Now, let's find out who will choose the song.
18:17Oh, pick, crew.
18:23Ladykins, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are two balls, one for each of you.
18:30Bruno, let's go.
18:35If I don't get the right song, Carrie could definitely out-sexy me.
18:41Oh, God, pick my ball.
18:42Whose ball are you holding?
18:50Bruno is holding Ginger's ball.
18:52I wish I could say it was the first time.
18:56And that means, Ginger, you get to choose the song from our Lip Sync SmackDown playlist.
19:02Will it be Disease by Lady Gaga, Joyride by Kesha, Party Lights by Natalie Cole, Raise Your Glass by Pink, Show Me How You Burlesque by Christina Aguilera, or Whenever Wherever by Shakira.
19:16In my head, I am sitting here going, you really need to set the tone for this whole battle.
19:25Pick something you know you can do and a song that I can just lay into.
19:30Big swings, no misses.
19:32What song do you choose?
19:35Disease by Lady Gaga.
19:37Disease by Lady Gaga is Ginger's choice.
19:41Two all-stars stand before me.
19:45Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and to move forward to the next round.
19:53The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
20:01Good luck and don't fuck it up.
20:11There are no more tears to cry.
20:15I heard you begging for life.
20:19Running out of medicine.
20:23You're worse than you've ever been.
20:35Baby, baby, baby.
20:37Like you're gonna die.
20:39Like you're gonna die.
20:40Put it on the inside.
20:41I could be your amadocity.
20:43I could say the doctor not can cure your disease.
20:47If you weren't screaming, I could make you believe.
20:51Lay you down like one, two, three.
20:53Eyes on black in ecstasy.
20:55I could feel your sickness.
20:57I could cure your love.
20:59Cure your disease.
21:01Yeah!
21:09You are so tortured when you sleep.
21:13Carrie put all of that beautiful 50-inch ponytail into a bun
21:17and she's leaving it up there.
21:18Take the hair down, baby.
21:20It's hot in the club, girl.
21:22I can find a doctor.
21:23I can cure your disease.
21:26If you were a sinner, I could make you believe.
21:30Lay you down like one, two, three.
21:32Eyes on black in ecstasy.
21:34I can feel your sickness.
21:36I can do it.
21:38Bring me your desire.
21:40I can cure your disease.
21:42If you were a sinner, I could make you believe.
21:46Lay you down like one, two, three.
21:48Lay you down like one, two, three.
21:50Eyes on black in ecstasy.
21:52I know all your secrets.
21:54I can cure your love.
21:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:58You're your disease.
22:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:02You're your disease.
22:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:08Yes!
22:10Work, bitches!
22:12That was sick, man.
22:14I'm getting oop off, girl.
22:16I got goosebumps, girl.
22:18All stars.
22:20I've made my decision.
22:24Ginger Min, shantay you stay.
22:27Oh, thank God.
22:30I think you cured my disease.
22:32Well, I do.
22:34Condragulations, you've won the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
22:38Please step to the winner's box to await the next round.
22:44Carrie Colby, you gave Ginger a run for her money.
22:49Yes.
22:50While you won't be moving forward tonight, you are and will forever be an all-star.
22:57Now, sashay away.
23:00All right.
23:02Love you, Diva.
23:04Another one, thank you.
23:07My personal shot at the Hall of Fame in $200,000 has come to an end this time around.
23:15Whew.
23:16Well, I feel nothing but gratitude because the judges said bring the doll back to life.
23:22And I feel like I got all the redemption that I was hunting and searching and craving and needing.
23:29Oh!
23:30All stars, please step to the stage for our next Lip Sync.
23:37Ladykins, the all-star you ranked number two is Dame Lydia B. Collins.
23:45Oh, shit.
23:47Work.
23:49I did not expect to be ranked number two.
23:51For them to think that I am up there, I'm gagged and a little confused.
23:57Lydia, you'll be competing with the all-star that you all ranked number seven.
24:03And the number seven all-star is...
24:08Irene the Alien.
24:10Y'all are shady.
24:13Well, the girls ranked exactly how I thought they would.
24:18I expected to be ranked seventh, and I picked Lydia in that higher ranking because I think I can take her on.
24:23So it looks like my strategy paid off.
24:25The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery.
24:32All right, now let's find out who gets to choose the song.
24:36Oh, pit crew.
24:37Now, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are two balls.
24:44One for each of you.
24:45Now, Bruno, without peeking, cradle one ball.
24:52Show us that ball.
24:57Lydia Butthole Collins.
25:00Lydia, what will it be?
25:03Joyride by Kesha.
25:07So it shall be done.
25:11The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
25:21I am shaking in my cock piece right now because this lip sync is going to determine who makes it to the top four.
25:27I am going to send Teletubby back to Mars, bitch.
25:31Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
25:57I've earned the right to be like this.
25:59Oh.
26:00You say you love me.
26:02That's funny.
26:04Well, so do I.
26:05I'm just looking for
26:06Joyride.
26:08Joyride.
26:09I'm just looking for
26:10Good time.
26:12Tonight.
26:14Baby, I'm looking for
26:16All right, girls, give us a show.
26:19Joyride.
26:20Keep your eyes on the road.
26:24A label whore, but I'm bored of wearing clothes.
26:28You aren't the kids.
26:30Well, I am mother.
26:31Don't, don't, don't even try to kick me shit.
26:33I am in fight or flight at this moment.
26:36I have a lot in my arsenal.
26:37Just going to try to let it all out.
26:38When my engine do you make it purr?
26:40Keep it kinky, but I can purse.
26:42Beep beep, bitch, I'm outside.
26:44Getting looser for the
26:45Joyride.
26:46Making every motherfuckin' turn.
26:48It's called tonight, but no it didn't hurt.
26:50Beep beep, plus nitro lights.
26:52Getting looser for the
26:53Joyride.
26:55Ha ha ha ha.
26:57Cause I'm a bitch.
27:00I'm a bitch.
27:01I'm a bitch.
27:02Woo!
27:03Yes!
27:05Yes!
27:06I'm getting looser for the
27:12Joyride.
27:14Bitch, good job.
27:17What the fuck? Who cut the cable?
27:18Y'all need to pay your bills, bitch.
27:20Ladies, I've made my decision.
27:27Lydia B. Collins, Shantae, you stay.
27:30Oh, fuck.
27:31Okay.
27:34Period, bitch.
27:36I, Lydia Butthole Collins, am in the top four
27:39of the Tournament of All Stars.
27:40I'm so gagged.
27:41Condragulations.
27:43Now, please step to the winner's box.
27:45I love you so much.
27:47Congrats.
27:51Oh my God.
27:52That's so awesome.
27:53Irene the alien.
27:54You will not be moving forward, but you are, and will forever be, a freak.
28:02And an all-star.
28:04Thank you so much for the opportunity to show the world what a fucking idiot I truly am.
28:10Now, sashay away.
28:18If it's true that losing is the new winning, then no one's a bigger winner than the 16th place, Irene the alien.
28:24Yes!
28:27The alien invasion is postponed for now.
28:30Even though I didn't win the crown this time, I couldn't be happier with how things shook out.
28:35Us early outs, we've got more to show you than you got to see.
28:40Sister!
28:41They got me, girl.
28:42She was bucking.
28:44How do you feel?
28:46I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty disappointed, but here I am.
28:49I think you did a fabulous job.
28:50That was a great lip sync.
28:52Girl, join the watching party of the tournament.
28:55My first guest, everybody.
28:57All Stars.
28:58Oh, here we go.
28:59Please return to the stage.
29:01It's time for our next lip sync.
29:06On deck.
29:07The all star you all ranked number three is...
29:13Georges.
29:14Wait a minute.
29:15Okay.
29:17Georges, you'll be lip syncing against the all star ranked number six.
29:22Probably Daya.
29:23Yeah.
29:24And that queen is...
29:28Aja.
29:30Oh.
29:31Well, yes.
29:32Oh, bitch.
29:33So the one bitch I did not want to face is Miss Aja.
29:37But I'm ready, mama.
29:38Let's put on a show for Miss Mother Rude.
29:41Fuck all you bitches who voted me that low.
29:43Y'all really played today.
29:45But it's okay.
29:46I'm saying a prayer for all of y'all.
29:47Spoken like a true mother superior.
29:50Now, let's see who gets to choose the song.
29:54Oh, pit crew.
29:58Bruno, show us what you got.
30:00Please, Bruno, please grab my ball, please.
30:08Georges.
30:10That means you get to choose the song.
30:13Yes.
30:14Let's do Party Lights.
30:15Oh.
30:16Party Lights by Natalie Cole.
30:18I'm sorry, Aja, but mama, I'm gonna have to send you back to the convent.
30:22Girl, buckle up. You ready?
30:24Here we go, girl. This is about to be a battle.
30:26Give it to her.
30:27Two all-stars stand before me.
30:30Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
30:38The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
30:45The one person I didn't want to go against is Georges.
30:51She's an amazing performer.
30:52I think she's the only girl here that has the potential to take me out.
30:56But I have some tricks up my sleeve.
31:00Good luck and don't.
31:02Bug it up.
31:03Oh, wow.
31:04I see the holly light shining in the night, make me feel alright.
31:16I see the holly light shining in the night, really out of sight.
31:22I see reflections growing in the air, telling me the way to move.
31:32I feel the spirit and it's everywhere, telling me it's time to groove.
31:37I see the holly light shining in the night, oh, make me feel alright.
31:44Oh, I've got the leafy and I won't look back, no, no.
31:48I've seen tomorrow in the sky, yes I have.
31:51I've got the sunshine and a paper set, would you believe?
31:55I've got the wings that I can fly.
31:57I see the holly light shining in the world.
32:02Let's get away, let's go.
32:05Come on, party with the children.
32:08Hey, come on, party with the down, get down with you.
32:12Come on, party with the children, yeah, yeah.
32:15Come on, party with me.
32:17There they go.
32:18There they go.
32:19Ooh.
32:20Yeah.
32:21Come on, party, party, party.
32:28I see the holly light shining in the night, oh, make me love.
32:34These bitches are turning it.
32:36I see the holly light shining in the night, oh, make me love.
32:39Yeah.
32:40Yeah.
32:47Yeah.
32:48Good job, baby.
32:49I love it.
32:50All stars, I've made my decision.
32:59Georges, Shantae, you stay.
33:01Oh, bitch.
33:04Thank you so much.
33:05Conjagulations, you're advancing to the next round.
33:09Yes, yes.
33:10Please step to the winner's box.
33:12Thank you, mama.
33:13One bitch down, who's next, girl?
33:15Ginger, you want it?
33:16Lydia, you want it?
33:17Anybody can get it.
33:18Aja, while you won't be moving forward tonight, you are and will forever be one sickening all-star.
33:29Now, sashay away.
33:32I just want to say thank you so much.
33:33I came here to fall back in love with drag, and I just want to say, y'all made me fall deeply in love.
33:40I'm going to do my little walk-off.
33:41See, I'm walking.
33:42You know, I'm walking.
33:43P.S., dot, dot.
33:44I'm out this bitch.
33:45Love you, Aja.
33:46Love you, Aja.
33:47Love you, Aja.
33:48Honestly, internally, I am crumbling.
33:51But all I can do is just walk away with my head up and just know that I did my best.
33:58Yeah.
33:59Hello?
34:00Yeah.
34:01Is the woman of the house here?
34:04What you got to say, girl?
34:06What's it given?
34:07That wore me out.
34:08I was like, girl, Georgia's little ass be carrying.
34:10Just kidding.
34:11Now.
34:12Oh, shit.
34:13Oh.
34:14Daya Betty, Bosco, your fellow queens have ranked you number four and five, respectively.
34:24Oh, no.
34:25Daya's crying.
34:26This is going to be so hard to watch.
34:28They're sisters.
34:29And they are like sister, sisters, girl.
34:32Daya Betty, you were looking very emotional.
34:34Why is that?
34:35Bosco means a lot to me.
34:38She's taught me a lot about myself and what it means to actually have queer family.
34:45And I just have the most immense amount of respect for her.
34:49And just not the person that I want to be doing this with.
34:54But that's the name of the game.
34:56And I'm ready.
34:59Bosco, is there anything you'd like to say?
35:01No.
35:04No, I love you, girl.
35:05I love you, too.
35:06I fucking love you so much.
35:07Yeah.
35:08It's all with love.
35:09And we are family here.
35:11Now.
35:12Let's see who gets to choose your song.
35:15Oh, pit crew.
35:20You know how this goes.
35:21Bruno, get those balls rolling.
35:27Bruno, hurry up, Missy.
35:30Show us that ball, Bruno.
35:34Bosco.
35:37Bosco, what song do you choose?
35:40Okay.
35:42If I want to move forward in this competition, I have to put myself first.
35:46And it's not what I want to do.
35:49But I'm kind of a cunt, so I'm going to do it.
35:52I'm absolutely going to do it.
35:54Let's show them how to burlesque.
35:56Bosco has chosen Show Me How You Burlesque by Christina Aguilera.
36:00Goddamn, Bosco was born to do this song.
36:03Here we go.
36:04Two all-stars stand before me.
36:07Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
36:14The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
36:22Good luck and don't fuck it up.
36:29Underneath the city lights
36:33There is a world you know about
36:37Where rules don't apply no
36:40And you can't keep a good girl down.
36:51She comes through the club looking for a good time.
36:56Gonna make that shake, that money on a dime.
36:59Don't need a sugar daddy, she can work it just fine.
37:01Up on the table she'll be dancing all night.
37:02Yeah, all night.
37:04Baby, now it just comes alive.
37:06Under the spotlight
37:08We say
37:11Here come the ladies, not to give a little show.
37:15Here go the boys, you gotta show a little more.
37:18More, more.
37:19Oh my God.
37:20Get it up, get it up, won't let you rest.
37:22Get it up, get it up, this is not a test.
37:24Get it up, get it up, gotta give me a boost.
37:25Give me a boost.
37:26A little bit of naughty, it's a little bit nice.
37:32She's a whole lot of glam sweat, sugar, sex, spice,
37:34her shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
37:35Give a little up, what up on the table, we'll be dancing all night.
37:38I'm not gonna lie, Diet is kind of bringing energy right now.
37:41Tell me how you put that.
37:44Okay girls, let's show them how it's done.
37:48It ain't over till we say, and we've only just begun.
37:52Let me hear you say, yeah.
37:54Hey, hey, hey.
37:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
38:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
38:06Oh my God.
38:08Get it up, get it up, this is not a test.
38:10Get it up, get it up, gotta give me a boost.
38:12I'll catch your answer and show me how you can laugh.
38:16Yes!
38:17Good!
38:19Work!
38:21Wow.
38:22All stars.
38:23I've made my decision.
38:27Bosco, Shantae, you stay.
38:32Injagulations.
38:33You're headed to the next round.
38:35Stay right where you are.
38:36Diabetti, you won't be moving forward tonight,
38:40but you are and will forever be family.
38:45Now, Zashay, away.
38:48Ru, thank you for changing my life
38:50and showing me that I belong somewhere
38:52it just took me a long time
38:54and I'm very thankful for that.
38:56Girl, I love you, congratulations.
39:00Thank you so much.
39:01You know what?
39:03I guess Betty wasn't ready yet, bitch.
39:08Okay, okay.
39:09I didn't win the crown,
39:11but I am walking away here so proud of myself
39:14and if I had to lose a lip sync to anybody,
39:17I am happy that it's Bosco.
39:20Hi.
39:21You betty be ready.
39:25Betty, we got a seat right here for you.
39:26Come on, Daya.
39:27Come sit.
39:28Daya, that was hard to watch.
39:30It was.
39:30I'm really sad,
39:31but not because they lost.
39:33I just hated that that was me and Bosco.
39:34Yeah.
39:35Oh, my God, the TV.
39:37Oh, shit.
39:37It's time for round two of our lip sync smackdown.
39:41Ding, ding, ding.
39:43Bosco, I've consulted our bracket.
39:46Your next lip sync will be with...
39:50Ginger Minj.
39:53Ginger, please step forward.
39:55No rest at all for the wicked.
39:57And here comes Ginger fucking Minj.
39:59One of the people that I really didn't want to lip sync against.
40:02Now let's see who gets to choose the song.
40:05Oh, pit crew.
40:08Bruno, do your thing.
40:10Harder, Bruno.
40:13Faster.
40:15Reaching in without looking.
40:16Show us that ball, Bruno.
40:21Ginger.
40:23The ball says Ginger.
40:25Oh, good.
40:26Ginger, there are two choices left.
40:29Raise your glass by pink.
40:30And whenever, wherever by Shakira.
40:34Bosco serves high-class, glamorous sex.
40:38Ginger Minj serves smoky, barroom, brawl kind of bitch.
40:45I know I look like Shakira, but I think I'll do raise your glass by pink.
40:50All right.
40:51Raise your glass.
40:53Two all-stars, stand before me.
40:56Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the final round.
41:03The time has come for you to lip sync.
41:07For your life.
41:14If I win against Ginger, I'm in the top two.
41:17Is it going to be an easy task?
41:18No.
41:19Is it a doable task?
41:21It absolutely is.
41:22Good luck.
41:24And don't fuck it up.
41:27It's a hard time.
41:27What?
41:28I'm going to do it.
41:30Let's go.
41:31Right, right.
41:32Turn off the lights.
41:33We're going to lose our minds tonight.
41:34What's the dealio?
41:38I love when it's talk too much.
41:405 a.m.
41:41Turn the radio up.
41:42Where's the rock and roll?
41:44Now we're real.
41:45Body crash-er.
41:47Panty snatch-er.
41:48Panty snatch-er.
41:49Yes, good job!
42:19My glass is empty.
42:49Come on and raise your glass for me.
42:52Just come on and raise your glass for me.
42:58Yay!
43:03Wow.
43:04All-stars.
43:05I've made my decision.
43:07Oh, no.
43:09Can't wait to see how this turns out.
43:12All-stars.
43:13I've made my decision.
43:19Mind your minge.
43:20Shantae, you stay.
43:24Contraculations, you are advancing to the final lip-sync for The Crown.
43:28Okay.
43:29Please step to the winner's box.
43:31Oh, shit, okay.
43:32All right, it's starting to get real.
43:34There is only one more lip-sync between me and The Crown.
43:39So who's it gonna be against?
43:43Bosco, my dear,
43:45you won't be moving forward tonight,
43:48but you are and will forever be an all-star doll.
43:53Now, sashay away.
43:56I just wanna say thank you.
43:57You've changed my life so much,
43:58and it's been so much fun to be able to spend more time with you all and laugh.
44:01It's been great for us to see them titties.
44:05Should've kept me around longer, then.
44:09Love you, mama.
44:10Yes, baby!
44:11It sucks, but I'm really happy with everything that I showed, and sometimes it's just not your moment.
44:17I did really, really well, and more importantly than that, I did better than Irene and Daya.
44:22You didn't shave your back.
44:23Did I really not?
44:24No.
44:25Oh, well.
44:26Damn.
44:29Well, shit.
44:31Oh, diva.
44:32They fucked Orange Group up tonight.
44:34Yes.
44:35Girl, we just got our asses handed to us.
44:37Would've been so embarrassing for us to go on a tour if you were in fifth and I was in first.
44:40Here we go.
44:44All right.
44:45We're back.
44:46Okay, okay.
44:47Fuck, it's the sixth lip sync.
44:48Lydia Butthole Collins and Georges, please step forward.
44:59It's the rematch of Mommy's Favorites, and if I beat her once, I could definitely beat her again.
45:04So I'm ready, bitch.
45:05By the process of elimination, your song is...
45:09Whenever, Wherever by Shakira.
45:12You may not think by looking at me that I like this song, but little known fact, I am a Shakira super fan.
45:19You guys, you know Lydia was like obsessed with Shakira as a kid.
45:22Her big birthday out of Shakira birthday cake.
45:25I am going to wipe my hole across that damn stage.
45:28Two all-stars stand before me.
45:30Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the final round.
45:37The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
45:47Good luck.
45:48And don't.
45:49Fuck it up.
45:50Fuck it up.
45:52.
45:53.
45:54.
45:56.
45:57.
45:59.
46:01.
46:03The looking back of your existence
46:05Baby, I will try and be empty solely
46:07To count the freckles on your body
46:09Never could imagine that we're only
46:11Too many ways to love somebody
46:13La-da-la-la-la-la
46:15La-da-la-la-la-la-la
46:17Can't you see?
46:19I'm at your feet
46:21Whenever, wherever
46:23We're meant to be together
46:25I'll be there and you'll be near
46:28And that's the deal, my dear
46:30They're all working on the
46:32You'll never have to wonder
46:34We can always wave our ear
46:36But that's the deal, my dear
46:38Ha-ha-ha-ha
46:40Yes!
46:41Yes!
46:44Lucky that my lips not only mumble
46:46These girl kisses like a thong
46:48Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
46:50So you don't confuse them with nothing
46:52Lucky that I'm stronger, like my mama
46:54To rub a cover when I need it
46:57I'm based to eyes out for no other
46:59These days we'll cry over
47:01La-da-la-la-la-la
47:02La-da-la-la-la-la
47:04At your feet
47:06I'm at your feet
47:09That was so hot, bitch
47:11Am I a lesbian now?
47:13Oh, honey
47:15La-da-la-la-la-la
47:18La-da-la-la-la-la
47:21Think I'd laugh
47:23Say it again
47:25La-da-la-la-la-la-la
47:27Tell me one more time
47:29That you'll live
47:30Lost in my eyes
47:33Whenever, wherever
47:37We're meant to be together
47:39I'll be there and you'll be near
47:42That's the deal, my dear
47:44Here I will, here I will
47:46You've got me head over heels
47:48There's nothing left to fear
47:50If you really feel the way I feel
47:52Wow, that was fucking crazy
48:09That was fear
48:10Oh, do we get to see the result this time?
48:11Oh, all stars
48:13I've made my decision
48:14Georges, Shantae, you stay
48:21No way
48:22Oh, my God
48:26Conjagulations, you're moving forward
48:28To the final lip sync for the crown
48:30Crazy
48:32Thank you so much, you guys
48:34You may join Ginger in the winner's box
48:37I love you, I'm so proud of you
48:38Congratulations
48:39Thank you so much, I love you, bitch
48:40I love you, too
48:41Mama, I'm gonna be lip syncing for the crown
48:43Oh, my God
48:44I can't believe it
48:46I cannot believe it
48:47Lydia, my dear
48:48You won't be moving forward tonight
48:51But you are
48:52And will forever be
48:54My favorite butthole
48:56That's saying something
49:00You are the reason
49:01For everything
49:03Thank you, all of you, so much
49:05I cannot say that enough
49:06Thank you
49:06Thank you
49:07Now, sashay away
49:11I love you, bitch
49:14Well, shit
49:15The remix, part two
49:17Electric Boogaloo
49:18Mwah
49:18To have made it this far
49:22In the tournament of all-stars
49:23I'm leaving with my head
49:25Held very high
49:25Mostly because this wig is so heavy
49:27And I can't really move my head
49:29But
49:30I'm just proud
49:32We made it!
49:33Yay!
49:34Yay!
49:34Hey, sister
49:37Good job, sister
49:38Congratulations
49:39Thank you, you too
49:40I'm honestly like
49:40Okay, yes, I would have loved
49:41To have won that lip sync
49:42But I'm so proud of myself, too
49:44I can't
49:44Girl
49:44You know
49:45Oh
49:46Attention all-stars
49:48That's us
49:48Hi, mother
49:49Please report to the main stage
49:52For the final lip sync
49:53For the crown
49:54All right, mother
49:55All right
49:55I repeat
49:56Get your padded ass
49:57Over here
49:58ASAP
49:59She's only talking to me
50:01Come on, sister
50:02Chug, chug, chug
50:03Let's go, baby
50:04Let's go, let's go
50:05Give it up for our top two all-stars
50:09Ginger Minj
50:10And Georges
50:11Oh, come on, dude
50:15How?
50:18All three foot of them
50:19Bitch, what's gooey?
50:20After surviving challenge after challenge
50:29One final lip sync
50:31Stands between you
50:33And the grand prize
50:35Of $200,000
50:37But no matter what happens tonight
50:40You're both going home
50:42A little bit richer
50:43Because this season's runner-up
50:45Will receive a cash tip
50:47Of $25,000
50:48Oh, my God
50:50Now, two all-stars stand before me
50:54Ladies, this is your last chance
50:56To impress me
50:57And prove to the world
50:59That you are a winner, baby
51:02The time has come
51:04For you to lip sync
51:07For the crown
51:09I came back to get my crown
51:13And bitch, nothing is going to stop me
51:15From turning this out
51:16This is it
51:17It's going to take a silver bullet
51:19To put me down, bitch
51:20This is everything that I dreamed for
51:22Ever since I was a kid
51:24And Ginger Minj
51:24Is the only thing standing
51:26Between me and the crown
51:27So, mama
51:28I'm going to have to push this bitch
51:29To the side
51:30And snatch it
51:31Good luck
51:32And don't
51:33Fuck it up
51:35Hi, hi
51:40We're your weather girls
51:41Uh-uh
51:42And have we got news for you
51:45You better listen
51:45Get ready
51:46All your lonely girls
51:48And leave those umbrellas at home
51:50All right
51:51The wind is rising
51:53Mm
51:54Rising
51:55Down is in low
51:56Oh, low girl
51:58According to all sources
52:00What sources now?
52:02The streets the place to go
52:03We better hurry up
52:04Because the night for the first time
52:08Just about half past year
52:10For the first time
52:13History
52:14It's going to start raining
52:16It's raining men
52:20Hallelujah
52:21Raining men
52:23Amen
52:24It's raining men
52:26Hallelujah
52:28It's raining men
52:30Amen
52:31Good luck
52:34Good luck
52:34Good luck
52:35Good luck
52:36Good luck
52:37Good luck
52:38I feel stormy
52:40Without moving in
52:46About to begin
52:49About to begin
52:50With a wonder
52:53Don't you lose all your head
52:58Yeah
52:58Look out the room
53:01And stay in fire
53:03Look out the room
53:04And let me know
53:06God bless mother nature
53:09She's the same
53:11The woman too
53:13She's on every angel
53:15She will raise the sky
53:19For each and every woman
53:22To find the person's guide
53:25Get up
53:25It's raining men
53:30It's raining men
53:31It's raining men
53:33Every special man
53:35So blind
53:37God you need
53:39The pen of men
53:40Strong as me
53:43It's raining men
53:45Yeah
53:45Yes
53:47Wow
53:47Who cares about your
53:50Backload anyway
53:51God bless mother nature
53:55Now please welcome back
54:00To the main stage
54:01Our reigning all-stars champion
54:04Angeria Paris Van Michael
54:07Oh wow
54:10Look at her
54:11Gorgeous
54:13Hey
54:15Looking good Angeria
54:20Looking good yourself mama
54:22And I ain't lying
54:23The winner
54:27Of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars
54:30Will receive
54:31A crown and scepter
54:33Provided by Fierce Drag Jewels
54:36A year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
54:39A coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame
54:41And
54:42A cash prize
54:44Of $200,000
54:46Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen
54:50Ginger
54:52Georges
54:53I've made my decision
54:55The winner
54:58Of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars
55:03Is
55:05Ginger Minj
55:14You're a champion
55:16The greatest of them all
55:19You're a champion
55:20Never got to fall
55:22You're a champion
55:23She'll stand in love
55:25Congratulations
55:25You're a winner, baby
55:27Ginger, is there anything you'd like to say?
55:33It's been 10 years of coming to this competition
55:36And I'm fucking ready to reign
55:38Now friends, my queen
55:42Friends
55:43I won
55:45I won
55:46Finally
55:47I've worked so hard for this
55:50And to have it finally happen
55:52It just exceeds every expectation
55:54I feel like
55:55A winner
55:57We did it, Joe!
56:00Yay!
56:00Yay!
56:03I am living proof
56:05That even if the whole world
56:07Tells you that you're not a winner
56:08You can make it happen for yourself
56:11Now remember
56:12If you can't love yourself
56:14How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
56:16Can I get an amen up in here?
56:17Amen!
56:18Alright, now let the music play
56:20You make me feel
56:21Whisper in my ear
56:23Whatever you have to say
56:26Long as you whisper to me
56:28A-A-A-A-A-A-A
56:31A-S-M-I love for that
56:33And that you are
56:34You make me feel
56:38Whisper in my ear
56:40Whatever you have to say
56:43Long as you whisper to me
56:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
56:48Hey, that's my lover, that's what you are
56:51To me, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
56:55Hey, that's my lover, that is what you are
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