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Love Island UK S12 E41

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00:00Let's get down tonight. We roll out the red carpet for a night of drama. Really?
00:07This is gonna end up in an injury. What are you doing?
00:14Comedy. Does he make your coffee? Don't do the accent.
00:17Chef in and I kind of hope I'm some very fruity fun and game. You go after fried eggs for this
00:24Con your ass is rock solid
00:27We get big laughs out of the smallest things like the Islanders throwing shade
00:32You're only gonna do one? Yeah, I'm not doing your side. And a show bulging with hidden treats
00:37Camry's got a right view there. We've squeezed a lot into a very small space and we're ready to let rip
00:45Disgusting. So dip your toes in
00:49And throw your legs in the air like you really do care. Oh my god, that's a joke.
00:54This is Love Island Unseen Bag.
00:57Cheers to that.
00:58Let's get down to business.
01:00Maybe I'll make a bagel
01:02This week on Love Island, it's been emotional. There's been tears.
01:23More tears.
01:28It's all right, mate. It's all right.
01:30And even more tears.
01:33It's a shit situation, bro.
01:35I'm emotionally exhausted, guys.
01:38This is so annoying.
01:42But now it's time to dry your eyes. We've been here before.
01:50I've got deja vu. I've got deja vu.
01:52Of what?
01:53This happened before. This has happened before.
01:56When did it happen? In your dream?
01:58We have been here before, Meg. Last Saturday night, to be exact.
02:02It's Love Island Unseen Bag.
02:05Cheers to that.
02:09Amen, sister.
02:10So raise a glass as we lead you on a merry dance to the finest unseen action of the week.
02:16He actually looks like YG.
02:20Immerse yourself.
02:23An hour of crazy spectacles for the eyes.
02:27That will shake you to your very core.
02:30How do you guys have so much energy?
02:38Putting the show together calls for big balls.
02:4128.
02:42Get up!
02:4329.
02:45Ready?
02:46And an ability to read the sign that says,
02:48This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
02:51Do you feel bad?
02:52Erm, it looks bad.
02:54Let's have some wine.
02:58Having spent six weeks in each other's company,
03:00the OG Islanders have developed an extremely close bond
03:03and started speaking with one voice.
03:06My fedora.
03:07Shakira.
03:08Shakira.
03:09Shakira, why don't you like my fedora?
03:11Who's that supposed to be?
03:12Ben.
03:13No, you don't see the vision.
03:16You don't see the vision.
03:17That is literally how he speaks.
03:19That is how he speaks.
03:20It's literally Ben's own dialogue.
03:22I think it's time to come up with a plan.
03:24So, say I pull her for a chat, yeah?
03:25Yeah.
03:26And you're Shakira.
03:27How are you feeling?
03:28I'm good, you know.
03:34I didn't expect the action.
03:36Good, yeah?
03:37Just good?
03:38I'm good.
03:39How are you today, Kwon?
03:41He's not giving me what I need.
03:42What do you need?
03:43I need you.
03:44That took about 15 seconds.
03:45Got a coffee from Kwon this morning.
03:46Hell to yeah.
03:47So what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
03:48Exactly.
03:49What are you going to do about that?
03:50He was like, does he make your coffee?
03:51And I was like, yeah.
03:52And he's like, oh, well I'm quicker.
03:53And I was like, alright.
03:54Don't do the accent.
03:55You make him sound like a leprechaun.
03:56Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning.
03:57Leprechaun!
03:58Yeah.
03:59So what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
04:00Exactly.
04:01Yeah, what are you going to do about that?
04:02He was like, does he make your coffee?
04:04And I was like, yeah.
04:05And he's like, oh, well I'm quicker.
04:07And I was like, alright.
04:08Don't do the accent.
04:09You make him sound like a leprechaun.
04:12Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning.
04:14Leprechaun!
04:17Yeah Shakira, stop doing that silly accent.
04:20You'll offend leprechauner.
04:22When they're not cracking on or sounding off, our islanders always end up talking about
04:31food.
04:32And in this unseen clip, Andrada and Ben are discussing a famous Scouse delicacy.
04:37Did you have breakfast?
04:38I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Chicken.
04:41Chicken.
04:42Chicken.
04:43I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:44Chicken.
04:45Chicken.
04:46No.
04:47Chicken.
04:48Chicken.
04:49No.
04:50Chicken.
04:51Chicken.
04:52Chicken.
04:53No, no, no.
04:55No.
04:56Chicken.
04:57Chicken.
04:58Chicken.
04:59Chicken.
05:00Chicken and a genomoc.
05:02That's no.
05:04Do you do?
05:09Chicken and a genomoc.
05:12Chicken and a genomoc.
05:14No.
05:15Chicken and a genomoc.
05:18Is that Scouse is there?
05:19Lucy, say chicken and a can of coke
05:23Chicken and a can of coke
05:25You see?
05:27In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it right
05:29People of Liverpool, I salute you all
05:31There is no greater accent
05:33And I look forward to seeing you all on my next tour
05:36Book early to avoid disappointment
05:37Ever wondered what you're supposed to do
05:47If you ever bring a bombshell back from Casa?
05:50Here's Tommy's top tips for you
05:52Step 1
05:53Make sure you wake up in a cute little montage
05:57Step 2
05:58Cook her her favourite breakfast, eggs and avocado
06:01Step 3
06:03Assume that with all the excitement she may well have forgotten your name
06:07So find a way to subtly remind her
06:09This is so cute, Tommy, thank you
06:11It's alright, you deserve it
06:13Thanks for the tips, Tommy
06:15But what you didn't get to see
06:17Was how Tommy made that cute breakfast
06:20Right, how the fuck do you make squashed avocado?
06:22You just, you literally just
06:25How do you do it?
06:26You literally just squash it
06:27And that's a lime
06:28It's not an avocado
06:31That's an avocado, innit?
06:33Charles?
06:34No, bro
06:37It's got to be
06:38Man, man
06:39Yeah, that's a lime
06:41Yeah, that's a lime
06:42That's not an avocado
06:43No, it is a lime
06:44Bro, yeah, for me
06:46I swear I saw avocado in there
06:49This thing
06:52No, that's a lemon
06:53Avocados dark around the outside, like
06:58It's like nearly black
07:00That's a mango
07:01It kind of looks like that
07:03What the fuck's an avocado, then?
07:06I don't think we've got any
07:07Yeah, there mightn't be any
07:08You can use guac instead if it's there
07:10She don't like guac
07:11Man, it's the exact same as avocado
07:13Go with a guac, Tommy, and while you're at it
07:17Double-check that you're using actual eggs
07:19You know, those things that look a bit like beige avocados
07:22Oh, dear, this could be tricky
07:24There's no avocado in the fridge
07:26Oh, you're cute, thank you
07:26But I put loads of butter on it
07:28Yeah, thank you
07:29Early in the week the moon was high in the sky
07:39Illuminating an overcrowded villa jam-packed with 20 islanders
07:43The bedroom was so full
07:49Some of them had to snuggle up in the outside snug
07:52But it's what happened in the dead of night
07:57That got the villa really rocking
07:59Not to mention keeping the islanders awake all night
08:07Good morning, you two
08:12It's like a lot happened last night
08:15But I don't actually know what happened
08:16So, Ben, what did happen last night?
08:21I just woke up
08:21I don't know what I woke up to last night
08:23I actually genuinely don't know what animals it is out there
08:26What were they doing?
08:27I fuck knows
08:28What, like cows?
08:30Something like that
08:31And sheep and that?
08:32Yeah
08:33But I don't even think it was cows though
08:35It's like a fucking pterodactyl out there
08:37Don't be silly, Ben
08:38Everyone knows that pterodactyls are extinct
08:40Oh, dear
08:47Bro, you should have actually heard what was going on last night
08:49It was actually like Jurassic Park out there
08:50I've been out, I've heard it
08:51Yeah, it's crazy
08:52I don't know what, what do you reckon it is?
08:54Actually, I didn't even know what animals they are
08:56It's not even, like, just cows and sheep
08:57I don't know what was making noises
09:03Grrrr, hey, Rex
09:05Gonna pull you for a chat
09:07If you got lost out there at night
09:08You'd be shitting yourself
09:09Yeah
09:10Pitch black
09:11Yeah
09:14I'm terrified
09:15Get me out of here
09:19Do you think he saw us?
09:24Lucy is the observant type and she has had her eye on Cash's Nashers.
09:31They've got gold teeth.
09:35Gold teeth.
09:36Yeah, I was a parrot about, like, 1996.
09:39Oh, you know this boy?
09:41Yeah, I could not take him seriously.
09:43But you said all my shit to me before.
09:45I was like, wow.
09:46I am so gullible.
09:47How do you believe anything you tell me?
09:48Don't worry, Lucy.
09:49You're not the only one fooled by the counterfeit Cash.
09:52Oi, did you know Cash used to, what was he used to do?
09:55Well, table tennis.
09:56He was top ten in England for table tennis.
09:59How does that even come about?
10:01Like, practice, innit?
10:02Yeah, but how do you know your top, what, you used to do competitions?
10:05Yeah.
10:06Really?
10:07Like, national championships and shit.
10:08No way.
10:09Yeah.
10:10It's jokes, innit?
10:11Top ten of table tennis.
10:13And I was part of a boy band.
10:15Did you get paid?
10:16You were part of a boy band?
10:17Yeah.
10:18What boy band?
10:19What part did you play?
10:20JLS.
10:21No, be serious.
10:22Bro, do you know when I was young, like, I was like a JLS fanboy.
10:25He had the posters on the wall.
10:28No, no, I went to go watch them at concerts.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31So, you should know me then.
10:32Who is your favourite?
10:33What, from JLS?
10:34Probably J or...
10:35J?
10:36Who's that?
10:37Who's J?
10:38The red.
10:39Was he red?
10:40J or L-O-S, innit?
10:41I don't even know.
10:42Who?
10:43You don't even know JLS members, bro.
10:44What's that about?
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46He's having you on.
10:47N-D-A.
10:48N-D-A?
10:49J-L-S?
10:50O-M-G-F-F-S.
10:51Can we please stop with the three word acronyms, or T-W-A's, as Cash calls them?
11:00In this next Unseen Clip Arounders, I've ditched the morning workout for an awning workout.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Three, two, one.
11:11Oh, man, I went the wrong way.
11:13Ah, no, I fucked it.
11:17Ah, fuck.
11:18Oh, no, no, no.
11:23Oh, it's weird to get that way.
11:28Not B.
11:31Oh, I've lost all my momentum.
11:33I've lost it.
11:34I've lost it.
11:35I've lost it.
11:39Some strong wrist action there, boys.
11:41All those years training alone in your bedroom as a teenager clearly paid off.
11:45But it seems Harrison never put in the hours.
11:49How do I do it?
11:50It's upside down.
11:52If I'm going to help him out.
11:55Now what?
11:56Let's twist it.
11:57Yeah.
11:58A bit quicker than that, boys.
11:59Nah, nah, nah, nah.
12:00Look at how slow he's doing there.
12:05Nice, H.
12:06It's nice when you get the rhythm, but then when you break rhythm, it's actually, it's actually
12:10just like shaggy.
12:11It's hard to get going again.
12:12Fucking hell.
12:14Keep going.
12:15You're good.
12:16Yeah, yeah.
12:17You're only going to do one?
12:18Yeah, I'm not doing your side.
12:19Oh, the girls are getting bacon in the heat.
12:23Nah, come on.
12:24Come on.
12:25Come on.
12:26You've got to do the other one.
12:27Ah, shit.
12:28Yeah, I probably do it.
12:29Hey, come on, mate.
12:30Swallow your pride.
12:31Good boy.
12:32Good boy.
12:33Harrison, you're such a gem.
12:34Thank you so much.
12:35Come on, quicker as well.
12:36How's it not working?
12:37Quicker, quicker.
12:38Here I am.
12:39Hello, do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be in the shade?
12:40Don't I fuck, mate?
12:41Get it out.
12:42Like this.
12:43Tone's still no good.
12:44You had to tell him to do it.
12:45If he wanted to, he would, innit?
12:46That part.
12:47I need some clicks in the building.
12:48Period.
12:49There we go.
12:50Not giving the girls some shade is like throwing shade.
12:53Bad move, Harrison.
12:54Give me your pride.
12:55Give me your pride.
12:56Good boy.
12:57Good boy.
12:58Good boy.
12:59Good boy.
13:00Harrison, you're such a gem.
13:01Thank you so much.
13:02When he gets on the phone, you're going to be throwing shade.
13:05Bad move, Harrison.
13:06There has been a lot of deep chats had in that villa this week,
13:09and after sleeping on it, Andrada really wanted to give Ben a mouthful.
13:14But what did she say next?
13:19Come back after the break to find out.
13:21to find out
13:36Yeah
13:38What
13:39Let me say something
13:41It's master cash on the beat. Oh, let me tell you something
13:45We're here on the violet. Yeah, I should not go right now
13:51I got nervous. I'm nervous to cash nervous at one day. I'm going to be replaced by AI
13:57But until then welcome back to Love Island I've seen
14:07On this show we believe that everything should be seen and heard
14:16That's it Shakira don't hold anything back
14:19One more for the boys in the back
14:23We encourage our Islanders to take a stand. Oh, oh shit. Oh
14:29Shit
14:31That was serious show feather. I'm not even gonna try that because it's gonna end up in an injury and give each other the feels
14:39Oh
14:41Fuck off Tommy
14:43Oh, nice to do that
14:45I've just shit myself
14:51Earlier we saw Andrada foaming at the mouth and ready to give Ben a talking to
14:55But what did she say next?
14:59I have you on book and I can't break down one side and then I had her on that and
15:03What?
15:05Did you understand?
15:06Nah
15:07I understood
15:08I am your man on my side and I don't know that
15:10That's all I got from that
15:12Maybe didn't you understand?
15:13Nah
15:14Let me do it again
15:15Yeah, you don't have anyone else
15:16I don't have anyone else
15:17I think we need to brush up on your flirting technique Andrada
15:19The whole villa was alive with sexual tension this week and this next unseen clip sees a group of Islanders getting very handsy
15:37Can I get the BB order?
15:39Alright, you're getting a little bit kinky now
15:41No, but Ben is right, we do need some lube
15:43One just do it though
15:45Here we go, unseen bits
15:47Ah, yeah
15:49Jesus, I could be getting used to this
15:51You've got too much hair, Liz
15:53No, go on
15:54Yeah, yeah
15:56How do you like your massages?
15:58Hard
15:59I like it hard as well
16:01Go on
16:03Let me know if I want to go deeper
16:05Just a little bit deeper, please
16:06You want me to go a little bit deeper?
16:07Just a little bit
16:08I've got nothing left
16:13Did you just say I've got no one left?
16:15Yeah
16:16Do you want it harder?
16:17No, just like on my shoulders
16:18Yeah
16:19Nah
16:20Look at Ben's face
16:21More than that
16:22What are you doing?
16:25What are you talking about?
16:27Look at this
16:29Everyone's looking
16:30Stop
16:31Everyone's looking
16:32It can't be that funny
16:33It can't be
16:34It can't be
16:35It can't be
16:36It's just Tommy's face
16:37Tommy's like
16:38Oh, I sit my tongue out
16:39I'm actually gonna wet myself
16:40Oh, fucking hell
16:41You should've seen Ben's face
16:42They're all laughing so much
16:43Does that qualify as a happy ending?
16:45Maybe I'll make a bagel
16:46How about that?
16:47Does anyone want a bagel?
16:48Does anyone want a bagel?
16:49Footballers Harry and Harrison may be good at kicking balls but they are not very good at juggling with them and when those balls are lemons they really are pith poor
16:55I think I'd rather play cricket
16:56Yeah, but we just lose all the lemons if I'm batting anyway
16:57Da da da da da
16:58Oh, I'm sorry
16:59I'm sorry
17:00I'm sorry
17:01No
17:02No
17:03No
17:04No
17:05No
17:06No
17:07No
17:08No
17:09No
17:10No
17:11No
17:12No
17:13No
17:14No
17:15No
17:16No
17:17No
17:18No
17:19No
17:20No
17:21No
17:22No
17:23No
17:24No
17:25That's so gross
17:26No good
17:27I'm getting a water bowl
17:33That's middle stump
17:34No it's not
17:35Over over
17:36I thought you'd be a metaphorical one you said it's real good
17:39No
17:40It's this
17:41H
17:42No no no
17:43That's my
17:44H
17:46I can fill it up after
17:47It makes water
17:50No run there
17:51No problem
17:52No run there either
17:54No, that would have been a four. This is a maiden.
17:56That would have been a four.
17:57Watch this, though. Watch this one.
18:01Catch it, catch it. Oh.
18:02What the fuck are you doing?
18:05Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was the wrong reverse swing.
18:07That was the reverse swing.
18:08Catch it, girls.
18:10Ah.
18:11My wife fucking nailed me, mate.
18:12OK, lads, stop it now before you break something expensive.
18:17Oh.
18:17Oh, no.
18:19No, not that draw.
18:21How are we going to do all the swooping aerial shots now?
18:24Oh, Harrison.
18:28We're stumped now, thanks to you, Lemons.
18:37Eight days earlier, there was...
18:40I'm feeling great, baby girl. How are you feeling?
18:43Exposure.
18:45Baby girl.
18:47Baby girl.
18:48I don't think it's something to laugh about, babe.
18:51Infection.
18:52Sorry, apologies for the comment.
18:54It was nasty, but I intended it to be nasty.
18:55That's why I said it.
18:57And an epidemic.
18:59I don't understand why you're shouting at me.
19:01You're shouting at me?
19:02Why are you shouting at me for?
19:04Movie night may seem like a distant memory,
19:06but it was a block-busting night
19:08with more drama than any disaster movie
19:10and social media went off like a firecracker.
19:14This movie night was fire emoji, fire emoji.
19:19There better be a part two, movie night.
19:22Praying hands emoji.
19:24We need another movie night.
19:26Movie camera emoji.
19:28Well, we at Unseen Bits, listen to you.
19:30And here are some of the unreleased bits
19:33you didn't get to see.
19:34Baby fucking girl.
19:40A bantiful mind.
19:44We're in for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
19:46Tony.
19:50Grateful you've put me in.
19:51Live, love, what's it called?
19:52Live, laugh, life.
19:54Live, laugh, love.
19:55Live, laugh, love.
19:57That's the one.
19:58That's the budget.
19:59You're so inspirational, Ben.
20:00Has anyone ever told you that?
20:01Have I got away with words?
20:02I'm just being sarcastic, but sure.
20:04I feel like sometimes I don't even have to say stuff with my words.
20:07Yeah.
20:07I feel like it's just my demeanor.
20:10What does that mean?
20:12LAUGHTER
20:12Superman is humble.
20:16I don't think Ben knows what humble means.
20:18LAUGHTER
20:19I enjoyed the challenge yesterday thoroughly, actually.
20:24Is that a new word, Ben?
20:25Yeah.
20:26How intellectual are you?
20:27Yeah, I've become more intellectual overnight.
20:30LAUGHTER
20:31That was fucking brilliant.
20:38I'm glad I entertained you lot.
20:39Well done, Benny boy.
20:40Thank you, bro.
20:41And 28 hours later, the reviews were in.
20:44We had a good little premiere yesterday.
20:47Yours was really, really entertaining.
20:49I'm glad.
20:50Yeah, there's a lot of substance in that.
20:52Did it surprise you?
20:54No.
20:55Oh.
20:55That would surprise me.
20:57That's how I view you.
20:58I am funny.
21:00LAUGHTER
21:00But it wasn't long before it became less comedy
21:03I'm back to a horror.
21:07Fifteen or so hours later...
21:10Evacuation.
21:11The couple with the fewest thoughts...
21:14..and therefore dumped from the island is...
21:18..Andrada and Ben.
21:20No.
21:21A few hours after that...
21:25So the couple we have decided to dump is...
21:30..devastation.
21:32Lucy and Tommy.
21:34APPLAUSE
21:35The days are numbered.
21:40APPLAUSE
21:40Every now and then, I think we should all take a moment
21:52to remember that behind the perfect smiles,
21:55pumped-up six-packs and pretty poses,
21:57our islanders are just like the rest of us.
22:00I.E. disgusting.
22:01Yes, girl time, yes!
22:06Shakira!
22:07Girl time and then she comes and does that.
22:09LAUGHTER
22:10I've been holding that in for you.
22:13MUSIC PLAYS
22:14Have you washed your feet, please?
22:18Yeah, how, do you want to give them a sip?
22:20Yeah, come on.
22:21Why are you washing your feet?
22:22Go on.
22:23Oh, Harrison, it's not funny!
22:25I've actually washed them.
22:26Why are you washing your feet?
22:28Because I didn't...
22:28Do you have a new soap?
22:30Is it Stajan's stinky hat?
22:32Eugh!
22:33How does it smell?
22:34Brother, eugh.
22:34Eugh.
22:35But look, you sniff that.
22:36No, I'm not.
22:36I'm telling you, you need to sniff that.
22:38Eugh.
22:39Oh, he took his shoes off,
22:41and I could smell him from, like, three metres away.
22:43No, you couldn't.
22:44You sat right next to me.
22:45No, Harrison!
22:46You're honking the gaffer.
22:47He was, his cheesy watsits.
22:49MUSIC PLAYS
22:52Let me smell, let me smell.
22:53MUSIC PLAYS
22:55I'm feeling all right, aren't you?
22:59Yeah, let me smell yours.
23:02Wait.
23:03Yeah, yours are fine.
23:04I'm fine.
23:07You're another one
23:07you can actually bend your fingers
23:09over the top of life.
23:10I have so weird fingers.
23:11Look at this.
23:12Eugh!
23:12What the fuck?
23:13Wait, Boris, no.
23:14I've got really weird fingers.
23:15Look at you over here and there.
23:16Er, you're double jointed.
23:18Why are they moving like that?
23:19No, they can bend backwards.
23:21Eugh!
23:22You know what that means.
23:24What does it mean?
23:25Oh, these fingers can do many things.
23:30If by many things you mean
23:32they hold a mop and squirt bleach,
23:33then I suggest you get on with it, Boris,
23:36before the whole villa is shut down by public health.
23:46It's a hot afternoon,
23:47so some islanders are chilling by the pool.
23:49Whilst up on the terrace,
23:50Billy Kiss and Boris are talking manifestation.
23:53So I'm manifesting for something funny to happen.
23:57Tell me more about that.
23:58So basically,
23:59you have to understand
24:00when something is out of your control.
24:02And then,
24:03because some things you can't control.
24:04You're so right, Billy Kiss.
24:05There's some things you can't control,
24:07like when it's a good time to play.
24:09Ooooooh!
24:10I've been next!
24:11Find out after the break.
24:13No fucking way!
24:32Check our pulse.
24:40Wake up, Billy Kiss.
24:41You don't want to miss the rest of Love Island Unseen Bits.
24:49Jump aboard,
24:51as we ride the wave of outrageous unaired action from the week.
24:55And get excited for all this stuff still to come.
25:04Ah, fuck on!
25:05Come on, kids.
25:06We have practice today.
25:08I'm going to drink wine with the girls after yoga.
25:11This bikini is quite itchy, Tone.
25:14But, like,
25:14I don't know how I would even think that that would fit me.
25:17Yeah, mate.
25:18Yeah.
25:19You've got to have the fried eggs for this.
25:20Because this show isn't just good,
25:23it slaps.
25:26Con, your arse is rock solid.
25:30Well, I fully slept.
25:32So nice of you to join us, Billy Kiss.
25:34Now, who's going to tell her she snores?
25:36Because it ain't going to be me.
25:46Okay, let's go back to Billy Kiss and Boris on the terrace.
25:49Because some things you can't control.
25:51Well, here's...
25:52What happened next?
25:55Like that, nothing can affect you in a bad way.
25:57Yeah.
25:58What are you doing, like?
25:59I haven't...
26:00I haven't even washed my hair.
26:02I haven't even...
26:03I haven't...
26:04Stop.
26:07I'm going to...
26:08You did it!
26:13No!
26:14When I say that,
26:15I truly believe everything happens for a reason.
26:17So I'm never like,
26:18oh, why did this happen?
26:19Or why didn't this happen?
26:21Okay, if everything happens for a reason,
26:22Billy Kiss,
26:23then explain the reason for this.
26:27The conversation that's me and...
26:31Emma, what are you doing?
26:32My hair is fucking...
26:34I'm going to fucking...
26:35What are you doing, like?
26:36I haven't even...
26:37I haven't...
26:38Stop.
26:40I'm going to...
26:42I'm going to...
26:43Oh, no.
26:45You did it!
26:47No!
26:48The perfect crime.
26:50I take my hat off to Shakira,
26:51but she nicked it last week.
26:53Oh, no.
26:54Oh, no.
26:54Oh, no.
26:55Oh, no.
27:01After spending time apart this week,
27:03an undeniable connection
27:05saw Harry reunited
27:06with his biggest love in the villa.
27:07Oh, we're so back.
27:17Do you think I should put a sock down it?
27:19No, no, no.
27:20That's no good.
27:23No good, Dick?
27:24No, no, no.
27:24Not a sock.
27:25I'm...
27:25Better than that.
27:29That's the one thing I can't.
27:31That's no good, that.
27:33Every day he was with me
27:34was banned from wearing them.
27:36I would ask you a bad
27:37for one thing wearing them, too.
27:38A T-white bum.
27:39My knee wears them.
27:40I just don't know where to look.
27:42Hey, should we go to the gym today?
27:43Yeah.
27:43Keep the speedos on for it as well.
27:48Are you going to exercise in that?
27:50Yeah.
27:50Ew, your junk's going to be
27:52all over the place.
27:53Cheeks out.
27:54Don't watch me.
27:56Do watch, Tory.
27:57Block my view
27:58and protect my innocent eyes.
27:59Oh, jeez.
28:11Cameron's got a right view there.
28:18That was risky in the speedos.
28:19Mate, that's so forced, though.
28:27You didn't need to do that.
28:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:30Like, he squeezed that one out.
28:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:41Nice one, Harrison.
28:42Now, wash your hands.
28:44It's a well-known fact
28:52that over the years
28:52the Islanders have come up
28:53with different ways
28:54to describe bedroom shenanigans.
28:56There has been
28:57the Do Bits Society,
28:59the Salon,
29:01Graduation,
29:03and this year
29:03the boys have been using
29:04football terms.
29:06He had a full-time whistleblow.
29:07Did it?
29:08Yeah, it did, yeah.
29:09Well, it seems
29:10the new boys
29:11want to be onside, too.
29:13Yeah, he's playing
29:14ultra-attacking him.
29:16Ultra-attack.
29:18Is that 5-3-2?
29:20Yeah, it's 5-3-2, though.
29:22Is that a formation?
29:24I think so, 5.
29:263-5-2, 5-3-2.
29:28No, that's more defensive.
29:30No, that's 3.
29:31That's a 3.
29:323-4-3, though.
29:333-1.
29:34I'm pretty sure
29:35there's one there
29:35that's like 5 at the top.
29:365 at the top,
29:373 in the middle.
29:385 at the top?
29:395 at the top, no.
29:40That's heavy, though.
29:41I've used that in FIFA.
29:42No, it's a...
29:43Isn't it a 4-2-4?
29:46Is it a 4-2-4?
29:474-2-4.
29:48Yeah, it's 4-2-4.
29:49That's a 4-2-4, yeah.
29:50Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4 at the top.
29:51It's a high-attacking.
29:52It's high-attacking.
29:53He's playing high-pressure.
29:54If it's...
29:55If it's going past
29:56like the 15-20-minute mark...
29:58Call it extra time?
29:59Yeah.
30:00Extra time?
30:01I'm blowing the whistle
30:02on all this football chat.
30:03They think it's all over.
30:05It is now.
30:06The couple that both have a name beginning with H
30:16are remembering a more innocent time.
30:18A time before things were complicated
30:19by other things beginning with H
30:21like Hideaway,
30:22Harrison
30:23or Handy Carol.
30:24Oh, this is fucking luck.
30:26Should we just stay here all day?
30:27Yeah.
30:28I swear we used to do this
30:29on the first week.
30:31We'd just lie here all day,
30:32do a few cartwheels and come back.
30:34Should we do some cartwheels today?
30:35Yeah, yeah, come on.
30:38I can do a cartwheel.
30:39H, come and do a cartwheel.
30:40Come on.
30:43Get your other leg up.
30:44You've got to get your other leg up.
30:45What are you doing with your legs?
30:46What, is it hanging down?
30:47Harrison, your legs are like this.
30:50Yeah, yeah.
30:51Yeah, that's what I was going for.
30:52Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
30:53That was sick.
30:53Good shape.
30:54Oh, you've run it off.
30:56Oh, H, that wasn't bad.
30:58That was good, though, wasn't it?
30:59It looks painful, though.
31:01Yeah, no, it's my groin in bits.
31:05Not bad.
31:06Not good.
31:08Yeah, no, you're like a prawn
31:09when you get up there.
31:12H.
31:15Oi, I'm going to do a round-off.
31:17What's a round-off, though?
31:18Look, it's like this.
31:19I'm flying.
31:30I'm flying.
31:33Why is it always doing handstands and speeders?
31:35Speeders, yeah.
31:36Oh, mate.
31:39Oh, mate, this angle's disgusting.
31:44No-one wants to see that, Harry.
31:48It's the running into it.
31:49I can't look.
31:51Harry, you're going.
31:55How's that visual?
31:57Any good?
31:57It's so good.
31:58Three, two, one.
32:01Oh, my God, that's a joke.
32:03Yeah, that was sick for both of you.
32:05Guys, if you ever get tired of your football careers,
32:07I hear the world of gymnastics calling.
32:10Oh, they've hung up.
32:16The summers in Mallorca can be hot,
32:19so when the scorching sun is beating down,
32:21you'll find me heading to the sea.
32:22But I wonder what the Islanders are up to.
32:25I'm coming to the gym, and look, the sun's coming out.
32:28The sun's going to be going down by the time we get there.
32:31Why don't I instruct you today?
32:32No, no, no, no.
32:34Let's be serious.
32:37I'm thinking of something that we can do
32:39where you're not going to moan.
32:41Oi, I don't ever moan.
32:42I just moan in heat.
32:43Don't be asking me to do no burpees or anything,
32:45because that is not on the cards.
32:47So come down into a plank position.
32:49A plank?
32:50Position, yeah.
32:51And then you have to just touch each other's hand like this.
32:55Then whoever drops first...
32:56That's going to be me!
32:58This is just like a warm-up.
33:01Let's go.
33:01Warm-up?
33:02Three, two, one, go.
33:05Put your bum down.
33:06Now your bum's big, but...
33:07See, you dropped already.
33:10Right.
33:10You lost.
33:11This is pathetic.
33:14Fucking hell!
33:15And now to the side.
33:16To the side here.
33:16One, two, three, four, five, lower.
33:20You're doing well.
33:20Come on.
33:21Come on.
33:22Come on.
33:22No, I don't want to do it anymore.
33:24Come on.
33:24I don't want to do that anymore.
33:33Three.
33:34Great view, though.
33:37Stop.
33:38Keep going.
33:41I'm actually going to give up.
33:44What?
33:46Fucking hell.
33:47You're passing to me, then.
33:48You're doing good.
33:52Nah, nah.
33:52Yes!
33:56Come on, then.
33:58Come on, then.
33:59You're done.
34:00I can't do that one.
34:03No, don't let your...
34:04Why too far down?
34:05Don't let your feet touch the floor.
34:06I'm not throwing a lemon.
34:07Whoa!
34:12Come on.
34:12Get with the pro back.
34:14No!
34:16Quick note to the people who do the shopping.
34:18Maybe get more tennis balls and less lemons next time.
34:26Well, you're trying to get a relationship off the ground,
34:29but their ex is in the villa.
34:31It really can be the pets.
34:33You're sniff.
34:34No, I do.
34:34Yeah, you do.
34:35I know you like the smell, then.
34:40No, stop doing that.
34:42No, we're at home.
34:45Well, here's some more Unseen Pets.
34:54I'm just honking the gaff out, though.
34:57You're not honking the gaff out, though.
34:58No, I'm not even honking, look.
35:01You're actually not.
35:02Have you tried since the gym?
35:03No.
35:04No.
35:06Pheromones.
35:10Nah, these clips stink.
35:12Let's keep it to Unseen Pets.
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36:07Good luck.
36:24It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:26As we head towards full-time, our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal.
36:31Yeah, ready?
36:32No pressure now.
36:34Fucking hell, mate.
36:36How good is that?
36:37Yeah, that's unbelievable.
36:38OK, professional footballers, show Meg how it should be done.
36:42Oh, my God.
36:47So, Harris is not exactly on a roll.
36:50But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression.
36:53It smells really bad.
36:54It smells like...
36:55It smells like burnt horse.
36:58It smells like kebab house.
36:59Let's face it, you don't come to us for anything highbrow.
37:02We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses.
37:04No, you want romance and a little dry humour.
37:10Can I go for a cat?
37:12So, saddle up and bottoms up.
37:16Trust me, you're gonna love it.
37:18Oh, what the fuck?
37:19Oh, what the fuck?
37:20That is disgusting.
37:22That's horrible.
37:23Ever in the week, Yasmin and Jamie went out on their first date.
37:31I said on the main show,
37:33we filmed hours of footage of Yasmin and Jamie on their paddle boards.
37:37We did offer it to Unseen Bits,
37:39but they opted for a clip of Ty farting in bed.
37:42Fair enough, farts are funny.
37:44But I stand corrected,
37:46and I totally apologise to all the Unseen Bits team.
37:49So, here are some Unseen Bits of Yasmin and Jamie's date
37:52that you didn't get to hear the first time round.
37:54We've got a little something going on.
37:57We do have something going on.
37:58I think it's building.
37:59I think it is.
37:59Day by day.
38:00It is.
38:01Eric.
38:05Oh, my gosh.
38:07That was a better one.
38:08That was a better one than the one out there.
38:10Less salty, for sure.
38:11Less salty, yeah.
38:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:17Listen.
38:22Oh, boy.
38:24Oh, my gosh.
38:42That's a new edition.
38:43I like that one.
38:48Oh, wow.
38:50Oh, and here's the Ty farting in bed clip that I promised you too.
38:54Unseen Bits, always predictable, much like me.
39:09Once upon a time in Mallorca, there was the good.
39:14I think Boris and Billikus are quite good looking.
39:16The bad.
39:21I'm with the public on this one.
39:23I gave a fuck about you.
39:24You didn't care about anyone but yourself.
39:28And the smugly.
39:30I'm so smug about this.
39:33We are so hot.
39:34But we didn't have to wait until high noon for the Lone Ranger to ride in the town.
39:43Hi, everyone.
39:44Excuse me.
39:47You look like you love me.
39:50And clear out the saloon.
39:52In first place, Ty.
39:57Lauren, as you are now single, you've been dumped from the island.
39:59Oh, my God, mate.
40:01You look like you love me.
40:04But once all the tea had been spilled...
40:06I'll be your way.
40:09Bye.
40:11There was one thing on everyone's mind.
40:15What is this?
40:16Biscuits with a cup of tea.
40:17Don't mind if I do.
40:20Oh.
40:21Jummy Dodgers.
40:23What biscuits are there?
40:23Custard's.
40:24Cream.
40:24I love biscuits, Mum.
40:30I hate biscuits.
40:32Chris first, biscuits second.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35These remind me of my mum.
40:36What?
40:37The biscuits?
40:38Mm.
40:38Well, did she like them?
40:40Mm-hmm.
40:40Turns out the real showdown was at the biscuit barrel.
40:46These biscuits are a jog.
40:54It's beach-a-bonanza!
41:03And this week, I ask the Islanders, what's their biggest ick?
41:07Very, very good question.
41:09What's my icks?
41:10Ew, I'm going to have so many icks.
41:12Number one.
41:12I hate smelly people.
41:14Eyelashes that are so, like, so long.
41:17You blink too hard, you might fly away.
41:18A bad kisser.
41:20I feel like I've kissed girls in the past and their tongues going around your mouth like a washing machine.
41:23It's no good.
41:25Imagine him chasing after a coin he's dropped on the floor.
41:29I've definitely done it as when I've dropped a coin and I'm running around trying to stamp on it to stop it, but I can't get it.
41:37Shakira says, I chew too loudly.
41:39Ilycus, I love you, right?
41:41But it sounds like there's a tsunami in your throat, right?
41:43Now you need to pipe that down, love.
41:45It's waiting for the green man at a zebra crossing or something, like a junction.
41:50I don't know why, like, the fact that you're just still...
41:52And I do it myself.
41:53Flip, flop.
41:55The fact that you're just stood there like that, like, waiting for...
41:58Oh, God.
41:59Not paying the bill and asking to go 50-50.
42:02Just be your own judge of character and take that road.
42:04Burping.
42:05I'm really good at burping, actually.
42:07The burp is just, like, in your face, like, it's, like, personal.
42:10Girls' fingernails, they're all grubby and there's dirt under them.
42:18I just can't.
42:19Oh, that's disgusting.
42:20If a girl was to be chewing chewing gum and then she spits it out and gives it a volley.
42:26Oh, my gosh.
42:28Oh, my gosh.
42:29That can't happen.
42:30When someone's chewing gum with their mouth open and they're kind of going, like...
42:33The whole little...
42:36Like, that one.
42:37Yeah, that one there.
42:39That's no good at all.
42:40When a boy sits cross-legged, like, if he's sat like this and just talking to me, I really don't like it.
42:49It gives me the egg.
42:50A boy in Speedos hates a man in Speedos.
42:55Speedos.
42:56Especially if they have those giblets in them.
42:58Oh.
42:59Keep them cheeks away.
43:02Is it a big no?
43:04Please, no more Speedos.
43:06See you next time for some more.
43:13Meet your bonanza!
43:19With Angel being the newest addition in the villa, Harry decided to get her up to speed with everything important.
43:25What do you think of a man in Speedos?
43:27Don't know. You're going to have to show me.
43:28Yeah, I'll get them out.
43:29I just got some new ones in yesterday.
43:31I'm wearing a cowboy hat sometimes.
43:33No, you need to wear my trousers.
43:35That's happening.
43:36I don't think I'll be top two for that.
43:42You go down on the podium.
43:44Don't worry, Harry.
43:45You're still winning gold for Love Island 2025's teeniest, tiniest trunks.
43:50One day after dog walker Lauren was dumped, Harrison decided to go walkies himself.
44:04I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be leaving the villa tonight.
44:07So I feel like on this one I just have to stay true to myself and just follow my heart.
44:10Yeah, young bull's out, I guess.
44:13But as Harrison prepared to go, the Islanders couldn't let him leave without a goodbye gift.
44:18When he leaves, I'm going to sneak him a waffle.
44:22Give him the whole park.
44:24Give him two at least.
44:27H.
44:27Yeah, that's good.
44:30Come on, how are you going?
44:31Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow, although it's not as sweet as they thought.
44:44You kept the fucking waffles, you fat bastard.
44:51Harry!
44:51I put one in his suitcase.
44:53Oh, what, you're supposed to give him two?
44:54Yeah.
44:55Yeah, but I'm going to give it to him.
44:58There's packs and packs in there.
45:00We said give him two.
45:01Oh, I didn't want to give him two.
45:03I believe you kept one of the waffles.
45:05Right, that's enough waffles.
45:07See you next time.
45:08Bye!
45:09Bye!
45:10Bye!
45:14Bye!
45:44Bye!