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00:01Uno Mas, thanks.
00:04You're Johnny Cage.
00:05I loved Citizen Cage when I was a kid.
00:10Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
00:11They should do a reboot.
00:14Nobody wants that.
00:16Shit went out in the 90s.
00:19Johnny Cage, you have been chosen to fight.
00:23Tell me you're not some crazy fans.
00:28How are you doing that?
00:29Are you coming or what?
00:37Where the hell am I?
00:40It's called Mortal Kombat.
00:45It's a fighting tournament.
00:48To the death.
00:52Fuck that.
00:53This is a war for the fate of your world.
01:03You dickheads in or what?
01:05I'm not some champion.
01:07I don't have transformer arms.
01:10Or shoot lightning bolts.
01:13This shit's got nothing to do with me.
01:17I'm an actor.
01:18I find you annoying.
01:19Not the face.
01:20There's a war going on outside.
01:21You can run, but you can't hide forever.
01:22Ever.
01:24It's time.
01:26To become the hero.
01:27You were meant to be.
01:28All right, you big ugly fuck.
01:29It's showtime.
01:31It's showtime.
01:33Get over here!
01:34Get over here!
01:35Get over here!
01:37Get over here!
01:38Fuck.
01:39Fuck.
01:40Fuck.
01:41Fuck.
01:42Fuck.
01:43Fuck.
01:44Fuck.
01:45Fuck.
01:46You are meant to be.
01:47You are meant to be.
01:48Fuck.
01:49Fuck.
01:50Get over here!
02:05Don't leave strong to buy.
02:12Freeze him!
02:15Are you shitting me? You don't have any powers!
02:18It's just incredibly handsome.
02:20You don't have any powers!
02:26Since time began,
02:29man has gazed at the stars and he has wondered,
02:36am I alone?
02:43So much talk of AI and big tech today.
02:47Virtual worlds, what are they going to look like when will we get there?
02:54Well, folks,
02:55we're not going there.
03:00They are coming here.
03:02I would like you to meet Ares, the ultimate soldier.
03:10He's biblically strong,
03:12lightning fast,
03:14supremely intelligent.
03:18And if he is struck down on the battlefield,
03:20I will simply make you another.
03:30You think you're in control of this.
03:33You're not.
03:36You're not.
03:49What are you?
03:53I'm looking for something.
03:54something I do not understand.
04:02Something I do not understand.
04:09Hang off!
04:10a malfunctioning program who wants to live.
04:17Why is that?
04:19It's just a feeling.
04:22Fascinating.
04:23much richer people?
04:24Yeah!
04:27There are many things I do not understand.
04:39Oh, God.
04:50Come on.
04:50Sonia, the earth is bleeding.
05:00Then grant me the power to find those who did this.
05:09Why are you here?
05:13To see my people again is all I dreamed of.
05:18I like this one.
05:20You're very, very feisty, eh?
05:22Yes!
05:25He wants us to fight, or we both die.
05:38Someone has to make a stand.
05:40Nothing but death awaits us.
05:44I will do what damage I can.
05:46You know what, Red? You are quite the woman.
05:48You think the two gods can stop me from conquering the world beyond?
05:54I won't just be their king who suffer.
05:56It will be every tribe, every people who defy him.
06:00I am here to fight!
06:10You and all of your kind are relics from the past.
06:14I am the future!
06:16It's now or never.
06:24Do you choose death?
06:26Never.
06:28You can have this and these.
06:38And that protects?
06:39Nothing. The crowd will love it.
06:40I've come to terms with the fact that you don't have an average job.
06:44You guys having fun at the convention?
06:50But we haven't seen you in months.
06:54What happened to your eye?
06:56Somebody fouled me at the game.
06:58What game?
06:59The one you missed.
07:04And summer break's just a few days away.
07:06We should do something.
07:07Strictly family time.
07:09Come on, kids. It can be an adventure.
07:11Let's do this!
07:28I am just so happy that we're all together.
07:32Hey, city boy.
07:33Hey!
07:35Get out of here!
07:36Let's go right now!
07:39I understand protecting your sister.
07:41But there are other ways to handle things.
07:44I left my phone.
07:45Hutch, no!
07:50I like your way better.
08:03What the hell, Hutch?
08:04On our first date?
08:08I think I stumbled into something.
08:10You're vacationing in an old bootlegging route.
08:13Full of drugs.
08:14Crooked cops.
08:15And one woman who controls it all.
08:18You didn't take your family there, did you?
08:20Yeah.
08:21You wanted to escalate the situation.
08:24Dean, escalate.
08:26No escalating.
08:29Guys, I'm not gonna fight ya.
08:30I'm here on vacay.
08:31The king?
08:44Find this.
08:45Nobody.
08:46Scorched earth.
08:48I just want a break.
08:52There's no way you are just some family man.
08:55We all have different sides.
09:00Come here!
09:01Come here!
09:03But most of all,
09:05you're a dad.
09:08Go fix this shit.
09:18I told you that.
09:20I'm on fucking vacation!
09:32Ben Richards.
09:3335.
09:35Married one child.
09:36In medical crisis.
09:38We need money for a doctor now.
09:40Ben.
09:41My dress up.
09:43Employment status.
09:45Blacklisted.
09:47But there's still a way out for you.
09:51It's the biggest show in the country.
09:55Bloodlust is our birthright!
10:00Set it free!
10:02Welcome to The Running Man!
10:05People on these games never come back.
10:08I'm not trying to get myself killed.
10:10So kiss my ass twice.
10:12Right there.
10:13Is why you can win this game.
10:16The rules are simple.
10:17Survive 30 days.
10:18With the entire nation hunting you down.
10:22You'll get your family out of Slumside for good.
10:27I'm gonna come back here.
10:30And burn this building down.
10:32I promise.
10:33That's the spirit.
10:35This is America, goddammit!
10:37And we don't put up with no bullshit!
10:38No bullshit!
10:39Yeah!
10:40Yeah!
10:43Hunt!
10:45Him!
10:46Go!
11:01Stop filming me!
11:03Have you ever wondered if this game is rigged?
11:07Guess we'll find out.
11:13You might be moving up too fast.
11:20Hey, buddy.
11:21You're on Free-V.
11:22You better run!
11:33I've got a grenade!
11:36Back at you.
11:37Watch.
11:47I'm still here.
11:49You shit eaters!
11:57Hey, big boys!
12:03Are you crazy?
12:07I've got a grenade!
12:14Please state your name.
12:15Riley and Grace.
12:17They spoke up from a coma.
12:19I'm several light years from my apartment.
12:22And I'm not an astronaut.
12:25I'm not an astronaut.
12:28I'm not an astronaut.
12:30If you don't go, you die.
12:32We're the rest of us.
12:37The sun is dying.
12:40You are the only scientist who might know what this says.
12:43I'm just a teacher at Grover Cleveland Metal.
12:47We have a doctorate in molecular biology.
12:49I need you to come with us.
12:51This is Project Hail Mary.
12:53The sun is not the only star dying.
12:55Every star was infected by its neighbor except one.
12:58Why?
12:59We don't know.
13:01Which is why we build a ship.
13:03To go there and find out.
13:05It's 11.9 light years away.
13:07The astronauts die in space.
13:09It's what you Americans would call a long shot.
13:12Hail Mary. I get it.
13:14Who on earth is going to sign up for this?
13:18If we do nothing, everything on this planet will go extinct.
13:22You'll find a solution.
13:25You are my solution.
13:27I put the knot in astronaut.
13:30I've never done anything.
13:31I've never done a space walk.
13:32I can't even moonwalk.
13:51I've never done anything.
13:54I understand the stakes.
13:56I do.
13:59My place is in the classroom.
14:02The world is counting on you.
14:07This might be very hard for you to understand.
14:10But some people are not good at things.
14:14You know who you are.
14:15You're gonna do great.
14:16I conquer zero to you in five hours.
14:18Yeah!
14:22Object approaching.
14:25Oh my god.
14:38So, I met an alien.
14:40He's kind of growing on me.
14:41At least he's not growing in me.
14:42You know, which was a concern for a little while.
14:51I'm Grace.
14:55I'm gonna call you Rocky.
14:56Thumbs up.
14:58Nope.
14:59That's thumbs down.
15:00We do the thumbs up.
15:04It's close enough.
15:21I had a bad dream.
15:40I had a bad dream.
15:51I have a bad dream.
15:52Yeah.
15:53Yeah, I had to know you.
15:54I'm good, I can't look at that dream.
15:56You know what?
15:57All the time.
15:58Well, you're gonna do great.
16:00But, I'm too very dark.
16:01You're the dark.
16:02You're the dark.
16:04The dark.
16:05I'm too white.
16:06I'm too young.
16:07Or you're too young.
16:08But, I'm too young.
16:09No way I'm too young.
16:10Mr. Ted's your attack.
16:11Did you think our story was over?
16:21You're dead.
16:24You, of all people,
16:28know that dead
16:31is just a word.
16:41He's here.
16:50Gordy!
16:57Vengeance
17:00is
17:02mine.
17:11In the world of magic,
17:18everything that disappears,
17:20reappears.
17:21It is very good to be back.
17:24Come up.
17:25You're going to be our helper.
17:26Okay.
17:27Disappear in three,
17:29two,
17:30one.
17:31J Daniel Atlas in the house.
17:33Who wants to see a magic trick?
17:36I think we would have made the horseman proud.
17:38My Atlas was spot on.
17:40Really?
17:41I'll be the judge of that.
17:44According to that card,
17:45for some reason,
17:46I need you.
17:47Why not the other horsemen?
17:48The other horsemen are dead.
17:50Oh my God, what?
17:50No, no, no.
17:51They're, like, dead to me.
17:52Things got too real for them.
17:53They gave up.
17:53Stop interrupting.
17:55I'm talking about a trick
17:56that is bigger and better
17:57than anything you have ever seen.
17:59It's now or never.
18:00What's the trick?
18:03The heart diamond.
18:04It's the most valuable jewel in history.
18:06But what makes this diamond so special?
18:07Because a magical tarot card told us.
18:09For decades,
18:11the Vandenbergs have been selling diamonds
18:13to warlords,
18:15barns dealers,
18:15traffickers
18:16to help launder their money.
18:18If you want to stop the devil,
18:19don't cut off her hands.
18:21You lift her wallet.
18:22Open sesame.
18:24Still safe with me.
18:27Relax.
18:27Diamonds are forever.
18:30Stop him!
18:34Jack?
18:35What are you doing here?
18:36Saving your ass.
18:39Can we reach?
18:40Ten boy later.
18:42Hi, guys.
18:44I don't know you.
18:46Let's go!
18:47My horseman.
18:53We were brought together
18:54for a reason.
18:56Jimmy's kicked in.
18:57Bring down two generations
18:59of criminals
18:59with a single sleight of hand.
19:01On the good foot!
19:02Eight magicians
19:03against a worldwide criminal network.
19:07I like our chances.
19:08On the good foot!
19:09Want to see a magic trick?
19:14Magnus!
19:15You enjoying the show?
19:16That's how we get on with it.
19:23Hey, guys.
19:24Dead end.
19:24Open
19:25sesame.
19:27Way to represent, Merit.
19:29Worth a try, was it?
19:30Never know.
19:31I think you do know.
19:39Thanks.
19:45Once you kill a man for revenge,
19:47there's no going back.
19:49A voice in your head
19:50sang over and over.
19:54That was awesome.
19:58Who are you?
20:00Dreben.
20:01Detective Frank Dreben.
20:03Thanks.
20:05Police squad has always been
20:07the elite of the elite.
20:08Hi, Daddy.
20:09It's me, Frank Jr.
20:11Love you.
20:12Hey, Dad.
20:12Boy, do I miss you.
20:19And you, Frank,
20:20are the best of the best.
20:23Need a bathroom?
20:24I need this room immediately.
20:25There's a line, man.
20:26Police business.
20:34I'm gonna ruin another suit.
20:35I'm gonna sell to the police!
20:38Over here, Lieutenant.
20:39I think someone murdered my brother.
20:41Please, take a chair.
20:47I'll find them.
20:48This is what I do.
20:49Says you served 20 years
20:51for man's laughter.
20:52You mean man's slaughter?
20:54Must have been quite the joke.
20:56They're going to shut down
20:57police squad
20:58if you do not solve this case.
21:00Do this by the book.
21:02Show a little respect!
21:03Why?
21:04Who's gonna arrest me?
21:07Other cops?
21:08Yes.
21:08Is he serious?
21:09Is he serious?
21:10He's...
21:10No.
21:13It seems this driver
21:14might be more of a problem
21:15than we thought.
21:17Why don't you keep an eye on him?
21:22This oven is disgusting.
21:23Rest assured,
21:32I won't stop
21:34until I've found justice.
21:36What do you want,
21:38little one?
21:40Your ass.
21:47Nobody messes
21:48with police squad.
21:49We've upgraded your car
21:54with the most advanced
21:54crime-fighting tech.
21:56Drive forward 30 feet.
22:00Very smooth.
22:03This place is falling apart.
22:06Tell me your story.
22:36My story.
22:43A hundred years ago,
22:48I asked a priest
22:49that God spared my wife.
23:01He did not.
23:03No!
23:06Tell your God
23:09my life no longer
23:11belongs to him.
23:13Since then,
23:14I've lived on
23:15waiting for her to return.
23:25My master.
23:26He's been looking for his beloved
23:29for more than 400 years.
23:34He comes to find
23:36his princess.
23:43This man is the devil.
23:46Mina's in danger.
23:47Repent for your salvation.
23:50Repent for your salvation.
23:56She is my salvation.
24:06But you are her damnation.
24:08My name is Renee Rowan.
24:18And if you're watching this,
24:21tell my mom what happened.
24:27Sweetie,
24:28you have a good heart.
24:29It's your father's heart.
24:31Don't ever lose that.
24:33No matter what.
24:40Hello?
24:42Hello?
24:50Come on!
24:52What the hell is this for me?
24:56Where did it come from?
24:57There was a huge crater
24:58where I found it.
24:59I think maybe
25:00space.
25:01I know you're scared.
25:03But you're with me now.
25:04And I'm gonna keep you safe.
25:07Do you really want to do this?
25:11Go.
25:12This is crew.
25:13Now we're friends.
25:16No.
25:17Eating.
25:18Friends.
25:21I thought that might happen.
25:23Now that
25:23is a surprise.
25:27You think you're unique.
25:30That you're the first person
25:31to ever find one.
25:34They are biological machines
25:36designed to kill.
25:38God, it's so much worse
25:42than I imagined.
25:43I know.
25:44It's great.
25:47After everything
25:48I've told you,
25:50how could you call
25:51this monster
25:51you found
25:52your friend?
25:55Because you're wrong.
25:57I didn't just find it.
25:59We found each other.
26:05Don't be what
26:06they say you are.
26:08Be my friend.
26:26I didn't think
26:28you survived.
26:28I didn't think
26:28you survived.
26:38I didn't think
26:59I knew
26:59I don't know.
27:00You're hunting something
27:09that can't be killed.
27:30You're hunting something that can't be killed.

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