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00:00well he doesn't have fever he said he has a headache and his throat is burning
00:10maybe he has stripped throat or something you're not actually buying any of this are you
00:22Carla go to school you're gonna miss your bus he's faking he has a test today and he doesn't
00:29want to take it Carla go drink lots of fluids and forget about school it will be there tomorrow
00:37I can't believe this is happening right now Carla go to school
00:45Grace and Arthur Bopar amazing people amazing parents just all around amazing but they're
01:02very gullible they believe everything I say I don't know why my sister Carla on the other hand
01:07she can read me like a book she was correct I do have a test today and I'm not ready for it
01:12and if we're being honest here I don't even know what the hell is going on in that classroom
01:17today's about having fun and that's what I'm gonna do have some real fun I've been working
01:26hard lately I'm stressed out I'm beat school is literally killing me I do owe this to myself
01:33I really do
01:34James you need to come over now
01:51James I know you can hear me Bobby I'm not coming over man I feel like I'm dying
01:57did you not hear me my parents left me alone we can do whatever we want
02:01no no you can't manipulate me today Bobby no not today
02:06are you really not coming there's nothing you can do that will change my mind nothing
02:13James
02:14what mom
02:17I made you some herbal tea I want you to drink it
02:21then I'm going to give you a cold sponge bath to rid the illness from your physical and
02:25spiritual form
02:27I'll be over soon
02:30that's great
02:32Jamie James the man
02:41the myth
02:41I hate you
02:42no no no get up come on there's fun to be had
02:45no not not doing anything I just want to lay here and die
02:51dude why did you even come over then
02:53because my mom wanted to give me another sponge bath
02:56yuck dude
02:57I'm so sick I can't even move
03:01I thought of that take these
03:04what are these
03:08my dad takes them when he's sick they'll fix you right up
03:12are you sure these are okay I'm allergic to turmeric
03:16come on you'll be fine take them
03:18my best friend James
03:22what a guy always there for me James's parents put up a few years ago and since
03:26then he's been pretty down in the dumps
03:28I've taken him under my wing in a way I'm kind of like his mentor
03:31I'm really just trying to show him the finer things in life
03:34how you feeling
03:36actually it's pretty good
03:38I told you now you ready to have some fun
03:41fun? what type of fun?
03:48dude you ready?
03:50what's going on? nothing it's fine
03:53alright
03:54let's have some fun
03:58what did you do?
04:02did I hit something?
04:03oh my god
04:04oh my god
04:08Creasy Steve's Pizza home of the grease puddle pizza
04:10it'll be $42.50
04:12yeah
04:17yeah
04:21you're about 25 bucks short there kid
04:23that's not good
04:26okay just hold on
04:29hold on
04:31my sister's an amazing artist
04:46sometimes I just sit down and stare at her paintings
04:49she's truly incredible
04:51of course I'll never tell her that
04:53because it might inflate her ego
04:54and that would give her more power
04:56we don't want that do we?
05:06here you go
05:07nah nah nah nah
05:08I need cash dude
05:09alright what am I supposed to do with the dumb paint?
05:10what am I supposed to do with the dumb paint?
05:20this is breathtaking
05:31dude I got a crazy idea
05:32what?
05:34why don't we
05:35call some chicks
05:36chicks?
05:38chicks?
05:39uh-huh
05:40chiquitos
05:41hey
05:50hey
05:51hi
05:52hi
05:56hey
06:04bye
06:05bye
06:07dude she likes you bro
06:08you think?
06:09big time
06:10man we gotta hang out with girls more
06:12psshh
06:13yeah we do
06:14I'm feeling
06:15I'm feeling good
06:16I'm feeling loose
06:18I think I wanna do something really crazy
06:20just how crazy James?
06:21I'm really crazy
06:22oh I think I got just the thing in mind
06:27are you sure you're doing it right?
06:32Bobby what are you doing?
06:33you're gonna screw it up
06:34ah
06:35well if you read the directions correctly this wouldn't be happening
06:37there are no directions for a cake this goddamn size
06:39James I will slap you with this cake spatula
06:49hide the cake in the closet I'll clean this up
07:04damn it
07:11damn it
07:17oh god
07:18marina
07:27what the fuck
07:29how you doing?
07:42what the fuck?
07:46oh yeah
07:49oh my god
07:50oh my god
07:51Mother?
07:58Mother, is that you?
07:59I'm right here, sweetie.
08:01How are you?
08:03I don't want to scare you, but I'm really ill.
08:08You probably shouldn't even be here with your age and all.
08:14Oh, you're burning up.
08:17Mother, this might be the end of me.
08:23Oh.
08:25Yes, Diane.
08:28Oh.
08:30Okay, I'm on my way.
08:33I'm sorry, sweetie.
08:35I gotta go back to work, but I promise I'll be home soon,
08:39and I'm gonna make you your favorite chicken noodle soup.
08:43Don't ever apologize for your work.
08:46You're a saint, Mother.
08:48Go, Dr. Bhopar.
08:50Save the people.
08:55Do I like lying to that woman?
08:57No.
08:58But it's too late to turn back now.
09:04Yes, Diane.
09:05I'm coming.
09:06I'm on my way.
09:07I'm coming.
09:07I'm on my way.
09:16Jane.
09:18Jane.
09:19Jane.
09:20She's gone?
09:21Dude.
09:21Yeah, that was close.
09:22She's gone.
09:23That was way too close.
09:27What did you do?
09:28Uh.
09:34You put plastic in the oven.
09:36Dude, I panicked.
09:38Oh, my God.
09:39I can fix this.
09:39No big deal.
09:54Bobby, you set your kitchen on fire, man.
09:59We'll just clean it right up like it never happened.
10:01Caffeine pills?
10:18You gave me caffeine pills?
10:20You said your dad uses these when he's sick.
10:22Well, they worked, didn't they?
10:23Dude, you drugged me.
10:25I didn't drug you.
10:26I just gave you the equivalent of like 20 cups of coffee.
10:28You felt better.
10:29You said it yourself.
10:30You never know when enough is enough.
10:32You've never known.
10:34God, you just always lure me into this weird antics of yours.
10:37James.
10:38Dude.
10:39God.
10:41I'm going home.
10:43Have fun dealing with your parents, man.
10:46Dude.
10:47What the hell am I supposed to...
10:57Oh.
11:00Carla?
11:01Carla?
11:02Mom and Dad are going to kill you.
11:06Oh.
11:07My.
11:08God.
11:10You're not going to say anything, are you?
11:15Yeah, I am.
11:20That's for the best, Carla.
11:22Carla.
11:23Now I'm going to kill you.
11:26Come here.
11:27Come here.
11:29Come here.
11:30Right now.
11:30Come here.
11:32Come here.
11:35Come here.
11:38This is for the best, Carla.
11:41It's not that cold out.
11:42She'll be fine for an hour.
11:44I hope.
11:45I hope.
11:45Everything's clean. You've got no evidence.
12:12Bobby, you really don't care about anyone else, do you?
12:15Sometimes I wish I could do that. Maybe life would be easier without me having a conscience.
12:34Oh god, they're back!
12:41Hey bud.
12:43Hey dad.
12:44Feeling any better?
12:46No, actually...
12:50Actually I feel worse.
12:52Okay Arthur, now we need to take him to the hospital.
12:59You don't need to do that mom, really.
13:01Hey Diane, could you send us an ambulance card to...
13:04Stop, don't.
13:05I don't need an ambulance.
13:08I'm not sick.
13:10I lied to the both of you.
13:13Carla was right.
13:14I had a test today and I'm not ready for it.
13:18I just don't understand algebra.
13:23So you lied to us.
13:26Yeah.
13:28Why didn't you just tell us?
13:30We could have helped you study.
13:31We could have helped you study.
13:32Because I lie.
13:33I lied to get what I want.
13:35I never really saw it before but that's what I do.
13:39I promise both of you I'm gonna stop.
13:41I'm gonna stop being selfish, okay?
13:44You know you're grounded, right?
13:47And we're gonna sit down and you're gonna study every formula there is.
13:53Do you hear me?
13:57We'll see you downstairs in a few seconds.
14:08Well I guess I should have seen that coming.
14:10I'm grounded and I still have to take that test tomorrow.
14:14Maybe I should have just studied harder.
14:16I don't know.
14:17Well, I guess this wraps up our little story.
14:19Wraps it all up.
14:21Oh, and I'll make sure to call James in the morning and apologize.
14:24He usually forgives me.
14:27Bobby!
14:28Where is my painting?
14:30What the hell did you do to the car?
14:33I hope you all have a good night.
14:35No, bye-bye.
14:40Have you ever been on a first date?
14:46So horrible.
14:47So awkward.
14:49That you'd be okay dropping dead of a heart attack if it meant the date was over.
14:54Miss?
14:56Hello.
14:57Can I help you?
14:58Yes.
14:59Can I get a table for two?
15:00Of course.
15:01I have it right here for you.
15:05May I?
15:07Tell me if the date you're about to see is that bad.
15:14Or worse.
15:15Melissa.
15:16Yes, Miles?
15:18Hi.
15:19Hi.
15:20I'm sorry, Emily.
15:21I...
15:22Are you?
15:23I hadn't noticed.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Well, the reason is...
15:28Melissa?
15:29Oh, so great to meet you.
15:31Oh, you're just as lovely as your pictures.
15:33Did you lose a few pounds since they were taken?
15:35Uh...
15:36She's lovely.
15:37Quite a catch, huh?
15:38Yes, mom.
15:39She's...
15:40This is your mom?
15:41Yeah.
15:42Oh, please.
15:43Call me Christine.
15:44Or Chris.
15:45Sit.
15:46Sit.
15:47Why?
15:48We're standing around.
15:49Your mom is joining us on our date?
15:52Oh, please.
15:53You won't even notice that I'm here.
15:55Um, you see, Miles was very worried about the date.
15:58So I thought, as a mother, what can I do to help?
16:01So I'm helping.
16:02Helping.
16:04That's very nice of you, uh...
16:07Where is the waiter?
16:08I just saw him.
16:09A very important table here.
16:17So sorry for the delay.
16:19Now...
16:21How can I help you?
16:22So, I'm gonna have a gin tonic and these two will have Virgin Bloody Marys.
16:27Very good.
16:28I loved them when I was your age.
16:30And we will also have a pre-special, the one on the board out there.
16:35Excellent.
16:38Excuse me, sir.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Okay.
16:43That sounds...
16:46Great.
16:50Uh, so, Melissa, I'm glad Pete introduced us.
16:53He said that you like playing tennis?
16:54Yes.
16:55Since I was...
16:56Oh, don't worry, honey.
16:57He has the ability of a drunken squirrel.
17:00Mom.
17:02Honesty is the best policy, dear.
17:04She was gonna act interested in tennis and you were gonna offer to play one day
17:08and then she would see your pathetic ability in sports.
17:11So, let's just avoid this dating cliché.
17:22But first, a toast.
17:25To taking that first step towards a life together.
17:29Hand in hand.
17:31Because love is a journey.
17:34It's not a destination.
17:36To the young love.
17:39You don't have to.
17:43I'm sure it's fine.
17:50Are you okay, dear?
17:52Oh, it was my toast, wasn't it?
17:54It's alright.
17:55It's...
17:56There is no shame in crying.
17:57It's okay.
17:58You two start eating and I'm gonna go wash my hands.
18:00A bit of a germaphobe.
18:03I can see.
18:04You're not.
18:05It's okay.
18:06I can see you.
18:18Lots of kale in the salad, huh?
18:25This date isn't exactly what I was expecting.
18:27I know.
18:28I know.
18:29I know.
18:30I'm sorry.
18:31She just really wanted to be here.
18:34Is that what you wanted?
18:37I mean, you need to stand up to her.
18:40She's so overbearing and inappropriate.
18:43It's not even normal that she's here.
18:46I know.
18:47But...
18:49Look, Melissa.
18:50I really like you.
18:51But ever since my dad left us a year ago, she has been so lost.
18:56Every single day she's been so upset.
18:59And, uh...
19:00When I told her that I was going out on a date with you, she felt so happy for me.
19:11She just needs to be exposed to something good for once, you know?
19:14You'd really do anything for her, wouldn't you?
19:19She's my mom.
19:21Okay.
19:23I'll really try to get through tonight.
19:26Um...
19:28Um...
19:29Very uncomfortable, but I'll try.
19:31Thanks.
19:32Oh, it's a kale party.
19:34Kale, actually, I have found.
19:35It's the best roughage to get the bowels moving.
19:38Uh, Melissa, how many times a day do you get a bowel movement?
19:43Uh...
19:45I'm not sure.
19:47Then come.
19:48Come.
19:49Come, come, come.
19:50It's a kale party.
19:52Can I get your coat, sir?
19:53Oh, yeah, thanks.
19:54Excellent.
19:55Okay.
19:56Okay.
19:57Okay.
19:58Okay.
19:59Okay.
20:00Oh, yeah, thanks.
20:01Excellent.
20:02Uh, sir, excuse me.
20:03Yes.
20:04My water has, uh, evaporated.
20:06Oh.
20:07Very funny, ma'am.
20:08Very good.
20:15So, um, are you from here originally?
20:17Yeah.
20:18Born here.
20:19Can't even say I've traveled myself.
20:20No, Miles was born in Chicago.
20:22We just moved here five years ago.
20:24Do you want to see some baby pictures?
20:25Oh, no, mom.
20:26I don't think she wants to see...
20:27I would love to see them.
20:29Here he is at two days old.
20:31Mm-hmm.
20:32Oh, he's so tiny.
20:34You are so tiny.
20:36Yeah.
20:37Babies are small.
20:38Who knew?
20:39Uh, that's the first time they brought him to me at the hospital.
20:42You know, skin-to-skin contact is very important.
20:45Now, Christine, you are glowing.
20:47Oh.
20:48He looks so happy.
20:51Oh, my God.
20:54Oh, that's a birthing photo.
20:56You know, he really tore me open, huh?
20:59You know, it's incredible how much blood you can do.
21:01I have to go to the bathroom.
21:03Oh, I'll come with you.
21:05Oh, my God.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07Oh, nice!
21:08You stay in bed.
21:12How many closures areroc
21:26I don't think it's something.
21:29Melissa, are you okay?
21:32Listen, us women, we have to stick together, alright?
21:35Like, even if your miles don't work out, like, you can still call me anytime.
21:41Do you need a tampon? I have a couple of sizes if you want to pick.
21:44No, thank you. I think I'm gonna stay here a while.
21:49Please don't wait for me.
21:51Oh, oh, it's kale. Like, I told you it's kale, right?
21:54Listen, just enjoy. Take your time.
21:59How's the day going? Spill the dates.
22:20Mom!
22:22Baby, what's wrong?
22:24I'm in a nightmare.
22:26I've never been more uncomfortable in my entire life.
22:30But I can't leave because she's so needy, because she's so sad.
22:34And he's letting her do whatever she wants because he cares about her so much and...
22:38Hold on, hold on.
22:39Who's she?
22:41Is there someone else with you?
22:43His mom?
22:45Mom?
22:46She's so lonely. I'm sure she means well, but...
22:54What?
22:56I just got an idea.
23:08I'll just refill this for you.
23:10One more, please.
23:13Of course.
23:15Kids, you really have to be careful with relationships these days.
23:20Miles has a very tender heart.
23:22I couldn't bear it if anyone broke it.
23:25Mom.
23:26I mean, you're gonna treat him well, right?
23:29You have experience with relationships.
23:32How many men you've been with?
23:33Mom.
23:34I'm sorry.
23:35At this age, it's boys, probably.
23:37How many boys you've been with?
23:38Oh, my God.
23:40I'm sorry.
23:41I didn't mean to hurt you.
23:43Listen, I'm just trying to protect you, okay?
23:45Well, good evening, everybody.
23:47How's it going?
23:48I'm so sorry I'm late.
23:49Hi.
23:51Am I too late?
23:52I'm sorry.
23:53I meant to be here sooner, but you know how it is.
23:55Sure, Mom.
23:56Hi.
23:57Hi.
23:58Oh.
23:59I'm Kendra.
24:00Melissa's mom.
24:01Hello.
24:02Good to meet you.
24:03Christine.
24:06Oh, and you must be Miles.
24:08How's it going, hot stuff?
24:12May I?
24:13Sir, I'm sorry.
24:14Good night.
24:15Thank you so much.
24:17Alrighty.
24:20Oh, my God.
24:21What?
24:22Christine.
24:24I have this ability to sense when a woman is on her period.
24:28And I'm getting really strong signs from you.
24:33Yes.
24:34No.
24:35I'm not sure.
24:36No, no.
24:37Yes.
24:38Yes.
24:39I'm not sure if she's the same thing.
24:40But I'm a 10.
24:41No, no.
24:42No.
24:43Yes.
24:44Yes.
24:45Yes.
24:46Yes.
24:47Yes.
24:48Yes.
24:49and Miles are going to get dessert.
24:53Oh, you go do you, babies.
24:57Go, go.
24:59Christine, anyway, what's your sign?
25:02Leo?
25:03Oh my god.
25:05You're such a Leo.
25:06Do you want to get the wine?
25:11Yeah, sure, go to the wine.
25:14And a spoon for you.
25:23Three, two, one.
25:24Christine, are you ready?
25:26Go.
25:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god.
25:33You get him, girl.
25:34You get him.
25:35Did you see that?
25:36Did you see that?
25:37Drinks for everybody.
25:39Oh my god, she's actually enjoying herself.
25:43On me.
25:44On me.
25:45On me.
25:46I asked my mom to come here so you and I can talk.
25:52So for the rest of this conversation,
25:54you're going to focus on me and not your mom.
25:58Got it?
26:00Got it.
26:01You seem nice.
26:04I like you.
26:05I like you.
26:07I like you too.
26:08Tonight has been one of the worst nights of my life.
26:11But that's okay.
26:13Because you were helping your mom, which is sweet.
26:17Sweet.
26:18So this is what's going to happen next.
26:22Tomorrow you're going to call me and set up another date.
26:28And you're not going to tell your mom.
26:31If that date goes well, there's going to be a third, which your mom also won't know about.
26:40Are you following me?
26:41Yes, ma'am.
26:42Good.
26:43We need a picture.
26:44We need a picture.
26:45We need a picture.
26:46That's fine.
26:47I hadn't seen her this happy in a long time.
26:50My pleasure.
26:51And that's the date.
27:05What did you think?
27:06Was it the worst you've ever seen?
27:07Or all's well that ends well.
27:12I really hate my boss.
27:13He's an idiot.
27:14A clown.
27:15What else don't you like about your boss?
27:17So she is wife.
27:19Oh, wait.
27:20Don't be bad at you.
27:21No.
27:22This is a therapy office, not a doctor.
27:23No.
27:24No.
27:25No.
27:26No.
27:27No.
27:28No.
27:29No.
27:30No.
27:31No.
27:32No.
27:33No.
27:34No.
27:35No.
27:36No.
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39No.
27:40No.
27:41It's not a doctor.
27:42Sorry, get up.
27:43It's still this instant.
27:44You make me come here.
27:45Enough.
27:46Please break it up.
27:47Let me remind you again.
27:49You are adults, so please try to act like it.
27:52Sorry, dog.
27:53Won't happen again.
27:54Oh, shut up, dog.
27:55Leslie?
27:56What did I just say?
27:58He's only saying it like that, so that you'll side with him.
28:02You are just like your mother.
28:05You know that?
28:06Enough.
28:07Enough.
28:08That is enough.
28:09You two are children.
28:10Leslie please move over there Doug you over there sit up straight please nope Doug sit up straight
28:20okay thank you so listen to me very very carefully there will be no more of this foolishness in
28:29this office this is a place of healing okay all right so you will speak when I tell you to speak
28:39you understand all right so this is our first session and I don't know much about you two but
28:48I can assume there's something very wrong with you two am I right it's his fault do not speak
28:56Doug I would like you to start please what is wrong with your marriage okay so Leslie and I just had our
29:08first child congratulations you two thank you doc you see we learned Leslie was pregnant just about
29:15the time that I got promoted I was nervous I wouldn't have enough time for her and for my new
29:22position but I knew we needed money Leslie likes you know she likes expensive things no go on my boss
29:38he's kind of well he's kind of a big party animal he always asked me to go out drinking with him
29:45and do you usually go out drinking with him yeah I was afraid if I said no he would replace me with
29:54someone else he's done it before okay so you go out drinking with your boss in order to have job security
30:05yeah doc Leslie is there something you would like to add um yeah he's a liar he's lying um what's he lying
30:13about do you want to know what I've seen for the past four months what did you see
30:20it started to get bad quick
30:26where were you what time is it hey baby hey baby
30:42so you were drinking that much Doug like I said my boss is crazy he's lying again do you know how many nights
31:04he came home like that baby it's pizza time
31:16how did Doug's constant partying make you feel Leslie it made me feel like his job was more important
31:36like making his boss happy was more important than his wife what do you have to say about that Doug
31:42I was doing it for us I want to give our child the best life I could so how am I supposed to pay off
31:49all their credit card debt all she does is shop all day long I needed it all um credit card debt
31:59how much last month's bill nine thousand dollars what did you spend the money on Leslie
32:11okay shoes so sue me I needed to feel confident
32:18see what I'm dealing here with doc let me tell you how it actually happened
32:23Doug babe you want to try a new steakhouse tonight with me uh it has not just one but two michelin
32:36stars and I've heard it has the best wagyu in the city and this baby needs some meat
32:41baby I'm sorry I can't tonight I have a huge presentation to you at the end of the month
32:55and I'm so behind baby don't bother our relationship mostly consists of your mornings being on that laptop
33:05and our evenings you come home god knows when drunk we don't even have a relationship anymore
33:13baby I'm really trying you're being an idiot you're trading our love for that stupid job we need this job
33:26how else do you plan to pay for this kid for all your bills these expensive dinners
33:34you promised
33:46hey babe hey baby how was work you know work as always oh rough day at the office huh babe so rough
33:59what was really riding me today I bet he was
34:13I really hate my boss he's an idiot a clown
34:38what else don't you like about your boss
34:43what else don't you like about your boss
34:47so she's wife she's worse than he is
34:51she's listening on the board meetings sometimes she keeps these little delight meats in her purse
35:02and puts them out and eats them
35:06like literally every meeting just snacking on these little delight meals
35:12that's disgusting
35:18it's no wonder why he doesn't want to go home
35:22oh that's sad
35:24do you think you need some more cereal
35:27oh thank you babe
35:30so you would film him
35:33yeah it became like a little hobby of mine
35:38he didn't know what was going on anyway
35:40um and Doug how do you feel about this
35:43how do you think I feel about it doc
35:46like I said she's just like her mother
35:52hey hey hey stop you were both idiots
35:57okay can we continue
36:03so let's just get to it
36:05what exactly is the reason you guys came to marriage counseling
36:12there was an event
36:13an event okay what event
36:17baby
36:28don't get mad
36:30i have to go to vegas
36:32vegas
36:33yeah
36:34why
36:36because the boss is taking all the junior clients so i have to be there
36:47okay
36:56sure you're okay with this
36:59doug
37:00babe
37:03are you sure you're going to be back for the due date
37:05of course i will
37:07do you think i will miss the birth of my little girl
37:11okay i understand
37:13you go do your work thing
37:18but please
37:20please
37:23you have to be back
37:24don't mess this up
37:26i will 100 be back for my little girl
37:29then what happened
37:44what do you think happened
37:45oh
37:51oh
37:53oh
37:55it's happening
37:57it's happening
37:58oh
37:59oh
38:00tug
38:00who is this
38:13baby where are you
38:16it's happening the baby's coming
38:18who's this
38:20doug
38:22phone number
38:24doug
38:30baby
38:37well look what the cat dragged in
38:40i'm so sorry
38:43this is her
38:44my other girl
38:46you're such a loser doug
38:48i was with the clients
38:50i didn't know that you were going to have the baby when i was gone
38:53it came early
38:56i forgive you
38:57you do
39:00yeah
39:01why
39:03because you're stupid
39:05stupid people make mistakes
39:07can i just hold her
39:08you can hold her when i'm finished
39:11her eyes
39:13they look just like yours
39:15your compliments are so gross
39:20and you smell like Vegas sluts
39:22you're gonna tell her what she did
39:32leslie
39:33what did you do
39:35tell her
39:35go ahead
39:39okay
39:41i might have messed up
39:43i might have done something
39:45a little bit bad
39:46what did you do leslie
39:47as you would see
39:52we have all the projections here set for the new year
39:56in the third choir
39:59i really hate my boss
40:02he's an idiot
40:04a clown
40:07stop
40:08let's see what it is
40:09i don't know what you like about your boss
40:13she's wife
40:15she's worse than he is
40:17she's a citizen on the board meeting sometimes
40:24she keeps these little dire meats in her purse
40:28and puts them out and eats them
40:32like literally every meeting
40:34just snacking on this little
40:37i want everyone out
40:39now
40:42you sit there
40:42doc
40:50is this really what you think of me
40:53you think i'm an idiot
40:55i thought we were friends
40:56bodies
40:59that wasn't supposed to
41:01i don't know how they got in here
41:03mr Murphy i swear
41:04i'll say this does not bode well for you son
41:07i've been insulted before but this really takes the cake
41:12sir
41:12doc
41:13after this little video
41:17i feel our trust is broken
41:20i've never been this hurt from a man before
41:24it feels odd to say the least
41:26about my wife
41:28doc
41:29please sir
41:30it must be my wife
41:32she's been angry with me since the promotion
41:34well
41:34you won't have to worry about that
41:37because you don't work here anymore
41:39sir please
41:41now i have plenty of time
41:43for that little wife of yours
41:45you got till the end of the day to clean your desk
41:48i really saw potential in your son
41:50what a shame this all is
41:58okay let me get this straight
41:59so you destroyed your husband's career
42:02because he missed the birth of your child
42:05yeah i did
42:06told you doc
42:07she's insane
42:09that's a little excessive don't you think leslie
42:12no i don't think so
42:14he promised me that he would be there
42:15and he wasn't
42:17i had to show him how serious i was
42:20by destroying his life
42:21um yeah
42:23okay leslie you are aware that he's doing all of this for you right
42:28you see that don't you
42:29listen doc
42:30he messed with the wrong girl
42:32i had to make him pay the price
42:34uh doug
42:35do you really want to work this out with leslie
42:38of course doc
42:41i love her
42:41she's
42:45she's my everything
42:49what do you think
42:51do you think we'll be able to work it out between us
42:54yeah
42:55can you help us
42:56what do you think is wrong
42:59what do i think is wrong
43:00well i think you're both completely insane
43:03i think it's a miracle that two of the craziest patients i've ever met are married to each other
43:08not really understanding you doc
43:13i think you two are perfect for one another
43:16you are selfish greedy narcissistic individuals who need so much more help than i can ever give you
43:24i think you will be very happy together or you won't i really have no idea
43:30damn that's what i was thinking too
43:32me too i love you so much doc
43:34i love you too baby
43:39well you see
43:41it all worked out in the end
43:44thanks doc
43:45this really helped us a lot
43:46okay now both of you get out of my office and never ever ever come back here
43:56jeez that's a little rude
43:58yeah very sassy
44:02come on babe let's get out of here
44:04i'll let you buy me an expensive pair of earrings
44:06there's nothing i would want to do more than to buy you an expensive pair of earrings
44:16well you can't help them all can you
44:34i visited grandma today
44:38she made those cupcakes for both of you when you're done
44:46mom joshua ate mine again josh
44:53how many times do i have to tell you not to do this
44:56it's not my fault he's so slow
44:58that's it young boy go to your room now with pleasure
45:04and next time oliver gets to have all of the sweets it's not like they would be anyways
45:10i'm so sorry sweetie i don't have any more cupcakes now
45:13it's okay i have a test tomorrow i'll go study
45:29where's my laptop did you take my laptop no
45:36it's my laptop i needed to study you're such a nerd
45:41you know what beat me on smash bros if you do that i'll give you your laptop back
45:48and if i lose first then you'll have to do whatever i tell you for a week
45:52that's not fair if you win you get way more than me
45:55fine if you win i'll do whatever you tell me to do for a week
46:01okay
46:11look what i can do
46:23what no no i've done this move a million times
46:28it always worked perfectly give me my laptop back what that's only one of the things you have to do
46:35for me this week you must be kidding i won't let you tell me what to do there must have been a glitch
46:43in the game but you died first this challenge was your idea fine but don't expect me to go easy on
46:50it's spoiled who left spoiled milk at the fridge drink it
47:20what no you can't make me do it I can't but I can take your switch if you don't
47:28you know what I have a better idea you like sweet so much that you always steal
47:35mine why don't you eat zero with this milk I hate you what was that you don't
47:44need your switch do it
48:14there's still quite a lot left
48:16you're so dead after this week is done
48:27boys I need to leave for work
48:33can you please clean up the living room before I get back
48:37yes Josh I can do it
48:39what
48:40okay perfect thank you Josh
48:43see you boys later
48:44why'd you see that I'll do it
48:47because you're supposed to do everything I'll tell you this week
48:50fine I'll do it
48:52not so fast do it in mom's pink dress
49:01at home
49:03that's easy
49:06ain't I pretty
49:11not quite I think we need to add something
49:15I hate you
49:20perfect
49:25I want to break free
49:30I want to break free
49:35oh by the way mom said that Nicole will be coming over to pick up old clothes for her baby brother
49:43Nicole?
49:45no
49:46when?
49:48should be soon
49:50no she can't see me like this
49:55you have to stay
49:56hi come in
50:00you can wait in the living room
50:03I'll get a bag for you
50:04thanks Oliver
50:05Josh
50:12thank you
50:13hi Nicole
50:15nice dress
50:17thanks
50:19and so
50:20you good?
50:22yeah thanks
50:25you?
50:25me?
50:26yeah totally good
50:28totally good
50:30so
50:31you're into cosplays
50:33a lot
50:34yeah
50:35as you can see
50:36I know
50:39a dessert shop
50:41that has a very cool retro interior
50:44I mean comics
50:47superheroes
50:48princesses
50:50cool
50:51cool
50:52um
50:54would you like to go there tomorrow?
50:57really?
50:59I mean
51:00yeah
51:01why not?
51:02I'd love to
51:03here you go
51:05thank you
51:07so
51:08see you tomorrow then
51:16the week is not over yet
51:18tomorrow
51:19I'm coming with you
51:20you can't do this
51:22it's gonna be the best day of my life
51:25life
51:29wanna sit there?
51:30yeah
51:31sure
51:32why not?
51:36see?
51:37I told you it was a nice place
51:38yeah
51:39it's pretty
51:40so
51:41what would you like?
51:43it's on me
51:44oh
51:45how sweet of you
51:46hmm
51:47I would like a
51:49cheesecake
51:50please
51:51okay
51:52one minute
51:57hi
51:58what's gonna offer you?
51:59I'll take one piece of cheesecake
52:01and
52:02one piece of chocolate cake
52:04okay
52:08okay there you go
52:09thank you
52:12here you go
52:13thank you
52:14okay
52:37oh no
52:38are you okay?
52:41this cake is just so good
52:45I didn't know you liked cake so much
52:48hmm
52:49hmm
52:50hmm
52:51hmm
52:52hmm
52:53hmm
52:54hmm
52:55hmm
52:56hmm
52:57hmm
52:58hmm
52:59hmm
53:00hmm
53:01hmm
53:02hmm
53:03hmm
53:04hmm
53:05hmm
53:06hmm
53:07hmm
53:13I'm sorry
53:14I was just really hungry
53:16no worries
53:19you did
53:21pay for it
53:22so
53:23I guess you have a right to eat it
53:25I'll buy you a new one
53:26just wait a minute
53:34hey man, you good?
53:35good?
53:37oh it is?
53:38yeah
53:39it's okay
53:40can I get more cheesecake?
53:41okay
53:44okay, here you go
53:45thank you
53:46hmm
53:47hmm
53:48hmm
53:49hmm
53:50hmm
53:51hmm
53:52hmm
53:53hmm
53:54hmm
53:55hmm
53:56hmm
53:57hmm
53:58hmm
53:59hmm
54:00hmm
54:01hmm
54:02hmm
54:03hmm
54:04hmm
54:05hmm
54:06hmm
54:07okay
54:09I can do this
54:16what the hell are you doing?
54:18Nicole
54:19I really like you
54:21you're smart
54:22pretty
54:23really funny
54:24funny
54:25I liked you since the day your family came into our neighborhood
54:29will you be my girlfriend?
54:32Josh, you're acting weird today
54:35I know
54:36I shouldn't have asked
54:37what's up guys?
54:38what you doing here?
54:39what you doing here?
54:40what's up brother?
54:41could you guys please explain to me what is going on?
54:43what's up guys?
54:44what you doing here?
54:45what's up brother?
54:46could you guys please explain to me what is going on?
54:48it's just that stupid challenge we were doing
54:50what?
54:51what?
54:52you were pranking me?
54:53no
54:54no
54:55no
54:56no
54:57no
54:59no
55:00no
55:01no
55:03no
55:04no
55:06no
55:07no
55:08no
55:09no
55:10no
55:11no
55:12no
55:13no
55:14we were doing what you were pranking me no no it's just look Nikki it's all my
55:23fault he was just doing what I told him we were doing can't say no for one week
55:29challenge and I forced him to do all this weird stuff because I wanted to get
55:33my revenge on him but now I feel stupid because he really cares for you and I
55:38ruined everything I'm sorry guys I took it too far so I guess it's over between
55:48us I didn't say so you guys did some pretty funny stuff today and that
56:00challenge sounds pretty cool so would you want to go to the cinema with me
56:07yes Josh I would love to go to the cinema with you nice I can finally see the
56:13little black paper movie all right yeah I guess I'll watch it next time
56:23you can come if you want can I sure why not what can't that forever
56:32something man oh cookies too slow no I'm kidding go eat as many as you want
56:49thanks I thought we should do that challenge again ha I'm good
56:56you
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