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00:00Yes, I am not the one you thought about me
00:30I am not the one you thought about me
00:40I am not the one you thought about me
00:55I am not the one you thought about me
01:07I am not the one you thought about me
01:11I am not the one I thought about me
02:18No, no, no, no.
02:19No, no, no, no.
02:20No, no, no.
02:21No, no, no.
02:22No, no, no.
02:23No, no.
02:24No, no.
02:25No, no.
02:26No, no, no.
02:27You have caught four balls in a bonnet and four tires.
02:29Now, do you talk about the death of Kibbuter?
02:32The death of Kibbuter is not good, Siraj.
02:37Where Kibbuter dies, there is also the death of Kibbuter.
02:42If you go, Siraj, it's bad for them.
02:53If you keep the death of Kibbuter, there is a problem.
02:56If there is a problem, we will be talking about it.
02:59Take it.
03:01Don't do the death of Kibbuter.
03:03Don't do the death of Kibbuter.
03:05He didn't have a son in the car.
03:07This is not the death of Kibbuter, Siraj.
03:09This is the first day of Kibbuter.
03:14In the name of Kibbuter.
03:23People, you too.
03:26Why are you scared?
03:27You said that your Abba has done a murder of 108.
03:30When did Abba have said that?
03:32I was telling you about my family.
03:34I was telling you about it.
03:36I was telling you about my family.
03:37Family?
03:38Why are you so scared?
03:42You said that your Abba had been a murder of 108.
03:47When did Abba say that?
03:49I was telling you about my family.
03:52Family means?
03:54It means that we have been murdered in the past 70 years.
03:58My Abba is 57.
04:03You're the girl of Siraj Amritsar.
04:06Of course.
04:07No doubt.
04:09I don't think you're a murder.
04:13If I get a chance, I won't do that.
04:16I don't think I'm a good person.
04:18Hi, guys.
04:20Hello.
04:21Hi.
04:23Hi.
04:24Sorry.
04:25My grandpa told me that I didn't meet the girls.
04:29But my Abba told me that if someone is a girl,
04:33if you do this, I'll see the rest.
04:36If you do this, I'll see the rest.
04:38I'm a poor girl.
04:39You're a poor girl.
04:40You're a poor girl.
04:41I'm a poor girl.
04:42You're a poor baby.
04:43Give me a puff, please.
05:00Yes, is there another question?
05:02I haven't tried to drink a cigarette with you.
05:05I'm drinking a cigarette.
05:07I've never had a puff.
05:09In the tension, 3-4 hours and in the excitement, 10-12 hours?
05:1310-12 hours?
05:17No cigarette, son. Puff.
05:19What's that?
05:21There's a tension in excitement.
05:23So, let's take care of yourself.
05:25So, why are you saying BBA?
05:27What do you need to find a business?
05:29It's your business, brother.
05:31What's that? My brother can't do it.
05:35How much?
05:37Two hours.
05:39One is a disease and the other is a jail.
05:46Sir, it's in the class of Mantu.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Let's go.
05:56Sir, it's in the class of Mantu.
05:58It sounds like the name is heard.
06:00Good morning.
06:07Morning.
06:08Morning.
06:09Morning.
06:10Morning.
06:11Morning.
06:18Maslow's Theory of Hierarchy.
06:21This is our topic of discussion today.
06:30The chair is empty.
06:31Come here, sit here.
06:32No sir, I'm here.
06:33Okay.
06:35Why?
06:36What is this seat reserved, sir?
06:38Reserved?
06:40Sir, Ms. Mahmil was saying that she will sit on the seat in the first row.
06:44And who is Ms. Mahmil?
06:46Sir, she has a new admission.
06:53Oh, this is not the girl who came from Amritsar.
06:57She didn't come from Amritsar.
06:58She is not from Amritsar.
06:59She is Siraj Amritsar.
07:01And where is she?
07:03Where is she?
07:04She is drinking cigarettes after the canteen.
07:08She is drinking cigarettes on the campus.
07:11How can she do it?
07:12She is drinking in excitement, sir.
07:14She was very excited for admission.
07:17Yes.
07:22Is this girl a very young man?
07:25No sir.
07:26She is Siraj Amritsar.
07:28She is Siraj Amritsar.
07:30She is Siraj Amritsar.
07:31She is drinking cigarettes on the campus.
07:33She is drinking cigarettes on the front row.
07:34She is sitting on the front row seat.
07:36Wow.
07:38Let's see.
07:39So, let's start our lecture.
07:42This is Maslow's hierarchy of
07:56Excuse me.
07:57Are you Mammal?
07:58Yes sir.
07:59Daughter of Siraj Amritsar.
08:00Yes sir.
08:01And you didn't ask for my permission to come in.
08:02Sorry sir.
08:03May I come in sir?
08:04Think it's a joke?
08:05No sir.
08:06No sir.
08:07No sir.
08:08No sir.
08:09No sir.
08:10No sir.
08:11No sir.
08:12No sir.
08:13No sir.
08:14No sir.
08:15No sir.
08:16No sir.
08:17No sir.
08:18No sir.
08:22Leave the class please.
08:24Leave the class please.
08:29Do you think it's a joke?
08:32No, sir.
08:41Put your books and bags and go, please.
08:48Yes, sir.
08:49Leave the glass, please.
08:59Are you sure, sir?
09:06No, sir.
09:10Then go.
09:12Yes, sir.
09:16Sir, I don't believe anything.
09:18She's a real sister.
09:20Who is Siraj Amrath Sarai?
09:23Is this a town's town?
09:26Yes, sir.
09:28The town's town's town's town.
09:38You were saying Siraj Amrath Sarai.
09:40I thought you were saying that you were like,
09:42you're so scared.
09:58Sir, tell me.
10:00What?
10:01Do you think you're the son of Siraj Amrath Sarai?
10:06What do you need to think of Siraj Amrath Sarai?
10:10I'm Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:12Say Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:15I think I'll get to meet him.
10:16You'll be my friend.
10:17How?
10:18For your reason.
10:19You'll tell me.
10:20Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:21Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:22He's my favourite teacher.
10:23Then they'll tell you to call him.
10:24He'll tell you to call him.
10:25He'll tell you to call him.
10:26Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:27He'll tell you to call him.
10:28Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:29Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:30Siraj Amrath Sarai.
10:31He's my favourite teacher.
10:32Then they'll tell you to call him.
10:34Then they'll tell you to call him.
10:36Invite him to the house.
10:41But he doesn't go.
10:43But if he'll call him, he'll go.
10:47I can't refuse.
10:54It's like a good girl.
10:59You've seen it.
11:00I don't think you're a son of Don.
11:07Look at that.
11:09You're angry.
11:10You're not angry.
11:11You're angry.
11:21When you're fighting,
11:23you'll kill more.
11:27Right?
11:28I'm sure
11:30you'll have a pistol in your bag.
11:33Isn't that right?
11:35I don't know.
11:38Different.
11:39Absolutely different.
11:40Don,
11:41Don,
11:42Don.
11:43Don,
11:47Don.
11:52Don.
11:57Don.
12:00Don.
12:02Don
12:03Don.
12:04True sir, very true.
12:07But you don't understand the story, sir.
12:10The girls will sit in class and gather the girls.
12:13They will call their father's girls.
12:16The students will be scared.
12:19The teachers will be scared.
12:23Come on, Manto.
12:25Don't be our kind of human.
12:27Our kind of talking, our kind of talking.
12:30Nothing different.
12:31No, sir.
12:33They don't talk like this, sir.
12:35Yes, I know.
12:36When they talk about the girls, they say a little loud.
12:39If they don't say a little loud,
12:41their expressions are loud.
12:45What is this, sir?
12:48I don't understand the girls.
12:50No.
12:52First, say thank you to me.
12:55Thank you for what?
12:57I have told you about the girls.
12:59What an experience.
13:00Can you imagine?
13:01What an experience.
13:02Can you imagine?
13:03What an experience.
13:04Can you imagine?
13:05What an experience.
13:06Can you imagine?
13:07What an experience.
13:08Can you imagine?
13:09What an experience.
13:10Can you imagine?
13:11What an experience.
13:12What an experience.
13:13What an experience.
13:18What an experience.
13:19What an experience.
13:20What an experience.
13:22What an experience.
13:25Can you imagine?
13:32Hey, hey, you're stuck, Mantu Sahib.
13:48No, I'm not stuck. I was going to go.
13:50I'm going to go.
13:51So come to the staff room.
13:54Why?
13:54Let's go.
13:59Sir, Mantu was so scared like Abba had hit him.
14:02Abba had hit him too.
14:04Abba had to be guards.
14:06Then what?
14:08I thought it would not be good.
14:10After all, he's my teacher.
14:13Take this.
14:14Drink some tea.
14:16Drink some tea?
14:17Drink some tea.
14:24What happened Mr. Mantu?
14:27Nothing.
14:27It was just a lot of tea.
14:29You had a lot of tea.
14:32You feel like a little bit of tea.
14:34Because of that, he's not a new missionary girl.
14:37He's a son of Don.
14:38No, no.
14:40He's a gentleman.
14:41He's a very good man.
14:42He's a very loving man.
14:43Are you alright Mr. Mantu?
14:45Yes.
14:46He's always on the subject.
14:48He's just in the cantinae.
14:48He's drinking cigarettes.
14:49I'm angry.
14:54But I was wrong.
14:58He's drinking cigarettes.
14:58He takes three paps and drinks for three.
14:59He's not quite an excitement.
15:01Yes, but they should not be smoking on campus.
15:16By the way, what did you say?
15:22Nice word.
15:25Please Mr Manto, don't drink tea.
15:30Of course not.
15:35Okay guys, good luck.
15:37Good morning.
15:40Good morning.
15:55Good morning.
15:59Good morning.
16:02You must be the new student?
16:04Yes ma'am.
16:05It's okay, sit down.
16:07You have a big drink.
16:09The first day, you drink a cigarette.
16:11You make a group of friends.
16:13It's good.
16:15You come to study, right?
16:18Yes ma'am.
16:20Promise me you won't smoke on the premises again then?
16:23I promise.
16:24And you won't be late to my class?
16:26I won't be late.
16:28And sometimes you won't sit on this chair too.
16:32When it's not reserved for you?
16:34No.
16:36Great, thanks.
16:38Yesterday we were discussing equi-marginal utility.
16:43But we ran out of time.
16:44So I hope you guys have finished it in time.
16:47Yes?
16:48Yes ma'am.
16:49Did I take a phone call or are you all here?
16:52Yes ma'am.
16:53I will too.
16:54Okay, great.
16:55Please open up your books or copies whatever you have.
17:25Yes ma'am.
17:30Asalaam alaykum.
17:31Waalaykum asalaam Professor saham.
17:34Aray, you're very difficult for you to see.
17:35But you have to keep the day on 2-3 days and you have to get under observation.
17:38You know?
17:39Thank you, Dr. saham.
17:40As-salamu alaykum.
17:44Wa alaykum as-salam, Professor Saab.
17:46You have to take a long time, right?
17:48But two or three days here,
17:50under observation, you know?
17:52Thank you, Dr. Saab.
17:54How much is your face?
17:57Feast? No, no, no, no.
18:00If you've been here, you will give a prayer.
18:02This is a prayer.
18:04But you will also give a prayer.
18:06If you listen to the prayer of the commuter,
18:09then the baby doesn't bite.
18:18You are also laughing.
18:20That means that your baby will bite you.
18:24No, no.
18:26You can't bite you?
18:28That's not possible.
18:30You say that you will check.
18:32I am a doctor of the genre,
18:35but you will take them here.
18:37People say that I will give you something like that
18:39that the baby starts to bite you.
18:42My baby is not, Dr. Saab.
18:45No, no.
18:46That's not a bad thing.
18:47That's not a bad thing.
18:48My baby is not.
18:51No.
18:53Then you can marry.
18:55Your baby comes from marriage.
18:57Do you understand?
18:58I'm going to put it in my mouth and put it in my mouth.
19:17That man is afraid of one number, Phuppo.
19:20He's very scared.
19:22Who cares about you?
19:24How do you see?
19:26Handsome.
19:28How much is your age?
19:30What are you going to be up to 40?
19:33It's good.
19:34In this age, handsome girls will be married.
19:38A little girl.
19:43If you're a boy or a boy, you're a girl.
19:47You're not a girl.
19:52Tell me.
19:54What do I say?
19:57Who else is there?
20:00Did someone have friends in the class?
20:03I don't know.
20:05Three girls have friends.
20:07Salma, Aliyah, Rababh.
20:10Not girls in our class.
20:13I didn't know that.
20:15Who did not say let's be friends?
20:17Who did not say let's be friends?
20:18Who did not say that?
20:19One got the hand.
20:23You got the hand.
20:26No, Phuppo.
20:27He's got the hand.
20:28He's got the hand.
20:29I said no.
20:30Phuppo told me that they should not get the hand with a girl.
20:34Yes.
20:35No.
20:39You thought of the brother's .
20:46What are you doing?
20:47This is to me.
20:54That's not going to happen.
20:56It's going to happen.
20:57It's not going to happen.
20:59It's not going to happen.
21:01It's going to happen.
21:03It's going to happen.
21:05You can tell them to check it out.
21:07I'm going to have a doctor to feed them.
21:09But you have to take them here.
21:11People say,
21:13I am going to have one thing like this.
21:15It's easy to do.
21:16She has to start with her.
21:18My wife is not here.
21:20My wife is not here.
21:22My wife is not here.
21:24My wife is not here.
21:26She is married.
21:27She is married.
21:29She is married.
21:45She is married.
21:47She is married.
21:54She is married.
22:08If you have been eating,
22:09if you don't have any tax on this,
22:11it's a good deal.
22:12Is it right?
22:13Yes.
22:19It's good.
22:20Mmm.
22:21Now,
22:22you eat it.
22:25Then,
22:27do it.
22:28It's good.
22:38That's it.
22:39Okay.
22:40You're good.
22:41You're good.
22:42You're good.
22:43You're good.
22:44You're good.
22:45I'm doing it.
22:46Hmm.
22:47You're good.
22:48Manto sahab.
22:49Hmm.
22:50When we take a house,
22:51we say,
22:52sit down.
22:53Leave it.
22:54Leave it.
22:55Never.
22:56Never.
22:57You come and sit down.
22:59Please, sit down.
23:00Sit down.
23:01Hmm.
23:02Hmm.
23:03Hmm.
23:04Hmm.
23:05Hmm.
23:06Hmm.
23:07You know why this galva made,
23:09today's galva made?
23:12Why?
23:13That's it.
23:14That's it.
23:15That's it.
23:17Then,
23:18Rose?
23:19Hmm.
23:20I know he likes this galva.
23:22Yes.
23:23That's it.
23:24He came.
23:25If you look at the bell,
23:26he was made a beautiful face.
23:28That's what?
23:30That's what?
23:32Innocency.
23:36Today we used that word for you.
23:38Casbal.
23:39There was no difference.
23:45Then?
23:47What happened?
23:49Which happened?
23:50I had to go to the door.
23:55Why did you tell him to go?
23:58You are very ruthless.
24:02You will not understand, Mantu Sahib.
24:05When it comes to hatred,
24:07it becomes more than love.
24:13How old are you talking about?
24:16Old Urdu?
24:17Do you understand English?
24:21Is there any doubt?
24:25Have you ever seen English?
24:29No.
24:31Then you will not come back.
24:33Okay.
24:34Then you will talk about Firoz, right?
24:36Tell me.
24:37I have to go.
24:38I have to go.
24:43Why did you make a joke?
24:44You know, Mr. Mantu.
24:45If a dog is left six or seven years old,
24:48then he will remember.
24:50And the one who will cut and go,
24:52he will never forget.
25:00It doesn't seem to me, Mantu Sahib.
25:01I have to go.
25:02But I have to go.
25:03I have to go.
25:04I have to go.
25:05I have to go.
25:06I have to go.
25:07I have to go.
25:08I have to go.
25:11Still in love?
25:15Do you know Love Shav?
25:17Of course.
25:18You don't know Mantu Sahib.
25:19You don't know Mantu Sahib.
25:23We will sit now, right?
25:24We will have a separate discussion on love.
25:29For what?
25:30Will we discuss love?
25:33We love Mantu Sahib.
25:35We don't discuss it.
25:44According to Maslow's theory of hierarchy,
25:47love comes to another number.
25:49And in theory of love,
25:51it is on the first number.
25:53Then you will discuss what we will do.
26:00You have to eat a halwa.
26:01You are pregnant.
26:02You are pregnant.
26:03You are pregnant tomorrow.
26:04You are pregnant at the university.
26:05You are talking to me, you are talking to me, sit down and take a seat and take a seat and take a seat.
26:35Puppo is my sahali, my mother. My best friend.
26:40And who am I?
26:42You are my mother.
26:45I don't have any sahali from my mother.
26:48She's also heard. But she's heard.
26:52She's angry at you.
26:54She's hungry and she's hungry.
26:57That's why she stays with her.
27:00Go, tell her.
27:02She's not my mother.
27:05She's angry with me.
27:06Then, see how I smile from Puppo.
27:09A little.
27:13It's like you.
27:22How was the first day of the university?
27:25I've asked for my life.
27:28The first day I came to school.
27:31The first day I was in college.
27:33The first day I was in college.
27:36The first day I was in college.
27:38I've never asked anything.
27:40I don't know anything about it.
27:43I've never met her.
27:44I have never met her school.
27:45The first day I was in college.
27:46I remember.
27:48Neelie Frog.
27:49I was in college.
27:50I was in college.
27:51I remember.
27:52Neely Frog.
27:53I was in college.
27:54I was in college.
27:55My father's life was in the house of your father's house.
28:00At the time of graduation, my mother's two sons.
28:07I thought you had to pass M.A. to you.
28:11I'm just scared of learning from further studies.
28:15What will we learn, M.A.?
28:17M.Phil, PhD.
28:21It seems that someone will come to me.
28:25Let's go.
28:32It's a shame to kill women.
28:36So today I'm not going to die.
28:39Then I'll see you.
28:41How do you do M.B.A.?
28:55It's a shame.
28:56We're all going to die.
28:59We're all going to die.
29:00We're all going to die.
29:01I'm trying to tell you how to keep your mind.
29:09But I've told you...
29:13When he knew he was going to kill me, I was going to kill him.
29:21He's going to kill me.
29:22Do you know how to kill him?
29:27Do you know, when I hit you, Benjamin's phone came.
29:37He said that he died.
29:41I said, no.
29:45He didn't listen to me and laugh.
29:48My eyes are still in my eyes.
29:57Your eyes are still in my eyes.
30:11Do you good here?
30:14Put your hands up.
30:15If you say that, you will see power of power, then you have to stop.
30:40You have to stop now.
30:41Please tell me about this story.
30:55Tell me about this story.
30:57This is when you live.
31:00You can't kill your children.
31:11Come and sit with me.
31:16She's gone.
31:20That's why I'm in love marriage.
31:23We're going to have a baby.