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00:30Hey, buddy. Thank you, boss.
00:50Hey, what are you doing?
00:53I don't know about MSPID.
00:56If you know my team, you have kidnapped me.
00:59I don't know about MSPID.
01:01Yes, sir, I'll throw you away from your hands.
01:04Mr. Abhiji, sir, you're going to kill me.
01:07Sir, tell me.
01:10Look, there's a mistake.
01:12My anger is very bad.
01:14But I'll let you go this way.
01:16Stop the car and leave me.
01:19I won't do anything with you.
01:22Hey, buddy.
01:24Please, stop me.
01:26Leave me.
01:27I won't have to leave.
01:29Hey, my mom, I saw a girl's photo.
01:31And I'll reject you like that.
01:34Hey, I'll do it tomorrow, man.
01:36All of the moms are good.
01:39Hey, mom.
01:41Hey, buddy.
01:42Stop it.
01:43Please, man.
01:44I don't have to do anything with you.
01:46I won't do anything with my money.
01:47What will I do?
01:49Aah!
01:52hiring a girlohn facts
01:58You're not going to be in a
02:06term for her.
02:07Pandemic,인데.
02:07When we plot her, it's never to go.
02:10Oh, God.
02:11Oh, God.
02:12That's a granddaughter.
02:15I don't know.
02:45I don't know.
03:15I don't know.
03:45I don't know.
03:47I don't know.
03:49I don't know.
03:51I don't know.
03:53I don't know.
03:55I don't know.
03:57I don't know.
04:01I will meet you.
04:03Tell me.
04:05Doctor Tarika will show you.
04:09And Daya,
04:11where are Shreya?
04:13I will make some pictures.
04:15Okay.
04:17If any girl's photo,
04:19she will give you a wedding.
04:21No, no, no.
04:23Hello, ECB Pradyuman sir.
04:26Welcome to Sayagrand.
04:27I am Latisha.
04:29And I am the manager of this resort.
04:31I feel like you have solved some big case.
04:34Otherwise, where should the PID chill?
04:37Yes.
04:38Sir,
04:39you guys have booked here.
04:41Our whole staff is excited to meet you.
04:45That's very sweet of you.
04:46Our instructor is also.
04:47He has thought of this resort.
04:49It was so good that I thought of this holiday.
04:53I have read your reviews.
04:55They are very good.
04:56I have told you sir.
04:57Thank you so much.
04:58Sir,
04:59we also have a lot of attention for your entertainment.
05:02Daya sir,
05:04your second home is 24 by 7 open here.
05:07Second home?
05:09Pull Lake Whip Gin?
05:10No.
05:11And Abhiji sir,
05:14we know that you like swimming.
05:16That's right.
05:17We have an Olympic-sized swimming pool.
05:20The temperature is controlled.
05:22Riva?
05:23Sir?
05:24And Purvi, ma'am,
05:25I hope that you will take your memory card extra.
05:28Because you will have a clip view here,
05:31sunrise, sunset,
05:33and a lot of things.
05:34Thank you so much.
05:35Amazing.
05:36Riva,
05:37you have been doing great research on us.
05:39I am sure you have planned some surprises for me.
05:41Right?
05:52What?
05:53Sir,
05:54sir,
05:55I haven't done anything.
05:56Sir,
05:57this is Shanks.
05:58Stand-up comedian.
05:59Our contest is in our contest.
06:00How is the contest?
06:01Sir,
06:02this is Shanks.
06:03Stand-up comedian.
06:04Our contest is in our contest.
06:06How is the contest?
06:07Sir,
06:08this is a popular comic event show.
06:11Sir,
06:12this is my art property.
06:16This is Shanks.
06:17This is Shanks.
06:18This is Shanks.
06:19This is Shanks.
06:20Oh,
06:21thank God.
06:22I thought it was finished with holidays.
06:24This is Shanks.
06:25This is Shanks.
06:26This is Shanks.
06:27This is Shanks.
06:28This is Shanks.
06:31This is Shanks.
06:32Hello and welcome to the 5th edition of Love Crown.
06:37As you all know,
06:38this is the most popular and biggest event.
06:42There are comedians who will be smiling
06:46and give their votes.
06:48And this year, whoever will become the winner of your vote,
06:53they will get the check of 50 laps
06:56and get the chance to get the show on TV.
07:02So, let's get ready to laugh,
07:05because now, our first contestant, Ramju Razal.
07:15Hey,
07:16who is he with Raju?
07:19Who is he with Raju?
07:20He is Mohan, the manager of Raju.
07:23Hello everyone, I am your first Raju.
07:28I saw these fans, too.
07:31One time I was at the airport,
07:33a lady came to me and she said,
07:35that I am a very big fan of you.
07:37My son is a very big fan.
07:39I told her,
07:40your son has two months.
07:42She doesn't know her father.
07:43What will I know?
07:45But Madam was on.
07:47I tell her,
07:48this is your face too.
07:51It's your face too.
07:53I want to test DNA.
07:55I told her, Madam,
07:56you have to take a photo with me.
07:58You have to take a photo with me.
08:03So, after Raju Razal's riot,
08:05let's welcome Kavita Kovic.
08:08You have to take a photo with your own.
08:09Come here.
08:11Thank you very much.
08:12The first one you've seen,
08:14and this is Kavita's best performer.
08:16And Raju is her ex-boyfriend.
08:18What work is her ex-boyfriend?
08:19The family with her are here.
08:20What is my ex-boyfriend?
08:21Oh,
08:22the personal relationship is just broken.
08:24But the professional relationship has also maintained.
08:27Now,
08:28she got her manager.
08:29Hello everyone. Everyone has a nickname. Chotu, Gola, Chunnu, my nickname is. Gupta Ji Ki Beti.
08:44And in my house, five Gupta Ji are. And there is no confusion. Who is Gupta Ji? But I am clear to myself, who is my father?
08:53Who is Gupta Ji? I remember that my father was killed in one time. I also took him to kill him.
09:02And then I was convinced that my father is my father. That's why we are the same.
09:09That's why we are the same. That's why we are the same. And so much so loud, I went to the hospital.
09:18So, Gupta Ji was killed and killed him. Now, there is a lot of pressure on the next performance.
09:27So, let's welcome Vikram Vaid.
09:30Please clap once again.
09:35Sir, I am Tanya. She always travels with Vikram.
09:41He travels with Vikram.
09:43So, he is a manager or a girlfriend?
09:46Sir, I am a girlfriend, a manager, an agent. I have no idea.
09:50I have no idea.
09:51I have no idea.
09:53I have no idea.
09:54I have no idea.
09:55I have no idea.
10:07I have no idea.
10:08I have no idea.
10:10I have no idea.
10:15I don't understand anything, brother.
10:17You don't understand anything about your teacher.
10:23Let's welcome Naina Naj.
10:31This who is Naina,
10:33her best friend is Siddhant.
10:35Handsome, right?
10:37Just like you.
10:39Yes, handsome.
10:41In our Hindi horror film,
10:43there is no name.
10:45You hear her name.
10:47Bhootia Bangla.
10:49Dain Havali.
10:51Chudel Bangla.
10:53This man has become a ghost,
10:55on the road, on the road,
10:57or on the train.
10:59His ghost is a shift in Bangla.
11:01This is a fixed dialogue.
11:03In this Havali,
11:05no one has come from 20 years.
11:07Who is giving you?
11:11After this 90 performance,
11:13our last contestant is our last contestant.
11:15Let's welcome Bablu Batur.
11:23What's up guys?
11:25The last performance?
11:27The way it looks like Shanks.
11:29I didn't want to come.
11:31Where is it?
11:33I took it back to the contestant.
11:35I took it back to the contestant.
11:37I took it back to the contestant?
11:39Yes.
11:40He also took it back to the resortant.
11:41Hey guys!
11:43Who came to meet you from?
11:45Hi.
11:46Hello.
11:47Hello.
11:49Hello sir.
11:51Guys,
11:52I've seen the performance of you guys.
11:54I've enjoyed it.
11:55I mean,
11:56it was so inspiring.
11:59Thank you so much.
12:00Sir.
12:01Do you want to stand up comedy?
12:02What?
12:03Yeah.
12:04That...
12:05Actually,
12:06I'm a lot of shock.
12:08But...
12:09I haven't done it yet.
12:10I don't know.
12:11I won't do it.
12:12Come on sir.
12:13The talent is all.
12:14It's all about it.
12:15It's all about it.
12:16What is it?
12:17What is it?
12:18Criminals.
12:19Now,
12:20from CID.
12:21Oh, CID?
12:22Wait, wait.
12:23I've also written a joke on CID.
12:25Irshad.
12:26Suraj is not released.
12:27Don't give up.
12:28Don't give up.
12:29Daya,
12:30what do you think?
12:31Let me open the door.
12:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:36Your joke is also your fault.
12:38It's not as original.
12:39It's not dependent on your fake numbers.
12:41What do you mean?
12:42What do you mean?
12:44I've seen.
12:46You've got 2 million views on your last joke.
12:48Was it your joke's game or
12:50Tania's algorithm?
12:51Shut up!
12:52Shut up!
12:53And if you're going to write such a joke,
12:55then you're going to grow up.
12:57Let's go.
12:58Let's go.
12:59Let's go.
13:00Guys,
13:01I've also remembered a joke on CID.
13:04Listen.
13:05Where we don't understand the difference between CID and Mada,
13:09CID tells us what the rate is on the ground
13:13and what is on the ground.
13:14Tell us how.
13:15How?
13:16Now,
13:17we'll put this on the ground
13:19and we'll do our own comedy.
13:21Hey.
13:22Hey listen.
13:23Nana,
13:24let's go.
13:25You'll be getting your work on some set.
13:26What do you want to say to me
13:28that I try to copy your jokes.
13:30I've said that I don't.
13:31You just believe it.
13:32Shame on you.
13:34You put your match on Nana.
13:35You've not made a wrong joke.
13:36Why won't you come make a joke to me
13:37on both sides?
13:38Why won't I say to you?
13:39Listen, behave yourself, okay?
13:40Guys,
13:41Guys, when will you take care of your work's insecurities?
13:45Come on, save your energy for the next performance.
13:49Guys, we'll go.
13:51We'll see you later, okay?
13:52Okay. Bye, sir.
13:54Bye.
13:58Hey, Aapkuruli.
14:00These people are laughing outside.
14:02They're like inside.
14:03Ankarj, these are artists.
14:07They're like outside, they're like inside.
14:11Oh.
14:13Okay.
14:25It's going to be the rain.
14:31What are you thinking?
14:33You don't miss someone?
14:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:37Yeah, I'm going to miss someone.
14:40I mean...
14:42I mean...
14:43I'm thinking...
14:44that the happiness of happiness...
14:46will they stay?
14:48Huh?
14:49Today?
14:50Today?
14:51Today?
14:52Today?
14:53Today?
14:54When?
14:55When?
14:56I'm not...
14:57I'm not...
14:58I'm not 15 minutes.
14:59We're not alone.
15:00But until now?
15:01Let's go off.
15:02I'll kill you.
15:03Is it?
15:06No water.
15:07No water.
15:08Why?
15:09What do you feel?
15:10Not with water.
15:11Not with water.
15:12You feel great.
15:13Like with the case.
15:14We will take the case and we will take the case.
15:21Sir!
15:22Look at these photos.
15:24You look so nice and happy.
15:26Yes, sir.
15:27But they are always standing.
15:29Yes, this is the thing.
15:30He is standing.
15:31What is it?
15:32Look at these photos.
15:33Look at these photos.
15:34Look at them.
15:35Look at them.
15:36What?
15:37Photographer.
15:38What is it?
15:39Let us take a photo.
15:41Take a photo.
15:42What pose?
15:44Sir!
15:45Sir!
15:46Sir!
15:47Sir!
15:48Sir!
15:49Sir!
15:50Sir!
15:51Sir!
15:52Sir!
15:53Sir!
15:54Sir!
15:55I have prepared a joke.
15:56Sir!
15:57You will hear it.
15:58You will be crazy.
15:59What?
16:00Are you listening to the joke?
16:02Sir!
16:03No, listen to the joke.
16:05What will happen?
16:07Why are you saying this?
16:08Please listen to the joke.
16:09Listen to the joke.
16:10Listen to the joke.
16:11What have you prepared?
16:12Where are you?
16:13Okay.
16:14Stand.
16:15Okay.
16:16Stand.
16:17Well, tell us.
16:19Why can't we hide the CIDs?
16:23Tell us.
16:25Tell us.
16:26Why can't we play?
16:27Why can't we play?
16:28Oh, man.
16:29I'll do the joke first.
16:30Oh, man.
16:31It's a joke, right?
16:32Why can't we leave the hell from the Lord?
16:34Why can't we kill the hell?
16:35Why?
16:36Why can't we play the joke?
16:37Why don't we play the joke?
16:38I'm sorry, sir.
16:39I'm sorry.
16:40I'm also saying this.
16:41Sir!
16:42Sir, Abhijit, Pankaj go RSKARO.
16:45Hey, why, sir?
16:46It's not a bad joke.
16:50Hey.
16:51Sorry, sir.
16:52Yeah, I'm going to say that too.
16:54Sir.
16:55Pankaj, you don't like this from this.
16:58You don't have to worry about it.
17:01Let's go.
17:02Water?
17:03No, sir.
17:04Sir, sir.
17:12It's Mohan.
17:20He's a comedian Raju.
17:25He's dead, sir.
17:26I'm not sure.
17:27Hey, Mohan.
17:29Sir, what happened to my friend?
17:30Pankaj, don't give anyone to me.
17:32Go back.
17:33Go back.
17:34Go back.
17:35Go back.
17:36He died, sir.
17:38Yes, sir.
17:39Oh my God.
17:41Sir, I've seen someone's body like this, sir.
17:44Sir, how are you?
17:46Don't worry.
17:47Be quiet, we'll get out of here.
17:48Now, let's go back.
17:49Please.
17:50Please, go back.
17:51Please.
17:52Please.
17:53Please.
17:54Please.
17:59Look at that.
18:00Blood.
18:01That's Naryl.
18:02That's Naryl.
18:03That's Naryl.
18:04That's Naryl.
18:05That's Naryl.
18:06That's Naryl.
18:07That's Naryl.
18:08That's Naryl.
18:09That's Naryl.
18:10That's Naryl.
18:11That's Naryl.
18:12That's Naryl.
18:13That's Naryl.
18:14That's Naryl.
18:15That's Naryl.
18:16That's Naryl.
18:17That's Naryl.
18:18That's Naryl.
18:19That's Naryl.
18:20That's Naryl.
18:21That's Naryl.
18:22That's Naryl.
18:23Oh
18:53I'm going to take a little bit of a break.
18:54What do you mean?
18:55Listen, behave yourself, okay?
18:57Dr. Tarika, go ahead and go.
18:58Sir.
19:11Do you need to take care of your doctor?
19:13Yes, you're going to take care of yourself.
19:15Yes, you're going to take care of yourself.
19:23Hello, poor B.
19:33Hello, Dr. Tarika.
19:38Where is your body?
19:39That side.
19:40Oh, my God.
19:41How are you doing now?
19:46Okay.
19:48Mm-hmm.
19:50Okay.
19:53Sir, what does this mean?
19:54Okay.
19:55Okay.
19:56Mm-hmm.
19:58Mm-hmm.
19:58Mm-hmm.
19:59Mm-hmm.
20:03Mm-hmm.
34:29Yes, sir. Thank you.
34:59So Mohan has forgotten that he has taken a wrong person with a wrong person.
35:11Mohan, my manager, my friend, is a very bad businessman.
35:15And he is also a bad roommate.
35:17Today, I am because of Mohan.
35:20Today's act is for Mohan.
35:25Recently, I was watching a flat in 2BH.
35:28The name of the property, we take the property.
35:30In the flat, the property owner says that this is 2BH, 4 crore.
35:34This is the kitchen, this is the washroom, this is the hall.
35:36I said, one second.
35:38This is the only one camera.
35:39Which hall and which kitchen?
35:41I will put the roti in the pot.
35:44Thank you so much, guys.
35:45You have been a lovely audience.
35:46Please welcome back your host.
35:47Thank you so much.
35:51So, let's welcome our next contestant, Kavita Komik.
35:55Hello, everyone.
35:58So, people ask me, why do you do comedy?
36:01So, my life is a lockdown.
36:03And when was the biggest comedy with me?
36:06When I heard my mother's name.
36:08And this is the only thing to do.
36:10I mean, this is my life.
36:12My mother's name is Kamles Gutta.
36:14And my father's name is Shuman.
36:16Come on.
36:35She's a lifeless.
36:36Come on, let's go.
36:37Come on, let's go.
36:43Look at me.
36:46Someone has left his hand here.
36:49He gave him the mic with Kavita Komik.
36:53You're a woman who is blackmailed.
36:55It's not the same for her.
36:57But Kavita Komik has left someone.
36:59to get off.
37:00But I got the case, the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who would connect.
37:05That's why he was straight.
37:06Kamal, sir, you were first on the murder of Mohan's murder.
37:12And now, in Kavita's matters, I'm the one who's going to start.
37:19Sir, why would I have to kill him?
37:21I don't have to take him to take him.
37:24Then tell us, what do you have to take him with Kavita?
37:29What connection is it?
37:30What about electric wires connections?
37:33It seems very good.
37:35You have a degree of electrical engineering.
37:38Mohan has been researching you.
37:40What was this?
37:42Sir, I've been doing engineering.
37:45Why? It can't happen.
37:47When I'm talking about this,
37:50I'll tell you.
37:52If you have a question,
37:54go ahead and learn from Bublou.
37:56Bublou banter.
37:57Yes.
37:58I was thinking about it.
38:00What will I do?
38:01But now it's happening.
38:03What's happening?
38:04Sir,
38:05Mohan has released Bublou
38:06from a TV show
38:08and gave him a show to Raju.
38:10So it can happen.
38:11He's doing all this.
38:12Sir,
38:13you don't eat his own nature.
38:15It's behind him.
38:17It's the devil's teeth.
38:19Yes,
38:20yes,
38:21Yes,
38:22yes.
38:23What's happening?
38:24Yes,
38:25yes,
38:26yes.
38:27Yes,
38:28Yes,
38:29yes.
38:30How are you?
38:31Yes.
38:32Yes,
38:33is the way.
38:34You need to be quiet.
38:35Yes, I see.
38:38Can I tell you something, Vijayt?
38:43Yes, did you say it?
38:46Now, maybe Kavitha's connection is not from Mohan's murder.
38:51Maybe he has seen something like that you don't want to open.
38:58Can it happen?
39:00Yes, it can happen.
39:04Actually,
39:10I also wanted to say something to you.
39:14Yes, say it.
39:22I know that
39:25I feel like you are...
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