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#Kapil shadi k hawaly se bahut khubsurat andaz ma manzar kashi kar rehe hein ap hansi nahi rook payen gy

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00:00When you had a relationship in the old times,

00:02a girl didn't see one another.

00:04I remember, my grandfather told me,

00:06when he was a relationship,

00:08he was working on the farm.

00:10He told me,

00:12he told me,

00:14that his father gave you a divorce.

00:16He had a divorce in three months,

00:18he had a divorce in half an hour.

00:20Then, when he married,

00:22he took a divorce in the summer night,

00:24and the mood was bad.

00:26He got a mouth in the inside.

00:30He opened the suspensions.

00:32His father had so bad mood,

00:34that he cut his mouth quickly,

00:36and now he's going to be bad.

00:38Now, he's going to be bad.

00:40He's going to be bad.

00:42He's going to be bad.

00:44Today, he changed the mood.

00:46Today, he's going to be related to the internet,

00:48and he's going to be related to the mobile.

00:50I had a friend, his wrong number.

00:52The girl also got married to him,

00:54and he's been married to him.

00:56Now, he's been living 24 hours.

00:58I said,

01:00I said,

01:02I said,

01:04I said,

01:06I said,

01:08I said,

01:10I gave a connection to anyone.

01:12I said,

01:14I said,

01:16I said,

01:18I said,

01:20I'll kill him.

01:22I said,

01:24I'll kill him.

01:26So,

01:28I'll kill him.

01:30I said,

01:32I said,

01:34I'll kill him.

01:36I said,

01:38I said,

01:40Why are you talking to me again?

01:42You have to adjust for 2-4 days.

01:46Actually, my engagement was a week before.

01:48A week before?

01:49Yeah.

01:50So, what was so fast? The girls were dying.

01:54The girls were dead in the world.

01:57What do you do, your parents?

01:59They work in the call center.

02:01Very good. What do you do?

02:02I work in the same way in the call center.

02:04In that call center?

02:05Yeah.

02:06Now, tell me, I'll call this call center.

02:08Why don't you get a connection?

02:09Why don't you get a connection?

02:15Lovey-dovey.

02:16Lovey-dovey.

02:17Lovey-dovey.

02:18How many children do you want?

02:20One.

02:21One.

02:22One.

02:23As much as you are, I think one is more.

02:31When you have a relationship,

02:32you have a marriage parlor involved in the beach.

02:35Or a pundit.

02:36Or a partner.

02:37Of course.

02:38But when my relationship happened,

02:39I was involved in my relationship.

02:40I was involved in my relationship.

02:42I had to understand that I was going to have a quarrel.

02:45What are you doing?

02:46Maybe you don't forget

02:47that our marriage was your mother.

02:50That was also a quarrel.

02:51Who was the bank manager?

02:52One.

02:53One.

02:54One.

02:55One.

02:56That was a six-minute napkin.

02:57One.

02:58One.

02:59Two.

03:00One.

03:01Two.

03:02One.

03:03Two.

03:04One.

03:05Two.

03:06One.

03:07For 6 hours after marriage, I started to show you everything.

03:10And after marriage and marriage, the gap of 6 months,

03:13you didn't see anything?

03:15Brother, see.

03:16Brother?

03:17Who's brother?

03:18Who's brother?

03:19Who's brother?

03:20You don't have to say, you don't have to say, brother.

03:22You don't have to say anything.

03:25When a man goes to eat food,

03:27he doesn't see the milk,

03:28or he doesn't see the milk.

03:29He doesn't see anything.

03:31He doesn't see anything.

03:32Hello, you know,

03:34I didn't have milk in my house.

03:36So, my father gave you a milk in the marriage,

03:38so that his son would be a good one.

03:40Yes, yes, yes.

03:41He gave a milk.

03:42He didn't give a milk.

03:43He gave a milk.

03:49And who's milk?

03:50I'll tell you.

03:51He gave a milk.

03:53He gave a milk.

03:54He gave a milk.

03:56He gave a milk.

03:57He drank two liters.

04:02You know,

04:03I'm so hungry.

04:04I'm not hungry.

04:05I'll never marry you.

04:06No, no, no, no, no.

04:10Our hungry.

04:11We have a relationship with his father's husband.

04:13We have a partnership.

04:17I gave a suit for a wedding.

04:18I went out and went out.

04:20And the shopkeeper took me.

04:22So, brother, he gave me a house.

04:24I went out and went out.

04:26And you told me,

04:27brother,

04:28I haven't taken anyone here.

04:29I put a hat in the room.

04:30I put a hat in the room.

04:31And threw a suit and threw a suit.

04:32And threw a suit on his head.

04:33I killed him.

04:34I killed him.

04:35I killed him.

04:40That's enough.

04:41Enough.

04:42Either you will live or I will live.

04:44Yes.

04:45Okay,

04:46then I will live.

04:48Okay.

04:50I will live too.

04:54If the relationship is a good one,

04:55then everything is all.

04:58Every place has a relationship.

04:59It's just my relationship.

05:00I think that relationship is one way.

05:02I will put it on the table.

05:03I will put it on the table.

05:04I will put it on the table.

05:06You will pay me 4% discount.

05:08Let's have a look at the BUA.

05:09The BUA's outlook,

05:10let's not think about it.

05:12Does it hear it?

05:13The old bungalow doesn't buy anyone

05:15no money.

05:16the الذي gets down

05:17he wants to pay for Jack's money.

05:18In the toilet,

05:19the money is nice of his bungalow.

05:20Like the toilet,

05:22the deal of bungalow.

05:28Hey, who left this Shenzher?

05:30I left it.

05:31The outside was very bad.

05:32I left it at my house.

05:33I left it only.

05:36Open the side,

05:37You have to wear your underwear.

05:41Your mind is broken.

05:43Where is the barf?

05:44They are in the fridge.

05:48Leave it to the house.

05:51I don't like my job.

05:53Why do you like it?

05:54I like my marriage.

05:57I've eaten my mouth.

05:59I've eaten my mouth.

06:00Like a big tea.

06:02Look at this.

06:07Why do you think you don't have money?

06:09I don't know.

06:10After nine days of the night,

06:11your mouth feels good.

06:16I don't have two bags.

06:17No other woman feels good.

06:19This is my brother.

06:22This is me tomorrow.

06:24If I drink one beer,

06:26your mouth feels good.

06:28I'm talking about one beer.

06:30If I drink one beer,

06:31you feel good.

06:35And that's the same.

06:37Why would someone do a marriage with me?

06:39Tell me about it.

06:40Huh?

06:41Those girls who make their husband

06:42make their husband

06:43make their husband

06:44so they can't do a marriage with their husband.

06:46Huh?

06:49Do you want to ask me?

06:53Today, the girls need a puppy.

06:55A doggy.

06:56A little bit.

06:57It's full of joy.

06:58This is my joy.

07:00However,

07:01the dog has given me the offer

07:02I've never seen you.

07:03When did you get a puppy?

07:08In my house,

07:09it's a puppy.

07:10It's a dog.

07:11It's a dog.

07:12You don't love me with it.

07:13Okay.

07:14Tomorrow,

07:15you'll have a blood in your mouth.

07:18I'm doing it.

07:20I'll give you a wedding too.

07:21I'll give you a wedding too.

07:22I'll give you a wedding too.

07:23I'll give you a wedding too.

07:25No more.

07:27You'll be like a king.

07:28I'll give you a wedding too.

07:33I'm talking about this.

07:36How will it happen?

07:37There's no difference between the girls.

07:38It's the same.

07:39But it's the same girl.

07:40And I don't know a girl.

07:41So do it with any of her?

07:42I'll give you a wedding too.

07:47Is that mine?

07:48What do you know?

07:49I'm single now.

07:50I'm not married yet.

07:51Otherwise,

07:52the guy who's husband's brother

07:54I have so many lines

07:55as he gets to know

07:56that he's also smart.

07:57He left me.

07:58He left me to see him.

07:59Didupadji.

08:02Which guy's husband's husband?

08:04I've never seen.

08:07He's wearing a brown shirt.

08:10He's wearing a Aussie.

08:11I've got a bottle,

08:12it's a bottle.

08:13No, no, no.

08:14He's not a husband's husband.

08:17I told him,

08:18I haven't seen him.

08:20How's he?

08:22That one?

08:25Hey, hey, hey.

08:27This big, big eye.

08:30What are you talking about?

08:31Long, long hair.

08:33What?

08:34A girl's face.

08:37It's a big, big hair.

08:39What are you talking about?

08:41Two children's mother.

08:42Get your hands up.

08:44How big are you?

08:46Are you married with two children's mother?

08:49Do you know that after marriage,

08:51I don't give a baby for the honeymoon.

08:53That's why I told you,

08:54children.

08:59You're a man.

09:00Will you marry a baby?

09:02Where are you?

09:03I won't leave here.

09:05I'll leave my friend.

09:08My friend, listen to me.

09:11My friend took a new car.

09:14He didn't have a parking place.

09:16He was parked in the garage.

09:18After 3 days,

09:19the car was 2,000 km.

09:25We don't have to worry about you.

09:28Where are you?

09:29Now tell me, baby.

09:30It's been a wedding.

09:32Yeah.

09:35Because now,

09:36I'm watching Pinky's wedding ad.

09:39And this time,

09:40I gave an ad.

09:41I wrote it down.

09:43Don't go to the photo.

09:45You're a hot, fresh and sexy girl.

09:47Look,

09:48there will be more tenders

09:49to my daughter's wedding.

09:51And I'm watching,

09:52praying for my daughter's wedding.

09:55Why do I pray?

09:56What do I pray for?

09:57Well,

09:58you know,

09:59the people in prayer,

10:00He knows,

10:01I'll accept it

10:02soon.

10:03Let's meet again.

10:04What are you doing?

10:06He will pray!

10:07He will pray for the wedding ad.

10:08I'll give you a wedding.

10:09I know,

10:10Sidhu Paj.

10:11I won't get a wedding.

10:12I won't get a wedding ad.

10:13I won't get a wedding ad.

10:14I won't get a wedding ad.

10:15Oh my God!

10:16My son!

10:17You're talking about my baby's wedding and you're talking about your wedding?

10:20What did you do?

10:21I've been five years old when you're coming to this house.

10:24It hasn't happened yet.

10:25I'm going to tell you something.

10:27Give me an exchange offer for you to take a washing machine.

10:33Forgive me.

10:35But the washing machine doesn't look like my baby.

10:39You've never seen the washing machine.

10:41You've got a lot of fun.

10:43But I'm thinking of my baby's wedding.

10:48She's not married, Sidhu.

10:50She's married.

10:51She's not married because she doesn't have to believe.

10:53She's not old.

10:54So she's asking her to give her a living.

10:55She's 15 minutes.

10:58The other girls do two years later.

11:00She's divided by two.

11:02What?

11:03You're not coming.

11:05You're doing the insult?

11:06You're coming to the house.

11:08Sidhu, I'm going to take a nap for 2, so you can take a nap.

11:11I'll give you 50 rupees, then I'll tell you what I'll tell you.

11:17I'm going to take a nap.

11:18You're not coming.

11:20You're taking money from my baby.

11:22Where do I take money from?

11:23I'm going to take 73,000 rupees.

11:26Hey, Lord.

11:28Hey, Lord.

11:30Look, sir.

11:32You're coming.

11:33You're coming.

11:34I've given you 500 rupees.

11:36You're coming.

11:37You're coming.

11:38How many?

11:39I've seen him, tried a woman.

11:40Who's going to do this home?

11:42Whatever I want.

11:43Who's going to be, I'm not going to be the relationship with me.

11:46What are you yelling at Dr. Michael's time?

11:48Let's go, let's go.

11:49Let's go.

11:50You're going to get tea?

11:51Yes.

11:52I need so much tea that the girls,

11:54they come to see the marriage for them,

11:55they'll come to check that they'll come to know.

11:56Good morning.

11:57Good morning.

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