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00:00:00If you have any questions, please check out the comments below.
00:00:30I don't know.
00:02:00Lights.
00:02:06Okay, okay, everyone.
00:02:08I think we've seen enough to get a sense of what
00:02:09director Buntal Erickson is trying
00:02:12to do with his
00:02:14commentary on human
00:02:16destiny, despite the fact that it
00:02:17ate my tape. Yeah?
00:02:20I read that this film was
00:02:22an homage to Herman Hesse's Steppenwolf.
00:02:25Yeah, no.
00:02:26But the magic
00:02:28theater, Ermina
00:02:30Wolf of the Steps? I get it.
00:02:32You read Steppenwolf. It's great, but
00:02:34no. Have you read it?
00:02:37Mostly.
00:02:40But that's
00:02:42not what's important. What's important is that
00:02:44well, it's late and we should probably
00:02:46call it a night. So thank you, everyone.
00:02:48What about the reading?
00:02:50And please do the reading.
00:02:51What pages?
00:02:52Any pages.
00:02:53But not Steppenwolf.
00:02:55Thank you, everyone, and good night.
00:02:57Peter, Peter,
00:03:05I gotta talk to you.
00:03:07Where are your clothes?
00:03:11Jesus Christ,
00:03:12do.
00:03:12Peter,
00:03:13I need to download to someone
00:03:16who doesn't think I'm crazy.
00:03:17It's too late. I think you're crazy.
00:03:20Five minutes.
00:03:22Okay, but let's get you
00:03:24some clothes.
00:03:25Fine.
00:03:31Oh, thanks.
00:03:32I needed a drink.
00:03:34Uh, yeah.
00:03:35Uh, what are we drinking?
00:03:36Uh, seems a little rich for our blood.
00:03:39Koundé Reserve.
00:03:40It's
00:03:41the best in town.
00:03:42It's pretty much the only thing I drink these days.
00:03:46It's just
00:03:46this
00:03:47research project the Dean's got me on.
00:03:50It's
00:03:50changing me, Peter.
00:03:53Hey, why do you get to do a research project
00:03:56and I've got to teach night school?
00:03:58Because I'm
00:03:58head of the parapsychology department,
00:04:01the most reputable in the nation.
00:04:02Yeah, only one in the nation.
00:04:04That's why,
00:04:05trust me,
00:04:06you don't want this.
00:04:08The Dean found some
00:04:09rich eccentric
00:04:10who's into some
00:04:11really weird shit.
00:04:15Like what?
00:04:15What do you know about
00:04:18Teutonic mythopoetics?
00:04:20Uh, folklore,
00:04:22fairy tales,
00:04:23um,
00:04:24German literature,
00:04:25Wagner,
00:04:26Steppenwolf.
00:04:27Ah!
00:04:27Why is that a thing now?
00:04:29You read it?
00:04:30Steppenwolf?
00:04:30No.
00:04:31But you get the central metaphor, right?
00:04:33The wolf of the steps and everything?
00:04:35Sure.
00:04:36What if the inner wolf,
00:04:38the inner beast,
00:04:39the young Ian's shadow
00:04:41was not just psychological,
00:04:42but physical?
00:04:44What if there were some
00:04:45alchemical means of
00:04:47awakening some
00:04:48atavistic shit
00:04:49embedded in our genome?
00:04:52Check, please.
00:04:53Come on.
00:04:55Dude,
00:04:55you sound like a crazy person.
00:04:56What do you know from crazy?
00:04:58Could be genius.
00:04:58Trust me,
00:05:00I know crazy.
00:05:02Oh, right.
00:05:03Right.
00:05:03Sorry,
00:05:04Julia.
00:05:06No, I'm done.
00:05:07Is she still in?
00:05:07Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:05:08Yes, she's still in the loony bin.
00:05:09My wife is still in the loony bin,
00:05:11and that's where I'm going next.
00:05:12So if you want a ride,
00:05:13I could drop you off.
00:05:14You could check in,
00:05:14she could check out,
00:05:15and maybe we'll save some money.
00:05:16Can't help you there, man.
00:05:19I've gone too far, Peter.
00:05:22I should have stopped,
00:05:24and I didn't,
00:05:26and now
00:05:27I need you to do something for me.
00:05:33I need you
00:05:34to destroy
00:05:36all my research
00:05:37if
00:05:38I turn up dead.
00:05:39I don't think the dean
00:05:40would like it
00:05:41if I destroyed your research.
00:05:42Just promise me
00:05:43if something happens.
00:05:45You know,
00:05:46Stu,
00:05:47all of this
00:05:48stuff,
00:05:48it's in your head.
00:05:50No, Peter.
00:05:51It's in my blood.
00:05:54I know what I have to do.
00:05:57Quit drinking.
00:06:07If only you knew.
00:06:11Thanks for everything, Peter.
00:06:14Best to Julia.
00:06:16Let's go.
00:06:20Let's go.
00:06:22She's got a shark in your head.
00:06:24She's got a shark on her head.
00:06:26...
00:06:26...
00:06:31...
00:06:32...
00:06:32Dr. Bender, to the Metro Board, please, Dr. Bender.
00:07:02Dr. Bender.
00:07:32Dr. Bender.
00:07:34Do you hear the wolf?
00:07:37Wolf?
00:07:38The wolf tone.
00:07:40It's either the major sixth or seventh above the open G.
00:07:44Fuck.
00:07:48Hey, hey.
00:07:50Can you bring me some wolf tone eliminators?
00:07:52Yeah.
00:07:54Dude, have you been drinking?
00:07:58No.
00:07:59I can smell it on your breath.
00:08:04I'm self-medicating.
00:08:06Our insurance only covers one of us being here, so I improvised.
00:08:10Makes me sad, thinking about you drinking alone.
00:08:16Oh, but I wasn't alone.
00:08:19I was with Stuart Silliman.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:25How's Stu?
00:08:26Oh, he's crazy as shit.
00:08:28He wants me to destroy all of his work, so I'm thinking, like, bonfire or something.
00:08:32You know, Brahms burned a bunch of his own fugues, and for that, we're eternally grateful.
00:08:38I don't think Stuart's work merits that kind of attention.
00:08:41Well, he is the head of the parapsychology department.
00:08:46Best one in the nation.
00:08:48Only one in the nation.
00:08:49You know, you could be head of your department if you ever published anything.
00:09:00I've published, Jules.
00:09:01I've published, and I've published, and I've published.
00:09:03Okay.
00:09:04Okay.
00:09:04Did, um, did Stu ask about me?
00:09:12Yeah, he asked about you.
00:09:15Everyone asks about you.
00:09:17Especially the insurance company.
00:09:27Silver.
00:09:30Silver what?
00:09:31Wolf Tone Eliminators.
00:09:32Don't go cheap on me.
00:09:34Silver, Peter.
00:09:38Silver.
00:09:39Got it.
00:09:39Silver.
00:10:04Which brings us to the duality of human nature.
00:10:20The civilized society part of ourselves versus the id-dominated bestial side, which we see in much of Until Erickson's oeuvre.
00:10:29Kelly.
00:10:30Keeley.
00:10:31Keeley.
00:10:31Keeley, sorry.
00:10:32Well, why does it have to be a duality?
00:10:34Isn't it more of a spectrum?
00:10:37This is cinema 311.
00:10:40Classic themes in Scandinavian exploitation films of the 1970s.
00:10:44People take this class to watch crappy movies and play with their phone.
00:10:48Am I right?
00:10:49Anyone?
00:10:50Bueller?
00:10:51Keeley?
00:10:52I'm just saying that there's a spectrum between the civilized and bestial sides of human nature.
00:10:58Just as there's a spectrum between the good and the evil.
00:11:00Says the student who took the class pass-fail, which I will remind you is a duality, not a spectrum.
00:11:07One to keep in mind as we try to mitigate interruptions in class.
00:11:10For Christ's sakes, this is an undergraduate class.
00:11:13Can't we just keep things simple?
00:11:14You mean condescending?
00:11:16Actually, that's next semester.
00:11:18Questions?
00:11:29What'd I say this time?
00:11:30It's not what you said, per se, but that you violated the student's right to academic privacy
00:11:37by revealing how they elected to be graded.
00:11:39Everybody takes this class pass-fail.
00:11:41That's not a secret.
00:11:43Make it sound like I broke the law or something.
00:11:44Oh, you did, Pete.
00:11:45The Educational Rights and Privacy Act.
00:11:48Okay, fortunately, the student who registered the complaint is not pressing charges.
00:11:52Great.
00:11:53But we're not here to discuss your shockingly poor judgment, Pete.
00:11:57It's Stu Solomon.
00:12:03He's dead.
00:12:06What?
00:12:08I just saw him.
00:12:09It was...
00:12:10He was hit by a car last night.
00:12:13Apparently, he just jumped right in front of it.
00:12:16He was naked, if that means anything to you?
00:12:18Ah, Stu.
00:12:19Again?
00:12:20She's...
00:12:20Obviously, we'll leave the nudity out of the official notice, but, um...
00:12:25That brings me to a bit of a writing assignment.
00:12:29Oh, no.
00:12:30No, no.
00:12:31You can't ask me to write his obituary.
00:12:32I...
00:12:33What?
00:12:33No.
00:12:34He has one in his employee file.
00:12:36Okay, so this next part is kind of confidential, all right?
00:12:41Stu is working on a special project for one of our new donors, Conrad Bison.
00:12:47Have you heard of him?
00:12:48No, but Stu did mention the project.
00:12:50Oh.
00:12:51He did, did he?
00:12:52Okay.
00:12:53So much for confidential.
00:12:55Um, so I guess you have a sense of where this is going, then?
00:12:58Yeah, yeah.
00:13:00You know, my work and Stu's work are totally different, right?
00:13:03Are they, though?
00:13:05I mean...
00:13:05Yeah!
00:13:06Yeah, I...
00:13:07I teach film no one wants to watch.
00:13:09I'm not a parapsychologist.
00:13:10I don't even believe in that shit.
00:13:12Well, neither do I, Pete.
00:13:13But I do believe in Conrad Bison's recent and sizable contribution to the most reputable
00:13:19parapsychology department in the nation.
00:13:23The point is, the university has a commitment to continue the research.
00:13:28And not go out of business.
00:13:30Yeah?
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:33Publish or perish, Pete.
00:13:35You haven't written anything longer than a tweet in five years.
00:13:39Maddie, I can't...
00:13:40You can't what?
00:13:41You can't honor your friend's legacy by completing his work?
00:13:46No, I can't believe he's dead, Maddie.
00:13:50Okay.
00:13:51Well, think of it this way, Pete.
00:13:53We can't save Stu.
00:13:55But we can save the college.
00:13:58Hmm?
00:14:00Out, please.
00:14:06Good day.
00:14:11You, uh, ever try to be a better friend?
00:14:16Nope.
00:14:18Neither did I.
00:14:26To Stu.
00:14:31Are you hit by a car?
00:14:32Naked?
00:14:33It's actually kind of banal for Stu.
00:14:41How about you're drunk?
00:14:44If it gets me a pass, yes.
00:14:46That's why I'm drunk.
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:48Please tell me you didn't drive.
00:14:50No, I did the, uh...
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:52Pete, Pete, you can't stay here.
00:15:10It's not a hotel.
00:15:11All right.
00:15:14I can actually afford a hotel.
00:15:15Speaking of which,
00:15:19You know, the dean offered me Stu's project.
00:15:24Did you know Stu wrote his own obituary?
00:15:27Yeah, we all did.
00:15:29The dean asked all the notable staff to write one.
00:15:33Does it pay more?
00:15:37Doesn't matter.
00:15:37I turned it down.
00:15:38Jules?
00:15:50Jules.
00:15:52I'm sorry about Stu.
00:15:57I know.
00:16:01I know.
00:16:08Late night visit?
00:16:16Yeah, I had to deliver some bad news.
00:16:19Aw, I see.
00:16:21I'm afraid I have some bad news, too.
00:16:23This is difficult,
00:16:24but your bill has grown very large
00:16:27and very overdue.
00:16:29You're aware of that, I hope?
00:16:31I am aware of that, yes,
00:16:32and I'm doing everything I can
00:16:34to straighten it out ASAP.
00:16:36I'm having a bit of a war
00:16:37with the insurance company.
00:16:39I appreciate that,
00:16:40but in the eventuality
00:16:41that you can't straighten things out ASAP,
00:16:44you should probably consider other arrangements,
00:16:47especially since we both know
00:16:48your insurance doesn't cover this kind of care.
00:16:52Okay, I just want her to get better.
00:16:55We all want that,
00:16:58but we need the room
00:17:01for patients who can afford it.
00:17:06Stuart Orson Solomon.
00:17:17Stu.
00:17:20Stu lived his life
00:17:21in the pursuit of knowledge.
00:17:24He was a scholar
00:17:24with a poet's heart
00:17:26and an artist's eye.
00:17:29And he took tremendous pleasure
00:17:32in not only acquiring wisdom,
00:17:35but sharing it
00:17:36with friends,
00:17:38with colleagues,
00:17:40but above all,
00:17:42his students.
00:17:45Stu never ceased
00:17:46seeking answers
00:17:47to questions of the profound
00:17:49and the timeless.
00:17:51And now,
00:17:53now we bid farewell
00:17:55to this searcher
00:17:57of arcane knowledge,
00:17:59this traveler
00:18:01of different realms.
00:18:03You will be missed,
00:18:05my wizard friend.
00:18:07So Julia couldn't make it.
00:18:18Nah, she wasn't up for it.
00:18:21Understandable.
00:18:22But she did,
00:18:23in a way,
00:18:24convince me
00:18:24to take Stu's project.
00:18:26Ooh,
00:18:26this pleases me,
00:18:27Peter,
00:18:28very much.
00:18:29You're definitely
00:18:30doing right by Stu.
00:18:32In the college.
00:18:34Your career,
00:18:35obviously.
00:18:36Also me.
00:18:37And the bonus.
00:18:39Sure.
00:18:41So,
00:18:42listen,
00:18:42some ground rules.
00:18:44Under no circumstances
00:18:45can you talk about
00:18:46this project
00:18:47to anyone.
00:18:48Okay,
00:18:49no,
00:18:49not even Julia.
00:18:50No one.
00:18:52What is it,
00:18:53some top secret
00:18:53government shit?
00:18:54Ah,
00:18:55I'd kill for some
00:18:56top secret government shit.
00:18:58No,
00:18:58this is
00:18:59eccentric weirdo shit
00:19:00of the highest order.
00:19:02But the money,
00:19:03Pete,
00:19:03the money.
00:19:04So we're not
00:19:04concerned about
00:19:05ethics or anything?
00:19:08Oh,
00:19:09so here's a copy
00:19:10of Stu's office key.
00:19:11I want you to go in there.
00:19:12No one's been in there
00:19:13since.
00:19:14I want you to go in,
00:19:16pick up the pieces,
00:19:17produce something cogent
00:19:19that dear Mr. Conrad Bison
00:19:21can just
00:19:21sink his teeth into.
00:19:23You know it's gonna be
00:19:24total bullshit, right?
00:19:26Yeah,
00:19:26it was Stuart's
00:19:27magnum opus.
00:19:29What else can it be?
00:19:32What,
00:19:32Pete?
00:19:33You know,
00:19:34for a dean of a university,
00:19:35you've got a pretty cynical
00:19:36view back of EMEA.
00:19:38Hey,
00:19:38listen,
00:19:39do you have a job
00:19:41and you want to keep
00:19:42your job?
00:19:43Guess what,
00:19:43so do I.
00:19:45This is just what
00:19:45we have to do now.
00:19:46I can't afford
00:19:48art for art's sake,
00:19:49you know?
00:19:50I hate to break it
00:19:51to you,
00:19:51Pete,
00:19:52but we lost
00:19:53the culture war.
00:19:55We lost.
00:19:56Well,
00:19:57you put it that way,
00:19:57I get it.
00:19:58Good man.
00:20:00Also,
00:20:00you're gonna have
00:20:00to meet him,
00:20:01Bison.
00:20:02He's throwing
00:20:03a dinner party
00:20:03end of the week.
00:20:05Can Julia cameo?
00:20:06Probably not.
00:20:08Shame.
00:20:08You're so much more
00:20:09credible with her.
00:20:11Hey,
00:20:12if Stu can pass,
00:20:13I can pass.
00:20:15Stu is a believer,
00:20:17okay?
00:20:17It makes all the
00:20:18difference with these guys,
00:20:19you know,
00:20:19they can smell it.
00:20:20I can believe.
00:20:22Can you smell like it?
00:20:23Christ, Stu.
00:20:41What happened here?
00:20:48Hey,
00:20:48where is it?
00:20:49Where's your research,
00:20:53Stu?
00:20:55Come on,
00:20:56give me something.
00:20:57Give me something.
00:21:03Well,
00:21:03that's something.
00:21:09To you,
00:21:09Stu.
00:21:11You've got me
00:21:12into it.
00:21:12Where is it?
00:21:37Where's the research, Stu?
00:21:38Where is it?
00:21:38Where is the research, Stu?
00:21:40Fucking course.
00:21:55All right,
00:21:55talk to me, Stu.
00:21:58Tell me all about it.
00:22:02For madmen only.
00:22:03It's World War II,
00:22:09and late in the game.
00:22:12The Germans have learned
00:22:13that the Soviets
00:22:13have been experimenting
00:22:15with creating
00:22:15an eight-human-hybrid army.
00:22:19Not to be outdone,
00:22:21Hitler leans back
00:22:22on some old
00:22:23Germanic folklore.
00:22:25That's right, kids.
00:22:27He wants to make
00:22:28a vanful!
00:22:29But how?
00:22:33Black fucking magic
00:22:35is how.
00:22:36These guys don't give a shit
00:22:37about messing
00:22:38with the dark side.
00:22:40They are
00:22:41the dark side.
00:22:44Herbals assigns
00:22:45a crack team
00:22:46of occultists
00:22:47and anthropologists
00:22:49to track down
00:22:50folktales,
00:22:51spells,
00:22:52and satanic
00:22:53incantations
00:22:54to bring this
00:22:55evil vision
00:22:57to life.
00:22:58And thus
00:22:59was born
00:23:00der Wolfsmann-Truppe.
00:23:04Were the rumors
00:23:05real?
00:23:07Did they perform
00:23:08ghastly experiments
00:23:09that affronted
00:23:10nature at its very core?
00:23:13Or was it just
00:23:14propaganda?
00:23:18Anyone?
00:23:21Kelly?
00:23:23It's Keeley.
00:23:25Oh, sorry.
00:23:25Keeley!
00:23:28Their Wolfsmann-Truppe
00:23:29was real
00:23:29and
00:23:30Garibals was
00:23:31an astute enough
00:23:31propagandist
00:23:32to simultaneously
00:23:33leverage the fear
00:23:34of a Wolfsmann-Soldier
00:23:35while protecting
00:23:36the intelligence
00:23:37necessary to create one.
00:23:39Thus,
00:23:39he could effectively
00:23:40have his strudel
00:23:41and eat it too.
00:23:44And before his suicide,
00:23:46Garibals instructs
00:23:48his chief
00:23:48cryptographer
00:23:49to encode
00:23:50this knowledge
00:23:51into a cipher,
00:23:53the key to which
00:23:54lies within Hermann Hesse's book
00:23:56within a book,
00:23:58Treatise on the Steppenwolf,
00:24:00which appeared
00:24:00with a nearly
00:24:01imperceptible typo
00:24:03in Der Steppenwolf,
00:24:06the first edition.
00:24:09Published by
00:24:10Gunstiger Universitätsbücher
00:24:12in 1927.
00:24:15I cracked the code,
00:24:16Peter,
00:24:17a recipe
00:24:18to a forbidden elixir,
00:24:21which I synthesized
00:24:24and stored
00:24:25in my desk drawer.
00:24:27Under no circumstances
00:24:29should anyone ever drink
00:24:31the contents of this bottle.
00:24:33What?
00:24:33Lest what happened to me
00:24:36happened to them!
00:24:45The Lord!
00:24:46The Lord!
00:25:00The Lord!
00:25:08The Lord!
00:25:11The Lord!
00:25:12You were found passed out in an office.
00:25:19Recall anything?
00:25:21I, uh, drank some bad wine.
00:25:25Wasn't wine.
00:25:27We pumped your stomach out and, well, we do a toxicology report, but, uh, your insurance.
00:25:36When's the last time you had a GGT?
00:25:38Gamma-glutamyl transferase.
00:25:42Ah, bad.
00:25:45A full liver function screen.
00:25:47I'm afraid of needles, so...
00:25:49You know what's scarier?
00:25:50No.
00:25:51Cirrhosis.
00:25:53Eventually everything catches up with us, Peter.
00:25:56Particularly our lifestyle choices.
00:25:59Well, I didn't know I had a choice.
00:26:01Or a lifestyle.
00:26:03A colleague of mine had a patient.
00:26:06Middle-aged man.
00:26:07This guy loved fly fishing.
00:26:10He lost me, Doc.
00:26:11Ballroom dancing.
00:26:12Sure.
00:26:13But it became clear that the more he danced, the more he incurred fibrosis of the liver.
00:26:20See what you did there, Doc.
00:26:23Prevention is painless, Peter.
00:26:25Well, I'll, uh, I'll back up on the dancing.
00:26:39I'll see you next time.
00:26:40I'll see you next time.
00:26:41I'll see you next time.
00:26:42Bye-bye.
00:26:43Bye-bye.
00:26:43Bye-bye.
00:26:44Bye-bye.
00:26:44Bye-bye.
00:26:44Bye-bye.
00:26:44Bye-bye.
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00:27:30Lighten home with Steve Jackson on the drive.
00:27:41Now, a cello, one of my favorite instruments.
00:27:45And by the way, this is called in Italian, this is a corner cello.
00:27:51Because it looks just like a cello, doesn't it?
00:27:54No, I don't know.
00:27:55But anyway, Julia, welcome.
00:27:58It's a pleasure to see you and I can't wait to hear you.
00:28:02So, Julia, you're a cellist and you're talented and you're lovely and you're also double-jointed.
00:28:12Yes.
00:28:12Wow.
00:28:13Are you really double-jointed?
00:28:15I am.
00:28:15You want to see?
00:28:16I don't know anyone that's totally double-jointed.
00:28:18Oh, my God.
00:28:20Some crazy...
00:28:21Whoa!
00:28:21My fingers do some crazy stuff.
00:28:23And there's nary a note that can get by me.
00:28:26Try as they might.
00:28:27It looks so cool.
00:28:28All right, Julia is going to perform for us right here on the drive.
00:28:33Tell us what piece you're going to perform.
00:28:34Well, this piece is a favorite of my husband's, I think.
00:28:41It was composed to make the madness of living with a musician more palatable.
00:28:47I can relate.
00:28:49And so can all my ex-wives.
00:28:53Having been a drummer for 45 years, yeah.
00:28:55Nice.
00:28:55And I'm not double-jointed anywhere.
00:28:59Maybe that's the problem.
00:29:25I'm not double-jointed.
00:29:55What are you doing?
00:29:58I came to see you.
00:29:59I'm rehearsing.
00:30:01The front door's locked.
00:30:03What light from yonder window breaks?
00:30:05Yeah, literally.
00:30:08You're going to wake everybody up.
00:30:11We're already awake.
00:30:12Either climb up or shut up.
00:30:14Sorry.
00:30:18Peter, what are you doing?
00:30:21You're going to break your neck.
00:30:23Jesus, we can't both be in the hospital.
00:30:28Besides, the hospital's my thing.
00:30:30Go do your own thing.
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:37Jesus, I can't watch this.
00:30:39This!
00:30:51It smells so good.
00:31:01Oh, my God.
00:31:02Whatever you're on, you should stay on it.
00:31:22See you, Jules.
00:31:24It's all you.
00:31:27Stay on me, then.
00:31:28Stay on me, and in me, and over me, and under me, and, and, um...
00:31:42I'm running out of prepositions, Pete.
00:31:45With me.
00:31:48With me.
00:31:50Stay with me.
00:31:53Always.
00:31:53Always.
00:31:54Always.
00:31:55Days keep rolling,
00:31:58as we're trying to keep our heads above the water line.
00:32:03Good, just times get tight.
00:32:05But it's you, you got me feeling.
00:32:08Days keep rolling,
00:32:10as we're trying to keep our heads above the water line.
00:32:16So good, just times get tight.
00:32:18Thanks.
00:32:18Thanks.
00:32:19Fantastic.
00:32:19Thanks.
00:32:19Thanks.
00:32:41Let's go.
00:32:44Conrad Bison. Have you heard of him?
00:33:08Some rich eccentric who's into some really weird shit.
00:33:16Does it pay more?
00:33:19If Stu couldn't pass, I could pass.
00:33:38If Stu couldn't pass, I could pass.
00:33:57Mr. Peter McTire, I presume?
00:34:23I got lost in the foyer.
00:34:27Indeed. Last night, I was so lost, they sent the dogs for me.
00:34:37Please, have some wine.
00:34:44And now, let us toast to our new partnership.
00:34:48I have long sought an institution of higher learning sympathetic to my admittedly esoteric interests.
00:34:56I was enchanted to discover not only the Freestone School, but its renowned parapsychology department.
00:35:03Ah, yes, the most reputable in the nation.
00:35:06To Freestone.
00:35:07To you.
00:35:10To Stu.
00:35:12Of course. Stuart Solomon, your predeceased...
00:35:18Oh, predecessor.
00:35:20Your predecessor. Very tragic indeed.
00:35:24Might I add, Conrad, thank you so much for the generosity you've shown both the university and our faculty tonight.
00:35:33A privilege and a pleasure.
00:35:36Our family has hit a long and fruitful relationship with academia.
00:35:42Did you know, many generations ago, members of my forefathers founded the St. Christopherus University, once a very prestigious university?
00:35:54Once.
00:35:56Aless.
00:35:57Au revoir.
00:35:59Well, Peter, I know, is very eager to continue Stu's research, aren't you, Peter?
00:36:06What is the, uh, nature of the research, Peter?
00:36:09Now, let's not bore the guests about research, when we have yet to discuss it ourselves, which I hope we may do later this evening, Peter.
00:36:19Steppenwolf.
00:36:21Ah, for madmen only.
00:36:24That's why they hired you.
00:36:26I've never heard of it.
00:36:28It's a book about a privileged old white guy who is unsatisfied with his life.
00:36:34Oh, touche.
00:36:36The narrator is on the eve of turning 50, but doesn't think he wants to go on living.
00:36:42Maybe he shouldn't. I never read the book, but the movie was shit.
00:36:47Hey, Conrad, am I hearing wolves right now?
00:36:56Would you think less of me if I said dogs? They are more amenable than wolves.
00:37:02And you taught them to do that? To, to be at the moon like that?
00:37:06With this, a sort of electronic dog whistle. It produces a frequency in a register only canines can hear. And they obey.
00:37:18What the hell is wrong with you?
00:37:28What the hell is wrong with you?
00:37:30It is rather good wine.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:34I'm, uh, I just need something to eat.
00:37:36And you're vegetarian?
00:37:38Give me the meat.
00:37:40Fine.
00:37:42D- Roast? Would anyone care for some roast? Roast? Any...?
00:37:50Excuse me.
00:37:51So, if I'm not mistaken, St. Christopher, the namesake of your forbear's university,
00:38:19had the head of a dog. Professor. Yes, it's true, at least as far as the mythology is concerned.
00:38:28He was a cynocephalus, a canine head, but more likely than the fourth. Perhaps dinner did not agree with him.
00:38:40Maybe I'll go check on him, shall I? No, I will.
00:38:52She was a military medic. He is in good hands.
00:38:58You were saying St. Christopher's wolf head was the result of a mistranslation.
00:39:20Yes, Christopher was a Canaanite. The Latin term is canuneus, which is rather close to caninus, or canine.
00:39:30Wouldn't you say? Hell of a typo.
00:39:34How is our guest? Unfortunately, he has departed. The party.
00:39:54Maybe the wine was too rich for him. More like too much for him.
00:40:00Well, he better not be driving.
00:40:04You better not be driving.
00:40:34You better not be driving.
00:40:36You better not be trying to take off.
00:40:37No, he better not change
00:40:41No!
00:40:42Well, it does not have a team as well.
00:40:43I can help myself.
00:40:44Obviously ain't a leader.
00:40:45J sack the stupid card ever蛋.
00:40:49There is no poker or Liberty's색.
00:40:51He's one character.
00:40:52cht今 he took the Stra SP souffle clip story in a cinema,
00:40:55which willовать.
00:40:58All these characters and others along the way as well,
00:41:00günstallingolly proshell.
00:41:01What can I do?
00:41:02I have told you everything, Conrad.
00:41:29He changed.
00:41:30Our work truly has progressed beyond the theoretical stage.
00:41:36Your work, Conrad.
00:41:39This was not part of my job description.
00:41:41It must have been beautiful.
00:41:43Like witnessing a birth.
00:41:45The birth of a monster.
00:41:48You will cover.
00:41:50Of course, this means no more experimentation.
00:41:56Then my work here is done.
00:42:00Far from it.
00:42:02Now we need a sample of his blood.
00:42:05How much?
00:42:06All of it.
00:42:08He is a danger to himself and others.
00:42:12The least we can do.
00:42:14And if he refuses to participate?
00:42:16There is always music to soothe this savage beast.
00:42:28Well, bye.
00:42:29Let's go.
00:42:30Next time.
00:42:31Take this ass and put your dog down.
00:42:34You will see the dragon's kick in.
00:42:35Go ahead.
00:42:36It is so beautiful.
00:42:37You caniamo i-
00:42:38Okay, so a short cut?
00:42:39I am born here.
00:42:40You can only beat them.
00:42:41Let's go ahead and clean and clean.
00:42:42No, there is no such thing
00:43:11as temporarily turning into a dog.
00:43:13Wolf!
00:43:14Sorry, wolf.
00:43:15What you experienced was most likely an alcohol induced psychosis.
00:43:19Wait, that's a thing?
00:43:21Yes.
00:43:22It can be brought on by acute intoxication or withdrawal.
00:43:27Probably not withdrawal for you.
00:43:29But it does arise in patients with chronic compulsive patterns of consumption.
00:43:33Which is a polite way of calling me a drug.
00:43:35Polite way of saying you're killing yourself.
00:43:37But what about the change?
00:43:39Change is good.
00:43:40But hard.
00:43:42No, I mean changing into a wolf.
00:43:45There hasn't been a documented case of lycanthropy since the 16th century.
00:43:53But if you do have it, I'd say don't spread it.
00:43:57Which you could do even if you're not having an outbreak.
00:44:00Avoid the full moon.
00:44:02And whatever you do, don't drink.
00:44:07Sorry I'm late, sorry I'm late.
00:44:18You would not believe the night I had.
00:44:22Like anyone who's spent the evening contemplating the mortality over a porcelain bowl, I'm feeling philosophical.
00:44:24Healy, maybe you're right.
00:44:27Maybe it is a spectrum between our civilized natures and our bestial selves.
00:44:37The moralist would say we have a choice.
00:44:40That we choose where in the spectrum we fall.
00:44:43But what if we don't have a choice?
00:44:45What if we're like Bundle Erickson's narrator in Varge, whose behavior is governed by the phases of the moon?
00:44:53Oh, like astrology.
00:44:55Yeah, sure.
00:44:56Yeah, like astrology.
00:44:57But that depends on good and evil.
00:44:59Well, those are human constructs, Keeley.
00:45:01In the animal kingdom, there is no good and evil.
00:45:03There's only hunger.
00:45:04Hunger.
00:45:05For food.
00:45:06For sleep.
00:45:07For sex.
00:45:08But not necessarily in that order.
00:45:10But that's natural law, isn't it?
00:45:13Another construct, Keeley.
00:45:14How anthropocentric of you.
00:45:16What if, what if just for a minute, we shed all of our human bullshit?
00:45:23What if we let our animal selves free?
00:45:27Free to do what?
00:45:29Anything we want.
00:45:31Why, we could howl at the moon.
00:45:35Ow!
00:45:37Come on, everybody!
00:45:38Ow!
00:45:39Come on, everyone!
00:45:41Ow!
00:45:42Ow!
00:45:43And as for this Mr. Hess, anyone got a lighter?
00:45:49May I?
00:45:52Ow!
00:45:53Good afternoon, Julia.
00:45:54Good afternoon.
00:45:55How do you feel?
00:45:56I feel okay.
00:45:59I'm feeling good.
00:46:01Good afternoon, Julia.
00:46:03Good afternoon.
00:46:04How do you feel?
00:46:06I feel okay.
00:46:09I'm feeling good.
00:46:11How did you sleep last night?
00:46:14I, um, I was in and out.
00:46:18Did you dream?
00:46:20No.
00:46:21Are you playing music again?
00:46:26I am.
00:46:27I am.
00:46:28I'm able to rehearse in my room.
00:46:30The space is kind of small.
00:46:32But it works.
00:46:33What about your work?
00:46:35Do you feel that you're ready to return to it?
00:46:37Oh, well, I miss my students.
00:46:41And I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss performing.
00:46:46Ah, well.
00:46:47I see your feelings have changed since your last, uh...
00:46:52I mean, well...
00:46:53Episode.
00:46:54That was an anomaly, wasn't it?
00:46:58Hmm.
00:46:59Well, that's for you to decide.
00:47:02What do you recall of it?
00:47:05Bach, sweet six.
00:47:08Number six.
00:47:09D major.
00:47:10Preludium.
00:47:11It sounds like a drug, doesn't it?
00:47:14Preludium.
00:47:15It is a drug.
00:47:17It's intoxicating and wonderful, and the more you do it, the closer you are to madness.
00:47:26Is that what you recall?
00:47:28A sense of madness?
00:47:31I feel alive when I play.
00:47:35Like, more alive than anything.
00:47:38But that night...
00:47:42Yes, Julian?
00:47:44But that night was something else.
00:47:47Something I...
00:47:48I did not understand.
00:47:51What was it?
00:47:54I was...
00:47:55Different.
00:48:03Julia...
00:48:05What do you call different?
00:48:07Others might call a psychotic break.
00:48:10Uh...
00:48:13Just another manic Monday, Doc.
00:48:17Psychosis has never been my thing.
00:48:19I...
00:48:21You say I'm bipolar too, like the cynical sequel of the first Bipolar, but it was like a fan favorite.
00:48:27You see, Julia...
00:48:29What concerns me...
00:48:31Is that these, uh...
00:48:33Recent elevations in your mood...
00:48:35Pretends another manic episode.
00:48:38Or...
00:48:40Maybe I'm just feeling better.
00:48:41Or...
00:48:45Perhaps...
00:48:48You need...
00:48:51Different meds.
00:48:52Hm?
00:48:55Look, there is such a thing as the artistic temperament, Doc.
00:49:01There's no such thing in the DSM.
00:49:03You do remember that I came here voluntarily, Dr. Hertz.
00:49:08Until you were upgraded to compulsory...
00:49:12It's really for you...
00:49:13For my own good...
00:49:14For my own good...
00:49:20For my own good...
00:49:22Ugh...
00:49:23I did not take this job to close the Institute and end my career, Peter.
00:49:30We're all in this together.
00:49:32And what do you do?
00:49:33Well, let's start with last night, shall we?
00:49:35You get sloppy drunk at a donor dinner, and you...
00:49:38God knows what to the man's bathroom, and now...
00:49:40Burning books in the classroom?
00:49:42Okay, that wasn't...
00:49:43No!
00:49:44You don't get to talk.
00:49:45You get to listen, Peter.
00:49:46You are lucky you still get to listen.
00:49:48We are underfunded, over budget, and now, to top it all off,
00:49:52something is eating all the goddamn ducks in the duck pond!
00:49:55I mean, my God!
00:49:58This place...
00:49:59And somehow, for some probably male bullshit reason I will never understand,
00:50:08Conrad Bison still wants to work with you.
00:50:10But...
00:50:11Did I say you could talk?
00:50:12No.
00:50:13Peter, no talk.
00:50:14Maddie, talk.
00:50:15Peter, shut the fuck up and listen!
00:50:17I want you to clean yourself up and go get our money!
00:50:21Do you know what this project is really about?
00:50:23I don't wanna know.
00:50:24It's about werewolves, Maddie!
00:50:25I can't hear you, Peter!
00:50:26Werewolves!
00:50:27And werewolves aren't real.
00:50:29You owe me a copy of Steppenwolf.
00:50:43Seriously, though.
00:50:45Don't you think what you're teaching us is irresponsible,
00:50:48let alone bad for the environment?
00:50:52Hmm.
00:50:54I'll get your book.
00:50:59You know what I do?
00:51:00I'm always a pet peeve.
00:51:01I just wanna take a nap.
00:51:02I need some telephone, man.
00:51:03I just wanna talk to him.
00:51:04I haven't talked to him.
00:51:05That's why I'm really a big boss.
00:51:06I don't know.
00:51:07What do you think is that he was a big boss?
00:51:09I would call you an upcoming boss of the dressing room,
00:51:10I hadn't seen him sozztat.
00:51:11I walk you in the gym,
00:51:12I can't, too.
00:51:13I'm always a full-life boss.
00:51:14I don't even know.
00:51:15I'm always a little one, too.
00:51:16I'm worried about how he wasawan.
00:51:17I'm worried about how he's all the people are working on.
00:51:19I'm really suffering, too.
00:51:20I'm not sure what I'm living on my body.
00:51:22I'm going to be with my mom.
00:51:23Hey Jules! Look what I got for you. I got Wolftown Eliminators. Silver ones like you asked.
00:51:53You okay? What are you wearing? But what's going on? They gave you a shot? Why did they give you a shot?
00:52:14You're not crazy. You're high. You're not crazy. Who gave you the shot?
00:52:25Who gave you the shot?
00:52:29Peyton Dr. Hertz! Dr. Hertz!
00:52:34He's here.
00:52:36What did you do to my wife?
00:52:38Security's on the way.
00:52:40What did you do to my wife?
00:52:42Uh, uh, it's really great news. Actually, uh, uh, a private bread factor has agreed to pay her entire bill, info, and provided an upgrade.
00:52:50If you call that an upgrade, she's fucking catatonic!
00:52:52Fan?
00:52:53Uh, uh, uh, uh...
00:52:55Who the fuck is this fan?
00:52:56I am not obligated to tell you!
00:52:58Who is this benefactor?
00:53:00A fan!
00:53:02A fan?
00:53:03Julia doesn't have fans like that. You know why?
00:53:05Why?
00:53:06Because I'm your biggest fan and I'm broke as shit! Who is this benefactor?
00:53:10Uh, uh, Conrad Bison!
00:53:13Hrrr!
00:53:14Hrrr!
00:53:15Hrrr!
00:53:16Hrrr!
00:53:17Hrrr!
00:53:18Hrrr!
00:53:19Hrrr!
00:53:20Hrrr!
00:53:21Hrrr!
00:53:22Hrrr!
00:53:23Hrrr!
00:53:24Hrrr!
00:53:33Hey! That's my wife!
00:53:35Come on, boy, boy!
00:53:49Careful at nightcap.
00:53:50I'm not here to drink.
00:53:52Shame. I am.
00:53:54I want you to leave me and my wife alone
00:53:56and stop paying our bills.
00:53:58A simple thank you, but it's first.
00:54:01Fuck you!
00:54:02The film, Professor, is too proud to accept simple generosity.
00:54:18Admire the aromatics, Mr. McTyre.
00:54:21With your keen sense of smell,
00:54:23you probably pick up many subtle nods.
00:54:26Perhaps a little... leather?
00:54:29Ursy minerals?
00:54:32Tobacco?
00:54:33Desperate need to impress.
00:54:35Our first meeting was not... auspicious, but...
00:54:40It was... revealing.
00:54:43Very revealing, in fact.
00:54:47Of how far your predecessor had gotten with my little research project.
00:54:53And how much further you have taken it.
00:55:01Go on.
00:55:02Have a sip.
00:55:03I really shouldn't.
00:55:04You know, doctor's over here.
00:55:06Sir!
00:55:07Why all the hospitality?
00:55:17It makes it easier.
00:55:22The vine is a catalyst.
00:55:25It brings out the beast in you.
00:55:28And once it expresses itself, Elsa will assist in extracting it.
00:55:35You know I can't...
00:55:37I can't control it.
00:55:38It's just something that happens, right?
00:55:39And that's why it's wasted on you!
00:55:41Lycanthropy is a spectrum.
00:55:45It's a magnifier of what's inside you.
00:55:48Your inner strength.
00:55:51Of which you...
00:55:53have none.
00:55:55Did you check him for silver?
00:56:00Rings?
00:56:02Jewelry?
00:56:03Piercings?
00:56:04Nothing.
00:56:05Not even a wedding ring.
00:56:09Shocking lack of sentimentality.
00:56:12How does Julia feel about this?
00:56:17You leave her out of this.
00:56:19Check his pockets.
00:56:23What is it?
00:56:33Whatever it is...
00:56:35It is made of silver.
00:56:46That's better.
00:56:48You may proceed.
00:56:50No.
00:56:51No, God.
00:56:52No, I hate needles.
00:56:53No.
00:56:54God.
00:56:55God.
00:56:56No.
00:56:57No.
00:56:58Please.
00:56:59Like you,
00:57:00Stuart Solomon could not handle this power.
00:57:02But...
00:57:03You are not meant to be a wolf, are you?
00:57:06You are merely...
00:57:08a guinea pig.
00:57:10No.
00:57:12There's only one man to fulfill centuries of promise.
00:57:16A man of breeding.
00:57:18A finement.
00:57:19An alpha male.
00:57:21An Ebermensch.
00:57:23They don't make guys like that anymore.
00:57:25It's me, Pisa.
00:57:26Me.
00:57:27It's the addition of a single gene.
00:57:31I will be made perfect and powerful in ways you could not dare to imagine.
00:57:38It's ready.
00:57:39Smell it.
00:57:40I can't.
00:57:41I am disgusted.
00:57:45It's just a little blood, Elsa.
00:57:46It is not the blood I find disgusting, comrade.
00:58:00I...
00:58:01I...
00:58:02I can't.
00:58:03I am disgusted.
00:58:05It's just a little blood, Elsa.
00:58:08It is not the blood I find disgusting, comrade.
00:58:11I suppose I'm going to have to kill him myself now.
00:58:17Well, do what you want with him.
00:58:28I am done.
00:58:30Oh, this impudent child.
00:58:33Well, Mother always liked you best.
00:58:35Roots, silver.
00:58:46Now, I am going to have to even the odds.
00:58:54Dear God, good luck.
00:59:01Next time you want a sample, I'll just pee in a cup.
00:59:03Where is Stuart Solomon's research?
00:59:06Peter, you can't have it falling into some wrong paws.
00:59:16No.
00:59:17I can't be a especialist.
00:59:18No.
00:59:19No, no.
00:59:20No.
00:59:21No.
00:59:22No.
00:59:23No.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25No.
00:59:26No.
00:59:27No.
00:59:28No, no.
00:59:29No.
00:59:30No.
00:59:31No.
00:59:32No.
00:59:33No.
00:59:34No.
00:59:36No.
00:59:37No.
01:00:38Peter, I don't fucking believe you.
01:00:40Which part?
01:00:41Well, you stole a delivery bike, for starters.
01:00:44Hey, can you take me to the metal hospital?
01:00:47You know, that's the most sensible thing you've said.
01:00:49Get in.
01:00:50That's where my car is.
01:00:51You know, this is really embarrassing, Peter.
01:00:56It's embarrassing for me, you, the school, our donor.
01:00:59Our donor is a madman.
01:01:01Oh my God, there you go again, biting the hand that feeds you.
01:01:04Yeah, he drank my blood.
01:01:05Oh my God, you're delusional.
01:01:07You're a fucking drunk.
01:01:08And if you cost us Conrad Bison as a donor...
01:01:13Ah, so help me God, I will bury your academic career so deep,
01:01:16you'll be teaching left-handed puppetry at the community college.
01:01:21Get in.
01:01:21I asked your talented wife to play her fiddle, but...
01:01:41Flums in me.
01:01:43I scratched it.
01:01:46Oops.
01:01:49Elsa!
01:01:50We need to talk.
01:01:51Look, if this is about Peter, don't worry.
01:01:54I am absolutely going to fire him.
01:01:55He's clearly lost his mind.
01:01:57He told me that Conrad drank his blood.
01:02:00No.
01:02:01I mean, God.
01:02:04He did.
01:02:08Fuck!
01:02:09Fuckity!
01:02:10Fuck!
01:02:10Fuck!
01:02:11Conrad is insane.
01:02:16Oh, but his money, that's okay, right?
01:02:18No.
01:02:19No.
01:02:20We must find Stu's research.
01:02:22Yes.
01:02:22And publish it.
01:02:25Destroy it.
01:02:27Yes.
01:02:31Oh, so much for the most reputable parapsychology department.
01:02:37In the nation.
01:02:39Ah!
01:02:40Peter, you look like shit.
01:02:49Oh, like a man with a polyminished case of lycanthropy.
01:02:56What?
01:02:57I don't understand.
01:02:58Are you saying he's a werewolf?
01:03:00Look at him.
01:03:04Peter, is that true?
01:03:06Yeah.
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:08Yes.
01:03:10Oh, fuck.
01:03:11Is that a student?
01:03:13Oh, God.
01:03:14Is she dead?
01:03:16She's fine.
01:03:17Well, that explains things.
01:03:22I didn't want to be.
01:03:23It's just something that happened.
01:03:25And this asshole wants to kill me because...
01:03:28Because he's the one too.
01:03:28You have no idea how to handle this power.
01:03:33Look at you.
01:03:35You're a beast.
01:03:36He killed Stu.
01:03:37What?
01:03:38A necessary casualty.
01:03:42Like you.
01:03:45The research.
01:03:48Where is it?
01:03:49Now that I have Stu's research, I have the final chapter.
01:03:57I'm afraid the story of Peter McTire is nearing its end.
01:04:01You should know from McTire.
01:04:04He has very shiverously offered to trade his life for yours.
01:04:10Really?
01:04:11Peter, you don't have to do that.
01:04:14I'm just...
01:04:15I do.
01:04:16I do.
01:04:16I do.
01:04:17I've been such a shit husband.
01:04:20I'm an underachiever.
01:04:22I don't finish anything I start.
01:04:24Unless it's a bottle of wine.
01:04:26It's true.
01:04:27I have seen it.
01:04:28Shut up.
01:04:29And when he got depressed, I didn't know what to do.
01:04:32I couldn't figure it out, so I ran away.
01:04:35I made it worse.
01:04:38I know it's a lot to ask of someone.
01:04:40You know, but, yeah, it would have been nice if you had had my back.
01:04:44I'm so sorry.
01:04:45You know, we don't always have to be a duet, but, like, a little harmony helps.
01:04:51You know?
01:04:54Enough!
01:04:56This isn't fucking marriage counseling.
01:05:00Could I just have a minute?
01:05:01Listen, Jules, if me biting the silver bullet is the one thing that keeps you in the world
01:05:09and your beauty and your talent and intelligence and all that, then it's worth it.
01:05:12It's totally worth it.
01:05:14It's all...
01:05:14If you kill him, you kill me too.
01:05:16Jules.
01:05:17It's okay.
01:05:18I was going to anyway.
01:05:21But I needed you to get him.
01:05:24It is silver, by the way.
01:05:34The bullet?
01:05:36Just in case.
01:05:39Nice.
01:05:44Sorry, Wolf King.
01:05:45So, when were you going to tell me?
01:05:55Tell you what?
01:05:57About this whole werewolf situation.
01:05:59I was going to tell you, but so much was going on, and, you know, I didn't want to set you off.
01:06:05Set me off?
01:06:06Yeah.
01:06:08Okay, that's not how this works.
01:06:10I need you...
01:06:11I need you to be honest with me.
01:06:13I need you to be real with me.
01:06:15I'll say...
01:06:17I just need you to be there.
01:06:19We'll, Jules.
01:06:20I'll be there.
01:06:21And we're together now, and I'll always be there for you.
01:06:25Ah, shit.
01:06:27Are we getting told over?
01:06:28Yeah.
01:06:38You just let me do the talking, okay?
01:06:40Okay.
01:06:40Yeah, I'll just be a little lady over here.
01:06:42Mm-hmm.
01:06:45A Nazi was trying to kill us, and my husband's a werewolf.
01:06:51So, which one of you is a werewolf?
01:06:54Uh, me.
01:06:56You don't look like a werewolf.
01:06:57Well, it comes and goes.
01:07:00But I'm not the werewolf you want.
01:07:02It's Conrad Bison you want.
01:07:03He's a murderer and an asshole, and mostly a murderer.
01:07:06Yeah.
01:07:07Tell him, Pete.
01:07:07Mostly an asshole.
01:07:08And he's got this box with a button on it.
01:07:11It's like some sort of super villain thing.
01:07:13What?
01:07:14Yeah, you push the button, and then these dogs come out, and they attack the alpha, you know, aberrant.
01:07:18Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:07:20Conrad?
01:07:21Who's?
01:07:21Bison.
01:07:22Like the buffalo?
01:07:24No.
01:07:25Sir, are you intoxicated right now?
01:07:27No.
01:07:28God.
01:07:29No, I haven't had a drink since, uh, since yesterday.
01:07:34Really?
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:35Peter, that's great.
01:07:38Yeah.
01:07:38We really are making an effort.
01:07:39All right.
01:07:40Okay, all right.
01:07:42Let's talk about the Freestone School.
01:07:44You work there, correct?
01:07:45Yes.
01:07:46Stuart Solomon.
01:07:48We had some...
01:07:49Whoa.
01:07:50Did...
01:07:51Is it, like, really hot in here?
01:07:56Are you okay?
01:07:56No.
01:07:57Yes.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59Maybe?
01:08:00I don't know.
01:08:01Um...
01:08:02Do you have a restroom I could use?
01:08:07Yes.
01:08:07Down the hall to the right.
01:08:09All right.
01:08:10Okay.
01:08:11Um, okay.
01:08:12Hey.
01:08:23She's really attached to that thing, huh?
01:08:26So, Professor Solomon,
01:08:27Do you mind if I, uh, check on her?
01:08:31Yeah?
01:08:34Maybe those meds are wearing off.
01:08:35What?
01:08:37You think I'm going through withdrawal?
01:08:39Yeah, or...
01:08:39Or perimenopause?
01:08:42Wow.
01:08:43You really know what to say to a gal.
01:08:44Oh, my God.
01:08:48Oh, my God.
01:08:49Julia.
01:08:49What?
01:08:50Your eyes.
01:08:54What?
01:08:54Julia.
01:08:55What?
01:08:55Your eyes.
01:08:57Oh, that.
01:08:58That?
01:09:00That?
01:09:05Just got a report here.
01:09:06There's a student wounded in a professor's office at Freestone School.
01:09:11Professor's name?
01:09:12You're not going to believe this.
01:09:13We won't hear.
01:09:17Wait, so...
01:09:20You're saying that I'm probably a werewolf now, too?
01:09:26Am I going to get all hairy?
01:09:28Oh, well, no.
01:09:30It's like a spectrum.
01:09:31I don't want to get all hairy, Peter!
01:09:32Is it sexually transmitted?
01:09:40Well...
01:09:40Stu.
01:09:42Stu had it.
01:09:44You fooled around with Stu?
01:09:46No, no.
01:09:47I had a drink with Stu.
01:09:49Not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:09:52He was a nice fella.
01:09:54Yeah.
01:09:56Cards on the table.
01:09:59I, um...
01:10:01had a...
01:10:02drink with him, too.
01:10:08You...
01:10:08You had a drink.
01:10:10A drink.
01:10:12Look, you were emotionally unavailable.
01:10:14I needed someone to talk to, and...
01:10:17I was there.
01:10:22Y'all okay in there?
01:10:24I need y'all to come out
01:10:25and discuss a few things that'll come to light.
01:10:29Nothing good ever comes to light.
01:10:31Mr. and Ms. Snacktire.
01:10:37If you're not going to come out,
01:10:39we gotta come in.
01:10:40Let's go out the window.
01:10:42Yes.
01:10:42You have sunglasses?
01:10:53I left mine in the car.
01:10:55You mean the impounded car?
01:10:56Well...
01:10:57I mean, I don't want anybody to see my eyes.
01:11:00You're talking about your eyes are beautiful.
01:11:01You know when they're all yellow like this?
01:11:03No, especially because they're yellow like this.
01:11:05They're not just yellow.
01:11:06They're Tuscan.
01:11:07They're honey.
01:11:08They're...
01:11:08I don't know.
01:11:10It's another yellow word.
01:11:12I like your wolfish look, by the way.
01:11:14Really?
01:11:15It's like...
01:11:15Yeah, I feel like we're embarking on a new chapter of our relationship.
01:11:21Emphasis on embarking.
01:11:23You know?
01:11:26Yeah.
01:11:34Yeah.
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:41Yeah.
01:11:45The Institute's research has to be in there somewhere.
01:12:09We get in, we get out as quick as possible.
01:12:11Can you keep the car running and watch the cello?
01:12:13Yeah, of course. I'm the best cab in town. I'll be here.
01:12:17Look at this place. You guys vampires?
01:12:20Werewolves.
01:12:21Werewolves.
01:12:23Jules!
01:12:24Can you believe that guy?
01:12:26Uh, this.
01:12:27What do I do with this?
01:12:28I don't know.
01:12:29Oh, bushes.
01:12:30Yeah.
01:12:38I love you.
01:12:39I love you, too.
01:12:43Oh my god, it's locked.
01:12:59Here, here, here.
01:13:01Look! It's the gun with the silver bullet.
01:13:17Alright.
01:13:18What?
01:13:19Me?
01:13:20Yeah!
01:13:21Go get it!
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:23Oh, fuck! God! God, I'm so-
01:13:25Whoa!
01:13:26Ah!
01:13:27Ah!
01:13:28Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:30Ah!
01:13:31Ah!
01:13:32Ah!
01:13:33Ah!
01:13:34Ah!
01:13:35Ah!
01:13:36Ah!
01:13:37Ah!
01:13:38confinement.
01:13:39Let me almost drop it into the floor. You're doing fucking great.
01:13:42Ah!
01:13:44Ah!
01:13:45Ah!
01:13:46Ah!
01:13:47Ah, here, there, there!
01:13:49Ah!
01:13:50Ah.
01:13:51Ah!..
01:13:52Ah!
01:13:53There.
01:13:54Ah!
01:13:55Ah!
01:13:57Ah!
01:13:59Ah.
01:14:00Oh!
01:14:01Ah!
01:14:04Oh!
01:14:05Ah!
01:14:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:36If you please.
01:14:52You go.
01:15:00Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:15:02It's this way.
01:15:02No, no, no, no.
01:15:03That just goes back around.
01:15:04That just goes back around.
01:15:05No, that, no.
01:15:07OK.
01:15:08OK.
01:15:09Do you remember when we were on that wine cave tour in Sonoma
01:15:12and we got separated from the group
01:15:14and you wanted to go left and I said don't
01:15:16because that would end up, end us in the barrel room forever?
01:15:20Yes, but we would have had wine and each other.
01:15:23Aw, but you're still wrong.
01:15:25Really?
01:15:33Your eyes.
01:15:37Let's go.
01:15:41It's as if you actually aspire to be underdogs.
01:15:51I hate this guy.
01:15:52I hate this guy.
01:15:54Please.
01:15:59Why?
01:16:00Why not choose to win, to dominate, to seize power that's there for the taking?
01:16:09We're not underdogs.
01:16:11We're just like bloomers.
01:16:14Speak for yourself.
01:16:15You both are really good examples of your type.
01:16:20Most people, like you, are selected out by now.
01:16:26But somehow, you persist.
01:16:29Is this gift we share?
01:16:38There's no stopping me.
01:16:41That's the difference between you and me.
01:16:44I understand power.
01:16:47It's in my genes.
01:16:49It is my birthright.
01:16:51I have vision and control.
01:16:55You?
01:16:57You are merely an animal.
01:16:59It's not imagination.
01:17:19Peter.
01:17:21This was a very expensive bottle of wine.
01:17:29Let's go.
01:17:59I'm gonna go on a wigger here and guess that you don't want me to press this button.
01:18:29I'm gonna go on a wigger.
01:18:59It's a mess in there.
01:19:05It's a dog-eat-dog world.
01:19:29You're probably wondering how I got here.
01:19:36How a sorry son of a bitch like me could get cursed and live to tell the tale.
01:19:44Well, I didn't believe it myself until I changed.
01:19:48And boy, did I.
01:19:50Turns out, it's not a curse after all. It's a blessing.
01:20:01We didn't realize how well endowed Stu was.
01:20:04I mean, it was a very large endowment.
01:20:07C'mon.
01:20:12Money.
01:20:13Mm.
01:20:18Eh, sure, you gotta howl at the moon sometimes.
01:20:23But hey, who doesn't want to do that?
01:20:30Wow.
01:20:33Wow.
01:20:34Yeah.
01:20:37Oh, shit.
01:20:38What?
01:20:39What are we going to tell the kids?
01:20:43What are we going to tell the kids?
01:20:56Ugh.
01:21:09Oh, shit.
01:21:15Oh, shit.
01:21:16One more time, my mind, I watch a book that I get like.
01:21:19Look out to see my part with some windows coming.
01:21:204-EOife.
01:21:22INTuchení.
01:21:24Noela.
01:21:26Guys.
01:21:27Say, guys aren't going to devilish сбinos?
01:21:28And I say, guys, still move too fast.
01:21:30How do we go?
01:21:31I say wait decent.
01:21:32I don't know ain't even there.
01:21:33I don't know.
01:21:34I believe I go.
01:21:35Well, this is better, but I don't know.
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