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The Berenstain Bears Beginner Book Video - The Bears Christmas and Other Stories (Columbia TriStar Home Video Version)
Bob Cleghorn
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Print Date: April 27, 1999
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00:00
The Muppets are back in Muppets.
00:30
From space and coming to theaters next fall, it's the one and only Elmo.
00:36
Don't worry, Elmo's coming.
00:38
In his first big screen adventure,
00:40
Elmo doesn't think he's on Sesame Street anymore.
00:43
Mandy Patinkin, Vanessa Williams, Elmo in Grouchland.
00:48
Great family entertainment coming to theaters in 1999 from Columbia Pictures.
01:00
The Muppets are back in Muppets.
01:09
They may look innocent.
01:13
But if you think babies don't know what's going on,
01:16
they're going to give you an education.
01:22
Then what we hear is baby talk.
01:24
Tic-tac and social.
01:27
He's actually conversation.
01:29
He doesn't have a cow, Basil.
01:30
Your syntax is chosen.
01:32
It's because he watches television all the time.
01:35
We just don't understand them.
01:36
And if Dr. Kinder has her way,
01:39
their genius will be her claim to fame.
01:43
Every child will be educated in the Kinder method.
01:46
Either you're with her or with us.
01:48
This is Dr. Kinder we're talking about.
01:51
Not Dr. Frankenstein.
01:53
Just sign.
01:54
Let's kick butt.
01:55
He's out.
01:58
You idiots!
02:01
Yes!
02:02
TriStar Pictures presents...
02:04
We're going to train.
02:05
We're going on a train!
02:07
Yeah!
02:08
The story of what can happen
02:11
when babies know too much.
02:14
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
02:16
Ow!
02:16
Speak too well.
02:19
I gotta get a disguise.
02:21
Yeah!
02:22
Yo, yo, yo!
02:24
Smoking!
02:25
And get a little too big for their diapers.
02:29
Get the baby!
02:33
Whoa, you're the one, baby!
02:35
Get ready.
02:36
Naps are history.
02:38
I don't know what you're feeding that kid,
02:39
but we're going to get some.
02:40
Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd,
02:42
Kim Cattrall,
02:43
and Ally McBeal's Peter McNichol.
02:45
Baby Geniuses.
02:47
Have you said Dada yet?
02:49
Nah, that's so stupid.
02:51
Say it.
02:51
You'll go nuts.
02:53
Okay.
02:54
Dada!
02:54
From one of the world's best-loved children's stories
03:12
comes this feature-length animated treasure,
03:18
the adventure,
03:21
and the music.
03:22
The river's running through the lives of all of us.
03:28
Available to own on home video for the entire family to enjoy.
03:32
Hooray!
03:33
Explore the magical riverbanks with your favorite beloved friends.
03:38
Mole,
03:39
ratty,
03:40
badger,
03:40
and toad.
03:42
For all the thrills and splendor of this timeless classic,
03:46
The Wind in the Willows.
03:48
From Columbia TriStar Home Video.
03:50
Welcome to the Blue House.
04:02
He's the bear who's singing and dancing his way into your family's hearts.
04:06
I sure do love to cha-cha-cha.
04:08
With friends your children will fall in love with.
04:11
Can you make yourself a friend?
04:13
And an adventurous spirit that makes learning exciting.
04:16
It's a magnifying glass.
04:17
So put a song in their hearts.
04:19
Clean up the house.
04:19
Hide it up.
04:20
Hide it up.
04:21
Clean up the house.
04:21
Hide it up.
04:22
Hide it up.
04:22
With Bear in the big blue house.
04:25
He's what's fun on video from Jim Henson Television.
04:30
See you soon.
04:36
Come Billy and Sally and Rhonda and Ned.
04:39
Molly and Polly and Wanda and Fred.
04:42
To a wonderful place where kids can cut loose.
04:44
It's the wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss.
04:47
Everyone's favorite cat is the host.
04:50
The cat in the hat is your host with the most.
04:52
The most stories and songs and silly surprises.
04:55
Yes, all sorts of fun.
04:56
Up all shapes and all sizes.
04:58
From Boston to Austin to Kalamazoo.
05:00
Chicago, Weehawken and Washington too.
05:03
Look for the boxes bright red and bold.
05:06
Wherever your favorite videos are sold.
05:14
The Berenstain Bears Beginner Book Video
05:39
The Bears Christmas by Stan and Jan Berenstain.
06:00
Merry Christmas, son.
06:02
I see Santa was here.
06:04
Did he bring you what you asked for this year?
06:07
Yes, Dad.
06:10
Look.
06:11
He brought me all these.
06:14
A sled and some skates.
06:17
And he brought me some skis.
06:21
This will be the best Christmas you ever had.
06:26
I'll teach you to use these things.
06:30
Follow your dad.
06:31
Let's try the sled first.
06:36
Let's try the sled here.
06:39
No, I know a better place.
06:42
This is too near.
06:48
The best place to sled is up there.
06:52
Up ahead.
06:54
I learned to sled there when I was a kid.
06:57
Wait till I show you the things that I did.
07:03
Now watch what I do.
07:06
Keep your eye on your pop.
07:08
The first thing to learn
07:10
is my great belly flop.
07:15
First, I hold the sled high.
07:18
Then I start to run.
07:20
Then I flop on my belly.
07:25
That's how it's done.
07:31
Wow.
07:31
That's really something, Pop.
07:34
Is that the way to belly flop?
07:37
Thank you, Dad, for showing me how.
07:41
Give me my sled and I'll belly flop now.
07:45
Not now, my son.
07:47
It's getting late.
07:48
I still have to teach you to ski and to skate.
07:54
My friends used to call me
07:56
the Great Skating Bear.
08:00
And I'll show you why on that ice down there.
08:05
Right here on this ice,
08:07
I once won a first prize.
08:11
But my skates don't fit you.
08:14
They're not the right size.
08:16
I won the first prize
08:19
for my great figure eight.
08:22
And here's how I did it
08:25
on only one skate.
08:29
See?
08:30
Half of my great figure eight
08:32
is all done.
08:34
Now comes the second half.
08:37
Watch me, my son.
08:38
Thank you, Dad, for showing me how.
08:46
I think I know all about ice skating now.
08:50
There's a place over here where you can sit.
08:54
You can warm up.
08:56
And I'll practice a bit.
08:57
Look, Pa, I'm skating.
09:03
I'm pretty keen.
09:05
Look, Pa, I'm doing a figure 16.
09:10
That wasn't too bad.
09:12
You're learning, I see.
09:14
But now come along.
09:17
Now I'll teach you to ski.
09:21
Here's my old ski jump.
09:24
We'll ride to the top.
09:26
And you'll get a lesson from Ski Jumper Pop.
09:30
When you first put on skis,
09:36
be careful.
09:37
Don't slip.
09:39
And watch where you're going.
09:42
Be sure you don't trip.
09:45
I'm watching.
09:46
I'm watching.
09:48
But tell me, Pop, please,
09:50
are you going to go jumping
09:52
without any skis?
09:55
Don't ask silly questions.
09:57
Just do as I say.
10:00
Just follow me down
10:02
and I'll show you the way.
10:11
Well, I've had enough
10:13
of this Christmas Day fun.
10:16
How would you like to go home now, my son?
10:22
Hi, Ma.
10:23
We're back.
10:24
Doesn't Papa look nice?
10:26
All wrapped up for Christmas
10:29
in nice snow and ice.
10:32
Oh!
10:33
Thank you, Dad.
10:36
Your lessons were great.
10:39
I learned how to ski,
10:41
how to sled,
10:43
how to skate.
10:47
It's our best Christmas ever.
10:50
Don't you think so, Dad?
10:51
Yes, the very best Christmas
10:56
we ever have had.
11:11
Inside, Outside, Upside Down
11:15
by Stan and Jan Berenstain
11:19
Going in
11:22
Inside
11:28
Inside a box
11:35
Upside down
11:42
Inside a box
11:46
Inside a box
11:48
Upside down
11:51
Going out
11:54
Outside
11:59
Outside
11:59
Outside
12:04
Inside a box
12:07
Upside down
12:10
Outside
12:13
Going on
12:15
On a truck
12:18
Outside
12:20
Inside a box
12:23
Upside down
12:24
Upside down
12:27
Going
12:29
Going to town
12:34
On a truck
12:36
Outside
12:38
Inside a box
12:41
Upside down
12:43
Falling off
12:47
Off the truck
12:50
Coming out
12:55
Right side up
13:02
Mama! Mama! I went to town!
13:06
Inside, outside
13:09
Upside down
13:12
The Bike Lesson
13:20
By Stan and Jan Berenstain
13:23
Come here, Small Bear
13:28
Here is something you will like
13:31
Look, Ma, look!
13:33
A brand new bike
13:35
Thanks, Dad, thanks!
13:38
For me, you say?
13:41
I am going to ride it right away
13:43
Not yet, not yet, not yet, my son
13:48
First come the lessons
13:51
Then the fun
13:52
How to get on
13:55
Is lesson one
13:57
Lesson one?
14:01
Is that lesson one?
14:04
Yes, that is what you should not do
14:10
So let that be a lesson to you
14:14
Yes, it was, Dad
14:16
Yes, it was, Dad
14:17
Now I see
14:18
That was a very good lesson for me
14:22
Dad, where are you going?
14:27
You showed me how
14:30
You showed me how
14:31
Why don't you let me ride it now
14:33
Not yet, not yet
14:37
Before you do
14:38
I'll have to give you
14:41
Lesson two
14:42
Just watch, Small Bear
14:45
Just watch your Pop
14:48
Lesson two is
14:51
How to stop
14:52
A very good lesson
14:57
Thank you, Pop
14:59
May I ride it now
15:01
That you showed me how
15:03
May I?
15:05
May I ride it now?
15:10
Not yet, not yet
15:12
You have more to learn
15:14
I'll have to show you
15:17
How to turn
15:18
Just watch me
15:21
This is lesson number three
15:26
Wow, what a lesson
15:33
That number three
15:34
That may be a little too hard for me
15:38
This is what you must never do
15:44
Now let this be a lesson to you
15:48
It surely was, Dad
15:51
Now I see
15:52
That was a very good lesson for me
15:56
When I get you down
15:58
May I ride it then?
16:01
May I?
16:02
May I just say when?
16:05
Wait, my son
16:06
You must learn some more
16:08
I have yet to teach you
16:11
Lesson four
16:12
When you come to a puddle
16:15
What will you do?
16:18
Will you go around
16:19
Or ride right through?
16:26
It's not so good
16:28
It's not so good
16:28
To ride right through
16:30
You're right, Dad
16:33
I can clearly see
16:35
Why that lesson was good for me
16:38
When I get you out
16:40
May I ride it then?
16:43
Please, Dad
16:44
Will you tell me when?
16:45
Of course you may ride it
16:48
You can
16:49
You will
16:50
After lesson five
16:53
How to go downhill
16:57
Wow, what a lesson
17:06
That looks hard
17:07
Going downhill
17:09
Through a chicken yard
17:11
Dad
17:17
Please tell me
17:19
Will I ever get to ride it?
17:22
Will I just keep running beside it?
17:25
Will I?
17:26
Will I?
17:27
Will I?
17:28
When?
17:29
Pretty soon, son
17:31
But not just yet
17:32
There is still one lesson
17:36
You have to get
17:37
Lesson six
17:39
Is the hardest yet
17:41
To be a good rider
17:45
To really know how
17:46
You will have to learn
17:49
About safety now
17:51
To be safe, small bear
17:59
When you ride a bike
18:00
You cannot just take
18:03
Any road you like
18:05
Before you take one
18:08
You must know
18:09
Where that road
18:11
Is going to go
18:13
See?
18:18
This is what you should not do
18:21
Now, let this be a lesson to you
18:24
It surely was, Dad
18:28
Now I see
18:29
That was another good lesson for me
18:32
May I ride it now?
18:35
May I ride it now?
18:37
After one more lesson
18:39
It will be the last
18:42
There is one more thing
18:46
I can teach it fast
18:48
When I ride on the road
18:51
I take great pride
18:53
In always riding
18:56
On the right-hand side
18:58
But, Dad
19:00
Are you riding on the right-hand side?
19:03
I guess I know my hand, small bear
19:06
My right is here
19:09
My left is there
19:11
Or am I wrong?
19:14
Now, could that be?
19:17
Left hand?
19:18
Right hand?
19:19
Let me see
19:21
Left hand on the left-hand side
19:24
Right hand on the right-hand side
19:28
Thank you, Pop
19:33
You showed me how
19:35
But, please, please
19:38
Please
19:39
May I ride it now?
19:45
Look, Ma
19:46
Now I can ride it
19:47
See?
19:49
Dad has some very good lessons for me
19:53
To be continued...
19:54
To be continued...
21:25
Thank you, Berenstain.
21:30
Bears lining up outside the door.
21:34
Dr. Bear inside, pacing the floor.
21:37
What's wrong in there?
21:42
What's up?
21:43
What's up?
21:44
Wonder three little bears and one little pup.
21:48
Ruff!
21:49
A dinosaur bone is missing in there.
21:56
Somebody took it, said Dr. Bear.
22:00
Who took that bone?
22:02
Who took it?
22:03
Where?
22:03
Three little bears and their hound dog snuff come inside with their detective stuff.
22:12
There's no case too hard, no case too tough for the bear detectives and their hound dog snuff.
22:22
The search begins, and none too soon.
22:28
The bear museum opens at noon.
22:31
They will search the place, every cranny and nook.
22:37
Will they find the bone?
22:39
Will they find the crook?
22:41
A dark, dark room.
22:45
A mummy's tomb.
22:48
Is that the thief?
22:50
That spooky face?
22:52
No, that's the museum's mummy case.
22:59
Eleven-fifteen.
23:02
Time grows short.
23:05
Now, where would one hide a bone of that sort?
23:10
It could be there, inside that base.
23:14
The bone sees perfect hiding place.
23:17
Grrrr!
23:22
You can look in that valuable vase if you must.
23:27
There's nothing in there but some valuable dust.
23:31
Ach!
23:34
Not much time left.
23:36
Just half an hour.
23:39
The bear detectives search the tower.
23:46
There he is!
23:47
The thief!
23:49
And the bone he stole!
23:50
Wrong again!
23:53
That's an Indian totem pole!
23:57
It's getting late.
23:59
But still they look.
24:02
And still no bone.
24:03
And still no crook.
24:07
Say, maybe bone thieves work in packs.
24:11
Three thieves, with a sword, and a gun, and an axe!
24:17
Wrong again!
24:18
It's the museum's famous statues of wax.
24:25
They had better find that leg bone soon.
24:29
There's just one minute left till noon.
24:35
With no more time to search and look,
24:39
they know they will not catch that crook.
24:43
They failed.
24:44
This case is much too hard.
24:46
Wait!
24:49
What's that out there in the yard?
24:53
That lump of ground.
24:55
That bone-shaped mound.
24:57
The missing bone!
25:00
It's found!
25:01
It's found!
25:03
With hound dog paw prints all around.
25:09
The case is solved.
25:12
No jobs too hard.
25:15
No case too tough.
25:17
For the bear detectives and that bone thief snuff.
25:23
All right.
25:26
All right.
25:29
Come here.
25:30
No.
25:30
Stop.
25:31
Not.
25:31
Do you know what?
25:32
Godใงใ.
25:34
And we're out there.
25:35
Goals.
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