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Print Date: April 27, 1999

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00:00The Muppets are back in Muppets.
00:30From space and coming to theaters next fall, it's the one and only Elmo.
00:36Don't worry, Elmo's coming.
00:38In his first big screen adventure,
00:40Elmo doesn't think he's on Sesame Street anymore.
00:43Mandy Patinkin, Vanessa Williams, Elmo in Grouchland.
00:48Great family entertainment coming to theaters in 1999 from Columbia Pictures.
01:00The Muppets are back in Muppets.
01:09They may look innocent.
01:13But if you think babies don't know what's going on,
01:16they're going to give you an education.
01:22Then what we hear is baby talk.
01:24Tic-tac and social.
01:27He's actually conversation.
01:29He doesn't have a cow, Basil.
01:30Your syntax is chosen.
01:32It's because he watches television all the time.
01:35We just don't understand them.
01:36And if Dr. Kinder has her way,
01:39their genius will be her claim to fame.
01:43Every child will be educated in the Kinder method.
01:46Either you're with her or with us.
01:48This is Dr. Kinder we're talking about.
01:51Not Dr. Frankenstein.
01:53Just sign.
01:54Let's kick butt.
01:55He's out.
01:58You idiots!
02:01Yes!
02:02TriStar Pictures presents...
02:04We're going to train.
02:05We're going on a train!
02:07Yeah!
02:08The story of what can happen
02:11when babies know too much.
02:14Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
02:16Ow!
02:16Speak too well.
02:19I gotta get a disguise.
02:21Yeah!
02:22Yo, yo, yo!
02:24Smoking!
02:25And get a little too big for their diapers.
02:29Get the baby!
02:33Whoa, you're the one, baby!
02:35Get ready.
02:36Naps are history.
02:38I don't know what you're feeding that kid,
02:39but we're going to get some.
02:40Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd,
02:42Kim Cattrall,
02:43and Ally McBeal's Peter McNichol.
02:45Baby Geniuses.
02:47Have you said Dada yet?
02:49Nah, that's so stupid.
02:51Say it.
02:51You'll go nuts.
02:53Okay.
02:54Dada!
02:54From one of the world's best-loved children's stories
03:12comes this feature-length animated treasure,
03:18the adventure,
03:21and the music.
03:22The river's running through the lives of all of us.
03:28Available to own on home video for the entire family to enjoy.
03:32Hooray!
03:33Explore the magical riverbanks with your favorite beloved friends.
03:38Mole,
03:39ratty,
03:40badger,
03:40and toad.
03:42For all the thrills and splendor of this timeless classic,
03:46The Wind in the Willows.
03:48From Columbia TriStar Home Video.
03:50Welcome to the Blue House.
04:02He's the bear who's singing and dancing his way into your family's hearts.
04:06I sure do love to cha-cha-cha.
04:08With friends your children will fall in love with.
04:11Can you make yourself a friend?
04:13And an adventurous spirit that makes learning exciting.
04:16It's a magnifying glass.
04:17So put a song in their hearts.
04:19Clean up the house.
04:19Hide it up.
04:20Hide it up.
04:21Clean up the house.
04:21Hide it up.
04:22Hide it up.
04:22With Bear in the big blue house.
04:25He's what's fun on video from Jim Henson Television.
04:30See you soon.
04:36Come Billy and Sally and Rhonda and Ned.
04:39Molly and Polly and Wanda and Fred.
04:42To a wonderful place where kids can cut loose.
04:44It's the wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss.
04:47Everyone's favorite cat is the host.
04:50The cat in the hat is your host with the most.
04:52The most stories and songs and silly surprises.
04:55Yes, all sorts of fun.
04:56Up all shapes and all sizes.
04:58From Boston to Austin to Kalamazoo.
05:00Chicago, Weehawken and Washington too.
05:03Look for the boxes bright red and bold.
05:06Wherever your favorite videos are sold.
05:14The Berenstain Bears Beginner Book Video
05:39The Bears Christmas by Stan and Jan Berenstain.
06:00Merry Christmas, son.
06:02I see Santa was here.
06:04Did he bring you what you asked for this year?
06:07Yes, Dad.
06:10Look.
06:11He brought me all these.
06:14A sled and some skates.
06:17And he brought me some skis.
06:21This will be the best Christmas you ever had.
06:26I'll teach you to use these things.
06:30Follow your dad.
06:31Let's try the sled first.
06:36Let's try the sled here.
06:39No, I know a better place.
06:42This is too near.
06:48The best place to sled is up there.
06:52Up ahead.
06:54I learned to sled there when I was a kid.
06:57Wait till I show you the things that I did.
07:03Now watch what I do.
07:06Keep your eye on your pop.
07:08The first thing to learn
07:10is my great belly flop.
07:15First, I hold the sled high.
07:18Then I start to run.
07:20Then I flop on my belly.
07:25That's how it's done.
07:31Wow.
07:31That's really something, Pop.
07:34Is that the way to belly flop?
07:37Thank you, Dad, for showing me how.
07:41Give me my sled and I'll belly flop now.
07:45Not now, my son.
07:47It's getting late.
07:48I still have to teach you to ski and to skate.
07:54My friends used to call me
07:56the Great Skating Bear.
08:00And I'll show you why on that ice down there.
08:05Right here on this ice,
08:07I once won a first prize.
08:11But my skates don't fit you.
08:14They're not the right size.
08:16I won the first prize
08:19for my great figure eight.
08:22And here's how I did it
08:25on only one skate.
08:29See?
08:30Half of my great figure eight
08:32is all done.
08:34Now comes the second half.
08:37Watch me, my son.
08:38Thank you, Dad, for showing me how.
08:46I think I know all about ice skating now.
08:50There's a place over here where you can sit.
08:54You can warm up.
08:56And I'll practice a bit.
08:57Look, Pa, I'm skating.
09:03I'm pretty keen.
09:05Look, Pa, I'm doing a figure 16.
09:10That wasn't too bad.
09:12You're learning, I see.
09:14But now come along.
09:17Now I'll teach you to ski.
09:21Here's my old ski jump.
09:24We'll ride to the top.
09:26And you'll get a lesson from Ski Jumper Pop.
09:30When you first put on skis,
09:36be careful.
09:37Don't slip.
09:39And watch where you're going.
09:42Be sure you don't trip.
09:45I'm watching.
09:46I'm watching.
09:48But tell me, Pop, please,
09:50are you going to go jumping
09:52without any skis?
09:55Don't ask silly questions.
09:57Just do as I say.
10:00Just follow me down
10:02and I'll show you the way.
10:11Well, I've had enough
10:13of this Christmas Day fun.
10:16How would you like to go home now, my son?
10:22Hi, Ma.
10:23We're back.
10:24Doesn't Papa look nice?
10:26All wrapped up for Christmas
10:29in nice snow and ice.
10:32Oh!
10:33Thank you, Dad.
10:36Your lessons were great.
10:39I learned how to ski,
10:41how to sled,
10:43how to skate.
10:47It's our best Christmas ever.
10:50Don't you think so, Dad?
10:51Yes, the very best Christmas
10:56we ever have had.
11:11Inside, Outside, Upside Down
11:15by Stan and Jan Berenstain
11:19Going in
11:22Inside
11:28Inside a box
11:35Upside down
11:42Inside a box
11:46Inside a box
11:48Upside down
11:51Going out
11:54Outside
11:59Outside
11:59Outside
12:04Inside a box
12:07Upside down
12:10Outside
12:13Going on
12:15On a truck
12:18Outside
12:20Inside a box
12:23Upside down
12:24Upside down
12:27Going
12:29Going to town
12:34On a truck
12:36Outside
12:38Inside a box
12:41Upside down
12:43Falling off
12:47Off the truck
12:50Coming out
12:55Right side up
13:02Mama! Mama! I went to town!
13:06Inside, outside
13:09Upside down
13:12The Bike Lesson
13:20By Stan and Jan Berenstain
13:23Come here, Small Bear
13:28Here is something you will like
13:31Look, Ma, look!
13:33A brand new bike
13:35Thanks, Dad, thanks!
13:38For me, you say?
13:41I am going to ride it right away
13:43Not yet, not yet, not yet, my son
13:48First come the lessons
13:51Then the fun
13:52How to get on
13:55Is lesson one
13:57Lesson one?
14:01Is that lesson one?
14:04Yes, that is what you should not do
14:10So let that be a lesson to you
14:14Yes, it was, Dad
14:16Yes, it was, Dad
14:17Now I see
14:18That was a very good lesson for me
14:22Dad, where are you going?
14:27You showed me how
14:30You showed me how
14:31Why don't you let me ride it now
14:33Not yet, not yet
14:37Before you do
14:38I'll have to give you
14:41Lesson two
14:42Just watch, Small Bear
14:45Just watch your Pop
14:48Lesson two is
14:51How to stop
14:52A very good lesson
14:57Thank you, Pop
14:59May I ride it now
15:01That you showed me how
15:03May I?
15:05May I ride it now?
15:10Not yet, not yet
15:12You have more to learn
15:14I'll have to show you
15:17How to turn
15:18Just watch me
15:21This is lesson number three
15:26Wow, what a lesson
15:33That number three
15:34That may be a little too hard for me
15:38This is what you must never do
15:44Now let this be a lesson to you
15:48It surely was, Dad
15:51Now I see
15:52That was a very good lesson for me
15:56When I get you down
15:58May I ride it then?
16:01May I?
16:02May I just say when?
16:05Wait, my son
16:06You must learn some more
16:08I have yet to teach you
16:11Lesson four
16:12When you come to a puddle
16:15What will you do?
16:18Will you go around
16:19Or ride right through?
16:26It's not so good
16:28It's not so good
16:28To ride right through
16:30You're right, Dad
16:33I can clearly see
16:35Why that lesson was good for me
16:38When I get you out
16:40May I ride it then?
16:43Please, Dad
16:44Will you tell me when?
16:45Of course you may ride it
16:48You can
16:49You will
16:50After lesson five
16:53How to go downhill
16:57Wow, what a lesson
17:06That looks hard
17:07Going downhill
17:09Through a chicken yard
17:11Dad
17:17Please tell me
17:19Will I ever get to ride it?
17:22Will I just keep running beside it?
17:25Will I?
17:26Will I?
17:27Will I?
17:28When?
17:29Pretty soon, son
17:31But not just yet
17:32There is still one lesson
17:36You have to get
17:37Lesson six
17:39Is the hardest yet
17:41To be a good rider
17:45To really know how
17:46You will have to learn
17:49About safety now
17:51To be safe, small bear
17:59When you ride a bike
18:00You cannot just take
18:03Any road you like
18:05Before you take one
18:08You must know
18:09Where that road
18:11Is going to go
18:13See?
18:18This is what you should not do
18:21Now, let this be a lesson to you
18:24It surely was, Dad
18:28Now I see
18:29That was another good lesson for me
18:32May I ride it now?
18:35May I ride it now?
18:37After one more lesson
18:39It will be the last
18:42There is one more thing
18:46I can teach it fast
18:48When I ride on the road
18:51I take great pride
18:53In always riding
18:56On the right-hand side
18:58But, Dad
19:00Are you riding on the right-hand side?
19:03I guess I know my hand, small bear
19:06My right is here
19:09My left is there
19:11Or am I wrong?
19:14Now, could that be?
19:17Left hand?
19:18Right hand?
19:19Let me see
19:21Left hand on the left-hand side
19:24Right hand on the right-hand side
19:28Thank you, Pop
19:33You showed me how
19:35But, please, please
19:38Please
19:39May I ride it now?
19:45Look, Ma
19:46Now I can ride it
19:47See?
19:49Dad has some very good lessons for me
19:53To be continued...
19:54To be continued...
21:25Thank you, Berenstain.
21:30Bears lining up outside the door.
21:34Dr. Bear inside, pacing the floor.
21:37What's wrong in there?
21:42What's up?
21:43What's up?
21:44Wonder three little bears and one little pup.
21:48Ruff!
21:49A dinosaur bone is missing in there.
21:56Somebody took it, said Dr. Bear.
22:00Who took that bone?
22:02Who took it?
22:03Where?
22:03Three little bears and their hound dog snuff come inside with their detective stuff.
22:12There's no case too hard, no case too tough for the bear detectives and their hound dog snuff.
22:22The search begins, and none too soon.
22:28The bear museum opens at noon.
22:31They will search the place, every cranny and nook.
22:37Will they find the bone?
22:39Will they find the crook?
22:41A dark, dark room.
22:45A mummy's tomb.
22:48Is that the thief?
22:50That spooky face?
22:52No, that's the museum's mummy case.
22:59Eleven-fifteen.
23:02Time grows short.
23:05Now, where would one hide a bone of that sort?
23:10It could be there, inside that base.
23:14The bone sees perfect hiding place.
23:17Grrrr!
23:22You can look in that valuable vase if you must.
23:27There's nothing in there but some valuable dust.
23:31Ach!
23:34Not much time left.
23:36Just half an hour.
23:39The bear detectives search the tower.
23:46There he is!
23:47The thief!
23:49And the bone he stole!
23:50Wrong again!
23:53That's an Indian totem pole!
23:57It's getting late.
23:59But still they look.
24:02And still no bone.
24:03And still no crook.
24:07Say, maybe bone thieves work in packs.
24:11Three thieves, with a sword, and a gun, and an axe!
24:17Wrong again!
24:18It's the museum's famous statues of wax.
24:25They had better find that leg bone soon.
24:29There's just one minute left till noon.
24:35With no more time to search and look,
24:39they know they will not catch that crook.
24:43They failed.
24:44This case is much too hard.
24:46Wait!
24:49What's that out there in the yard?
24:53That lump of ground.
24:55That bone-shaped mound.
24:57The missing bone!
25:00It's found!
25:01It's found!
25:03With hound dog paw prints all around.
25:09The case is solved.
25:12No jobs too hard.
25:15No case too tough.
25:17For the bear detectives and that bone thief snuff.
25:23All right.
25:26All right.
25:29Come here.
25:30No.
25:30Stop.
25:31Not.
25:31Do you know what?
25:32Godใงใ™.
25:34And we're out there.
25:35Goals.

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