- 7/19/2025
Our Mommy's Back 1
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00:00and you still haven't found a mommy for us are you kidding what's going on what's wrong with you
00:07i mean you're trying to kidnap kids mommy mommy daddy we finally found her daddy we cannot let
00:15her know that we're rich i have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first
00:18that's a deal get out of my way you touch these kids again and i will kill you
00:26i only make three thousand a month that's fine i'm the driver for a ceo
00:32hey boss bye
00:36seems like he needs our help so let's get to work mom's gonna be very surprised i'll give you
00:43everything you want if you let me what is it quick i'll start thinking about baby names
00:50where'd you get the kids
00:51yep her blood pressure is dropping
01:03come on push we're losing her we're losing her
01:10cassandra i can't believe you got yourself knocked up
01:14you're a skank and a disgrace i'm telling you dad i heard she got blackout drunk at some party and
01:21woke up at a motel two towns over you have to do something about her before she ruins my reputation
01:26pouring herself out like that you lose a moral brat you need to get rid of that bastard child right
01:33away before anyone else finds out do you hear me what about your bastard child right there
01:38hmm you didn't have an eye having her behind mom's back so how about this you get rid of yours and then i'll get rid of mine
01:45get out and stay out
01:47cassandra mortensen
01:48i'm disowning you
01:50great
01:51exactly what i wanted to hear
01:54congrats mom it's a boy and a girl they're beautiful and they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone just like you
02:12have you found a woman from that night yet
02:28where are my babies
02:36i'm sorry ma'am
02:38they both had fatal congenital birth defects
02:40they didn't make it
02:43here you go the babies is promised the mother thinks they're dead and i have the money now
03:03thank you so much for coming i hope you enjoy and let me know if you need anything
03:10thank you
03:11yeah thank you
03:13uh mr timon hey hi so i was the top sales employee again this month
03:22yep so i was just you know i was wondering if i could get those commission payouts and bonuses for the past few months now please
03:33marry me
03:34marry me
03:36i will pay in cash right now
03:40oh yeah
03:41not to reject you or anything because i would never do that that would be crazy i don't think that my husband would be too happy about that
03:48what
03:50what
03:51yeah
03:52you are married
03:54ruben
03:55or are you fired
03:56or are you fired
03:57or are you fired
03:59or are you fired
04:00or are you fired
04:01or are you fired
04:05or are you fired
04:06approximately
04:07oh
04:08damn it
04:09how the heck are we supposed to find a husband
04:13Here's the posters they put up this week, Mr. Steinwall.
04:20Help wanted, sinking mother, compensation $5 million.
04:25Pants, Julian Steinwall.
04:42You rascal!
04:43What were you thinking putting these up all over the city?
04:46Pants, money talks.
04:48Come on, Dad.
04:49We're going on 35 and you still haven't found a mommy for us.
04:53All the kids at school need fun of us because you obviously can't get a girl.
05:00Another word out of you, James, and there's no allowance for you for a mom.
05:04Every kid grows up with either watch or the whole or the whole of money.
05:08You're not willing to give me either.
05:09I don't want you to be my daddy.
05:11Pants, hold on.
05:15The race is pretty.
05:16What?
05:17Are you kidding?
05:19Go get them.
05:22Never mind, James.
05:24Just bring Charity.
05:26Get me!
05:27Get me!
05:28Get me!
05:28Get me!
05:29Get me!
05:30Get me!
05:31Get me!
05:31Get me!
05:32Get me!
05:32Get me!
05:33Get me!
05:33Get me!
05:33Get me!
05:33What's going on?
05:35I hear you!
05:37Hey, what is going on?
05:42What is wrong with you?
05:59I mean, you're trying to kidnap kids in the middle of broad daylight?
06:01That's insane.
06:03Mommy!
06:04Mommy!
06:05Oh!
06:05Daddy, we finally found her!
06:07We finally found Mommy!
06:14Daddy.
06:15So, um, I'm really sorry about that.
06:26I didn't realize you were your dad.
06:27I didn't know.
06:27I'm sorry.
06:28Don't worry.
06:29It's a classic rom-com.
06:31It's cute.
06:32Don't worry, Mommy.
06:34I can buy you a drink myself.
06:36Oh, wow.
06:36Thank you so much, bud.
06:37Um, just one thing.
06:40Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
06:41Because I see Mommy in my dreams all the time.
06:45You look just like her.
06:46Me, too.
06:47I got the same dreams, too.
06:49It's because we're twins.
06:51Twins?
06:52Mine were fraternal twins, too.
06:55Where are my babies?
06:57I'm sorry, ma'am.
06:58They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
07:01They didn't make it.
07:04Anyway, Mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
07:09Chance to knock it off.
07:10Hey, now.
07:12Adoption button when kids are talking.
07:15How about this guy over here?
07:17Whoa.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:19Six feet tall.
07:20Handsome.
07:21Great career.
07:23Two amazing kids.
07:26But never spends time around any woman.
07:30Yeah, isn't that just your dad's picture?
07:32I'm actually six foot two.
07:34Chance, stop it right now or you're crowded.
07:37Okay, stop.
07:38Don't ground him.
07:38They're having fun, clearly.
07:40It's not a big deal.
07:41It's okay, Mommy.
07:43Daddy actually never grounds us.
07:45He just pretends to be scary.
07:48Oh, yeah, Charity.
07:49What do you know about disciplining kids?
07:51Do you have any kids?
07:52That's what I thought.
07:55Okay.
07:55Chance, Charity, let's go.
07:56Wait.
07:57Uh, what if we got married?
08:03Then if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
08:08There you are.
08:09There you are, you skank.
08:11I've been looking all over for you.
08:13I maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you, you block my number?
08:20Excuse me for just a second.
08:21I'll be a trip.
08:23I knew it.
08:25She's just after my money.
08:27All right.
08:28We'll go back and wait.
08:32Hmm.
08:33Cassandra, I finally found you.
08:36You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years.
08:40It's been, what, like three days?
08:43Besides, you are a married man.
08:47Act like it.
08:49Wait a minute.
08:50You know I was married?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52And you still spent my money?
08:54Yeah.
08:56Revenge.
08:57Oh, also, I did send everything I got directly to your wife, so, um, I hope she loves designer.
09:06Okay, so, um, anyway, y'all got married.
09:17Think about it.
09:21Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
09:25Yes!
09:28Sure, I'll marry you.
09:30Yeah?
09:31But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to find it.
09:33Are you sure about that?
09:37Because your suit you're wearing looks, like, really nice, actually.
09:41I'm the driver for a CEO.
09:43I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
09:45Eight or nine, that's not too bad.
09:48That's significantly more than I make, so.
09:50Uh, I mean, more, like, eight or nine grand, uh, quarterly.
09:54Oh.
09:55And it fluctuates a lot.
09:56I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
09:59I mean, that's, that's not bad.
10:01That's fine.
10:02Where are you living right now?
10:03New Parklands.
10:04In a, uh, one bedroom, one bed, one bathroom apartment.
10:08Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
10:11Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
10:14Come on!
10:15No, that's the, literally the heart of the city.
10:17Those places go for what?
10:19A couple thousand per square foot?
10:21Even the smallest ones are, like, two thousand square feet.
10:24Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
10:28Come on.
10:29Yeah, no, you're right.
10:30New Parklands is crazy.
10:31That's crazy!
10:32I is.
10:32I know, I'm sorry.
10:33I, I just do this thing when I get nervous.
10:36I just start lying.
10:38I do that.
10:39No, I do that, too.
10:40Seriously, I, I, I work in sales.
10:42I literally lie to customers for a living.
10:45Uh, no, actually, though, I'm, I'm kidding.
10:47Um, it's really, it's about, about what?
10:52It's all about hard work and not giving up.
10:54So, keep working hard.
10:57Maybe you'll get to live there one day.
10:59I, anyway, I am Cassandra.
11:03Officially introducing myself.
11:05I sell shoes for a living.
11:07I make about three thousand a month, but I make commission.
11:11So, you know, I could help out with the kids' expenses.
11:13Stuff like that.
11:14Uh-huh.
11:14Whoa.
11:15Okay, actually.
11:17Don't say anything.
11:18A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to think things over.
11:22So, no rush.
11:24Think about my answer, okay?
11:30Why don't you marry her?
11:32I'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
11:36Sure.
11:37Have it your way.
11:39Miss Margaret.
11:45There.
11:45Happy.
11:46Happy.
11:47And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman, anyway?
11:50You don't even know her.
11:51Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
11:54Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
11:58Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
12:00Do you really want that to happen again?
12:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Charity, Charity.
12:07I'm so sorry.
12:08Did Daddy scare you?
12:09No, I'm hungry.
12:11I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
12:15Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
12:18Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
12:20No, Chance, you said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
12:26Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
12:29Which one will you choose?
12:31Your pride or my sister who's starving to death?
12:36Ah, you kids.
12:39All right, all right, all right, I'll marry her.
12:41Okay?
12:42Happy?
12:44There's just one condition that we have to follow.
12:47We cannot let her know that we're rich, okay?
12:51I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first.
12:54Deal?
12:55Well, then that's a deal.
12:59You little rascals.
13:06Chance, do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
13:09I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday presents.
13:15And I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
13:20No, no, silly.
13:21That's not enough to get Mommy anything.
13:23Anything.
13:25First, let's get focused on getting Mommy and Daddy married.
13:30And then she'll get all of Daddy's money, and that will be a lot more than we have.
13:35Hello?
13:42Who's this?
13:43This is, uh, uh, uh, William Stein.
13:47Okay, and who would that be?
13:50Your husband.
13:51You might want to save this number.
13:52Oh, come on.
14:02Dude, seriously?
14:03I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
14:06I mean, you can marry anybody.
14:07And you're letting your kids choose.
14:10Crazy how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
14:15I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
14:17I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
14:23A little over two grand a month with two kids?
14:27Girl, that does not sound too stable to me.
14:29How do you know that he's not using you?
14:31He's pretty cute.
14:32And the kids.
14:33Abby.
14:35They're a boy and a girl.
14:36Fraternal twins.
14:38They remind me of my babies.
14:43Cass, you can't say that out loud ever, okay?
14:47He's just going to think you're trying to replace the kids you lost.
14:49He won't trust you.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Anyway, where's the ring?
14:54Any honeymoon plans?
14:55Come on, we can't afford any of that.
14:57Girl, no.
14:58Stand up for yourself, okay?
15:00Tell him you want to go shopping right now.
15:02Shopping?
15:04Text him.
15:05If he's not spending his money on you, he's just going to be spending it on someone else.
15:08You know what?
15:10There is a little something that I want.
15:13Gold, David.
15:21I knew it.
15:22She's showing her true colors now.
15:25I do think this is really pretty.
15:27Affordable, too.
15:29Okay.
15:30Yeah, I'll take both.
15:32So, you're picking something out for the kids.
15:38Yes.
15:39I wanted a gift for them.
15:41You know, it's my first time being a mom, you know.
15:43I wanted to go with a bang.
15:46That'll be $1,200, please.
15:50$1,200?
15:52For...
15:53Did I get a discount?
15:54I did get two.
15:55I want to get one.
15:57No, we don't do that around here.
16:01Come on.
16:02Work with me here.
16:03I actually work here, too.
16:04Right around the corner.
16:04Lita's Luxury Shoes.
16:05Ever heard of it?
16:06So, you...
16:07You throw me a bone here.
16:09I'll hook you up next time you come into the stock.
16:11Yeah.
16:11I'll throw in a free pair of heel protectors.
16:13I'll put that.
16:15It's only $1,200.
16:17I mean, if you can't afford it, you don't need to waste my time.
16:21Are you taking them or not?
16:22I don't.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27I'm taking them.
16:28I'll take them.
16:34They do do distance right now.
16:37Yeah, birthdays, holidays, stuff like that.
16:39Although it's not my birthday, so that's a long shot.
16:42Mommy!
16:43Mommy, you've got to pay for a new teacher to, like, a gift for you.
16:51What about this one over here?
16:53It looks nice, doesn't it?
16:54Of course it's nice.
16:57It's $150,000.
17:00$150,000 for that.
17:04My mom would like to try it on.
17:07Oh, if you can't afford to buy it, you can't afford to try it on.
17:14I can be held responsible if you damage such a precious piece.
17:18Yeah.
17:18Daddy, can you keep playing for Mommy?
17:22Okay, sweetheart.
17:25I'll buy it.
17:27Wait a second.
17:28I'm so sorry, Charity.
17:32I seem to have left my wallet at home.
17:34Sir, if you'd like some other options, there's a goodwill right around the corner.
17:39That might be more if you're seeing.
17:43You're doubting my father because you think he can't afford it.
17:48What's going on here?
17:49Mr. Richard.
17:50Sir.
17:51Hello, Mr. Richards.
17:53My wife here was looking at the rings over there in this locker right here, but I seem
17:59to have forgot my wallet at home.
18:00You guys do discounts for birthdays, right?
18:03It just so happens to be my birthday today.
18:05And I was hoping you'd get that discount.
18:19Okay, you know what, Will?
18:20Let's just call it.
18:21If this was half off, we couldn't afford it, let alone some birthday discount.
18:24Uh, Gillian.
18:25What?
18:26What was that?
18:27What?
18:29The necklace, everything is free.
18:30Don't worry about it.
18:31You don't have to pay.
18:31No.
18:32No.
18:33We'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos.
18:36Yes.
18:37Oh.
18:38Uh, you enjoy your birthday, right?
18:40Free?
18:41Yes.
18:43Thank you so much.
18:44Thank you, Charity.
18:44You have yourself a fantastic birthday.
18:46Oh, thank you.
18:48Yes.
18:50Hope to see you soon.
18:51Come on.
18:52Sir, what the hell?
18:55How could you give away all of that for free, Richard?
19:00Free.
19:01You're the stupidest person in this entire fall?
19:04Oh, that was Gillian Steinwell, the wealthiest man in all of Winchester.
19:08You know, when the recession happened, he kept this entire company alive.
19:12And your salary.
19:13I could give up the whole debt store.
19:15Everything for him.
19:18She'll be right with you, sir.
19:19Oh, my God.
19:24We got all of that for free.
19:25He just gave us up.
19:26That is quite the birthday discount.
19:27If I've ever seen one, I'm going to come back every year.
19:29It's settled.
19:30Wait, wait.
19:34Yes.
19:37Oh, Charity has the birthmark, too.
19:41Congrats, Mama.
19:42Both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
19:46From their mom.
19:47What do you think?
19:48I popped them out?
19:48Right.
19:53Right.
19:53So, where is their mom now?
19:56Ah.
19:58She moved to Europe after the divorce we became a fashion designer.
20:03Stop it, Cassandra.
20:05Of course they have a mom.
20:06Your bio kids died seven years ago.
20:09Oh.
20:12Hey, Miss Mortensen.
20:14You booked an appointment with us today to look at a three-bedroom apartment?
20:16Yeah, sure, sure.
20:18Yeah, we'll be right over.
20:22Wait, wait, hold on.
20:23Oh.
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