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00:00:19With great power comes the absolute certainly it will turn on a right cunt. We got everything under control
00:00:25An explosion rocked midtown manhattan soldier boy, and what you gonna do when you find you need us
00:00:33You shot up an untested drug from VOD
00:00:38Neem a classified lab destroyed
00:00:41Three of my contacts disappeared as you're the one who base the debt
00:00:50Nathan will never walk again
00:00:53Grimms encountered your lover boy's on his way. Yeah, how much did the Russians pay you they didn't I loved you
00:01:00I hated you. We all did
00:01:04You're teaming up with a murderer, please don't go
00:01:13Well past few days have got me feeling a little um well philosophical
00:01:18Uh these supervillain attacks they've affected everyone doesn't matter who you are where you're from
00:01:26We're all in this together and together we can imagine a better world
00:01:31Imagine there's no heaven
00:01:37It's easy if you
00:01:39Try
00:01:41No, hell below us above us only sky
00:01:48Imagine
00:01:50all the people
00:01:53living for
00:01:55You may say I'm a dreamer
00:02:02But I'm not the only one
00:02:04You may say I'm the only one
00:02:06I hope someday you will join us
00:02:17Stop
00:02:18Deep
00:02:20Is there anyone else that can operate this thing seriously?
00:02:22Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them
00:02:24What you fired them?
00:02:26Yeah, I found it. I found it
00:02:27Okay
00:02:29Stop
00:02:32Show him in
00:02:37Soldier boy
00:02:38No, it's impossible. He died like 40 years ago
00:02:41Someone's cosplaying?
00:02:42Look at his face
00:02:44It's him
00:02:45Or maybe CGI
00:02:46It is not CGI
00:02:47It is not CGI
00:02:48You didn't even know what CGI stands for
00:02:49It stands for blow me
00:02:51I don't understand
00:02:52Where has he been?
00:02:53Why did he kill Crimson Countess?
00:02:54I mean the two were like fucking Kurt and Goldie
00:02:56Alright, you know what? This is fine. This is fine. We dominate the news cycle
00:02:59I will call Haberman
00:03:00We'll message that we got Soldier Boy totally under control
00:03:02Shut up
00:03:04You wanna tell the world that Soldier Boy
00:03:07Hero of Heroes
00:03:08Is back from the fucking dead and blowing up Midtown
00:03:11Before me he was fought
00:03:13His statue's in front of the fucking building, Ashley
00:03:15Oh my God, if this gets out
00:03:19The company's fucked, I'm fucked
00:03:20Oh God, if the company falls, I'm fucked
00:03:22Oh fuck
00:03:25Oh God, why is this happening to me?
00:03:29This is not fair
00:03:31This is so fucking unfair
00:03:38Okay, I'll handle this
00:03:40I'm gonna find him and kill him
00:03:42You bury it
00:03:43You bury it
00:03:44All of it, the footage
00:03:45No one sees it
00:03:46He fucks it up, it's your head
00:03:47You are
00:03:53Why would he kill Crimson Countess?
00:03:55He was your team leader, you have any idea?
00:03:57I'm really glad to have you with me on this one, pal
00:04:07Seriously?
00:04:09You're the only one I can count on
00:04:11No one I can count on
00:04:13Oh, thank you.
00:04:43What the hell?
00:05:07Where's the chopstick oriental sauce?
00:05:09They don't have that anymore?
00:05:12Why the fuck not?
00:05:13Uh, many, many good reasons.
00:05:16Did you get the other shit?
00:05:18There you go, Guff.
00:05:23Man, I missed Benny's.
00:05:25It's how we won D-Day, you know.
00:05:27We were wired to the fucking gills.
00:05:28Listen, let's have a little chat about this team, okay?
00:05:36Yeah, what the hell do I need a team for?
00:05:38The last one handed me to the Reds.
00:05:39And we got shit out of that little pill.
00:05:42We wrapped up Crimson Countess and delivered her like a fucking Christmas turkey.
00:05:46And I even sorted gunpowder for you.
00:05:49Why am I supposed to be impressed with that?
00:05:51It's like killing Emmanuel Lewis.
00:05:53Yeah, well, he grew up a bit since you last saw him.
00:05:58Hands off the fucking shield.
00:06:00Anyway, you want payback on payback, don't you?
00:06:03Well, it just so happens that we are experts at exterminating shitbag soups.
00:06:10You see, it's a whole different wound out there now, son.
00:06:13We're here to help you find your way.
00:06:15Well, I can find them on my own.
00:06:17Are you sure?
00:06:18I mean, do you know what a GPS is?
00:06:21Or Bluetooth?
00:06:22Or, I mean, the Internet?
00:06:27You made those words up?
00:06:28No, no, no, those are real words.
00:06:30And you need those to find them.
00:06:32All right, you need us.
00:06:35Kid's right.
00:06:37And all we ask in return.
00:06:40Is that you add one more name to the list.
00:06:49Who?
00:06:51A right cunt named Homelander.
00:06:55I've seen pictures.
00:06:58Who is he?
00:07:00He's the new you.
00:07:02No one's the new me, pal.
00:07:07But why him?
00:07:08Let's just say you're not the only one who wants to pay back.
00:07:17All right.
00:07:18You help me find the rest of my team.
00:07:21And I'll help you with this Homelander.
00:07:22I'm here.
00:07:46I'm here.
00:07:46I'm here.
00:07:46I'm here.
00:07:47I don't know.
00:08:17So, you think that Soldier Boy is going after the rest of Payback?
00:08:21Countess wasn't strong enough to fuck him over on her own.
00:08:24She had help.
00:08:26Soldier Boy's just getting started.
00:08:28Do you know where any of them are?
00:08:29Those shady-ass TNT twins got an address in Vermont.
00:08:33Okay, does Butcher have it?
00:08:34Nope.
00:08:36But he'll get it.
00:08:37I think Soldier Boy is bulletproof.
00:08:41This ain't for Soldier Boy.
00:08:46Look.
00:08:48I'm pissed at those guys, too, but we have to keep our heads on.
00:08:52Why?
00:08:53Why do I always have to take the high road?
00:08:55You know, when white folks get mad, y'all motherfuckers go berserk,
00:08:58but I got to turn the other cheek?
00:09:01Fuck the high road, fuck Butcher, and fuck Huey!
00:09:04Huey is not himself right now.
00:09:06Huey is a grown-ass man that's made his own choices.
00:09:08M.M., please.
00:09:11Soldier Boy is going to kill more people.
00:09:13I mean, fuck!
00:09:14Kimiko is in the hospital.
00:09:16She lost her powers.
00:09:17Frenchie isn't answering.
00:09:18Alex is dead.
00:09:20And Maeve...
00:09:21We're all we've got.
00:09:32It's up to us.
00:09:33Oh, shit.
00:09:43This is Starlight?
00:09:46Yeah, of course, Ashley.
00:09:47I'll be right there.
00:09:48I gotta go up to the tower for a little bit.
00:09:50Now?
00:09:51If I don't go, they're gonna know something's up.
00:09:53I'll be one hour.
00:09:56Do I need to worry about you?
00:09:58No.
00:09:58Even the greatest trees must grow from a single seed.
00:10:13Follow one proud black man's journey to the root of his roots
00:10:17as he takes the A-Train to Africa.
00:10:23Jesus fucking Christ.
00:10:24Hey!
00:10:27It looks great.
00:10:29Man, there's so much strength and dignity.
00:10:31What are you doing about Blue Hawk?
00:10:34Okay, first of all, everyone at Vought
00:10:36is just heartbroken over your brother's tragic accident.
00:10:39It wasn't an accident.
00:10:40Blue Hawk went apeshit for no reason.
00:10:42Well, he said he felt threatened.
00:10:43Threatened?
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:44But what?
00:10:45A room full of black people with no superpowers?
00:10:47Look, I've scheduled him for 12 weeks of sensitivity training.
00:10:50Fuck that!
00:10:51I want charges brought.
00:10:52Okay, A-Train, persecuting Blue Hawk will only make things worse.
00:10:56This is a time for healing.
00:10:57I don't give a shit.
00:10:59I thought we got rid of the Nazis around here.
00:11:02Vought rejects racism and Nazism unequivocally.
00:11:04Okay?
00:11:05Now, uh, can we talk about this later?
00:11:07I have a lot going on today.
00:11:10You know, whatever.
00:11:11I don't need you.
00:11:12I'll just ping his chip, go get his ass myself.
00:11:14No.
00:11:15Homelander wants everyone to present a united front right now.
00:11:18My brother is paralyzed.
00:11:20I want some fucking justice!
00:11:22Seriously?
00:11:24Justice.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:25You want justice?
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:27Ugh!
00:11:28Ugh!
00:11:30I have spent over a hundred hours in crisis management meetings,
00:11:34specifically figuring out how to cover up your bullshit,
00:11:38including all three of your straight-up murders,
00:11:40while you were out in the club with your crew,
00:11:42or getting your toes sucked by Popclaw,
00:11:44who, let's not forget,
00:11:45you also murdered!
00:11:47Yeah, that's right.
00:11:48I know about that.
00:11:50You did not give a shit about all the collateral you caused then.
00:11:53Now, all of a sudden, you care?
00:11:55Because it happened to you?
00:11:58Go fuck yourself.
00:12:01Yeah, that's right.
00:12:03I said that...
00:12:06out loud.
00:12:08Oh, Mander.
00:12:22What?
00:12:22A couple things.
00:12:23Uh,
00:12:24Noir.
00:12:25He's, uh,
00:12:26he's gone.
00:12:28What do you mean he's gone?
00:12:29He cut out a striking chip.
00:12:30No, he, he, he...
00:12:41He, he wouldn't...
00:12:44Not Noir.
00:12:45He wouldn't run.
00:12:49Well...
00:12:49He wouldn't do that to me.
00:12:52He would, he wouldn't run.
00:12:55Tell him...
00:12:56what we figured out.
00:12:58Right.
00:12:59We think Crimson Countess was just the start.
00:13:01We think he's going after his whole team,
00:13:03including the war.
00:13:05The good news is,
00:13:05that means we know where he's probably headed next.
00:13:08The twins.
00:13:09TNT.
00:13:10They're the closest.
00:13:11Vermont.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:17Okay?
00:13:18Really?
00:13:19Homeowner, thank you so much!
00:13:20Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:13:21You go there.
00:13:28And you check it out.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:30And if Soldier Boy does show up,
00:13:34then, uh,
00:13:35you call me.
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:39Uh,
00:13:40what should I tell the twins?
00:13:41I don't give a fuck.
00:13:42Got it.
00:13:44Hey,
00:13:45that was amazing!
00:13:46Yeah, but you know,
00:13:47I didn't need you to jump in there like that.
00:13:48I had the whole thing.
00:13:49Hey, hey!
00:13:51I'm just trying to help.
00:13:52Okay?
00:13:53We're in this together.
00:13:54Right?
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:56Right.
00:13:57Right.
00:13:57Right.
00:13:57Why the long face, Tiger?
00:14:20What if I can't handle him?
00:14:26I mean,
00:14:28if you are, Ren,
00:14:29no, you can handle him.
00:14:31You're the top of the food chain.
00:14:34Hey.
00:14:35Hey.
00:14:37When we were kids,
00:14:39alone in the bathroom,
00:14:41I got us through it.
00:14:42Right?
00:14:43Don't I always?
00:14:46Always.
00:14:48No matter what.
00:14:49No matter what.
00:14:50And now,
00:14:51I'll get us through this,
00:14:52just as long as you and me
00:14:54stick together.
00:14:56What if Edgar's right?
00:14:59What if it was a mistake
00:15:01to take over Vaught,
00:15:02and then...
00:15:04I am just talented.
00:15:06They all know I'm a fraud.
00:15:08Now, what do you care
00:15:09what a bunch of mud people think?
00:15:11Come on.
00:15:12Tell me the real reason.
00:15:13I want to hear you say it.
00:15:14Say it!
00:15:17I want them to love me.
00:15:19Yatsi!
00:15:22Only it never seems to work out,
00:15:24does it?
00:15:25Madeline,
00:15:26Maeve,
00:15:27Stormfront,
00:15:28even your own son.
00:15:30So why do you keep running
00:15:32headfirst into the same brick wall?
00:15:34I don't know.
00:15:42Pants on fire,
00:15:44you know.
00:15:45It's because deep down
00:15:46there's a part of you
00:15:47that is still...
00:15:49human.
00:15:50No.
00:15:51Part of you is...
00:15:53a dirty,
00:15:54shriveled,
00:15:55anemic little part of you
00:15:56that still mules
00:15:57for approval
00:15:58and love
00:15:59and a mommy
00:16:00and a daddy
00:16:01and a boo-woo-woo.
00:16:03Look at me,
00:16:04Tiger.
00:16:06Look at me.
00:16:09We're gonna cut that part of you
00:16:10out like a cancer.
00:16:13And then?
00:16:14Well then, my boy,
00:16:16you can finally be
00:16:17who you were always
00:16:18meant to be.
00:16:21Pure.
00:16:21Clean.
00:16:22Clean.
00:16:24Like marble.
00:16:26Stop!
00:16:28These people
00:16:29would rather die
00:16:31than be Soviet slaves.
00:16:34It's too late.
00:16:35Afghanistan is ours.
00:16:38Wrong.
00:16:39It's free.
00:16:41And I'll stand
00:16:41by our Mujahideen brothers
00:16:43until the end.
00:16:45You know what else I'll do?
00:16:48What?
00:16:50I'll distract you.
00:16:52T.T.
00:16:56Dang it!
00:17:00These fucking twins.
00:17:03No, they couldn't
00:17:04hit their fucking marks.
00:17:06Fucking unprofessionals
00:17:07is what they are.
00:17:09Hey, uh,
00:17:10butchers gonna find them.
00:17:11Why don't you, uh,
00:17:12why don't you get some sleep?
00:17:13Hmm, no.
00:17:14Slept enough.
00:17:17We know you love
00:17:18taking your babies everywhere.
00:17:20No matter where you go,
00:17:21starlight...
00:17:22Do men really walk around like that?
00:17:24Yeah. I mean, dads do.
00:17:27Okay, well, Bill Cosby is America's dad.
00:17:30And I'll tell you one thing, he wouldn't be caught dead in that pussy gear.
00:17:34Lots to unpack there.
00:17:35Cos. That's a real man.
00:17:38Holy shit, did he make some strong drinks.
00:17:41Holy fucking shit.
00:17:42Seriously, what passes as a man today?
00:17:46Christ on a cross.
00:17:47I read that we were ass-up in Afghanistan.
00:17:54What the fuck is up with that?
00:17:56Those are the good guys.
00:17:57When I left, it was, uh...
00:17:59I mean, goddammit, we were ten and one, you know?
00:18:02I led the 116th on the Omaha Beach.
00:18:05I was in the fucking eagle's nest.
00:18:07I fought for this country.
00:18:12I fought for this country.
00:18:15What did I get for it?
00:18:17Forgotten.
00:18:23I'm left to rot by my own team.
00:18:34You know, I wanted some Rugrats of my own.
00:18:39What count us?
00:18:41Well, ain't that a bitch?
00:18:43You know, a couple of little boys, raise them up to be men.
00:18:46Now...
00:18:49Now I got nothing.
00:18:54Hey, um...
00:18:56Can I ask you something?
00:18:59What happened in Midtown?
00:19:05I don't know.
00:19:06I mean, your team wasn't there, so did someone do anything or say something?
00:19:09I said I don't know.
00:19:10Okay. Okay, yeah.
00:19:19I blacked out.
00:19:25About ten minutes.
00:19:27When I came to, the damage was done.
00:19:30I didn't mean to hurt those people.
00:19:38I'm not a bad guy.
00:19:42But that won't happen again.
00:19:45Right?
00:19:48Only if they got it coming.
00:19:49Oi, oi.
00:19:57You're bleeding.
00:19:59Not mine.
00:20:01Got an address.
00:20:02We're off to Vermont.
00:20:03Lord of the Seven Seas.
00:20:23Wow.
00:20:24Oh, man, I'm such an incredible fan.
00:20:27Jesus, Tommy.
00:20:28Slather his balls in peanut butter, why don't we?
00:20:30Sorry.
00:20:31My sister's a goddamn bitch.
00:20:32And, uh, TNT.
00:20:34Right.
00:20:35I'm a big fan of yours, too.
00:20:37Cool outfits.
00:20:38I always felt you got railroaded with that starlight thing, by the way.
00:20:42You know, like, what?
00:20:43Nowadays, you can't even pay a lady a compliment.
00:20:45I know, right?
00:20:46You're disgusting.
00:20:48Anyway, we are just so pleased, you know.
00:20:50Have a big star such as yourself.
00:20:53Grace R.
00:20:53Humble soiree.
00:20:55You guys having a party?
00:21:00Oh, boy, is this...
00:21:04This is a hero, guys.
00:21:27I'm really glad you're here.
00:21:30I missed you.
00:21:39Who's joining us?
00:21:41They didn't tell you?
00:21:42Hey, there.
00:21:47Hey, lady.
00:21:51The mayor can say anything she wants, but Homelander is the one working to catch the guy.
00:21:56We're about to turn a corner here.
00:21:58Absolutely.
00:21:59We are.
00:22:00Thank you, honey.
00:22:00Of course we are.
00:22:01That's reassuring.
00:22:04But there are 19 dead and dozens wounded.
00:22:07Congresswoman Newman, what do you say to the Americans who are watching right now and feeling scared?
00:22:13Yeah, look, it's understandable.
00:22:14What kind of a nasty question is that?
00:22:17Oh, no, it's fine.
00:22:17It's not what I just said.
00:22:19I keep saying this is not a problem.
00:22:22I'm sorry, sir.
00:22:23I didn't mean...
00:22:23I don't have time for your mediocre ambush.
00:22:26Your job is to report facts, not attack us when we sit here and tell you the truth.
00:22:30The American people, they know.
00:22:34They know when someone's telling them facts, and they know when the media is lying to them.
00:22:38There is no problem.
00:22:40It is safe to go out, period.
00:22:43Yeah, we're done here.
00:22:46Stupid fucking heck.
00:22:49Up next, Chuck makes empanadas with Rachel Ray.
00:22:55And we're clear.
00:22:55You fucking amateur.
00:22:57The next report you're going to be doing is inside my fucking asshole, you piece of shit.
00:23:01Hey, are you free for a little catch-up?
00:23:03You know what?
00:23:04I'm a little slammed right now.
00:23:06Oh, come on.
00:23:07Ten minutes won't kill you.
00:23:10Hey, so, uh, where's Huey?
00:23:19Oh, he's just camping with his dad for a couple of days.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:24Okay, good.
00:23:25Oh, great.
00:23:26I thought he was avoiding me or something, you know, because he was scared I was going to pop his head.
00:23:33Hmm?
00:23:34Come on, Annie.
00:23:36Put him away.
00:23:38Not going to hurt you.
00:23:40Or Huey or your families.
00:23:42Besides, you'd lose.
00:23:45Why are you here?
00:23:47Because I want to help you.
00:23:49Huh.
00:23:50Help.
00:23:52From the psycho who blew up Congress.
00:23:54Look, most of those guys passed around deep fakes of me on the House floor, blowing Bin Laden, so I'm not exactly overwhelmed with sympathy.
00:24:01Annie, you need me.
00:24:05You're all alone.
00:24:06I mean, come on, that hashtag home light shit.
00:24:08That looks like you're in a hostage video.
00:24:10Blink twice if I'm wrong.
00:24:12And what, you gotta play nice with the guy that throat fucks you on your first day of work?
00:24:15And Maeve, they say Maeve is in rehab.
00:24:19But you and I both know she's probably dead.
00:24:20I'm all you got.
00:24:24Come on, Annie, you and I are friends.
00:24:27None of that has changed for me.
00:24:28Are you ever going to get to the point?
00:24:29You have 193 million Instagram followers.
00:24:35Let me hear influence and I'll lend you mine.
00:24:37I can protect you from Homelander.
00:24:39You'll finally be team captain for real.
00:24:41And in return, you help me goose my numbers.
00:24:44I can finally get my education reform bill passed.
00:24:47We can make things better, Annie.
00:24:49For my daughter.
00:24:51For a lot of daughters.
00:24:55Come on, what do you say?
00:24:59You're right.
00:25:07This whole place...
00:25:12I'm so fucking tired...
00:25:16...of listening to people tell me I need to be shitty in order to win.
00:25:24Fuck you.
00:25:26And fuck Homelander.
00:25:28And fuck Vought and this whatever-it-takes-crap.
00:25:32You're just going to end up sitting on top of this steaming pile of shit that you built.
00:25:39I'm done.
00:25:41I'm fucking done.
00:25:43I'm not doing it anymore.
00:25:45You're not going to be doing anything if Homelander kills you.
00:25:47Yeah, maybe.
00:25:48But then I'll know I'm not working with a fucking nut job.
00:25:51So, either pop my head, or get the hell out.
00:25:56Hey, keep this between us.
00:26:16It'd be really tough to take out America, sweetheart.
00:26:19Sure.
00:26:20But not impossible.
00:26:21But not impossible.
00:26:21I'm not.
00:26:22But not impossible.
00:26:24I'm not.
00:26:38I'm so sorry.
00:26:56No!
00:27:03No!
00:27:04No!
00:27:05No!
00:27:06No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:08No!
00:27:09No!
00:27:10No!
00:27:11No!
00:27:12No!
00:27:13No!
00:27:14No!
00:27:15No!
00:27:16No!
00:27:17This body is a masterpiece, no?
00:27:22Did you know the story behind this one?
00:27:27Years ago, my cousin Kolya went to its witness, so I sent my Sergei.
00:27:32Not even three bullets could stop my dead dog.
00:27:38Bar fight on the Basque coast.
00:27:42He started it.
00:27:44Oh, my beast, this is my favorite.
00:27:48When Sergei was 14 years old, he dropped a glass.
00:27:52His father told him to kneel in the shards and not move until he said so.
00:27:57Little Sergei did not shift an inch.
00:28:01Not even after his father left to get drunk and pass out in the whorehouse.
00:28:05Oh, please, don't cry for Sergei.
00:28:10He likes to be told what to do.
00:28:12And he loves to be punished when he's bad.
00:28:16Makes him hard.
00:28:18So, sherry?
00:28:22No.
00:28:23Or Kimiko?
00:28:24No, don't do it.
00:28:25Antonius!
00:28:26Nina!
00:28:27You must choose, Sergei.
00:28:28If not, I will kill both of them.
00:28:30And when you've finished screaming, crying, I will kill you too.
00:28:41Choose.
00:28:42No!
00:28:48No!
00:28:49No!
00:28:51No!
00:28:52No!
00:28:53No!
00:28:54No!
00:29:01No.
00:29:14No!
00:29:15Oh, no.
00:29:21Nick!
00:29:23Give me a call. Run!
00:29:32Give me a call!
00:29:34No!
00:29:45Oh, fuck.
00:29:52Oh, fuck.
00:29:57Oh, fuck.
00:29:58Oh, fuck.
00:30:15Unca! Unca!
00:30:19She's gone.
00:30:22Nina's gone.
00:30:25It's over.
00:30:28It's over.
00:30:39Have you always had that?
00:30:43I don't know what you're talking about.
00:30:52I grew up in Harlem.
00:30:54Brownstone filled with family.
00:30:56Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins.
00:31:00One night, there was a ruckus outside.
00:31:03I looked out the window, and it was Soulja Boy.
00:31:07He had pulled up on some kids that were trying to boost the bends.
00:31:10And so I run, and wake up my granddad.
00:31:13Grandpa! Grandpa! It's Soulja Boy! Come look!
00:31:16Soulja Boy takes the bends, and he hurls it through our house.
00:31:20Like a fucking freight train.
00:31:22And missed me by about six inches.
00:31:25My grandpa.
00:31:27One minute he was there.
00:31:33And then he wasn't.
00:31:36And I woke him up.
00:31:38I put him in that spot.
00:31:41That is not your fault.
00:31:43That's when this whole OCD shit started.
00:31:45I mean, I don't understand it.
00:31:46All I know is that if I didn't check the burners three times a night,
00:31:50Soulja Boy would come back and kill the rest of us.
00:31:52But I'm still that kid.
00:31:56Still getting up in the middle of the night.
00:32:01Checking the burners.
00:32:03Because if I don't,
00:32:06Soulja Boy is going to come back.
00:32:09And he's going to kill my family.
00:32:13I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:32:22And end this.
00:32:25Or it'll end me.
00:32:40Oh my god.
00:32:41Hell no.
00:32:42Oh my god.
00:32:43Oh my god.
00:32:44Invitation.
00:32:45I got your invitation right here.
00:32:47Hey.
00:32:48Starlight.
00:32:49I did not even recognize you.
00:32:51Come in.
00:32:52You are more than welcome to party.
00:32:54Party?
00:32:55Yeah.
00:32:56The 70th anniversary of your orgasm.
00:32:58Fuck me.
00:33:01Oh shit.
00:33:02You seem familiar.
00:33:04You're about to get familiar with these hands
00:33:05if you don't get this motherfucking love sausage
00:33:07away from my goddamn face.
00:33:09Okay, okay, okay.
00:33:10You're not soup.
00:33:13I'm with her.
00:33:15For the fuck party.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:17Um, mm-hmm.
00:33:18No, he's very good at cunnilingus.
00:33:19Yeah, his tongue is just...
00:33:20Really?
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:22He just gobbles that vagina right up.
00:33:24Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:33:26Mm-hmm.
00:33:27Love sausage, huh?
00:33:28This was good name for me.
00:33:29I like it.
00:33:30Come on in.
00:33:31Oh, my God.
00:33:32Oh, my God.
00:33:33Ah!
00:33:34Smuggle it off!
00:33:35Oh!
00:33:36All right, so once a year, a bunch of C-listers get together at one of their places like if they wicks went.
00:33:42Oh!
00:33:43Stop!
00:33:44You're orgasm.
00:33:45Mm-hmm.
00:33:46Mm-hmm.
00:33:47I get it.
00:33:48Holy acid.
00:33:49Ew.
00:33:50Oh!
00:33:51Stop!
00:33:52Holy acid!
00:33:53Holy acid!
00:33:54Holy acid!
00:33:55Holy acid!
00:33:56Holy acid!
00:33:57Help!
00:33:58Oh!
00:33:59Come on.
00:34:00Come on, my tongue.
00:34:02Oh, my God.
00:34:03Oh, my God.
00:34:04Oh, Tom!
00:34:05Holy acid!
00:34:06Holy acid!
00:34:07Oh.
00:34:08Oh.
00:34:10Come on.
00:34:12Come on, my tongue.
00:34:14Oh, my God.
00:34:15Oh, my God.
00:34:18Poor Frenchie.
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:20He's always wanted to see this.
00:34:21He's gonna be heartbroken.
00:34:23All right.
00:34:24Yes!
00:34:25you know what's fucked up is that it's real fucking sex workers here getting banged up
00:34:33not in a good way not that these suits give a shit when soldier boy gets here it's gonna be
00:34:39a slaughter we have to get these people out
00:34:42well bro the fuck did this motherfucker put on my jacket it's my favorite fucking jacket
00:34:52go find a bathroom let's clean it up let's go hello tail sashimi no no not in the mood for that
00:35:00thanks oh shit lick it up you yummy brown bear
00:35:09i can't i need a bathroom right now
00:35:19oh okay so that this is an actual orgy that's what this is
00:35:24fucking aero gazelle
00:35:26still a thing eh it is my thing i founded it in 52
00:35:32me and this other soup liberty man was she a firecracker
00:35:36french is gonna be up bro and he missed this
00:35:41there are a lot of people in there
00:35:44well as long as they stay out of my way they'll be fine
00:35:50okay all right just uh give me three minutes i'll jump in i'll jump back out i'll tell you
00:35:56exactly where to find the twins nobody else in your way three minutes
00:36:01soldier boy nah he's dead as dog shit
00:36:07no he's not i swear this is really happening
00:36:11please you need to help me get people out of here now
00:36:15starlight come on do not let them do this to you
00:36:19this this fear you heard what homelander said
00:36:23lamestream media is making a fucking mountain out of a molehill
00:36:26do research oh my god this is real
00:36:29these attacks are real soldier boy is real
00:36:33well i just think you could stand to be a little better and for the moment
00:36:37homelander's gonna take care of it okay
00:36:40i'm gonna go find a salad to toss
00:36:43excuse me
00:36:45i melted my cock ring
00:36:53oh jesus your striking powers
00:37:01oh my god your mouth is like a velvet vacuum draining my balls
00:37:09oh yeah you're so fucking hot
00:37:11god your legs go on for days
00:37:15oh my god
00:37:23what the fuck
00:37:25it's not what it looks like
00:37:26what are you doing here
00:37:28nothing i'm not doing anything why would you
00:37:29this octopus was sick
00:37:30why would you ask
00:37:31homelander is gonna love this
00:37:33no no wait wait wait wait please please please stop stop stop no
00:37:35okay okay okay okay look
00:37:37that's why i'm here
00:37:39it's his idea
00:37:40what's his idea
00:37:45i said no cameras in the toilet
00:37:50tommy
00:37:50you're pathetic
00:37:52you know what let's see how everyone feels about close-ups of their assholes without consent
00:38:00fuck you i'm done
00:38:01i never want to see you
00:38:03oh that's so sweet uh just i gotta get my ass full a breather
00:38:12you know
00:38:13goodbye to that westfield mall opening next week in pakey
00:38:17because nobody is coming to see you without me
00:38:21i fucking hate you i hate your mouth i hate the way your jaw pops when you chew and i hated every second i spent holding that clammy hand
00:38:29i wanted to kill you in the womb
00:38:31fuck you
00:38:32fuck you
00:38:33fuck you
00:38:34fuck you tommy
00:38:35fuck you bitch
00:38:36oh sorry
00:38:37uh
00:38:37fkk
00:38:39hey i know you like fucking soups but i'm off the tape
00:38:43that's not why i'm here okay
00:38:46you're here too, you know
00:38:48whatever point hub i don't have time for you right now
00:38:54hey you never said you were sorry what for robin you never apologized for robin jesus you want to
00:39:09do this right now yeah i do you just get away with everything don't you just running past all
00:39:14the broken people you leave behind all right you know what what
00:39:22i'm sorry is that what you want to hear
00:39:29because i am
00:39:33okay it's fucked up seeing somebody that you love get hurt like that
00:39:42i'm sorry
00:39:45i'm fucking sorry
00:39:52how did you do that no no no how the fuck did you do that i'll show you again no that is not
00:40:03going to happen a train get out of here not that you deserve the warning come on come on come on
00:40:11is he here he's only here for the twins all right nobody else has to get hurt you don't get to decide
00:40:23who to serve up on a platter here okay these are real people we need to clear the house now this is
00:40:28about to be a fucking bloodbath no it won't i made soldier boy promise not to do you stop it listen
00:40:33listen to me homelander is coming the deep told me when those two start fighting
00:40:45help me
00:40:55you have to go no i need to stop
00:40:57oh my god you teleported me what the fuck
00:41:07i saved you annie
00:41:10jesus christ all i want is to save you
00:41:14you keep saying that but i don't need you to save me
00:41:17right god forbid i help you because i always have to be the weak one
00:41:21the one you have to rescue you always have to be the strong one you always have to be so much
00:41:25stronger than me i thought that you didn't care about that i mean on our first date
00:41:32you said that it didn't bother you i know
00:41:34but it does
00:41:41sometimes
00:41:45a little
00:41:48i thought the drugs had fucked you up hughie but
00:41:56this is you
00:42:00this is all you
00:42:18elephant
00:42:40what'd you think you were gonna do with that
00:42:46you killed my family
00:42:56which one
00:42:59boy
00:43:06not him
00:43:10twins are up there
00:43:15so you get homelander
00:43:28but i can't get soldier boy
00:43:30you're a fucking hypocrite butcher
00:43:32now move
00:43:33i can't let you do it
00:43:34here'd be suicide
00:43:36oh come off it what you gonna do with it
00:43:53you're such a fucking idiot can't even work the tivo without me
00:43:59and there it is
00:44:03sick fuck
00:44:04hiya kids
00:44:05well that poop chute's had a workout huh
00:44:09looks like the lincoln tunnel
00:44:10ben
00:44:12ben
00:44:13you fuck me you selfish piece of shit
00:44:18that's enough
00:44:21nicaragua
00:44:28nicaragua wasn't our fault
00:44:29i swear to god
00:44:30and whose fault was it
00:44:32if you tell me
00:44:34maybe i'll let you go
00:44:36it was noir
00:44:37it was noir's idea
00:44:38top to bottom
00:44:39he gave you to the russians
00:44:41please
00:44:42noir
00:44:43noir
00:44:46noir wouldn't take a shit
00:44:47without vat say so
00:44:50please
00:44:51it's the truth
00:44:53give me your hands
00:45:13it's been years
00:45:14you want to die
00:45:15daddy
00:45:18daddy
00:45:19i gotta go
00:45:31annie wait
00:45:32annie annie annie just
00:45:33you can't go
00:45:35i can't
00:45:37i'm not gonna let you
00:45:39i don't want to hear it right now
00:46:02we gotta talk
00:46:14jesus christ
00:46:15not right now
00:46:15there's a psycho back there
00:46:17you hurt a lot of people
00:46:23you hurt my brother
00:46:25i'm not gonna get away
00:46:27not this time
00:46:28not this time
00:46:28not this time
00:46:57i'm not gonna let you
00:47:05help me
00:47:08someone prays help
00:47:10Help me.
00:47:21Someone please help.
00:47:40Someone please help me.
00:48:10What happened?
00:48:23William Butcher.
00:48:25And Soldier Boy.
00:48:27Of course.
00:48:29You are behind this.
00:48:31This whole thing.
00:48:35It really is all about me.
00:48:37William, we made a deal to fight to the death.
00:48:43You and me.
00:48:45This is cheating.
00:48:48Deal's off.
00:48:57You were my hero growing up.
00:48:59I watched all your movies.
00:49:01Hundreds of times.
00:49:04You were the only one that was nearly as strong as me.
00:49:07Buddy.
00:49:09You think you look strong?
00:49:11You're wearing a cape.
00:49:13You're just a cheap fucking knockoff.
00:49:16Oh, no, no, no.
00:49:21I'm the upgrade.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:39Em, Em, Em, Em.
00:49:40Please, I need you.
00:49:41People are hurt.
00:49:42Em, Em.
00:49:44Please.
00:49:45He doesn't control you.
00:49:47We have to help these people. It's up to us.
00:50:12You don't really have me going for a minute there.
00:50:17Oi.
00:50:26What the fuck?
00:50:35What have you done?
00:50:38Scourge the earth.
00:50:47I'm out of here.
00:50:56Oh my.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:51:28Let's go.
00:51:58Let's go.
00:52:28Let's go.
00:52:58Let's go.
00:52:59Let's go.
00:53:00Let's go.
00:53:01Let's go.
00:53:02Hey, please.
00:53:07Easy.
00:53:08We need a doctor to restore these stitches.
00:53:10What do you mean?
00:53:21No.
00:53:22You are not a monster.
00:53:27No.
00:53:36You are not a monster.
00:53:40It seems no matter how much we tried our own, we cannot escape our old lives, huh?
00:53:52I suppose no one can run that fast.
00:53:53I suppose no one can run that fast.
00:53:59Let's go.
00:54:00Let's go.
00:54:04I'll do that.
00:54:08I'll do that.
00:54:09Let's go.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:12Homelander helped make me America's sweetheart.
00:55:18He's gonna regret that.
00:55:28You ready?
00:55:30Mm-hmm.
00:55:32I'm in Montpelier, Vermont.
00:55:34Twelve heroes and civilians are dead.
00:55:37A lot more are wounded.
00:55:39Now, Homelander and Vought are going to tell you that it was the supervillain that they have it handled.
00:55:46They don't.
00:55:49It was Soldier Boy.
00:55:51I know I sound insane, but Soldier Boy doesn't care about protecting Americans, and he probably never has.
00:56:01Most heroes don't care about you.
00:56:05They only care about their image, and...
00:56:10Homelander is the worst of them.
00:56:13He's hurt people.
00:56:16He's done something to Maeve.
00:56:19I don't know what they're gonna do to me for telling the truth.
00:56:27But I'm going to keep doing it.
00:56:31And I should have done it sooner.
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:56:35And one more thing...
00:56:37I'm not Starlight anymore.
00:56:41My name is Annie January.
00:56:45And I fucking quit.
00:57:11I want to be my friend Ter jeg sphere in the book.
00:57:14Elizabeth Ng has revealed her own theres, and...
00:57:18He seems very severe to die.
00:57:19And I hear that any movies do, like...
00:57:20The truth is, cause you have scenes in the Universe in the universe.
00:57:26Here are some others who love it because he knows how to do it.
00:57:28This is just a point where he'sCTent-group.
00:57:30Because he doesn't care.
00:57:32There are animals that are different characters with entities inside.
00:57:35But if there are hands you are not Moonlazek災 to greed,
00:57:36but he also remembered them into League of Avengers.
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