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00:00:00Oh, he gotta really get it up in there, dawg.
00:00:12Some scenes deserve eternal damnation.
00:00:14I've committed murders.
00:00:16Inmate refused visitation.
00:00:17No!
00:00:20Panic attack.
00:00:21Whatever you're doing, stop it.
00:00:23They killed Cameron Coleman because they thought that he was the fucking leak.
00:00:26I'm done!
00:00:27Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.
00:00:29So either Sage was lying to you, or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.
00:00:33I'd do anything for you.
00:00:35That's my point.
00:00:38Give me God!
00:00:40Victoria here, she's an integral part of the plan.
00:00:42We'll handle Singer after the election certified.
00:00:44You need plausible deniability when the 25th is invoked.
00:00:47You're talking about a coup.
00:00:49You give us a list of what you need to extract the virus.
00:00:52I might get strong enough to tell Homelander.
00:00:54We're not just talking about killing Homelander.
00:00:56We're talking about killing every soup on Earth.
00:00:59No one ever said nothing about genocide.
00:01:01The fuck's that supposed to me?
00:01:02You're me.
00:01:03You got a big ol' fat V'd up brain tumor, you cunt.
00:01:06Which is why you are seeing me in the first place.
00:01:09I am you.
00:01:10I am you.
00:01:11Well done.
00:01:12Merry Christmas, H. Ryan.
00:01:34Oh, Merry Christmas, Ryan.
00:01:37Why the long face?
00:01:39Pfft. Antifa.
00:01:42What's that?
00:01:43Well, Ryan, it's a word for people who hate superheroes and America even more than they hate Christmas.
00:01:50Well, what do they look like?
00:01:51That's the problem. They can look like anyone. Your neighbors, your teachers, even your mom and dad.
00:02:00When you see something, say something. Report that groomer when he comes for you.
00:02:06See something, say something. Cause he hates America and Christmas, too.
00:02:12It's the woke principal and his husband, Chad. Or could be your uncle who says soups are bad.
00:02:17It might even be your mom and your dad.
00:02:20Uh, Tommy, can we cut out for a second?
00:02:22Uh, that's a cut on rehearsal.
00:02:23That's a cut, son.
00:02:26Hey, is everything okay?
00:02:28I mean, yeah, it's just, we're telling kids to report on their own parents.
00:02:32Lyrics were approved by your dad, personally, so.
00:02:36Right. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:38It's no problem.
00:02:39Uh, I just need to go 10-1.
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:52PR, I made that apology to Temple Beth Bell, so that should be a dumb fucking deal.
00:02:57Um, secondly, we've got a...
00:02:59I thought the meeting started at 11.
00:03:03We moved it up.
00:03:05Huh.
00:03:06Um, next.
00:03:08Oh, marketing would like to start selling these NFTs of you.
00:03:11Apparently, you're not just buying JPEGs, you're joining a community.
00:03:15Ashley.
00:03:16Yes, sir.
00:03:16Get out.
00:03:17Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. Yes, absolutely.
00:03:27Sage.
00:03:29Who's the leak?
00:03:31We're making inquiries to process.
00:03:33We're eliminating any...
00:03:36I assume you know what that is?
00:03:39It's a bug?
00:03:40Specifically, William Butcher's bug.
00:03:42They probably heard every single word we said at Tech Nights.
00:03:47And likely killed him.
00:03:48They won't go public with the information.
00:03:50And why not?
00:03:51Because it would short-circuit everything they really want.
00:03:54Which is to quietly take out Newman.
00:03:55Once and for all.
00:03:56Yeah, we should slaughter Butcher and his whole fucking team.
00:04:00Now that is a great idea, sir.
00:04:02Butcher will be dead.
00:04:03In a few months anyway.
00:04:05And this close to go time, I wouldn't stir up shit with the CIA.
00:04:07Yes, yes, yes.
00:04:08Your illustrious fucking plan.
00:04:11We killed Cameron Coleman for no reason.
00:04:13A speed bump.
00:04:14But ultimately, harmless.
00:04:15Cameron golfed with Mike Lindell.
00:04:17Who just pulled 50 million bucks worth of pillow commercials.
00:04:20You call that harmless?
00:04:21Oh, look at Daisy Duck Dynasty doing that.
00:04:24You know, Firecracker and I have been talking.
00:04:27Stimulating, I'm sure.
00:04:30Sorry.
00:04:31You have brains, Sage.
00:04:33But I have wisdom.
00:04:34And what happens if those brains of yours get blown out again?
00:04:42Leaving you talking like a gibbering idiot.
00:04:48Firecracker and I will find the leak.
00:04:50With respect, the last time...
00:04:51Respect?
00:04:52I don't hear no fucking respect.
00:04:54In fact, I am personally offended by the way you are talking to this great man.
00:04:58You just focus on the shooter.
00:05:02Make sure he's good to go on the 6th.
00:05:04You'll be ready.
00:05:06Good.
00:05:08You may leave.
00:05:13This one's called The World's Our Oyster.
00:05:17Shimmering forest of kelp.
00:05:19Like nature's car wash brushes.
00:05:21The dark bottom jellyfish glow.
00:05:24Like frothouse lava lamps.
00:05:26I can swim you anywhere.
00:05:27To seven seas.
00:05:29One big light road.
00:05:31Jesus, Kevin.
00:05:32You really have the soul of a poet.
00:05:35Stop.
00:05:37You're so bad.
00:05:39And God, your tongue is like an outboard motor.
00:05:42Yeah?
00:05:43I came so many times.
00:05:45Really?
00:05:46Really?
00:05:57I got to go, babe.
00:06:02What?
00:06:03You do?
00:06:04Duty calls.
00:06:06Babe.
00:06:06No, no.
00:06:07Wait.
00:06:08Come on, babe.
00:06:09You know you can't be out of water for too long.
00:06:10No, you promised me you'd move me into the tank above the bed.
00:06:14Right.
00:06:14No, of course, babe.
00:06:16A hundred percent.
00:06:17I just got to, uh, you know, clear out the freshwater exotics first.
00:06:21And then it'll be all set.
00:06:22Oh, and I got a notes call with Shia on his new draft of Honey Boy 2.
00:06:26It's really starting to sing.
00:06:28Well, can I move in tomorrow?
00:06:30Yeah, totally.
00:06:32Just like that, I'm supposed to pick up and leave?
00:06:34Christmas in the desert?
00:06:35Terrific.
00:06:36You're safer with Jen in Sedona, okay?
00:06:40Some things might happen soon.
00:06:43What do you mean?
00:06:44What kind of things?
00:06:45It's better you don't know.
00:06:46You call me out of the place.
00:06:48I have called you every day.
00:06:50For weeks.
00:06:50This is the first time you've picked up.
00:06:52You know they kicked me out of the Tuesday Bible group.
00:06:54That has nothing to do with me.
00:06:56No?
00:06:57Well, I heard Shelly whisper.
00:06:58How the heck did Donna raise that girl?
00:07:00Okay, just hit the road first thing tomorrow.
00:07:03She would have an abortion.
00:07:08You're supposed to be held to a higher standard.
00:07:11That's how I raised you.
00:07:13Girls all over the world look up to you.
00:07:15And now they think they can be loose because there's no consequences.
00:07:17That is none of your business.
00:07:19And it sure as fuck isn't Shelly.
00:07:22You're Starlight.
00:07:23You're a superhero.
00:07:24I'm a person.
00:07:26Right now, none of that Starlight shit matters.
00:07:30Then why did Huey save the suit?
00:07:37I am so, so sorry.
00:07:39That is so fucked.
00:07:41I pulled it from the trash.
00:07:43I mean, I thought you might regret tossing it someday.
00:07:45I don't even like looking at it.
00:07:46Okay.
00:07:47All right.
00:07:49Done.
00:07:49There it goes.
00:07:51It is out of here.
00:07:56I just, I just, I didn't want to bring a baby into a world that's ending.
00:08:09Huey, it's just, it's just all too much.
00:08:20I mean, there are so many fucking dumpster fires.
00:08:24Where do we even start?
00:08:28Just take it step by step.
00:08:34You smell like you've been drinking, Robert.
00:08:36I don't want too much more, all right?
00:08:37I've gotten you as fast as I do.
00:08:38I wish you'd be a fucking job.
00:08:39You really think this could be our lead, Harvey?
00:08:47That's what Adrian says.
00:08:49I say we visit him, too.
00:08:57Who the fuck you been?
00:08:58Shit in the kidney.
00:09:01All right, listen up.
00:09:02Don't get your knickers in a twist, but...
00:09:06You remember Newman's dearly departed virus bloke, Dr. Samir Shah?
00:09:13I'm serious, Butcher.
00:09:14Don't.
00:09:15Well, funny story.
00:09:19Turns out he ain't that dead.
00:09:22He's been working for me, making some more of that virus.
00:09:25What the fuck?
00:09:26Wait, all they found was...
00:09:27God damn it, you asshole.
00:09:29Did you clip his leg?
00:09:30All right, all right, keep your hair on.
00:09:32So basically, you've been amputating motherfuckers while working on a secret bioweapon,
00:09:37and we're the ones that's supposed to chill?
00:09:38You're pissing away our best shot.
00:09:40The trouble is, with it, it's like a snag.
00:09:41You can't make it deadly enough to top Homelander without causing a, you know, global pandemic.
00:09:48Jesus.
00:09:49Wait.
00:09:52Genocide.
00:09:53You're talking about soup genocide.
00:09:55Yeah, Butcher, even for you, this is...
00:09:58Which is why I'm fucking telling you, isn't it?
00:10:00You think I want that much blood on me hands.
00:10:02You do.
00:10:03You want to fucking swim in it.
00:10:05No, I don't.
00:10:08No, I do not.
00:10:09So to keep the bug from burning through you lot like wildfire,
00:10:14I thought old Samir could do with a bit of a man.
00:10:16No.
00:10:17A question both insightful and germane, my son.
00:10:24Ah, there he is.
00:10:25Speak to the devil.
00:10:31Bonjour.
00:10:31Who the fuck did you get out?
00:10:33I had Mallory.
00:10:34Pull a few strings.
00:10:35Just to be clear, this was against my will.
00:10:40I'd rather fuck a jar of fishing lars than to be free.
00:10:44Oh, cool.
00:10:45Cool.
00:10:45All right, then.
00:10:46At your reunions.
00:10:48So, Frenchy will help sort the virus.
00:10:51We use it on Homelander and the VP.
00:10:53That's it.
00:10:54No one else.
00:10:55You fucking coward.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02That works.
00:11:04Kimiko, Frenchy, you two are on Dr. Sean.
00:11:07The rest of you on the Mystery Man.
00:11:08The rest of you on the Mystery Man.
00:11:38Don't be a cunt.
00:12:04Listen.
00:12:06You should go on ahead.
00:12:08You what?
00:12:09Without me.
00:12:10I gotta talk to Monique.
00:12:12Oh, come off it.
00:12:13Don't leave me alone with this lot.
00:12:15Wait, what?
00:12:16He ain't going.
00:12:17You're not going?
00:12:17Why?
00:12:18All right, so we gonna make this official?
00:12:20Take a knee.
00:12:21I'll knight you with my dick.
00:12:23You're back in charge of the boys again, all right?
00:12:25I'm better off doing research anyway.
00:12:27No, you can't do this.
00:12:28He's not gonna do this.
00:12:29Yeah, he does.
00:12:31This is good for us.
00:12:31You can't.
00:12:32Things are bad already without this fucking asshole back.
00:12:35What I gotta deal with?
00:12:36Listen, it ain't a debate, you guys.
00:12:39I passed out during a mission.
00:12:43I ain't cut out to be Skipper.
00:12:45But he is.
00:12:46So it's him.
00:12:48It's you.
00:12:49And the story.
00:13:03Hey, come here, baby.
00:13:05Okay, babe.
00:13:07Take this.
00:13:08That's $10,000 cash.
00:13:09The rest of my accounts are transferred into yours.
00:13:11Marvin.
00:13:11There's two one-way tickets to Belize.
00:13:13You and Janine's flights are the night.
00:13:15Now, it's not forever.
00:13:16Just until things move on.
00:13:18Stop.
00:13:18Just stop.
00:13:20Okay?
00:13:21Tell me what's wrong.
00:13:22Something big's about to go down.
00:13:24If we lose, shit's gonna get crazy.
00:13:27If we win, shit's gonna get even crazier.
00:13:29So either way, y'all got to go.
00:13:30And I'm sorry to make you have to pick up and leave again.
00:13:33But I got one fucking job to do.
00:13:35And that's to keep you and Janine safe.
00:13:38And I'll be damned if I let any of this fucking shit.
00:13:50I know how hard you try, Marvin.
00:13:54Taking care of Janine and me.
00:13:59Come with us.
00:14:00I believe you.
00:14:01If you did all this, I'm sure it's even worse than I'm imagining.
00:14:08So let's go.
00:14:09The three of us.
00:14:11Let's go be a family.
00:14:14Monique.
00:14:16You know that you and Janine are my heart.
00:14:19Right?
00:14:20Again.
00:14:21Look at you.
00:14:22That panic attack was supposed to be a warning, Marvin.
00:14:26Meet us at the airport.
00:14:27And this time tomorrow, baby, we'll be sipping rum punches on the beach while Janine dodges the waves.
00:14:36For over a decade, one man has been a voice you can trust.
00:14:49And now that voice is gone.
00:14:51Cameron Coleman has died of a brain aneurysm as a direct result of the flu vaccine.
00:14:56Golf on this world will never run cards once again tragic.
00:15:01Hey.
00:15:02What happened to your assistant?
00:15:04Oh, Gregory.
00:15:05I fired him.
00:15:07Dumb fuck.
00:15:07Could never get my sweet green order right.
00:15:09What do you want?
00:15:09Listen.
00:15:10They know.
00:15:11Camera's not the lead.
00:15:11Shut the fuck up.
00:15:12I don't want to hear that shit anymore.
00:15:14You leave me the fuck.
00:15:15I'm done.
00:15:15You're shit-faced?
00:15:19I am still the CEO of this company.
00:15:21And if the CEO wants to get shit-faced at 11 a.m., I can.
00:15:27He was the best.
00:15:28He was the fucking best assistant I ever fucking had.
00:15:31And I fired him to get him away from this fucking place.
00:15:35I had Cameron killed.
00:15:36I had him killed.
00:15:38You saved my life.
00:15:39I could have done that some other way.
00:15:41He didn't have to die.
00:15:42It's so easy to become a monster around here.
00:15:48What if we left?
00:15:52What if we left?
00:15:54You and me.
00:15:58I don't mean us fucking ill.
00:16:00No.
00:16:01I spent my junior year abroad in Florence.
00:16:03We could just go.
00:16:03We could go.
00:16:04You have a passport.
00:16:05Oh, you don't need a passport.
00:16:06Hey, Ashley.
00:16:07Ashley.
00:16:08Get your shit together, okay?
00:16:10You cannot be all wasted running your fucking mouth.
00:16:14Not when you have both of our lives in your fucking hands.
00:16:17Button it up.
00:16:18Now.
00:16:19Now.
00:16:19All right.
00:16:41I'll have a deco around the back.
00:16:43You two take the front, yeah?
00:16:44And then we'll pay the shooter a visit.
00:16:46You know, I have been racking my brain, trying to figure out when you got this soft spot for soups.
00:17:09Was it when you shot your load and cream-pied Maeve?
00:17:18All right, you know what?
00:17:19Enough of the silent treatment, you stubborn prick.
00:17:22I am done fucking around with you.
00:17:24See, I know you don't care about Starlight or Kimiko.
00:17:27Not really.
00:17:29And Ryan?
00:17:30He's not even yours.
00:17:32So tell me, what justifies the faith in the kid?
00:17:39I gave her my word.
00:17:42Becca?
00:17:44Really?
00:17:45If your love was so perfect and pure, then why'd you fuck that waitress?
00:17:50I fucked up, all right?
00:17:59And I quit the booze the next day, didn't I?
00:18:01No.
00:18:02Can't help but notice you've been quitting the quitting, maybe.
00:18:06You know, you keep saying that you're doing all this to honor Becca's memory.
00:18:10Never did that when she was alive.
00:18:11So don't you think it's time to cut the shit?
00:18:18Fuck off, cunt.
00:18:19Fuck off, cunt.
00:18:41All clear.
00:18:48Except for literally used tampons in the toilet.
00:18:57Guys, secret service files.
00:19:00Detail assignments for January 6th.
00:19:02What?
00:19:10Whoa.
00:19:11It's a map of the D.C. fairgrounds where Singer's having his rally.
00:19:16I swear they're giving him the old Dealey Plaza.
00:19:18Ben was right.
00:19:19Oh, my God.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:45Oh, thank God you're here.
00:19:49He killed my husband.
00:19:51He held me for days.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56Are you?
00:19:58Um, yeah.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:00Hi.
00:20:01Um, oh, my God.
00:20:05You are burning up.
00:20:07Are you okay?
00:20:08It's like a furnace in there.
00:20:09Okay.
00:20:10Let's get you some help.
00:20:11Yeah?
00:20:12Come on.
00:20:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:14God.
00:20:15Fuck!
00:20:15God!
00:20:16God!
00:20:16Follow me!
00:20:21God!
00:20:23God!
00:20:23God!
00:20:24God!
00:20:24God!
00:20:25God!
00:20:28The fuck?
00:20:43So gross.
00:20:58Do you see anything?
00:21:22No.
00:21:25Fucking soup shapeshifters.
00:21:28I ate those cunts.
00:21:29Got to end it at the stage though.
00:21:32Perfect choice for the job.
00:21:33Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:34So we're saying that they could be anyone?
00:21:36How the fuck are we supposed to save the president
00:21:38if the killer could be anyone?
00:21:40We're not shitting our panties.
00:21:43Huey, wait a minute.
00:21:46Oh my god, you need stitches.
00:21:48We'll go to urgent care, OK?
00:21:49I'll go with you.
00:21:50No, no, go back up there, get those plans
00:21:52before whoever gets back, all right?
00:21:54I'll catch up with you later.
00:21:55OK, I love you.
00:21:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:06Printed out, boarding pass?
00:22:08Damn, what are you, 87?
00:22:09What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:11You took the words right out of my mouth.
00:22:13See, I ran by that shithole earlier.
00:22:15I saw Butcher, Huey, and Starlight going in.
00:22:18But one motherfucker was conspicuously absent.
00:22:24So this is it?
00:22:27You think I don't want to just peace out to Belize,
00:22:30sip a daiquiri, smash the local talent?
00:22:33Hit a price line there, motherfucker.
00:22:34Hey, this shit ain't over.
00:22:37It's over for me.
00:22:40I've given enough.
00:22:41Maybe I deserve to be fucking happy.
00:22:43You know, when I carried Joe's ass to the ER,
00:22:46there was a kid there.
00:22:49His eyes were like, holy shit, looking at me
00:22:58like I was a hero.
00:23:01There were no screaming fans, no cameras.
00:23:05Nobody even knew, except for this one kid.
00:23:10That felt better than anything that I had ever done at Vaught.
00:23:16Because for once, I didn't hate myself.
00:23:25That's on you.
00:23:30Hey, Train, you don't get it, do you, man?
00:23:33This fight that we're in,
00:23:36this never fucking ends.
00:23:39It killed my father.
00:23:40It killed his father.
00:23:42And look at what it's doing to me.
00:23:46It's tearing me the fuck apart.
00:23:49Just like it did them.
00:23:51You know, I look in the mirror,
00:23:54and I don't even see myself no more.
00:23:56I got nothing left, except my family.
00:24:12You think Homelander and Vaught and all of this shit
00:24:17ain't coming to Belize?
00:24:20It's a whole fucking world.
00:24:23Where's your family going to go then?
00:24:24Thanks.
00:24:25Thanks.
00:24:53Thanks.
00:24:54After you eat,
00:24:55We'll adjust your centrifugation numbers.
00:24:59I think, peut-être, we should try a glycerol gradient.
00:25:03This, uh, quote-unquote lab can't produce what he wants.
00:25:07What we all want.
00:25:08Homeland del, fini, do we not?
00:25:12Now, you worked in the finest lab with the best equipment.
00:25:16But moi, I have worked in filthy basements with equipment from dumpsters and dollar stores.
00:25:22Necessity is the milf of invention.
00:25:27You know, uh, he would talk to people who weren't here.
00:25:31Your friend.
00:25:37Some music, perhaps?
00:25:40I noticed you enjoy truly revolting garbage from the 1990s.
00:25:46Help you work.
00:25:48Bon appétit.
00:25:49It's virus.
00:25:54It's just for Homelander, right?
00:25:55Not for Vicky.
00:26:01Ryan, it's Dad.
00:26:03Hey, listen, buddy.
00:26:03I'm sorry I've been so busy lately.
00:26:05But I hear you're having some issues with the puppet show thing.
00:26:10Um, look, I got a lot going on here, buddy.
00:26:12So, uh, do me a favor.
00:26:13Just, just, just suck it up and, and do it.
00:26:16All right?
00:26:16For me.
00:26:17Terrific.
00:26:17Love you.
00:26:17Great, bud.
00:26:18Are you absolutely sure that he is the leak?
00:26:24A little shit broke wide open.
00:26:25He confessed to everything.
00:26:26Sir, web weaver.
00:26:38Wait.
00:26:39Oh, what the fuck?
00:26:41I'm sorry.
00:26:43It happens when I'm nervous.
00:26:44You got to be nervous.
00:26:46Just go on, tell him what you told me.
00:26:49I know.
00:26:49Yes, ma'am.
00:26:51Yes, sir.
00:26:52Whatever you want to know.
00:26:54How does it work?
00:26:55Well, there's a hole in the suit so the webs can get out of it.
00:26:57No, no.
00:26:59How does it work with William Butcher?
00:27:01Yeah, well, uh, he, he, he comes to me.
00:27:06I tell him what he wants to know.
00:27:09Oh, for God's sakes.
00:27:15That's just embarrassing.
00:27:16Just shut the fuck up.
00:27:17Now, one of Butcher's crew was wearing your nasty-ass suit to Tech Nights.
00:27:21Did you give it to him?
00:27:24I'm not proud of it.
00:27:27There it is.
00:27:31Help me out with something here.
00:27:32A few weeks back, how did you know where I was meeting Victoria?
00:27:36Look, I messed up.
00:27:37I know, I know.
00:27:41I'm sorry.
00:27:46Look, I'm sorry.
00:27:49I don't feel very good.
00:27:52But you ever meet this British guy?
00:27:54He's a liar.
00:27:56Fucks with your brain.
00:27:58Feeble brains, maybe.
00:27:59Yes.
00:28:00Feeble.
00:28:01I'm all fucked up.
00:28:04I screwed you.
00:28:05I'm so, so sorry.
00:28:08I'll make you proud.
00:28:10I swear to God.
00:28:12Oh, buddy.
00:28:15What am I going to do with you?
00:28:17Oh, Jesus.
00:28:20Oh, stop.
00:28:23Wait.
00:28:24Wait.
00:28:25What?
00:28:27It wasn't me.
00:28:27Oh.
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:29Oh.
00:28:30Thank you, firecracker.
00:28:46Thank you, firecracker.
00:28:51Yvette.
00:28:51For Noel, it's not much.
00:29:14I've missed you.
00:29:15I've missed you.
00:29:15I was ashamed.
00:29:27I was ashamed.
00:29:27And you know why I had to turn myself in.
00:29:46Sorry.
00:29:47Sorry.
00:29:51What else was I supposed to do?
00:29:52You can't help.
00:29:54You can't help.
00:29:56You don't understand.
00:30:05You watch your name light, kill your parents.
00:30:08Your brother told me.
00:30:09billion years ago.
00:30:15It's not much.
00:30:27It's not much.
00:30:28That's it.
00:30:30You can win.
00:30:31Are you ready?
00:31:01You did not have a choice.
00:31:31You should not hate yourself.
00:31:55How can we possibly forgive ourselves?
00:32:12How can we move on?
00:32:23When the virus is ready, we should set him free, you know?
00:32:40Then it must be the right thing to do.
00:32:47Babe, is that you?
00:32:52Hello, babe.
00:32:53Can you pick me up some sugar fish?
00:32:55No, we've talked about this.
00:32:57I can't take part in the slaughter of albacore.
00:32:59My rider dies in albacore.
00:33:01Okay, so I don't get to stay where I want or eat what I want.
00:33:05What's that supposed to mean?
00:33:07Sometimes the way you get them is the way you lose them.
00:33:09Why are you calling Lisa Vanderpump?
00:33:11I know.
00:33:12About Sage.
00:33:14What are you talking about?
00:33:17Sage?
00:33:18Don't patronize me, Kevin.
00:33:20I've known for a while.
00:33:21My suckers can smell her on you after your trysts like the one you're coming from now.
00:33:27I love you so much.
00:33:29Your gentle heart, your fearless writing.
00:33:32Can you honestly say she feels the same?
00:33:34Look, I don't know what to tell you right now.
00:33:36Try the truth.
00:33:37It's not too late.
00:33:38This is worth fighting for.
00:33:40We're worth fighting for.
00:33:42There's no way Sage cares about you the way that I do.
00:33:45She says that I'm a superior being.
00:33:47She has four limbs.
00:33:49That is not fair.
00:33:51Yeah, well, it is what it is.
00:33:52That's a dumb nothing phrase spoken by-
00:33:55Dumb people?
00:33:56Dumb people?
00:33:57I hate it when you get nasty.
00:33:59Well, what choice do I have when you're rubbing my face in it?
00:34:02Oh, what? That I'm happy for once?
00:34:04I'm sorry.
00:34:05I feel sorry for you.
00:34:07For me?
00:34:08For me?
00:34:09Look at you.
00:34:10You won't be laughing when you realize she doesn't respect you.
00:34:13She doesn't respect me!
00:34:15Wake up, Kevin.
00:34:16She's using you.
00:34:17You shut the fuck up!
00:34:18You shut the fuck up!
00:34:19You shut the fuck up!
00:34:20You shut the fuck up!
00:34:21You shut the fuck up!
00:34:22Kevin!
00:34:23Kevin!
00:34:24Come back!
00:34:25Please!
00:34:26Kevin!
00:34:27Please!
00:34:28Please!
00:34:29Kevin!
00:34:30Kevin!
00:34:31I can't-
00:34:32I can't breathe!
00:34:33Please!
00:34:34What?
00:34:35Oh my God!
00:34:36Kevin!
00:34:37Please!
00:34:38Please!
00:34:39Oh my God!
00:34:40Kevin!
00:34:41Please!
00:34:42Oh my God!
00:34:43Kevin!
00:34:44Please!
00:34:45What? Oh, my God.
00:34:52Kevin, please.
00:35:03Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:35:07Kevin.
00:35:10Open the door.
00:35:15I love you.
00:35:45Deep.
00:36:00Deep.
00:36:02Did you get all that?
00:36:03Yes, sir.
00:36:04I finally have clarity now.
00:36:06Good.
00:36:06I will kill whoever you want me to kill, whenever you want me to kill them.
00:36:09I'll kill every goddamn fish in the ocean, if you say so.
00:36:11Okay.
00:36:18Mattaboy, um...
00:36:21Well, get to it.
00:36:35Matt, a vice president-elect?
00:36:37Yeah.
00:36:38There's someone here to see you.
00:36:41Fuck, I'm gonna miss New York, but I need this.
00:36:59Listen, we need to talk.
00:37:01You need to still stop all this, all right?
00:37:02Just stop.
00:37:03You must be pretty desperate if you're throwing a Hail Mary like this.
00:37:05Jesus.
00:37:05Five minutes, all right?
00:37:06Just five minutes where we cut the bullshit and we talk just you and me about how fuck all
00:37:10this is.
00:37:10What it is, is politics.
00:37:12You know how it goes?
00:37:13Strange bedfellows.
00:37:14Yeah, but it's not like you're palling around with Mitt Romney.
00:37:16You're working with Homelander.
00:37:18He's gonna kill the president.
00:37:20That sounds fucking insane coming out of my mouth.
00:37:23Wow.
00:37:24And when Homelander chucks all the Starlighters into internment camps, you're just, you're cool
00:37:30with that, too?
00:37:35You didn't know about the camps.
00:37:37Why did you think that you were at Tech Nights?
00:37:39That's what his prisons go for.
00:37:41I gotta get back to it.
00:37:41I still have all the dirt on you.
00:37:45What you said at Tech Nights?
00:37:46Everything.
00:37:47Is that a threat?
00:37:50No.
00:37:52Because when we drop it, then you'll kill us all.
00:37:54Like you said, mutually assured destruction.
00:37:56But it doesn't have to be that way.
00:37:58And if you're even like 1% of the person that I knew, then I don't think you really want
00:38:01to do this.
00:38:02You can still step back.
00:38:04Vic, it's not too late.
00:38:05Thanks for coming by.
00:38:20I'm sorry
00:38:21to hear about your dad.
00:38:35Huey's still not answering.
00:38:44I'm worried about him.
00:38:48What's up, cumbergers?
00:38:51What the fuck you doing here?
00:38:52Homelander is sick of your shit, bro.
00:38:55Said to put you out of your misery.
00:38:57And he sent you.
00:39:00Sure you ain't too busy tongue-lessing your octopussy?
00:39:03What?
00:39:03No, I never did.
00:39:05He didn't just send me.
00:39:21Do you know what?
00:39:23I can't believe I'm saying this.
00:39:25Why, it's Christmas.
00:39:27You two twats leg it right now.
00:39:31And we'll forget you as ever real.
00:39:33What, dude?
00:39:34I can barely understand you.
00:39:35Your accent's insane.
00:39:36What the fuck do you want, Dave?
00:39:39Justice, you fucking bitch.
00:39:43God, I'm gonna enjoy this so much.
00:39:45First, you try to cancel me.
00:39:47Victimize an innocent man, because I guess that's just cool to do to white guys nowadays.
00:39:50But joke's on you.
00:39:52Me too's over, sweetheart.
00:39:53It didn't work.
00:39:54Wah, wah, wah.
00:39:55I do not respect your truth.
00:39:59I do not honor and cherish your story.
00:40:01And I do not fucking apologize.
00:40:03I do not fucking apologize.
00:40:03Let's go.
00:40:33Let's go.
00:41:03Let's go.
00:41:13Kessler, whatever you did to Ezekiel, do it again.
00:41:19What are you doing?
00:41:33Wait, are you... you're the leak?
00:41:36Did he just talk?
00:41:38Bro, it was you, bro.
00:41:40Deep.
00:41:41Just FYI, I have always, always fucking hated your ass.
00:41:48Oh, fuck.
00:41:49Let me fly.
00:41:50Eat a flying dick, motherfucker.
00:41:52Oh, fuck.
00:42:02Oh, fuck.
00:42:04Oh, fuck.
00:42:10Oh, fuck.
00:42:14Oh, fuck.
00:42:24Oh, fuck.
00:42:26Oh, fuck.
00:42:28Oh, fuck.
00:42:30Oh, fuck.
00:42:32Noir will be back up here in no time, so let's go.
00:42:49He's right fucking there.
00:42:50Let's do him.
00:42:51Do you know how, Butcher?
00:42:52Because I don't.
00:42:53But Noir sure as hell is going to know how to fucking kill us.
00:42:55Now, come the fuck on one.
00:43:07Alexa, play Dave Matthews' chill mix.
00:43:10Alexa, please fucking don't.
00:43:11What the fuck, Adrian?
00:43:13Listen, we gotta go.
00:43:15Nail.
00:43:15Deep in Noir, know that I'm the leak.
00:43:17Wait, what?
00:43:18Homelander's about to find out any second.
00:43:19Did you say anything about me, you fucking asshole?
00:43:21Of course not.
00:43:22I didn't say anything.
00:43:23Adrian, what the fuck?
00:43:24Ashley!
00:43:25This is our chance.
00:43:28This is our chance.
00:43:30Florence, anywhere.
00:43:32But let's go.
00:43:47I can't.
00:43:49Suit yourself.
00:43:50Wait, wait.
00:43:52Your chip.
00:43:54Don't forget to cut it out.
00:43:55There, it was.
00:43:56I can't.
00:43:57I can't speak alive.
00:43:58Bye.
00:44:10Don't forget to cut it out.
00:44:12There, it was.
00:44:14That's enough.
00:44:14I can't.
00:44:15No!
00:44:16No!
00:44:16No!
00:44:16No!
00:44:16No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:19hi sorry you're starlight right oh um okay thanks thank you so what's it gonna be em
00:44:41you're gonna help us stop an assassination of iron insurrection or you have to have a wang
00:44:49looks like a white man who's kessler kessler and the flat iron you shouted a name kessler
00:45:13and something that had to do with ezekiel what was that
00:45:19no idea what you're on about there love
00:45:23you're really not coming those rum punches are gonna have to wait babe janine needs you
00:45:33only the one thing i've wanted more than anything
00:45:36my one prayer every night has been to be with you and janine again to be a family
00:45:43but if i'm gonna protect you two the way i have to i can't i just
00:45:49can't
00:45:53maybe one day maybe what the hell is that supposed to mean marvin maybe
00:45:59i gotta go babe marvin wait
00:46:02limlander are you all right
00:46:22how could he do this to me i'm so sorry
00:46:27you know some folks are just
00:46:31well they're born uppity
00:46:34where is he
00:46:36he cut out his tracking chip
00:46:39and his family's gone too
00:46:41of course
00:46:44you sent deep and noir after butcher we talked about this
00:46:49smartest person in the world and you didn't know a train was the leak
00:46:53i knew
00:46:56you knew
00:47:01and you let us kill webweaver for nothing
00:47:04oh shit
00:47:05you killed webweaver
00:47:07did you think he was the leak
00:47:12he was a junkie who confessed to nailing christ on the cross if it got him home for his next fix
00:47:17i was very clear
00:47:19no
00:47:21more
00:47:22secrets
00:47:23but atrian only leaked exactly
00:47:25the information i wanted butcher and his team to know he was the perfect
00:47:28this information delivery system
00:47:30until now
00:47:31this was all part of the plan
00:47:34mm
00:47:35okay
00:47:37get the fuck out of here
00:47:39you're done
00:47:39go back to your little litter box in detroit
00:47:42and die alone
00:47:43you promised
00:47:46you promised me he would listen to me
00:47:48you're lucky i'm not sending you home in a bucket
00:47:50go
00:47:55fine
00:47:55surround yourself with people like her
00:47:58and you can systematically eliminate anyone who gets in your way
00:48:02but there's one person you will never ever defeat
00:48:04good luck without me
00:48:08we don't need her
00:48:19just get out
00:48:22are you sure there's
00:48:24nothing i can
00:48:29do
00:48:30for you
00:48:31no
00:48:34oh just get the fuck out
00:48:36bro
00:48:44bro
00:48:47bro
00:48:48bro
00:48:50bro
00:48:52bro
00:48:54bro
00:48:56bro
00:48:59hey you hey so we've had a day wait what's the rush homelander he fired me
00:49:09wait but you can't leave i love you
00:49:12we have something special don't we wait is she lobotomizing herself to fuck you too
00:49:20what do you mean lobotomizing herself
00:49:22bro you were right it's ready the glycerol gradient uh it worked even in a shitty lab
00:49:43after we do an ffa test see that the virus is working we have some good news for you mon ami
00:49:51no no no no no no
00:49:58it's okay it's okay
00:50:10it's okay
00:50:12oh my god look at me take this focus on this
00:50:29oh i'm sorry
00:50:36oh my god
00:50:51you're okay
00:51:00it's okay
00:51:01you're okay
00:51:05okay, you're okay
00:51:07and you didn't tweak to what Samir was up to
00:51:16why would binding so thick he must have worked them for days
00:51:19maybe weeks, no? all right, all right
00:51:21what matters
00:51:22is if Samir can get the bug out of a sheep's head
00:51:26Frenchie can get half Camigo's game
00:51:28all right, so we know the virus works
00:51:30but is it strong enough?
00:51:31to kill humans, no
00:51:33but to kill humans, at least
00:51:35c'est possible
00:51:38we've been on this for weeks
00:51:41and all we have is a maybe?
00:51:45yo
00:51:46why all the grim faces
00:51:50we've done more with less
00:51:53ain't nobody gonna murk the president
00:51:55not on our fucking watch
00:51:57Frenchie, that virus
00:51:59it ain't gonna cook itself, brother
00:52:01all right, let's go
00:52:04chop chop, motherfuckers
00:52:06Ryan, it's dad
00:52:12hey, listen, buddy
00:52:13I'm sorry I've been so busy lately
00:52:15but I hear you're having some issues
00:52:17with the puppet show thing
00:52:19look, I got a lot going on here, buddy
00:52:21so do me a favor
00:52:23just suck it up
00:52:24and do it
00:52:25all right?
00:52:25for me
00:52:26terrific
00:52:26love you
00:52:27great
00:52:27bye
00:52:27bye
00:52:28bye
00:52:29bye
00:52:35when you see something
00:52:37say something
00:52:381-800-1-4
00:52:40I could be a butcher from the welfare state
00:52:47or your teacher who tries to indoctrinate
00:52:49a socialist who says the stars and stripes aren't great
00:52:52Keep your ears open and your eyes stay peeled
00:52:55But whatever you do, make sure your lips aren't sealed
00:52:58When you see something, say something
00:53:01Pick up the phone and make the call
00:53:04When you see something, say something
00:53:07Suits think the world is a safe place for us all
00:53:10And you'll be the people who don't trust us
00:53:12Where when John Penn said that you should stop
00:53:16There he is.
00:53:18The fuck were you when I needed you?
00:53:20Silent treatment goes both ways
00:53:23Could be the scientist who makes vaccines
00:53:26The guy with the beard who's the beauty queen
00:53:29The immigrant who keeps your art and keep
00:53:40The song isn't cool
00:53:42Honestly, none of this is cool
00:53:44Go to fucking commercial
00:53:46No, don't go to commercial
00:53:48Keep rolling, please
00:54:05Your family isn't your enemy
00:54:07Your family is all you've got
00:54:09I've been thinking about my mom a lot lately
00:54:15She died
00:54:18But she loved Christmas
00:54:22And s'mores with Reese's
00:54:27In terms of endearment
00:54:28And she loved her husband, Billy
00:54:32But she wouldn't love this
00:54:34She wouldn't want me doing it
00:54:37My mom always told me to tell the truth
00:54:41Which is why
00:54:42Which is why
00:54:52I'm sorry
00:54:56And that
00:54:59Is why I got faith in the kid
00:55:02You little fucking beauty
00:55:03And beauty
00:55:08Wenga
00:55:27Call 911!
00:55:28911!
00:55:42Hey, Annie?
00:55:43Mm-hmm?
00:55:45I, uh...
00:55:47I didn't actually go to urgent care today
00:55:49Yeah, I could tell
00:55:51Yeah, well, I...
00:55:53I went to go see Vicki
00:55:55Huey!
00:55:56Yeah, look, I know
00:55:58It's...
00:55:59I'm okay, it's just...
00:56:01I don't know, I thought maybe I could talk her out of it
00:56:04Or...
00:56:05And?
00:56:06I don't know
00:56:10Whoa!
00:56:11Uh...
00:56:12What...
00:56:13Made you...
00:56:14I...
00:56:15Just thought I would...
00:56:16Turn it on
00:56:18Okay
00:56:19How...
00:56:20How's it...
00:56:21Feels?
00:56:23Feels annoying
00:56:25That...
00:56:26You were right
00:56:28We'll take it...
00:56:30Step by step
00:56:31One...
00:56:33Dumpster fire at a time
00:56:35So...
00:56:36You're...
00:56:37Saying...
00:56:38I give genius advice
00:56:39Don't push it
00:56:44Now...
00:56:47Admit it
00:56:48You have fantasized...
00:56:51About...
00:56:52Keeping the suit on for this
00:56:54I haven't...
00:56:56Not fantasized about it
00:56:57It's a bit...
00:56:58Hmm...
00:56:59Tony...
00:57:00No...
00:57:01You go...
00:57:02angels...
00:57:03It's blasphemous
00:57:04Yes...
00:57:05Happy...
00:57:06¿Seiyan...
00:57:07Tree...
00:57:08Yes...
00:57:09otion...
00:57:10Ha...
00:57:11Aah...
00:57:12Aah...
00:57:14Aah...
00:57:18Ahh...
00:57:20ah...
00:57:22Aah...
00:57:23Ah!
00:57:25Ah!
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:53Ah!
00:57:55Ah!
00:57:57Oh!
00:57:59Ah!
00:58:04Ah!
00:58:10Ah!
00:58:12Ah!
00:58:14Ah!
00:58:18Oh, my God.
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:59:18Or could be your uncle who says soups are bad.
00:59:21It might even be your mom and your dad.
00:59:24But listen to the golden rule.
00:59:27If you see something, say something.
00:59:30Call 1-800-1-FOT.
00:59:32Could be a moocher from the welfare state.
00:59:38Or your teacher who tries to indoctrinate.
00:59:41A socialist who says the stars and stripes aren't great.
00:59:44Keep your ears open and your eyes stay peeled.
00:59:47But whatever you do, make sure your lips aren't sealed.
00:59:50When you see something, say something.
00:59:53Pick up the phone and make the call.
00:59:56When you see something, say something.
00:59:59Soups make the world a safe place for us all.
01:00:01It might be the people who don't trust the cops.
01:00:04Or when Sean Penn says that soups should stop.
01:00:07It might even be your mom and your pups.
01:00:10But don't forget the golden rule.
01:00:12If you see something, say something.
01:00:16Call 1-800-1-FOT.
01:00:20Could be the scientist who makes vaccines.
01:00:23The guy with the beard who's a beauty queen.
01:00:26The immigrant who keeps your apartment clean.
01:00:28Keep your ears open and your eyes stay peeled.
01:00:31But whatever you do, make sure your lips aren't sealed.
01:00:34Put them on the naughty list.
01:00:37We can't let those commies win.
01:00:39So when you see someone who's looking sus,
01:00:43Just turn those losers in.
01:00:47When you see something, say something.
01:00:50Report that rumor when he comes for you.
01:00:53See something, say something.
01:00:56Because he hates American Christmas too.
01:00:59It's probably those who don't believe in God.
01:01:01And anyone who thinks that soups are a fraud.
01:01:04So tell them all the golden rule.
01:01:06If you see something, say something.
01:01:10I love you, 101-FOT.
01:01:12Then you'll be a hero too.
01:01:36All right.
01:01:38Hey, over you.
01:01:40See you next time.
01:01:40Bye.
01:01:45Bye.
01:01:46Bye.
01:01:46Bye.
01:01:47Bye.
01:01:49Bye.
01:01:52Bye.
01:01:53Bye.
01:01:55Bye-bye.
01:01:55Bye.
01:01:56Bye.
01:01:57Bye.
01:01:58Bye.
01:01:58Bye.
01:02:00Bye.
01:02:01Bye.
01:02:02Bye.
01:02:03Bye.
01:02:05Bye.
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