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00:00:00This is a fucking mess, son.
00:00:07But don't you worry.
00:00:11Daddy's home.
00:00:18What's up, Sir Bert?
00:00:21You have five minutes to make your opening speech.
00:00:23You guys fucking ready?
00:00:24So, noir's a vegetable.
00:00:27And you didn't do this.
00:00:30Look, there was no terrorist.
00:00:32It was Vought.
00:00:33It's a fucking coup.
00:00:34Victoria Newman's making a team that can keep tabs on the Supes, if you're interested.
00:00:39I still want to fight Vought.
00:00:40I just, I want to do it the right way.
00:00:43Not covered in quite as many guts.
00:00:46Elaine!
00:00:47I'm sorry.
00:00:49You're going to leave me and Elena alone.
00:00:52You're going to stop hunting Starlight before I release this.
00:00:56Becca's alive.
00:00:56She had a little boy about spitting them at your homeland.
00:01:00I do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
00:01:04Ryan!
00:01:05No!
00:01:05Promise me that you will save him no matter what and you will get him back to me.
00:01:11People love what I have to say.
00:01:13They believe in it.
00:01:15They just don't like the word Nazi.
00:01:17That's all.
00:01:20Becca!
00:01:20Becca!
00:01:20Where is my son?
00:01:24Where is my son?
00:01:24Where is my son?
00:01:24Oh, my God.
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:02:24I loved you.
00:02:29You'll always be in my heart.
00:02:32But the Fourth Reich is in my soul.
00:02:37Join me, and we can reign together for a thousand years.
00:02:42Never.
00:02:43You and I are the same perfect genetic specimens.
00:02:48Think of how beautiful our children could be.
00:02:51They would be the best if both of us...
00:02:55Flawless, Aryan, kinder-soldaten...
00:02:59No.
00:03:01They'd be monsters.
00:03:04Like you.
00:03:06Your choice, Liepchen.
00:03:10But not even you could stop me alone.
00:03:13He's not alone.
00:03:14What?
00:03:24Can't let you guys have all the fun.
00:03:30Guess this means we're breaking up.
00:03:32Nazi bitch.
00:03:41Die, looter mensch.
00:03:51Grab the flash drive.
00:03:53She's too strong.
00:03:55How can we beat her?
00:03:56As a team.
00:03:57Oh, my God.
00:04:12Oh, my God.
00:04:13That was funny.
00:04:17This way.
00:04:19This way, Mae, right here on the left here, right here.
00:04:27Mae, come left, come left.
00:04:31Mae, over here.
00:04:33Here was Adam Bork, director of Dawn of the Seven.
00:04:36It seems like all those reshoots paid off, my friend.
00:04:38Right, well, after the, you know, Stormfront's a Nazi thing,
00:04:40we had real talks about shelving the movie
00:04:43or at least dumping it on Vought Plus,
00:04:45but the fans spoke with those
00:04:47released the Bork Cut hashtags, you guys, I love you.
00:04:51Okay.
00:04:52Right, that's it.
00:04:54Perfect.
00:04:59Stormlight, Stormlight!
00:05:01Stormlight, to your right, to your right!
00:05:04Over here!
00:05:06This way.
00:05:07Stormlight, look this way.
00:05:08It's like that.
00:05:09Single, please.
00:05:10Single, please.
00:05:12One second.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:17It's quite the story you've got there.
00:05:26And thanks to Congresswoman Newman for joining us tonight.
00:05:29I hope it demonstrates thought welcomes the oversight
00:05:32from the Bureau of Superhuman Affairs.
00:05:34We've been able to root out a few bad apples together.
00:05:40Do me a favor and kill me.
00:05:42Only if it's murder-suicide.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Nadia!
00:05:46Hey!
00:05:47Nadia!
00:05:50Hey, Nadia!
00:05:51A train, it's been over a year since you've raced.
00:05:53When are we gonna see you on the track again?
00:05:55Real soon.
00:05:56You know, but we have reshoots.
00:05:57I've been training.
00:05:58But that race is coming.
00:05:59Full speed ahead for the A train.
00:06:02But it's been over a year and the people are wondering-
00:06:04Only questions about the movie.
00:06:05Thank you so much.
00:06:06Okay, thank you.
00:06:07Um, we have Black Mark here for you.
00:06:09Black Mark!
00:06:10You mean my man.
00:06:12Love the big dick energy, bro.
00:06:14Who you wearing?
00:06:16I have no idea.
00:06:17Good.
00:06:18I didn't give a fuck.
00:06:19Guys!
00:06:21Pig!
00:06:23Who'd have thought?
00:06:25For everything we've been through,
00:06:26that we'd be here.
00:06:27Together.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:31Who'd have thought?
00:06:34How could you not know all along that Stormfront was a Nazi?
00:06:38Well, I am just a man who fell for the wrong woman.
00:06:41Fell for the wrong woman.
00:06:42But out of crisis comes change.
00:06:44Out of crisis comes change.
00:06:46So I spent the last year really slowing down and reconnecting with myself.
00:06:51And I am very excited for everyone to meet the real me.
00:06:56You shitty fucking director!
00:06:58Tony Gilroy had to reach you all your shit!
00:07:00I'm a fraud, babe!
00:07:01I'm a fraud!
00:07:02I'm a fraud!
00:07:03Pull my hair!
00:07:04I can't pull it!
00:07:05I'm pulling it, babe!
00:07:06Pull it out!
00:07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:07:14Mr. Campbell?
00:07:15Uh...
00:07:19Thanks for coming.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:37Jesus Christ!
00:07:39Huh!
00:07:40Not quite.
00:07:42You look sharp.
00:07:44French blue.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:47That suits you.
00:07:49What are you doing here?
00:07:51I found that little asshole we've been on all month.
00:07:54He's having a knees up at Penthouse tonight.
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57Who's your source?
00:07:58My source is none of your fucking business.
00:08:01Look, me and the boys, we all set up.
00:08:03I need you to, uh, give us a green light.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:09Um, I'll talk to Newman.
00:08:10Or, you could take your tongue out of her ass,
00:08:13slip on your big boy pants,
00:08:16and make a fucking decision.
00:08:19You got something you want to say to me?
00:08:23No, I think I just fucking said it, son.
00:08:28Just photos.
00:08:30No violence.
00:08:31Or maiming.
00:08:33Or torture.
00:08:34Or curb stomping.
00:08:36Or setting anyone on fire.
00:08:38Oh, uh...
00:08:41Okay, yeah, them expense reports you wanted.
00:08:44Tomorrow.
00:08:48Oh.
00:09:07Come on!
00:09:25Give it to her, man.
00:09:27Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:09:29Come on!
00:09:31Go, go, go!
00:09:33Go, go, go, go!
00:09:34All she needs now is a vagina!
00:09:35I need a nice soul.
00:10:05I love you, birds singing in the sycamore tree, dream a little dream of me.
00:10:20Hey, I'm Tyler.
00:10:35I love you, birds singing in the sycamore tree, dream a little dream of me.
00:11:05I want you inside me.
00:11:10Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:11:19Oh, yes.
00:11:35Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:11:45Ready?
00:11:46Oh, yes.
00:11:47I'm gonna rock your fucking dick, babe.
00:11:49Yes.
00:11:50Oh, that's it.
00:11:51Okay.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:53Okay.
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:55Don't stop.
00:11:56Oh.
00:11:57Don't stop.
00:11:58Oh.
00:11:59Don't stop.
00:12:01Oh.
00:12:02Don't stop.
00:12:03Oh.
00:12:04Don't stop.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06Don't stop.
00:12:07Oh.
00:12:08Don't stop.
00:12:09Get to the prostate.
00:12:10Yes.
00:12:11Don't stop.
00:12:12Oh.
00:12:13Oh, no.
00:12:15Don't stop.
00:12:17Oh, no.
00:12:18Oh, no.
00:12:20Oh, no.
00:12:21Oh, no.
00:12:23Oh, no.
00:12:25Oh, no.
00:12:26Is this okay?
00:12:49Get the fuck out!
00:12:50I see nothing.
00:12:51I go.
00:12:52Grace!
00:12:54You can't leave.
00:12:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:08No, no, putain!
00:13:09Get out!
00:13:11Get out!
00:13:12Get out!
00:13:14He's trying to get in my ass!
00:13:17Get him out!
00:13:18He's right.
00:13:18He's right.
00:13:24Get him out!
00:13:26Fuckin' bitch!
00:13:39Mon cœur!
00:13:40Go on, son.
00:14:10Have a bump.
00:14:15Fuckin' my wife.
00:14:26Call the bureau.
00:14:28You gonna let him live?
00:14:29Governor's orders.
00:14:33Put that little cunt on his side.
00:14:36Jiminy Crickets, O.D.
00:14:38Good morning, morning.
00:14:58Good morning.
00:14:59what do you say
00:15:04i brush my teeth
00:15:05and we do things to each other
00:15:08i see
00:15:11go get the aqua fresh
00:15:13okay
00:15:13you're all here
00:15:27come on i just have you
00:15:29oh
00:15:31hey dad you gotta move the phone away from your face
00:15:42just how's it oh yeah okay there you are
00:15:46there we are yeah um so funny story um you know my dentist dr horowitz
00:15:51i was getting a crown and he said he was a huge starlight fan
00:15:56like out of the blue and i'm like well you know she's dating my son
00:16:00he was what so um i gave him your number
00:16:04dad why would why would you give him my number why would i give me what i just
00:16:11dad you gotta move you gotta move the phone away from your fucking face
00:16:14sorry sorry you know i was anyway listen i gotta get to work so we'll see you for dinner on sunday
00:16:19i'll talk to you soon i'll talk to you soon bye bye i love you
00:16:22you sweet so uh you're gonna stay over again tonight don't know it depends um you're gonna bring aqua fresh
00:16:32i would brush with monistat if it meant i could have sex with
00:16:36you it's very romantic
00:16:38all right i'll see you later have a good day
00:16:41so a tridelge from wesleyan caught a suit masturbating outside her window
00:17:03okay how's she not to suit window was on the 737
00:17:07that's a suit uh okay i'll have an idea for you by tomorrow thanks abby
00:17:12that's you campbell right he helped bring down stormfront
00:17:17and he's dating starlight
00:17:19awesome
00:17:23serving his country as a soldier to serving the american people as secretary of defense
00:17:33a democrat who reaches across the eye
00:17:35give me a bite
00:17:35you know the bell directs before or
00:17:40you love that bagel so much you're gonna fake herpes
00:17:43i could have herpes
00:17:45you don't think i could have herpes
00:17:46how surveillance go with termite last night
00:17:50you know i haven't checked in with butcher yet but
00:17:51i'm sure it went fine
00:17:53don't no don't give me that face
00:17:57i'll bet you a crisp hundred dollar bill something got fucked up
00:18:00you don't know that
00:18:00okay take the bet
00:18:01i'm not gonna take the bet but uh wow really
00:18:08okay still butcher delivers every time
00:18:11and i have to apologize for him every time
00:18:14look butcher's the guy you want in a shooting war
00:18:16no question
00:18:17but we're in peace time
00:18:20oh my god
00:18:24so hurt the herpes
00:18:26it's great
00:18:28hi
00:18:42can i help you
00:18:45i'm just waiting to see nadia
00:18:47that's congresswoman victoria newman
00:18:53you have the wrong person
00:18:54we're best friends
00:18:55i will give her the message
00:18:57this way pal
00:18:58tony
00:19:02she'll remember
00:19:04hi d
00:19:20hi d
00:19:32here you go
00:19:33go ahead
00:19:36cheers
00:19:38straight ahead
00:19:40budgie
00:19:57hello lad how are you all right
00:20:00yeah i could
00:20:01hey
00:20:02look at you
00:20:03there you go
00:20:03never guess what that is
00:20:06you done your own work
00:20:15i hate math
00:20:17and grace gets pissed when i'm wrong
00:20:20yeah you and me both
00:20:22mom used to help
00:20:27she was really good at math
00:20:30yeah
00:20:31she was a clever one
00:20:34i had another nightmare
00:20:38same one
00:20:40your dad
00:20:41this time he
00:20:43burns everything down and then kills me
00:20:48one day
00:20:49you'll be tough enough
00:20:51and then he can't hurt you
00:20:53but
00:20:55tour in
00:20:56you're safe here
00:20:57with the colonel
00:20:59honest
00:21:01connect four
00:21:07aww
00:21:10you
00:21:10you cheeky little blighter
00:21:12you could stay if you want
00:21:16well that's a generous offer grace
00:21:18but i ain't banged the blue hair since i was a lead
00:21:20you know calling you an asshole is an insult to assholes
00:21:24my point is
00:21:27marvin got out
00:21:29maybe there's hope for you too
00:21:31i shouldn't get too close to him
00:21:37i'll just fuck it up
00:21:39i hear you've been on the straight and narrow all year
00:21:42no drinking
00:21:43no killing soups
00:21:45you even follow hugh campbell's orders without strangling him
00:21:48now you're just being cruel
00:21:49i know you're not doing all that for yourself
00:21:52so then who
00:21:54exactly
00:21:59that alone makes you a better man than your father ever was
00:22:03maybe you're not such an asshole
00:22:07get a kid a fucking burger now and then would ya
00:22:13there he is
00:22:28bro
00:22:31bro come here
00:22:33oh hey it's great to see you
00:22:36did you just have to slap before me
00:22:38yeah i'm just stumping for my book
00:22:40deeper
00:22:40went awesome
00:22:41i sent you a copy
00:22:42did you not get it
00:22:44don't worry i got like hundreds of them
00:22:45i'll send you more
00:22:46it's about how me and my wife cassandra escaped that fucking cold
00:22:49you remember my wife cassandra
00:22:51right
00:22:52oh did you see that profile that malcolm gladwell did on me in the new yorker
00:22:57he called me the next lay of remedy
00:22:58no big deal
00:23:00i mean my numbers are going up
00:23:02coach
00:23:02put me back in the game
00:23:04how
00:23:04how did you get the slap before me
00:23:09uh
00:23:11it was a fucked up mistake
00:23:14that talent booker is so fucking fired
00:23:16i'm asking him
00:23:16i'm asking you
00:23:17i don't i uh
00:23:20i don't know
00:23:21i don't know
00:23:22but it's
00:23:24fucking
00:23:25ridiculous
00:23:26i i should never go before you
00:23:28obviously
00:23:29i'm a nobody
00:23:30compared to you
00:23:31you want to know a secret
00:23:32i didn't even write the fucking book
00:23:34shia labeoff's ghostwriter did
00:23:36uh
00:23:38it's crazy
00:23:39it's stupid
00:23:41sorry
00:23:42it's very sweet of you to say deep
00:23:51good to see you
00:23:55you too sir
00:23:58hey
00:24:01hey
00:24:02what was that
00:24:03i actually think that went pretty well
00:24:05let's get to the elephant in the room
00:24:10the mainstream media won't leave it alone
00:24:12how could you not know
00:24:14that stormfront was a nazi
00:24:16uh
00:24:16well okay
00:24:17so
00:24:18let me say it again cam
00:24:19um
00:24:20i may be a superhero
00:24:21but i'm also just a man who fell in love with the wrong woman
00:24:24well we all know what that's like
00:24:25right
00:24:25yeah
00:24:26look i'm not perfect
00:24:28cameron
00:24:28far from it
00:24:29uh
00:24:29i know i'm
00:24:30bulletproof on the outside
00:24:32but in here
00:24:33this
00:24:34it isn't
00:24:36i'm just as
00:24:37human as all the rest of you
00:24:39more
00:24:41with homelander
00:24:42after this
00:24:43and we're clear
00:24:46that sounded really good
00:24:54it's the birthday girl
00:25:02hey
00:25:04see what i got you
00:25:05oh you're gonna love this
00:25:07birthday photos
00:25:15oh jackie
00:25:16can you take this
00:25:17thank you
00:25:19oh todd todd over here
00:25:23photos photos photos
00:25:26you know what
00:25:27happy birthday janine
00:25:31happy birthday janine
00:25:33oh
00:25:34oh silly face
00:25:37silly face
00:25:37now super hill
00:25:39give us a super hill
00:25:40you don't have to do that
00:25:49oh
00:25:50i don't mind
00:25:51marvin
00:25:52you're taking elixipro
00:25:55i'm fine
00:25:56i'm fine monique
00:25:56this is just me
00:25:58helping out at my daughter's
00:26:00birthday party
00:26:00great party by the way
00:26:02yeah
00:26:03she's
00:26:05she's having fun
00:26:06i'm sorry about all the
00:26:08superhero stuff
00:26:09she insisted
00:26:10it's all good
00:26:11it's all good
00:26:11it's behind me now
00:26:12i'm over it
00:26:13you've seen me in the last
00:26:1512 months right
00:26:15i'm straight
00:26:17it's ancient history
00:26:18i know
00:26:21hey
00:26:22you got a couple of hours
00:26:24on friday night
00:26:24i was thinking maybe we
00:26:26could meet over at cafe
00:26:28delphini's
00:26:29have some tilapia
00:26:30go over some co-parenting
00:26:31things
00:26:32co-parenting things
00:26:33really
00:26:34where we had our first
00:26:36date
00:26:36strictly business
00:26:39scheduling things
00:26:40soccer practice
00:26:42dance recital
00:26:42you gotta move on
00:26:44marvin
00:26:45what you moved on
00:26:46with todd or
00:26:47i'm sorry
00:26:51happy birthday
00:26:53to you
00:26:54happy birthday
00:26:56to you
00:26:58happy birthday
00:27:00dear janine
00:27:01happy birthday
00:27:04to you
00:27:06B-24, huh?
00:27:25Marketing is still testing the name, but it's the future, Bob.
00:27:30One dose of this temporary B gives a soldier 24 hours of powers, give or take.
00:27:36And then they return right back to normal.
00:27:39How stable is it?
00:27:41Still ironing out the kinks.
00:27:44And if it's temporary, that means the DOD has to keep buying doses.
00:27:49At how much a hit?
00:27:51Two million, roughly.
00:27:52So over the course of a month-long operation, that's 60 million per soldier, 600 million per squad.
00:28:01Campaign going well, is it?
00:28:03I appreciate your contribution to my super pack.
00:28:07People do love a cowboy in the White House.
00:28:09I hear they're even calling you Dakota Bob.
00:28:12So how would it look if you pass up the opportunity to give our brave soldiers superpowers?
00:28:17Soups in the Army are an unmitigated shit show.
00:28:22What Black Noir did to that hard rock cafe in Lagos should be brought up on war crimes.
00:28:28Soups in the Army
00:28:45I'm sorry.
00:28:47You are absolutely right.
00:28:49The problem, of course, was making the super into heroes.
00:28:53I don't follow.
00:28:54making them figures to be worshipped the fame the movies the depraved sex it ruined them
00:29:01cone of silence in five years i hope to be out of the superhero business entirely
00:29:06bullshit it should be a serious company a defense and pharmaceutical company not a daycare dealing
00:29:13with spoiled children and dead prostitutes but the point is you won't have to worry about any
00:29:18of that because your soldiers will only be super temporarily the product finally perfected
00:29:29stan when you say compound v v 24 do you know what the public hears gestapo swastika
00:29:42and that's your fault you used a nazi to sell it compound v is radio fucking active it's not
00:29:51gonna fly in congress i still have a few strings that i can pull in congress
00:29:56no no no no no no no come on really i got good news and bad news what do you want to hear first
00:30:04the uh good news there's no good news bad news is termites off the table what bot just closed a big
00:30:12endorsement for him with terminex we've been chasing termite for months i know but after butcher force
00:30:17fed him a metric belushi of coke i didn't have much leverage did i it was just a little coke because he
00:30:23was small anyway he's going to the global wellness retreat in malibu and in return we're getting cold
00:30:29snap stacker and airburst fucking b listers really three b listers real assholes cold snap for domestic
00:30:36battery it's not a bad trade how much is soup collateral down this year 60 60 60 that's 60
00:30:46percent more people at home with their kids and we did that q you and i built this place and we did
00:30:52it the right way without being covered in blood and guts right you're irritating but but yes okay
00:31:03so please just trust me
00:31:07you must be having a fucking laugh that little cunt crawled up a guy's cock and blew him to bits
00:31:17he almost killed frenchy and you're just gonna let him go christianic arse nice soup collateral
00:31:23damage is down 60 percent oh come off it that's that twat newman told jay has locked up more soups
00:31:29this year than every other year combined then you're a fucking twat huey you're working with vore i'm
00:31:34fuck me i should have done termite when i had the chance look look look things are good we're actually
00:31:44winning winning winning are we yeah locking up a couple of nobodies ain't winning they got all the
00:31:55money and all the power and they want us dead we're out manned and outgunned and we've got to put them
00:32:00cunts in a box before they do it to us if you would just compromise a little compromise fuck you
00:32:07your whole life's a compromise hey at least i have a fucking life
00:32:10i didn't mean that
00:32:14look look can we just stop dancing around this i'm sorry i'm sorry that i left you think i'd give a
00:32:24shit yeah i think you do i think you're pissed that mm and i both left mm was a bit of a loss you
00:32:29not so much butcher it's been a year you can stop all this it's okay to stop to move on
00:32:45she would have wanted you to oi stevie fucking wonder will you knock it off you're doing me
00:32:53fucking head in jesus fucking christ everyone's losing their fucking minds
00:32:58hey
00:33:00maybe they're just trying to be happy
00:33:07i thought it sounded great
00:33:16i don't remember
00:33:46Take these two!
00:33:47No, no!
00:33:48Take these two!
00:33:49No!
00:33:50What?
00:33:51So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:33:52No, you stay back!
00:33:53All of you, stay back!
00:33:54You stay the fuck back!
00:33:55All of you, stay back!
00:33:56You stay the fuck back!
00:33:57All of you, stay back!
00:34:05Excuse me, Starlight.
00:34:07I need the room.
00:34:08I've got a meeting with Stan.
00:34:09Actually, I invited you both.
00:34:11Have a seat.
00:34:14Great.
00:34:15Up.
00:34:30I remember when you first arrived, Starlight.
00:34:32A farm girl from Kansas.
00:34:34Bright-eyed like Dorothy and Oz.
00:34:36In Iowa, and not a farm.
00:34:38Oh, well, look how far you've come.
00:34:40Pulling it in 96, a new-bought record.
00:34:43I don't have to tell you that our brand has been a bit tarnished since that nasty business last year.
00:34:49But you have restored a wholesome, trustworthy image to the company when we needed it the most.
00:34:55Which is why the board wants to make you co-captain of the seven.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01Co-co-captain?
00:35:05Yeah, but, but, uh, Homelander is captain.
00:35:12I mean, you're, you're captain.
00:35:13This will be beneficial to you both.
00:35:16Your numbers are down, what, uh, double digits?
00:35:19The public still associates you with Stormfront.
00:35:21This would be a real bump.
00:35:23A rising tide lifts all boats.
00:35:26It's very thoughtful of you, Stan.
00:35:29Um, when does the board vote?
00:35:33They already did, this morning.
00:35:35All that's left is for Starlight to say yes.
00:35:37Uh, no.
00:35:39I mean, I mean, I'm flattered, thank you.
00:35:41But, no, thank you.
00:35:43If anybody, it should be Maeve.
00:35:45Well, Maeve doesn't have a 96.
00:35:47Nobody does.
00:35:48Except you.
00:35:49Apparently.
00:35:54Homelander.
00:35:57Could you give us a moment?
00:35:58Look, I'd really like to keep discussing this.
00:36:00Absolutely.
00:36:01Set a time with Samantha and we'll get you in.
00:36:10Great.
00:36:12No problem.
00:36:13Excellent.
00:36:14My schedule is pretty full, but I'll try and find you a window.
00:36:22Okay, sir.
00:36:23There is no way.
00:36:24I mean, you saw it, Maeve.
00:36:25He can get as pissy as he wants.
00:36:27As long as I am CEO of Vought, he's under control.
00:36:30And we both know why.
00:36:32Y-you know that he can, he can probably hear you.
00:36:35Good.
00:36:36I hope he does.
00:36:37Starlight.
00:36:39Real power isn't this.
00:36:44It's the ability to bend the world to your will.
00:36:47You would decide what the Seven do.
00:36:50What causes they support.
00:36:53Full authority to fill the team's empty slots.
00:37:02I am offering you real power.
00:37:07Power.
00:37:08You should think about it.
00:37:09You should think about it.
00:37:14It's been almost a year since church chairman Alistair Adana has been seen in public.
00:37:27Yeah, well, they say he's on a sabbatical.
00:37:42Who knows?
00:37:43What I do know is that there are literally thousands of tortured souls who are trapped in that church right now who want to escape just like me and my wife did.
00:37:48That's very brave.
00:37:50Your book, Deeper, has been a game changer.
00:37:51Obviously, you've had your past troubles, but I think people are surprised at how sensitive and insightful you really are.
00:38:03After your last TED talk, Vanity Fair called you the thinking person superhero.
00:38:08He did.
00:38:09With only three contestants left, who will join the Seven?
00:38:12Will it be Supersonic?
00:38:13He first exploded onto the scene as Drummer Born.
00:38:19Hero, Christian, and triple threat member of the multi-platinum group Super Sweet.
00:38:25When he broke hearts everywhere by dating a certain rising star on the Capes for Christ circuit.
00:38:30But that was long ago.
00:38:32Today, Drummer Boy has become a man.
00:38:34Going solo, changing his name to Supersonic.
00:38:37And setting his sights on American Hero.
00:38:40And maybe on an old flame.
00:38:48Or is it Starlight who's keeping the fires burning?
00:38:51Livewire, please hang up your cape and go.
00:38:54Two contestants will win coveted slots in the Seven.
00:38:57So who will go home, and who will be the next American Hero?
00:39:03Hi.
00:39:04Hi.
00:39:07I like it.
00:39:09Hey.
00:39:11Yeah.
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13Sure.
00:39:15Oh, my God.
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Hi.
00:39:18Hi.
00:39:19Huey, what's up, my man?
00:39:20How's it going, guys? What are you guys doing?
00:39:21We're running lines, actually.
00:39:22For a reality show?
00:39:24Right.
00:39:25The reality behind the reality.
00:39:27Mm-hmm.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Oh, man.
00:39:30I was in the control room, and they had this, like, bio thing on you.
00:39:33Oh, God.
00:39:34I'm sorry.
00:39:35Yeah, that boy band shit is so embarrassing.
00:39:37You know what?
00:39:38I really like Rock My Kiss.
00:39:39Really?
00:39:40I do.
00:39:41Did you?
00:39:42I actually...
00:39:43Wait.
00:39:44Shut up.
00:39:45Shut up.
00:39:46What?
00:39:47It's true.
00:39:48Shut up.
00:39:49What are you talking about?
00:39:50Okay, be careful.
00:39:51I can still kick you off the show.
00:39:52He has a right to know.
00:39:53Come on.
00:39:54Well, you were, what, 19?
00:39:5518.
00:39:56Okay.
00:39:57So, 18, the band was performing at the opening of Autlan St. Louis.
00:40:01But before the show, Annie and I snuck into a cantina, and they had those, I mean,
00:40:06those yards of margarita.
00:40:07I must have drank a quarter mile.
00:40:09So, middle of the show, we bring out Starlight to do a number.
00:40:13And little Orphanauke steps onto the stage, and she just pukes in front of a festival
00:40:21crowd.
00:40:22I mean, the tweens, they lost their shit.
00:40:24Humiliating.
00:40:25Wow.
00:40:26That's...
00:40:27I had no idea you drank back then.
00:40:28Oh, yeah.
00:40:29Miss Goodie Two-Shoes, she had a fun side.
00:40:32Big time.
00:40:34And really great that you guys are still so close.
00:40:37Just really, really great.
00:40:39You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:41No.
00:40:42No, no, no, no.
00:40:43Totally.
00:40:44He's gross, and you've known him your whole life, and he, you know, took your virginity,
00:40:47so why would I worry?
00:40:48Okay.
00:40:49It was a mutual taking of virginities, and you know what?
00:40:51It happened so long ago, and only a couple of times.
00:40:54Oh, really?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:56You know, we were really religious, and we weren't married, so it felt weird having
00:41:00sex.
00:41:01I mean, sex, sex.
00:41:02We did a ton of butt stuff.
00:41:08I'm fucking with you.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:11Come on.
00:41:12Yeah, never do that again.
00:41:14Wow.
00:41:15Uh...
00:41:18Co-captain, huh?
00:41:19Wow, that's, uh...
00:41:20Is it crazy?
00:41:21I mean, Vox is the worst thing that's ever happened to us, and now you want to be their
00:41:24Ronald McDonald, so yeah, a little crazy.
00:41:26Yeah, but first female co-captain of any super team, ever.
00:41:32I mean, think about what that would mean to millions of girls.
00:41:36I'm sorry.
00:41:37I'm just surprised, I guess.
00:41:39I mean, is this your mom talking or you?
00:41:42I'm the one whose feet bled at all of those pageants, okay?
00:41:47I've paid a lot, and finally, finally, I could have some real power that I could use,
00:41:53and I could make trouble at Vox do some real good.
00:41:56Or Homelander could murder you.
00:41:58Someone needs to stand up to this guy.
00:42:00And that has to be you.
00:42:01Not just me, I mean, I could bring good people into the seven who could help me.
00:42:04What, you mean like your boyfriend?
00:42:11It's not a good look, Huey.
00:42:12No one even bats an eye when a man climbs the ladder.
00:42:15Yeah, okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:42:16Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:42:20So I'll see you later tonight?
00:42:23Don't bother with the awkward fresh.
00:42:31What are you drinking?
00:42:33What are you drinking?
00:42:58Shake Shack?
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:05You want one?
00:43:06I'll go grab a p...
00:43:07Oh, no.
00:43:08No.
00:43:09Thank you, though.
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:11I see you got the extra whipped cream in there, huh?
00:43:13Yeah.
00:43:14Yummers.
00:43:17Guess you wanted to cram in as much fat fuck as possible, huh?
00:43:22Did I do something wrong?
00:43:23You think I haven't seen you?
00:43:25Shoving back two dozen cupcakes in the break room?
00:43:27Nine servings of Miro's truffle risotto night?
00:43:30Hmm?
00:43:31Hey, man.
00:43:32You know, I need 30,000 calories a day.
00:43:35Maybe when you actually ran, you did.
00:43:37But now you're just eating your feelings, making us look ridiculous.
00:43:42Fastest marijuana.
00:43:44What a fucking joke.
00:43:46What did you say?
00:43:49What did you say?
00:43:52Nothing.
00:43:53Nothing?
00:43:54What did you say to me?
00:43:56I'm sorry.
00:43:57I'm sorry.
00:43:58Shit.
00:43:59I'm so sorry.
00:44:00I didn't mean it.
00:44:01Say it.
00:44:02Say it.
00:44:03Say it.
00:44:04Sorry.
00:44:05I'm sorry.
00:44:06What did you say?
00:44:07What's my fault?
00:44:08Foxx is a good uno.
00:44:09I don't know.
00:44:10It's a good one.
00:44:11If you miss me, I don't know.
00:44:12I'll be so sorry.
00:44:13I can wait.
00:44:14I'm sorry.
00:44:15I can wait a minute.
00:44:16I got it.
00:44:17I can not see it.
00:44:18I can't wait.
00:44:19I can never relax.
00:44:20I can't wait.
00:44:21I can't wait.
00:44:22I can't wait.
00:44:23I can't wait.
00:44:25I'm sorry.
00:44:26But not everyone rejects Stormfront, a group called the Storm Chasers still celebrate
00:44:41their racist dogma.
00:44:43After finding each other on 4chan, the Storm Chasers volleyed online in the days and weeks
00:44:48after Stormfront...
00:44:49Howard.
00:44:50It's wonderful that you're here.
00:44:56Is something wrong, my love?
00:44:59You know, I'm just skulking around like a frightened schoolgirl, apologizing when I've done nothing
00:45:07wrong.
00:45:12Today, uh, they made Starlight co-captain.
00:45:16Yes.
00:45:17No.
00:45:18Mm-hmm.
00:45:19Oh.
00:45:20My poor baby.
00:45:22I don't know how much more of this I could take.
00:45:25No one suffers like you suffer.
00:45:28Mm-hmm.
00:45:29Let me out.
00:45:31Honestly, I have to put up with these fucking people.
00:45:36They hold that video over my head month after month.
00:45:40They took my son from me.
00:45:43They want me...
00:45:44There you go.
00:45:45See, they want me weak, castrated.
00:45:47They should be worshiping me.
00:45:48They tremble at my feet and put a knife to their children's throat, like Abraham to Isaac,
00:45:54if I say so.
00:45:55Oh, they will, when you lead an army of Aryan Ubermensch to their victory.
00:46:06What?
00:46:07No.
00:46:08Yes.
00:46:09No.
00:46:10No.
00:46:11No.
00:46:12How many times do I have to tell you?
00:46:13We don't need a fucking master race.
00:46:14I'm the master race.
00:46:15That's the point.
00:46:16That's the whole point.
00:46:18Hm.
00:46:19You have to.
00:46:20It took a hundred years, but we finally found you.
00:46:23It's your destiny.
00:46:24Oh, my God.
00:46:25Whatever.
00:46:26No.
00:46:27Just, uh, rest.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29No.
00:46:30Please.
00:46:31Please.
00:46:32Please.
00:46:33No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:35No.
00:46:36No.
00:46:37No.
00:46:50No.
00:46:51No.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No.
00:46:54No.
00:46:56No.
00:46:57No.
00:46:58No.
00:47:15No, no.
00:47:18No.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21Do you remember how he died?
00:47:22Stuck in a nuclear meltdown in Ohio.
00:47:2483, 84, I think, got buried beneath a reactor.
00:47:27And we thought it was bollocks.
00:47:29You thought right.
00:47:32Reed.
00:47:35What's BCL Reed?
00:47:36You believe the rumors?
00:47:38It's the thing that killed Soldier Boy.
00:47:40Some kind of gun or weapon or something.
00:47:42It's been a funny and age-bomb.
00:47:44He was nearly as strong as...
00:47:46If we can find this weapon or whatever it is,
00:47:55maybe we can use it to blow Homelander's fucking brains out.
00:48:00If it is real.
00:48:03Not some fucking fable.
00:48:12Payback.
00:48:14What a bunch of fucking wankers.
00:48:17I'll say.
00:48:18When the Seven passed them as the number one super team,
00:48:21Crimson Countess sent me a box of cat shit.
00:48:24She was fucking Soldier Boy and, uh,
00:48:27Gunpowder was his sidekick.
00:48:29If anyone knows what happened to him,
00:48:31they do.
00:48:33Your mate Noir wasn't payback.
00:48:35Why don't you ask him?
00:48:36Even if that walking tumor could talk,
00:48:38it wouldn't be to me.
00:48:40Here.
00:48:44What's this?
00:48:47It's 10 feet.
00:48:48One shot makes you a soup for 24 hours.
00:48:53I mean, they think it's still an R&D.
00:48:56Oh, great.
00:48:58So powers maybe,
00:48:59maybe McBollocks will apply footballs.
00:49:01Yeah?
00:49:02Payback maybe a bunch of fuckholes,
00:49:04but they're strong.
00:49:05And they're dangerous.
00:49:06If you're going against them,
00:49:08you're gonna need it.
00:49:14And what makes you think
00:49:15that me,
00:49:17of all people,
00:49:18would want to turn into one of you?
00:49:20This is our best chance to kill Homelander.
00:49:23Don't fuck it up.
00:49:25Come up.
00:49:55If you want to watch me have a wank, we'll cost you a tenor.
00:50:25May I come in?
00:50:38Where's Ryan?
00:50:43He's at 673, Nosh My Bollocks Ave.
00:50:47You want a pen and paper?
00:50:48You know I could just pull you apart, limb by limb.
00:50:53Make you Tony.
00:50:54Nah, that'd be worthless.
00:50:56Victim always goes into shock, you've got to start small.
00:50:59Fingers, toenails, ears.
00:51:00He's my son, William.
00:51:03My family.
00:51:04I'm gonna find him.
00:51:06Sooner or later.
00:51:09Look, uh, I don't mean to be rude.
00:51:17Can we just skip to the part where you laser my fucking brains out?
00:51:21For Christ's sake.
00:51:23Where's the sport in that?
00:51:26Look at you.
00:51:28You're like putting down a wounded dog.
00:51:30You're the one with your tail between your legs and all them fucking talk shows.
00:51:35And then they go and make Starlight Co-Captain.
00:51:37Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:51:39Touché William.
00:51:41Touché William.
00:51:43Touché.
00:51:44What are you doing here?
00:51:46Touché.
00:51:49What are you doing here?
00:51:57Vought.
00:51:59And the fucking bureau.
00:52:01The wheeling and dealing and giving and taking
00:52:05just to keep everything exactly the same.
00:52:09And you and me?
00:52:11Well, they treat us like old playthings
00:52:13and put us up on the fucking shelf.
00:52:15Hmm?
00:52:17Treat us like we're obsolete.
00:52:20Doesn't that make you angry?
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:30It does.
00:52:33What if...
00:52:35What if it doesn't have to be that way?
00:52:42What if...
00:52:45You and I?
00:52:51Well, what if we share a different destiny?
00:52:55Something...
00:52:57A little more of...
00:52:59Scorched earth.
00:53:01Shock and awe.
00:53:04Blood and bone.
00:53:07And in the end...
00:53:09Only one of us left standing.
00:53:19Isn't that what you want?
00:53:24To fucking Roy.
00:53:26More than anything.
00:53:29I look forward to it.
00:53:32I look forward to it.
00:53:33I look forward to it.
00:53:34about this one.
00:53:36I feel like a little bit.
00:53:37I know...
00:53:38I feel like a little too.
00:53:39I know...
00:53:40I know...
00:53:41I know...
00:53:42You're going to be a good day and you may be a free.
00:53:43That's it.
00:53:44The way, you'll find me.
00:53:45I know...
00:53:46You'll have to be a good day.
00:53:47I love you, night breezes seem to whisper, I love you, birds singing in the sycamore tree, dream a little dream of me.
00:54:07Stay nighty night and kiss me, just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me, while I'm alone and blue as can be, dream a little dream of me.
00:54:31Sit down.
00:54:41Nadia! Hey, Nadia!
00:55:01Hey Tony.
00:55:07How you been?
00:55:11How you been?
00:55:13Not as good as you. I see you on TV all the time, Nadia.
00:55:17I'm not Nadia anymore. Can't come around the office calling me that.
00:55:21We were best friends.
00:55:23How you been.
00:55:25Not as good as you. I see you on TV all the time, Nadia.
00:55:29I'm not Nadia anymore.
00:55:33Can't come around the office calling me that.
00:55:35We were best friends.
00:55:36That was a long time ago, Tony.
00:55:39We should tell everyone. You have a platform now.
00:55:43We should tell everyone about Red River.
00:55:45It's not that easy, Tony.
00:55:47I need people to know what happened to me.
00:55:49Tony, I can't.
00:55:51Please.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:13Oh.
00:56:15Ah!
00:56:17Ah!
00:56:19Ah.
00:56:21You don't need that.
00:56:24Ah!
00:56:26Ah!
00:56:27Ah!
00:56:30Ah!
00:56:33Ah!
00:56:36Ah!
00:56:37Uh!
00:56:38Ah!
00:56:39Ah!
00:56:41Don't...
00:57:00Don't...
00:57:03Why'd you have to come look in for me?
00:57:11I don't know.
00:57:41That's me. I'm in trouble. Fuck. I need a team. Alleyway. East 12th and Broadway.
00:58:11She never had a black street guy. I bet her mama never told her why. I'm gonna try for an uptown girl. She's been living in her white bread world.
00:58:24As long as anyone without a can. And now she's looking for a downtown man. That's what I am.
00:58:33And when she knows what she wants from her time. And when she wakes up and makes up her mind.
00:58:47She'll see I'm not so tough. Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
00:58:58You know I've seen her in her uptown girl. She's getting tired of her high class toys.
00:59:06And all the presents from her uptown boys. She's got a choice.
00:59:11Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
00:59:26Uptown girl. You know I can't afford to buy her girls.
00:59:31But maybe someday when my ship comes in
00:59:35She'll understand what kind of guy I'm in
00:59:39And when she's walking
00:59:44She's looking so fine
00:59:47And when she's talking
00:59:51She'll say that she's mine
00:59:55She'll say I'm not so tall
00:59:59Just because I'm in love
01:00:03There's an uptown girl
01:00:05She's my uptown girl
01:00:09There's an uptown girl
01:00:13My uptown girl
01:00:29There's an uptown girl

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