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00:00This Thursday on VTV, television for women.
00:09I guess I'm just searching for a more purposeful life, Mr. Adana.
00:12The Church of the Collective can offer you so much more.
00:18We can offer you a family.
00:25Mr. Adana, tell me the truth.
00:27Are you having me followed?
00:28I had to find out if you were putting the church first, before your career, before everything.
00:37You branded me with your initials!
00:39It's enough!
00:40I'm afraid that you have become a toxic personality, Deep.
00:46Then you've left me no choice but to run.
00:58Not Without My Dolphin, brought to you by Lean Lady Frozen Dinners by Vought.
01:03Tonight, simulcast live across BBS, VTV, VNN, Vought Soul, and Voughtimundo.
01:09Join me for my annual birthday spectacular.
01:12Along with my co-captain, Starlight, as well as Emerald Lagasse, Rascal Flatts, Supersonic, the cast of Riverdale, Dane, Judi Dench, and of course, my dear friend, Blackwater.
01:23Hey, William.
01:30Goddamn the pusher man, am I right?
01:32You're really gonna shoot that shit in your veins?
01:34You know, I think I just might.
01:38Odds are you'll die screaming.
01:40Well, I can't put more for less.
01:43I don't think you're gonna do it.
01:45Turn yourself into a soup.
01:47That's a new low, even for you.
01:48Oh, I can go lower.
01:50I can go straight to El.
01:54Butcher, you have to stop.
02:00Please.
02:01For Becca.
02:02This will break her heart.
02:04Becca don't care what I do.
02:10She's dead.
02:18Hello, hello.
02:31A bit early, isn't it?
02:32You said I could call you after eight.
02:35It's 8.03.
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:37Right you are.
02:40Are you okay?
02:42Yeah.
02:43Auntie Dory.
02:44Why?
02:45You look tired.
02:46Just, uh, had a nap night.
02:49That's all.
02:50No sleep.
02:51Did you watch the video I made?
02:53Uh, no.
02:54No, I, uh, I ain't had a chance yet.
02:57I think you should watch it.
02:58It kind of helps me when I don't sleep so good.
03:01Yeah, look, I told you.
03:02I'll watch it later.
03:04Are you mad at me?
03:09No.
03:09Of course not.
03:13Look, you're your mother's son.
03:16And I'll always watch out for you.
03:22Just like I promised.
03:26All right?
03:27Hey there, sleepyhead.
03:41Rise and shine.
03:42Big day.
03:44Anything a little extra special about today?
03:47Hmm?
03:47It's my birthday, silly.
03:58Hmm?
04:01Okay, just blink if you want to wish me a happy birthday, huh?
04:05Hmm?
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04:17Hmm?
04:17Hmm...
04:18Okay.
04:33Okay, so Red River is a group home owned by a bot subsidiary, of course.
04:38I guess that's where Vicky grew up.
04:39You mean Nadia?
04:42God, I'm a fucking idiot.
04:43I should've seen it.
04:44How could you have seen this?
04:46I don't know. Maybe when she killed Rainer.
04:47Or when she blew up Congress.
04:50God damn it.
04:54Maybe we'll make it to the Times.
04:56No, she could head-pop everybody in the office.
04:58Me included.
04:59Wait, wait. You're going in?
05:02Colin Sick.
05:03We have an all-hands-at-three. I've never missed one before.
05:08What if we tell Butcher?
05:09We tell Butcher I've been a soup sidekick for a year.
05:12Oh, Christ. He's never going to not torture me for this, is he?
05:16Well, maybe he won't.
05:19No, no, no, no. Look, we can handle this ourselves, all right?
05:24Just don't do anything.
05:26I'm not crazy, stupid.
05:28No! Don't do anything until I get back, okay?
05:32You're leaving?
05:33Yeah, it's the sound check for Homelander's stupid birthday special.
05:41Wait for me.
05:42Yeah.
05:44Okay.
05:45Sure.
05:57Copy.
05:58Copy.
05:58Head.
05:58Slide.
05:59All slides on.
06:01Let's cut off.
06:01Uh-huh.
06:02Woo!
06:03Still got it.
06:04It's like you're back on the Sweetest I Wanna Be tour.
06:06Oh, wow.
06:07No, this is humiliating.
06:09That song was gross when I was 18.
06:11I sing it now, they're going to make me keep a thousand feet from schools.
06:14Then don't sing it.
06:16It's easy for you to say you're already in the seven.
06:18I don't want to make waves.
06:21Trust me.
06:23Make waves.
06:25Hey, Jay.
06:26Um, could we run my segment now, actually?
06:28Because I only have a few lines.
06:30Of course.
06:31Where's the fire, Starlight?
06:34Are you on a break?
06:36Sir, happy birthday.
06:37I'm...
06:38Supersonic, right?
06:39Yeah, that's right.
06:39Great to meet you.
06:40You too.
06:41Yeah.
06:41You're a real, uh, contender on American Hero.
06:44Keep it up.
06:45We could be teammates.
06:46Oh, wow.
06:46I hope so, sir.
06:47Of course, it doesn't hurt that the show's judge used to get cum drunk on your chorizo picante.
06:55Holmander, sir, we're loading the prompter with Starlight's revisions?
06:58Sure.
06:59Revisions?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Had Bruce make a couple of tweaks.
07:02Gave you some more juicy stuff.
07:03After all, you are co-captain.
07:05Need you front and center.
07:07Roger.
07:08Cue these up.
07:08Yes, sir.
07:09You know, I gotta admit, I was a little unsure about this.
07:17But now, honestly, I am just so excited about what's coming.
07:22Partner.
07:23Ready for rehearsal.
07:32All right, mate.
07:35Bloody hell, Janine, you shut up.
07:37You remember your uncle Billy, don't you?
07:39Yeah.
07:40I got this for you.
07:42You and your dad can build it together.
07:45523 pieces of family fun.
07:47Okay, one, you don't just pop up here.
07:51You call first.
07:52And two, F-soldier boy.
07:55I don't give a mother-effing doo-doo how he checked out.
07:58Ah, bollocks.
08:00He didn't die like no hero.
08:02I'll wager he went out on his knees begging like a right cunt.
08:05What the f-
08:06Sorry, love.
08:08Look, if there's a weapon out there that killed Soldier Boy, then it can kill home lander.
08:17And that's gotta be worth something.
08:18Now, we're working our way through his old team.
08:23Frenchie and Kimiko are starting with the Crimson Cabas, and I'm gonna hit up Gunpowder.
08:29Sounds like you've got everything covered.
08:30But it's not just anyone.
08:34It's Soldier Boy.
08:36You could close the book on him once and for all.
08:40For your dad, your family.
08:42Fuck off with that shit.
08:43My father died hunched over a desk, obsessing over a dead man while he was ignoring his
08:55two living children.
08:57And I almost did the same thing to her.
09:02Thanks for coming by.
09:13You're doing a bang-up job with that, Mike.
09:27Butcher, hold on a second.
09:30I might have one thing.
09:43I might have seen someone in the world that sometimes...
09:46So let's go.
09:47I might have one thing.
09:48Let's skip you, verein.
10:06So make sure you get along the way...
10:10Welcome to Brave Maid's Inclusive Kingdom.
10:40You're the real hero.
10:50Que se hamburger with a donut for a bun?
10:55Surely there is no God here.
11:01You want to wait three hours for a three-minute ride that is a monument to a monster?
11:18Since when?
11:24Okay, first work, then pleasure.
11:27Really?
11:28Okay.
11:29Let's go.
11:30Come on.
11:45Mon cœur.
11:47Soldier Boy, a musical journey is about to begin.
11:57Get your tickets back.
12:11Soldier Boy grew up in the birthplace of American Liberty.
12:15Born poor in the mean streets of South Philadelphia, he learned the values of hard work, tenacity,
12:20and bravery.
12:21He used those values to prove America's exceptionalism to the world.
12:26Okay, boys.
12:27Let's get these craps somehow.
12:31He defended us against the encroaching red menace.
12:34Congressman, I have a list right here of avowed communists.
12:38He helped guide America into a brighter future.
12:42And along the way, he found the love of a good woman, which made his sacrifice all the more noble.
12:49When he gave his life, saving us from a nuclear holocaust.
12:53Please join us in saluting Soldier Boy.
13:00When the night was dark, and the dawn was cold.
13:13From sea to shining sea, and mountains majesty.
13:23He did it all for the red, white, and the bold.
13:28He's America's son.
13:29He's America's son.
13:30A shining beacon of freedom.
13:31He's America's son.
13:32Next!
13:33You seem a little old for the Countess tea package.
13:34We're young as heart.
13:35You seem a little old for the Countess tea package.
13:56We're young as heart.
13:57Oh, sweetie.
13:58Oh, sweetie.
13:59Can't you talk?
14:00Would you like to hear something new?
14:03Chimps don't cry, no chimps don't cry.
14:32You know that chimps are physically incapable of crying.
14:36But that doesn't mean they're not crying on the inside.
14:39In the heart of the jungle.
14:43Just trying to stay alive.
14:46It tastes more than just bananas.
14:49For a thief is too...
14:51What are you...
14:52What are you...
14:53What are you...
14:54What are you...
14:55Don't let her hands touch.
14:56No.
14:57Let go of me, you bitch.
14:59No fireball if your hands don't touch me.
15:04You stay quiet and relax.
15:06She will hurt you.
15:07What do you want?
15:08We wanna know about Soldier Boy.
15:11What the fuck do you care about Soldier Boy?
15:13We want the truth about Soldier Boy.
15:15Not the merde you've been giving us in your appalling show.
15:19How did he die?
15:20Who killed him?
15:21Talk.
15:22The show is the truth, motherfucker.
15:24He died a hero.
15:25Enjoy.
15:26No.
15:28Oh, no.
15:29What's that?
15:30Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:36Come on!
15:50Honey, we got it, come on.
16:10You can't cry.
16:20God damn it.
16:29Fuck!
16:40God.
16:42God.
16:50Huey, man.
16:51You okay?
16:53Alex?
16:55Where's Annie?
16:57She's actually on stage with Homelander.
16:59It's a crazy fucking day, man.
17:01Yeah, yeah.
17:02So glad that you're there with her.
17:04Hey, why'd you pick up the phone?
17:06Well, you called three times in the last three minutes.
17:08Is anything wrong?
17:09No, no, everything's good, everything's fine.
17:10Just tell her that I called, okay?
17:12It is such an honor to be with you all tonight, celebrating my, my dear friend and mentor,
17:26Homelander.
17:27Now, before we bring out Dame Judi Dench, I would like to take a moment, uh, hey, Jay,
17:34what's that?
17:35I'm supposed to be announcing the Starlight House.
17:37You sing me happy birthday.
17:39Fun, right?
17:41Come on.
17:42Go for it.
17:45Happy birthday to you.
17:47Happy birthday to you.
17:48Happy birthday.
17:49Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:52Um, Starlight.
17:54Listen, Starlight, I hate to direct you, but, um, we're gonna need a little more JFK just
18:01got rimmed out by Marilyn version.
18:03It's gotta fit with the routine.
18:05I, actually, show her the routine.
18:08You're gonna fucking love this.
18:15That's your backup.
18:17Okay.
18:19Okay.
18:20Uh, hold on, everybody.
18:21Hey, ladies, thank you.
18:22Just stand down, okay?
18:23Real quick.
18:24Can I talk to Roger?
18:27Uh, yeah, sure.
18:28I have concerns.
18:33You do?
18:34Mm-hmm.
18:35Oh, okay.
18:36Well, um, what are they?
18:38It's demeaning.
18:40It's demeaning to sing your friend happy birthday.
18:43Are you gonna sing all sexy for me on my birthday?
18:46So, like, what's with all this animosity?
18:49Hey, um, can we just have one minute, please?
18:52Yes, go.
18:54Hey, um, Kate, for the record, I know you don't care whether I sing or not.
19:03This is a juvenile attempt to get me to look like a sex doll instead of a co-captain.
19:09I'm not doing it.
19:12I have an idea.
19:13Why don't you light the fuck up?
19:15Come on, you gotta sing the shit out of this song.
19:17Ready?
19:18Let's hit it.
19:19If Starlight doesn't want to sing, she doesn't sing.
19:24Stan, what a surprise.
19:26Our testing shows that 76% of likely viewers will make every effort to watch tonight for Starlight.
19:34As for you, 53% might DVR.
19:37I think that that means that she can call her own shots, don't you?
19:41So, how about I just walk, Stan? How would that rape?
19:44After the PR hole you dug for yourself this past year, I'd say you're lucky we're putting on this farce at all.
19:49But hey, it's your party.
19:51You can cry if you want to.
19:53Damn, Annie.
19:56What happened to you in New York?
19:58I started making waves.
20:00Thank you so much for coming in.
20:02Have you met my new development exec?
20:03Hi, I'm also Ashley.
20:04Uh-huh.
20:05We are super curious to hear what you have for us today.
20:06Mm-hmm.
20:08So curious.
20:09I've been thinking a lot about all the ways that I can contribute around here.
20:13Maybe I can't run as fast as I used to, but I've never just been the world's fastest man.
20:15Like, there's a lot of layers to the A-train that people haven't seen yet.
20:18Such as?
20:19Well, I'm also a-a strong, very proud black man.
20:23Right, Seth?
20:24Seth?
20:25Seth?
20:26Come on, man.
20:27Seth?
20:28Come on, man.
20:29I'm also a strong, very proud black man.
20:31Right, Seth?
20:32Seth?
20:33Come on, man.
20:34I'm also a strong, very proud black man.
20:37I don't know what I'm used to, but I've never just been the world's fastest man.
20:40Like, there's a lot of layers to the A-train that people haven't seen yet.
20:42Such as?
20:43Well, I'm also a-a strong, very proud black man.
20:48Right, Seth?
20:52Seth?
20:53Come on, man.
20:55Tell them.
20:56Right.
20:58Um-
20:59The seven have been dipping in the African American demo.
21:01Our numbers for dawn of the seven have been soft.
21:04people of color don't tend to react well to nazis facts we thought a rebranding of a train
21:10maybe could change that if done tastefully a rebranding so listen we start with a docu-series
21:19on vod soul a train to africa boom the arts uh just a mock-up it'll trace his family's journey
21:30from the plains of africa all the way to vat tower yeah like i want to get back in touch with my roots
21:36like in roots and for the gen z's a state-of-the-art interactive learning experience
21:53is that a video game about the slave trade some powerful stuff
21:56it's really something i even had lj redesign the suit you know for the culture i want to introduce
22:05it tonight oh yeah no let's have a beat on that and think about that okay okay wow thank you so much
22:13for that pitch that was so well told so well told all right yeah
22:21we're gonna discuss with the team and and get back to you cool yeah thanks see you tonight
22:33i'm kind of surprised that they didn't buy it in the room she hated it what no man she said it was
22:39well told yeah that's code for she hated it look ma'am she didn't buy it because it's total
22:44bullshit you couldn't care less about your african roots you know it and she knows it and frankly
22:48africa knows it yeah you don't have a dick
22:53so uh where at what do you work um the tower social media up on 47. um i'm sorry you said you
23:10don't get many potential parents well you know what kind of a home we are right yeah no of course it's a
23:15group home for the super abled mason please get down from there yeah uh so many tragic stories but
23:26with the right attention uh they can bounce back so quickly ah yeah they're little treasures
23:33so they're they're parents they're uh well uh some of the kids they discovered their gifts
23:49quite early before they were able to control them but listen i'm sure you'd be perfectly safe
23:56hey can you can you uh can you show me the rest of the place oh what did you want to see anything
24:01whatever you got oh yeah sorry what uh what is it teddy hey wait a minute i know you you're
24:12starlight's boyfriend uh and you work at the bureau this is highly irregular yeah i can explain um
24:20okay the the truth is starlight is is the one that sent me here i'm completely sterile doctor says
24:27my sperm are bad like really really bad like a bunch of fat dead tadpoles but we we want a kid
24:34and um she wanted to keep it quiet so she sent me here to cover for her i i was never here by the
24:40way we just want to keep it about love and not publicity you know this is fantastic with a superhuman
24:50mother there's far less chance of parental fatality oh yeah that's great that's great news so have a
24:56few standouts that i think you'll be pretty thrilled with you mind if i uh just kind of flip around a bit
25:03oh thank you thank you sorry sorry sorry is there anything in particular that you're looking for um
25:11boy girl oh you know we don't really see gender that way well samir is south asian
25:18it's very hot right now no that sounds great with uh samir right here okay south asian
25:33i can't adopt you sport technically it's more complicated than you need to worry about
26:02but you are a very rare and exceptional girl and you're coming with me i'm gonna take care of you
26:08now is that all right it has been a terrible horrible no good very bad day
26:16my mom says some days are like that even in australia you want me to read again
26:23i'm actually too old for that well you smart ass scoot let me talk to your mom
26:34bad days do happen maybe i need to read this to you you have about a million times before bed
26:42anything in the news still nothing good
26:51tony was a friend of yours i understand why you'd be upset somebody had bought dropped the ball
27:07i can't have people showing up at my work calling me nadia a cleaning crew sterilized the site within
27:1215 minutes of the incident no witnesses have come forward and if they do we'll deal with them
27:18um the same way you dealt with tony come on sport haven't i always taken care of you
27:36welcome next
27:41sorry mate there you go nice piece welcome next come through
27:52this country
28:08i'll tell you something if dakota bob singer gets elected president will you say hello to left-wing
28:14socialism because i'll tell you this right now he's going to follow the george
28:17source globalist playbook to a t step one oppress the citizens and confiscate their firearms
28:26step two have it all gleefully reported by the so-called news media and step three
28:32in every classroom around the country they're going to teach your kids to hate america the
28:35constitution and the second amendment good for us the silent majority and the vaught rifle association
28:42let me tell you something we are armed and we're ready to fight back thank you for coming ladies and
28:46gentlemen don't forget two for one on holla points on the way out use the promo code gunpowder
29:00excuse me mr powder i'm your number one fan i bought all your rifles every one of them
29:05that vort vr15 that's a hell of a gun smooth trip smooth
29:13i'd shake your hand but uh well you know well i appreciate that
29:27yeah i followed you since your payback days
29:33i mean 14 years old picked to be soldier boy sidekick who's a great man
29:47what's nice meeting you buddy you must have been chuffed eh helping him on his missions letting him
29:53watch you on the bog stick his finger up your bummer back give him a sloppy little nosh all in a day's work
29:59for a young ward in it like i hadn't heard that sidekick pedal shit a thousand times before
30:03don't you do me a big favor buddy and fuck off you're right i'm sorry that's a filthy unsubstantiated rumor
30:11goddamn right it is until now this is a complaint you filed to vaught begging to be taken off payback
30:19on account of and i quote soldier boy's habitual abuse of course i buried it of all being a cunt say
30:27oh that right there is a fake of course it is i'm sorry who are you i told you biggest fan
30:34and i want to help you keep strong be a crying shame if you read me faithful out there found out you
30:43a soldier boy's under range knob gobbler now all i want to know is what happened to him
30:52and you're gonna tell me maybe i put a bullet in your head
30:59you do that and it'll be all over the interweb within an hour you see buddy i don't give a
31:04shit because that never happened soldier boy never touched me like that
31:19so
31:32so
31:38so
31:46Oh, fuck.
32:16Oh, fuck.
32:46Oh, fuck.
33:16Oh, fuck.
33:46Oh, fuck.
33:48You're my annual birthday save.
33:50Don't come any closer.
33:51Life is a precious gift to throw yours away.
33:54It'd be a real slap in the Lord's face, don't you think?
33:57You don't want to go to hell for all eternity, do you?
33:59I'm Jewish.
34:01All right, well, regardless, just step back from the ledge, please.
34:09Yeah, that's good.
34:10Just don't be afraid of the Zoom.
34:11You're not Roger Deacos.
34:13Mike, frame up.
34:14He could be flying down any second.
34:15Yeah, do that.
34:16Oh, fuck.
34:21Come on, look.
34:22I'm here now.
34:23You jump, I'm just gonna fly down and save you anyway.
34:26It's all futile and...
34:28She wouldn't...
34:41It's my...
34:42It's my birthday.
34:44You probably don't know this because, you know, Jew...
35:12Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December.
35:15That was piggybacked off a pagan festival.
35:17And guess what?
35:18Today's not my birthday either.
35:22Nope.
35:23Don't know when it is, but sure as hell ain't today.
35:27This was just chosen for me by a marketing department.
35:32I mean, I can't even have a birthday at all.
35:35I wasn't born.
35:37I was just poured out of a fucking test tube.
35:39Immaculate conception.
35:44I know exactly how you must have felt.
35:48Jesus.
35:50You give and you give.
35:52You give your whole fucking life.
35:57And what happens?
35:58People just tear you down.
36:01Why do people destroy their gods?
36:03How is it fair that you get saved while a beautiful, perfect god gets killed?
36:18You know what, Chelsea?
36:22I think you should jump.
36:23I don't think I want to.
36:27You don't want to?
36:28Why don't you show a little follow-through, Chelsea?
36:30Jump.
36:31Please, I...
36:32I just want to get down.
36:33I'm not suggesting anymore.
36:37Jump.
36:39Oh, please.
36:41Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
36:42No, no, no, no.
36:44No, God.
36:47The only man in the sky is me.
36:52The fuck did she bite off her own tongue?
36:54Stormed a million-dollar baby herself.
36:56It was horrible.
36:57Oh, so...
36:57Daddy, it smells smoky.
37:22It's all right, baby.
37:28I got it.
37:37Fucking piece of shit.
37:39Shut the fuck up.
37:40Oh, shit.
37:51I'm sorry.
37:52Baby, I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:12I'm sorry.
38:22Hey.
38:25Hey.
38:29Huey.
38:31Hi.
38:31Hey, where have you been?
38:33Uh, you know, just, um, working from home.
38:37Oh, my God, your hand.
38:39Yeah, yeah, no, it's...
38:41It's nothing.
38:42I'm fine.
38:42So who's Nadia?
38:44Nadia?
38:45Yeah, Scotty said some guy came in yesterday asking for Nadia.
38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:49Yeah, no, there was a guy, um, and he was looking at your picture.
38:54He said your name was Nadia, said he knew you from, like, way back when.
38:57You weren't gonna tell me?
38:58I know.
38:59I mean, it was just some guy off his meds, it seemed like.
39:01Yeah.
39:01I'm sorry.
39:03I mean, you're missing work, your hand, a lot going on.
39:08Is there something I should know?
39:12He was with me.
39:14I mean, I'm sorry for stealing him away from you, but we had some things that we needed
39:19to discuss very loudly.
39:21Actually, we made quite the scene at Panera.
39:24I mean, it's a miracle nobody recognized me.
39:27Yeah, sorry.
39:28I was trying to preserve just a tiny little shred of my dignity, but, uh, we had a fight.
39:34We didn't leave things in the greatest place, so I thought I would come by and...
39:37Check up on me?
39:38Well, I was worried about you.
39:39Yeah, well, you know I can handle some things by myself, right?
39:42Okay, I'm just trying to help.
39:43I don't always need your help.
39:44I mean, you don't have to treat me like I'm a kid.
39:46Here I was thinking that I was treating you like my boyfriend.
39:48Well, you know, this is actually none of my business.
39:50I'm just, I'm gonna go.
39:51Good luck with all of that.
39:53Oh, and Huey?
39:55Yeah?
39:56Cut her some slack.
39:57You shouldn't be afraid of a powerful woman.
40:06Oh, my God.
40:11All right.
40:11Thanks for the save.
40:12By the way.
40:16What are you doing here?
40:18What am I doing here?
40:20Well, uh, Alex said that you were acting weird, and I've been calling you literally every five minutes, so...
40:26All right.
40:27Shit.
40:27Sorry, I left my phone off at Red River.
40:29I thought we were gonna handle that together.
40:31I know.
40:34I'm sorry.
40:35And you're bleeding.
40:38I know, because I can't open a fucking jar, because I can't do anything fucking right.
40:42Huey.
40:44What's going on?
40:46Vicky was my friend.
40:49I know her daughter.
40:50She-she-she surprised me in the office on my birthday.
40:54We used to roll through that office like we were the fucking untouchables.
40:57I thought things were finally, finally going my way.
41:03God, what a goddamn joke I am.
41:05Hey, that's not true, Huey.
41:08Oh, um, I may have signed us up to adopt a child.
41:33Hey, look at that.
41:35There you go.
41:36Seven Tower.
41:38Amazing.
41:39Bye, Dad.
41:40I love you, baby.
41:41Love you, too.
41:42All right.
41:44Is Monique here?
41:46Monique, Marvin's here.
41:48Are you gonna stay for Homelander's birthday special?
41:50Got some brats on the grill.
41:53I think I'll pass.
41:54Thanks.
41:57Oh.
42:05You know I've been trying, Monique.
42:07I've been trying to stay away from all of it.
42:12The Supes, Butcher, for Janine.
42:18And for you.
42:19I know.
42:21I know.
42:21But this...
42:22This soldier boy thing came up.
42:27And you know the bag is there.
42:29I tried up in my meds.
42:34You're having bad thoughts again.
42:38And the tics.
42:38And the compulsions.
42:41Monique, I lost my shit in front of Janine.
42:45It's like soldier boy.
42:46It's like this...
42:47This steel sliver inside of my brain after he...
42:50I don't know what to do.
43:01You need to go back to Butcher.
43:03That's what...
43:06I never wanted to try to turn you into something you're not.
43:11I hate that you're making yourself sick over it.
43:13Maybe I can't be with you anymore, Marvin.
43:20And I am so sorry for that.
43:22But you should go do what you have to do.
43:30Face this shit down.
43:36Please don't tell Janine about this.
43:39Not any of it.
43:40My pops.
43:41None of it.
43:42I just want to leave her out of it.
43:45Janine will be right here.
43:48Waiting.
43:50Just...
43:51Stay safe for her.
44:05The storm chasers marched in Portland today mourning their fallen idols.
44:09Look at this.
44:16Six Flags in Queensbury.
44:18We go tomorrow.
44:18We ride a Grease Lightning and a Skim and Demon.
44:22Until we vomit that donut hamburgers, huh?
44:35I know.
44:35We're not gonna die.
44:37And then we're right here.
44:37We're not gonna die.
44:38We're not gonna die.
44:55We're not gonna die.
44:57Look at this.
44:58Munch.
44:58No.
44:58No, that wasn't your fault.
45:28No, that wasn't your fault.
45:58Hi, buddy.
46:00I'm sorry I'm running late.
46:03I thought I'd have time to sneak in a haircut.
46:06It always takes longer than I think it will.
46:10There's some double stuffs in the pantry, but only two, Mr. More Than Two, and I will know.
46:17Okay, I'm hanging up now.
46:20Just wanted to tell you that I love you, and I'll see you soon.
46:23So, I love you, and I'll see you soon.
46:28Okay.
46:47Butcher?
46:49You all right, mate?
46:51Hey, um, Frenchy told me about Crimson Countess.
46:54What the hell happened?
46:56We were chasing down something, but...
46:59I'm gonna knock it on the head.
47:02You was right the other day.
47:05Things are good.
47:09Ryan's good.
47:11I should leave it well enough alone
47:13before I go and fuck it all up.
47:19You there?
47:20Newman's a soup.
47:26She's the head popper.
47:30You were...
47:31Yeah, she's pretty much Stan Egger's daughter, too.
47:33Past year of my life has been a waste.
47:36I thought we could fight Vought the right way,
47:38but we can't. It's all rigged.
47:39If we're gonna take them down,
47:40we have to do whatever it takes.
47:44We have to do it your way.
47:49Butch, are you there?
47:49Yeah.
47:50I think we're...
47:50I don't know.
47:51I'm not really sure how to do it.
48:02Yeah.
48:05I'm trying to get it.
48:06I wonder how it Do the milhões
48:07might be at...
48:07It's all going to.
48:08I guess, in remember,
48:08if we did anything wrong,
48:09but what kind of sad
48:10is that theucci will start for you together?
48:11Do the next Galaxy?
48:11It's all gonna happen into...
48:11Yeah, it's all going into the game.
48:12Yeah, I see.
48:13But we can't do it now.
48:13So, I see.
48:13you gotta be fucking kidding me get your ass off of my car
48:32why are you protecting soldier boy if he had slipped me a length i wouldn't
48:38hesitate i'd throw him to fucking dogs
48:53oh shit
49:08so
49:15so
49:23Oogie! Oogie!
49:53What is it? This older boy used to slap me around a little bit, all right?
49:57It's just hazing that went too far, all right? That's it.
50:00And what fucking happened to him?
50:01Didn't die in an accident, all right?
50:04Whole nuclear meltdown thing. It was just bullshit.
50:07You fucking know that? What killed him?
50:10I don't know.
50:11I don't know! I don't fucking know!
50:14All right? We were in Nicaragua!
50:17In fucking 84, but I didn't see it happen!
50:20Well, you must have seen something.
50:21I didn't see shit! Fuck, I was just a kid!
50:25That's the others. That's the fucking CIA!
50:28CIA?
50:29Yeah.
50:30Yeah.
50:32We were working with the CIA.
50:35Who was your case, officer?
50:37Grace.
50:39Grace, Grace Mallory, all right?
50:42Fuck!
50:43Please! Please! Look! Look, I told you everything I know.
50:54All right?
50:54Please, just, just...
50:57I know you're dead.
50:59But it don't change...
51:01What you are...
51:04What you are.
51:09Oh, my God.
51:39You're so fine when you're cruisin' in your jettel
51:54Cruisin' in your jettel
51:56Cruisin' in your jettel
51:58Oh, baby, baby, baby, got your license to drive
52:02Got your license to drive me crazy
52:05Oh, baby, baby, make me feel so alive
52:09Got your license to drive me crazy
52:13Now that you're 16, be crazy
52:17Yeah!
52:31What the fuck is he wearing?
52:33What the fuck is he wearing?
52:36Yeah, all right!
52:37Get me fucking wardrobe
52:40Get me fucking wardrobe
52:42So I can fucking choke them out
52:43All right, so now
52:44I would like to bring out our co-captains
52:47So let's give it up
52:48For Starlight and the man of the hour himself
52:51Homelander!
52:57Happy birthday, Homelander
52:59Thank you!
52:59I can see you girding, you disgusting fat fuck
53:03Get off the fucking stage
53:04Wow, I'm so honored to be with you guys tonight
53:15To celebrate my dear friend
53:17And mentor
53:19Homelander
53:20I'm here to do more than wish you a happy birthday, though
53:23I'm thrilled to be announcing a project that is near and dear to my heart
53:29The Starlight House is a non-profit foundation dedicated to helping homeless and at-risk youth
53:36Hey, Homelander!
53:37Your Nazi died!
53:39Did he just say his Nazi died?
53:42Let's go
53:42Hey, Homelander, he's just, he's a human
53:55He's just like the rest of us
53:57And we all make mistakes, right?
54:01But, we all deserve second chances
54:03In that spirit, Homelander has agreed to donate $10 million to the Starlight House
54:15Which...
54:16No
54:16I mean, come on
54:17Give it up
54:18Give it up
54:18No, no, no
54:21Starlight lied to you just now
54:25She did
54:26I don't make mistakes
54:28I'm not just like the rest of you
54:30I'm stronger
54:31I'm smarter
54:32I'm better
54:34I am better
54:36I'm not some weak-kneed fucking crybaby that goes around fucking apologizing all the time
54:41And why the fuck would you want me to be?
54:43You want a fucking commercial, Roger? Go to fucking commercial
54:46Don't you dare stop rolling, Roger
54:48All my life, people have tried to control me
54:52My whole life
54:54Rich people, powerful people
54:56Tried to muzzle me
54:58Cancel me
54:59Keep me impotent and obedient
55:02Like I'm a fucking puppet
55:03You know what? It worked
55:04Because I allowed it to work
55:07And guess what?
55:08If they can control me
55:09Then you can bet your ass they can control you
55:11They already do
55:12You just don't realize it
55:14I'm done
55:16I am done apologizing
55:19I am done being persecuted for my strength
55:22You people
55:23Should be thanking Christ
55:26That I am who and what I am
55:27Because you need me
55:29You need me to save you
55:31You do
55:33I am the only one
55:38Who possibly can
55:40You're not the real heroes
55:44I'm the real hero
55:48I'm the real hero
55:54Baby, baby, baby
56:01Got your license to drive
56:03You got your license
56:04Got your license to drive me
56:06Yeah, crazy
56:08Yeah, yeah
56:19Come over here, baby
56:21Let's go
56:22Got your hands spread wide
56:24At ten and two
56:26I'm gonna take you to driving school
56:29I'm hugging those curves
56:31Got your hands on my wheel
56:33When you grab that stick
56:35Grab that stick
56:36Gonna make your time squeal
56:38Dangerous curves
56:39She's my sweet sixteen
56:41Make my engine blur
56:42You're my teenage queen
56:45Baby, baby, baby
56:46Got your license to drive
56:48Yeah
56:49Got your license to drive me crazy
56:52Come on, pretty baby
56:54Make me feel so alive
56:56So alive
56:57Got your license to drive
56:59Got your license to drive
57:00Now that you're sixteen
57:02Be crazy
57:04Yeah, baby
57:07Yeah
57:08Got those tight jeans on
57:13You're on a mission
57:15The seat goes back
57:17Put my key in your ignition
57:19Slip on over to the passenger side
57:23Now, baby, baby
57:24Gotta show me your ride
57:26Dangerous curves
57:28She's my sweet sixteen
57:30Make my engine blur
57:31You're my teenage queen
57:34No
57:34Baby, baby, baby
57:36Got your license to drive
57:37Got your license to drive me crazy
57:41Come on, pretty baby
57:43Make me feel so alive
57:45Got your license to drive
57:48Got your license to drive
57:49Show me your license to drive me crazy
57:53Baby, baby, baby
57:54Got your license to drive
57:56Got your license to drive me crazy
58:00Come on, pretty baby
58:02Make me feel so alive
58:04Got your license to drive
58:07Got your license to drive
58:08Now that you're sixteen
58:10Me crazy
58:12Oh, my God
58:14Oh, my God
58:15Oh, my God
58:26Got your license to drive
58:29Get your license to drive
58:30Lil' meant to drive
58:30terminals
58:31Okay, let go
58:31Oh, my God
58:32Oh, my God
58:32Wish it will
58:32You're going to be
58:33You're going to be
58:33On to the dark side
58:34Get your license to drive
58:35Lil' knows
58:35Oh, my God
58:36Oh, my God
58:36Oh, my God
58:37It's okay
58:37naked
58:38sharing
58:38This spot
58:40lassen
58:41Aw lands
58:43Absolutely
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