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00:0013th on FX
00:30I'm so psyched that we're going back
00:32Yes, yes, you guys
00:34I mean arcade games, pizza, comedy
00:36What do you want to play?
00:38The best part about Risky Rats though
00:40Is that they make kids feel like they're the ones in charge
00:42Totally, like that's where I became a man
00:44I saw my first set of boobies at Risky's
00:46Really? Wait, what? Wait a minute
00:48Hold on, I don't know about this
00:50Oh yeah dude, Justine the Teen Dream
00:52She was one of the robots in the animatronic No Rules band
00:54You guys remember that? Of course
00:56So if you got off the train to Kid City and you snuck backstage
00:58What did you see under her shirt just before she came out to perform?
01:00Uh, yeah, I remember hearing about that
01:02But I thought that was just a legend
01:04That's real, dude, you saw them?
01:06I saw them, I saw them, those were the first set of boobies I ever saw
01:08Since my mom sees them
01:10Do they still have that room where they paddle you
01:12If you're out of line?
01:14Oh no, in our day they called it the time out room
01:16And you would just go and sit there
01:18And fester in your candy-fueled rage
01:20For about 20 minutes, then you'd learn your lesson
01:22And they'd send you back out to unleash it on the kids
01:24Listen, at the end of the day, it's all part of the fun
01:26I know, let's be the fun
01:28Yeah, yeah, let's crank that shit
01:29Yeah, let's play it again
01:30Cool
01:32Here comes
01:34Do it, do it, do it, do whatever you want
01:36At risk, D-Ref, you can do whatever you want
01:38At risk, D-Ref, you can do whatever you want
01:40Oh yeah!
01:50Oh, they really spruced this place up, huh? Looks good!
01:53Oh, yeah.
02:02Oh, they really spruced this place up, huh?
02:05Looks good.
02:05That still sounds the same, though, right?
02:07Boy, that noise sure would send the parents running, wouldn't it?
02:10Yeah.
02:10Remember when the moms would go in the padded bar?
02:13Oh, yeah, they'd soundproof.
02:14Yeah, some of us wouldn't hear it.
02:16Oh, I mean, we'd get hammered.
02:18What you got there, Bozo?
02:19Just need you to sign these waivers.
02:21Eh, no waivers, though.
02:22I'm not really supposed to let you in unless you sign this.
02:24Oh, yeah, well, listen, while I agree,
02:26it's total bullshit that we would have to sign a waiver,
02:28and also that we could bum-rush you
02:30and there's nothing you could do about it.
02:31But you know what? Listen, today, we're just gonna have fun.
02:34We're not gonna do any of that.
02:35We'll sign your goddamn waivers,
02:36but I want you to know that, for the record,
02:38we're doing this under protest.
02:39Sure, I don't care.
02:41Okay.
02:41Hey, here's a little something for you.
02:44That's not my name.
02:46Yeah, I just went...
02:47There's a bottom section, too, okay?
02:50All right, man.
02:51None of them are, really.
02:52Okay.
02:56Mm.
02:57What the hell are you doing?
02:59Drink them water.
03:00What does it look like?
03:01Get the hell out of here!
03:05Frank, what?
03:06I guess he's thirsty.
03:07Yeah.
03:08All right, well, we have a few hours
03:09before the show begins.
03:10I was thinking I would go redeem my old tickets
03:12and then maybe play some skee-ball.
03:14Yeah, good call, man.
03:15Yeah?
03:15Nice. Have fun.
03:16Have fun.
03:16Get it. Go ahead.
03:17Yo.
03:17Charlie, um, I can't get past this whole
03:21Justine the Teen Dream thing
03:22and this feeling that I just missed out
03:25on my childhood.
03:26And I'm just wondering if maybe you want to...
03:28Yes, I do.
03:29Yeah?
03:29Yeah.
03:29Let's go.
03:30Oh, they're going to go check out
03:32some animatronic titties, so...
03:34Hey, you want to do the joke hunt?
03:35Yeah!
03:36Did you have that when you were a kid?
03:37Yeah.
03:37Where you search around
03:38for the little pieces of cheese
03:39and they have jokes attached?
03:40Yeah, and if you got them all,
03:42you get to meet Risky himself.
03:44And he'd do his whole routine for you.
03:45Where he would smack his kids in the head
03:47because they were pieces of shit
03:48and then he would bust his brother
03:50because he was a lazy drunk.
03:52That was so funny.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:54I mean, that's funny.
03:56They had changed it a bit by the 80s.
03:59Yeah, I think it was a little bit more highbrow
04:00and, like, topical.
04:03Like, diverse ethnic stuff.
04:05Oh, ethnic.
04:06Yeah, racist.
04:07No, no.
04:08Not racist.
04:09Things like, you know,
04:10like making fun of people
04:11for not belonging here.
04:13Right?
04:14Or, like, it's funny when people sound funny
04:16because they're not from here.
04:20Yeah, because of their race.
04:21I don't think that was it.
04:22I think it was like...
04:23It's like a fish out of water kind of satire.
04:27I don't know.
04:28I can't wait to see
04:28who the victims are these days.
04:30Yeah.
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:31Totally.
04:31Let's go find some cheese.
04:33Okay, let's go.
04:33Let's go this way.
04:34Come on.
04:38A lot more Game Boys,
04:39but they do have a PlayStation.
04:40That's an upgrade.
04:41Can I help you, sir?
04:42Yes, you can.
04:43I brought my tickets
04:44and I'd like to make a purchase.
04:45Where are your guns?
04:47Excuse me?
04:48The gun section.
04:49I'm very specifically looking
04:51for Risky's rifle.
04:52It had a real heavy feel to it.
04:54It was very realistic.
04:55It had a good smoky bang.
04:56I used to put pebbles in there
04:58and I could fire them
04:59like right at Charlie's eye.
05:00It was awesome.
05:01Oh, I don't think
05:02we have anything like that.
05:03We have an orange space laser.
05:06What the hell am I supposed to do
05:07with an orange space laser?
05:09Have you ever seen anybody
05:10use a space laser in real life?
05:12How do I simulate
05:12real world violence
05:14with something like that?
05:14Why would you want to simulate
05:16real world violence?
05:17To get it out of my system, bozo.
05:19All right, fine.
05:20Forget it.
05:20Just get me one of those
05:21switchblades that are combs.
05:24I don't know what that is.
05:25The switchblades that become combs
05:27that you can threaten
05:27your friends with
05:28but then you don't know
05:29whether it's a blade or a comb.
05:30You know what I'm talking about?
05:31Okay, how about some of that, um,
05:33can you get me some of that gun
05:34that I can put in my, well,
05:36pretend like I got like a big old fat lip
05:37and spit all over the place?
05:38You know what I'm talking about?
05:39I don't think we have those.
05:40What about the candy cigarettes?
05:41Give me candy cigarettes.
05:42Those were discontinued
05:43because cigarettes are illegal.
05:45Okay, for Christ's sakes.
05:46Can you get me like
05:46the extra large atomic fireballs?
05:49I believe they were considered
05:50a choking hazard.
05:51Oh my God.
05:51A box of nerds, nerd.
05:52Now, nerds.
05:55Oh, you got those.
05:57What the?
05:58What is, what is this?
06:00Where's the mouse hole?
06:01Hold on a second.
06:03What, so you're telling me
06:04they shut down the, the,
06:05the ride to Kid City
06:07for a superstore?
06:08I mean, there's clearly no mouse hole.
06:11There's no way to access this thing.
06:12Dude, what are they doing, man?
06:13I don't know.
06:14Also, what's up with the helmet, right?
06:17Risky does not wear a helmet.
06:18Remember if he would fall
06:19and hit his head, he would say,
06:20that's what the bone was for.
06:21That's what the bone was for, right?
06:23And he'd come up,
06:23he'd crack you on the back of the head,
06:25smack you in the back of the head.
06:26That's what the bone was for.
06:28I mean, that was like,
06:29it's part of the fun of it.
06:30Unbelievable, man.
06:31Things change.
06:32Okay, fine.
06:33Things change.
06:33Yeah, I mean, look,
06:34I don't want to be that old guy
06:35who's like complaining
06:36about the way things used to be,
06:37but, you know, I want to see boobs.
06:41I just do.
06:41You didn't get to see him
06:42and it was a big part
06:43of the experience.
06:44They knew that you needed that.
06:45Risky knew that you needed that.
06:46They knew you were curious.
06:48It wasn't a big deal.
06:48Yeah.
06:49The boys, they need something to us,
06:50you know what I mean?
06:51Yeah, yeah.
06:51It's great for the boys.
06:52And it's also good for the girls
06:53because then they know
06:54what they're supposed to look like.
06:55It's aspirational.
06:56I mean, I don't think
06:57this is the work of Risky.
06:58You know what I mean?
06:58Like, I feel like Risky's
07:00walled off in there
07:01and I think Risky would want us
07:03to take a risk right now.
07:05He would want us to do it.
07:07Do it.
07:09Whatever we want.
07:10Watch my back.
07:11No one looking?
07:12Oh, okay.
07:16Good.
07:17I think you made some headway, though.
07:28These balls have no weight to them.
07:31Back in my day,
07:31you could crush a man's skull
07:32with one of these.
07:35Oh, hey, you're pretty good.
07:37Thanks.
07:37I'm going for 10,000 tickets.
07:39Oh, yeah?
07:40Dude, I got like 7,000.
07:41What?
07:42How do you have so many?
07:43I was really good back in the day.
07:44Better than you.
07:45Oh, well, I only have 1,500.
07:47Oh, you know what we should do?
07:48We should pool our tickets
07:49and that way we can get
07:50like the biggest prize they have.
07:52Uh, I don't think
07:53you're allowed to do that.
07:54Yeah, you can.
07:55This is America.
07:55You can do whatever the fuck you want.
07:57You're just cursed.
07:58So what?
08:00We're in an arcade
08:00and there's no adults around.
08:02Hey, do you know how much candy
08:03we can get with this many tickets?
08:04I'm not allowed to eat candy.
08:06I have to ask my parents.
08:07You don't have to ask
08:08your parents anything.
08:09You can eat as much candy
08:10as you want.
08:10You're at Risky Rats.
08:11That's the whole point.
08:11You can do whatever you want.
08:13I want my mom.
08:13You're not getting your mom.
08:14Everything okay over here?
08:16Looks like someone
08:17might need to take a breather.
08:18We don't need a breather,
08:19all right?
08:19I'm just,
08:20I'm navigating something
08:21with the kids.
08:22Because you're a jerk.
08:23You're a jerk
08:23and now we're in trouble
08:24and now we have to go
08:25to the timeout room.
08:28I tell you what,
08:30I don't care for these new scanners.
08:32You know,
08:32it was just so much cooler
08:33when they were like
08:33little plastic pieces of cheese
08:35with a joke on them.
08:37You'd read the joke
08:37and toss it in the trash.
08:38You know what they used to do?
08:40They used to put them
08:40on the waitresses
08:41without them knowing it.
08:43Really?
08:43Yeah,
08:43that was the fun thing
08:44because then you could
08:45cop a feel
08:46and they couldn't say anything
08:47because if they did,
08:48they'd lose their jobs.
08:50That's terrible.
08:51No,
08:51it was the 50s.
08:52It was fine.
08:53Yo,
08:54folks,
08:54got your mozzarella sticks.
08:56Oh,
08:56yeah.
08:57Thank you so much.
08:58Please be careful.
08:58They're hot.
09:00Are they hot,
09:01dork?
09:01Are you trying to tell me
09:03that these sticks
09:04of molten cheese
09:05that just came out
09:06of the deep fryer,
09:06they're hot?
09:07Yeah,
09:07I don't want you to get burnt.
09:08Thank you so much
09:09for helping me out
09:09with what I've done
09:10if you weren't here.
09:11Bye,
09:11beat it.
09:11Bye,
09:11Jesse.
09:12I'm sorry.
09:13I'm me.
09:14I'm talking about it.
09:15Yeah.
09:16There's one.
09:17I found it.
09:18Look,
09:18over there.
09:19What?
09:19Right over there.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:21Under the table.
09:23He wasn't joking.
09:25Hey,
09:26guys,
09:26you having a good time?
09:28Hey there,
09:29dingbat duck.
09:30Yes,
09:30we are.
09:31Actually,
09:32it's dapper duck now.
09:34How'd you like
09:35the delectable duds?
09:36It's not dapper duck,
09:37you're dingbat duck.
09:39And where's your stutter?
09:40That was the funny thing you did.
09:41Yeah,
09:41where's the...
09:42Oh,
09:42I don't stutter.
09:43I have a delightful diction.
09:45No,
09:45you don't.
09:46No,
09:46you do,
09:46you do,
09:46do,
09:47do,
09:47do,
09:48do,
09:48do,
09:49do,
09:49stutter,
09:50and that's the only thing
09:51that's funny about you.
09:52That was good.
09:52He's laughing.
09:54Yeah,
09:54you were the retard.
09:56Whoa,
09:56whoa.
09:57Don't say,
09:58come on,
09:58don't say that.
09:59Well,
09:59he's a duck.
10:00I wouldn't say that
10:00about a human,
10:01but you're telling me
10:02I can't say a duck
10:03is retarded?
10:04Yes.
10:04No?
10:05What do you mean?
10:06Well,
10:06suppose he walked up here
10:07and his feet were on backwards
10:08and his beak was on the inside
10:10of his head,
10:11then I could call him retarded?
10:12Well,
10:12no,
10:13then you're dealing
10:13with a mutant duck
10:14and that's not funny,
10:15but his whole schtick
10:16was that he would drool
10:17and slobber
10:18and,
10:18and,
10:19you know,
10:19he would,
10:20he could barely get the,
10:22wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha,
10:24wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha,
10:24the mouth was retarded.
10:26Stop saying it retarded.
10:28I dare you.
10:29Because I didn't see
10:29anything backstage
10:30and,
10:31oh,
10:31shit.
10:31Okay.
10:32Look,
10:33look,
10:33look at this.
10:34Oh,
10:34man,
10:34this is,
10:35this is sad.
10:36And they stuck them all
10:37in storage,
10:37dude.
10:38The whole band is here,
10:39dude.
10:39You got Spaz,
10:40the drummer,
10:41Chef Greaseball Linguini,
10:43Dr. Slice,
10:44the funky Funko Sapien
10:45or whatever he was.
10:46Was he supposed to be black?
10:48Yeah,
10:48I,
10:49yeah,
10:49I think so.
10:50And you know what,
10:50now that I think of it,
10:51it's good that they're updating that.
10:52I mean,
10:52you can't have a purple character
10:54that does a black voice.
10:56Why not?
10:56Well,
10:57because if you're going to put
10:59a black person in the band,
11:00it's got to be representative of,
11:02it was a white guy doing the voice.
11:04Oh,
11:04okay.
11:04It was a white guy doing a black voice
11:06and a purple costume.
11:07That's not a good look.
11:08You know what I mean?
11:09No,
11:09for sure.
11:10For sure.
11:11But they are purple.
11:12Who?
11:13What?
11:14Monsters,
11:14you know,
11:14like.
11:15Monsters are purple?
11:16Yeah,
11:16blue,
11:17green,
11:17purple,
11:18orange.
11:18So we can't just like not have
11:20purple monsters in bands anymore.
11:22All right.
11:22You know what?
11:23I,
11:23Oh,
11:24but they should have,
11:24white voices.
11:26Well,
11:26they should have monster voices.
11:27They should have monster voices
11:28because we need monster representation.
11:30So we can't just put them in boxes.
11:32This is all very complicated stuff,
11:34man.
11:34It is complicated,
11:34man.
11:35It's stuff to navigate it,
11:35man.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I don't know what the answer is,
11:37so I'm going to move past it.
11:38I'll tell you what.
11:38I can still have groovy monsters,
11:40you know?
11:40Yeah.
11:41Look at all this stuff.
11:42Tell you what,
11:42some of this stuff brings back
11:43a lot of memories.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:47Oh,
11:47no.
11:50Sweet Justine.
11:51What have they done to you?
11:53Oh,
11:53man.
11:55Bam.
11:56Look at those.
11:57Hey,
11:57you found her torso.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Woo-wee.
12:01Hey.
12:01That's crazy,
12:02man.
12:02That is something else,
12:03isn't it?
12:03Yeah,
12:04yeah.
12:05Now,
12:05are you telling me that there is a
12:06lifelike set of animatronic breasts
12:09under there?
12:10I am,
12:10sir.
12:11Really?
12:11Yeah,
12:11very accurate design.
12:13Huh.
12:15Nipples.
12:15Interesting.
12:16All the curves.
12:17Fascinating.
12:17Yeah,
12:18wow,
12:18good.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Okay,
12:19so I will take
12:20the shirt off.
12:23Let's pop it off.
12:24And I,
12:25hmm,
12:26hmm.
12:27I'm sorry,
12:27is it wrong to do this?
12:28If I'm being honest,
12:29it feels wrong to me as well.
12:30Right,
12:31but why?
12:31Why?
12:32I don't know.
12:32Is it because she's underage?
12:34No,
12:34I mean,
12:35she's a robot,
12:36man.
12:36Right.
12:37They're ageless.
12:38Now,
12:38wait a second.
12:39We could just be two mature men
12:42with an interest in robotics.
12:43This could be science,
12:44is what you're saying.
12:45I think this is a scientific experiment,
12:47and that's one way to look at it,
12:48and...
12:48This is for the good of future robots,
12:51right?
12:52So for the good of science,
12:54I'm just gonna go ahead and...
12:55Yeah.
12:55I'm gonna slide this down.
12:56Just for scientific purposes,
12:58we can...
12:58Ah!
12:59Oh,
12:59God!
13:00Ah!
13:01Ah!
13:01That is...
13:02What?
13:04How did they...
13:05These are not the boobs I saw,
13:06dude.
13:06These are not them.
13:07This is so disturbing.
13:09They took her tits off.
13:10They literally sanded them off.
13:11They mutilated this poor woman.
13:13That is disgusting.
13:14Goddamn libs.
13:16Unbelievable.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17And this could be the religious conservatives, too.
13:19You know?
13:20You don't know.
13:21That's true.
13:21Which kind of...
13:22Lopping tits off feels like a religious move,
13:24doesn't it?
13:25Yeah, that's some kind of like...
13:26I don't know anymore.
13:26Everybody's crazy these days.
13:28This is nuts, man.
13:29I'll tell you what, though.
13:29This is a sad day for women's rights.
13:31Now, Mac, tell us how you're feeling right now.
13:40Well, I feel angry.
13:43Is there anything else?
13:44Yeah, I feel...
13:46misunderstood.
13:49Unheard.
13:52Sam, how are you feeling?
13:54I feel stupid.
13:56You are stupid.
13:56It's because you're stupid.
13:57Now, Mac...
13:58You shut up.
13:58Mac.
13:59He's getting sassy.
14:00I was not being sassy.
14:01You were being sassy.
14:01You...
14:02Okay, hey, guys.
14:03Honestly, you were both being a little sassy.
14:06But right now, I just want to hear about Sam's emotions.
14:09Okay?
14:11Fine.
14:13No, there's that sass that I was talking about.
14:15I feel like we're getting stuck on the sass a bit.
14:17It's hard not to get stuck in the sass.
14:19I'm mired in the sass because the kid is so sassy.
14:21Let's just let him talk, and I feel like it'll all sort itself out.
14:25Fine.
14:27As I was saying, I feel stupid talking about my feelings.
14:31Like, I don't want to be in the feeling center.
14:33That's not the point of Risky Rats.
14:35We are on the same page there, because, like, this isn't the point.
14:39I don't want to be in the feeling center either, and, like, he's dead right about Risky Rats.
14:43That's the whole point of it.
14:44And I feel I just want to go out there and have fun.
14:48That's what I want to do, too.
14:49I just want to play and have fun and...
14:51See?
14:51Good, good.
14:52Hey, here's the question about that, you guys.
14:55Do we feel like we've earned that?
14:58Yes.
15:00Okay.
15:00Well, so do I.
15:02Let's get out there and have some fun, shall we?
15:04Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:04We've only been here for, like, five minutes.
15:06That's not a punishment.
15:07I don't feel punished.
15:08Where's the shame I'm supposed to be feeling?
15:10There's no shame in making a mistake, man.
15:12Yes, there is.
15:13How else would I know not to do it anymore?
15:15Hey, listen, man.
15:15I'm a licensed psychotherapist.
15:17You're a talking dog.
15:18I'm out of here.
15:19I'm scared.
15:20I'm sure you are, Sam.
15:21I'm sure you are.
15:23Because you're a pussy.
15:25Now, look, man, that's not your fault.
15:27It's not your fault.
15:28This dog, your parents, the whole culture is grooming you to be a pussy.
15:33You got no freedom, which means you got no balls.
15:37And then even when you actually do get caught doing something bad, you're not held accountable.
15:42And if you're not held accountable, you feel no guilt.
15:44If you feel no guilt, you feel no shame.
15:45If you got no shame, you're never going to hate yourself enough to stop being bad and grow some balls.
15:55You diddle this kid.
15:57You're definitely on camera.
15:58I don't know if you want to be alone with him.
16:01All right, this is the last piece.
16:03All right, what's it say?
16:04What does a nosy pepper do?
16:06What?
16:07It gets jalapeno business.
16:08That's stupid.
16:09Let me see it.
16:12Oh, I get it.
16:12You know what it is?
16:13You got to do it with an accent.
16:15It gets jalapeno business.
16:18Oh, yeah, well, that's funny.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Because that's black.
16:20That's black.
16:21Well, not necessarily, but it is sassy.
16:24You just got to put some sass on there.
16:26It also could be Mexican, I guess, because of the jalapeno.
16:28That's a Mexican pepper.
16:30It gets jalapeno business.
16:32Oh, yeah, I get it.
16:33But I got to know who it's about.
16:34I don't think it's about anybody.
16:36I think it's just a play on words.
16:37But I got to know who the victim is in order for me to laugh at them.
16:41I'll tell you what, in this scenario, it's whites.
16:43Because white people are the only people who don't have the accent to pull off the joke.
16:46But that's racist.
16:47That is racist.
16:48And I don't appreciate it.
16:48That's very racist.
16:49I'll tell you that much right now.
16:50No, I don't want...
16:50Is this the satire you're talking about?
16:52I don't know.
16:53If I'm being honest, I don't 100% understand what satire means.
16:57Let's go through the jokes again.
17:02Guys, I hate to admit it, but this place sucks.
17:04Yeah, it's not good now, man.
17:05It's the pits.
17:05You know?
17:06It's creepy, too.
17:07Like, who are all the weirdos with the kids?
17:09I think it's their parents.
17:10The parents should be in the bar.
17:11Charlie, there is no bar.
17:13What?
17:14Are you serious?
17:14They got her in the bar?
17:15Oh, that's crazy.
17:16This is, like, one of the best bars in town, man.
17:18All right, all right.
17:19You know what?
17:19Let's just...
17:19Everybody calm down, okay?
17:21We're here.
17:22You know?
17:22Let's give it another shot, right?
17:24The show's about to begin.
17:25That was always one of the best parts of this place anyway, right?
17:27The show.
17:27Yeah, it's all.
17:28Okay.
17:28Let's see if the show's good.
17:29Okay, one last shot.
17:30They could redeem themselves here.
17:31Hard to screw the show up.
17:32Hard to screw the show up.
17:32Everybody clap your hands, because it's time to party.
17:39Party time, baby.
17:41It's party time.
17:42What it is.
17:43Here's what?
17:44No, no, no, no.
17:45Get out of here.
17:47I want to be able to hear the show.
17:48There's a jam, all right?
17:49There's a good beat going.
17:50I like that beat.
17:52That's it.
17:52Time for magic and fun.
17:55Marking out at RobbiePizza.com.
17:58Did you just say RobbiePizza.com?
18:02Did they change the name?
18:03You cannot call a place a website.
18:06That's crazy.
18:06He's not risky anymore.
18:08He's Robbie now?
18:09Oh, it's so depressing.
18:11But guys, we can't, we can't, Walden.
18:14We got to do something about this.
18:16For the sake of the kids.
18:17Okay.
18:19So, here's what we do.
18:20We recreate the old riskies so that these kids can have the same experience that we had
18:25when we were younger, and they can perhaps tell the tale.
18:29That's exactly what I was thinking.
18:31Guys, let's get risky.
18:34Ha ha!
18:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
18:36Oh, yeah!
18:38It's time for action, it's time for fun.
18:41You better move, get off your butt, and run.
18:44You're a kid, you make the rules.
18:46Make the rules.
18:47Be rude, freak out, and do something cool.
18:50Oh, yeah!
18:53Do it, do it, do it, do whatever you want at Risky.
18:57E-Ratch Pizza, do whatever you want.
18:59It's insane, go crazy, have fun, go nuts.
19:03At Risky E-Ratch Pizza, do whatever you want.
19:09Do whatever you want.
19:12Do whatever you want.
19:17Wow.
19:18Those kids are jazzed.
19:20Wow.
19:21Yeah, man, we're all set here.
19:23Guys, I gotta say, I think we've, I think we've done something pretty magical here today.
19:27Yeah.
19:27Okay, on the count of three, you open the doors and let them in.
19:32Yeah.
19:32And I will throw this switch and let the real fun begin.
19:37Yeah, baby!
19:38Let's get it to you, friends!
19:40Let's go, everybody!
19:41Yeah, all right!
19:42Three, two, one!
19:46Fun!
19:47Oh, my God!
19:49Where's my son?
19:51Where's my son?
19:52What's happening right now?
19:55We're standing right over there!
19:56Look at them!
19:57You're not listening to me!
20:00Well, that got out of hand.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Now, these kids, they just, they weren't prepared for that amount of fun.
20:10You know what it is, that's because they were sheltered too much.
20:12Yeah, I'm glad that they signed the waiver.
20:14Oh, right!
20:15No lawsuits for them.
20:16They can't do shit.
20:18You didn't sign anything.
20:20Nah, they won't find me.
20:22Hey, should we get out of here?
20:23Yes.
20:23Yeah, let's go.
20:25Let's go.
20:25Let's slip out.
20:52Go, go, go, go, go, go.
20:59R-A-M!
21:03R-A-M!
21:05R-A-M!
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