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00:00Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:11Congratulations, Patty's Puff.
00:12We are pleased to report that we are interested in featuring your bar on an upcoming episode of our show.
00:17We will be sending a producer to do a walkthrough soon, warmly, your friends at Bar Rescue.
00:24Yes!
00:25This is like our dreams come true, right?
00:27What, to be on a reality TV show?
00:30How did this happen?
00:31I've been writing them a letter every week since the show first started.
00:34How long's it been?
00:35Too long.
00:36I very much do want to be famous, but I don't know if I want to be on a reality show where they try and make us look like jerks.
00:40Right, oh right, yeah, because what if they edit it to make me look stupid or something?
00:45This is a definite pass for me.
00:46This could be huge for us.
00:48What are you guys talking about?
00:49I'm a little disappointed that you didn't tell me earlier because I would have been working out for weeks in preparation.
00:54I mean, for God's sakes, man, what if my shirt falls off?
00:56Yeah, yeah, I'm a little off my regimen, too.
00:58Like, I haven't even been doing any of my workouts.
01:00Ever.
01:01He never has.
01:01You guys are missing the bigger picture here.
01:03I mean, what are the odds that they would pick our bar?
01:06This is a million to one shot, and I've got a really good feeling about this, guys.
01:11Things are about to change here at Patty's Pub because our luck just turned around.
01:15Max, stop.
01:39The second I clean it up, you're making more crumbs.
01:41There should be more crumbs.
01:41We should put crumbs all over the goddamn bar.
01:43I'm sorry, but Charlie, why am I seeing so many silverfish?
01:46I don't know where they're coming from, man.
01:47I cannot get rid of them.
01:48You should not get rid of them.
01:49Don't you guys understand what bar rescue is?
01:52These are the exact kind of things that John Taffer's going to come in and hand our asses to us about.
01:57Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:58No, I don't want to have my ass handed to me.
02:00I mean, how the bar comes across is a reflection of how I come across.
02:02Yes.
02:03Okay, and I, for one, don't want to be known as a silverfish man, okay?
02:07I want to look good for the people watching in there.
02:11And the...
02:12What's the thing?
02:17The boxes that people live in.
02:19You're talking about their homes?
02:21Yeah, yes.
02:21Yeah, their homes.
02:23Jesus.
02:23I couldn't think of that word.
02:24That's so weird.
02:25Guys, we have a problem.
02:27But whatever you do, don't laugh.
02:32Are we not supposed to laugh?
02:34I'm not supposed to laugh at that.
02:35This is not funny, all right?
02:36It's not a joke.
02:37I don't know what's going on with my face with a broken or something.
02:39This is very funny.
02:40Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:42My eggs are all bloody.
02:44Oh, no.
02:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:46This is bad, dude.
02:47This is the kind of stuff that starts happening when someone's put a curse on you.
02:50Curse?
02:51What are you talking about?
02:51Let's just stop and think for a second, okay?
02:53Like, Dee, did you have any run-ins with anyone who might have put a curse on you?
02:57I mean, I had a tiny little issue with a neighbor last night.
03:02Yes!
03:03Spewing my hate all over your teenage asses.
03:08What?
03:10My goddamn door down.
03:11What?
03:14Yeah!
03:15What?
03:16Why are you trying to break my door down at three in the morning?
03:18I baked you some brownies.
03:20Why are you baking me shit?
03:21Trying to poison me?
03:22No.
03:22I just wanted to kindly ask if you could keep the noise down.
03:27Oh!
03:28Oh, no.
03:29I'm so sorry.
03:30I didn't realize.
03:32That was really sweet of you.
03:33Oh, yeah.
03:33To bake these for me.
03:35Hey, I have something for you also.
03:36Oh, that's so nice.
03:37Yeah.
03:38What is it?
03:38Well, it's a trophy.
03:41See?
03:41It says, cunt of the year.
03:43That's you.
03:44You are a nasty woman, and bad things are going to happen to you one day.
03:52I guarantee it.
03:55Drop that.
03:57Well, there you go.
03:58It sounded like that lady cursed you.
03:59I don't know.
04:00I call ladies cunts all the time.
04:01We all do.
04:02Right.
04:03That's true.
04:03She brings up a good point.
04:04Yeah, no, I called an old lady a cut this morning.
04:06Did you?
04:07I sure did.
04:07Yeah.
04:08I sure did.
04:08I might have done it, too, actually.
04:09But honestly, for me, this raises an even bigger concern.
04:11Okay.
04:12What's that?
04:12Dee had no right to give that trophy away.
04:14I mean, we worked very, very hard on that.
04:16We did.
04:17It's not easy to make some.
04:18Well, she earned it, right?
04:20She earned it.
04:20And you earned it, and you're just going to give it away.
04:23Either way, this is all bullshit anyway, because we're not having bad luck.
04:26We're having good luck.
04:27What about my egg?
04:28You know what that might have been?
04:30You might have gotten cursed when you killed that seabird.
04:32What seabird?
04:33Oh, I didn't tell you guys about this?
04:34Okay, so the other day, Frank's making a banana daiquiri.
04:37Seagull flies right near the bar.
04:39Cheers.
04:40Here you go.
04:40He's tasty.
04:42Oh, shit.
04:43Well, a seagull.
04:45Whoa.
04:47Oh, boy, you holy little birdie.
04:50Oh, what a sweet little birdie.
04:53You want some food?
04:55Want some...
04:56Oh, shit.
04:57Frank!
04:58Die!
04:58Ah, Frank!
04:59Jesus!
05:00Come in!
05:01Die!
05:02Jesus!
05:04God damn!
05:07And die, you fucking seagull bitch!
05:11Fucking cunt!
05:12Well, it's bad luck if a seabird flies into a building.
05:15No, dude, it's bad luck to kill a seabird.
05:17Every sailor knows that.
05:19I don't sail.
05:20Charlie, will you stop trying to turn our good fortune into bad fortune?
05:23All this doom and gloom.
05:25Nobody is cursed.
05:26Oh, really, Mac?
05:27Because I straight up heard Cricket curse you yesterday.
05:29All right, it's time to make good on your end of the bargain, Mac.
05:33What are you talking about?
05:33I still need proof.
05:34Oh, come on, man.
05:35Don't start with that.
05:36Cricket, what are you doing in here, man?
05:37That's what I was just saying.
05:38Cricket, what are you doing in here?
05:40What?
05:40What?
05:40What?
05:40No, we're talking business.
05:42Business?
05:42I'm not doing business with you, street trash.
05:44What is your deal, man?
05:45What?
05:45What?
05:46One second you need me, next I'm a pile of garbage?
05:47Is that what this is?
05:48Cricket, beat it, man!
05:49You better beat it!
05:50I'm gonna beat you with my shoe!
05:51You know what?
05:52Yeah, screw you guys!
05:54Oh!
05:55Hey, Mac.
05:56A curse on you.
05:59Fosomnes, maledictive neanis.
06:04I mean, he literally cursed you, man.
06:06Now, guys, come on, we gotta take this seriously.
06:08Like, let's look into this.
06:09Like, Frank, let's do our homework on sailor's curses.
06:12D, Mac, go make your apologies.
06:13I will do nothing of the sort.
06:15In fact, I'm done listening to this.
06:17It's irritating, anti-God, and most importantly,
06:19will not make for good bar rescue banter.
06:23I am leaving.
06:24Come on, man!
06:26Charlie, how do you know all this curse...
06:29Stuff?
06:32Yeah.
06:32I mean, look, maybe it's real, maybe it's not,
06:34but, like, look at it this way.
06:36Like, if a black cat crosses your path,
06:38do you spit over your left shoulder?
06:39Uh-uh.
06:40Why would I do that?
06:40No.
06:41You guys don't do that one?
06:42I don't know what that is.
06:42Well, I mean, like, when you're hopeful for something, though,
06:45do you knock on wood?
06:46Oh, that one, no.
06:47I've heard of that one, but I don't do it.
06:48Well, do you make a wish when you blow out a damn candle?
06:50I mean...
06:50Of course.
06:51Yeah.
06:51That's that one I do.
06:52You know what I'm talking about?
06:53Because I want my wishes to come true.
06:54Okay, and why do you do it?
06:56You do it just in case.
06:58Just in case it's real, right?
07:01And just in case is as good a reason to believe in anything as any.
07:06Hmm.
07:09This is such a waste of time.
07:11I've got to call a doctor or something.
07:12No, you definitely should.
07:13I'm pretty sure you have Bell's palsy.
07:15I looked it up.
07:16But first, you've got to apologize to your neighbor.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Just in case?
07:21Huh?
07:21Just in case?
07:22No.
07:22I don't believe in that bullshit.
07:24No.
07:24She's got the trophy.
07:25I want to get the trophy back.
07:26You had no right to give that to her.
07:27I swear to God, if she doesn't have that thing,
07:29I'm going to paralyze the other side of your face.
07:30Oh, okay.
07:31Because I want it.
07:31Come on.
07:32This is crazy.
07:33You have to be nominated.
07:34Enough.
07:36Hello.
07:37Um, you don't know me,
07:38but I'm the brother of this horrible woman,
07:40and she just wanted to come by
07:42and tell you that she's very...
07:44What's the word?
07:51To make better the feelings.
07:52Sorry?
07:53Sorry.
07:53Yes.
07:54Goddamn.
07:55Um, I don't know what that...
07:57Yeah.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Um, and also, she, um,
07:59she gave you something, a trophy,
08:02and it was not hers to give.
08:03Do you perhaps still have that?
08:05Yeah, I have it.
08:06I'll get it.
08:06Okay, great.
08:07You know what?
08:07I'm going to look up some clinics,
08:09because I really need a doctor
08:09to fix my face before we're on TV.
08:12Uh-oh.
08:13Whoa, did you see that?
08:14What?
08:16See what?
08:17A black cat just ran out of her apartment.
08:19It just...
08:20I didn't see a cat.
08:22You're kidding me?
08:22It ran right past us.
08:23Well, that's not good.
08:24A black cat?
08:25Yeah.
08:25Well, shit.
08:26What did Charlie say you were supposed to do
08:27if we saw it?
08:28That's a bad omen.
08:29Oh.
08:30Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:32Uh-oh, I got you, didn't I?
08:34Sorry about that.
08:34Yes, you did.
08:35Boy, that's a shame.
08:36Thank you for this, though.
08:38Um, listen, um,
08:39do you have a cat?
08:40Because I think I just saw one
08:41run out of your apartment.
08:42I have a cat.
08:43Yeah, yeah, a little black cat.
08:44I had a little black cat.
08:46Her name was Maureen.
08:49Whoa.
08:50But she's been dead for years.
08:52Huh.
08:53That's crazy.
08:54I was murdered to a woman named Maureen.
08:57Huh?
08:57Huh?
08:58No, I mean, married.
08:59I'm sorry.
08:59I was married to a woman named Maureen.
09:01I-I'm...
09:01That's so weird.
09:02I swear I saw a cat.
09:04You know what?
09:04This place is full of cats.
09:05Can we get out of here, please?
09:06Yeah.
09:06Go.
09:07Go.
09:07Okay.
09:08Please keep the noise down at night.
09:10Yeah, you got it, cunt.
09:15You sure about this cricket?
09:16Yeah, I'm sure about it, man.
09:18I've been greasing the doorman
09:18of this building for years.
09:19Jay Sutley's back in town.
09:20He's coming out of his apartment
09:21any second now.
09:22And it's a good intel?
09:23Because I only got one good shot at this.
09:24Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
09:25What do I know?
09:26I'm just a street rat, right?
09:27I'm just trash.
09:28That's what you said?
09:28Okay, Krix, I'll tell you.
09:30You've got nothing for me.
09:30I knew you were going to be
09:30a little bit of a bitch about this,
09:32so I did something nice.
09:33I got you a sixer.
09:35You got that for me?
09:36Yeah, I got a gift for you, buddy.
09:38There's only four in here.
09:39I drank two of them, of course.
09:40Okay, all right, well, thank you.
09:42Oh, I'm going to buy a six-pack
09:43and not drink two?
09:44Well, yeah, that's kind of the kind thing,
09:46too, but look, thank you for the four.
09:48If I'm being honest, I drank four.
09:49Two of those are pissed
09:50because I was stuck in the van
09:52and you were out.
09:53You know, I don't even care, frankly.
09:54I'm just glad to have a beverage.
09:55All right.
09:56All right, Domino's the Spiritus Sanctum, okay?
09:59You're off.
10:00What was that?
10:01I was lifting the curse
10:02that I put on you.
10:04Oh, yeah, no, I don't believe in curses.
10:06Yeah, that's anti-God,
10:08and God is the reason that all things happen.
10:10And speaking of things that happen,
10:11I got to show you something, Crix,
10:13but you got to keep it a secret.
10:17Something wrong with your dick?
10:19What?
10:19Okay, I was waiting for this.
10:21If it's your dick, though,
10:21I got to charge you for it.
10:22I'm going to tell you right now.
10:23No, it's not my dick, Crix.
10:25Well, if you're going to whip it out,
10:26we're on the clock, all right?
10:28I'm not whipping anything out.
10:29There's a tiered system.
10:30This.
10:32What?
10:33What is that?
10:34It's a monkey paw,
10:35and I think it's good luck,
10:36like a rabbit's foot or something like that,
10:38because ever since I found it,
10:39nothing but good things have happened.
10:41Sorry, I thought God was the reason
10:42that anything good happens, et cetera.
10:44Well, no.
10:45God decides who the good things happen to
10:48and then who he smites.
10:50You're not following.
10:50I can't follow it.
10:51It makes literally no sense.
10:53I don't even know why I even...
10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:56I'm being curious.
10:57Wait, there he is, there he is.
10:58Okay, let's go.
10:59Mr. Utley?
11:02Mr. Utley?
11:04Mr. Utley, I'm up in your time, sir.
11:07Mr. Utley?
11:09Mr. Utley, hello?
11:10Hello.
11:11Oh, hi.
11:12Hi, Mr. Utley.
11:13Hey, uh, would you like an autograph?
11:15Oh, no, that's a classic, Mr. Utley.
11:18It's me, Mac.
11:19I don't know, Mac.
11:20I wrote you a letter every week for the last 10 years.
11:23Did you not receive my letters?
11:24There was a video.
11:25A video in response.
11:26Wait.
11:27Dear Mac, I feel like I can call you Mac
11:30because you called me Chase.
11:31Thank you for the compliment on my hair.
11:34It's my fourth favorite thing after baseball,
11:36running fast, and my dad.
11:38I'm sorry your dad doesn't like you.
11:40Maybe you could become a better son.
11:42Meeting you and having a game of catch
11:44sounds like a lot of fun,
11:45but like I said,
11:46I'm really busy playing a lot of baseball for the Phillies.
11:49I hope you have a good life.
11:50Fans like you make my life a grand slam.
11:53You're a good friend of Chase.
11:55Wait, you're that Mac?
11:56Yes!
11:57I thought Mac was a little kid.
12:00Yes, there's a child.
12:01A child.
12:02A child born unto me.
12:04Little Mac.
12:05What?
12:06He's Little Mac, I'm Big Mac,
12:07and you shall have a catch with him.
12:08Your hair is throwing me,
12:09and it's making me very nervous.
12:10On the Dodgers, yes, you were the Silver Fox.
12:14Philadelphia, you were just the Fox.
12:15I don't know, man.
12:16I'm pretty busy.
12:17Yes.
12:18We are all busy, but the boy is sick.
12:22He's very sick.
12:23He's dying.
12:24He's got leukemia,
12:25and you shall have a catch with him.
12:27Who's my car?
12:28I'll tweet that you didn't.
12:30I'm sorry, I've threatened you.
12:32Now I'm upset, and so are you.
12:34A catch we shall have later today.
12:37Okay, maybe, but for like five minutes tops.
12:41Yes.
12:41Really good.
12:42Yes.
12:42Yes.
12:45Well, hey, can we pick your brain about something?
12:48Oh, Charlie, I didn't think you could make it.
12:51Come on in.
12:52Yeah, shit, I forgot it was Uncle Jack's birthday.
12:54Come on in, Charlie.
12:55You can sit next to me.
12:56Nah, I'm good.
12:58We'll come back later or something.
12:59No, Charlie, I want a piece of cake.
13:01Ah, do you?
13:02Ah, shit.
13:03Happy birthday, dear Jack.
13:07Happy birthday to you.
13:12Okay, make a wish.
13:13Oh, right, right, right.
13:14Okay, you and I hold hands.
13:15Nope.
13:16Okay, ready?
13:18All right.
13:19Oh, very good, very good.
13:21Hey, you want to know my wish, Charlie?
13:22Hold on, pal.
13:23Don't tell him your wish.
13:24It will come true.
13:26There you go.
13:26Exactly.
13:27I made a wish, too.
13:28How about you and me going upstairs with some cake?
13:31Hey, Frank, you don't get a wish, okay?
13:32That's not how birthday candles work.
13:34Says who?
13:35Look, that's not why we're here.
13:36Mom, Frank killed a seagull.
13:40Hey, that's not good, Frank.
13:41Yeah, we know it's not good, Uncle Jack, okay?
13:43That's why we came here, right, Mom?
13:45Now, is that the kind of thing that could put, like, a curse on Frank?
13:48Yes.
13:50They say that a sailor's spirit lives on in the gulls.
13:54And if you kill a gull, the sailor can hunt you for the rest of its life.
14:00Oh, shit.
14:01Well, is there anything we can do, or, like...
14:02Well, you could slit Frank's throat with a horn of a goat and drink a bowl of his blood.
14:08What?
14:10Well, uh, okay, yeah, maybe not, maybe not does.
14:12Like, is there anything else, or...
14:14Oh, he could behead the gull and wear its skull around his neck for the rest of his life.
14:21Mom, that's not going to work because we don't have the gull anymore.
14:23You always do.
14:24It's like the bar.
14:25What?
14:25It is?
14:26Hmm.
14:26Yeah, I kicked it under one of her boots, so I didn't have to clean it up.
14:30What?
14:31Okay, so you're telling me that you want to wear a seagull skull around your neck for the rest of your life?
14:37I don't know.
14:37It could be cool.
14:38No, we're not doing that.
14:39That's crazy, Mom.
14:39Anything else?
14:40You could give the seagull a proper burial.
14:45What?
14:46Well, yeah, that one, Mom.
14:48That one.
14:48Why didn't you lead off with that one in the first place?
14:50Well, sometimes you're at sea, Charlie, and you wouldn't have that option.
14:55Do I look like I'm at sea, Mom?
14:57I don't know.
14:58You don't know if I'm at sea.
14:59You don't...
14:59Shh!
15:00Uncle, stop.
15:01Stop putting your hand on me.
15:05What are you doing?
15:08Looking for this.
15:09What is it?
15:11Maureen Ponderosa.
15:12Well, why do you have that?
15:13Well, I wanted to keep it as a, uh, uh...
15:17Oh, a trophy from the murder.
15:20No, not a...
15:20What?
15:21No, not a trophy.
15:22I...
15:22I want...
15:23Like a souvenir from your victim.
15:25Not a souvenir.
15:26No, it's...
15:26It's as a...
15:27I wanted to keep it as a...
15:28A way to spite her.
15:29Which one?
15:30Which one's it under?
15:31It's by the jukebox over here.
15:32Ah!
15:33Over here.
15:33I see it yelling.
15:34Get a trash bag.
15:35Ah.
15:36What the hell is that?
15:37That's the girlfriend killed.
15:39All right.
15:39What's that?
15:41Oh, that's his dead wife.
15:42Yeah.
15:43Well, it's like a trophy.
15:44No, it's not a trophy, okay?
15:46The crazy bitch had it in her will that she wanted to be buried in a pet cemetery, and I refused.
15:50Wait a second.
15:51You refused your wife's dying wishes to be buried in a pet cemetery.
15:55Why would you do that?
15:56Because she's not a cat.
15:58Yeah, but dude, like, that's the exact kind of thing that can lead to a curse.
16:00Yeah.
16:01I know.
16:02Yes.
16:03Okay.
16:03I get that now.
16:04This is bullshit, Cricket.
16:05You don't know what you're so upset about.
16:06You said get a kid.
16:08I mean, his name on the street is literally kid.
16:10That's what he goes by.
16:11He is a grown man.
16:12I can be whatever you want me to be, champ.
16:15I'll make your dreams come true.
16:17Oh, he can.
16:18Do a turn.
16:19Do a spin.
16:20There you go.
16:21Make it sexy.
16:21Let's go.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Move the bangs.
16:27Put the bangs.
16:27Show him your face.
16:28Show him your face.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Huh?
16:31Get him out of here.
16:32All right.
16:32Yeah, you're gone.
16:33All right, here.
16:34Go.
16:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:36Jerks?
16:36No eyes.
16:40It's all about respect.
16:42Mac, what the hell is this?
16:43I believe that Cricket is now a pimp, and that was his boy slot.
16:49That's oversimplifying it, but that's it in a nutshell.
16:52No, we got that.
16:53He got, yeah, he got just like, I mean, what are you doing with Cricket?
16:56No, he's got a monkey ball.
16:57Oh, come on, Cricket.
16:59That's a secret.
17:00No, I can't keep secret.
17:01Honestly, I'm so high.
17:02I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to go with him in the bathroom and finish up the,
17:05yeah.
17:06Mac, what's going on with the monkey ball?
17:08What is this?
17:09You know how I've been chasing Chase Utley for years to have a catch?
17:11Well, I finally got to him, and we were supposed to have a catch tomorrow with my dying son.
17:16Cricket was going to help me find one, but he brought back a junkie.
17:19Wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:20You actually met Chase Utley?
17:22How'd you do that?
17:22Well, ever since I found this monkey's paw, my luck has totally turned around.
17:27Well, actually, it wasn't just the paw.
17:29It was a whole monkey behind the kegs, and he was dead.
17:32He had this cash in his hand, and when I went to grab the cash, the whole hand just, like,
17:36kind of popped out, and I've been carrying it around ever since.
17:39Monkey in the bar, right?
17:40Totally random.
17:40Well, that's not random at all.
17:42That's probably the monkey that worked here, robbed us, and fucked our faces.
17:45You just stuck behind the kegs.
17:46It's behind the kegs?
17:47Well, actually, I found him by the office, but I kicked him behind the kegs because I
17:50didn't feel like cleaning him up.
17:51Oh, he is decomposing, and there's also a shit ton of mold back there.
17:57I don't know how I missed that.
17:58Okay, okay, I got a new fix, all right?
18:00I got a new fix for everything.
18:01We're going to take your wife, the golem, what's left of the monkey.
18:04We're going to bury them all in a pet cemetery.
18:06And, Mac, you are going to have a catch with Chase Utley, but not with your dying son.
18:10Why not?
18:10Because he's already dead.
18:14I'm confused.
18:16This is your son?
18:17Oh, yes, Mr. Utley.
18:18I didn't have the heart to tell you earlier.
18:19He was only ten years old when he died.
18:22He's dead now.
18:23Why is he buried at a pet cemetery?
18:24Dogs.
18:26He loved dogs.
18:27Okay, man, what is this?
18:29What's going on?
18:33I'm sorry.
18:34I...
18:35Look, I know you're going to think that this is crazy, but I...
18:39I found this monkey paw, and it's brought me really good luck.
18:42And I know that you don't think superstitions are real and that this is all ridiculous.
18:46They're not real.
18:47Of course they're real.
18:48What?
18:48Really?
18:49Yeah.
18:50How do you think baseball players get out of their slumps?
18:52With superstitions.
18:54Because what they believe influences their actions.
18:56But actions do have consequences.
18:58Like lying, Mac.
19:00Why don't you hand over that monkey paw?
19:04You're right.
19:05You're right.
19:06Actions do have consequences.
19:08And I...
19:09I'm really sorry, man.
19:10I think...
19:11All I've been, baby, here I come!
19:12What the hell was that all about?
19:17I think Chase Utley just stole my monkey paw.
19:20Oh.
19:21Well, then maybe the curse has been lifted.
19:23Oh.
19:24Right, yeah.
19:24Uh, hey, guys.
19:26Um...
19:27Check this out.
19:27Okay, so...
19:28Apparently, um...
19:30Temporary facial paralysis and brain fog are all symptoms of exposure to high levels of mold.
19:36Huh?
19:37Oh.
19:38You know what?
19:39That might also explain the silverfish.
19:40Yeah, no, it does.
19:41Actually, it does.
19:42They eat mold.
19:43What?
19:43What about my egg?
19:44Well, is it possible, Frank, that that egg was a seagull egg?
19:49That might have been, because, you know what?
19:50We found some eggs.
19:51And we...
19:52And you might have mixed them up.
19:53Mixed them up.
19:54Because we had store eggs and we had found eggs.
19:56Yeah.
19:57There you go.
19:58So there's no curse.
19:59Oh, no.
20:00Hold on a second.
20:01Dear Mr. McDonald, we regret to inform you that we came by your bar and there was nobody there.
20:06What?
20:06After several failed attempts to reach you, we have decided to rescind our offer.
20:10We wish you the best of luck.
20:11Your friends at Bar Rescue.
20:12Damn it.
20:13If I had that monkey paw, none of this would have happened.
20:15Yeah, so that means we are still cursed.
20:17No, shit.
20:18It doesn't.
20:18We're not...
20:19There is no curse.
20:20Okay, Mac, no.
20:21You were never lucky.
20:22Okay, you just bombarded them both with mail.
20:24And you stalked Chase Utley for years.
20:26We're not unlucky.
20:27Okay, we're just the type of...
20:28We're just the type of people to bury various animals and...
20:32And wives in a pet cemetery when we know we should be at work.
20:35Oh, yeah.
20:36Let's go back to the bar.
20:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:40What about me?
20:40What about my luck?
20:41I don't know, Crix.
20:42I guess there's no real explanation as to why bad things would happen to you.
20:48Yeah, it's just one of those things, Crixie.
20:49That's what I am, man.
20:50It is what it is.
20:51It is what it is.
20:52A cloud following you around.
20:54That's all there is to it.
20:55It is what it is.
20:56Nice day.
20:56It is what it is.
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