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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 16 Episode 2
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00:00Frank, would you like another buttered nipple?
00:14Now, the cream is making me gassy.
00:17Yeah.
00:18Well, you have had four of them.
00:20Yeah.
00:20You know, we could order you something that's a little bit easier on the pipes.
00:23Yeah.
00:24You know, I know what you're doing.
00:25This is your annual take-me-out and see if you can talk me into giving you more of my money.
00:31Oh, stop.
00:32Is he talking to us?
00:33Give me money.
00:34We would never.
00:35And we just want you to have a fun night.
00:37Yeah.
00:38Oh.
00:39Mmm.
00:41I didn't get that.
00:42What you working on there, bud?
00:43I brought my own can of anchovies because the fish in this place is not salty enough.
00:47Mmm.
00:48That's...
00:49I agree.
00:49Got no taste.
00:50Yeah.
00:51Yeah, no, I hear you.
00:52It's not salty enough.
00:54I want to point something out here to you, Frank.
00:56I think we do a pretty good job of pretending like you're not an animal.
01:01Is that thing loaded, by the way?
01:03Nah, it's not loaded.
01:04Oh, okay.
01:04And get off my back.
01:06Hey.
01:07Hey.
01:08Yep.
01:09Absolutely.
01:09You got it.
01:10No intention to be riding on your back, pal.
01:13We like you just the way you are.
01:14And I think that, you know, maybe just possibly that entitles us to a little taste of your fortune
01:21after you die.
01:22You know what I mean?
01:22I want to tell you something.
01:23I am not intending on dying anytime soon.
01:27So don't waste your breath.
01:31You know what?
01:31Screw this.
01:32Dee, I told you this was a mistake.
01:34I know.
01:34You know what?
01:34I'm out of here.
01:35Couple of vultures picking at my carcass.
01:38You know, I am in the prime of my life.
01:40I mean, if you think that you can...
01:42You shot us!
01:46You shot us!
01:47You shot us in the face!
01:47You said there are no bullets!
01:49Okay, so it was loaded.
01:50My mistake.
01:52Oh, don't be so dramatic.
01:53I just nicked you.
01:55It's not like anybody's in any real danger.
01:57You say you don't shoot the whole balloon down, right?
02:21Like, you pull it down.
02:22Frank shot us!
02:23He shot us in the face!
02:24We barely survived!
02:25Awesome!
02:26What?
02:27I...
02:27No, not awesome.
02:28Oh, sorry.
02:30You came in all excited.
02:30I thought you were bragging.
02:31I was picking up on an excited energy for sure.
02:33Getting shot in the face to surviving is pretty cool.
02:35Yeah.
02:36This is insane!
02:37Listen, we gotta get his gun away from him, okay?
02:39I don't even care about the money anymore.
02:41Okay, no, no.
02:41Neither do I.
02:42I don't give a shit about the money.
02:43I mean, the man is a maniac,
02:44and he's gonna wind up shooting everyone in this bar.
02:46Oh, yeah.
02:47I do care about the money, though.
02:48Yeah, no, so do I.
02:49Absolutely.
02:50It's the only thing I care about.
02:51Yeah.
02:51Are you kidding me?
02:51Come on.
02:51You know what I'm worried about?
02:52I'm worried he's gonna kill himself with that gun
02:54before he gets old and senile enough
02:56to rewrite us into the will.
02:57That's it.
02:57That's it.
02:58We need him to live long enough
02:59so he can become fully demented.
03:00I know, but guys,
03:01I'm picking up, like,
03:02a super stressed-out vibe from you,
03:04and it's really important to remember, like,
03:06you know, money isn't everything.
03:09Yeah, of course you don't care, Charlie,
03:10because your dad didn't have anything
03:11to pass down to you.
03:13That's true, but my mom does, yeah.
03:15On my mom's family side,
03:16I got a huge inheritance coming my way.
03:19Wait, what?
03:21How did I not know this?
03:22You're gonna be rich?
03:23Yeah, totally, yeah.
03:25Well, rich in history and legacy
03:28and teeth, of course.
03:31Teeth?
03:32Yeah.
03:33It's a pretty sweet deal, actually.
03:34You know, everyone on my mom's side of the family,
03:36going back to the Nina and the Pinta
03:39and the Santa Margarita,
03:40they've all been putting their teeth
03:42into a jar when they die.
03:44Mm-hmm.
03:45And when I turn 40,
03:48that sweet little piece of history
03:49is coming my way.
03:50Just stop, okay, D?
03:51We need to get that gun away from Frank.
03:52Oh, you don't do something like that,
03:56you know, because, like,
03:56Frank's gun is a big piece of who he is, right?
03:58That's his legacy.
04:00That's his history.
04:01That's, like, my jar of teeth, right?
04:03I don't want that taken away from me
04:04when I get old.
04:05What are you talking about?
04:07Charlie, I got some bad news for you, bud.
04:09What?
04:11He turned 40 a long time ago.
04:16Oh!
04:16Hey, Ma!
04:17How you doing?
04:18Hi, Mom.
04:18Oh, hi, boys.
04:20What brings you by?
04:21Yeah, uh, hey,
04:22I want to show Mac that jar of family teeth we got.
04:24Oh, you do?
04:26Yeah, hey, Ma,
04:27did you realize I was over 40?
04:29You are?
04:30Yeah, it turns out.
04:31Yeah, I figured you probably forgot two or something,
04:33but, um, yeah,
04:33can I get that jar of teeth now, please?
04:35Oh, okay, I'll go look for them.
04:37Okay, yeah, good.
04:38Go get my teeth, please.
04:40Hey, Mom, since we're here,
04:41um, do we have any kind of, like,
04:43family heirlooms or anything?
04:45No.
04:47Like, anything of value
04:48that our family owned at some point?
04:51No.
04:52Hmm.
04:52Okay, what if it's just, like, sentimental,
04:55just, like, proof that we existed?
04:57Nope.
04:58Wait, what about those letters?
04:59Weren't there some kind of letters
05:00that my grandfather wrote to my dad
05:02during World War II?
05:03Yeah.
05:05Those letters exist?
05:06Who's got them?
05:08Donald.
05:09Donald?
05:11Donald who?
05:12Duck.
05:15Donald.
05:16Donald, what's she talking about?
05:18Yeah, my mom's making a joke.
05:19She's really funny.
05:20She's got a great sense of humor.
05:21Right, Mom?
05:22Yeah.
05:23Yeah, she's talking about my Uncle Donald.
05:25Huh, I didn't even know you had an Uncle Donald.
05:27Yeah, yeah, it's my dad's brother.
05:29Donald McDonald?
05:30Yeah.
05:31Ronald McDonald?
05:33Donald McDonald?
05:34Wow.
05:35Your dad really scored with the name Luther, I guess, huh?
05:39Huh?
05:40What happened?
05:41Oh, shit.
05:42Did she try to pull out her own teeth?
05:44Did she try to pull out your own teeth?
05:46She clearly did.
05:47I can see the pliers.
05:48You can see the pliers, Mom.
05:50Oh!
05:52I'm so sorry.
05:54Mom, oh, my God.
05:56Why did you do that?
05:57I didn't have the heart to tell you.
06:00I gave away the jar.
06:03You gave away the jar of teeth to who?
06:05Your sisters.
06:06To my sisters?
06:08Those ungrateful bitches?
06:09What the hell, Mom?
06:11They don't even live in Philly anymore.
06:12They moved all the way up to northern New Jersey.
06:14They're terrible to you.
06:15I'm the one who stayed.
06:16I'm the one who takes care of you.
06:17How could you do that?
06:18Now she's screaming.
06:21Now she's screaming.
06:23Now she's screaming.
06:23Well, you're yelling at her.
06:24Now, Mom's screaming.
06:25Now, Mom's screaming.
06:27Oh, I can't believe you did this.
06:29Are you yelling at her?
06:29I don't know what you...
06:30Well, she gave it away to my sisters
06:31and the worst people on the planet.
06:32I didn't even remember that you had sisters.
06:34All right, okay, okay.
06:35Look, we're just gonna have to go and get him.
06:37I think she's having a stroke, dude.
06:38We're just gonna have to get in the car right now
06:40and go get him.
06:40Come on, Dad.
06:41We should go to the hospital.
06:41Let's get in the car.
06:42Let's go.
06:42Mrs. Mack, we're taking your car.
06:44Mom, just calm down.
06:45It's okay, okay?
06:45I'm not mad at you.
06:46It's fine, okay?
06:47Breathe through your...
06:48Breathe through your...
06:48I love you, too.
06:49This is fucking insane.
06:50I love you, too.
06:50I made a mistake.
06:52You didn't make a mistake.
06:53You did make a...
06:54All right, Christ.
06:55Let's get it cleaned up.
06:55All right.
06:56I didn't mean to upset you.
07:00Hey, Frank, um...
07:01Could you stop scratching yourself at the gun, please?
07:03I'm itchy.
07:04I'm itchy.
07:04I bet.
07:05Probably from rolling around in the grass
07:06outside of your apartment.
07:07No, I was rolling around in the grass
07:09because I was itchy.
07:10The itch came first.
07:11Okay, well, why don't you hand me the gun
07:13and I'll scratch you with my fingers?
07:14I'm not going to hand you my gun,
07:15but I'll let you scratch me.
07:16You want to scratch me?
07:17Come on.
07:18Hey, hey.
07:19Yeah, scratch me.
07:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:22Do it now by the neck.
07:23Frank, I...
07:23In the back of the neck.
07:24Okay, but I just don't want to get shot again is all.
07:26The gun's not loaded.
07:27Yeah, that's what you said last time, Frank.
07:29You know what?
07:30I'm going to take a piss.
07:31All over it.
07:39Okay.
07:42This is not working.
07:43Should we just attack him and take it?
07:45What?
07:45No, he'd mow us down like Scarface.
07:47We can't come at him like that.
07:48We'll spook him.
07:50Yeah.
07:51You know what?
07:51He needs to be lulled into a false sense of security.
07:54You don't tell a dog you're taking him to a vet
07:55to put him down.
07:57Right.
07:59You give that dog the best day of his life,
08:01and then you turn out the lights
08:03when he least suspects it.
08:05Okay.
08:07Okay.
08:07Oh.
08:08Ooh.
08:10Ooh, that was a long wait.
08:13Woo!
08:14Wow.
08:15On the road again.
08:19Why is your mom driving my book?
08:20I don't know.
08:21Did they get some weird arrangement worked out
08:23so your mom can focus on smoking?
08:25Speaking of, I'm getting the choke to death back here.
08:27Mrs. Mack, do you mind, like, cracking a window or something?
08:30No.
08:30Why not?
08:31I mean, it's ridiculous to just sit in the smoke.
08:33Because it's too drafty.
08:35It's unhealthy.
08:37Right.
08:37Unhealthy?
08:38Sorry, my mom's on a new health check.
08:40Hey, mom, it's working.
08:41You look great.
08:42Shut up.
08:43Can we, like, speed up or something?
08:44Look, another car just passed us.
08:46Mom, it's like the 50th car.
08:47Why are you going so slow?
08:49Well, highways are scary.
08:50You're going 35.
08:51I can say you're going 35.
08:52And everybody's in such a hurry.
08:54No, it's just the normalest of speed
08:56that people go on the highway.
08:57Maybe I should drive.
08:58Mom, can I drive your car?
08:59Can I drive?
08:59No.
09:01This is my worst nightmare, man.
09:03It's absolutely terrible.
09:04How much further?
09:05Anyone know?
09:06Mac?
09:06How much further?
09:08Mac?
09:09Mac?
09:09Hello?
09:11My mom's fingers up, which means no talking.
09:14She's annoyed.
09:15It's best if we just keep it down until the finger goes down.
09:17Otherwise, she might burn us with a cigarette lighter.
09:20This is my worst nightmare in my entire life.
09:24Okay, fingers down.
09:26Great.
09:26Okay, Mrs. Kelly, you're going to want to stay on the Jersey Turnpike
09:29until you hit 287.
09:31You want to take 287 towards Hamburg.
09:33No.
09:34No, you're just staying at 206 the whole way up.
09:36No, no.
09:36We're going to hit Hamburg on the way.
09:38Why are we going to Hamburg?
09:39We're going to visit my Uncle Donald.
09:41Donald McDonald of Hamburger, New Jersey.
09:43Hamburg.
09:44A bunch of old letters that weren't even written to you?
09:46That's not a legacy.
09:47It's a bunch of meaningless shit.
09:48Not as meaningless as a jar full of tea.
09:50Ah!
09:50Oh, sorry, Mom.
09:52Sorry, Mom.
09:52Sorry, Mom.
09:53I didn't see the finger.
09:53No, her hand was nodding at that time.
09:55She burnt the shit out of it.
09:56It's up, though.
09:57It's up, though.
09:57Yeah.
09:59Frank, we got a little surprise for you, bud.
10:01What's that?
10:03Hamburgers.
10:04Oh, hamburgers.
10:06Oh, that's one of the best food there is.
10:08Yeah.
10:09Yes, they really are.
10:10And you know what?
10:11You can eat them right here in the car.
10:13Now, once in a while, they give me the runs.
10:15Yeah, that's why we put that towel down for you, buddy.
10:20Okay.
10:21All right.
10:22You want to take it easy?
10:23Goddamn.
10:23Just one bite at a time or you're going to barf everywhere.
10:25Yeah.
10:26Yeah, it's good, huh?
10:28Yeah, a little hammering them down there, huh?
10:29Very good.
10:33Oh!
10:35I almost ate my gun.
10:37I dipped it in the ketchup.
10:39That was a fun one.
10:40Yeah, that is funny.
10:41Wow.
10:42You know what?
10:42I'm going to pull over, Frank.
10:44I think I took a piss anyway.
10:45Uh, again.
10:47Okay.
10:50Well, Frank.
10:51What?
10:52Look where we are.
10:53We're at the bridge.
10:55Oh, I haven't been here in forever.
10:57Go check it out.
10:57Oh!
10:58Oh!
10:59Oh!
10:59Did you just slam your head into the window?
11:01I didn't realize it was up.
11:03Well, were you going to dive out of it?
11:05Yeah, I was very excited.
11:06I want to go.
11:07All right.
11:08Go see the boys.
11:09Have fun, buddy.
11:09Go see the boys.
11:10Get after it.
11:11Okay.
11:11Okay.
11:12I don't know how much more of this I can take.
11:14Hey, we're almost there, Dee.
11:15Okay?
11:16He's getting tired.
11:17Let's run around the bridge for a little while, and then we have one more stop.
11:20Okay?
11:20Ah!
11:25Pissing on another hydrant.
11:26Okay.
11:27He's literally turning into a dog.
11:31Yeah.
11:31I got a smash.
11:36You just smashed.
11:37You smashed like three times on the way up here.
11:39We keep having to pull over so you can smash.
11:41There is a lot of smashing.
11:42She's very regular.
11:43Oh, no.
11:43I'm out of paper towels.
11:45Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Mrs. Kelly.
11:47I'm sure my Uncle Donald has toilet paper.
11:49You've been wiping with paper towels?
11:51I hope everyone brought their appetite, because I made quiche.
11:58Oh, that's really nice, Uncle Donald, but we're kind of in a hurry.
12:02Well, that's a shame.
12:04Why would we never get to see each other?
12:06Yeah, that is a shame, but I'm really here about the letters.
12:12You know, the letters that Grandpa wrote to you and Dad during the war?
12:15Oh, oh, yes, yes, I have those letters.
12:19Oh, that's great.
12:20I was kind of hoping they would pass down to me, you know, sort of like a family heirloom.
12:24Well, that would make sense, because, well, they weren't actually written to me.
12:28They were addressed only to your dad.
12:33Grandpa didn't write to you?
12:34He liked your dad more.
12:37You know, I was the, you know, funny one.
12:40You know, it's the reason I never got married, not something we talked about back then.
12:45But it always made me feel a little different.
12:53Well, I'm sure you can understand what that feels like, Ronald.
12:58No.
13:00So the letters?
13:02Oh, yes.
13:03Yeah?
13:04Oh, sure.
13:07Okay.
13:08Yeah, this is great, Uncle Donald, because it's really going to tie a lot of things together for me, you know.
13:13I have something to pass down to my kids.
13:15It's important to have a legacy.
13:17Oh, yes.
13:18You know, I wouldn't know, though.
13:20You know, I don't have any children of my own.
13:23Oh, yeah.
13:25What's this guy's name?
13:26Oh, here they are.
13:27There's the same thing you've ever wanted.
13:29Kind of sad, really, me keeping letters that weren't even for me.
13:33You know, but I guess I just wanted a connection with my dad.
13:44Yeah.
13:46That is sad.
13:50If I could just, yeah, thank you.
13:51I mean, you know, there's nothing more important in this world than the connection between a father and a son.
13:58Well, besides the connection between a son and a mother, right, Mom?
14:05She's smashing.
14:06Yeah, she took off, man.
14:07Yeah, she had to smash.
14:08Well, I guess we could wait for her in the car.
14:11This is so annoying.
14:13I mean, you're going to take time out of my day, and you have everything you've ever dreamed of right here,
14:16but we're going to just blow right past it, aren't we?
14:18It's probably time to go, huh?
14:19Well, okay.
14:21Okay, well, hey, if you ever want to, you know, hang out, we could throw the old football around.
14:28I don't really like playing football.
14:29It's kind of for jocks.
14:30That's all he ever talks about, just wanting to have a catch with his dad, so...
14:33No, because remember when we were talking about how it was, like, for jocks?
14:37No, that never happens.
14:38Oh, yeah, well, we could read.
14:40We could read.
14:41Oh, but, like, he can't read.
14:42Yeah, but he's not talking about me.
14:44He's talking about bonding with you, but we're going to just blow right past this, huh?
14:47Reading's for nerds, so...
14:48Yeah, is that what it is?
14:49Yeah.
14:50Cards.
14:50Well, the thing about cards is, like, with the jacks and the queens and the kings,
14:55and, like, I don't like celebrating royalty, you know?
14:58Oh, my God, dude.
14:58He knows that.
14:59Oh, my God, man.
14:59You know that.
15:00We've talked about that.
15:01You're driving me crazy, dude.
15:03All right, fine, let's go.
15:03Bye-bye.
15:04Okay, maybe you guys can swap phone numbers, or...
15:06No?
15:07No, I'm not going to do it fine.
15:08This was a good waste of our time, wasn't it?
15:10Well?
15:11There it is.
15:13The ocean.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Beautiful.
15:16Probably brings back a lot of good memories, right, Frank?
15:18Absolutely.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Do you guys mind if I...
15:22Oh, no, of course not.
15:23Please, yeah.
15:23Please.
15:26Take that, you sexual, polluted savage!
15:30You know, Dee, I kind of feel like we did a good thing here.
15:33I do, too.
15:34We gave him a good day.
15:37For him, not for a normal person.
15:39Yeah, Jesus.
15:40Right.
15:43Y'all done, bud?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Yeah.
15:46Thanks, guys.
15:47Hey, absolutely.
15:48Hey, listen, where to now, Frank?
15:50We want to take you somewhere.
15:51No, it's okay, I get it.
15:52I thought it was a cash grab at first, but I see where you're going.
15:56The hamburger, playing with Duncan under the bridge, and now the beach.
16:00Perfect day can't last forever.
16:02I know why we're here.
16:03Oh, you do?
16:06Gosh, thanks for making it so easy on us.
16:08We expected more resistance.
16:10Yeah.
16:10Well, I guess I hung on a little bit too long.
16:12A little bit.
16:13Yeah.
16:13And afterwards, you guys can have the money.
16:15Really?
16:16You mean it?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Here.
16:18Oh, gosh.
16:21Wow.
16:21I got to say, this went so much more smoothly.
16:24Yeah, it really did.
16:25Just do it when I'm looking out at the ocean.
16:31Huh?
16:31Yeah.
16:32Don't be coy.
16:33I had a good run.
16:34What are you?
16:34And it's really good you didn't do it in front of Charlie.
16:37That was a class move.
16:38Just put me down quick.
16:41Put you down?
16:43What?
16:43Well, you know what?
16:44I think I'm going to run, and then you do what you have to do.
16:47But if you shoot me in the leg, come over and finish me off, because I don't want to lay
16:50there and suffer.
16:50Actually, yeah, I'm going to take...
16:52What the hell are you doing?
16:53I'm going to go natural, because I've seen too many guys die and take a shit in their pants.
16:58I don't want to...
16:59And bury my poop, or just kick some sand over it.
17:03And then you can do what you want to do.
17:04You can float me out into the ocean and let sharks eat me, or you can leave me in the
17:08ground, gruesome for the kids to see.
17:09Oh, oh!
17:10Yeah.
17:11Oh, my God!
17:12We're not going to kill you, Frank!
17:14Huh?
17:15What, did you think we were just going to shoot you right here on the beach?
17:18I mean, there's people around.
17:19I'm actually surprised they didn't run when you started shooting the ocean.
17:22I'm not.
17:23It's the Jersey Shore, but good God, man!
17:25Well, if you're not going to snuff me out, what the hell are you doing?
17:28We were giving you one last day with your gun.
17:30Yeah, it's time to let it go, Frank.
17:31You were stealing my gun?
17:33Screw that.
17:34No, it's too dangerous, Frank.
17:35You're out of control with that thing.
17:37By the way, you're out of the will again.
17:38What?
17:39Why?
17:39Just because of the gun?
17:40Exactly.
17:41Because I don't trust you two guys.
17:43I mean, if you're in the will, who knows?
17:46You may wind up shooting me in the back.
17:47Ah!
17:48You just told us to shoot you in the back!
17:50That's different.
17:51It's not the same thing.
17:52Take me back to Philly.
17:53You'll get an Uber!
17:54Yeah.
17:54Get in the car!
17:55Go on!
17:56Why'd you let him smash that thing back?
17:58Let's go!
17:58Let's go!
18:01All right, let's go.
18:03Just barge right in, Mom.
18:04Don't be shy, okay?
18:07Bunny?
18:09Candy?
18:10Are you home?
18:12Which one is a can?
18:14Looks probably like a million bathrooms.
18:15Just go find a bathroom, Mrs. Mack.
18:18I don't remember those being your sister's names.
18:20No, it's not their names.
18:21They had their names changed.
18:22Oh.
18:23Why do they afford to live like this?
18:24They're doing some, like, stupid, like, social media thing.
18:27I don't know.
18:27I guess they're making a killing on it.
18:28Hey!
18:30Candy!
18:30Bunny!
18:31Candy!
18:32Oh, my God!
18:32Mom, what are you doing here?
18:34We just wanted to drive up.
18:35Oh, yeah.
18:36Why'd you make dirt grub?
18:37Oh, yeah.
18:37Hi, nice to meet you.
18:38Shut up, fag!
18:39Why'd you make your fag friends?
18:40Yeah, why is Mack here?
18:42This is so distasteful.
18:44Dude, you know what?
18:45I'm not going to argue with you guys, okay?
18:47No, I'm just here for the teeth.
18:48No, you can't have them.
18:49Yeah, you can't have them, Charlie.
18:51I can't have them.
18:51Mom gave them to us.
18:52She said, well, what do you even care about the teeth?
18:53I thought you always said they were weird and gross.
18:55They are weird and gross.
18:56Yeah, super gross, but people like that stuff, so we need them.
18:59We need them.
18:59Need them for what?
19:00ASMR, dickweed.
19:02Yeah, A-S-M-R.
19:04What is that?
19:05What even is that?
19:06We stick our hands in the jar.
19:08People pay to watch us stick our hands in the jar.
19:11They pay for that shit.
19:11Yeah, they like the noise of the teeth, and they give us a lot of money on OnlyFans.
19:15Like, a lot of money, more than you can ever imagine.
19:17Yeah.
19:18All you're doing is sticking your hands in teeth, and people pay you enough to live like
19:22this?
19:22We obviously take our tops off.
19:24Obviously.
19:25Oh, girl.
19:26Oh, my God, shut up, slut.
19:27You're literally a slut.
19:28All right, you know, give me the teeth.
19:29Give me the teeth.
19:30No, finders keepers, bitch.
19:31You did not find them.
19:33Mom gave them to you.
19:34Yeah, she did.
19:34Okay, we're her favorite.
19:35We're clogging the toilet.
19:36What the hell?
19:37Gross.
19:38Who is this old lady clogging our toilet?
19:40That's my mommy.
19:41Gross, Matt.
19:42Why did you clog our toilet?
19:43Why did you clog our toilet, old lady?
19:45There was no TP.
19:48If there was no TP, what did you wipe with?
19:51The letters.
19:53You wiped your butt with the letters that Grandpa sent Dad and then flushed them down the toilet?
19:58Yeah.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00This is so weird, guys.
20:01You got to go.
20:02You know what?
20:03Hey, hey, put that job.
20:05This is going to be the new Kelly family heirloom.
20:07And I'm going to put all my teeth in it and all mom's teeth in it and none of yours.
20:11You're ready?
20:13Okay.
20:16Yeah, yeah.
20:17You got to stop doing that.
20:19You're not going to have any teeth left.
20:20You sure you don't want to pop a couple in?
20:21You know, you can be a part of my legacy, dude.
20:23I feel like you should be.
20:23No, I'm good.
20:25Yeah?
20:25Yeah, I'm good.
20:26All right, I tell you what, when one falls out, go ahead and toss it in.
20:28It's cool.
20:28It won't.
20:30Oh, what the hell, man?
20:39That door wasn't even locked.
20:41You're paying for that door, Frank.
20:42All right, all right.
20:44This is great.
20:44This is just great.
20:46You know, like, now what are we supposed to all put our teeth in?
20:48Our faces?
20:49What are you talking about?
20:50Talk about our legacy, you know?
20:51I can't hold on to it, man.
20:52Legacy won't talk legacy.
20:53You know what our legacy is?
20:54Spending our lives in this goddamn bar with a lunatic man who acts like a dog and handles his gun like a maniac.
20:59Oh, fine.
21:02Let's see where this pity party's headed.
21:05You're going to be crybabies about it?
21:07All right.
21:08Take my gun.
21:09Well, there you have it, Frank.
21:18You've officially shot everyone in the bar.
21:20Ah.
21:21Ah.
21:30Ah.
21:30Ah.
21:31Ah.
21:32Ah.
21:32Ah.
21:41Ah.
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