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00:00All right, try to get it all the way up under her nose.
00:07All the way under her nose should do it and let it kind of waft up.
00:11Oh, she's starting to wake up.
00:13Wakey, wakey, Dean.
00:14There we go.
00:15Because I'm getting sick of trying to keep the hair out of the soup.
00:18It's not stupid, Stu, okay?
00:20And you can't say that soup or stew, you shouldn't feed it to an unconscious person.
00:24Yeah, but I'm trying to use it to wake her up.
00:25At least she's not going to eat it.
00:26It's not going to wake her up.
00:28I mean, I don't think stew has any arousing components.
00:30What are you talking about?
00:31The smells, the flavors, that's the whole point of getting the stew in the first place.
00:35What is this?
00:36Where am I?
00:36All right, Dean, remember yesterday when you were waving that first class ticket to Ireland in our faces
00:40and bragging about that acting gig that you got?
00:42Yeah.
00:43Then you drank yourself into a stupor and passed out.
00:45I, uh, oh, okay.
00:47Yeah, well, good news.
00:49We took that one first class ticket, divided it into five coach tickets,
00:52and then gave you just enough sleeping pills to keep you blissfully asleep
00:55so you could enjoy the flight and wake up here in Dublin fully rested.
00:58No, no, you didn't.
00:59You didn't do this.
00:59This can't be happening.
01:01No.
01:01Yeah, yeah, we did.
01:02That's exactly what we did.
01:03Yeah, we absolutely did.
01:04Because we wanted to be supportive.
01:05No, you didn't.
01:05Because we are always there for each other.
01:08No, we're not.
01:08Right, guys?
01:09In good times and in bad.
01:10We really are.
01:11And speaking of time, um, you are late.
01:13You got about 15 minutes to get to that TV studio.
01:15Oh, God.
01:15No, no, no, no.
01:16Good thing you woke up.
01:17This can't be happening.
01:18Well, slow down now.
01:20Hey, be sure to look to the right if you go in the road,
01:22because they drive on the other side here.
01:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:28Oh, God damn it!
01:33Taxi?
01:34Oh, taxi!
01:36Taxi!
01:37Taxi!
01:52I see it, Frank.
02:04I can handle the driving.
02:05No, just go faster.
02:06God damn it.
02:07I can't believe you guys did this to me.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:09Dee, we are driving you to work, OK?
02:10We brought you to Ireland.
02:12We brought you here, OK?
02:13We didn't have to do that.
02:14You know how hard it was to get you through customs?
02:16It was wicked hard.
02:17We're doing this for you.
02:18Yeah.
02:18Whatever, OK?
02:19Just, I think the studio is right up here.
02:20I'll call you guys around 6 or whenever I'm off.
02:23Why?
02:25So you can pick me up.
02:26Dee, we're just taking time out of our Irish vacation
02:29to drive you to work.
02:30Now you want us to pick you up?
02:32Vacation!
02:32You just said you were here for me!
02:34Well, yeah, we're here for you,
02:35but we're also here for our vacation.
02:37Yeah, I'm back in the motherland, finally.
02:39I've always wanted to trace back my family lineage.
02:41But as the most Irish person here,
02:43I really think that I'm...
02:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, I'm Irish.
02:45Yeah, but you're not as Irish as me.
02:47I could be.
02:47You don't know that.
02:48How do you know that?
02:49Charlie, I have a shamrock tattooed on my thigh.
02:51Do you have it?
02:52So what?
02:52I'm going to show it to you.
02:53You want to see it?
02:54No, no, stop it.
02:54You want to see it?
02:55You're squishing me.
02:55I see the car.
02:56Stop.
02:56God damn it.
02:57Max, stop.
02:57You're kicking my seat, OK?
02:59Keep your stupid, ugly shamrock tattoo in your pants.
03:00Why did you have to get the teeny, tiniest car possible?
03:03I'm getting squished back here,
03:04and I'm just sucking in diesel fuel.
03:05What did you want me to do, Dee?
03:07Did you want me to rent a big, obnoxious American truck
03:09like that one over there?
03:10That's exactly what we're trying to get away from, OK?
03:12You know, the tiny car,
03:14that's all part of the charm of Europe.
03:16You know, like driving on the left-hand side of the road.
03:19Dangerous for Americans like you.
03:20You know, it's authentic, and that's what I want.
03:23That's what I'm going for.
03:24An authentic Irish...
03:25Get fucked!
03:28Irish experience.
03:29OK, just pull over, all right?
03:31Just pull over and let me out.
03:32I'll walk.
03:33You goddamn bastard.
03:38Here I am.
03:40I'm Maxis American Milf reporting for duty, sir.
03:42You're late.
03:43You were supposed to be here an hour ago.
03:44I know.
03:45I know.
03:45I hit a little bit of traffic.
03:47But if you think about it,
03:48you know, in a way,
03:49I feel like the character would be late, too,
03:50so it's not really that big of a...
03:52You're lucky this time.
03:52Production's running behind,
03:53so I don't need you for another hour.
03:54Oh, thank God.
03:56OK.
03:57Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
03:59Ah.
04:00Ow.
04:01Well, that's...
04:02It's a doozy, isn't it?
04:04We can't shoot you like that.
04:06It's disturbing.
04:07Well, it's not...
04:08It's not even real.
04:09It's just makeup.
04:10It's makeup left over from the show I did this morning.
04:14That's makeup.
04:15Yep.
04:15Nothing to it but a little latex and blush.
04:17You know, I just forgot to wash it off.
04:21Um, you know,
04:22probably because I never wear makeup in real life.
04:24Because natural beauty.
04:25I tell you what,
04:26since I do have a little time,
04:28I should just pop out and wash my face real quick
04:30and come right back.
04:30It's not a big deal.
04:31Come on, just...
04:32Go on.
04:32Be back in an hour.
04:33Absolutely.
04:33And don't be late again.
04:34I won't be late.
04:35I'm one wet wipe away from being your milf.
04:37Can I get crack in here, people?
04:38Come on.
04:38You're going to want to ask this so bad.
04:41So exciting.
04:43Yeah.
04:43I already feel like I'm home.
04:44I cannot wait to see the house that my dad grew up in.
04:47Apparently, it's been in my family for generations.
04:50Oh, cool.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Yeah.
04:52I mean, I dig it here, man.
04:53You know, you get all the comforts of Philly.
04:55You got drunks.
04:56You got Irish people.
04:57You got, um...
04:58I guess that's the same thing.
04:59But, like, you also get, like,
05:00the magical, mystical element of this place.
05:02You know, you get the banshees
05:03and the spirits and the sprites.
05:04And Shelly!
05:05Shelly's here, which is pretty cool.
05:07All of those things are made up, including Shelly.
05:09Shelly's not made up.
05:10He's your imaginary friend that you've had since you were a kid.
05:12Dude, he's not my imaginary friend.
05:13He's my pen pal, okay?
05:14He's Irish.
05:15That's why his name's Shelly.
05:16A pen pal that writes to you in a magical language.
05:18Dude, the guy's real, okay?
05:20And this is why I know more about Ireland than you do.
05:22Hey, stop.
05:23Stop right there, all right?
05:24This is why Irish people hate Americans.
05:26You've got, like, 2% Irish in you,
05:28and you think you know more about Ireland than me?
05:30Do you have a shamrock tattooed somewhere on your body?
05:32No, I do.
05:34Because it's my primary identity.
05:36Number one, Irish.
05:37Number two, gay.
05:38Number three, badass.
05:40You're none of those things,
05:40so you should be talking of none of them.
05:42Are you talking about what you identify as
05:43or what you actually are?
05:45They're the same thing now, Charlie.
05:46And I can have you canceled for even suggesting otherwise.
05:49Not right.
05:49I have the power to do that,
05:50because I'm a gay man,
05:51and you're just a straight, white, cis male.
05:53Yeah, and Irish, so...
05:56Will you just be here for me?
05:58This is a huge day for me.
05:59Okay.
06:00And I just...
06:00I feel like you could support me a little bit.
06:02All right, all right, all right.
06:03This is the circle of life coming full...
06:05Oh, oh, oh, it should be coming up right here.
06:07Yeah.
06:08The house of McDonald's is at this address here.
06:16Wow.
06:17Yeah, nailed it.
06:20Cool, so your dad grew up in a McDonald's or...
06:22No, no, my dad didn't grow up in a McDonald's at the...
06:25You sure?
06:26Because this is the house of McDonald's.
06:28Hey, oh, you know what, dude?
06:29Maybe you are, like, from the McDonald family.
06:32Like, are you the Ronald McDonald?
06:35Like, is the hamburger clown named after you?
06:37I can't tell if you're making fun of me right now.
06:39Huh?
06:40We got to go find out.
06:41I got to...
06:42We got to find out.
06:42You want to get some more information?
06:43Yeah, let's get some more information.
06:44Okay, yeah, okay, yeah,
06:45because you could be entitled to a lot of money.
06:46Yeah.
06:46What the hell is this, Frank?
06:52I thought we were going to a distillery.
06:55You want an authentic Irish experience?
06:57There's nothing more Irish than a corporate tax shelter.
07:00Welcome to the worldwide headquarters of Frank's Fluids.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06God damn, what's that smell?
07:09What smell?
07:10Oh, it's Ralphie.
07:13Must have got trapped in here.
07:15Looks like he's fused to the carpet.
07:16Uh-huh.
07:17Is that a cat?
07:18It was.
07:19Well, that is grotesque.
07:21I can't believe I don't smell that.
07:22That stinks.
07:24Guys, guys, hey, acting emergency.
07:26Oh, God damn, what is that smell?
07:28It's Ralphie.
07:29He's fused.
07:30Yeah.
07:30Oh.
07:31Whoa, Dee, that looks bad.
07:33Yeah, I got myself a bit of a hematoma here.
07:34Can you guys please help me?
07:35It's okay, Dee, I got you, I got you.
07:37Okay.
07:37This is why we're here.
07:38Yes.
07:39Lucky for you, I happen to have experience
07:40covering up blunt force trauma, so.
07:43Oh.
07:44Okay, good.
07:44Yeah.
07:45So, simple fix.
07:46Great.
07:46We simply need to redistribute the blood.
07:49Great, do it.
07:49Let's go.
07:51Okay.
07:51Do it, bitch, go.
07:52All right.
07:56Oh, God.
07:57Wow, look at that.
08:01Let me see here.
08:04Oh, oh, shit.
08:06That's like magic.
08:07Yeah.
08:07Okay, now you guys can help me with my thing.
08:09We got to shred a bunch of documents.
08:11What?
08:11What?
08:11What are you talking about, man?
08:12Well, the thing of it is,
08:14the Frank's fluids may or may not have been
08:17the official beverage supplier of Jeffrey Epstein.
08:22What?
08:23Jeffrey Epstein?
08:24Yeah, yeah, but before you judge me,
08:25know this.
08:27Yes, I was on the sex island,
08:29but only for the snorkeling.
08:31I didn't know anything about the kid stuff.
08:33Oh.
08:33No, look, 95% of what went on down there
08:36was not pedophilia.
08:37Oh, yeah?
08:37No, the other 5%,
08:39that sullied the whole operation.
08:40Yeah, it sure did, Frank.
08:42It sure did.
08:42Well, you know,
08:43it ain't just me.
08:44You guys' names are on those documents, too,
08:46remember?
08:46What?
08:47What?
08:47Still?
08:48God damn it!
08:49Son of a bitch!
08:49No, I don't have time for this!
08:51Well, come on, be quick.
08:52It's only a couple boxes.
08:53Ah, shit!
08:53God damn it!
09:07This one's bullshit.
09:09All of these family tree books,
09:12this one just fell apart.
09:14There's so many Mick and Mac names, too.
09:16Like, how are we supposed to find anything?
09:17Dude, I found one right here in this gibberish book.
09:19There's a whole section on McDonald's.
09:20It's not gibberish.
09:21You just can't read, dude.
09:22Well, uh, well, no, I can read this.
09:23Here, check this out.
09:25The McDonald's of County Cork
09:28settled in the Lee Valley
09:30as far back as...
09:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
09:32This is like Irish or Gaelic
09:34or whatever they call it.
09:36You can read that?
09:36Well, Gaelic or Irish
09:38is what you call
09:39the magical gibberish language
09:40that my pen pal taught me.
09:41Ah, yes, Mac, I can.
09:43So you're telling me
09:43that you can't read English,
09:45but you can speak
09:45and read an entirely different language?
09:47Uh, I can read it.
09:48I can't speak it.
09:49How can you read something
09:50you can't speak?
09:50It doesn't make any sense.
09:51I don't know.
09:51The mystery, the magic,
09:52I don't know.
09:53Plus, you know,
09:53these are Irish words
09:54and my mouth is made
09:55for American words.
09:56So your imaginary pen pal
09:58was a real person?
10:00Yes, dude,
10:00that's what I've been telling you
10:01this whole time.
10:01My mom was, like,
10:02really invested in me
10:03having a pen pal,
10:04so she found me this kid,
10:05Shelly Kelly.
10:06You know, I...
10:06I'm sorry,
10:06your pen pal's name
10:07was Shelly Kelly?
10:09Yeah.
10:09Have you ever thought
10:10maybe you were related?
10:11Why?
10:12Because you have
10:12the same last name.
10:13He's from Ireland, man.
10:14Jesus Christ.
10:15Okay, look,
10:16follow me here for a second.
10:17Your mom was a giant whore, right?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Okay, so maybe
10:21she banged her way
10:22through Ireland
10:22sometime in the 70s, right?
10:24And maybe this is, like,
10:25your half-brother.
10:26Dude, wait a second.
10:28Now you're finally
10:29making some sense here
10:30because, like,
10:31this guy is, like,
10:32the Irish version of me.
10:33You know what I mean?
10:33We're into all the same shit.
10:34Uh, cheese, ghouls,
10:36um, ghouls, cheese.
10:38Uh, holy shit, man.
10:40That's crazy.
10:40You know what the problem is?
10:41Yeah.
10:42This library's got
10:42too many books,
10:43and so what I gotta do is
10:44I gotta go...
10:45You need a phone instead.
10:46I gotta go to the source.
10:47Of?
10:48I'm gonna call my mommy.
10:55Hey, mommy.
10:57Who is this?
10:58It's me, Mac.
11:01Yeah, I'm in Ireland.
11:04I miss you, too.
11:06She didn't say that.
11:07Yeah, she did.
11:07She did.
11:08She totally did.
11:09She did not.
11:09Hey, mom.
11:10Um, so, anyway, um...
11:11We're in Ireland,
11:12and I was looking for dad's house,
11:14but the address that you gave me
11:15was wrong,
11:16and, like,
11:17I kind of can't find
11:18the Luther McDonald's anywhere.
11:20Yeah.
11:21What do you mean, yeah?
11:23Do you have any information
11:24on dad or our heritage?
11:26No.
11:27What do you mean, no?
11:28You're not Irish.
11:30I'm not Irish?
11:31Yeah.
11:31Are you joking?
11:33Nope.
11:34My last name is McDonald.
11:36No.
11:37Are you telling me
11:37that dad changed his last name?
11:39Yep.
11:40What's dad's last name?
11:41Vandros.
11:42Dad's name is Luther Vandros.
11:45Are you messing with me?
11:46No.
11:47Are you Irish?
11:48Uh-uh.
11:48What are you?
11:49Dutch.
11:50What's dad?
11:51Dutch.
11:52Am I Dutch?
11:55Yeah.
11:56No, mom, mom, mom, mom,
11:57slow down.
11:58Slow down.
11:59Be serious, mom.
12:00Be serious.
12:01Am I Irish?
12:06No.
12:07Please tell me
12:08that that's not true.
12:09Please tell me
12:10that I'm...
12:11No.
12:13No!
12:14You Dutch?
12:15No, there's no way
12:17I'm Dutch.
12:17There's no way I...
12:19You shush!
12:20You shush!
12:22Everybody was on the island
12:24that weekend.
12:25Juseline,
12:27the computer guy
12:28with the little weird glasses.
12:30He didn't do anything
12:31with the kids,
12:32but he was really
12:33into the manatees,
12:34which, by the way,
12:35also got very sexual.
12:38Frank, can you just
12:39stop talking about
12:40sexual things
12:40with manatees?
12:41The following year,
12:42he doesn't show up.
12:43The manatees
12:44all bent out of shape.
12:46Frank, Frank,
12:46can you please stop?
12:47I'm looking for someone
12:49and you're distracting me.
12:50I mean,
12:51this manatees
12:51was so depressed,
12:53she actually swam
12:55into a boat propeller.
12:56Boom!
12:57Blammo!
12:59Manticide.
13:00The moral of this story is
13:02the heart wants
13:04what the heart wants.
13:05It was all consensual,
13:07except for the kids.
13:09Thus, the shredding.
13:10Oh.
13:11Wait.
13:12Oh, Frank, Frank.
13:13I found her.
13:14Who?
13:15The perfect woman
13:16with the perfect head
13:17of Irish hair.
13:20What?
13:20What the hell?
13:21What the hell is that
13:22with the hair thing?
13:23What are you,
13:23some kind of freak?
13:25Here's the thing.
13:26I've always noticed
13:27that redheads
13:29have a distinct odor.
13:31You know,
13:31a pleasant odor,
13:32to be clear,
13:33but a peculiar scent
13:35that is quite different
13:36than all other hair types.
13:37And I've always wondered,
13:38like, is that a genetic thing?
13:40Or is it some sort of mutation
13:41that sprung from generations
13:42of being away
13:43from the motherland?
13:44So,
13:44I wanted to find a native
13:46with an authentic head
13:47of Irish hair.
13:48And this little lass over here
13:50is the perfect specimen.
13:53The perfect woman,
13:54I mean.
13:55Woman.
13:56She's the perfect woman.
13:58I'll be back.
14:02Yeah?
14:04Hi.
14:04How are you?
14:05Lovely.
14:05How are you?
14:06I'm great.
14:07I'm great.
14:07Are you from Ireland?
14:08How'd you guess?
14:11Oi!
14:13Liar!
14:13What the hell are you doing?
14:15What the hell are you doing?
14:17You're not Irish,
14:17or if you are,
14:18that's a wig.
14:19There's no smell at all to you.
14:21Am I to believe
14:21that you're a natural redhead
14:22and yet there's no odor?
14:23No odor at all?
14:24No.
14:25I don't believe you.
14:25Are you okay, hon?
14:27You seem a little nutted.
14:28Oh, no.
14:28I'm fine.
14:29If anyone's nutted,
14:30it's you.
14:30Okay?
14:31If nutted means
14:31that you're a liar.
14:32Have you got a temp check yet?
14:33What are you talking...
14:34Don't point that thing at me.
14:36Jesus,
14:36you have a fever.
14:37Okay, well,
14:38if I'm hot,
14:39it's only because
14:39you've riled me up
14:40with your lies.
14:41Okay?
14:42My friend and I
14:42have traveled a long way
14:43to this country.
14:43Is that him?
14:44And I'm...
14:45Yeah.
14:45You can't dump
14:46your rubbish in the beer!
14:48That's not rubbish.
14:49It's shredded documents
14:50from a sex island.
14:52I'm not going to explain it to you
14:53because it sounds worse than it is.
14:55You need to leave.
14:56I'm going to leave.
14:57I want to leave.
14:58I'm going to go find
14:58real Irish people
14:59who have odors
15:00and don't make people smell them
15:02only to find out
15:03that they have no odor at all.
15:04That's crazy.
15:06Good day to you.
15:10Hey, Frank.
15:11We got to go, man.
15:12Come on.
15:12We're getting kicked out.
15:13Someone lied
15:13and I got angry.
15:14Oh.
15:16Wait a minute.
15:17Hold on a second.
15:20Hey, Charlie!
15:21Yo, Frank!
15:22Hey, man.
15:22Can you come pick us up?
15:23We got booted out of the library
15:25because Mac's freaking out.
15:26He just found out he's Dutch.
15:28Oh, that's going to be a whole thing.
15:30Oh, dude.
15:30It's a whole thing already.
15:31He's being super annoying about it.
15:32We just got tossed out at his pub
15:34because Dennis was smelling somebody's hair.
15:37Can't smell something
15:38and it's got no odor, Frank.
15:39Oh, really?
15:40Weird.
15:41Hey, look, dude.
15:42I found out I might have
15:43like a half-brother or something.
15:44So maybe we can, like,
15:45take this trip out to the countryside.
15:47I'd really love to meet up with this guy.
15:49A brother?
15:50That's weird.
15:51Well, the country sounds good.
15:52I can fold in my shred and spread.
15:54Oh, you're doing a shred and spread?
15:56We haven't done one of those in years, man.
15:58I'm going to kill myself, Frank.
16:00He's not really going to do it, dude.
16:01He's just being dramatic.
16:02Do it, bitch!
16:03Yeah, do it, bitch!
16:04I'm not really going to do it.
16:05It's just a cry for help.
16:06Yeah, no shit!
16:07Just come pick yourself, all right?
16:08All right, all right.
16:08Goodbye!
16:10Wait, let me go.
16:10Come on.
16:11Get this stuff out of here.
16:13This is ridiculous, man.
16:14What are you doing?
16:15Throwing in a keg?
16:16Seriously?
16:16All right, what are you going to do?
16:17I've got to get rid of him.
16:20He has arrived!
16:21The obnoxious American MILF is walking!
16:23The MILF is walking!
16:25You're two hours late.
16:26Am I now?
16:27Oh, gosh.
16:28Well, I did get caught up in a little bit of a shred and spread.
16:30Plus, it's hard to tell with the time difference.
16:31Um, you can show me to my trailer now, and I'd love a cup of coffee.
16:34Two creams, please.
16:36Holy shit.
16:37What?
16:38I am so confused.
16:39Is this more makeup?
16:41Uh, I, I, I...
16:43Oh, goddamn.
16:45I mean, yeah, yeah, it looks as though the makeup did redistribute down into my eye area.
16:53I think just a quick touch-up from a professional would do the trick.
16:56Okay, ma'am, I don't know what's going on with you, but please leave my cell.
17:00No, no, no, no, no, please, no, come on, give me a chance, please.
17:02I can still be an obnoxious American mom you'd like to F, please, just give me a chance.
17:06I'm sorry.
17:07We've already recast your part.
17:13You.
17:14Do you two know each other?
17:15What are you doing here?
17:17What are you doing here?
17:18I asked you first!
17:19Okay, I've just been backpacking across Europe.
17:22About an hour ago, some guy approached me, said I'd be perfect for an obnoxious American MILF.
17:26Here I am.
17:26You don't know what you're doing, you're not even an actor.
17:28Neither are you.
17:29Oh, you bitch, oh, you dumb bitch.
17:31Security, get this woman off my sand.
17:32Security, don't you start, don't you, now come on, man.
17:35Okay, okay, it's fine, okay, it's fine.
17:37Everyone, listen, please, please, please, I'm begging you.
17:39I'm begging you, I need this so bad.
17:42I need this worse than I've ever needed anything in my entire life.
17:44Please give me a role, any role, a speaking role.
17:47I'll say anything.
17:51I'll also do anything.
17:53That won't be necessary.
17:54Is it the black eyes?
17:56Because I don't trade roles for sex.
17:57Oh, goddamn feminists ruin everything, come on.
18:00Okay, okay, okay, look, we're casting for the role of abused wife for a scene that shoots tomorrow.
18:05Huh?
18:05It's only one line, but I suppose given your current face situation...
18:09Yes, I'll take it!
18:11I'll nail it, I'm gonna be fucking hilarious.
18:13Oh, my God, you'll see, you'll see how funny I am.
18:16The role is abused wife.
18:18Yeah.
18:19There's nothing funny about it.
18:20Oh, dramatic role, even better, that's where the awards are.
18:25Yeah, whatever, just be here tomorrow, 7 a.m.
18:27Okay, yep, yep.
18:28And don't be lazy.
18:28No, I won't.
18:29Abused wife!
18:29Is it abused wife number one?
18:31Or it doesn't matter.
18:32Oh, my God, I'm gonna nail it!
18:34Well, gentlemen, this driving experience has become much more charming now that I've switched
18:40to driving on the correct side of the road.
18:42Huh?
18:42See?
18:43The Irish are so accommodating.
18:45They don't want to drive headfirst into a maniac.
18:47They will simply move to avoid us.
18:49Oh, my God.
18:53Dude, are you sick?
18:56I'm not sick.
18:58I think I'm coughing because of all the European exhaust.
19:00The air is probably thick with petrol.
19:02You can't smell nothing.
19:04Plus, he's got a fever.
19:05What?
19:06Do you think you might have COVID, dude?
19:07I don't have COVID, okay?
19:09It's probably just, like, allergies or something, you know?
19:12Swerve, asshole!
19:13Do you want to collide with an oncoming car?
19:18Oh, my God!
19:19I'm on a call sheet!
19:21That's my name!
19:22I can't believe this!
19:24I'm gonna be an abused wife!
19:26Oh, this is the greatest day of my life!
19:29Oh, shit!
19:30Gotta look right when you're in Ireland.
19:32That would have been sick.
19:34Oh, shit!
19:37Oh, God!
19:39That's not good.
19:41Oh, man!
19:42God damn it, Dee, why weren't you looking?
19:45Well, she looked right.
19:46Well, you gotta look both ways.
19:47I mean, that's standard shit, man.
19:49Don't yell at her.
19:50She's unconscious.
19:51All right, you know what, Frank?
19:51Give her some stew.
19:52I finished the stew.
19:54All right, maybe breathe your stewy breath in her face.
19:57Stew and stew breath have never...
19:59You definitely have COVID, man.
20:03You're the only one that didn't get vaccinated.
20:05Don't, don't, don't...
20:05I'm fine.
20:06Now, we told Dee that we were gonna pick her up from her acting gig, and that's what we're
20:10gonna do.
20:10We're gonna...
20:10We're gonna pick her up.
20:12Pick her up?
20:12I mean, she's all gangly, and then I'm gonna be crammed in the backseat with an unconscious
20:17person.
20:18Like, is there anything else we can do?
20:26All right, this is just gonna be much better, I think.
20:29Yeah, we should have done this from the very beginning.
20:30Guys, I think we're finally on vacation.
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