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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 17 Episode 3

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00:00I don't think this guy's gonna make it.
00:15Can you hear me, sir?
00:16Did you have an OPA?
00:17I did.
00:18OPA's been accepted.
00:19His breathing's irregular and weak.
00:20Responsive to pain?
00:21No, not at all.
00:22Sir, can you hear me?
00:23His lips are super red.
00:24Triple cyanosis.
00:25Super diathletic.
00:26Sweating like a pig.
00:27What happened to this guy?
00:28We don't know this guy from Adam.
00:29He's a total outsider.
00:30I never saw him before in a bar at all.
00:33His goddamn heart just stopped for no reason.
00:36Not no reason.
00:37You gave him a hot pepper.
00:38They don't have to know that.
00:39Never mind that.
00:40It was a totally unrelated incident.
00:41Never mind that.
00:42Who was that guy anyway?
00:43Just like some random dude who walked in here off the streets.
00:46Well, we are an open bar.
00:48I thought he was like a jazz man.
00:50He had a ponytail.
00:51He had a piano key tie.
00:53So I pranked him with a ghost pepper.
00:55You'd think that a jazz man would be more accustomed to spices.
00:57Right?
00:58I think he'd be fine.
00:59Hello.
01:00There you go, Frank.
01:01One splash burger.
01:02It's about time.
01:03Okay.
01:04Ooh.
01:05Somebody dying or something?
01:06Random jazz man.
01:08Really?
01:09Just wandered right in off the streets?
01:11No reason?
01:12We are an open working bar.
01:14Sorry.
01:15What's with the food delivery here?
01:16Oh, I'm doing a Postmates thing as a side gig.
01:19On a bike?
01:20Yeah.
01:21No, sorry.
01:22I mean, why are you ordering food from D, Frank?
01:25You don't like the burgers that I've been making in the apartment?
01:27What?
01:28I wanted a smash burger.
01:29You don't think I can make a burger and smash it?
01:31I'll smash a burger for you.
01:33What the hell, Frank?
01:34A 5% tip?
01:35Pedal faster.
01:36He's cold as shit.
01:37God damn it.
01:39Looks like they're taking him to the hospital.
01:40Good job, guys.
01:41Good luck.
01:42Great work, fellas.
01:43Thank you for your service.
01:44That guy's gonna shoot the shit out of me.
01:46Yeah, that's not good, man.
01:47Hey, did anybody else get, like, a crazy rush from that experience?
01:50I did.
01:51It's nice to have a little action around here, right?
01:54Yeah.
01:55The way those EMTs, they fire in, and they fire out with all the lights and the sirens,
01:58like, saving lives.
01:59That's awesome.
02:00You know, it's as close to playing God as you can get, you know?
02:02And the lifestyle, there's an appeal to it, for sure.
02:04The lifestyle, yeah.
02:05The whole thing is a vibe, and I am here for it.
02:08Me too.
02:09It's sexy.
02:10You know that they bang the doctors and the nurses, right?
02:12Of course they do.
02:13Of course they do.
02:14Are you kidding me?
02:15The lifestyle's spicier than one of Frank's ghost peppers.
02:18Matt, come here for a second.
02:20Go with me here, but I'm sensing an opportunity, and I'm gonna float something by you that I
02:25think is a very reasonable proposition.
02:29Oh, shit, pal.
02:32Oh, shit.
02:45Oh.
02:47Oh, shit, pal.
02:58Man.
03:00You're not cake, are you?
03:02Nah, this is just a joke between me and the guys.
03:06Something.
03:07But anyway, I came over here to say I'm sorry.
03:10Because, well, you know, actually it's not my fault.
03:13Well, sure, I gave you a hot pepper and you had a heart attack.
03:16But, you know, I kind of attribute that to the, you know, the jazz man lifestyle.
03:22More than the pepper.
03:25Eh? Just checking about the cake thing.
03:28You never know with those guys.
03:31Well, well, well.
03:33The lawyer.
03:35What's with the get-up?
03:36It's not a get-up.
03:38It's an eye patch from when I was attacked by a bird.
03:43Gruesome.
03:43I wish I'd have seen that.
03:44You did see it.
03:47I don't remember.
03:48You don't remember being present in a court of law while a wild animal pecked out someone's eye?
03:56Can you be more specific?
03:58Oh.
03:59I'll be more specific, Frank.
04:01I'm here looking for clients.
04:03And I just found one.
04:06You just admitted to causing this man grievous harm.
04:08And I am going to take you down.
04:12I'm innocent.
04:12You literally just admitted it.
04:14I was lying.
04:15To a man in a coma?
04:17I thought he was cake.
04:18Okay.
04:19I'll see you in court, Frank.
04:23Shit.
04:25This is great, buddy.
04:26Frankly, I think we should have done it years ago.
04:28Agreed.
04:29This is the perfect compliment to our fast-paced lifestyle.
04:32I think so, too.
04:32Plus, I really feel like we should know how to do CPR.
04:35Yes.
04:35You know?
04:35Yes.
04:36Hey, um...
04:38Pepper.
04:39And what do we have here?
04:40Well, the incident with the jazz man got me thinking about peppers.
04:43Getting peppers back into my life.
04:45You know, peppers spice everything up.
04:47From tacos to talk shows.
04:49That's cute.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Okay.
04:50I like where your head's at.
04:51But I think, really, it's maybe a matter of dosage.
04:55Like, we shouldn't eat a whole pepper.
04:57I mean, we saw what happened to the jazz man.
04:58I'm thinking maybe micro-dosing is the way to go.
05:00Micro-dose?
05:01Explain.
05:02Well, instead of taking 100% of the dose 10% of the time,
05:06we take 10% of the dose 100% of the time.
05:10That is scientifically more better.
05:11Want to try it?
05:12Yeah.
05:12All right.
05:13Just take a little milk.
05:13Just a little, a little micro.
05:14Huh?
05:18All right.
05:19Now we just need to repeat that dosage all day and all night.
05:22That's good.
05:22I'm getting a little heat.
05:23Yeah.
05:24But it's not too much heat.
05:25No, no.
05:25I definitely don't need more than that, though.
05:27You know what I mean?
05:27No, but I'm going to need more in, like, 15 minutes.
05:29Well, sure.
05:30Okay.
05:31Speaking of spicy.
05:32How is everyone doing?
05:33Things just got a little gallant there.
05:35Hello, class, and welcome.
05:37I want to congratulate you all for making a decision
05:39to pursue a career in this field.
05:42Are you two guys all right?
05:48Yeah.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yeah, all good.
05:50All good.
05:50And may I compliment you on your uniform?
05:54The snugness really accentuates your physique,
05:58if that's okay to say.
05:59Uh, it's not, but let's continue, huh?
06:02If you don't mind, can we skip to the fun parts?
06:04You're not even letting me get started.
06:06Sorry.
06:07My partner here, he's just excited to save lives.
06:10Okay.
06:11Well, I applaud you for your enthusiasm,
06:13but let's stay on track here, huh?
06:14Now.
06:17Yes.
06:17Um, when I just referred to the gentleman to my right
06:20as my partner, I met in medicine, not in life.
06:24In life, I am very much single.
06:27That's great, but I want to start this class right now, okay?
06:29Oh, God, I tell you, man, I think I got the dosage off.
06:33I think I ate a little bit too much.
06:35Less is more.
06:36That's on me.
06:36The what?
06:37The hot peppers.
06:38Ah, why don't we cover the dosing, the pepper dosing in the class?
06:41I don't know what you're even talking about,
06:43but I tell you what, let's talk about CPR.
06:45Oh, I'd like to volunteer.
06:47No, I don't.
06:49You're already getting up.
06:50All right.
06:50I'm so sorry.
06:51It's so much spicier than I thought.
06:53Now, when we get to the chest compressions,
06:55should I take your shirt off, or should you take mine off?
06:57No shirts come off.
06:58Actually, I'd love to take my shirt off.
07:00I'm getting pretty sweaty.
07:01Can we start with the dummies, please?
07:02Right here, huh?
07:02Okay.
07:03And hands go like so,
07:05and we want to start with compressions to the song,
07:08ha, ha, ha, ha, stay alive.
07:10Let me give it a shot.
07:11Mac, do you mind if I step in?
07:12You want to step in, though?
07:12Actually, I'd love to step in here and see the sleep.
07:14Sure.
07:15Yeah.
07:17How's this?
07:19That's a little too fast.
07:21You see, class, I'm increasing the rate of compressions
07:24to ensure maximum blood flow.
07:25Class, don't listen to him.
07:27It's so hot!
07:28Now, class, you'll notice I am still finding a rhythm.
07:30That is way too fast.
07:31Well, if somebody doesn't understand double time,
07:33you see, I'm pushing to a much spicier song.
07:36Is everyone familiar with the Gypsy King's Bumble Leo?
07:40Ah, an excellent choice.
07:41Very spicy.
07:42Speaking of spice, I brought plenty of pepper strives.
07:52That.
07:53That damn lawyer is going to jam me the hell up.
07:56Yeah.
07:56All right, maybe I should slip him a ghost pepper.
07:59Yeah, well, that's a good idea.
08:01All right, uh, chili flakes, please.
08:03Wait, what?
08:03I need the chili flakes, please.
08:05See them?
08:05Yeah, I see them.
08:06Yes, chef?
08:07What?
08:07Say yes, chef!
08:09Why?
08:09Because the steaks are, uh, very high.
08:12You know, this is high-stake stuff.
08:13Steaks are what?
08:14They're cooking!
08:15It's life and death stuff, man.
08:16I need you to say yes, chef.
08:17You know what you should do?
08:18You should cook up an extra spicy meal.
08:21Really, really spicy.
08:22And I'll give it to the lawyer.
08:24I'll trick him into eating it.
08:25And then if he's not admitted to the hospital, it would prove that I'm innocent.
08:29Okay, what if he dies?
08:30Win-win either way, right?
08:31All right.
08:33Oh!
08:34Try that, baby!
08:35Good smash!
08:36Smash the guy!
08:37You know how to do it?
08:38Yeah, it's a brick-based medium.
08:39Yeah, that's my favorite part.
08:41What do you think?
08:41Same as the smash burger, right?
08:44It's great!
08:45Well, I added a little extra spice here.
08:46Oh, yeah, I can feel it.
08:47I've been micro-dosing them myself.
08:49Hey, here we go, Fred.
08:51Your smash burger.
08:52No, you're too late.
08:53Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
08:54That's because I got smashed by a Prius.
08:56Ooh, yeah.
08:56Whoops.
08:57Yeah, I need some shin guards, I think.
08:58Yeah, that's bad.
08:59Yeah, it doesn't feel like it's bad.
09:00Well, Charlie already made me one, so you get no tip.
09:02Charlie made you that?
09:03Oh, yeah, yeah, it's basically the same exact thing as that smash burger.
09:06No, you're good.
09:07Big deal.
09:07Hold on a second.
09:08What else can you make, Charlie?
09:09I can make anything.
09:10Are you kidding me?
09:10Okay, well, hold on.
09:11I'm getting an idea here.
09:13Yeah?
09:14Yeah, what if you help me spice up my job a little bit, right?
09:17And we make this sort of a ghost kitchen situation.
09:19We do it right here.
09:21I keep my work central, but I really get to crank out the orders a lot faster.
09:24Okay, I like it.
09:25I'll do this for you, Dee.
09:26I will, but you've got to promise me something.
09:28You've got to say, yes, chef.
09:29No, chef.
09:29On your left, chef.
09:31Corner, chef.
09:31These kind of things.
09:32It's got to work that way, Dee.
09:33It's got to work that way.
09:34How would I say any of those things?
09:36Because we're cooking food.
09:37Yep, just food.
09:39Good.
09:39Doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
09:42It's the most serious thing.
09:45Yes, chef.
09:47Yes, chef.
09:48Yeah?
09:48Don't care.
09:48Isn't that great?
09:49Yep, great.
09:49Wait, wait, wait, Dee, before you go.
09:51Want to spice up your bike ride with a habanero?
09:56Coming through!
09:57Coming through!
09:59On your left, bitch!
10:00Ha!
10:01Ha!
10:03No!
10:03Go, go, go, go, go!
10:05Dick!
10:05Luna butter!
10:06God damn!
10:08Woo!
10:13Buddy, getting a refund on those glasses and spending it on a decommissioned ambulance was
10:17the way to go.
10:18The illegality of what we're doing is spicy enough to get me off.
10:21Yeah.
10:21And speaking of spice, I think we should up the dose.
10:24I think we should cool it on the peppers for a little bit.
10:26I mean, you know, you take too much of those things and you can go temporarily blind.
10:29Blind?
10:30That's crazy.
10:30No, you can't.
10:31Yes, you can.
10:32Zebra 3, Zebra 3.
10:33You anywhere near second in race.
10:35Got a woman with an injury on the sidewalk.
10:37Second in race?
10:38That's like a block away.
10:39Maybe we should answer it.
10:41Well, here is one issue.
10:43What?
10:43We are not EMTs.
10:44This is Zebra 3.
10:46We are 20 out.
10:47Go to closer unit.
10:49It's only a turn knee and a run to St. Mercy's.
10:51I'm sure she could wait.
10:53This is Flaming Pepper.
10:54New truck on the rotation.
10:55We're only about a block away.
10:55We're going to stop by.
10:57Roger that, Flaming Pepper.
10:59I'll let her know you're on the way.
11:00What are you doing?
11:01I don't know.
11:02I mean, look, dude.
11:03What could be spicier than answering a call?
11:05Plus, it's only a hospital run.
11:06No big deal.
11:06I am intrigued that it's a woman.
11:08Pop a pepper and let's go?
11:09You know what?
11:10Let's do it.
11:10But let's cool it on the peppers, all right?
11:12Let's be professional.
11:13We'll take some peppers afterwards.
11:15Professional.
11:16You got it.
11:25It's high enough that the bib's doing it on.
11:27Yeah, yeah.
11:27Ma'am, how are we doing over here, ma'am?
11:39What seems to be the problem?
11:40This crazy woman jumped the curb on her bicycle yelling nonsense about hot peppers.
11:46I think I twisted my knee.
11:47It might be sprained.
11:48Ugh, it's terrible.
11:50Yeah.
11:52Uh, ma'am, would you excuse us for one quick second?
11:54Come talk to me over here.
11:55Did you pepper up?
11:57No.
11:59Yes, you did.
11:59Nope.
12:01Okay, I just had a little taste on it.
12:02Now you're not microdosing anymore.
12:04You've slipped into macrodosing.
12:06Macrodosing?
12:06Yeah.
12:07That's cool, because it's my name.
12:09All right, damn it.
12:09You know what?
12:11Give me a little bit, because I feel like I'm dipping.
12:13Just a little too.
12:14Just a little too.
12:15I don't got macrodosing, but I don't want something up.
12:18Oh, God, man, that is the stuff.
12:20But it's a mild heat, right?
12:22Holy shit.
12:22Yeah, it's good.
12:23All right.
12:24Okay.
12:24All right, let's save this bitch.
12:25Uh, ma'am, I think what you got there is a sprain.
12:28Uh, you're going to not want to put anything hot on it.
12:31Or cold.
12:32Nothing hot, nothing cold.
12:33Yeah, lukewarm, really.
12:34Ma'am, you're going to want to keep that knee lukewarm.
12:37You're going to want to take short, shallow breaths.
12:40Oh, you know what?
12:41I got to check her for a concussion, because I feel like she's acting crazy.
12:44I didn't hit my head.
12:44Just lay back and...
12:46Oh, God!
12:47Ah!
12:48Oh, my eye is burning!
12:50Was there something on your thumb?
12:51That's probably unrelated.
12:52Uh, ma'am, you're becoming a bit hysterical.
12:54Uh, why don't I do some chest compressions on you?
12:56You want to pop that sweater off?
12:56No, I need to rinse my eye.
12:58Well, the sweater needs to come off.
12:59Yeah, let's make her unconscious, because I feel like this is becoming a whole thing.
13:03What?
13:03Um, okay, ma'am, we're going to get you to the hospital right now.
13:06Ah!
13:09Dude, this is incredible.
13:10I feel so alive.
13:13She definitely wants to bang me.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Don't you think?
13:15Yeah, I think so.
13:16Yeah.
13:16I feel so alive.
13:46You dumb bitch.
13:51Yeah.
13:52All right.
13:54These are the chocolate burritos.
13:55Chocolate burritos, yes, chef.
13:57How's the spice pot?
13:58Spice pot is...
14:00Spicy, but needs more pepper.
14:02Peppers coming up.
14:03More peppers.
14:04Here we go.
14:04I need a yes, chef there.
14:06Yes, chef.
14:06Yes, chef.
14:07Yes, chef.
14:08Yes, chef.
14:11Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:13Let's go.
14:14Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:16I don't know.
14:23I don't know if he's going to make it.
14:24Looks like he's going to die.
14:25He's going in now, isn't he?
14:26Should we pepper?
14:26You want some pepper, sir?
14:28God damn it, hands!
14:29I need hands!
14:30Let's go.
14:31Go, go, go, go, go.
14:32Put the pepper down, go!
14:36Last friend, last friend, last friend.
14:43Sir, are you okay?
14:44I think we've got to do compression.
14:45Compression, go.
14:46Come on.
14:55Come on, take it out for you, Mom.
14:56Come on.
14:59What?
14:59Hold on.
15:01There's a one.
15:02There's a one.
15:03There's a one.
15:03There's a one.
15:04There's a one.
15:04There's a one.
15:05There's a one.
15:06There's a one.
15:11Put her up.
15:12Tom, we hit it, Charlie.
15:14This chili is maxed out.
15:16I mean, I gotta go.
15:18What? No, you can't go.
15:20Come on, I got orders, buddy.
15:21No, man, I gotta go trick the lawyer.
15:23Come on, I need my expediter.
15:24What, am I gonna be an arrow by myself?
15:26Come on, Frank, I need you, buddy.
15:28Oh, there he is.
15:29Oh!
15:30What do you got for us, buddy?
15:31Oh, anything for my first responders.
15:33Oh, my guy, my guy, my guy.
15:35Hey!
15:36All right.
15:37Whoo!
15:38Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:41Oh!
15:42Getting high on your own supply over there?
15:44You mind?
15:45Yeah, well, I'm in the weeds, boys.
15:47You know, I need it just to get by.
15:48Okay.
15:49You said so?
15:50How's it going for you, fellas?
15:51How's it going?
15:52I don't love the blood.
15:53A lot of blood in my line of work, too.
15:55Well, there shouldn't be.
15:56Yeah, but you get your banger, I got Frank once or twice.
15:58There really shouldn't be.
15:59It's life and death stuff.
16:00Not really, though.
16:01You know, it's for the animals, I guess.
16:04I just feel like I could use a little more action.
16:06You know what I mean?
16:07You want more spice?
16:08I want more spice.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Okay, I'm done.
16:11Pepper me.
16:12Oh!
16:13Bingo!
16:14Dang, what happened to you?
16:15Oh, a bite got smashed by a cross town bus.
16:17Did it?
16:18Smashing ups everywhere.
16:19Interesting.
16:20Hey, this might be the peppers talk in here, but go with me.
16:24I'm sensing an opportunity to smash all of these ideas together
16:28and really spice up our lives.
16:30Huh?
16:31Now, I'm going to float out something that I believe to be
16:34a very reasonable proposition.
16:39What is it?
16:42Okay, I got two smash burgers and a side of curly fries.
16:44Are you left?
16:45Uh, yeah, thank you.
16:46Thank you what?
16:47Thank you, Chef!
16:48Thank you what?
16:49Thank you, Chef!
16:50Warner!
16:51This is the spice I was looking for for me!
17:01Oh!
17:02Well, well, well.
17:04Hmm.
17:05New office, huh?
17:06Popcorn ceiling right next to the highway.
17:08This place is trash.
17:10Mr. Reynolds.
17:11Always a pleasure.
17:13I want to talk about a settlement.
17:15I bet you do.
17:17Because if I were your attorney,
17:19I would be begging for the same thing.
17:21But unfortunately for you...
17:24Whew!
17:25I am not...
17:26My depth perception is terrible.
17:28Why?
17:30Because of the goddamn eye!
17:32What happened to your eye?
17:33Are you serious?
17:35Let's talk about this lake, gentlemen.
17:37I brought you some chili.
17:38Okay.
17:39I'm not eating that.
17:40I'm sure it's poison.
17:41Besides, I ordered for myself.
17:43Mmm.
17:44My food's better.
17:45And there's nothing matter with that chili.
17:46That is tasty chili.
17:47I promise.
17:48Hey!
17:49Lawyer!
17:50Not now, Dee.
17:51He post-made it.
17:52I'm delivering.
17:53Okay.
17:54I don't want any food delivered by any of you.
17:56Oh, guess what, Bozo?
17:57I don't care whether you eat it or not,
17:59but if you don't tip me,
18:00I'm taking out the other eye.
18:02Eat mine.
18:03No!
18:04I'll eat some first.
18:05Here.
18:06I-I-I got my own spoon.
18:08All right.
18:09This is bullshit.
18:10If you're not going to tip me,
18:11then I'm eating your lunch.
18:12Be my guest.
18:13I don't care.
18:14What do you think about this?
18:15Mmm.
18:16What?
18:17Mmm.
18:18This is delicious.
18:19A little hot.
18:20Hot, hot, hot, hot.
18:21A little hot.
18:22Mind you, not-not exactly so much
18:23as it's the tiniest bit spicy.
18:24This is delicious.
18:25Really enjoying this a lot.
18:27Mmm.
18:28Mmm.
18:29Mmm.
18:30I gotta take a knee.
18:31Oh!
18:32Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
18:33Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
18:34Baby, baby, you make a burger so spicy!
18:36Ow!
18:37I love you, fuck!
18:38You motherfucker hot!
18:39You got a brother!
18:40Oh!
18:41I'll share that with you!
18:43Call 911!
18:45Ah!
18:46Ah!
18:47You got a possible code W59 in progress
18:49at Snyder and Pattinson.
18:50Pepper, Pepper!
18:51That's, like, right here.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Pepper, you want Pepper?
18:54Absolutely.
18:55Yeah.
18:56W59, what is that?
18:57Oh!
18:58Snakebite!
18:59That's kind of exciting!
19:00Whoa, that's very interesting to me.
19:01I've always wanted to suck out snake venom.
19:02You know this.
19:05Blame Pepper taking a call.
19:06Yeah, let's take a-
19:07Come on, baby!
19:08Here, we're taking a call!
19:09Oh!
19:10God damn it!
19:11Come on!
19:12What is it?
19:13What's going on here?
19:14You guys aren't snake bit, are you?
19:15I thought that was the only way
19:16we could get you guys to come up here.
19:18We said it was a snake bite.
19:19I was right!
19:20Guys, this is wonderful.
19:21I have absolutely no idea
19:23what the hell is going on here,
19:24but I guarantee you
19:25it's going to help me in my suit.
19:27I love watching all of you fail.
19:30Cheers!
19:33Ha!
19:34I gotcha!
19:35Ha-ha!
19:36Ho-ho!
19:37What's in that?
19:38That is 100% juiced
19:41Carolina Reaper tea.
19:44I got him!
19:45Ha-ha!
19:46You got him here, Reaper tea!
19:47Ha-ha!
19:48Ha-ha!
19:49Ha-ha!
19:50What's happening to me?
19:52Ha-ha!
19:53Are you alright?
19:54Ha-ha!
19:55We're getting close guys!
19:56Almost there, just hang on!
19:57Ha-ha!
19:58Are we looking back there?
19:59He's gonna die!
20:00Ha-ha!
20:01Ha-ha-ha!
20:02Ha-ha-ha!
20:03Ha-ha-ha!
20:04It hurts so bad!
20:05You're over-spicing the food, Chuck!
20:06What are they doing?
20:07Enough with the order!
20:09No, no!
20:10Just one more drop, Frank!
20:11He's gonna die!
20:12Get harder! Get harder!
20:18I got it, birds!
20:20I got it, birds!
20:22Goddammit, Dennis, you have the old corner!
20:26I can't see!
20:27What?
20:28Goddammit, I think I overdosed on the purpose! I told you this! What happened now?
20:35I can't see! Goddammit! Goddammit!
20:42Goddammit!
21:00Alright, alright, alright. I've heard enough.
21:02Joy riding through the city, serving food without a permit in an unlicensed ambulance,
21:07all while impersonating medical professionals. For what?
21:11Your own twisted amusement? What have you got to say for yourself?
21:17I swear, there were other people there.
21:21I was strapped into a gurney, I passed out,
21:25they must have put me in EMT uniforms and fled the scene.
21:3130 days, Philly Correctional.
21:35Next case.
21:37I've been drinking beer.
21:39I'm The
21:44GermanbeLAB.
21:47It's a
21:53Let's Jessie from the
21:59Singularie Awards.
22:00I was just, I was somewhere home with me, this is, you know what I-

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