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00:00:00Hey, yo, Red J, me up.
00:00:30I thought you were too sick to practice.
00:00:59Done with all that, Coach?
00:01:03When's the last time you had a decent meal?
00:01:06Come on.
00:01:07Mary's always happy to have you at the table?
00:01:10Nothing you say is going to change my mind.
00:01:11Damn it, Reggie.
00:01:13You're the most talented superhero I've ever seen.
00:01:17Yet you're throwing it all away, slinging yayo for gangbangers?
00:01:21You don't know me, Coach.
00:01:23You don't know nothing.
00:01:24I know you got heart.
00:01:26I know you want more than this.
00:01:28You got a choice, son.
00:01:30Either outrun this life, or you can run yourself into an early grave.
00:01:35Now please, it's me, Coach Brink.
00:01:38Come back with me.
00:01:42To the suburbs.
00:01:45Yeah, what I want doesn't matter.
00:01:48I'll never be free of these streets.
00:01:50Cut!
00:01:51Holy fuck.
00:01:53Holy fuck.
00:01:54We're not going to beat that.
00:01:55That was fucking perfect.
00:01:57We're going again.
00:01:58I don't know.
00:01:59Feral fucking street.
00:02:00Your tears.
00:02:02Literally tears.
00:02:04Who's happy they spent two weekends at the Compton News Center now?
00:02:07Huh?
00:02:08I'm not giving off too much of a blindside vibe, am I?
00:02:10As if that's a bad thing?
00:02:12Are you...
00:02:12Wait, what is that smell?
00:02:14Will everyone stop?
00:02:15What is that smell?
00:02:17Is it...
00:02:18Is that you?
00:02:19I had falafel for lunch.
00:02:21What?
00:02:23I smell an Oscar nomination.
00:02:26Shut up, man.
00:02:27No, I won't.
00:02:28Don't jinx it.
00:02:29You can't jinx gold.
00:02:30Look at me.
00:02:31You better make some shelf space, De Niro.
00:02:33Do you hear me?
00:02:34All right, let's get you back to one, huh?
00:02:36I'm going to watch the playback.
00:02:36Is that right?
00:02:37Absolutely.
00:02:37Yeah, let's get in some cans, please.
00:02:40One more quick thing.
00:02:41Let's sidebar here a little bit.
00:02:43Feels like you're having a little bit of trouble getting out of the starter's block.
00:02:47Maybe it's the scene.
00:02:48Baby, this scene sinks.
00:02:50All right, look at me.
00:02:50In the arc of your character, this is your low point, right?
00:02:54Everybody's giving up on you.
00:02:56You're all alone until the coach swoops in and saves me from the ghetto.
00:02:59No, no, no.
00:03:00You actually save each other.
00:03:01It's a very balanced narrative.
00:03:03All the sensitivity readers that we hired, they all agree.
00:03:06My brother was the only coach that I ever had.
00:03:08Right.
00:03:09He was a waiter.
00:03:10Buster Beaver, not a fucking crack dealer.
00:03:13And he must be so proud of you right now.
00:03:15Let's get this train back on the tracks.
00:03:21Stimming, man.
00:03:21Yeah, sure.
00:03:23Wait, wait, you know what?
00:03:24One more tiny little thing.
00:03:26You said what I want doesn't matter.
00:03:29But as scripted, it's actually what I want don't matter.
00:03:33Okay?
00:03:34All right, good stuff.
00:03:35All right, everybody, let's get back to what I want to make this fucking day.
00:03:39Hey, can we talk?
00:03:43You don't talk.
00:03:45It's like you're one thing.
00:03:46Look, playing noir has been a meaningful challenge.
00:03:48But yesterday was whack as fuck.
00:03:50I've never actually murdered anyone before.
00:03:52Does Homelander make us kill people like a lot?
00:03:54And when he does, do we just do it?
00:03:58Look, don't get me wrong.
00:03:59I am stoked to be here.
00:04:01And I am down to ride the wave.
00:04:03I'm just having trouble with noir's motivation.
00:04:05You feel me?
00:04:05His motivation is being a brain-dead maniac.
00:04:09Just keep your mouth shut.
00:04:10Do as you're fucking told.
00:04:11Violence in our blood-splattered streets against decent, hard-working Americans.
00:04:19Folks, if you're thinking of letting your children play carefree outside and without supervision, think again.
00:04:25I mean, these two animals, Benny Long and Ian Rashford, savagely beat three good men to death outside the courthouse yesterday.
00:04:32The Starlighters have shown their true colors, folks.
00:04:34Riding at multiple...
00:04:36Whoa, whoa.
00:04:37Peace.
00:04:38I, for one, do not take our liberties in this great country for granted.
00:04:43But apparently, the Starlighters feel different.
00:04:46Let's see.
00:04:47Soy for pH, hydrologic acid for deep moisturizing, and arginine for...
00:04:53What is all that?
00:04:54I'm a vitality consultant.
00:04:565K away from the red, white, and blue caddy.
00:04:58I thought it might be helpful.
00:04:59You... you work for Vought?
00:05:03Voughtality.
00:05:04They're super you.
00:05:05You know Vought killed my girlfriend, right?
00:05:08I'm literally fighting them right now.
00:05:12I think I have rosemary oil.
00:05:15It's really good for the joints.
00:05:17Can you just... can you stop, please?
00:05:18Just for...
00:05:19Please stop.
00:05:20Mom, stop.
00:05:21Just stop.
00:05:22Okay, I'm...
00:05:23Okay, sorry.
00:05:24Sorry.
00:05:24Just...
00:05:25I'm sorry.
00:05:27You look good.
00:05:31Got tall.
00:05:32Yeah, that adds up.
00:05:33Since the last time you saw me, I was six fucking years old!
00:05:36Please don't yell at me.
00:05:38What are you doing here?
00:05:39The hospital called.
00:05:40Yeah, when they couldn't reach me.
00:05:41And I'm here now, so...
00:05:44He doesn't need you.
00:05:45Neither of us do.
00:05:46Your dad didn't tell you.
00:05:48Oh, shit.
00:05:51But what?
00:05:52He gave me power of attorney, including medical decisions, and he signed a DNR.
00:06:00He didn't update his will?
00:06:02He did.
00:06:05Why the fuck would he give you power of attorney over me?
00:06:08Well, I mean, we've been talking the last year or two.
00:06:13Now and then.
00:06:14Besides that, you'd have to ask him.
00:06:16But, Huey, don't worry.
00:06:18I am really good in a crisis.
00:06:20And I can handle this.
00:06:23I promise.
00:06:27You promise?
00:06:30Huey.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Wait.
00:06:32Wait.
00:06:32Wait.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Wait.
00:06:34Wait.
00:06:35Wait.
00:06:35Wait.
00:06:35Wait.
00:06:36Wait.
00:06:37Wait.
00:06:38Wait.
00:06:39Wait.
00:06:40Wait.
00:06:41Wait.
00:06:42Wait.
00:06:43Wait.
00:06:44Wait.
00:06:45Wait.
00:06:46Wait.
00:06:46Wait.
00:06:48You leave the money on the dresser?
00:06:52Hmm.
00:06:55I didn't want to wake you up.
00:06:58Here.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Maybe you should stay in bed today, no?
00:07:04Nah.
00:07:08Could have been a lot worse.
00:07:11Would have been a lot worse if you weren't there.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:29Work.
00:07:30Your speech therapist, Gloria, has filled me in on the work you've been doing.
00:07:46How's that been going?
00:07:47You know, psychological mutism is often a symptom of trauma in one's past.
00:08:04What do you think about that?
00:08:11I couldn't agree more.
00:08:13But sometimes you have to confront your past in order to be free of it.
00:08:19Okay.
00:08:20Why don't we start with something simple?
00:08:22Tell me about your parents.
00:08:32Jesus.
00:08:33You're just telling us now.
00:08:34Have you seen any specialists?
00:08:36How long you got?
00:08:38It's none your fucking business.
00:08:40I'm not sure why I'm telling you at all.
00:08:42Let's just say, I've got an angel on my shoulder and she's the right bloody neck.
00:08:46Richard, I tried to warn you that that shit was poison.
00:08:49You ain't one of us.
00:08:50Hey!
00:08:51Alright.
00:08:54Word.
00:08:55You're done.
00:09:08You what?
00:09:09Buy it.
00:09:10Grab your shit and get the fuck out.
00:09:11I'll level with you lot and this is the thanks I get.
00:09:14Fuck me.
00:09:15See what being honest gets you?
00:09:16Honest.
00:09:17Motherfucker, you've been lying to us for the last six months.
00:09:19Not telling ain't lying.
00:09:21Look, you need all the help you can get, mate.
00:09:24Not from you.
00:09:25You're a liability butcher.
00:09:26I ain't gonna let this stand then.
00:09:27The boys is mine.
00:09:28Says a dying man with one last bluff.
00:09:29Now grab your shit and get the fuck out.
00:09:30Or I'll throw you out.
00:09:31Just...
00:09:32I don't wanna hear it.
00:09:33He's out.
00:09:34You can join him if you don't like it.
00:09:35Small town kid grows up on a Montana ranch with his mom.
00:10:01On the surface, he's an everyday all-American boy.
00:10:04But deep in his heart, he knows he's different, special.
00:10:07He's always asking himself, who am I?
00:10:09Then one day, that question is answered.
00:10:11When Homelander flies down from the sky and says, with tears in his eyes.
00:10:16No tears.
00:10:17And says proudly, son, it's time for you to take your place by my side.
00:10:22And for Ryan, it feels surprising yet inevitable.
00:10:25He always knew he was destined for greatness.
00:10:27Because he came from greatness.
00:10:30Oh, wow.
00:10:33Oh, buddy.
00:10:34Can you believe that?
00:10:36What do you think?
00:10:38It's cool.
00:10:40Yes?
00:10:42You guess.
00:10:45I think it looks amazing.
00:10:47Oh, so amazing.
00:10:48Really marketable.
00:10:49So marketable.
00:10:50The whole pitch blows.
00:10:52It does not blow.
00:10:55It blows harder than Nancy Reagan on the MGM backlog.
00:10:58I'm sorry.
00:10:59Why are you here?
00:11:00Vought got rid of most of the sidekicks after gunpowder.
00:11:03The settlements exceeded profitability.
00:11:04Yeah, but I don't think Ryan is going to file an HR complaint against me.
00:11:10What?
00:11:11Ryan is the first natural born superhero and his brain needs to reflect that.
00:11:15He's not one of Vought's lab rat freaks.
00:11:17He was chosen by fate, God, whatever, to be the one who saves the world.
00:11:23Yes.
00:11:24But let's not forget why he is special, shall we?
00:11:29He's my son.
00:11:30Chosen by God, sure.
00:11:32But, uh, made by me.
00:11:35The chosen one narrative only works if he stands alone.
00:11:39Harry Potter, Neo, Luke Skywalker.
00:11:42Hollywood's trained people to fall in love with white boy lone saviors.
00:11:46So America will want to fall in love with Ryan.
00:11:52What is this?
00:11:53It's a crime itinerary.
00:11:55Your first save.
00:11:56Congratulations, son.
00:11:58I'm not on the call sheet.
00:12:00You wanted a kingdom for your son.
00:12:02I'm helping you get it.
00:12:11Excellent.
00:12:12Just as we discussed, feel free to move forward.
00:12:16Thanks.
00:12:19Ah, if you don't mind.
00:12:23I'm here because Homelander wants me here.
00:12:26Because he trusts me.
00:12:32Listen.
00:12:33I know you're the smartest woman on earth.
00:12:37Smartest woman?
00:12:38Listen, I know you're the smartest woman on earth.
00:13:02Smartest person.
00:13:04Let me give you some advice.
00:13:07You know, girls supporting girls.
00:13:08You cannot talk to Homelander like that.
00:13:12I'm telling you the truth.
00:13:14You're so afraid of him, you plucked yourself bald.
00:13:16If I were you, I'd make myself useful.
00:13:18I'm gonna get some lactation going and let him suck on those titties
00:13:21before you end up like Madeline Stillwell.
00:13:27Oh, Ashley, hey, what's up?
00:13:30Just the girl boss I wanted to see.
00:13:32I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:13:34Hey, so I heard that Ryan's doing his first solo save.
00:13:37I want to talk to you about something.
00:13:38I have this idea.
00:13:40Okay?
00:13:41So, what if?
00:13:43You just hear me out on this.
00:13:45What if I was there?
00:13:50That's it.
00:13:51That's the pitch.
00:13:52You want to join a family-friendly PG save?
00:13:58While PETA still has you on their bestiality watch list?
00:14:01I swear to God.
00:14:05Stupid people will think they're smart,
00:14:08make me want to eat my own shit.
00:14:12Why do you let her talk to you like that?
00:14:15She's just a bitch.
00:14:17It's probably that time of the month.
00:14:18It's like a full moon thing, isn't it?
00:14:20You are a genetically superior being,
00:14:22and she's the evolutionary equivalent of a capybara.
00:14:25Cappuccino?
00:14:26It's a giant rodent from South America.
00:14:29You're better than her.
00:14:31I've liked it.
00:14:33And you should be at the safe.
00:14:35It's a good idea.
00:14:42116.
00:14:43Todd and the other home teamers
00:14:44are seen going into Planet Vaught
00:14:45and not seen again until...
00:14:47209,
00:14:48when their dead bodies magically appear at the rally.
00:14:51Now, how do you think they got there
00:14:52without anybody seeing?
00:14:54A-Train.
00:14:54It had to be A-Train.
00:14:55You promise?
00:14:56Like you promised Dad for better or worse?
00:14:58Are we boring you, Huey?
00:14:59Sorry.
00:15:00Sorry.
00:15:01I'm, uh...
00:15:01I'm here.
00:15:02But the home teamers died of blunt force trauma.
00:15:05Nothing said anything about super strength.
00:15:07Because they're getting a lot better at covering their ass.
00:15:09Probably because of her.
00:15:11Sister Sage, 32 years old, from Detroit, Michigan.
00:15:15She cut ties with Vaught a while back
00:15:17when they kicked her off of teenage kicks.
00:15:19What are her powers?
00:15:19Smartest person on the planet.
00:15:21I've already tapped Sage's cell phones.
00:15:22She made a reservation
00:15:24at the Vaught Garden Suites
00:15:26and Courtyard Express in Harrisburg tonight.
00:15:28Who's down for a little road trip.
00:15:29You know what?
00:15:30I'm gonna stay here.
00:15:32If A-Train framed those two star lighters,
00:15:34I'm gonna take a run at him.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:35I'm gonna go with you.
00:15:38I gotta stay close to my dad.
00:15:39Understood.
00:15:41All right.
00:15:42You two are with me.
00:15:44Oh, look.
00:15:45She made a cute little penis and bulls.
00:15:53Hurry up.
00:15:54Get the money.
00:16:01Lights out, you fucking muff taco.
00:16:03Get back.
00:16:05Noir.
00:16:07Back off.
00:16:08Hey, whoa.
00:16:08Be cool, man.
00:16:09Noir.
00:16:09What are we supposed to do?
00:16:18Let her go.
00:16:19Out of my way, kid.
00:16:21It's gonna be okay.
00:16:22Do you promise?
00:16:23I promise.
00:16:27Who are you?
00:16:28My name is Ryan.
00:16:28And I don't like bullies.
00:16:33It's good.
00:16:34Pretty good.
00:16:36It's getting better.
00:16:37Solid work, guys.
00:16:38Noir, your entrance, you're doing too much.
00:16:40Just walk in.
00:16:41Okay, but when Noir just enter stage right like that,
00:16:43I feel like it's more in character if I come into the skyline.
00:16:45You don't fucking talk.
00:16:46Sorry.
00:16:47Still talking.
00:16:48Let's just stick to the blocking for now, okay?
00:16:50Deep, drop the fucking muff taco.
00:16:52It's for families.
00:16:53Okay.
00:16:54Ryan, on the day, you're gonna throw me for real.
00:16:56I can take it.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Let's take five, and we'll run it back.
00:16:59Great, okay?
00:17:02Thank you, Koi.
00:17:03Dad?
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:06Did I look dumb?
00:17:07You really gotta put you back into it, you know?
00:17:12Like, you really gotta sell it.
00:17:15You understand?
00:17:16Are all safes like this?
00:17:18Like, with some people in rehearsals and stuff?
00:17:20No.
00:17:21Of course some of them are real.
00:17:22I've saved a lot of people.
00:17:25Well, this is just to help you get your sea legs, right?
00:17:27Okay.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:28Hey, Ryan, you wanna rehearse a throw a few times?
00:17:30Great idea.
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33Yes, excellent.
00:17:36Hey, so, uh, just to be clear, we're not actually killing people in the day, am I right?
00:17:40Just shut the fuck up.
00:17:41You can't talk to me that way.
00:17:57I didn't say anything.
00:17:58I mean, from before.
00:18:03I'm the peak of human evolution, and you're just a Capabarnia.
00:18:08It's a rodent from South America.
00:18:10Oh, so you're fucking land mammals now.
00:18:12I am the Lord of the Seven Seas.
00:18:17You talk to me like that again, and I will drown you in your fucking toilet, you stupid bitch, after I've used it.
00:18:25Is that what you want?
00:18:27No.
00:18:28Sir!
00:18:29No, sir.
00:18:30That's right.
00:18:31That's right.
00:18:31That kid's face is made for the big screen.
00:18:47Complexion, like butter.
00:18:48He's practically glowing.
00:18:49Well, thank God.
00:18:50You're brushing the wrinkles out of the Dawn of the Seven?
00:18:52Put VFX 9 mil over the budget.
00:18:55You're neck fold to neck fold with Sex and the City 2.
00:18:57Hmm.
00:19:01I don't know.
00:19:31Motherfucker.
00:19:40Oi, oi.
00:19:41Fancy some steamed tray eggs?
00:19:44How the fuck did you find us?
00:19:45Come on, fit, mate.
00:19:46Your password's Janine2012.
00:19:49Would you put that shit down and get the fuck out of my operation?
00:19:52Well, it's lucky for me that you ain't my boss no more.
00:19:56And as a private and concerned citizen,
00:19:59I'm allowed to say fuck you
00:20:01so any deep-state cunts try and keep me from the truth.
00:20:13Welcome to the monkey house.
00:20:14Watch out.
00:20:18You might get what you're after.
00:20:21Cool, baby.
00:20:24Strange for dineous strangers.
00:20:27I'm an organic guy.
00:20:31Burning down the house.
00:20:35Hold tight.
00:20:37Wait till the party's over.
00:20:39Hold tight.
00:20:42With it for nasty weather.
00:20:45There has got to be a way.
00:20:50Burning down the house.
00:20:52It's like 10-4 hat wearing Maxi, motherfuckers.
00:20:55Why is the world's smartest person in a place such as this?
00:20:59Why is the world's smartest person in a place such as this?
00:20:59Well, let's do it for evil.
00:21:16Why is it gonna be nothing I mean?
00:21:21Boys, there's a girl.
00:21:22The risk is equal.
00:21:52You can be what you want to be, in the land of the free, love America, love America, love America, love America, love America, if you want it to get better, open up your loving arms,
00:22:18herких love America, love America, love America, love America, love America, love America, love America, love America, love America.
00:22:30Am I too shiny? You're good. You're perfect.
00:22:36Best gonna move along the flat earthers get the space at 4 30.
00:22:42Yes. Okay.
00:22:44Hey everybody, so our next speaker is not only a true visionary, she's also my close
00:22:57friend. So please join me in welcoming author, filmmaker, political activist, commentator,
00:23:09and a leading voice of the alt-soup movement on YouTube, Firecracker.
00:23:18Howdy there, true seekers. Hey. Hey there. Oh, well, thank you. Thank you for you.
00:23:28Okay. I ain't gonna sugarcoat this. We got ourselves a national crisis. Homelander himself
00:23:38said, Starlight traffics kids. And her Starlighters just murdered three of our brothers yesterday
00:23:44to cover it up. They're killing us. Wake up. Over the next two hours, I will prove that
00:23:50Starlight works with Oprah and Tom Hanks to set up a satanic home delivery service. An order
00:23:57of a hot dog gets you a boy, a taco, a girl, a combo gets you a child they forced to have
00:24:05trans surgery, and a soda gets you a shot of adrenochrome. We all know that Oprah has been
00:24:12under house arrest ever since she sat down with Harry and that monarchy fucker Meghan Markle.
00:24:19For those who say that the evidence against Tom Hanks is less clear cut, well, that's because
00:24:24the brave whistleblower who was gonna blow Forrest Gump's pedo ring wide open fell off a bridge
00:24:32before he got the chance. Reggie, see what he's up to. Do not engage. Right. If you add
00:24:41up all the limits of all of the Tom Hanks movies, you get 311, which is the police code for child
00:24:50born, it's just math. Storm Chasers United is starting in 20 minutes at conference room.
00:24:59Hey, stop. No, get back.
00:25:18Oh, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
00:25:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Are you drunk?
00:25:35Maxine's gone. Why are you?
00:25:48Oh, no, it's... it's nothing to do with you.
00:26:07Okay.
00:26:08Okay, Julie, merci, but it's not about you.
00:26:18I swear.
00:26:23Can we go back to work now?
00:26:38Let's go.
00:27:08Oh, dear.
00:27:32Oh, dear.
00:27:32This isn't what it looks like.
00:27:41It's okay.
00:27:45Maybe your source of the tower was fucking with you?
00:27:47No, no, no.
00:27:47If she says a train shows up here every Sunday at 3 p.m., he will.
00:27:53Yeah, you promise?
00:27:54Your promise is as worthless as you are.
00:27:57What?
00:27:59Sorry.
00:28:00Sorry.
00:28:00I was just, uh, workshopping what I should have said to my mom.
00:28:04You really don't have to be here, okay?
00:28:07You can go to the hospital.
00:28:08You should.
00:28:08No.
00:28:09No.
00:28:10No.
00:28:10Nothing to do there except, uh, relive my childhood trauma.
00:28:14Tensions are high after the murder of the Homelander 3, allegedly at the hands of two Starlight followers.
00:28:20Skirmishes between the two groups have never...
00:28:21All right, enough of that shit.
00:28:22Uh, has Kiara woken up yet?
00:28:24Mm-mm.
00:28:26Now when I have about a thousand messages, passing me what the Starlighter should do.
00:28:35Spit it out.
00:28:37People look up to you.
00:28:38No, they look up to Starlight.
00:28:40They look up to the suit.
00:28:42You're the one who wore it.
00:28:42I get why you ditched it.
00:28:44I do.
00:28:45It's just, I can also see the value in it.
00:28:48In superheroes?
00:28:50You're defending superheroes right now, really?
00:28:53As cheesy as it sounds, people need a symbol.
00:28:57You know, someone they can rally behind.
00:28:59A little fucking hope.
00:29:01That can be you.
00:29:02I don't want to lead anybody.
00:29:05I don't.
00:29:05And I cannot go back to her.
00:29:08To me, she's just, she's a symbol of so much bad shit.
00:29:15And I, I can't, I can't, I won't.
00:29:17It's just, it's...
00:29:19Yeah, I mean...
00:29:21Oh, he's here.
00:29:21He's here.
00:29:23So I'm at the town, right?
00:29:24And we get a call from Boise, Idaho.
00:29:27There's a terrorist who's got, like, the whole movie theater held hostage.
00:29:31And...
00:29:32E-Train, I love you.
00:29:33Can I get a selfie?
00:29:34Yeah, of course.
00:29:35Hang on.
00:29:45Ran across the Rockies, took out the terrorists, disarmed the bomb.
00:29:49Then what?
00:29:49What you mean, man?
00:29:50Then I got some popcorn.
00:29:51I watched the rest of Pacific Rim uprising.
00:29:53Why don't you tell them the truth?
00:29:59Nathan.
00:30:01Just, let's be chill, all right?
00:30:05You're sneaking around with my boys behind my back, but I need to chill.
00:30:10What's going on?
00:30:11I don't know.
00:30:13And don't think y'all ain't in some deep shit.
00:30:15Sorry, Dad.
00:30:16Come on, Dad.
00:30:18Uncle Reggie was just telling us about his saves.
00:30:21You want to tell him or should I?
00:30:23Come on, man.
00:30:24Let's not make a big thing.
00:30:25That movie theater in Idaho, that was a soundstage in the Bronx.
00:30:29That terrorist, that was a stuntman.
00:30:32Those mountains, they added those in post.
00:30:35I know because I was there.
00:30:37Is that true?
00:30:45It's complicated, you know?
00:30:46No.
00:30:47It's simple.
00:30:48Your saves were never real.
00:30:50You never actually saved anyone.
00:30:54Yet here you are, lying to your own flesh and blood.
00:30:56I told you, your uncle is no hero.
00:31:05And I don't want you anywhere near him.
00:31:08Come on.
00:31:19Nathan.
00:31:21Nathan, I'm sorry.
00:31:23Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:31:26Give him a second.
00:31:42Your videos got me to see that my entire family
00:31:45had been brainwashed by clover genders like Starlight.
00:31:48I told them that I couldn't speak to them again
00:31:50until they did their own research.
00:31:52It's been three years.
00:31:53Good for you.
00:31:56You keep up the fight.
00:31:57Can I get a selfie?
00:31:58Oh, of course.
00:32:05Truth bomb.
00:32:10Do you actually believe all of this?
00:32:16Or is it just bullshit?
00:32:18Smeared on top of a personal vendetta?
00:32:20Ain't you a little mouthy one?
00:32:21Appreciate the subtextual racism there, but I'm a suit.
00:32:26Sister Sage, I work with Homelander.
00:32:29Bullshit.
00:32:32Goddamn.
00:32:33Is he here?
00:32:34Of course not.
00:32:35He wouldn't be caught dead with these brainworn-infested cousin fuckers.
00:32:38Though there's a chance you could meet him.
00:32:40First, I want to see your powers.
00:32:47Wow, that is lackluster.
00:32:50I'm strong, too, though.
00:32:52Look, what's important is, what are you selling?
00:32:54I'm here to share the truth.
00:32:56Nothing but what are you selling.
00:33:00Did I stutter?
00:33:05Purpose.
00:33:09I sell purpose.
00:33:10These people got nothing.
00:33:12Maybe they lost a job, or a house, or a kid to Oxy, and politicians don't give a shit.
00:33:18Mainstream media tells them to be ashamed of their skin color, so...
00:33:22You know what?
00:33:22Bring them together, tell them a story.
00:33:25Give them a purpose.
00:33:28How much would you rather believe that you belong to a community of warriors battling a secret evil,
00:33:32and that you're a lonely, inconsequential nobody that no one will ever remember?
00:33:39Deep's Blue Sea Room.
00:33:409 p.m.
00:33:52Sage's got no powers, right?
00:33:54Size of brains?
00:33:55No.
00:33:56That's why I'm just sleeping around, Shite.
00:33:58Let's just grab her, work her over, and rumble what we need.
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:02This is surveillance only, okay?
00:34:04All right.
00:34:05You sit tight, and watch me do your job.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:08Enough.
00:34:11Get your fucking hands off me!
00:34:13Just go home, all right?
00:34:15Or what?
00:34:16We have a barney?
00:34:17Well, come on, then.
00:34:18Have a go.
00:34:19But you're for fuck's sake.
00:34:20You've been gagging for it.
00:34:21Ever since Soldier Boy.
00:34:22Ten pounds of C4 with an inch fuse poking out your ass, you are?
00:34:26Well, come on, then.
00:34:27Have at it, son.
00:34:28That's the only way you feel any regret, is to get it beaten into you.
00:34:31You're a shit-skipper, you are.
00:34:33Huey's fucked off.
00:34:34Cameeto's hammered.
00:34:35We've been here for hours, and still no fuck-all.
00:34:37You're gonna get this bloody lot killed.
00:34:39You can't eat.
00:34:40You can't sleep.
00:34:41And you ain't willing to do what it takes to run this mob.
00:34:44Because you ain't got the bollocks, son.
00:34:48Nice try, Butcher.
00:34:50But it ain't gonna work.
00:34:51Yeah, I mean, that's what your wife said.
00:35:02Get it!
00:35:06All that bullshit you pull in a mess you always leave behind for me to clean up.
00:35:10You know why I kept coming back?
00:35:12Because I thought maybe this time it'll be a little different.
00:35:15All the fucking shit we've been through together, man.
00:35:17I thought maybe this time, maybe you and I could just be fucking brothers again.
00:35:24Just go home, man.
00:35:26I don't know.
00:35:56Hey! Hey!
00:36:13If you must inflict faith, perhaps I can endure so others don't suffer.
00:36:20Hey!
00:36:22Who?
00:36:26Yeah, it took you long enough to get here from Trenton.
00:36:34Traffic, am I right?
00:36:35What the fuck are you doing here?
00:36:37The eyes? It's always the eyes. Here.
00:36:43What is this?
00:36:44Security cam footage of your two star lighters.
00:36:47About a mile from the bodies of time of death.
00:36:50It's hard to commit a murder when you're 20 blocks away.
00:36:52Why are you giving this to us?
00:36:56You could have gotten my face in front of my family, but you didn't.
00:37:08Let's call it a thank you.
00:37:09Thank you, E.
00:37:11I would have blasted the shit out of you and you would have deserved it.
00:37:15Yeah, I agree.
00:37:18Yeah, I agree.
00:37:32Back up!
00:37:34Back off!
00:37:35Let her go!
00:37:36Out of my way, kids!
00:37:37You're gonna be okay.
00:37:38I promise.
00:37:39I promise.
00:37:40I promise.
00:37:41Who are you?
00:37:42Who are you?
00:37:43My name is...
00:37:44Ryan.
00:37:45Dad?
00:37:46It's okay, son.
00:37:47I'm here.
00:37:48We're gonna save America.
00:37:49Together.
00:37:50We're gonna save America.
00:37:51Together.
00:37:52We're gonna save America.
00:37:53Together.
00:37:54Go.
00:37:55I promise.
00:37:56Go.
00:37:57Go.
00:37:58Come on.
00:37:59I'm sorry.
00:38:00Do you wanna die?
00:38:00Go.
00:38:01Come on.
00:38:02I'm sorry.
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03I'm sorry.
00:38:04I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:06You are sorry.
00:38:07You are sorry.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09You are sorry.
00:38:10I'm sorry.
00:38:11Go.
00:38:23Don't run! Don't run!
00:38:27Holy shit.
00:38:32It's okay, everyone.
00:38:34It's okay. Everything's under control.
00:38:37You saved me.
00:38:41Good girl.
00:38:51Smile. Smile.
00:38:54All right.
00:38:55I thought we weren't killing the guys today.
00:38:57I just feel like I'm not getting clear direction for this role.
00:39:11Okay.
00:39:13Yeah.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:21I'm not kidding.
00:39:22I don't know.
00:39:22I'm not gonna do my ...
00:39:23...
00:39:23...
00:39:24...
00:39:25You're not gonna do my ...
00:39:26...
00:39:27She said 9 p.m. in a deep blue sea room, huh?
00:39:55I sure did.
00:39:57Toss your guns.
00:40:08Your rifles are garish and vulgar.
00:40:11They're American, you fucking surrender monkey.
00:40:14Marvin, did you really think you could tell me without me knowing?
00:40:17So what now?
00:40:19These assholes are CIA.
00:40:21Genuine deep-state moles.
00:40:23They've taken out more superheroes than anyone in the world.
00:40:26And Homelander would like it if you killed them.
00:40:33Consider it your final audition.
00:40:35Audition for what?
00:40:36The sooner they're dead, the sooner you'll find out.
00:40:43Hmm.
00:40:43You're not as impressive as I heard.
00:40:51Oh, I'm gonna send your ass back to China, bitch.
00:40:54She's Japanese.
00:40:57What are you doing?
00:40:59Oh, big guy.
00:41:01Too much cellar tossing, huh?
00:41:02No, no, no, no.
00:41:04It's allergies.
00:41:05It's allergies.
00:41:07Achoo.
00:41:07Shut the fuck up.
00:41:08Now!
00:41:09What are you doing?
00:41:09What?
00:41:16Oh!
00:41:17Oh!
00:41:18Oh!
00:41:18No!
00:41:20Oh!
00:41:21Oh!
00:41:26Oh, no!
00:41:28Oh!
00:41:29Oh!
00:41:30Oh!
00:41:31Oh!
00:41:31Oh!
00:41:32Oh!
00:41:32Oh!
00:41:32Oh!
00:41:33Oh!
00:41:34Oh!
00:41:34Oh!
00:41:34Oh!
00:41:35Oh!
00:41:36Oh, hell no.
00:42:06Motherfuck.
00:42:36Oh, hell no.
00:42:38Me too.
00:42:42So were they.
00:43:06Oh, you are...
00:43:26Get away from me, king guy.
00:43:36Storm has arrived.
00:43:49Splinter and I are being attacked by CIA agents after infiltrating a Zionist cabal.
00:43:58The proof?
00:44:00The proof is right here.
00:44:04Now, I'm calling all of the proof.
00:44:08Firecracker, no!
00:44:10You gonna let me smack your girl like that?
00:44:13No wonder she puts you in a friend zone, mate.
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:18Ah!
00:44:19Ah!
00:44:22Ah!
00:44:23Ah!
00:44:28Ah!
00:44:30Ah!
00:44:31Ah!
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:36Ah!
00:44:37Get the boys out over here!
00:45:07No, no, no, no, not Prime, no!
00:45:31We loved you from your first Holocaust hoax video.
00:45:35No, no, no, no!
00:46:05Who wants a creamy, delicious milkshake?
00:46:12Who wants a creamy, delicious milkshake?
00:46:24Mm-hmm.
00:46:26Mm-hmm.
00:46:28All right.
00:46:31Okay, come...
00:46:36Come on.
00:46:37Come on.
00:46:38Come on.
00:46:39Come on.
00:46:40It's okay.
00:46:41Don't worry.
00:46:42Okay?
00:46:43Don't worry.
00:46:44You'll get plenty of solo sex.
00:46:45I promise.
00:46:46But I really do think that my being there is good for your numbers.
00:46:59What?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01No.
00:47:02Yes.
00:47:03No, no.
00:47:04I...
00:47:05Yes.
00:47:06I killed Coy.
00:47:08I killed Coy.
00:47:09That's what you're upset about?
00:47:15Coy?
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:17Accidents happen all the time, okay?
00:47:28Humans are fragile.
00:47:30Can't save them all.
00:47:31But isn't that our job?
00:47:32Coy died doing what he loved.
00:47:33Okay?
00:47:34It'll be better next time.
00:47:35No.
00:47:36Yes.
00:47:37No, I'm never doing that again.
00:47:38Jesus, how many times do I have to tell you they're only human, Ryan?
00:47:41Toys.
00:47:42You can't go around feeling bad about what you are because a few things break.
00:48:07Who cares?
00:48:08You are destined for so much more.
00:48:11much more. You understand? You're chosen, young man. Sooner or later, you got to accept it.
00:48:41Are you sure about this? I'm gonna let a shitbag, like Adrian, step up, but I won't.
00:49:08I got this.
00:49:11Woo!
00:49:42I don't know.
00:50:12You look like shit.
00:50:15Where are you?
00:50:17Possible deniability, pumpkin.
00:50:19Let's just say I'm a Contessa from Luxembourg on permanent holiday.
00:50:24Chérie, you remember Colleen Hauser?
00:50:30The judge's son?
00:50:32I saw him at Narcotics Anonymous.
00:50:37Did he recognize you?
00:50:42We started talking.
00:50:44He was having a hard time, so I helped him get a job at Starlight's house and...
00:50:48So you're fucking him, right?
00:50:50For fuck's sake, Serge, what is it with you and taking in strays all the time?
00:50:54I didn't mean for it to happen.
00:50:56I was just seeing him day after day, one thing led to another and...
00:50:59So what happens when he finds out you murdered his family?
00:51:05What happened when he's dead?
00:51:07I didn't know what he was...
00:51:08I didn't know what he was going to do.
00:51:09I'm dead.
00:51:10You're dead.
00:51:11I'm dead.
00:51:12We're dead.
00:51:13You're dead.
00:51:14You're dead.
00:51:15You're dead.
00:51:16You're dead.
00:51:17You're dead.
00:51:18You're dead.
00:51:19It isn't worth the piece of paper it's printed on!
00:51:21I-I-I-I don't-I don't understand that.
00:51:26Just er-
00:51:27Ugh!
00:51:28Earlier you said that you-
00:51:29You said that you promised to handle Dad,
00:51:31but you're not handling shit!
00:51:33Can you just lower your voice?
00:51:34No, no, no. You don't get to tell me what to do, okay?
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:43The day you left, it was a Friday.
00:51:45You walked me to school and you promised to buy us tickets to Billy Joel.
00:51:51I was vibrating with excitement.
00:51:54That was the last I ever saw you.
00:51:57I spent a week standing by the front door telling Dad you'd be back.
00:52:03Because why wouldn't you be? You promised!
00:52:09But your promise didn't mean anything.
00:52:11I'm so, so sorry, Huey.
00:52:17This isn't about you and me.
00:52:19This is about what's best for your Dad.
00:52:21You don't know what's best for him.
00:52:22You don't know what's best for either of us.
00:52:24From now on, you don't talk to the doctor without me.
00:52:26You don't make any medical decisions without me signing off.
00:52:29And if you don't like it, I'll take you to court.
00:52:33I'll challenge you for power of attorney.
00:52:38And get rid of all your fucking rosemary oil crap.
00:52:40Dad would hate it and it smells like shit.
00:52:42GASP
00:52:58oni
00:53:10I don't know.
00:53:40Thanks.
00:53:53What you did back there, you...
00:53:54You saved our asses.
00:54:00You should have left me.
00:54:10To be a good skipper, you've got to be a right arsehole.
00:54:19Ain't no room for compassion.
00:54:21The right move to make was to nab that cunt sage.
00:54:26Instead you walk the boys into a trap.
00:54:27And then rest their lives to save some twat who's gonna be dead in six months.
00:54:34We was lucky.
00:54:36But next time...
00:54:38Someone's gonna die.
00:54:40Hey...
00:54:41I look back at my life...
00:54:46And all I see...
00:54:49Are the messes I made.
00:54:53I fucked it up.
00:54:56Every step.
00:54:57And I ain't got time to fix it.
00:55:11But maybe...
00:55:13Maybe I can do one thing right...
00:55:16With the time I got left.
00:55:19Get Ryan safe.
00:55:20But I can't do that alone.
00:55:26I can't do it without you.
00:55:31Please.
00:55:38Too fucking little butcher.
00:55:43Too fucking late.
00:55:44I can't do it without you.
00:55:45I can't do it without you.
00:55:46I can't do it without you.
00:55:47I can't do it without you.
00:55:48I can't do it without you.
00:55:49I can't do it without you.
00:55:50I can't do it without you.
00:55:51I can't do it without you.
00:55:52I can't do it without you.
00:55:53I can't do it without you.
00:55:54I can't do it without you.
00:55:55I can't do it without you.
00:55:56I can't do it without you.
00:55:57I can't do it without you.
00:55:58I can't do it without you.
00:55:59I can't do it without you.
00:56:00I can't do it without you.
00:56:01I can't do it without you.
00:56:02I can't do it without you.
00:56:03I can't do it without you.
00:56:04I can't do it without you.
00:56:05I can't do it without you.

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