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00:00:00Go on, son. Have a bump.
00:00:18What the fuck?
00:00:20Homelander is going to love this.
00:00:21Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:00:23Homelander has agreed to donate to the Starlight House, which...
00:00:27No.
00:00:28I mean, come on.
00:00:29Give it up. Give it up.
00:00:30No. No. No.
00:00:33I'm not just like the rest of you.
00:00:35I'm better.
00:00:36Homelander is a fucking psychopath.
00:00:38Homelander is protecting them.
00:00:40You said you'd always watch out for me.
00:00:42You promised.
00:00:43Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.
00:00:44I hate you.
00:00:46This little guy here is my son.
00:00:48Fuck you, fascist!
00:00:54You helped me out with one small favor, and I helped you.
00:00:58Do you have it or not?
00:00:59Original recipe, all 11 herbs and spices.
00:01:02Just a pinch.
00:01:04My name is Annie January, and I fucking quit.
00:01:07I say you wanted the boys.
00:01:09You are like a rabid little doggy, but loyal to whoever holds this chain.
00:01:14Your brain's leaking.
00:01:15Tempsey is going to kill you both.
00:01:17How long ago?
00:01:18Months. Twelve on the outside.
00:01:20Homelander needs to die.
00:01:22That's it.
00:01:22Whatever it takes.
00:01:24Soldier Boy's our weapon.
00:01:24He's how we kill Homelander.
00:01:26Did you know that Soldier Boy was my father?
00:01:32Get out of the building, now!
00:01:33Just stop!
00:01:35Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:01:37And now you blink?
00:01:39I made a promise.
00:01:39You don't need me anymore.
00:01:41I could jump.
00:01:42You can fucking fly.
00:01:44Go take the queen.
00:01:57The fascist regime.
00:02:00It made you a moron.
00:02:04Potential hate for fun.
00:02:07Go take the queen.
00:02:10She ain't no human being.
00:02:12And there's no future.
00:02:18No signs.
00:02:22Good evening.
00:02:24Now look, I know it's a late night, so I just wanted to come out and say thanks for your patience.
00:02:30The bar remains open, and oh yeah, Colorado and Nevada just went to Robert Singer!
00:02:36So stay tuned, I feel like we're going to be back very soon with some very good news.
00:02:49Thank you, and God bless America!
00:02:52All the fucking Gruyere Puffs?
00:03:06What am I supposed to do with these?
00:03:07She says you've been working too hard.
00:03:09You need to eat more.
00:03:10You pull this off, I promise.
00:03:12I'll grab all these motherfuckers.
00:03:13Huey, come on, I need eyes.
00:03:26Hey, just give me one more second.
00:03:28Sorry, sorry, there's like a million connectors in here and I can't see shit.
00:03:31Are you helping, or are you just showing off?
00:03:37Oh, for sure, both.
00:03:39Is that it?
00:03:41All right, live and live in color.
00:03:45Butcher, you copy?
00:03:49Where the fuck is Butcher?
00:03:51Oh, don't you fucking start.
00:04:05I'm fine.
00:04:07Talk it to you?
00:04:09Who are you talking to?
00:04:11I said a word.
00:04:16Cheers.
00:04:18All right.
00:04:21Come on, then.
00:04:30Evening, cunts.
00:04:33We're here to commit a bit of our treason.
00:04:47Going up.
00:04:51There's who here?
00:04:57The plan is you leave here?
00:04:59Cover our exit, no?
00:05:00Oh, come off it.
00:05:01Watch your fucking door.
00:05:02Camiko, if Butcher steps one foot in that elevator, break his arm.
00:05:10Please remove obstruction from door.
00:05:12Fuck me.
00:05:18Fuck me.
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00:05:41Okay, big man, let's do this.
00:06:11There's a lot of people, man.
00:06:17Come on, kiddo.
00:06:19Would you be scared of a bunch of cockroaches, huh?
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:25Baby chicks, or whatever.
00:06:27Look, the point is, you have nothing to be nervous about.
00:06:31Come on, we've talked about this.
00:06:34They're only humans.
00:06:35And toys for our amusement.
00:06:39That's right.
00:06:40We got this.
00:06:41Hold up, hold up.
00:06:57Okay, we got a problem.
00:07:00Wait, wait, what is he doing here?
00:07:03Homelander's in the building.
00:07:04If you see him, do not engage.
00:07:06I repeat, do not engage with Homelander.
00:07:09That means you, Butcher, you copy?
00:07:11My goodness, you look beautiful this evening, especially you.
00:07:14Zoe, you remember my son, Ryan?
00:07:17Hi.
00:07:18Hi.
00:07:18Hey, Zoe, you know what?
00:07:19I heard that this hotel makes its own ice cream.
00:07:22Why don't you take Ryan and try and find some, huh?
00:07:24What a great idea.
00:07:25What a great idea.
00:07:25Go for it, Spore.
00:07:27Does nobody come back pregnant?
00:07:31I'm just kidding.
00:07:32I'm kidding.
00:07:33I'm kidding.
00:07:33They're too young.
00:07:34Although, Ryan could spew goo if he wanted to.
00:07:37What the fuck are you doing here?
00:07:39Oh, I've supported every new administration.
00:07:40For the past 16 years?
00:07:43I don't want your support.
00:07:44You're on trial for fucking murder.
00:07:46Hi, Doc!
00:07:47One, that's a formality.
00:07:49And two, that's a clear-cut case of self-defense.
00:07:51That thug threw a projectile on his son.
00:07:55It was a plastic box.
00:07:56Could have had anthrax in it?
00:07:58Not that that would have hurt us,
00:07:59but there's a principle at stake.
00:08:00And besides, when I took that monster down,
00:08:03people applauded.
00:08:05Your shareholders didn't.
00:08:06Well, that's why you and me are going to prove to them
00:08:10that even with a soft-on-crime fucking libtard
00:08:13for a president,
00:08:14it's going to put business as usual.
00:08:17Advant.
00:08:17Any transaction you and I may or may not have had
00:08:20is ancient history.
00:08:29Well, then let's make some new history.
00:08:31Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria Newman.
00:08:33Let's give her a round.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:36Girls get it done in the White House.
00:08:40Hmm?
00:08:41God bless you.
00:08:42Good?
00:08:46Yes.
00:08:46Yes.
00:09:00Here's a minute here, would you love?
00:09:01Listen, Ryan, I've got a lot to say.
00:09:19Fuck all time to say it.
00:09:20I've got a lorry out back.
00:09:22I can get you out of here.
00:09:23What are you talking about?
00:09:24I know you're angry at me,
00:09:25and you've got every right to be.
00:09:26But you know how dangerous Omerlander is.
00:09:29He's my dad.
00:09:30Ryan, he murdered some poor sod right in front of your eyes.
00:09:32That guy was a pedophile.
00:09:34It ain't true.
00:09:35He's lying to you.
00:09:36Let me take you to grace, all right?
00:09:38And then you don't got to see me no more.
00:09:40Please, I'm begging you.
00:09:46It's what your mum would want.
00:09:48No means no, William.
00:09:51This isn't the Neverland Ranch.
00:09:54Don't worry.
00:09:55Nothing bad's going to happen, right?
00:09:57Oh.
00:10:02It seems it already has.
00:10:05Look at that big black mask curdling around your brain.
00:10:13What do you got, six months?
00:10:16Less?
00:10:17It's too bad.
00:10:18We're not going to have that last dance together.
00:10:20I'll miss us.
00:10:26Bloody hell.
00:10:27You ain't your own voice, don't you?
00:10:30That's a spirit champ.
00:10:34Son.
00:10:44Come on.
00:10:45I do not want to miss Smash Mouth.
00:11:09So many pences.
00:11:11What are you doing in here?
00:11:35Apologies, Ms. Newman.
00:11:36We're with your mother's detail.
00:11:38Is that silly?
00:11:39We'll be done in just a minute.
00:11:41Why don't you wait outside?
00:11:52Frankie, what's happened?
00:11:53She's a fucking suit!
00:11:55She's a fucking suit!
00:11:59Yeah, I guess I'll just, uh...
00:12:02Wait here.
00:12:08It's okay.
00:12:09We see nothing.
00:12:13It's okay?
00:12:14It's okay?
00:12:15It's okay?
00:12:30We need an exit!
00:12:31Now!
00:12:32There's a window at the south end of the hallway!
00:12:39Okay?
00:12:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:12:44All right, store yourself!
00:12:46Crunchy, trust me!
00:12:47Let's go.
00:13:17Let's go.
00:13:47Let's go.
00:13:54Jesus Christ, can we go now?
00:13:56Yes.
00:13:57Hey, Huey.
00:13:58Hey.
00:13:59Gotta teach Butcher the meaning of the word covert.
00:14:01It just got made by a 12-year-old.
00:14:02You mean Zoe?
00:14:03You just murdered two guys?
00:14:05Vic, you shot your own daughter up with V?
00:14:07How could you do that to her?
00:14:08I needed to keep her safe.
00:14:09Safe?
00:14:10You turned her into a fucking monster.
00:14:13Like you.
00:14:14I'm sorry.
00:14:15That sounds like the pot calling the kettle a teleporting dude with his dick out.
00:14:19Worst mistake I ever made.
00:14:23Vic, you and me, we were...
00:14:26We were like family.
00:14:27I mean...
00:14:28Was everything just...
00:14:31Bullshit?
00:14:34I almost told you once.
00:14:36Then out of the blackout, you remember?
00:14:40You broke every bodega snack you could carry for Zoe.
00:14:43We played Una with her for hours until the lights came back on.
00:14:46And I thought...
00:14:49You were one of my closest friends.
00:14:53I mean, hell, you're dating a suit.
00:14:54If anyone would understand, it would be you, right?
00:14:58Why didn't you tell me?
00:15:00I was scared.
00:15:02Scared you'd have to pop my head.
00:15:03I was scared to lose you.
00:15:10I always cared about you, Huey.
00:15:14That part was real.
00:15:16Hey, Vicky.
00:15:22Fuck you!
00:15:28Seriously?
00:15:31I have to be on TV in like 10 minutes, you fucking asshole!
00:15:35We're gonna out you.
00:15:35We're gonna go to the press, tell me you blew up Congress?
00:15:37I still got the Red River Files.
00:15:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:39Have you ever seen war games?
00:15:40What am I saying?
00:15:41Look at you.
00:15:41Of course you've seen fucking war games.
00:15:42We're making jokes!
00:15:43Mutually assured destruction.
00:15:45I hurt you, you out me.
00:15:47You out me, I killed everyone you've ever loved.
00:15:51The only thing that makes sense is a truce.
00:15:55Or plan B.
00:15:56How is it that you guys are actually getting worse at your jobs?
00:16:10Hmm.
00:16:12You just called Arizona.
00:16:15Guess I better have a change.
00:16:16Nice of you to show up.
00:16:40Where the hell have you been?
00:16:41Bog, I'm trying to wash off the stench of failure from your cooker last night.
00:16:46Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:16:52Grace?
00:16:56Not you.
00:16:57Oh, come off it.
00:16:58I washed me bollocks and all.
00:17:00Em.
00:17:01There are people who, because of ignorance or maybe insanity, still believe you have something
00:17:05to contribute.
00:17:07I'm not one of them.
00:17:09I'll get the kid back, Grace.
00:17:12I'll make it right.
00:17:13I'll make it right.
00:17:13Two agents from my detail are dead at the hands of a 12-year-old.
00:17:23We had to tell their families they snorted fentanyl-laced cocaine at the after party.
00:17:28Sir, our intel told us that acid would work on this.
00:17:31She's no idiot.
00:17:32She'll know I was behind it.
00:17:34God damn it.
00:17:35Everyone told me to pick Buttigieg instead.
00:17:37You didn't know, sir.
00:17:39Marvin, I vouched for you.
00:17:40The CIA is bankrolling you.
00:17:42With all due respect, ma'am, you can always put Butcher back in charge.
00:17:45He's right outside.
00:17:47What about Starlight?
00:17:47She goes by Annie.
00:17:48Can Annie burn out Newman's fucking eyes, debilitate her?
00:17:52If she can get close enough to her without getting her head popped off, who knows?
00:17:55We might have to accept the possibility that Newman's invulnerable.
00:17:59Congress certifies the election January 6th.
00:18:01After that, a soup is one heartbeat away from the presidency.
00:18:06My fucking heartbeat!
00:18:08Now, I can only keep my distance from her for so long.
00:18:11Eliminating her is top priority.
00:18:13So do your fucking job!
00:18:15Yes, ma'am.
00:18:16Somewhere else you need to be?
00:18:28No, sir.
00:18:31Billy Butcher.
00:18:34Joe Kessler.
00:18:36Fuck me.
00:18:37How long's it been?
00:18:38I'd say 11 years, but officially speaking, none of that shit show ever happened.
00:18:43Then how come I remember you?
00:18:44I don't know him, rimming out the general's wife.
00:18:46Well, fuck you.
00:18:50Man, let me buy you a bad cup of coffee.
00:18:53Demoted from your own fucking team.
00:18:56What's your shitty code name again?
00:18:58The Boys.
00:18:58Oof.
00:19:00Who came up with that shit?
00:19:03Why are you putting up with it?
00:19:04Walk away.
00:19:05No, my son.
00:19:06I've got plans and schemes.
00:19:08I'll be back at the end of the table in no time.
00:19:11Well, you better.
00:19:13You know, a lot of the guys are thinking you got benched at the worst possible time.
00:19:16Now, Mallory's so focused on killing the VP-elect, because that's what Singer wants, and half a goddamn Langley's on it.
00:19:23Well, you know, Grace, he's always been a bit of a political animal.
00:19:27And what are you focused on?
00:19:29O'Mlander.
00:19:31He killed that poor cunt in broad daylight, and they fucking cheered.
00:19:35I mean, what do you think that taught him, eh?
00:19:39No.
00:19:42We're whistling our way towards a fucking apocalypse, and Grace's eye ain't on the ball.
00:19:46You had a clean shot at him, right?
00:19:49We sold your boy.
00:19:51You didn't take it.
00:19:52Was your eye on the ball?
00:19:57Why do I get the feeling we ain't just bump into each other?
00:20:00You remember the Panjir Valley?
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:07Pretty hard to forget.
00:20:08You dragged me out of there and dropped how many bodies to do without giving it a second fucking thought.
00:20:13And yet you still didn't name your son after me, eh?
00:20:15We need someone like you, Billy.
00:20:19My fucking hell.
00:20:21Before the soups start rounding us up and dumping us off in camps.
00:20:33Hey.
00:20:34Ty.
00:20:36You going to prom?
00:20:37What's up?
00:20:41Uh, Janine.
00:20:43She got into a fight at school.
00:20:46Principal didn't say why, just that she KO'd a boy.
00:20:49A boy?
00:20:50Don't you dare be proud right now.
00:20:52She's been slamming doors, Marvin.
00:20:55She told me to...
00:20:57eat a dick.
00:20:59Janine said that?
00:21:00She's been having a hard time since Todd moved out.
00:21:03You mean, since you kicked him out.
00:21:04Let's dial down the glee in your voice.
00:21:06But yes, since I kicked him out.
00:21:10But Janine still loves him.
00:21:12She's worried.
00:21:13Worried about what?
00:21:14Todd got so deep into all that weird home teamer shit.
00:21:18He's not answering my calls.
00:21:19I don't know where he is.
00:21:20Okay, so...
00:21:21And you're good at finding people.
00:21:23Oh, come on.
00:21:24For your daughter, Marvin.
00:21:25Well, I get what you saw in that guy.
00:21:36He was good to Janine.
00:21:38Because he sure as shit wasn't a D.
00:21:45Right?
00:21:48You have to be good.
00:21:50You're my greatest friend.
00:21:51You are simply bad product.
00:21:53It's your destiny.
00:21:54You are...
00:21:56You're just a real destiny.
00:21:57You're the daddy and I'll boo the food.
00:22:04Because deep down, there's a part of you that is still human.
00:22:19Don't get brazen with me.
00:22:20You're not to refer to the deceased as a victim.
00:22:23It's a loaded term and for the jury to decide.
00:22:26Sir, so I'm afraid we are behind on the tower reconstruction, but I can 100% assure you that it is not my fault.
00:22:33But it wasn't until Annie January stepped out from Vought's shadow and Homelander's that we saw the true extent of her power.
00:22:40Vought and Homelander aren't above the law.
00:22:42They can't just do whatever they want.
00:22:45Deep, we gotta talk about the octopus in the room.
00:22:49Your ex, Cassandra, wrote a tell-all book.
00:22:52Yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Ailey.
00:22:53You know, there were no relations with an octopus.
00:22:57It's just a racist rumor and a ridiculous lie perpetuated by a jilted and emotionally unstable hysterical woman who, let's be clear, pooped in my bed.
00:23:08Deep, please tell me the fucking octopus is gone.
00:23:11Yes, Ashley.
00:23:12She's...
00:23:13It is taken care of.
00:23:16Okay?
00:23:17Hey, Noir.
00:23:18Sir, after that debacle at Godolkin, thank you again for saving my life.
00:23:23The board felt we should find new candidates for the seven ASAP.
00:23:26And the selection committee has narrowed it down to 25 choices.
00:23:33Um, okay, great.
00:23:35If we're going purely on socials, I might suggest Talon out of Redlands.
00:23:40Pass.
00:23:41She's a butterface.
00:23:42Her body's on point, but her face...
00:23:45Yeah, I get it.
00:23:46Thank you so much for explaining.
00:23:48Chauvinist prick.
00:23:50Ooh, not that slutty cum rag.
00:23:53Hold up.
00:23:54I thought he ate a dog.
00:23:55He ate out a dog.
00:23:57It's a big difference.
00:24:01Sister Sage?
00:24:03Hell no.
00:24:04She was with me in Teenage Kicks for, like, barely a year before they canned her ass.
00:24:08What's her power?
00:24:09She's the world's smartest person.
00:24:11She's not smart enough to know when to shut her mouth.
00:24:14Wrangler.
00:24:14Isn't he, uh...
00:24:15Texas nutjob.
00:24:16The San Antonio office had to cover up those migrant murders.
00:24:19I kind of like him.
00:24:20Of course, he bumps us with suburban women and white men over 50.
00:24:23Amazing choice, sir.
00:24:24Yeah, I totally agree.
00:24:25He's a mensch.
00:24:27Did I use that word right?
00:24:28Mensch?
00:24:28You just said he was crazy.
00:24:29What I meant was we would be crazy.
00:24:31To, you know, not bring him in.
00:24:33I'm surrounded by sycophants and fucking imbeciles.
00:24:44It's just that you make a lot of really great points, sir.
00:24:46Deep.
00:24:46Blow A-train.
00:24:58What?
00:24:59I'm not kidding.
00:25:01Go over there, pull out A-train's cock, and blow him.
00:25:04Get up.
00:25:22Get up.
00:25:22Sex is just a spectrum, right, bro?
00:25:46Get off your fucking face.
00:25:50This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:25:53Not one of you has the stomach to challenge anything I say.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:59I have got to carry this entire fucking company on my shoulders.
00:26:03You're right.
00:26:04Right?
00:26:04What's he going to do?
00:26:17Homelander faces his toughest opponent yet.
00:26:20Our corrupt legal system.
00:26:21Smash that donate button.
00:26:23Get free to...
00:26:23Roland Keating attacked Homelander's son.
00:26:27The magic of Vought on Ice.
00:26:30Coming December 7th at Vought Coinery.
00:26:32Things grew heated between the Starlighter and Home Teamer movements outside the courthouse today.
00:26:36This creep had photos of his quote-unquote niece naked in the bathtub.
00:26:42He's an antifa pedo who fucked around and found out.
00:26:45And an eye for an eye might be in the Jew section of the Bible, but it is still in the Bible.
00:27:01Yes?
00:27:02Steady.
00:27:04Good.
00:27:05Good.
00:27:08Yes?
00:27:09Annie?
00:27:09That was awesome.
00:27:10Look.
00:27:11Look.
00:27:11That's a new record.
00:27:1333 seconds.
00:27:15Amazing.
00:27:15I can fly 100 feet away from all my cares.
00:27:19And drain the power grid at the same time.
00:27:21What would good is say.
00:27:23No one wants Newman gone more than me.
00:27:50And no one knows how dangerous she is for the country.
00:27:52Yeah, we may never get another shot like that ever again.
00:27:57I'm really bad at pep talks.
00:27:58What do you think?
00:27:59All right, I'm out of here.
00:28:03Recycling bin, motherfucker.
00:28:09What?
00:28:10He blew our cover with Newman.
00:28:14He almost got you killed again.
00:28:16Uh-huh.
00:28:17You're the only one that wants him here.
00:28:20But you should cut him loose.
00:28:21We're not cutting him loose.
00:28:22We're not cutting him loose.
00:28:40Well, it's a fine time to fucking bring that up, isn't it?
00:28:43It's going to be a lot harder to do a murder with them cunts around.
00:28:55Them?
00:28:57They're a hand-picked sort of secret, secret service.
00:29:01So I'm surprised you called.
00:29:03I'm full of surprises, am I?
00:29:05What do you want?
00:29:07Well, I was thinking that you and I could scratch each other's backs.
00:29:13Like when you shot me in the head.
00:29:15I need a hand to get Ryan away from Homelander.
00:29:19Is that all?
00:29:20Boy needs a father.
00:29:21That kind of ain't no father.
00:29:22And you are.
00:29:32You're between a cock and a knight place.
00:29:34Homelander puts you into that posh VP slot
00:29:37and he's going to make sure you spend the next four years
00:29:39grabbing your ankles while he shoves it up your arse.
00:29:42I think I can handle myself.
00:29:43Oh, you mean that nasty little virus they're cooking up at Gedolting?
00:29:48Now I know about it.
00:29:51And I know it ain't strong enough to kill Homelander.
00:29:54Yet.
00:29:55And then there's the hard place.
00:29:57A full weight of the CIA and my boys working 24-7, I told you.
00:30:03You need me.
00:30:04If I was even going to think about this,
00:30:11I'd want a show of good faith.
00:30:15The material Huey has on me from the Red River Group home.
00:30:18I know it stopped them from going to the press.
00:30:20Hmm, stops them from printing it.
00:30:22Just a wild conspiracy theory from a disgruntled former staffer.
00:30:26Those are my terms.
00:30:31You know where to find me.
00:30:33Motherfucker, I just logged in five minutes ago.
00:30:49What's happening?
00:30:50This shit.
00:30:50Uh, okay, yeah, you gotta hit keep me logged in.
00:30:54Sorry.
00:30:55Uh, hit keep me logged in.
00:30:57But, uh, spoiler alert, that will not keep you logged in.
00:31:11Fuck.
00:31:13Fuck!
00:31:15Kid?
00:31:15I'm sorry.
00:31:22Daddy?
00:31:22I'm...
00:31:23Starlight House.
00:31:33A so-called home for at-risk teens.
00:31:36Sure.
00:31:37And Jeff Epstein killed himself.
00:31:39Now, the only thing these teens are at risk of
00:31:41is being groomed and thrown into Starlight's LGB terror dungeon.
00:31:47Child lives matter, folks.
00:31:48Be a lot easier to get media coverage if you were there.
00:31:52Homeowner's verdict will 1,000% be innocent,
00:31:56and I'm not showing up to even dignify that shit.
00:31:58Penny, I'm happy to organize a protest and make the speech,
00:32:02but no one wants to hear it,
00:32:03because it's the Starlighter movement,
00:32:05and I'm not Starlight.
00:32:06Well, neither am I.
00:32:07Tell that to her.
00:32:08The whole reason I quit was to get away from her.
00:32:14Now, you're killing it with the Starlighters.
00:32:17You don't need me.
00:32:18If, just if, you are a Starlight,
00:32:20then maybe we drum up some real donations?
00:32:24I want to help, of course, but as Annie January.
00:32:28No one's donating to the Annie House.
00:32:30It sounds like we sell raisin cookies.
00:32:32Hey.
00:32:33Hey.
00:32:34So, Colin is annoying as hell,
00:32:37but he has saved my ass more than a few times
00:32:40over the past few months.
00:32:42So, thank you for the ride.
00:32:44He's a champ.
00:32:44Oh, je te prie.
00:32:46You know I can tell this
00:32:47even from our first group meeting.
00:32:50Anonymous meetings.
00:32:52Right there in the name.
00:32:57Excuse me.
00:32:58I should not have brought up for your meetings.
00:33:18It's okay.
00:33:19Love my boss and I'm a next junkie.
00:33:51I should not have brought up for you.
00:34:21I should not have brought up for you.
00:34:51I am almost never surprised.
00:34:58May I come in?
00:35:05Sister Sage.
00:35:07Just Sage.
00:35:08Right.
00:35:11Vought added the sister part.
00:35:13Can't have one of us without a racial qualifier.
00:35:16Never seen you without the suit.
00:35:19My incognito.
00:35:19You know, I would have thought the smartest woman on earth would have a nicer place.
00:35:24Smartest person.
00:35:25And that person's too smart to give a fuck about Pottery Barn.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:29Preach, sister.
00:35:31Well, um, you're so smart.
00:35:36Show me.
00:35:39Show me.
00:35:44Based on your public appearances, your stylist is dying your hair more often.
00:35:48Used to be every month.
00:35:49Now it's every 2.4 weeks.
00:35:51Did she tell you you're going gray?
00:35:52Or is she hiding it?
00:35:53So between that and your enlarged prostate.
00:35:56But my fucking wife.
00:35:57Look at your hands.
00:35:58You've been washing them more often.
00:36:00So likely you've been peeing more often.
00:36:02Which makes sense.
00:36:03You got a lot of power.
00:36:04But you do age.
00:36:06Plus, there's that small matter.
00:36:08Your own father almost killed you.
00:36:11Wow.
00:36:14Any mouth breather could see you're going through some existential midlife.
00:36:20Whatever.
00:36:21It's pretty ballsy for someone whose power is a party trick.
00:36:24You are welcome to laser me.
00:36:26But I'm guessing you need me in my party trick or something.
00:36:33I need advice.
00:36:35From someone on my level.
00:36:38Of course, if you breathe a word of this, I'll pull you apart bit by bit.
00:36:42Naturally.
00:36:43God, I've spent my life scaling the peak of Vought.
00:36:48It's all I ever wanted.
00:36:50And now that I have it...
00:36:52You're still not happy.
00:36:56They save people.
00:36:58They cheer.
00:36:59They fucking kill people.
00:37:00They cheer.
00:37:02It's meaningless.
00:37:05Humans are nothing.
00:37:06They're less than nothing.
00:37:09They're just toys for my amusement.
00:37:11And yet, they control everything.
00:37:14It's unnatural.
00:37:15What kind of legacy am I going to leave to my son?
00:37:19A shithole country and a shithole world?
00:37:22Or something better?
00:37:23Something...
00:37:25pure.
00:37:27Cleansed.
00:37:28Like...
00:37:30Marble.
00:37:32You do realize that probably won't make you happy either.
00:37:35Still.
00:37:36Tell me how you'd go about it.
00:37:40Hypothetically.
00:37:41Rome.
00:37:46Greece.
00:37:47All democracies don't fail because people are fucking stupid.
00:37:52You don't need an army of supermen like Nazibay wanted.
00:37:57So German.
00:38:00If you crush the masses, who builds your monuments?
00:38:04Who tongues your taint?
00:38:05No.
00:38:07The people will tear it apart themselves.
00:38:11Just gotta nudge them a little.
00:38:13Then you get to swoop in.
00:38:16Be the ones saving it.
00:38:19Like Caesar.
00:38:20Like Caesar.
00:38:22Statistically.
00:38:24It's inevitable.
00:38:24It's inevitable.
00:38:24I'd like you to join the seven.
00:38:38No fucking way.
00:38:39Why not?
00:38:40Because I'm not wearing some vaguely racist super suit.
00:38:44In front of a bunch of clapping seals.
00:38:46Plus, I'm a black woman.
00:38:47Who is a thousand times smarter than you?
00:38:49Your ego can't handle it.
00:38:51I'm pretty smart myself.
00:38:53See what I mean?
00:38:54Smart enough to listen.
00:38:58I mean, really listen.
00:39:00To you.
00:39:01You can stay here, reeking of Taco Bell and loneliness.
00:39:07Or we can put some of your theories into practice on the global scale.
00:39:12It's the last time you got a chance like that.
00:39:14Butcher, what are you doing here?
00:39:26Good slate.
00:39:31What about you?
00:39:32Um, my dad, he, uh, he had a stroke.
00:39:35Oh, fuck.
00:39:36I'm sorry to hear that, mate.
00:39:38I'm just gonna grab a few things before I get back to him.
00:39:42Is he, uh...
00:39:43I, uh, I don't know.
00:39:47He, he called me right before it happened.
00:39:50And, um, I didn't pick up.
00:39:55Why didn't I pick up?
00:39:57I mean, maybe I could have seen it coming.
00:39:58I could, I could have...
00:39:58I don't know, Hughie.
00:40:00Don't bitch yourself up about it.
00:40:01There's nothing you could have done.
00:40:02All he ever wants is to chat about some...
00:40:04stupid fucking James Patterson book that he's reading,
00:40:07and I couldn't even give him that.
00:40:08And now they're saying that even if he lives...
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:14Yeah, well, I'd know what I'd want.
00:40:17A quick life's out.
00:40:19Better than the alternative.
00:40:20Sitting there,
00:40:21stewing in your mistakes.
00:40:25There's your way out, inevitable.
00:40:44I hope the old man pulls through.
00:40:50Hey,
00:40:51Hey.
00:40:55Hughie?
00:40:56Hey.
00:40:57I'm so sorry.
00:40:59I got here as soon as I could.
00:41:01I'm sorry.
00:41:04I'm okay.
00:41:14Turn here.
00:41:25Right here?
00:41:26Yes.
00:41:26So what does the CIA think of you wasting their vast resources
00:41:30all to hunt down the phone of Todd?
00:41:32I didn't ask.
00:41:34Just like I didn't ask you to come either.
00:41:36I didn't wear it here for you.
00:41:38You always want to me.
00:41:44I didn't ask.
00:41:50I don't know what to do.
00:42:20I know
00:42:30Yo white boys fire
00:42:50That's a good question
00:42:59What's that?
00:43:00She wonders how a man such as this
00:43:02Win the love of a woman like Monique, you know
00:43:05No, he's nice to my daughter
00:43:07Come on, there's only one reason
00:43:08Todd must be picking some serious heat between his legs
00:43:12Seriously, Frenchie, you did not have to come
00:43:14Okay, I'm only saying
00:43:16The man has some serious Pete Davidson energy over there, no?
00:43:20Do you recognize her?
00:43:27Not sure
00:43:27Hi, fellas, thanks for making it on such short notice
00:43:31He's here, right?
00:43:33Like, in the building here?
00:43:36This is the best day of my life
00:43:37Yeah
00:43:39Well, you know, Dirk, I'm not actually holding my breath underwater
00:43:47I'm technically breathing underwater
00:43:49So, it's more impressive
00:43:50Mmm, hey, train, you try these Buffalo Ranch bacon blasters?
00:43:54It's juicy
00:43:54Sage
00:43:55It's good to see you again
00:43:58What the fuck are you doing here?
00:44:00Homelander's tired of being surrounded by morons
00:44:03Hello, everyone
00:44:06Homelander!
00:44:07I just want to say it's a huge honor to be here with you
00:44:10Right, no, I can't stay long
00:44:11But
00:44:12I heard that you are some of my biggest fans
00:44:15Supporting me when others turn their backs
00:44:18I just wanted to personally say
00:44:19Thank you
00:44:20For your devotion
00:44:23And your sacrifice
00:44:25Well, really, it's you who gives so much to
00:44:30You people are more than just fans
00:44:33You're martyrs
00:44:35To the greatest cause on Earth
00:44:37Open it
00:44:38Got it
00:44:40Oh, bats
00:44:44I want you
00:44:48To take these bats
00:44:50And beat these gentlemen to death
00:44:53Now
00:45:06I think maybe we should go
00:45:27Oh, Jesus
00:45:30Mm-hmm
00:45:32Stay here
00:45:53Wait for further instructions
00:45:56Yo, what the fuck?
00:46:08That was so fucked up, you guys
00:46:10The fuck is he doing here?
00:46:18You should be at this trial, no?
00:46:21Shit, shit
00:46:21This exclusive live footage of Homelander
00:46:28Arriving at the courthouse just now
00:46:30The verdict will be read any moment
00:46:31So stay with us
00:46:32After these important messages
00:46:33Are you ready to stop reusing your catheter
00:46:36And start living your life?
00:46:37Go home, asshole
00:46:41My dog, my dog, my dog
00:46:47My dog, my dog
00:46:48It's coming
00:46:52Jurers are seated
00:46:54Any second
00:46:55Not guilty
00:47:10Fuck you, fascists
00:47:21Fuck you, fascists
00:47:25Stop it
00:47:31Come on
00:47:32You got this
00:48:01Go
00:48:03Go
00:48:04Go
00:48:08Go
00:48:17Go
00:48:21Go
00:48:25Go
00:48:26Go
00:48:27Go
00:48:30Against the
00:48:32I'm
00:48:32Go
00:48:33No
00:48:37Get
00:48:38No
00:48:39No
00:48:40I'm okay
00:48:41No, hey I'm okay
00:48:42I'm okay
00:48:44Are you okay?
00:48:45No
00:48:46I'm okay
00:48:47Okay
00:48:48I'm okay
00:48:49No
00:48:50No
00:48:51No
00:48:53No
00:48:54No
00:48:55No
00:48:57I
00:48:57Am
00:48:58No
00:48:59I don't know.
00:49:29Everyone remain calm
00:49:50You are very special people
00:49:52Stop it
00:49:54Stop it
00:49:55Everybody please
00:50:11Please go home
00:50:13We can fight but not like this
00:50:16Annie
00:50:16Get out
00:50:17Bitch
00:50:19Fucking straight ass
00:50:21I'm fucking
00:50:23Baby killing
00:50:24Bitch
00:50:24Just go home
00:50:26Go away
00:50:27Kiara
00:50:28Kiara
00:50:29Kiara
00:50:30Oh God
00:50:31Help
00:50:32Help
00:50:33Help
00:50:34Help
00:50:35Help
00:50:36Help
00:50:37Please
00:50:38Kiara
00:50:39You're fine
00:50:41She's going to go
00:50:43I'm going to go
00:50:44We're getting shot
00:50:45What's this?
00:50:46She's going to go
00:50:47I'm going to go
00:50:48I'm going to go
00:50:49I'm going to go
00:50:50I'm going to go
00:50:51Please return to your home. Please exit the facility in an orderly fashion.
00:51:04Please exit the facility in an orderly fashion. Please return to your home.
00:51:10Justice prevailed today as the jury in Homelander's murder trial handed down a not-guilty verdict.
00:51:18But that moment of national healing was cut tragically short.
00:51:22Violent attacks by Starlight supporters left three innocent patriots dead.
00:51:27Out of respect, we are going to wait until all families have been notified before we release the names of the victims.
00:51:33But we know that each of them gave their lives exercising their constitutional right to support them.
00:51:38Now, let us sleep. I'll come by first thing in the morning. We'll tell it together.
00:51:43Yeah.
00:51:48You're going to finish that?
00:52:09Oh, come on, buddy. We're supposed to be celebrating.
00:52:11What's wrong?
00:52:18No, it's nothing.
00:52:20Come on now. We talked about this.
00:52:23We have to share everything with each other.
00:52:27Do everything together until we almost merge into one.
00:52:31So, you tell me, son.
00:52:36Whatever it is, it's okay.
00:52:39I don't want Butcher to die.
00:52:41But even after he abandoned you like that, that was brutal.
00:52:55And all those things he said about you, he said awful, awful things about you.
00:53:00Just horrible.
00:53:04My mom loved him.
00:53:05What about you?
00:53:20What about you?
00:53:22What about you?
00:53:34No more, I was right.
00:53:40I was so fucked up.
00:53:42You have every right to be upset.
00:53:45I'm upset for you.
00:53:47What if we just left?
00:53:50We could vanish under the waves forever.
00:53:53Everyone there loves you for you for you as the sweet, sensitive, really strong swimmer you are.
00:54:03Look at me.
00:54:07Baby, look at me.
00:54:11We wouldn't have to hide our love anymore.
00:54:13We could just be Kevin and Ambrosius.
00:54:17What's up?
00:54:19We can never see you after God.
00:54:21We can still see you after God's heart.
00:54:26I don't know.
00:55:36I liked it even more than crisscross, crossjustice, doublecross, triplecross, crossfire, crosscountry, cross the line, even cross my heart.
00:55:47You know, so, anyway, lots to talk about.
00:55:51Give me a call.
00:55:52I'll love you soon.
00:55:53You get better, okay?
00:56:06You get better, and I will talk to you for hours about Deadly Cross.
00:56:11You can read the whole fucking book to me if you want.
00:56:16Deal?
00:56:20I really hope you can hear me.
00:56:21For what it's worth, I think you can.
00:56:36Mom?
00:56:36You promised me you would take care of Ryan.
00:56:52Letty-o, what you think I'm trying to do here?
00:56:55I think you're about to fuck over Huey again, and it's going to blow up in your face again.
00:57:03I saved the kid at the tower, didn't I?
00:57:06I had a clean shot at Homelander, game set and fucking match, but I chose to save him.
00:57:11What the hell do you want from me, Becca?
00:57:41Be the man that I married.
00:57:52That man died a long time ago.
00:57:56It's too late.
00:57:58I'm out.
00:58:11Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:58:32Well, I hope you're happy now.
00:58:40Well, I hope you're happy now.
00:58:40I hope you're happy now.
00:59:10I hope you're happy now.
00:59:12I hope you're happy now.
00:59:24I hope you're happy now.
00:59:28And England's screaming
00:59:30It's all, it's all
00:59:33I don't want you up in
00:59:35It's all, it's all
00:59:36I don't want you need
00:59:37There's no future
00:59:39No future
00:59:41No future for you
00:59:43God, take the queen
00:59:46For me, that man
00:59:49Where are my queen
00:59:52Both sides
00:59:56God, take the queen
00:59:59Cause two is all money
01:00:02And I figure that
01:00:05Is not what she sings
01:00:09I've got faith in three
01:00:12Cause I got my pride
01:00:15I'm not gonna have mercy
01:00:19All the crimes are mine
01:00:22I'm winning the future
01:00:24I can't even see it
01:00:26Where the power's in the dust
01:00:29Where the poison in
01:00:31And you're my machine
01:00:32Where the future
01:00:34Your future
01:00:36God, take the queen
01:00:38We mean it, man
01:00:41I never bring that side
01:00:49And I love you, John
01:00:52Love you, John
01:00:55Love you, John
01:00:59Love you, John
01:01:01Love is a job.
01:01:05Love is a job.
01:01:08Love is a job for you.
01:01:13Love is a job for you.
01:01:31Love is a job for you.
01:02:01Love is a job for you.
01:02:31Love is a job for you.
01:03:01Love is a job for you.
01:03:31Love is a job for you.
01:04:01Love is a job for you.
01:04:31Love is a job for you.
01:05:01Love is a job for you.
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