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00:00:00the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's been running test
00:00:14samir is the virus gone that's the only dose so we injected into your dead buddy over here
00:00:22to infect the crazy flying sheep where's samir we couldn't find dr shaw she knew the difference
00:00:28between right and wrong with that baby killer you set me up and you fell for it what's your next step
00:00:34the world went down rebuilt in your image jesus christ are you serious you recently found a leak
00:00:41i'm still gonna fuck your wife
00:00:44there's something wrong with me i don't know what to do i love you so much
00:00:52some scenes deserve eternal domination i've committed murders we don't belong with decent
00:00:57people we are monsters so other people don't have to be you chopped off my
00:01:01fucking leg we better work in no time what work you're gonna make us some more of that virus
00:01:14wakey wakey eggs and bakey motherfucker
00:01:16now listen up son we've been awfully patient with you and it's time to stop fucking about and get the job done
00:01:32mary's little lamb is starting to stink i could just bash your fucking head and jog your memory
00:01:37him or alternatively you just give us a list of what you need to extract the virus you cut off my
00:01:48fucking leg you saved me here for what
00:01:54listen mate i'm the only thing that's standing between you and the murder ball game and the why
00:01:59you don't understand i can't i can't vicky zoe i can't
00:02:07could just send you back to them in a fucking bucket you don't do whatever the we say
00:02:11are you all right
00:02:26yeah right as rain
00:02:30you got a week and make it strong enough to top homelander oh this could take months a week
00:02:37don't let him fall asleep this time
00:02:48to my right your left is the famous beresford hotel out of where ray fines's chris marshall
00:02:53pursued jay-lo's main marissa asking if any part of their love was real
00:03:00this has got to be a health code violation that's what he wanted
00:03:04my god did he love made in manhattan man that movie sucks it's so bad right it's so bad
00:03:13i just feel like maybe i shouldn't leave you know
00:03:17yeah you can call me anytime and come in same day yeah but people back home really need their
00:03:24mortality beauty care right really i'm i'm fine yeah yeah
00:03:34is she okay kumiko our friend in french who just turned himself in for a bunch of murders he
00:03:42committed for this russian mob boss but kumiko's upset that he didn't talk to her about it first so
00:03:48who the fuck are your friends abortion is murder abortion is murder hey
00:03:56fuck off asshole hey stop stop please please please okay sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry
00:04:02that man is a piece of shit dear folks this way that's not part of the tour
00:04:09that's not part of the country that's not part of the car
00:04:18patterson villanueva family davies line up for the next visitor shuttle
00:04:22Inmate's name in D.I.N.
00:04:36Inmate refused visitation.
00:04:39Next.
00:04:39I hope y'all are having a blessed day.
00:04:53Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical, and I'm tickled to announce that I'm filling in as the evening news anchor.
00:04:59So, without further ado, our top story.
00:05:04Are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you into joining their shuls?
00:05:09Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown, the RAND Corporation, and the Manischewitz kosher...
00:05:14Let your intention connect with an almost affectionate attention toward the breath.
00:05:24Hey, this is so fucked!
00:05:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
00:05:41Where are you?
00:05:42Toronto, so we can talk.
00:05:43They killed Cameron Coleman because they thought that he was the fucking leak.
00:05:48Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man.
00:05:50I'm done.
00:05:51Alright, no one ever said this would be easy.
00:05:54Think about your brother, your nephews.
00:05:56They'd be so proud of you, man.
00:05:57Who cares what my family thinks if I'm already fucking dead?
00:06:00Calm down.
00:06:01Now, walk me through everything, and let's process this shit together, alright?
00:06:07This is so fucked!
00:06:09So, before Cameron got beaten to death, Homelander was seen putting soups together like a...
00:06:15An army?
00:06:16Uh-huh.
00:06:17And then A-Train saw Tech Knight talking to Sage.
00:06:20Looked like they were playing or something, but...
00:06:22You want to talk to Tech Knight?
00:06:23No, he's having a Federalist Society party tonight at his estate.
00:06:27I cannot believe that this is about to come out of my mouth, but...
00:06:31We could use Butcher.
00:06:34Have you heard from him?
00:06:36What the fuck is M.I.A.?
00:06:38Hey.
00:06:39Maybe you should sit this out, you know?
00:06:42You've just been through so much with your dad.
00:06:44I'm fine.
00:06:46Focusing on work is exactly what I need to do right now, okay?
00:06:50Just trust me.
00:06:52Okay, so...
00:06:54How are we supposed to sneak into an alt-right cocktail party?
00:06:57Thought you'd never ask.
00:07:00Webweaver?
00:07:05I know you.
00:07:07Where's the limey?
00:07:11What about all that?
00:07:12That's your medicine.
00:07:14Usually, beard and the British want some dirt in exchange, but...
00:07:18I'm fresh out.
00:07:19Unless there's...
00:07:22Unless there's...
00:07:23Another way I can pay.
00:07:26Wink-wink.
00:07:28On the house.
00:07:29For being a loyal CI.
00:07:30I'm pretty fucked up.
00:07:41No cap.
00:07:43Would you mind doing the honors?
00:07:45Fuck you, me.
00:07:46Shoot it up my pooper, dog.
00:07:47Motherfucker, you done lost your mind.
00:07:49Noob on the table here.
00:07:50Squeeze bottle nut.
00:07:52The pump.
00:07:53The blue one on the right with the water base.
00:07:55In no fucking way.
00:07:57A.G.
00:07:59A.G.
00:07:59I'll roof that shit later.
00:08:09Fuck!
00:08:11Oh, you gotta really get it up in there, dog.
00:08:18Oh, yo, yo, yo!
00:08:19Ow!
00:08:20What?
00:08:20Oh, it's my web hole.
00:08:21Oh, my God.
00:08:22Back it up, back it up.
00:08:24Oh.
00:08:25Oh.
00:08:26Fuck!
00:08:27Oh.
00:08:29Hi!
00:08:33Ooh.
00:08:40Oh, oh!
00:08:42Oh, yo!
00:08:44Love that.
00:08:48Hey.
00:08:49Uh.
00:08:50You good?
00:08:51Want some Purell or...
00:08:52Okay, yep.
00:08:53I'm gonna...
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54Here we go.
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57Need enough Purell in the fucking world.
00:09:00How, uh...
00:09:00How long is he gonna be out for?
00:09:02With as much rohypnol as I shot up his ass at least 48 hours.
00:09:05Hit his pants.
00:09:06There's the big man.
00:09:30The myth, the legend, the symbol of America.
00:09:39Please, we're all patriots here.
00:09:42Good evening, sir.
00:09:43How are you?
00:09:43This is Ryan, my son.
00:09:44Hey.
00:09:48How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker?
00:09:50Well, it's, uh...
00:09:51Might have taken 18 rounds of voting, but we got there, didn't we?
00:09:55You know, sir, it's humbling to see your commitment to America.
00:09:59Greatest country on Earth.
00:10:01Can't wait to see you inherit the Seven one of these days.
00:10:04Those are mighty big boots to fill.
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:06Oh, Captain.
00:10:10My Captain.
00:10:12It is such an honor to have you here.
00:10:14I mean, the two top heroes together.
00:10:18Can't you just smell the team-up?
00:10:20You know, Sage and I might need you for the moment, but let's get one thing straight.
00:10:27There's no team-up.
00:10:29We're not equals.
00:10:31You're pathetic.
00:10:33Can't even fly, for God's sakes.
00:10:36Come on, buddy.
00:10:40Oh, what a cut-up.
00:10:42What part of you are an idiot, child?
00:10:51Not welcome at the adult table, do you not understand?
00:10:54Girl, I thought you knew everything.
00:10:56Tech Night invited me.
00:10:58We go way back.
00:11:04And the whole truth got picked up for another season on Vought Plus.
00:11:07It's a hit.
00:11:08Must be.
00:11:09You got all this.
00:11:10No, you don't get this from entertainment money.
00:11:14This is real money.
00:11:15Eleven generations money.
00:11:17The Vernon family started out as slave catchers.
00:11:21Now we own more private prisons than any other company in the U.S. of A.
00:11:25And you sure know how to fill them.
00:11:28From snout to tail, I catch, house, and rehab criminals.
00:11:32And then I catch them all over again.
00:11:35You know, I bet A-Train here would have given my great-great-granddaddy a run for his money.
00:11:38Oh?
00:11:39Huh?
00:11:39But we would have caught you.
00:11:42Oh!
00:11:45I guess we'll never know.
00:11:53Come on out, kid.
00:11:54You guys are gonna laugh.
00:11:56No one is gonna laugh.
00:11:57Guys, come on.
00:12:10You promised.
00:12:13Oh, my God.
00:12:14Okay, you know what?
00:12:15Sorry.
00:12:16Fuck you guys.
00:12:17How did a junkie like Webb Weaver score an invite to this anyway?
00:12:24Don't know.
00:12:25But A-Train said he's on the list.
00:12:26God, why is it weird so tight?
00:12:28It smells like ass-sweating broken dreams in here.
00:12:32Good.
00:12:32It'll hide your scent from Tech Night.
00:12:34You don't want to give him any tells.
00:12:35Wait, Tech Night has super smell?
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:38Smell.
00:12:39Vision.
00:12:40Taste.
00:12:40Touch.
00:12:41He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth.
00:12:42I don't like this.
00:12:43He's gonna make Huey.
00:12:44Well, how else are we gonna find out what Sage is cooking?
00:12:46Just gotta work fast, kid.
00:12:48Take these bugs, put them all over the party, and lure Tech Night back here as soon as you can.
00:12:53Okay, we'll take care of the rest.
00:12:54Oh, God.
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:57Calm check-ins every two minutes.
00:12:59Just say something, okay?
00:13:00Anything.
00:13:01Copy.
00:13:02And Webb Weaver's voice, motherfucker.
00:13:04Uh, copy, dog.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:08I'm fine.
00:13:10All right?
00:13:10Trust me.
00:13:13Okay.
00:13:15Ooh, that is ripe.
00:13:23Web Weaver.
00:13:30Master Night's expecting you.
00:13:32You'll be thrilled.
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:36So am I.
00:13:37Dog?
00:13:48Fuck.
00:13:49Oh, fuck.
00:13:49The seven are here.
00:13:51Just hurry up.
00:13:53And plant the bugs, Huey.
00:14:00Jesus.
00:14:00I'm so sorry.
00:14:02Uh.
00:14:03Madam Vice President-elect.
00:14:05Oh, shit.
00:14:06Uh.
00:14:11Um.
00:14:14Webb Weaver.
00:14:17It's quite a scent.
00:14:19Webb Weaver.
00:14:21You made it.
00:14:22Oh, it's so good to meet you in person.
00:14:25Finally.
00:14:26I feel like I already know you.
00:14:27Yeah, I know.
00:14:27Me too.
00:14:28You know, uh, Cap?
00:14:29Really, I'm honored that you would even consider the sidekick gig.
00:14:33I know it's a big change, but if tonight goes well, it's yours.
00:14:39Oh, uh, well, great.
00:14:40Mm-hmm.
00:14:41Um, that's great.
00:14:44Well, you know, I've never been to an estate before.
00:14:47Um, do you guys have stables?
00:14:48Let's get the tour started inside, okay?
00:14:53Come on.
00:14:54What happened to you?
00:14:57You look like you got ass-fucked by the business end of a hammer.
00:15:00Well, maybe I don't want to be at this CPAC nightmare any more than they want me.
00:15:04There's going to be a little sidebar later on.
00:15:06One percent of the one percent.
00:15:08Sage here is going to lube them up with cognac and Monte Cristos, and then convince them to
00:15:14commit a little high treason.
00:15:15I'm sorry, what the fuck?
00:15:16Why would I expose myself like that?
00:15:18Because in this room is 38% of the U.S. GDP, and if we have a shot in hell of pulling
00:15:22off the 25th Amendment, we need them.
00:15:25You want to be El Jefe or not?
00:15:30Good.
00:15:30Now, you're the version of prom.
00:15:32Go get finger popped.
00:15:37Oh, hey.
00:15:38You heard about Stan Edgar?
00:15:41No, what about him?
00:15:42Well, apparently, he got released from prison.
00:15:45Details are fairly sketchy as to why, how.
00:15:54But, yeah, he got out.
00:15:56Hasn't been seen since.
00:15:58Well, he's nothing if not slippery.
00:16:00I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
00:16:04He can't hurt us.
00:16:07Mm-hmm.
00:16:15That's why I went to the Safdies to direct.
00:16:21Can't you wait, check out.
00:16:22PG-13 bullshit.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:24I love these orchid prints in your stairway.
00:16:31Oh, wow.
00:16:33I love your study.
00:16:36So many books.
00:16:37Got the original Beatrice Stowe, Uncle Tom's Captain.
00:16:40Cool.
00:16:41Cool, cool.
00:16:42Now, look, I don't do this for just anybody, but you want to see the tech cave?
00:16:48The tech cave?
00:16:49Uh, sure.
00:16:50I mean, fuck yeah, dog.
00:16:56Oh, it's one of those hold the book hidden elevator thingies.
00:17:00Like in my movies.
00:17:01Like in your movies.
00:17:02Shh.
00:17:03Oh, my God.
00:17:26Oh, wow.
00:17:27Oh, wow.
00:17:28This is the tech cave.
00:17:34Cool, cool.
00:17:36Ah, you've met Elijah.
00:17:39Raised me since I lost my parents.
00:17:41He's like a dad to me.
00:17:43Isn't that right, Elijah?
00:17:45That's correct.
00:17:46Pastor Knight.
00:17:49There's nothing greater than a father's guiding hand.
00:17:53You know?
00:17:55That's for sure.
00:17:56Jesus.
00:17:58You didn't get all the Santorum off the gibbet cage.
00:18:01You'll be taken care of, sir.
00:18:03Most certainly.
00:18:05We gotta pull him out.
00:18:07No, no, Luke.
00:18:07Just, just hold on.
00:18:09Yeah.
00:18:11Uh.
00:18:15Who is that?
00:18:18That's my last sidekick.
00:18:21I don't like liars.
00:18:23The whole culture down here is based on trust.
00:18:32You agitated?
00:18:34No, I'm fine.
00:18:35I get it.
00:18:37This is all a little vanilla for you.
00:18:39But don't worry.
00:18:42Tonight, we're really gonna push ourselves
00:18:45to your level.
00:18:48Hey, dude.
00:19:04You fucking nuts.
00:19:06Put your mask back on.
00:19:08Get out of this chair.
00:19:09What are you doing?
00:19:09You know what's funny?
00:19:10I hate sacking.
00:19:12But I'm supposed to follow some stupid black ninja bullshit,
00:19:14which makes no goddamn sense, by the way.
00:19:16You ever meet a black ninja?
00:19:18Who knew your voice?
00:19:19There's nobody here.
00:19:20They left us like babies so they could go do important stuff.
00:19:23We don't matter.
00:19:24Hey, speak for yourself.
00:19:27I'm doing a ton of important shit.
00:19:28Yeah?
00:19:29Like what?
00:19:30You need to know, bro.
00:19:31You need to fucking know.
00:19:32Fuck it.
00:19:33I'm done.
00:19:34What do you have to do with all this shit?
00:19:35You're quitting?
00:19:36What are you gonna do?
00:19:37Seven's the biggest gig there is.
00:19:38I don't understand noir.
00:19:40Okay?
00:19:40You know there was nothing in his closet
00:19:41but literally like seven foul boxes
00:19:43of shitty Buster Beaver drawings?
00:19:45Why do you have that?
00:19:46Who the fuck knows or cares?
00:19:47I'm going to Missouri tomorrow.
00:19:52I booked Cirque du Vassana's show,
00:19:53Vivant, Music of the Bee Gees.
00:19:56Three nights a week in Branson.
00:19:57They're gonna let me fly.
00:19:59I can fly.
00:20:00Did you know that?
00:20:00Yeah, dude.
00:20:01We all know that.
00:20:01Like, why didn't you just come to me?
00:20:05About what?
00:20:06Seriously?
00:20:08Dude?
00:20:09Man, me and the old noir,
00:20:12we were like great bros.
00:20:14Like real bros.
00:20:15Give me this.
00:20:22A few years ago,
00:20:24noir cleared out
00:20:25an entire Indonesian fishing village
00:20:27about fresh farms
00:20:28was expanding their palm oil plantation
00:20:29but the locals were bitching
00:20:31because they needed the river to survive
00:20:32or whatever the fuck.
00:20:34The war canceled two dozen of them.
00:20:37Came back with a raging heart on for a week.
00:20:41Dude, see, what you're not getting
00:20:43is how horny killing made the old noir.
00:20:47That was his whole thing.
00:20:49But I don't really like violence.
00:20:55Look, I know this is hard to imagine
00:20:58but some people laugh at me.
00:21:01It's crazy, right?
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:03But you know what I realized?
00:21:06When I crush someone's nose
00:21:07into the back of their skull
00:21:09or beat them so bad
00:21:10that they'll never walk again,
00:21:12they're not laughing anymore.
00:21:15They show respect.
00:21:19Violence is power.
00:21:21I'm starting to get why
00:21:25I gave noir so much chub.
00:21:32Let your intention...
00:21:33Oh, something is wrong.
00:21:35Something is really, really wrong.
00:21:36We should have never sent him in there.
00:21:38Everything that's been going on
00:21:39with his dad, I mean, fuck!
00:21:42M.M.
00:21:43Annie, I hear you.
00:21:45What if we go in there
00:21:46and we blow that man's cover?
00:21:47Homelander is in there.
00:21:49Sage, Firecracker, Newman.
00:21:51I'm going in.
00:21:56Can we go?
00:22:03I'm going to move clarity forward
00:22:05through mindfulness.
00:22:11And a gang of halothane to go with it.
00:22:21Are you all right?
00:22:33I'm fine.
00:22:38How you chopped off
00:22:39an innocent man's leg.
00:22:42Does that sound fine to you?
00:22:44That's the only way.
00:22:46I'm going to get a proper crack at home.
00:22:48Have you talked to Ryan?
00:22:53Are you even trying to get him out anymore?
00:22:55Or is this just the same old bloodlust
00:22:58all over again?
00:22:59Jesus Christ, you're doing me fucking head in.
00:23:01I'm trying to save the bleeding world here.
00:23:05Claret's going to get spilt.
00:23:10I can't do
00:23:11what needs to be done
00:23:14and keep you happy.
00:23:17Billy, come on.
00:23:20It's saving the world, really?
00:23:21Billy, you're going to kill
00:23:24one Homelander.
00:23:27Just end up with another.
00:23:28You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:29You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:30You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:31You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:32You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:33You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:34You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:35You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:36You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:37You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:38You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:39You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:40You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:41You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:42You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:43You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:44You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:45You're going to kill one Homelander.
00:23:46all right split up stay connected stay the fuck out of sight
00:24:16actually we know if the rape is legitimate the woman's body has a way to reject that
00:24:24pregnancy a nationwide ban on abortion is just good policy
00:24:29tequila shots reposado keep them coming
00:24:42I just had abortion mansplained to me by a guy who refuses to be alone with any
00:24:52woman who was in his wife or mistress
00:24:55I don't know I'm cozying up to these people here you're fucking asking me to do
00:25:01the impossible here
00:25:12when I was 11 my grandma was diagnosed with stage three chronic lymphocytic
00:25:17leukemia she had the biggest laugh but she got so small so fast she's bedridden the
00:25:26doctors didn't care about saving some old ex-black panther and they told my parents
00:25:30there was nothing to be done I stayed up the next three nights discovered a cure
00:25:35presented my research to those satisfied fat crackers they patted me on the head
00:25:43said I was adorable and laughed at me grandma died screaming in pain
00:25:48I could cure cancer reverse global warming but what's the point humans are animals and the lines at
00:26:04vault land are too long as it is
00:26:05why are you telling me this because you remember when it's like being a little girl no one fucking listens to
00:26:18and because fuck them all
00:26:23the only way women like us have ever gotten what we deserved
00:26:30one hand in their pockets while the other slits their fucking throats
00:26:36no
00:26:40you in or out
00:26:44it's great party huh
00:27:03it's great party huh y'all see all the free shrimp they got
00:27:14firecracker it's kind of a private conversation
00:27:18but i'm sure the bar has some sunny d in everclear
00:27:21where's our host
00:27:35i have not seen him in a while
00:27:38master night
00:27:43it's your favorite german chocolate for the texture against the bare cheeks right
00:27:48okay
00:28:04no
00:28:06okay
00:28:06okay
00:28:08oh shit
00:28:10now
00:28:34fart
00:28:36that's that's okay
00:28:42i don't really i don't really have to
00:28:43dog
00:28:44yeah i bet i'm fine though
00:28:51this is fine
00:28:53it's fucking hot
00:29:04you started without me
00:29:10oh no no no no
00:29:11you
00:29:12are just in time
00:29:14i left a present for you in the changing room
00:29:20and no
00:29:21it's not scat
00:29:23this time
00:29:24web weaver
00:29:30clean up
00:29:32clean up
00:29:32we are just
00:29:34getting started
00:29:35oh man
00:29:44god damn
00:29:55you really do look like warmed up shit
00:29:58you don't gotta fuck yourself
00:30:00i already did
00:30:02twice today
00:30:03look at how my hand cramped up
00:30:06you know we gotta give some air credit
00:30:12little fucker is a tough nut
00:30:15you'll crack
00:30:17ain't got no choice
00:30:20none of us do
00:30:21what's that supposed to mean
00:30:25man you might know what was harder for me than going off on that last tour
00:30:39coming home
00:30:42applebee's with tanya
00:30:46helping joe jr with his trick
00:30:48fucking towel shopping
00:30:50everywhere i looked i saw the faces
00:30:55the ruined faces of those men that you and me torture and kill
00:31:01you see i just i couldn't square up who i was at home
00:31:06with the shit that i'd done
00:31:08and then one night
00:31:10boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings
00:31:14came to me
00:31:16crystal
00:31:17that guy that
00:31:20was taking out the trash and watching sports center
00:31:23that wasn't me
00:31:25the real me
00:31:27the real me likes to hear him scream
00:31:31so now tell me billy
00:31:37who's the real you
00:31:40should we get back to the party
00:31:49oh this is the party baby
00:31:51when that shit upstairs is over
00:31:54the real movers will come down here
00:31:55and i want to play with you too
00:31:58i'm gonna sit my swollen clit on your stupid masked face and piss like a skunk
00:32:11and i just had asparagus
00:32:14you want that
00:32:16yes
00:32:17yes
00:32:18i said you want that pain slut
00:32:22yes
00:32:22yes mistress
00:32:23i'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it
00:32:30i am 100 percent a cannibal
00:32:31no more
00:32:33i'll go
00:32:34if webweaver wants you to stop
00:32:37you'll use a safe word
00:32:38i'm gonna feel your pink asshole around my wrist until you shit
00:32:50spiderweb
00:32:51spiderweb
00:32:52what
00:32:53oh sorry
00:32:54sorry i just like to shout stuff out while i'm being tickled
00:32:57i'm so fucking turned on right now
00:32:59yes
00:33:02oh it's getting pretty swampy down there
00:33:08tarantula
00:33:09what the fuck
00:33:18i'm not here for you
00:33:34i don't give two shits
00:33:36what you're here for
00:33:37i should call home later right now to come and glaze your tits off
00:33:41fuck
00:33:43why don't you go over here and try and sucker punch me now bitch
00:33:48look
00:33:49you were right
00:33:50no
00:33:50don't go trying to apologize to me
00:33:53i'm about to change your fucking life
00:33:56i'm sorry for what i did to you when we were kids
00:34:00let me guess that was starlight right
00:34:02and that's not you anymore
00:34:03no
00:34:03no
00:34:04i tried to run away from starlight
00:34:06tried to leave her behind like
00:34:08she was a different person but
00:34:09she's me
00:34:10she saw me and i said those fucking awful
00:34:14awful things to you
00:34:16and if i'm being honest to other girls too
00:34:18look it doesn't forgive you for being a cunt for what you did
00:34:22but for my end of things
00:34:25i'm sorry
00:34:29i am so sorry
00:34:35oh my god
00:34:44oh my god
00:34:58oh god you still got it mommy you still got it
00:35:08why don't you go get changed huh
00:35:12get back upstairs replenish your fluids
00:35:16I'll be there in a minute
00:35:19thank you so much
00:35:26I'm fine
00:35:27everything's fine
00:35:29you having a good time
00:35:38oh yeah yeah
00:35:41yeah just so much
00:35:44dried gum you just
00:35:45you tap my hundies
00:35:47they'll shatter like peanut brittle man
00:35:49oh
00:35:51hey so
00:35:53did I get the gig
00:35:54just one last thing
00:36:01what's your safe word
00:36:04oh
00:36:06you know I'm actually I'm probably gonna save that for something I really can't handle
00:36:12but yeah I'm good
00:36:13you're trembling
00:36:16your body's riddled by hortifelation
00:36:19come on
00:36:22it's the thing that you love the most
00:36:25say it
00:36:32lube
00:36:39I know you
00:36:47you're Huey Campbell
00:36:49fuck
00:36:51this is actually great news
00:36:53not only
00:36:54am I gonna get points
00:36:56for catching you
00:36:58but
00:36:58before I let the big guy
00:37:00know that you're down here
00:37:02wait a minute
00:37:03wait a minute
00:37:03wait a minute
00:37:04wait a minute
00:37:04wait a minute
00:37:04you were
00:37:05hey
00:37:06you were my favorite hero as a kid
00:37:08okay you don't want to do this
00:37:09everybody always has the same holes
00:37:12over and over again
00:37:14it gets so fucking boring
00:37:15sometimes
00:37:16you just gotta make your own
00:37:18and then fuck them
00:37:25no
00:37:27what's that
00:37:34he reset orchids right
00:37:39don't you fucking move
00:37:50Kimiko
00:37:52find Tech Knight's stupid fucking secret passage book
00:37:55all I have to do is scream
00:37:59be the last thing you do
00:38:00you're smart but you ain't bulletproof
00:38:02but if you kill me
00:38:06you'd have to look Janine in the eye
00:38:08I said stop fucking moving
00:38:11doesn't she have enough problems
00:38:14expelled
00:38:15pulled a boy to eat a bag of dicks
00:38:18and then broke his arm
00:38:18you been watching my daughter
00:38:20I mean she gets that from me
00:38:22and chip off the whole block
00:38:23shut the fuck up
00:38:25she has anger issues
00:38:26early signs of OCD
00:38:28you see that right
00:38:29I said shut up
00:38:30you cursed the poor girl
00:38:31move
00:38:32I said shut up
00:38:33I said shut up
00:38:34I said shut up
00:38:35I said shut up
00:38:36I said shut up
00:38:37I said shut up
00:38:38I said shut up
00:38:39I said shut up
00:38:40I said shut up
00:38:41I said shut up
00:38:42I said shut up
00:38:43I said shut up
00:38:44I said shut up
00:38:45I said shut up
00:38:46I said shut up
00:38:47I said shut up
00:38:48I said shut up
00:38:49I said shut up
00:38:50I said shut up
00:38:51I said shut up
00:38:52I said shut up
00:38:53I said shut up
00:38:54I said shut up
00:38:55I said shut up
00:38:56I said shut up
00:38:57I said shut up
00:38:58I said shut up
00:38:59Look, this is a white Christian nation founded on white Christian values.
00:39:15Church and state are the same thing.
00:39:17We need to report justices to protect our values, no matter how much they cost.
00:39:29Y'all are supposed to be undercover.
00:39:32What the fuck did you do?
00:39:35Shit.
00:39:35Damn.
00:39:49Oh, fuck no.
00:39:50I'm not taking him.
00:39:51You're gonna get me murdered.
00:39:58Let's try it, bitch.
00:39:59Let's try it, bitch.
00:40:29No matter what happens, I want you to keep fighting.
00:40:46Oh, my God.
00:41:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:41:03I'm here.
00:41:04I'm here.
00:41:04I'm here.
00:41:05You're okay.
00:41:06Hey.
00:41:27Hey.
00:41:27Just go in over here, okay?
00:41:44Come on, you.
00:41:44You know what I'm saying.
00:41:46What is going on?
00:41:50Tech Night, A Train, Firecracker, they're all M.I.A.
00:41:53And where the fuck have you been?
00:41:55I once ate a whole bag of candy corns.
00:41:58What?
00:42:01What?
00:42:02In my mouth.
00:42:04I ate them.
00:42:05Sage, what the fuck?
00:42:09What happened to you?
00:42:10Brain damage.
00:42:11But now, I can't really go for a Crunchwrap Supreme and a Simeon.
00:42:18Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:19Look at me.
00:42:20Hmm?
00:42:20Get a grip on yourself right now.
00:42:23Get a fucking grip.
00:42:24Right.
00:42:24Right now.
00:42:25Come on.
00:42:25Come on.
00:42:25Come on.
00:42:26Fuck it.
00:42:45Fuck it.
00:42:46I'll do it myself.
00:42:47Folks.
00:42:49Thank you for coming.
00:42:52I'm sure you're wondering why we pulled you aside, so let's get right to it.
00:42:56I think we can all agree that Robert Singer is the greatest threat this nation has ever faced.
00:43:02He is going to destroy this whole country.
00:43:06You all met Brian, my son?
00:43:08For his sake, I cannot and I will not let that stand.
00:43:12Does she agree?
00:43:14Of course.
00:43:15Especially her.
00:43:16She's not just eye candy.
00:43:18No, no.
00:43:19Victoria here, she's an integral part of the plan.
00:43:22She sees up close what a doddering slave to the woke mob Singer really is.
00:43:26How great the threat really is.
00:43:29So once he's in office, we need to act.
00:43:32We need to invoke the 25th Amendment.
00:43:34You're talking about a coup.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38I'm not.
00:43:39I'm talking about saving this country.
00:43:41Before Singer replaces us with a bunch of transgender illegals that will do everything.
00:43:47Save the boogeyman shit for the idiots watching VNN.
00:43:50How do you propose to handle the Justice Department?
00:43:55They will all be our appointees, obviously.
00:44:00And the military's reaction?
00:44:01Or OPEC.
00:44:02How are you going to guarantee our oil reserves?
00:44:04Of course.
00:44:05There is going to be some birth pains.
00:44:07The shot to the markets would be total.
00:44:09And what happens if civil servants resign en masse?
00:44:12With all due respect, sir, I think you got a little hitch in your giddy-up.
00:44:16Who's handling all this?
00:44:19Great question.
00:44:21This is great.
00:44:21Great questions.
00:44:23Truly.
00:44:24And, uh, Sage.
00:44:26Sage, uh...
00:44:29Has the details.
00:44:30Who's handling all this?
00:44:42Me.
00:44:45I fucking am.
00:44:49Look, I'm sure you're all wondering why I'm here tonight instead of rimming out AOC while shouting,
00:44:54Defund the police of her asshole.
00:44:56But I am here tonight to tell you the truth.
00:45:06Truth is, America's not a democracy.
00:45:10The word democracy makes people feel safe.
00:45:14But the founders never trusted the masses because the truth is the masses are fucking stupid.
00:45:20Anyone who owns a live-laugh-love mug shouldn't have a say in how a country is run.
00:45:26People are a labor force that need a kind but firm hand.
00:45:31There are no nations.
00:45:32There's Apple, Exxon, and Berkshire Hathaway.
00:45:35Corporations are the real superpowers here.
00:45:38You should be able to operate without any regulation or restriction whatsoever.
00:45:43After all, you're billionaires.
00:45:44You are smart enough to know what's best.
00:45:47Bottom line, you support me, and that is what you'll fucking get.
00:45:52Hear, hear.
00:46:00Hear, hear.
00:46:01Hear, hear.
00:46:02Hear, hear.
00:46:02Hear, hear.
00:46:04Hear, hear.
00:46:04Hear, hear.
00:46:05Hear, hear.
00:46:06Hear, hear.
00:46:07Hear, hear.
00:46:08Hear, hear.
00:46:09Hear, hear.
00:46:10Hear, hear.
00:46:11Hear, hear.
00:46:12Hear, hear.
00:46:13Hear, hear.
00:46:14Hear, hear.
00:46:15Hear, hear.
00:46:16Hear, hear.
00:46:17Hear, hear.
00:46:18Hear, hear.
00:46:19Hear, hear.
00:46:20Hear, hear.
00:46:21Hear, hear.
00:46:22Oh, I dreamt of having you down here to humiliate Starlight.
00:46:43You've been secretly meeting your sage.
00:46:47Why?
00:46:47You're so fucking dead when Homelander comes down here.
00:46:50Do you know how fucking dead you all are?
00:47:01Fuck! Yeah!
00:47:04Oh, fucking hurt me.
00:47:15Squeeze my balls. Come on, squeeze them.
00:47:17How do you torture a masochist?
00:47:20No!
00:47:25Lodio, get help, boy!
00:47:26It's all of his bank accounts. Just needs a retinal scan.
00:47:33Wait, what are you doing?
00:47:34No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't you fucking do it!
00:47:40No!
00:47:41No!
00:47:42No!
00:47:43No!
00:47:44No!
00:47:45No!
00:47:46No, no, no, no, no! Don't you fucking do it!
00:47:47No!
00:47:48No!
00:47:49No!
00:47:50No!
00:47:51No!
00:47:52No!
00:47:53No!
00:47:54No!
00:47:55No!
00:47:56No you fucking fuck!
00:47:57Ok.
00:47:58Alright, let's see.
00:47:59How do you hurt a billionaire?
00:48:01About $40 million to Elizabeth Warren's super pack.
00:48:05How's that sound?
00:48:06No, fuck you, I'll kill you.
00:48:08And $65 million to The Innocence Project.
00:48:12You whore.
00:48:13You skunk pussy bitch.
00:48:15I'll fucking make you hurt, I swear to fucking God.
00:48:19Fuck you.
00:48:23Fuck.
00:48:24Ready to talk?
00:48:25Eat shit.
00:48:26$100 million to Black Lives Matter.
00:48:28No, not those people.
00:48:30Fuck you.
00:48:30Fuck you.
00:48:31No, no, wait.
00:48:32Wait.
00:48:33Oh.
00:48:34They didn't mend me a deal.
00:48:37Okay?
00:48:38What deal?
00:48:39They'll fucking murder me.
00:48:40They'll fucking murder me.
00:48:42Do it.
00:48:43No, please, please, please.
00:48:44Do use my prisons.
00:48:46My prisons.
00:48:47Homelander and Sage.
00:48:49They need places across the country to put their dissidents.
00:48:53Look, I don't know anything else.
00:48:56Okay?
00:48:56That's all.
00:48:58He's talking about internment camps.
00:49:00Hey, stop.
00:49:09What do you get back?
00:49:10Now!
00:49:11I raised this dead title piece of shit from a little boy.
00:49:18I listened to him moan about his career.
00:49:20A clean cum out of too many goddamn holes to count.
00:49:26The prison camps.
00:49:31No.
00:49:32It would make it look like an accident.
00:49:35You always admired David Carradine.
00:49:38Zendaya.
00:49:43Zendaya.
00:49:44The safe word.
00:49:47It was Zendaya.
00:49:48Heart attack, huh?
00:49:55How bad is it, Doc?
00:49:58Not quite.
00:49:58Not quite.
00:49:59Panic attack.
00:50:01Folks mix it up all the time.
00:50:03Consider this the universe's warning, Mr. Moak.
00:50:05Whatever you're doing, stop it.
00:50:08Take some downtime now.
00:50:10Before you really have a heart attack.
00:50:12Dr. Tolcher.
00:50:16Madman 502.
00:50:17Dr. Tolcher.
00:50:18Madman 502.
00:50:21Ma'am.
00:50:34I'm sorry, but I just don't think your inmate wants to see you.
00:50:42I need out of that way.
00:50:44I need out of that way.
00:51:04Where were you last night?
00:51:21Starlight was at the mansion.
00:51:26What?
00:51:27I chased her outside, but the bitch got away.
00:51:30She did.
00:51:37Tech Nights did.
00:51:42Probably Starlight and her friends did it.
00:51:46How do you think they knew about the party?
00:51:49Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.
00:51:52So either Sage was lying to you,
00:51:54or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.
00:51:57And fuck, I heard about her performance.
00:52:00Last night, sir, I just want you to know that I...
00:52:02So, you're the one that let Starlight get away.
00:52:07So how do I know that you're not the leak?
00:52:12When you found me,
00:52:14my podcast had, I don't know, a couple hundred fans.
00:52:19You know, folks laughed.
00:52:20Now I'm the fucking anchor at VNN with millions of followers.
00:52:31And they ain't laughing no more.
00:52:33I really don't care.
00:52:35Please, just let me finish.
00:52:38Now, I have spent my whole life on the outside looking in.
00:52:44It was you
00:52:48who threw that door open for me, sir.
00:52:52You brought me in.
00:52:55God, you have given me
00:52:57everything.
00:53:00You
00:53:04are everything
00:53:06to me.
00:53:16What are you doing?
00:53:19I am not sexually attracted to you.
00:53:21I'm saying about sex.
00:53:22This...
00:53:23This...
00:53:25This is about loyalty.
00:53:44You're not pregnant.
00:53:48There's a...
00:53:50A long
00:53:51regimen of drugs
00:53:53a person can take
00:53:53to make it happen.
00:53:56It enlarges the heart
00:53:57just a tiny little bit.
00:54:04You did this for me?
00:54:07I'd do anything for you.
00:54:14Anything.
00:54:18Yes, my boy.
00:54:24Yes, my good little boy.
00:54:34Anyone who owns a live, laugh, love mug
00:54:36shouldn't have a say in how a country is run.
00:54:39People are a labor force
00:54:40that need a kind...
00:54:43Do you think Vicky knows about the...
00:54:45internment camps?
00:54:49Christ, I knew your shit was bad.
00:54:51I just did not know how bad.
00:54:56Ashley rubbed one out
00:54:57while she tickled my feet.
00:55:01She said so many horrible things.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:06Huey, what else did she do to you?
00:55:08No.
00:55:08I'm not fine.
00:55:17I'm really not fine.
00:55:20I miss him, Annie.
00:55:21I miss my dad.
00:55:22Oh, yeah.
00:55:24I'm so sorry.
00:55:26It's okay.
00:55:27I'm so sorry.
00:55:28I'm so sorry.
00:55:28I'm so sorry.
00:55:28I'm so sorry.
00:55:30I'm so sorry.
00:55:32I'm so sorry.
00:55:36I'm so sorry.
00:55:38Well, looky here.
00:55:40Christmas came early, Samir.
00:55:43Naked it off a French block.
00:55:46Should be enough to get you started.
00:55:50I won't do it.
00:55:51Fuck, you won't.
00:55:54Do what you want to me,
00:55:55but I can't do this for you.
00:55:58Listen, one dose
00:56:00strong enough to top Homelander
00:56:02and then you can go back to what's the name
00:56:04and you don't got to see me no more.
00:56:06But that's first.
00:56:11You don't understand.
00:56:13I can't.
00:56:14It's what we realized in the lab.
00:56:16To make the virus strong enough
00:56:18to kill Homelander
00:56:19would evolve into something unstable.
00:56:22What you mean, unstable?
00:56:24Airborne.
00:56:25Highly contagious.
00:56:27Super lethal.
00:56:28No one with compound V
00:56:29in their bloodstream
00:56:30would be safe.
00:56:31A global fucking pandemic.
00:56:34We're not just talking about
00:56:35killing Homelander.
00:56:36We're talking about
00:56:37killing every soup on Earth.
00:56:40That's Annie.
00:56:42Kimiko.
00:56:43Ryan.
00:56:45Vicky.
00:56:46Zoe.
00:56:46I'm sorry.
00:56:53But when they say shit's fallen
00:56:55into the wrong hands,
00:56:56they mean your hands.
00:57:05This is beyond our wildest dreams.
00:57:08Man, don't just give us a silver bullet.
00:57:10We can wipe them all out.
00:57:13Billy,
00:57:14you cannot go along with this.
00:57:16Listen, mate.
00:57:17No one ever said nothing
00:57:19about genocide.
00:57:20Is that a fucking joke?
00:57:22He's insane.
00:57:23Who was it that said
00:57:24they all got to go?
00:57:25Every fucking last one of them.
00:57:27He's talking about murder,
00:57:29Billy.
00:57:30Of thousands.
00:57:30Think how much better
00:57:31the world will be.
00:57:32And a lot of them are innocent,
00:57:33okay?
00:57:33I know you.
00:57:34Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch!
00:57:40Wait a minute.
00:57:42You can see her.
00:57:55What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
00:57:57You're me.
00:57:57I mean,
00:58:00out of all the fucking people
00:58:02that your festering,
00:58:03fucked up brain
00:58:04could have conjured up,
00:58:05you picked me.
00:58:09The real Joe Kessler?
00:58:11He's dead in the Pansier Valley,
00:58:13motherfucker.
00:58:14You never dragged me out.
00:58:15You left me to die.
00:58:17I'll be back at the end
00:58:18of the table at no time.
00:58:21Get Ryan's head clear,
00:58:23and that's it.
00:58:24Call this cloak,
00:58:25and there you go,
00:58:25it's bloody freezing out here.
00:58:27We'll patch you up,
00:58:28right as rain.
00:58:30No.
00:58:33No.
00:58:34No, I'd remember that.
00:58:35I'd fucking remember that.
00:58:37Unless, of course,
00:58:38you got a big old fat
00:58:39V-dub brain tumor,
00:58:40you cunt,
00:58:41which is why you are
00:58:42seeing me in the first place.
00:58:43I killed Ezekiel for you.
00:58:49I am inside of you.
00:58:52I am you.
00:58:54Which is why
00:58:55when I tell you
00:58:56you want to do this,
00:58:57I am literally telling you
00:58:59that you fucking
00:59:00want to do this.
00:59:04So don't you worry,
00:59:06Billy Maguire.
00:59:06Daddy's home.
00:59:08Daddy's home.
00:59:10I don't know.
00:59:40I don't know.
01:00:10I don't know.
01:00:40I don't know.
01:01:10I don't know.
01:01:40I don't know.
01:02:10I don't know.
01:02:40I don't know.
01:03:10I don't know.
01:03:40I don't know.
01:04:10I don't know.
01:04:40I don't know.
01:05:10I don't know.
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