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An executive recalls how he may have ended up going from his golf game to an autopsy room. | dG1feDdPOEFTZ1Z5TVk
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00:00It's so dark. Am I unconscious? I can feel contact from the top of my head to the balls of my feet. I can smell something that might be rubber or vinyl.
00:15Oh my God! I'm in a body bag!
00:22Uh, found him on the 14th hole over at Derry Municipal. Just off the course, actually. A few steps into the woods.
00:28Uh, if someone hadn't seen his legs sticking out of the, uh, pucker brush, he'd be in Ant Farm by now.
00:33Ah, I know what that is! Shut up and listen to me! Oh, God!
00:42Oh, we have many secrets in autopsy room four, my dear.
00:47I'm commencing the autopsy at 5.49 p.m. on Saturday, August 20th, 1994.
00:58Ah-ha! Petey boy! Finally see what's right in front of you, huh?
01:02He's alive.
01:04No! God bless you, Rusty! God bless you and your onion breath!
01:09Oh, God! No! Oh, Jesus! Please, no!
01:13What the fuck?
01:25Dear God, what have they jammed up my ass?
01:30God bless you!
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