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The G.O.A.T. is back on a boat ... Tom Brady was seen yachting in Europe once more on Thursday -- though he appeared to be without his summer boo, Sofia Vergara.

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00:00Ah yes, that chiseled physique, that natural tan.

00:05It's time for Tom Brady, Hotty on a Yachty.

00:09The goat is back on a boat.

00:11Damn, that was much better.

00:13But yeah, Tom's soaking up some sun off Saint Tropez.

00:16And look at this guy.

00:18All right, ladies, let's hear it.

00:20This guy is a stud.

00:21He's a treat.

00:22His body complexion is perfect.

00:24There's not a mole or a wrinkle or anything.

00:27He doesn't own a t-shirt.

00:28Doesn't need a t-shirt.

00:30Have you seen Tom in a shirt?

00:32Yeah, at the wedding.

00:33Begrudgingly.

00:34Hey, speaking of that, you and Sofia got pretty cozy after the wedding.

00:38But there's no sign of Sofia Vergara.

00:41Bye.

00:42Oh, who knows?

00:43Anyway, there's plenty of time to go around.

00:46But dude, you're making us all look bad.

00:48Tom Brady lived most of his life kind of doughy, right?

00:52Doughy.

00:53Well, relatively speaking, now he is ripped.

00:56He has worked really hard.

00:58So what if he's doing it to say, hey, look at me?

01:01Who cares?

01:02He's the closest thing that we have to a Greek guy.

01:05Oh, my God.

01:06Exactly.

01:07It's as if Zeus himself came to earth, fathered a demigod,

01:11who ventured forth and married Aphrodite,

01:13who later went and banged her jiu-jitsu teacher.

01:16It's freaking mythology.

01:17Usually, I don't love a man in a chain,

01:19but this is kind of doing it for me.

01:21Harvey, pull it out.

01:23They mean the chain.

01:26Enjoy France, Tom.

01:28And your millions of dollars.

01:30And your perfect body.

01:32Eh, screw you.

01:34Oh, my God.

01:38See you next time.

01:39See you next time.

01:40Bye.

01:41Bye.

01:42Bye.

01:43Bye.

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