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00:00It's a winter time, come on grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands, we'll wake the dog and bend the new end of them, we'll never end, it's a winter time.
00:30Yeah! What's for beef ass, Jake? Everything burrito! I love you, everything burrito.
01:00Oh man, I think someone wants to eat everything burrito, I won't let them get you baby.
01:07Jake, come on, get ready.
01:10Ready.
01:12Peep?
01:16So cute.
01:17Look at the little faces.
01:19We're not cute, we're evil, and we're here to dominate you.
01:24Get the camera Jake.
01:26I can't, I'm paralyzed by the cuteness.
01:28Beemo! Beemo! Beemo! Beemo! Beemo!
01:31What? What? What? What?
01:33Beemo, get the camera!
01:34Beemo is camera.
01:43Enough!
01:44Now, bow down to me, Cute King, and my legion of cuties!
01:50Great shot, Beemo!
01:53Since you won't take us seriously, we will kill you!
01:58Until then, enjoy your burrito, Jake.
02:03Huh?
02:05Hehehehe.
02:06Hehehehe.
02:07Hehehehe.
02:08Hehehehe.
02:09Woo!
02:10My burrito!
02:11It's perfectly fine.
02:13No, Finn.
02:14They probably poisoned it.
02:16Nah.
02:17They knew my name.
02:19They knew about the burrito.
02:21Man.
02:22You're letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up.
02:25You'll see.
02:26Those cuties are nothing but an afternoon's delight.
02:28Hmm.
02:29Jake?
02:30What are you doing in my bed?
02:31Oh, nothing much.
02:32You know, just chilling.
02:33Wait a second.
02:34Are you still messed up about those little guys?
02:36A little.
02:37Look, man.
02:38What do you say tomorrow morning we go track those little guys down and find out just what
02:43their deal is.
02:44Sound good, buddy?
02:45Yeah.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Thanks, buddy.
02:48Man, you sound just like mom sometimes.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Good ol' mom.
02:51She always knew just what to say.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Good night, Britta.
02:54Good night.
02:55Good night.
02:56Finn.
02:57Finn.
02:58Finn.
02:59Finn.
03:00Finn.
03:02Finn.
03:03Finn.
03:04Finn.
03:05Finn.
03:06Finn.
03:07Finn.
03:08Finn.
03:09Finn.
03:10Finn.
03:11Finn.
03:12Finn.
03:13Finn.
03:14Finn.
03:15Finn.
03:16Finn.
03:17Finn wake up, man.
03:18Wh-huh?
03:19I think someone's in the house.
03:20Hmm.
03:23For real, man.
03:24Shh.
03:25Listen.
03:26Uh.
03:28I swear, man, I really heard something.
03:32Finn.
03:34I heard.
03:35Okay.
03:36Who's out there?
03:43What the...
03:44That's my sword!
03:45What do they want with my sword, man?
03:50It came from downstairs.
03:52All right, that's it.
03:54Where are you going?
03:56I'm gonna go manhandle those guys' banandles.
04:00What?
04:03Well, they broke a window, but I don't see any of them.
04:07I guess they left.
04:09Oh, no.
04:10Oh, no!
04:11Jake, what is it?
04:13Oh, no!
04:15It's a dead goat, man!
04:17Its guts are all over the place!
04:19It's all chopped up and spread around and...
04:23Oh, no, wait, it's just a blanket.
04:25I think I left it here this morning.
04:26Jake, Finn, this is the voice of your mom.
04:32I've come back to tell you how dumb you always are.
04:36I hate you guys so much!
04:41Oh!
04:42Get him, Jake!
04:44Ha!
04:45Ha!
04:51Jake, I got him!
04:54He's freaking out, man!
04:55What do I do?
04:57Shake him.
04:57What?
04:58Shake him around till he stops!
05:00Okay.
05:01Ha!
05:01Ha!
05:01Ha!
05:02Ha!
05:02Ha!
05:02Ha!
05:03Ha!
05:03Ha!
05:04Ha!
05:04Ha!
05:04Ha!
05:05Ha!
05:05Ha!
05:06Ha!
05:07Ha!
05:07Ha!
05:07Ha!
05:07Ha!
05:07Ha!
05:08Ha!
05:09Ha!
05:09Ha!
05:09Ha!
05:09Ha!
05:10How do you even know about our mom?
05:12We've been watching you.
05:13Learning your weaknesses.
05:16What? Why?
05:17For tomorrow morning.
05:18When our army comes and kills you both.
05:22You think we're so cute.
05:24When actually...
05:25We're the opposite of that!
05:28Hold him!
05:36Oh, gross.
05:37Well, do you believe me now, Finn?
05:41I...
05:41I don't know what to believe anymore.
05:44Well, that's close enough.
05:45Let's start setting up some barricades.
05:58There's got to be a thousand of them.
06:00Wait.
06:01Jake, look.
06:02Yeah!
06:03What?
06:04What?
06:05Ah!
06:08Ah!
06:08Ah!
06:08Ah!
06:08Ah!
06:08Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:10Ah!
06:18These guys aren't a threat to anyone.
06:20Ah!
06:20These guys are a threat to themselves.
06:22Ah!
06:23Ah!
06:23Ah!
06:25Oh, hey.
06:26It's what's-his-face?
06:27No!
06:28My men!
06:30Quickly, men!
06:31Pick yourselves up before the enemy sees.
06:34Come on now.
06:35That's it.
06:37Easy does it.
06:37Bravest warriors, I ask you,
06:45must we have our butts handed to us by everyone we meet?
06:50How will we ever splash around in the brains of our enemies
06:53if you guys can't take two steps without exploding?
06:57Blimblab, I'm looking at you.
07:00Can I please just get one victory?
07:04Once!
07:05Now don't start that!
07:10Don't you do it!
07:20You want to just smash them all?
07:22What?
07:23No, man, look.
07:24These guys aren't going to quit until they win or die.
07:27And they're not going to win.
07:28So, what if we let them win just this once?
07:31What? Mess up my stats?
07:33No, we'd be winning by helping them to win.
07:37That's a win.
07:39And then they'll be happy and leave us alone.
07:41All right.
07:43Yes!
07:44Now, let's rally an army so we can look intimidating.
07:47Who are we going to call?
07:48All of our friends.
07:52My army of friends!
07:54Today, we will lose this battle, but we will also win it.
07:58Yeah!
08:00When the enemy charges crumble like a cookie.
08:04When you feel their putie punches fade like a flower and writhe in your own blood.
08:11But, but, how are we to believe if none of this is real?
08:15With faith, m'lady!
08:17And ketchup!
08:18Yeah!
08:19Ketchup is delicious and deceiving!
08:22And hey, guys, let's keep the acting subtle.
08:25Less is more.
08:26No way.
08:27First, I'm going to fall in love with one of those little guys.
08:30And then, I'm going to fall out of love.
08:32And then, I'm going to totally fake die of a fake heart attack.
08:38Oh, my heart!
08:40My heart hurts because I fell out of love!
08:44And now I have to die!
08:46Oh!
08:53Get ready, y'all.
08:55Together, we fall.
08:58Not yet, sentiment bun.
09:02Oh, no!
09:14My blood!
09:15My blood!
09:17One last kiss before dying, my love.
09:29Farewell forever.
09:31Oh, my heart!
09:35I'm dead.
09:36Victory is ours!
09:41Finally, I can do the victory dance!
09:44La!
09:45La-da!
09:46La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
09:49La-da-da-da-da-da-da!
09:51La-da-da-da-da-da-da!
09:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:55Oh, I'm sorry, everybody!
09:57I couldn't keep it in!
09:59No!
09:59Oh, this is ketchup?
10:05Tastes better than blood.
10:07Or does it?
10:08Hey, Finn, you think blood tastes better than ketchup?
10:11Jake, look.
10:15Aw, nuts!
10:17Cube King, wait up!
10:18We want to apologize for being fakers.
10:22We did it to protect you from yourselves.
10:24It doesn't matter now.
10:26No one will ever fear our strength.
10:29But strength isn't your strength.
10:31Adorable cuteness is.
10:33Can I use it to control others?
10:35Um, yeah, sure.
10:37Just be righteous about it.
10:38Show me where to start.
10:48Huh?
10:49Who could that be?
10:52I command you to make me a sandwich!
10:55What?
10:57No one commands the Ice King to make no sandwich!
11:00What about now?
11:02Oh!
11:04I...
11:05Ha-ha!
11:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:07Okay.
11:07Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:27Jake!
11:28Why didn't you stick to the plan?
11:30Hey, you want to bump baby lumps?
11:32Sick!
11:33No?
11:34Just try to follow the plans, okay?
11:36Yeah.
11:37Blurgh!
11:39Come on out, cuties!
11:40It's safe now!
11:41now get out of here hey you hear something up there it's a fat fat warrior
11:56beat solve it calls me forth yeah it's probably just puberty calling fighters
12:11fighters seek you glory from the fight king maybe then step forth beyond
12:24the moonlight seal to believe in blood and glory forever
12:35nah this is a trap we sniffed out that trap like champs trying to get us up in that cursed arena
12:42then i bet the exits it all magically seal behind us we probably have to fight gladiator ghosts yeah
12:49that sounds so dumb and flippin awesome we're back fools all exits are sealed
13:03now you must fight my gladiator ghosts yeah okay
13:19i'ma beat you with your own thing give it up
13:29i'll kill you for breaking your promise
13:49yeah good take these branches of
13:55yeah that prize kind of stinks let's go finn my thighs hurt oh man okay it was fun
14:05i'm keeping the branch where do you think you're going
14:09you must earn by defeating each of my ghosts when you are ready speak the fight king's name
14:23okay i have a plan we'll do what the fight king says and defeat his ghost to earn our freedom
14:41you're gonna follow my plan right mm-hmm but hey if you replace me with a dummy i could stay down here and
14:48dig for lava then i'd forge a molten hula hoop that's an entirely different plan than my plan
14:55what's the hula hoop for morale dude this tune will be as fun as a tropical island as a tropical island
15:03as a tropical island as a tropical island as a tropical island check it out dude
15:12yep
15:16ba-da-ba-da it's a dirt dummy jake just like in the plan
15:20huh we're ready i guess viking
15:30gladiatoria continues for you human and dog yep this is dog arise triscus
15:46where
15:58oh give me briskus
16:03pity the dog fall
16:09it too various
16:10The combat endeth. Now, come closer, champion here.
16:20Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
16:23Two gongs? Something crazy's going on up there.
16:29It's me, Jake, being here the whole time. Huh?
16:33Come closer, my champion.
16:38You have proven worthy of my favor.
16:44Heh, word.
16:47This is bad.
16:49Accept your prize.
16:53Fin?
16:59The dog. He lives.
17:04Yeah, I lives.
17:06Fin, come with me, man.
17:08Whoa! Dude.
17:10Sorry, man, but you crossed my kill zone.
17:13Fighters, rush now.
17:19So, how's your side of the plan going?
17:22Yeah! Plan? What plan?
17:24To escape. I dig and stuff, and you fight to win. Remember?
17:28Yeah, I fight. To hear bones breaking and meat tearing.
17:32Ghosts don't got meat.
17:34I fight. To fight!
17:38Hmm. Fin's acting weird.
17:41Probably due to a decrease in morale.
17:43Gotta get him that lava hula hoop.
17:45We're ready for our next fight, Fight King.
17:52Gotta liven up this unhallowed ground.
17:55For Finn.
17:56On a tropical island,
17:59Underneath the molten lava moon,
18:02Hanging with the hula dancers,
18:04Asking questions cause they got all the answers.
18:07A bit! A bit! A bit! A bit! A bit! A bit!
18:22Amazonia! I'm sorry!
18:27This next takedown is for you, my king!
18:30Rrrrrr!
18:32Oof!
18:33Ha ha ha ha ha!
18:35I need your forgiveness!
18:37Puttin' on lotion, sittin' by the ocean,
18:41Rubbin' it on my body, rubbin' it on my body.
18:44Yeah...
18:45Yeah, yeah!
18:46I'm pooped in flamma!
18:47Oof!
18:48Oof!
18:49Elu de e re!
18:51Elu de re!
18:53Elu de re!
18:54Cuu missione!
18:56My friend!
18:57Ah!
18:58Khakabit!
18:59Achilleon!
19:01I've defeated every gladiator!
19:03No, for there is one more opponent.
19:09Who?
19:10Your dear companions!
19:40I think I'll turn into a lava man!
19:50Why do you stop?
19:52Viking, this Jake was a farce! Let me face the real Jake!
19:58Then, this is round two, my vassal! Take his head for me!
20:05Yes, my king!
20:07What about the plan?
20:10This is the plan, Jake!
20:13You're gonna kill me?
20:15That's right!
20:17Everything has been building to this! The final battle! Brother against brother, to the death!
20:24No!
20:25Yes!
20:30Yes!
20:32Yes!
20:37Fight king!
20:39I can't do it. I can't kill him, fight king. I can't kill my best friend.
20:44Finn?
20:45Not without a bigger sword!
20:47Yes!
20:49Bigger king!
20:51No!
20:54No!
21:06Wink!
21:07What?
21:09Dude, did you? Was that all fake? Did you act all that out? Was that part of your plan?
21:14Mm-hmm!
21:15So you planned to get all cozy with the fight king and almost kill me from the get-go?
21:28Pretty much!
21:29Why didn't you say so?
21:30Because you always bungled my plans. But if you had bungled this one, I might have for real chopped your head off.
21:41That's some funky junk, brother!
21:44Hey Jake, you notice how all these ghosts are walking in pairs?
21:47Oh yeah! I bet they're like us. Best bros who got trapped in that arena.
21:54But now they're free!
22:00Come along with me and the butterflies and bees. We can wander through the forest and do so as we please.
22:16Come along with me to a cliff under a tree.
22:25Red Haters!
22:27This party is so crazy!
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