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00:00Peggy 16
00:02Was it always so obvious that you'd make it big?
00:06Oh, you don't know the half of it.
00:10Hi, sweetheart. What can I get you?
00:12I'm looking for someone.
00:15You're here to meet with the band?
00:17Look, this must be our guy.
00:19What exactly will you do for us?
00:21The plan is simple.
00:23I make sure you get noticed.
00:25Hell yeah!
00:26I book your gigs.
00:28It's the hottest club in town.
00:30I get you advertising deals.
00:32The Flyover State Gazette.
00:33We generate buzz, build a fan base.
00:35Are you that new band I keep hearing about?
00:37You land a deal, you've got to pick.
00:39And record an album.
00:41The band's name will be up in lights across the globe.
00:44I'm Cole Ribbit.
00:46Let's get down to business.
00:52When do you want to play?
00:53So I was thinking this Saturday.
00:55I'm so fucking pumped!
00:57We need to play our first gig in Seattle.
01:00Ready to rock?
01:06Tell me, what happened next?
01:09Was it smooth sailing afterwards?
01:12Hardly.
01:14Come on, boss.
01:15Do the opposite.
01:16Almost pretty from up here.
01:18Not as pretty as a pair of glittered up tits, though.
01:21Few things are.
01:22I know we're all riding high after a successful gig, but we can't take our foot off the gas.
01:26Fame, money fades, here I come!
01:30Woo-hoo!
01:31Won't you look at that.
01:32The band's first album, all mixed and nestered and ready to print.
01:36I'm getting emotional.
01:38People do it?
01:39To success!
01:40This place is for the people in the know.
01:42Come on in.
01:43And the people worth you.
01:44Oh, you must be the new kids in town.
01:46We worship you.
01:48Hey yourself.
01:49Hit a little snag in production.
01:51Sometime at the end of the show, you just want to break some shit, you know?
01:55You think it's easy?
01:56Writing songs?
01:57Pouring your fucking soul out?
01:59Long sleep, summer child.
02:01Can't you let go?
02:02Not good.
02:03Look at my paws.
02:04Gotta autograph some tits.
02:06Let's go!
02:07I can't be the only one wondering what happens next, right?
02:11Where do you see yourself in five years?
02:13Fucking your mom.
02:15Oh, dear God.
02:16Oh, dear God.