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The Summer I Turned Pretty S03E01
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00:00:00Previously, on The Summer I Turned Pretty.
00:00:14I want you to want me.
00:00:16I do want you.
00:00:20I wasn't in Cousins.
00:00:21You know, I was just a distraction to keep you busy while you waited for Conrad.
00:00:24Conrad and I weren't together.
00:00:25You won't say it, I will.
00:00:27We're over?
00:00:28And Susanna was dead.
00:00:29It doesn't feel the same as last summer.
00:00:31Jer, we're gonna lose this house.
00:00:33I want Julianne's the whole thing.
00:00:34Susanna's sister?
00:00:35I get to choose what happens to this house and I choose to put it on the market.
00:00:38The house is the last thing tying us together.
00:00:41I'll never get Susanna back, but I can't let Jeremiah and Conrad go too.
00:00:45Please just let Belly handle this by herself.
00:00:46She feels so shitty about how things are with the boys right now.
00:00:48She knows she screwed up.
00:00:49I'm going to Cousins.
00:00:50Well, I'm coming with you.
00:00:51Surprise!
00:00:53It's different than if Susanna was still here.
00:00:56I think she'd approve.
00:00:58This feels pretty magical to me.
00:01:01Oh!
00:01:01Are you ever going to give me a second chance?
00:01:05I don't think I can take it if you change your mind like last time.
00:01:09There is nothing left between me and Conrad.
00:01:12There will always be something between you and Conrad.
00:01:16Why?
00:01:16Why did you throw it all away?
00:01:18I thought that we loved each other.
00:01:21We did.
00:01:22You can't let them lose this house, Adam.
00:01:25Do this one less thing for her.
00:01:27Okay, then.
00:01:28Thanks, Dad.
00:01:29Yeah, this house has seen his fair share of make-outs.
00:01:32I like you.
00:01:32Even when you were just my little sister's annoying best friend.
00:01:35I don't want to get between you guys anymore.
00:01:40So, we're friends.
00:01:42So I release you, Conrad Fisher.
00:01:44I evict you from my heart.
00:01:46Jeremiah.
00:01:47I want you.
00:01:48I used to wait all year for summer.
00:02:09The magical months between June and August.
00:02:11But that year, I had something to look forward to in the fall.
00:02:16College.
00:02:16Are you nervous, Bean?
00:02:19No.
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23Should I be?
00:02:24Definitely.
00:02:25Not helpful, Steven.
00:02:26Well, I'm nervous.
00:02:30Why would you say that, Dad?
00:02:31No.
00:02:32Oh, my life is changing every day.
00:02:43Every possible way.
00:02:47Oh, my life is changing every day.
00:02:59Never quite as it is.
00:03:01Never quite as it is.
00:03:01Okay.
00:03:02Taylor.
00:03:03Hey.
00:03:09Taylor.
00:03:11Call me.
00:03:13My mom always said she found her soulmate in college.
00:03:16But I was lucky.
00:03:17Because I had already found mine.
00:03:19It felt like it had always been this way.
00:03:25I told everyone that I applied to Finch because it was a good school.
00:03:28It had all the things I wanted.
00:03:30And that was true.
00:03:32The truest of all was that I just wanted to be near him.
00:03:35I wanted him for all seasons, not just summer.
00:03:39I miss you so much.
00:03:40I miss you more.
00:03:41You guys saw each other last week.
00:03:44Hey, man.
00:03:45Hey, Laura.
00:03:46Hey, Mr. Conklin.
00:03:47Hey, Jared.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:49How was the drive?
00:03:50It was good.
00:03:51Lucinda!
00:03:52Hey, you look so good!
00:03:54Oh, Steven.
00:03:56Sweetie, I miss you.
00:03:57Don't be a stranger.
00:03:59I won't.
00:04:00I promise.
00:04:00Hey, Jared.
00:04:09Can you take this?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12Oh, cool.
00:04:13All right.
00:04:14We're burning daylight, people.
00:04:16Okay.
00:04:18He seems surprisingly good.
00:04:20Yeah, well, I heard him crying through the walls the other night, so not so good.
00:04:25I'll give it a week before they're back together.
00:04:28Oh, Mr. Conklin, can you help?
00:04:29Yes, please.
00:04:30Oh, Mr. Conklin, can you help me with the other night, so I'm so sorry.
00:04:39I'm so sorry.
00:04:39I'm so sorry.
00:04:44Yes.
00:04:48Steven, stop.
00:04:50Boom.
00:04:52Fixed it for you.
00:04:53Ow.
00:04:55Here's one.
00:04:56Oh, nice.
00:05:01You be your roommate here?
00:05:02Oh, that means superior bet is yours.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06You got it?
00:05:06Yeah.
00:05:07Almost there.
00:05:07Come on.
00:05:09There we go.
00:05:10I'm still surprised you're not rooming with Taylor.
00:05:13Yeah, why?
00:05:14She can suck out her soul.
00:05:16Well, we figured that this way we'd force ourselves to find our own lives, our own people, you know?
00:05:23That's very mature of you girls.
00:05:25I'm proud of you.
00:05:26Kids are all grown up.
00:05:27Oh, my God.
00:05:28Dad, why are you...
00:05:29You don't have to say that.
00:05:30Okay, come on, Steve.
00:05:31Let's go get the next load.
00:05:32Come on.
00:05:32No.
00:05:33Yeah, we got it.
00:05:34Come on, use those muscles.
00:05:36Mr. Conklin, you can totally stay if you want.
00:05:38Like, no worries.
00:05:39I'm fine.
00:05:39You're all my worries.
00:05:41Don't hurt yourself.
00:05:44So, is it going to be weird being home all alone now?
00:05:47Oh, God, probably.
00:05:48Maybe I should get really into true crime podcasts.
00:05:51Mom, no.
00:05:53I mean, can you find, like, an actual hobby or make a new friend?
00:05:57Uh-huh.
00:05:58You make it sound like I have no life.
00:06:00Yeah, that's because you don't.
00:06:02That's why you're always in all of our business.
00:06:03Uh-huh.
00:06:05Speaking of, I was FaceTiming with Conrad and a girl stopped lying.
00:06:10Wait, was her name Agnes?
00:06:12I don't know, but it seems like he's doing really well out there.
00:06:15Yeah, I guess so.
00:06:19Get around!
00:06:21Oh, I have something for you.
00:06:31Oh, my God, is this for freshman year?
00:06:34College is where Beck and I found each other.
00:06:36But it's also where we found ourselves.
00:06:38That's what I want for you.
00:06:39Yeah, yeah, I want that, too.
00:06:44Okay.
00:06:47Here we go.
00:06:48You know I love Jer so much, but I have to say this.
00:06:51Please don't limit yourself.
00:06:53Part of the thrill of college is meeting new people,
00:06:56trying new things.
00:06:58Just let yourself have this experience.
00:07:00Give yourself the chance to discover all the possible versions of you.
00:07:05Okay?
00:07:07Okay, I will.
00:07:08I promise.
00:07:13I love you.
00:07:14I love you, too.
00:07:15Open, open, open, open, open, open eyes.
00:07:19Now, here we are, three years later.
00:07:22We've known each other our whole lives.
00:07:24And in some ways, it still feels like a big surprise.
00:07:26And in other ways, it feels inevitable.
00:07:30You keep me open.
00:07:31My boyfriend, my Jeremiah, more and more I understand.
00:07:37This is the way it's supposed to be.
00:07:40He's the one.
00:07:41My one.
00:07:42What are you thinking?
00:07:45That I don't want to put my clothes back on and go to my fit psych lecture.
00:07:51I just am not ready for this year to end.
00:07:54Since when does Bailey Conklin not look forward to summer?
00:07:57Since you're graduating.
00:07:59I mean, pretty soon we're not going to get to do this anymore.
00:08:04We are going to do this for the rest of our lives.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16You know what I mean.
00:08:19It's just going to be weird being here without you next year.
00:08:22You're never going to be without me.
00:08:24Boston is only an hour away from Finch.
00:08:27And before that, we get the whole summer and cousins together.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:34You still sure you wouldn't rather take that internship with your dad?
00:08:38Hmm.
00:08:39Spend the summer doing boring-ass financial shit with my dad.
00:08:44Or with my favorite person.
00:08:47My favorite place.
00:08:50Yeah, I'm good.
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:56No, no, no, no.
00:08:58Five more minutes.
00:08:59Five more minutes.
00:09:01Wait, hold on.
00:09:02Oh, shit.
00:09:04It's my mom.
00:09:06Where's my shirt?
00:09:08I don't know.
00:09:13Hey, Mom.
00:09:14Hey, Bean.
00:09:15Is Jeremiah there?
00:09:17Uh.
00:09:17Uh.
00:09:18Hey, Lore.
00:09:19Hey, Jer.
00:09:23Have you and Conrad started your speech for the dedication ceremony?
00:09:26Uh, not exactly.
00:09:29Jeremiah, half of cousins is coming to see Susanna's memorial garden.
00:09:32I know, but Conrad has been, uh, busy.
00:09:37I see.
00:09:39All right.
00:09:40I will twist his arm.
00:09:42Gently, of course.
00:09:43Okay, yeah, Mom, I gotta go to class.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:46Love you both.
00:09:47Bye.
00:09:48Love you.
00:09:48Bye.
00:09:50I walk you.
00:09:51Plus, I gotta go get my cap and gown, so...
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:54Then hurry.
00:09:54You're not making me late to class again.
00:09:57Um, from what I recall, you were the one who texted me to come over and take care of business.
00:10:05Okay.
00:10:06Business has been taken care of.
00:10:08Mm.
00:10:08So let's go, buddy.
00:10:09Buddy?
00:10:10Oh, I'll show you, buddy.
00:10:11Hey, Conrad, game this Sunday.
00:10:25Yeah, QP.
00:10:26Text me, yeah.
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:27Hey, come on in.
00:10:45Remind me, how long has it been since you've been back there?
00:10:47A while.
00:10:49Um, part of me thinks it's better if I just don't go back.
00:10:53That's normal.
00:10:54You probably feel a lot of pressure for everything to go perfectly.
00:10:57I mean, yeah.
00:10:59Of course.
00:11:02But I know I can't control it.
00:11:04And, yeah, there's all that shit with my dad, but me and Jared have been solid, so it's
00:11:10not, it's not that.
00:11:11Okay, then what is it?
00:11:14I don't know.
00:11:16Let's try something.
00:11:18Instead of focusing on everything that could go wrong when you go back, let's try walking
00:11:24through a version of the day where everything goes right.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28All right.
00:11:29So, let's take a deep breath.
00:11:35Now, tell me about the best possible version of this day.
00:11:43Everyone gets along, and, yeah, I don't know.
00:11:48It's okay.
00:11:49It's all right.
00:11:50Um, let's just take it one step at a time.
00:11:53All right, you fly into Boston.
00:11:56What happens next?
00:11:57My flight lands on time.
00:11:58Yeah.
00:12:00No delays.
00:12:00Mm-hmm.
00:12:02No traffic.
00:12:07I'm sailing down the highway, record time.
00:12:10Um, I see the entering Cousins Beach sign, and it feels like home.
00:12:21And I pull into the parking lot, and everyone's there.
00:12:25That's good.
00:12:27Keep going.
00:12:28Jared and I give our speech, and we say exactly the right thing to honor our mom.
00:12:36Um.
00:12:37And what do you see?
00:12:38The whole town's there.
00:12:42Everyone who loved my mom.
00:12:46Even dad looks proud.
00:12:50Laurel's doing that thing where she smiles and cries at the same time.
00:12:54Steven's next to her, looking at us, like, you got this.
00:12:57And I'm next to him.
00:13:00And there's just a lot of people who love my mom.
00:13:12That's it?
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:15That's the day.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:16You're still missing, huh?
00:13:32No.
00:13:32I mean, every once in a while, I think, what if I hadn't jumped for that ball and messed
00:13:40up my knee?
00:13:43It's just weird how one choice can end up shaping your whole future.
00:13:49Well, without it, you wouldn't have found sports psychology.
00:13:52I think I would have.
00:13:54It just would have taken me longer to get there.
00:13:55Hey, yo, belly chair.
00:13:57What up, baby?
00:13:58Hey.
00:13:59What's up, girl?
00:14:00Hey, record.
00:14:01How you doing?
00:14:02Hey.
00:14:02Are you ready for tomorrow?
00:14:03Oh, yeah.
00:14:04Dude, we have to crush those delts at finals.
00:14:06We're going to crush them.
00:14:07Rush them.
00:14:07We're going to crush them.
00:14:08We have to crush them.
00:14:09Dude, come play with us.
00:14:10I'm sorry, man.
00:14:11I'm going to go grab my cap and gown.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:13All right.
00:14:14Later.
00:14:14Hey, see you, man.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:15Bye, girl.
00:14:16Bye.
00:14:16See ya.
00:14:17Hey, after tomorrow, you can stop pretending you don't hit my frat.
00:14:23Oh, God, I can't wait.
00:14:25I'm kidding.
00:14:26I don't hate your frat.
00:14:29That much.
00:14:34Will I meet you at the dining hall?
00:14:36I can.
00:14:36I'm studying with Taylor and Annika.
00:14:39But I'll come over after.
00:14:41I promise.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:44Bye.
00:14:45Bye, Bells.
00:14:53Honklin, set up a call with the founding partners at Paisley.
00:14:56Why?
00:14:57The earnings are trash.
00:14:58Did you see that burn rate?
00:14:59Right.
00:14:59Remind me.
00:15:00Which one of us is a senior associate and which one is a glorified intern?
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:03I have been here six months, Denise.
00:15:05Yes, I know.
00:15:06And you graduated early with honors from Princeton.
00:15:09Please, just tell me all about it again as if I don't have actual work to do.
00:15:14Good call on the nectar analysis, Stephen.
00:15:17Yeah.
00:15:18Yeah.
00:15:18I mean, you know, it's an interesting position.
00:15:20Minimal exposure, but it's early.
00:15:22Couldn't agree more.
00:15:24Nice work.
00:15:25Keep it up.
00:15:26People are noticing.
00:15:30Well done pretending like you actually give a shit about this job.
00:15:33I do give a shit.
00:15:34Yeah, but you don't love it.
00:15:35Okay, who loves their job?
00:15:37I do.
00:15:37Okay, and I think you have an unhealthy relationship with work.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:40Come on, a job's a job.
00:15:42You know, sentiment does not apply.
00:15:43Oh, it's really a shame.
00:15:45Today's youth lack passion.
00:15:47Oh, today's youth?
00:15:48You are like two years older than me.
00:15:50Three.
00:15:50And you report to me.
00:15:52Come in a happy hour tonight?
00:15:54Ooh.
00:15:55Let me see.
00:15:56Brown liquor with finance bros.
00:15:59I mean, it sounds tempting.
00:16:00Hmm.
00:16:01But, uh, I've got some pre-existing commitments.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:04Passion, Conklin.
00:16:06I'll serve you well.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14Oh, right there.
00:16:15Can't you pay someone to do this?
00:16:20You love my feet, sicko.
00:16:23No.
00:16:24What I love...
00:16:25is your...
00:16:30belly button.
00:16:32Stop trying to smell my belly button.
00:16:34I'm sorry, I can't help it.
00:16:36I can't help her.
00:16:37Do you feel better?
00:17:01Taylor!
00:17:02That's my sister.
00:17:04Oh shit.
00:17:07Hi. What's up?
00:17:11You early? I feel like you're a little early.
00:17:14Nope. I'm on time.
00:17:16Do you still want to study with me and Annika, or are you too busy?
00:17:20No, I just woke up for my nap.
00:17:24Let me just get dressed and I'll meet you in the library.
00:17:28Okay. I mean, you know I'm not gonna rat you out for having your boyfriend in your room, right?
00:17:32What? He's not in here.
00:17:34Just tell Davis that I'm glad he finally ditched the gray sweatpants because they leave too little to the imagination.
00:17:41Those aren't Davis's. They're mine. Men's wear is in.
00:17:43Sure.
00:17:44Yeah. Okay.
00:17:45Um, I'll see you in the library.
00:17:48Bye Davis.
00:17:49Where's pretty boy anyway, huh?
00:17:56Uniqlo having to sell him chockers?
00:17:58Oh, I mean, come on Tay. It's Friday night. I guess you guys aren't that serious.
00:18:03Yeah. No, he wants to spend the summer in New York because I'll be there for my internship and he can't stand being away from me.
00:18:09But, sure. Not serious.
00:18:11No, sure, sure. I mean, the guy can't even be bothered to wear pants with a zipper.
00:18:15But, uh, no, I'm sure he'll figure out summer in New York.
00:18:18Right. No, if you, if you, uh, if you say so, Tay.
00:18:20Stop pretending to be jealous.
00:18:22I'm not jealous.
00:18:24You're not pretending or you're not jealous?
00:18:29Both.
00:18:31Uh, neither.
00:18:33I don't, I don't...
00:18:35Oh, you are confusing me.
00:18:38I'm confusing you?
00:18:39Mm-hmm, you are.
00:18:41Why?
00:18:43Do you want me to be jealous?
00:18:46No.
00:18:47No.
00:18:52I want you just like this.
00:18:58No drama.
00:19:01No strings.
00:19:05It's the only way that this works.
00:19:14Okay, I have to study.
00:19:17What?
00:19:22Nothing.
00:19:24I can, like, feel you looking at me.
00:19:26Just thinking.
00:19:34Oh, my God.
00:19:35What?
00:19:36What?
00:19:37I got off the waitlist for study abroad.
00:19:38Shut up, for real?
00:19:40Yeah, it says someone dropped out.
00:19:42So I guess...
00:19:43Oh, my God.
00:19:44Probably fall semester in Paris.
00:19:45Hell yeah.
00:19:46I mean, I don't know.
00:19:47I kind of got used to the idea of staying here.
00:19:49Like, I already registered for classes, and...
00:19:52You know, we were gonna get that apartment together.
00:19:55Hey, don't even worry about it.
00:19:56I'll go in on the Pine Street place with Shani and Rachel.
00:20:01Yeah, but I mean, then I'm, you know, gonna miss all the senior year stuff, too.
00:20:05Oh, my God. Who cares about the senior year stuff?
00:20:07You can do that with Jared this week.
00:20:09This is Paris we're talking about.
00:20:11We know we're talking about Paris?
00:20:12For real.
00:20:13You're going.
00:20:14And I'm coming to visit.
00:20:16Yeah, so am I.
00:20:17I want to go to the Chanel en rue Camben.
00:20:19It's Cambon.
00:20:21Cambon.
00:20:22Holy Spirit.
00:20:23Holy Spirit.
00:20:24Holy Spirit.
00:20:25Holy Spirit.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:30Jared, you're never gonna believe it, but...
00:20:33Hey.
00:20:34What's wrong?
00:20:35Are you sick?
00:20:38No, I'm not sick.
00:20:39I'm just a fucking idiot, and I'm not graduating.
00:20:42Not graduating?
00:20:43What do you mean?
00:20:44I want to go get my cap and gown, and my name wasn't on the list.
00:20:46Yeah, well, it must be a mistake, right?
00:20:49Nope.
00:20:50It turns out that I needed to take some extra core classes when I switched my major.
00:20:55And the ones I took before...
00:20:57don't count.
00:20:59Oh, shit. I'm so sorry, Jared.
00:21:01I can't believe I'm gonna be a super senior taking freshman classes.
00:21:04It's so embarrassing.
00:21:05Hey, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:21:09Come here.
00:21:14At least we could spend some more time together.
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:23What was the news that you wanted to give me?
00:21:27Oh, um...
00:21:30The day I walked in on Taylor and Davis post-coital.
00:21:37Ugh.
00:21:38I mean, I didn't see him.
00:21:39I just saw his pants, and then Taylor got all cagey, and...
00:21:41Oh, my God.
00:21:45I know whose pants those are.
00:21:47They're Steven's!
00:21:48I mean, they're some stupid designer, and he was preening at himself in the mirror the last time I saw him.
00:21:53Steven and Taylor are hooking up again.
00:21:55I don't have the energy to be surprised.
00:21:57Yeah, but I mean, this time, Taylor has Davis, and Steven has Mia.
00:22:01They've never done the cheating thing before.
00:22:03I don't feel like dissecting their relationship right now.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:09Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:22:10All right.
00:22:12Well, do you wanna go get midnight waffles?
00:22:17No, I just wanna be here with you.
00:22:19Can we just cuddle?
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21Mm-hmm.
00:22:27I'm not going anywhere.
00:22:30I love you, buddy.
00:22:32I love you, too.
00:22:33I love you, buddy.
00:22:35I love you, too.
00:22:57Were you still here?
00:22:59Yeah.
00:23:00I, uh, I kept waiting for your sisters to leave,
00:23:04but then, uh,
00:23:06more people kept showing up.
00:23:09There was a lot of shouting.
00:23:11I just fell asleep.
00:23:13It was Settlers of Catan night.
00:23:16Um...
00:23:18They're all at the bar now,
00:23:21so it should be safe to slip out.
00:23:23Yeah, okay.
00:23:25Or...
00:23:27I could stay the night.
00:23:30We don't do sleepovers.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:34Yeah, you're right.
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:38Then we won't sleep.
00:23:40There you are.
00:23:41Hey, Agnes.
00:23:42Are you studying?
00:23:43You know the year's over, right?
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46It's, uh...
00:23:47Paper Dr. Namazi published...
00:23:48last spring on critical care strategy.
00:23:49I wanted to be prepared.
00:23:50since we're in the final round.
00:23:51I don't know if that's your speed...
00:23:53I don't know if that's your speed...
00:23:54or if it's your speed...
00:23:55or if it's your speed.
00:23:56I'm not sure if you're on the speed.
00:23:57There you are.
00:23:58there you are hey agnes are you studying you know the year's over right
00:24:09it's a paper dr namazi published last spring on critical care strategy i wanted to
00:24:17be prepared since we're in the final round i don't know if that's your speed or if that's
00:24:22a me thing or yeah um about that uh they announced you got it they did me dude yeah congratulations
00:24:36thank you thank you you deserve it thanks oh and you we're both in so messed up i'm sorry
00:24:46i had to i had to congratulations congratulations drinks tomorrow night to celebrate
00:24:52absolutely and they moved up the start date to this week to this week okay great
00:24:59what do you think dr namazi would give me a few days off if i asked for it conrad what are you
00:25:07talking about we worked months for this no i know uh i just have like a family thing coming up i mean
00:25:15you could ask namazi's notorious for firing someone day one but sure why not piss her off before you
00:25:21even start no no this job is my priority duh okay let me see that
00:25:27good morning
00:25:47hot bucket
00:25:50coffee
00:25:55wait did you go to the kitchen yeah did someone see you i don't know i don't think so i mean the
00:26:09place is weirdly empty it is oh shitty shit shit what time is it i don't know like 10 10 15
00:26:19it was supposed to be up like an hour ago still it's saturday yeah it's the last saturday before
00:26:24finals okay you say that like i have any idea what you're talking about finals freak out hello
00:26:30it's a greek thing i do it every year it's like the olympics but with binge drinking i don't think i
00:26:36will ever get over taylor jewel sorority girl you know like jared get i mean i was born to be in a
00:26:45frat i mean look at him uh but you i rushed so that i could make connections for my future dummy
00:26:51it's no different than your little princeton eating club whoa personal attack relax
00:26:57is that mia uh uh yeah cute
00:27:11i should uh i should go
00:27:16so go
00:27:17want to do this again tonight twice in a row no it's bad enough that you slept over
00:27:23hey hey come on
00:27:25okay i gotta go
00:27:27come on come on come on
00:27:29yeah
00:27:29yeah
00:27:30have a good day
00:27:45okay
00:27:58conrad finally hey lore uh sorry it's been it's been kind of busy here uh which is kind of what i
00:28:12wanted to talk to you about i got that summer clinic job that i was telling you about oh
00:28:17connie that's amazing yeah the thing is
00:28:20it starts right away and i'm not sure if they're gonna give me any time off
00:28:25so that would mean the dedication
00:28:30it's okay if you can't make it work really okay i just don't want to let anyone down
00:28:36you're not
00:28:38we all know how much you want to be there
00:28:40your mom would be so proud of you i hope you know that
00:28:43thanks sir
00:28:46but connie jerry thinks you're making that speech together so if you think it's not gonna happen
00:28:51you should give him a heads up
00:28:53for sure
00:28:54yeah i'll give him a call
00:28:56okay
00:28:58baby move your hip don't break it
00:29:11we don't cover this spot we're taking it
00:29:13we're running this shit like nature
00:29:15Come on, guys, bro.
00:29:26You ready?
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:30Okay, come here.
00:29:32No, please.
00:29:33Just put a little bit.
00:29:33Please don't.
00:29:34Come on.
00:29:35Good.
00:29:38Come on, cheer up.
00:29:40You've been looking forward to this all week.
00:29:42I feel like everyone's staring at me.
00:29:44I feel like the loser who's not graduating on time.
00:29:47You are graduating.
00:29:48It's just one more semester.
00:29:50I mean, look, the sun is shining and the flippy slide is slippery.
00:29:56It's all your favorite things that aren't boobs and abs.
00:30:00You know me too well.
00:30:03Okay.
00:30:04You ready for the three-legged race?
00:30:07It's raining tamp.
00:30:09You're right.
00:30:09You're great.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:10You want to be my partner?
00:30:13Taylor.
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:15Tell her to play with us.
00:30:16Play with us.
00:30:17I'm not Greek.
00:30:18Well, as rush chair, I hereby declare you an honorary tri-fi.
00:30:23Davis, will you hand me a shirt?
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:25Gotcha, babe.
00:30:27You feeling like a winner today, Davis?
00:30:29Always, when I got tape on my side.
00:30:31Dude, it's a bummer you have to do another semester.
00:30:33Yeah, dude, it's bullshit, but at least I get another semester with my girl.
00:30:39Wait, what about...
00:30:40Come on, everybody!
00:30:41Let's do it!
00:30:42Oh, boy.
00:30:43That was good.
00:30:44All right, here we go.
00:30:45Come on.
00:30:45Oh, okay.
00:30:47Catch up.
00:30:48Five, six, seven, eight.
00:31:00Yes, of course I'm going to do this.
00:31:01We got it.
00:31:02We got it.
00:31:02Oh.
00:31:03Oh.
00:31:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's go.
00:31:07Oh, oh, oh.
00:31:09Yes, we got it.
00:31:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:32Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:33Hey, Jarrett, it's Conrad.
00:31:35Oh, uh, can you answer it?
00:31:36Tell him I'll be there in a second.
00:31:38Uh, sure.
00:31:40hello belly hey hey uh is jared there he's kind of in the middle of something uh hang on i can
00:31:55no that's fine honestly uh i'll just i'll just give him a call back okay all right bye okay bye
00:32:04hey babe guess who studied in paris last semester so belly just found out that she got in
00:32:09can we just talk for a second alone oh yeah i was gonna jump in the game
00:32:15i haven't decided yet about paris so can you just not tell anybody i knew it you can't just give up
00:32:21on paris no i'm not i'm not giving it up i just when i applied i thought that jared would be
00:32:27graduated and that i'd be all alone thanks a lot okay you're always busy with your sorority or with
00:32:33davis and you're always with jr so whatever you know you would give me so much if i told
00:32:40you that i wasn't going to new york this summer just so i could stay here and do
00:32:43bong hits with davis yeah i know but babe it's paris jerry's rich he can fly over all the time
00:32:53and i'm coming at least once i'm already planning a whole parisian wardrobe okay okay okay yeah i'll
00:33:00think about it don't think about it just do it no i'll think about it
00:33:08pull up to the red light looking back and we're gonna get your name girl tell me where you're from
00:33:14what you do what you like when you pick your brain yeah and tell me how they got that pretty little
00:33:20face on that pretty little brain girl but let me swing around let me check it out bet you we could have
00:33:26some fun girl cause we could do it fast fast slow whichever way you wanna run girl oh shit wait did you
00:33:36um did you remember to call your brother uh whoops no no i i didn't i'll call after dinner
00:33:44i gotta get on about the speech and i want to try to convince him to come to cousins for the fourth
00:33:49this year he owes me after bailing on skiing over christmas so
00:33:55shit i texted my dad about the school stuff and he's probably pissed a text jerry i know i know
00:34:05you know what it's fine it's fine he's gonna yell and then he'll get over it right yeah
00:34:13hey dad uh hey listen i know you're probably not psyched about the graduation thing but not
00:34:21psyched no jerry i'm not psyched dad dad relax it's not that big of a deal it's just gonna be
00:34:27relax really did you just say that to me it was an honest mistake all right i'm sorry you know it's
00:34:33never your fault and now i'm on the hook for another 20k in tuition i'll pay you back how you're gonna
00:34:40uh pick up some extra lifeguard shifts at the club dad that's not fair jared do you think your
00:34:47brother would ever let something like this happen no we all know that conrad is perfect oh just act
00:34:54like a fucking adult i was acting like an adult i've been acting like a fucking adult all right i'm
00:34:59sorry if i want to have a little fun at college you're 21 okay welcome to the real world it's not
00:35:05all about fun all right i will wire the money to the school in the morning but you're you're paying me
00:35:15back for this i wish you didn't have to hear that no don't worry about it i i can't do this dinner
00:35:25right now yeah okay of course yeah let me just call steven and tell him that we can't go no i i
00:35:32think you should go i just i need some time with my thoughts okay um okay i'll just i'll catch a ride
00:35:43with steven and meet you at the party fuck right yeah i love you i love you too
00:36:09i'll see you later
00:36:27i mean he was such a dick can you believe he compared the two of them no no no no no no no
00:36:33okay look you know i love jared all right but adam is stuck paying a whole extra semester of tuition
00:36:37because jared didn't bother to read an email i mean i'd be pissed too what don't look at me like
00:36:44that all right you know jared doesn't always have his shit together it bugs you too it does not come
00:36:48on okay uh what about cabo he forgot to tell you about the spring break trip until the last minute
00:36:53you guys broke up over there no no no we did not break up we had a fight we had a fight does the little
00:37:00stuff bother me sometimes sure like his seasonal allergies and the fact that he leaves his snotty tissues
00:37:07everywhere and do i wish that he didn't smoke so much weed yeah but none of that stuff actually
00:37:14matters because we've been through the real stuff together and no offense but you just don't know
00:37:18what it's like to really be with somebody uh i'm with mia i saw your pants dumbass what's wrong with my
00:37:23pants i saw them i saw your pants in taylor's room i know you guys are whatevering and don't bother
00:37:32lying because you're a terrible liar i am not i am okay yeah fine um yeah those those those those were
00:37:41my pants you know the last time you two flamed out she made me promise that if she were ever
00:37:45tempted to get back together with you that i would have to put her on an involuntary psych hold and you
00:37:51said i remember i remember i remember i remember i it's not like we we we meant to okay it just it
00:38:00just happened how we ran into each other in new york when she was interviewing for her internship
00:38:08steven that was two months ago you've been cheating on mia this whole time yes yes
00:38:13and i feel like an asshole it's just taylor and i have never not been single when we've hooked up
00:38:22you know and and and mia's great i mean mia is so great she really is she's just she's just not um
00:38:29taylor so what are you gonna do i don't know i don't i mean it has to mean something though
00:38:38right that we keep coming back to each other that it feels like it's never really over yeah okay so what
00:38:42does taylor think i haven't had the nerve to ask her yet you know that you can't keep stringing
00:38:51me along like this no matter what happens with taylor i know i know you were right thank you okay now
00:39:01can we go back to you and share and whatever it is that's making you guys so extra about this
00:39:07i got into the study abroad program in paris for next year what belly that that's amazing what
00:39:16congratulations what's wrong i mean does jare not want you to go hmm jare doesn't know that i got in
00:39:24you hypocrite no belly yes no you blame me and then you don't know just i feel like
00:39:33i feel like i'd be abandoning him you know so what you're gonna abandon your own dreams of going
00:39:37to paris no no i just i swore the year that everything happened with susanna that i would
00:39:42always be there for him okay yes yes absolutely okay but jare repeating a semester isn't on the same
00:39:55plus if you don't tell jare about paris you're not giving him the opportunity to step up
00:40:02you don't show you what he's capable of handling it kind of makes you just as bad as adam
00:40:08wow harsh yeah that's what i'm here for
00:40:11no get your hand out of my face god forbid i try to show a little love
00:40:26hey man uh sorry i forgot to call you back oh no worries dude i uh i just wanted to call you and
00:40:32talk about mom's thing and the the speech and all yeah yeah right um hey i'm not really up for
00:40:39working on that right now so um actually do you mind just writing it yourself you'd probably do a
00:40:45better job than me anyways what's going on my major changed up the requirements to graduate so um i'm
00:40:54just i'm stuck here for another semester and dad's being a freaking dick about it it's just whatever it
00:40:59sucks i'm sorry yeah it's not that big of a deal though right i mean lots of people take an extra
00:41:06semester to graduate not people like you connie he made that one really clear you screw him you
00:41:13know how he is i just wish i didn't have to put up with the shit of the dedication i want to be
00:41:17thinking about mom and not how much i want to punch him in the nuts trust me jared it's very possible
00:41:22to do both of those things at the same time yeah i miss you uh i feel like thanksgiving was a million
00:41:34years ago uh hey can you can you hold on a second uh red bird is on the other line yeah you know what
00:41:43dude just take it uh we will talk later okay okay yeah sounds good bye see you man
00:41:57mother hey what are you doing where are you going um i have a thing of davis's frat
00:42:12where are you home on a saturday night what's wrong nothing where's scott
00:42:16i swear to god if that man does you dirty again i will personally stop nothing's wrong he went to
00:42:21rudy's okay you should do a smoky eye i love you with a smoky eye well it's kind of dated
00:42:29something mean to me is that steven's sweatshirt i thought you got rid of that the last time you
00:42:35broke up it's soft oh my god you guys are back together aren't you what no what are you talking
00:42:42about wait i thought that he was still dating oh oh my god what's her name what's her name jia yeah mia
00:42:47babe tell me you're not the side chick oh it's stopping dramatic it's barely even a thing
00:42:55okay but remember this once you've downgraded yourself there is no going back up and then
00:43:03you're just a hoe excuse you who says that i'm trying to help you right now okay well don't and
00:43:11keep your 90s ass advice to yourself because by your definition me and steven are both hoes okay
00:43:17i'm not saying you're a hoe i'm just saying that it's hoe behavior
00:43:23uh mom i gotta go wait wait
00:43:24what are you doing here dummy i uh i dropped belly off after our dinner i told you i have plans
00:43:41tonight i know i just wanted to see your face before i headed back well here you go happy
00:43:54happy now
00:44:09hi hi beautiful i brought you your favorite free breadsticks with sauce you are so good to me
00:44:17i'm sorry about dinner what did i miss well i mean we actually kind of just talked about
00:44:27what's been going on with me what's what's going on with you come here sit
00:44:35well um do you remember that study abroad program that i got waitlisted for yeah paris
00:44:43yeah uh so i just found out that i got off the waitlist what when yesterday i was gonna tell
00:44:53you earlier but i just then i fucked it up with the whole graduation thing no no i i just i didn't
00:44:57want to dump it on you hey hey this is amazing this is amazing you've wanted this so bad we should
00:45:04celebrate yeah but i i don't even know if i'm gonna go i mean what if i said i'd i'd rather maybe
00:45:13stay here with you
00:45:16then i'd say you're an idiot hey you know i want this for you right
00:45:25all day long i've been thinking you know about how i don't want to leave you all alone
00:45:30but maybe i just don't want to be alone you know paris is so far away and i won't know anybody
00:45:37and i mean what if i hate it okay but what if you love it come on bells will i miss you oh like crazy
00:45:50but but paris is your dream and i want all of your dreams to come true because you deserve it
00:45:56and will i visit you that i will drink wine or eat steak frites and i'll make you try this croco
00:46:06you're gonna love it nope i will never ever love snails but i love you
00:46:12so you're going i'm going yes yeah
00:46:22should we just just get this thing back to my room
00:46:26hmm you're not getting out of it that easy come on okay come on let's go beautiful
00:46:35here you go time to celebrate hop on
00:46:43oh
00:46:55hey congrats on second place today oh thank you i'm bellied by the way oh yeah i know i'm lacy
00:47:02brown come on bells hey jerek hi lacy hi uh let's talking more celebrating what are we celebrating
00:47:09i got into the paris study abroad program oh right i had the best time there there's this
00:47:14little bakery right by the dorms that i love oh yeah what's it called hey let's go get a drink come
00:47:18on let's go
00:47:22i'm going to talk to you but i ain't no killer baby 28 telling me i'm still a baby
00:47:28you love in the trite life still
00:47:29and the thing about your boy is
00:47:42love you and i need you really i love you i do
00:47:52don't ever cut your hair okay i have to i look like a witch
00:48:04i like your witchy
00:48:07okay i will grow my hair forever you stop threatening to grow a beard i like you smooth
00:48:20yourself i know you bouncing right west coast i know you want me right you don't know what you want me
00:48:26to global domination and you know medicine obviously
00:48:39can you at least pretend to be happy
00:48:41i'm sorry it's been a long day well there's ample distraction
00:48:53i mean elena definitely wants to get it wet oh no no no no no please don't say that
00:49:01and i'm not very good at relationships you all people should know that one okay who said anything
00:49:05about a relationship first of all and yeah you were clear from the get-go that you weren't looking
00:49:10for one i was the one who pressed the issue anyway ancient history to friendship
00:49:16and pushing each other to greatness
00:49:23have you ever been in love
00:49:28have you i asked you first okay then yes how many times once
00:49:41like how in love on a scale of one to ten you can't put being in love on a scale of you are you
00:49:48okay but if you had to
00:49:5410.
00:49:56impressive
00:49:58thanks so how did you meet
00:50:03um we never really met i just always knew her so when did you know it was love then
00:50:12this it wasn't one moment it was
00:50:17you know when you're still half asleep and you don't even realize that you're awake until there's
00:50:21one moment when you just are
00:50:25it's like that like one day i just woke up gotcha
00:50:33so what was her name
00:50:42what you can't even say it
00:50:43come on
00:50:53wait like your brother's girlfriend
00:50:55have you just been like pining after her this whole time she was my girlfriend first
00:50:59wait she dumped you for him
00:51:01bitch what no no no no no i i was a shitty boyfriend we broke up at prom
00:51:09you broke up with her at prom
00:51:11technically she broke up with me but uh
00:51:13yeah i basically teet it up for her seriously oh my god you did that thing that guys do when
00:51:19they're too chicken to break up with a girl so they like act like a dick until she does it for him
00:51:24oh no god
00:51:30so what is it like super awkward now or
00:51:32i barely ever see them together i mean i see it here so okay but like what do you do
00:51:39i remember the first time that we were all together they tried to downplay it for my sake
00:51:51but i could just tell that they were so happy
00:51:58and so i had to be happy too from that moment i i i i knew that i couldn't be alone with her i
00:52:06wouldn't be able to keep it in keep what in that i loved her
00:52:25when we were together i never said the words and now
00:52:30i don't know um i gotta go okay i got it i got it you sure get homesick yeah you too
00:53:00hey jeremiah leave a message hey jer uh look i am not going to be able to make the dedication
00:53:16i got this job and it starts real soon and it's a pretty big deal so
00:53:21um i'm really sorry but if you need help with the speech or anything you let me know i'm here
00:53:33but i know you'll do great so
00:53:36yeah all right bye
00:53:40just a sec
00:53:55your one always looks hot
00:53:58i'm so jealous you got to hook up with him
00:54:02well what happens in cover dates in cover
00:54:16i don't think i'm gonna be able to do that
00:54:31we need to talk
00:54:33what's now what's going on did you hook up with lacy barone during spring break
00:54:38ellie oh my god oh my god really i can explain no no no get away from me please let me explain
00:54:45belly please belly please let me explain to you please
00:54:53it happened when we were on a break right when we were broken up you knew that we weren't really
00:54:58broken up that that wasn't real how was i supposed to know that it was real for me if i
00:55:02knew it then you should have known it i didn't mean for this to happen and it was a mistake a mistake
00:55:06yes like what like you tripped and you fell on top of her naked
00:55:12there you go
00:55:16don't touch me
00:55:17what did you do i want to know exactly what did you do i want to know what you did
00:55:26we had sex
00:55:27fuck you
00:55:28look it didn't mean anything to me i swear i swear to you
00:55:32okay you know that i've only ever been with one other person
00:55:39yeah i know you ruined everything i'll never trust you again please don't say that i love you so much
00:55:47it's always been you bell
00:55:48i can't get it back whatever whatever we were it's gone we lost it no we can't we can't we can't we
00:55:54can get it back we can't no i don't i don't even know who you are anymore
00:56:01belly wait
00:56:13my heart won't start and
00:56:17my heart won't start and
00:56:21how long could we be a sad song till we were too far gone to bring back
00:56:31to life i gave you all my best peace my endless empathy and all i did was bleed as i tried to be the
00:56:41bravest soldier fighting in only your army
00:56:45front lines don't you ignore me i'm the best thing at this party
00:56:52and i wouldn't marry me either
00:56:54a pathological people pleaser
00:56:56the only one of you to see her
00:56:59and i'm fading thinking do something babe say something
00:57:04do something babe with something
00:57:08choose something babe i got nothing
00:57:12i can't find a post my heart won't start anymore
00:57:37anymore
00:57:48you
00:57:50you
00:57:52you
00:57:54you
00:57:56you
00:57:58you

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