She Tried Humor… It Nearly Killed Me"

Sarge's Tales

▶A UNSC officer. A flirty alien with awful jokes. A sack of secrets. What should’ve been a quiet escort mission explodes into chaos when mercenaries, crime lords, and ancient tech collide. But when the jokes stop and the weapons come out, survival demands more than punchlines. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe to discover more sci-fi stories like this! 👽  ⏩ Original ©️ontent - This story is written specifically for this channel and you won't find it anywhere else.  #scifi #hfy #shortstory  Keywords: "Dive into the captivating world of HFY (Humanity, Fuck Yeah!) with our latest video, featuring an enthralling HFY Short Story that showcases the indomitable spirit of humanity in the vast expanse of the cosmos.   Experience a unique Sci-Fi Story where Humans are Space Orcs, demonstrating their resilience and ingenuity in a universe filled with challenges. This Sci-Fi Short Story, inspired by the popular Reddit HFY Stories and the intriguing concept of Humans are Space Orcs, promises a blend of adventure, conflict, and the triumph of the human spirit.   Subscribe and join us for an unforgettable journey through the best of Reddit Sci-Fi Stories and the awe-inspiring tales of Humans, Humanity, and their place in the galaxy."

Transcript

00:00And you say I'm not funny, human?

00:02The girl said, showing off her alien sense of humor.

00:05The scorching twin stars of Proxima Centauri beat down on the bustling marketplace of Port

00:10Nexus, where merchants from a dozen different species hawk their wares with enthusiastic

00:14calls.

00:15Lieutenant Commander Jack Harmon wiped sweat from his brow, adjusting the weight of the

00:19heavy sack slung over his shoulder.

00:21His muscular frame tensed as he navigated through the crowd, gray-green eyes scanning

00:26for potential threats, a habit from years of military service.

00:31You know, came the lilting voice beside him, on my world, we have a saying, the heavier

00:37the burden, the lighter the heart.

00:40Jack glanced sideways at his companion.

00:43Vera Tapari stood barely reaching his shoulder, her lavender skin shimmering under the alien

00:48suns.

00:49Her silvery lilac hair cascaded down her back, and those unnervingly large violet eyes stared

00:55up at him, with what he could only describe as mischievous innocence.

00:59That makes absolutely no sense, Jack grunted, shifting the sack again.

01:04And if your people believe that, why aren't you caring this?

01:07Vera's mouth curved into a smile that revealed teeth just a shade too white, too perfect.

01:13Because I'm observing your heart getting lighter, of course.

01:17Jack rolled his eyes.

01:18Three days ago, he'd been commanding a tactical unit on the UNSC Dauntless.

01:23Now he was playing pack mule for an alien diplomat's daughter on a cultural exchange

01:28mission that felt suspiciously like babysitting.

01:31Remind me again why we're hauling mystery cargo through the most dangerous district in

01:36Port Nexus?

01:37Jack asked, narrowly avoiding collision with a hulking Dravari merchant.

01:42Father says these components are essential for the negotiations with your people, Vera replied,

01:48her form-fitting gray suit catching the eye of several passers-by.

01:51And you're here because humans insisted on security protocols.

01:56Right, security, Jack snorted.

01:59Not a glorified baggage handler.

02:02They turned down a narrower alley, the crowds thinning.

02:05The buildings here pressed closer together, creating shadows that offered relief from the

02:09heat but amplified Jack's unease.

02:12You humans are so serious all the time, Vera observed, skipping a few steps ahead before

02:17turning to walk backward, facing him.

02:19Is it true what they say?

02:22That humor is exclusively a human trait?

02:25Jack raised an eyebrow.

02:27What?

02:28No, that's ridiculous.

02:30Then why do you never laugh at my jokes?

02:33She challenged, her head tilting at an angle that reminded Jack she wasn't human, despite

02:38her humanoid appearance.

02:39Because they're not funny, he replied flatly.

02:42Vera gasped in mock offense.

02:44Not funny?

02:45I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in interspecies humor studies.

02:50That's not a real thing.

02:52It absolutely is.

02:54Listen.

02:55She cleared her throat dramatically.

02:57Why did the human cross the asteroid belt?

02:59Jack sighed.

03:00I don't know.

03:02Why?

03:03To get to the other tide, Vera burst into a fit of giggles that sounded like wind chimes

03:09in a storm.

03:10Jack stared at her blankly.

03:12That doesn't make any sense.

03:14It's a play on words.

03:16Tide, side, you know, because of your moon's gravitational pull?

03:20Her expression fell at his continued lack of reaction.

03:25Oh, come on.

03:26That was hilarious.

03:27No, it wasn't.

03:29Look, humor requires context, timing, and shared cultural references.

03:34You can't just...

03:36Halt.

03:37A deep voice interrupted their banter.

03:39Three figures blocked the alley ahead.

03:41Two burly Krell enforcers flanking a lean, sharp-featured human in an expensive suit.

03:47Well, well, the human said, his accent placing him from one of the outer colonies.

03:53What do we have here?

03:54A UNSC officer and a tapari, carrying what I suspect are very valuable goods through my

03:58territory.

04:00Jack slowly lowered the sack to the ground, his muscles tensing for action.

04:04Your territory?

04:06Last I checked, Port Nexus was under Galactic Concord jurisdiction.

04:11The man laughed.

04:12On paper, perhaps.

04:14I'm Mercer.

04:14I run this district, and you're carrying something that interests me greatly.

04:19Vera stepped forward, her earlier playfulness vanishing.

04:23These are diplomatic materials protected under Section 7 of the Concord Treaty.

04:28Is that so?

04:30Mercer's smile didn't reach his eyes.

04:32Then you won't mind if my associates verify that claim.

04:36The Krell enforcers moved forward, their reptilian features impassive as they reached for the

04:40sack.

04:40Jack's hand drifted toward his sidearm.

04:43Touch that bag, and this gets ugly fast.

04:46And you say I'm not funny, human male?

04:49Vera suddenly interjected, her voice louder than necessary.

04:53All eyes turned to her in confusion.

04:55What?

04:56Jack asked, momentarily distracted.

04:59Vera winked at him before addressing Mercer.

05:01I was just explaining to my companion how humor works across species.

05:06For instance, do you know what happens when a human, two Krell, and a crime boss walk into

05:12an ambush?

05:13On cue, the distinct whine of energy weapons powering up echoed from the rooftops above

05:18them.

05:18Neither do I, Vera continued cheerfully.

05:22But I think we're about to find out.

05:24The standoff lasted precisely three seconds before chaos erupted.

05:29Energy bolts rained down from above, scorching the ground around Mercer and his Krell enforcers.

05:34Jack reacted instantly, grabbing both Vera and the sack before diving behind a nearby waste

05:40disposal unit.

05:41Friends of yours, he shouted over the cacophony of weapons fire.

05:45Vera's expression had shifted from playful to deadly serious.

05:49Ah, absolutely not.

05:51I was bluffing.

05:52You were...

05:53Jack's incredulous response was cut short as one of the Krell enforcers crashed into

05:58their cover, its scaled hide smoking from multiple hits.

06:02This is not how I expected my day to go, the crime boss Mercer growled, suddenly appearing

06:07beside them, his expensive suit now torn and singed.

06:11Blood trickled from a cut above his eye.

06:13Jack trained his sidearm on Mercer's chest.

06:17Give me one reason not to hand you over to whoever's shooting at us.

06:22Because they're shooting at you too, genius, Mercer snapped.

06:26Those are Varaxian mercenaries.

06:28They don't care about jurisdiction or diplomatic immunity.

06:32A barrage of fire peppered their position, forcing them all lower.

06:36Varaxians!

06:37Vera's violet eyes widened.

06:40They're banned from conquered space.

06:42Welcome to the real port nexus, princess, Mercer said with a bitter laugh.

06:47Now I suggest a temporary alliance if we want to live through the next five minutes.

06:53Jack assessed their options rapidly.

06:55Six, no, eight armed figures were converging on their position from multiple angles.

07:00The alley offered limited cover and no clear escape route.

07:03Fine, Jack decided.

07:05But this doesn't make us friends.

07:07Mercer grinned, revealing a gold tooth.

07:10Wouldn't dream of it, commander.

07:12The conscious Krell enforcer had regained its composure and now crouched beside Mercer,

07:17its reptilian eyes blinking horizontally as it assessed the threat.

07:21Sark created a diversion, Mercer ordered.

07:24We'll head for the maintenance tunnels.

07:25The Krell nodded once before pulling what looked like a small metal egg from its utility belt.

07:32With surprising grace for its bulky frame, Sark hurled the device over their cover.

07:37The resulting explosion wasn't particularly destructive,

07:40but the brilliant flash and deafening bang momentarily disoriented their attackers.

07:45Move, Jack shouted, hoisting the sack over his shoulder while keeping his weapon ready.

07:51They sprinted down the alley, Mercer leading the way with Sark covering their rear.

07:56Vera kept pace effortlessly beside Jack, her movements fluid and precise,

08:01nothing like her earlier skipping demeanor.

08:04Left here, Mercer called, ducking into an even narrower passage between buildings.

08:09The passage ended at what appeared to be a solid wall,

08:13but Mercer pressed his palm against a specific brick,

08:15revealing a hidden scanner.

08:17The wall slid open, revealing a dimly lit tunnel.

08:20Maintenance access, he explained as they rushed inside.

08:24Port Nexus is built on top of the original colony structures.

08:28These tunnels run throughout the entire district.

08:31The wall sealed behind them just as the sounds of pursuit reached the alley.

08:36They continued at a brisk pace through the tunnel,

08:38the only illumination coming from strips of emergency lighting along the floor.

08:43The air was stale but breathable.

08:44So, Mercer said after they'd put considerable distance between themselves and their pursuers,

08:50what's in the bag that's worth sending Vraxian death squads after?

08:55Diplomatic materials, Jack and Vera answered simultaneously.

08:59Mercer snorted.

08:59Right, and I'm the emperor of Mars.

09:03Believe what you want, Jack replied.

09:06But our arrangement ends once we're safely away from those mercenaries.

09:10They reached a junction where the tunnel split in three directions.

09:13Mercer paused, considering their options.

09:15Why help us at all?

09:18Vera suddenly asked.

09:19You were about to rob us.

09:22Mercer turned to her with a calculating expression.

09:25Let's call it enlightened self-interest.

09:29Vraxians don't leave witnesses,

09:31and I've worked too hard establishing my operation here to end up as a smear on an alley wall.

09:36How noble, Jack muttered.

09:39Besides, Mercer continued, ignoring Jack's comment.

09:41I recognize quality merchandise when I see it.

09:44Whatever you're carrying is worth more intact and delivered than stolen and fenced.

09:49Vera studied the crime boss with newfound interest.

09:52You're more perceptive than you appear, human.

09:55And you're not just a diplomat's air-headed daughter, are you?

09:59Mercer countered.

09:59Before Vrax could respond, the tunnel shook with a distant explosion.

10:04Dust and small debris rained down from the ceiling.

10:07They're in the tunnel system, Sark growled, the first words the Krell had spoken.

10:12How? Jack demanded.

10:14These access points are hidden, right?

10:17Mercer's expression darkened.

10:18They are.

10:20Which means either they got extremely lucky or...

10:23Or someone told them exactly where to look, Vrax finished.

10:27The four exchanged wary glances.

10:29The fragile alliance suddenly strained by suspicion.

10:33This way, Mercer decided, pointing to the rightmost tunnel.

10:36There's a safe house two levels up where we can regroup.

10:39As they moved forward, Jack noticed Vra watching Mercer with an unreadable expression.

10:45Gone was the playful alien girl trying to make jokes.

10:48In her place was someone calculating an alert.

10:51He wondered just how much of her earlier behavior had been an act.

10:56So, Vera said casually as they hurried through the tunnel.

10:59A human, a tapari, and two Krell walk into a maintenance tunnel?

11:04Jack glanced at her in disbelief.

11:06Really?

11:07Now?

11:09What?

11:09She blinked innocently.

11:11I'm just saying.

11:13It sounds like the setup for a joke.

11:15I'm still trying to prove aliens can be funny.

11:18Lady, Mercer called back.

11:20If we survive this, I'll personally certify your comedy credentials.

11:23For the first time since they'd met, Jack found himself fighting back a smile at Vera's antics.

11:30There was something almost endearing about her persistence.

11:33See?

11:34Vera nudged Jack with her elbow.

11:36He gets it.

11:37He's a criminal, Jack pointed out.

11:39Yes, but a criminal with a sense of humor, she replied brightly.

11:42That's progress.

11:44The tunnel began to slope upward and the lighting improved.

11:48They passed several sealed doors before Mercer stopped at one that looked identical to the others.

11:54He placed his palm on another scanner and the door slid open to reveal a surprisingly well-appointed room.

12:00Welcome to my humble hideaway, Mercer announced as they entered.

12:04We should be safe here, at least temporarily.

12:07Mercer's safe house was surprisingly comfortable.

12:11A stark contrast to the grimy tunnels they'd traversed.

12:15Sleek furniture, advanced tech interfaces, and even a small kitchenette occupied the space.

12:21Jack placed the mysterious sack on a central table with a relieved grunt.

12:26First things first, Mercer announced activating a security console.

12:29We need to figure out how those Vraxian bastards tracked us.

12:32Jack's military instincts kicked in.

12:34Check the bag.

12:36Vera looked alarmed.

12:37We can't open diplomatic materials.

12:40We can if they're going to get us killed, Jack countered, already untying the sack.

12:46Inside, nestled among protective padding, lay what appeared to be a metallic sphere about the size of a human fist.

12:53Its surface gleamed with an iridescent sheen that reminded Jack of Vera's skin, shifting colors that seemed to move beneath the surface.

13:00That, Mercer breathed, is not diplomatic materials.

13:04Sark, the Krell enforcer, leaned forward, his reptilian eyes widening.

13:10That is human artifact.

13:11Very old.

13:12Very valuable.

13:14Jack turned to Vera, whose violet eyes wouldn't meet his.

13:17Care to explain?

13:18Before she could answer, a small red light on the sphere began pulsing.

13:23Tracking beacon, Jack and Mercer said simultaneously.

13:27The crime boss rushed to his security console.

13:29They've locked on to the environmental controls for this sector.

13:33They're threatening to depressurize three residential blocks unless we surrender the artifact.

13:38How many people?

13:39Jack demanded.

13:40About 8,000, Mercer replied grimly.

13:43Mostly civilians, families.

13:47Jack's jaw clenched.

13:48How long do we have?

13:4920 minutes.

13:51The room fell silent as the implication sank in.

13:54Jack's gray-green eyes found Vera's violet ones, and this time, she didn't look away.

13:59I didn't know, she said softly.

14:02Father told me it was technology that would help our peoples.

14:05I didn't know it was stolen.

14:07Not stolen, Sark interjected.

14:10Recovered.

14:10Human artifact from before the Great Expansion.

14:13Lost for centuries.

14:15Jack ran a hand through his tousled blonde hair.

14:18So your people found it, and now the Varaxians want it.

14:21What does it do?

14:23Vera stepped closer to him.

14:25Her lavender skin almost luminous under the safe house lighting.

14:29It's called the Nexus Core.

14:31According to our scientists, it's a data repository containing lost human knowledge from Earth's pre-space era.

14:37Which makes it priceless, Mercer added, to the right buyers.

14:42Jack felt a headache forming.

14:44Great, so we're caught between Varaxian mercenaries willing to kill thousands of innocents and whatever your father has planned for this thing.

14:51We need to stop them from depressurizing those sectors, Vera said, her voice firm.

14:58Whatever happens with the Core comes second.

15:01Jack studied her with newfound respect.

15:04Despite her earlier deception, her priorities seemed to align with his.

15:07I know a way into the Environmental Control Center, Mercer offered.

15:11But it's risky.

15:12We'd need a distraction.

15:14The Core, Jack realized.

15:16We offer to hand it over, then hit them when they're focused on the exchange.

15:21Vera moved closer to Jack, her form-fitting gray suit brushing against his arm.

15:25I'm coming with you.

15:27Too dangerous, Jack replied automatically.

15:30Her eyes flashed.

15:31I'm trained in Tappari combat techniques.

15:34I'm not just a diplomat's daughter playing at Adventure.

15:39Could have fooled me with those terrible jokes, Jack muttered.

15:43A smile tugged at her lips.

15:45Maybe making you think my humor was terrible was part of my cover.

15:49Was it?

15:50No, she admitted.

15:51I really am that bad at human jokes.

15:54Despite everything, Jack found himself chuckling.

15:58The sound seemed to surprise them both.

15:59See?

16:01Vera's face lit up.

16:02I made you laugh.

16:04That wasn't a laugh, Jack protested weakly.

16:06Hate to interrupt whatever this is, Mercer cut in.

16:10But we've got about 18 minutes before people start dying.

16:14Jack nodded, switching back to soldier mode.

16:16Stark and Mercer, you'll create a diversion at the south entrance.

16:20Vera and I will infiltrate from the maintenance shaft and secure the environmental controls.

16:24As they gathered equipment from Mercer's surprisingly well-stocked arsenal, Jack found Vera at his side, helping him adjust a tactical vest.

16:34I'm sorry I wasn't honest with you, she said quietly.

16:37My father?

16:39He's not a bad person, but he believes our species should control certain technologies.

16:45Jack's fingers brushed against hers as they reached for the same weapon.

16:48The contact sent an unexpected jolt through him.

16:50And what do you believe, he asked, suddenly aware of how close they were standing.

16:56Her violet eyes held his.

16:57I believe some things are meant to be shared, not hoarded.

17:01The air between them seemed to charge with something beyond the tension of their dangerous situation.

17:07Jack became acutely conscious of her exotic scent.

17:10Something like cinnamon and ozone.

17:12And the way her silvery lilac hair caught the light.

17:15We should, uh, Jack began, his voice rougher than intended.

17:20Focus on the mission, Vera finished, though she made no move to step away.

17:25But afterward, the unspoken promise hung between them, electric and undeniable.

17:32Mercer cleared his throat loudly from across the room.

17:35If you two are done with whatever primal mating ritual you're engaged in, we've got a plan to finalize.

17:42Vera's cheeks darkened to a deeper shade of purple.

17:45A blush, Jack realized with fascination.

17:48Right, Jack said, reluctantly putting professional distance between them.

17:52Let's go over the entry points one more time.

17:55As they huddled around Mercer's holographic display of the environmental control center,

18:00Jack couldn't help but notice how Vera's shoulder pressed against his,

18:04or how her fingers occasionally brushed his arm.

18:06Each contact seemed deliberate yet casual, sending sparks of awareness through his body.

18:12Whatever was developing between them would have to wait.

18:15Right now, thousands of lives hung in the balance, threatened by alien mercenaries who would stop at nothing to acquire a piece of humanity's lost history,

18:24and Jack would be damned if he'd let them succeed.

18:27The environmental control center of Port Nexus resembled the nerve center of a military vessel,

18:34all gleaming interfaces and pulsing holographic displays.

18:38Jack and Vera had infiltrated through the maintenance shaft exactly as planned,

18:42encountering minimal resistance thanks to Mercer and Sark's diversion.

18:47Security systems disabled, Vera whispered, her fingers dancing across an alien interface with surprising expertise.

18:55We have 13 minutes before life support fails in the residential sectors.

18:59Jack nodded, securing the door behind them.

19:02Can you override their commands?

19:04Working on it.

19:06Her violet eyes narrowed in concentration, reflecting the blue glow of the console.

19:11Their encryption is sophisticated, definitely not standard Vraxian protocols.

19:16Jack kept his weapon ready, scanning for threats while Vera worked.

19:20The Nexus course sat heavily in his tactical vest pocket, its weight a constant reminder of what was at stake.

19:26Jack, Vera called softly, come look at this.

19:31He moved to her side, close enough to feel the warmth radiating from her lavender skin.

19:36On the screen before them was a data packet,

19:39intercepted communications between the Vraxian mercenaries and their employer.

19:43That's a Tapari diplomatic signature, Vera said, her voice tight with anger.

19:48My father's personal encryption key.

19:51Jack's jaw clenched.

19:52Your father hired Vraxian mercenaries willing to kill thousands of civilians?

19:57No, she shook her head vehemently.

20:00He wouldn't, but someone with access to his codes might.

20:04Her fingers flew across the interface again.

20:06There's more.

20:07They're not just after the core.

20:09They want its contents decrypted.

20:12As if responding to their conversation, the core in Jack's pocket began to warm.

20:18He pulled it out, surprised to see it glowing with increasing intensity.

20:22That's not supposed to happen, Vera breathed, reaching for it.

20:26When their hands touched the artifact simultaneously, a pulse of energy surged through the room.

20:31The core's surface shifted, revealing intricate patterns that reminded Jack of DNA helices.

20:38Suddenly, information flooded Jack's mind.

20:40Not as data or text, but as pure understanding.

20:44He gasped, staggering back against the console.

20:46Jack!

20:48Vera steadied him, her touch sending another kind of electricity through his system.

20:52What happened?

20:54It's not just historical data, he managed, his voice rough with awe.

20:59The core contains genetic information, the key to unlocking human potential that was engineered out of us, millennia ago.

21:07Vera's eyes widened.

21:08What kind of potential?

21:09Accelerated healing, enhanced strength, extended lifespan.

21:15Jack shook his head, trying to process the flood of information.

21:19Our ancestors were more than what we are now.

21:23Someone deliberately limited us.

21:25That would shift the balance of power throughout the concord, Vera whispered.

21:29If humans could access their full genetic potential, we'd be nearly unstoppable, Jack finished.

21:35No wonder your father wants it.

21:38The console behind them chimed urgently.

21:41Environmental control secured, Vera announced after checking the display.

21:45The residential sectors are safe.

21:48Jack's relief was short-lived as the facility's alarms began blaring.

21:52Multiple ships docking at the main hub, Vera reported, accessing the security feeds.

21:57Tapari diplomatic vessels.

21:59And my father is leading the delegation.

22:02Jack's tactical mind raced through their options.

22:05How long until they reach us?

22:07Minutes, at most.

22:09Her violet eyes met his, filled with conflict.

22:13Jack, I can't let him have this.

22:17Not now that we know what it contains.

22:19The intensity between them built as they stood facing each other.

22:23The core glowing between them.

22:25In that moment, something fundamental shifted in their relationship.

22:29I trust you, Jack said simply.

22:32Vera's breath caught.

22:33For her species, such a declaration carried weight beyond what humans typically assigned

22:37to those words.

22:39Trust was sacred to the Tapari, more intimate than any physical act.

22:44Jack, she whispered, stepping closer until barely a breath separated them.

22:49In my culture, what you just said.

22:51I know, he replied, surprising her.

22:54The core shared some cultural knowledge, too.

22:57Her lavender skin flushed darker as she realized the implications.

23:01Then you understand what I'm offering when I say I trust you, too?

23:04The air between them seemed to vibrate with tension.

23:09Not from danger, but from desire.

23:12Jack's hand rose to trace the curve of her cheek, marveling at the silken texture of her skin.

23:17I understand, he murmured.

23:19Their lips met in a kiss that transcended species.

23:22Tentative at first, then growing in intensity as they discovered each other.

23:26Her mouth tasted faintly of spice and sweetness.

23:29Alien, yet perfect.

23:31Jack's arms encircled her waist, drawing her against his muscular frame as her fingers

23:37tangled in his tousled blonde hair.

23:39When they finally parted, both breathing heavily, Vera's eyes shimmered with emotion.

23:44That was, she began, better than your jokes, Jack finished with a grin.

23:49She laughed, a genuine musical sound that made his heart race.

23:54I'll have you know that on my world, that would be considered the height of romance.

23:59What would?

24:01The kiss or the joke about your jokes?

24:04Both, she admitted, her fingers tracing patterns on his chest through his tactical vest.

24:09Tapari believed humor and passion are interconnected.

24:12The greater the laughter, the deeper the bond.

24:15Jack raised an eyebrow.

24:16Then we might be in trouble, because your jokes are terrible.

24:20Or, she countered, pressing herself against him suggestively.

24:24Perhaps I've been holding back my best material.

24:28The facility shuddered as docking clamps engaged somewhere above them.

24:32We need to move, Jack said reluctantly, forcing himself to focus on their situation.

24:37Your father can't get the core.

24:39Vera nodded, her expression turning serious.

24:41There's an auxiliary docking bay, three levels down, and we could take one of the maintenance shuttles.

24:48What about Mercer and Sark?

24:50I've sent them the coordinates.

24:53They'll meet us there, or make their own escape.

24:56As they gathered their equipment, Jack felt the core pulse again in his pocket.

25:01More information filtered into his consciousness.

25:04Schematics for the station, security protocols, and something else.

25:08A location.

25:11Vera, he said slowly.

25:12I think the core wants us to take it somewhere specific.

25:16She paused, looking at him curiously.

25:18It's communicating with you.

25:21Not exactly.

25:22More like downloading information directly into my mind.

25:27He tapped his temple.

25:29There's a facility on Europa.

25:31Old Earth Colony.

25:32Something important is there.

25:34Then that's where we'll go, she decided without hesitation.

25:37After we deal with my father.

25:40The way she said it, with complete confidence in their partnership.

25:45Sent a wave of warmth through Jack that had nothing to do with the core's energy.

25:50Ready?

25:51He asked, offering his hand.

25:53She took it, interlacing her fingers with his.

25:56Ready, Jack.

25:57When this is over, I'm going to tell you a joke so funny,

26:01you'll have no choice but to admit aliens understand humor.

26:04I look forward to being proven wrong, he replied with a smile that was just for her.

26:10The maintenance shuttle was little more than a glorified cargo hauler.

26:14Utilitarian, cramped, and lacking any amenities.

26:17But to Jack and Vyra, racing away from Port Nexus with alarms blaring behind them,

26:23it might as well have been a luxury cruiser.

26:25There are scrambling pursuit vessels, Vyra reported, monitoring the communications array.

26:31Her fingers moved with practiced efficiency across the alien controls.

26:35Three Tapari diplomatic cruisers.

26:37And something else.

26:39Unidentified signature.

26:41Jack guided the shuttle through the station's outer defense grid,

26:45pushing the engines beyond recommended parameters.

26:48Vraxians?

26:49No.

26:50Different configuration entirely.

26:53She frowned at the route out.

26:54Whatever it is, it's fast.

26:57The shuttle shuddered as they cleared the final security checkpoint and entered open space.

27:02Jack plotted a course for the Jupiter system, specifically Europa, where the core was guiding them.

27:08We've got about six hours before we reach Europa, he said, engaging the autopilot,

27:13assuming we can shake our pursuit.

27:14Vera left her station to join him at the helm, her lavender hand resting lightly on his shoulder.

27:22The casual touch sent warmth cascading through him.

27:26Jack, she said softly, we need to talk about my father.

27:30He turned to face her, noting the conflict in her violet eyes.

27:33I'm listening.

27:35He's not evil, she began, sinking into the co-pilot's seat.

27:39He genuinely believes he's protecting the galaxy, protecting humanity even.

27:43Jack raised an eyebrow.

27:45By stealing our genetic heritage?

27:48By preventing what he sees as her inevitable catastrophe.

27:52She leaned forward, her silvery lilac hair falling around her face.

27:56The Tapari have extensive historical archives.

27:59We've seen civilizations destroy themselves after rapid technological or biological advancement.

28:05So he thinks humans can't handle our own evolution?

28:08Vera's expression turned pained.

28:10The Tapari Council believes that humanity's natural aggression, combined with your species' full genetic potential, would be volatile.

28:20Jack felt the core pulse warmly in his pocket, almost as if responding to their conversation.

28:26And what do you believe?

28:28Her eyes met his, unwavering.

28:30I believe choice matters.

28:32I believe humanity deserves to decide its own fate.

28:37Something shifted between them in that moment.

28:39A deepening of the connection that had been building since their first meeting.

28:44Jack reached out, taking her hand in his.

28:46Thank you, he said simply.

28:48The shuttle's proximity alert interrupted the moment, blaring a warning that cut through the intimate atmosphere.

28:54They're gaining on us, Vera confirmed, reluctantly returning to her station.

29:00The unidentified vessel is moving at impossible speeds.

29:03Jack checked their weapon systems.

29:05Minimal at best.

29:07This shuttle was designed for maintenance runs, not combat or high-speed pursuits.

29:11We need somewhere to hide, he muttered, scanning the stellar charts.

29:15The asteroid belt?

29:17Too predictable, Vera countered.

29:20Wait, what about the Jovian shipyards?

29:24They're automated, minimal security.

29:26We could lose ourselves among the construction platforms.

29:30Jack nodded, adjusting their course.

29:32Good thinking.

29:33As they approached the massive orbital shipyards that circled Jupiter like a metallic halo,

29:38Jack maneuvered the shuttle into the labyrinth of half-constructed vessels and maintenance drones.

29:42The pursuing ship slowed, clearly hesitant to follow them into the tight spaces between the platforms.

29:50That should buy us some time, Jack said, powering down non-essential systems to minimize their signature.

29:55But they'll establish a perimeter.

29:57We're not out of this yet.

29:59Vera moved to stand behind him, her hands coming to rest on his shoulders.

30:03The tension in his muscles began to ease under her touch.

30:06You're very good at this, she observed.

30:09Escaping, I mean.

30:10Jack chuckled.

30:11Part of UNSC training.

30:14Though usually, I'm the one doing the pursuing.

30:18Her fingers began working small circles against his neck, finding knots of stress he hadn't realized were there.

30:24In Tapari culture, touch is considered a form of communication.

30:28Did you know that?

30:30The Corps shared some information, Jack admitted, his voice growing husky as her hands continued their ministrations.

30:36But I think I might need a more hands-on lesson.

30:40Vera laughed softly, the sound sending pleasant shivers down his spine.

30:46That was almost funny, Commander Harmon.

30:48You're learning.

30:50He turned his chair to face her, pulling her gently onto his lap.

30:54Her weight felt right, perfect against him.

30:57I had a good teacher.

30:59Their lips met again, this time with greater urgency.

31:02The earlier kiss had been a discovery.

31:05This was an exploration.

31:07Jack's hands traced the curves of her body through the form-fitting gray suit, while her fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer.

31:14When they finally parted, both breathing heavily, Vera's eyes had darkened to a deeper violet.

31:21In my culture, she whispered against his lips, this would be the moment where I'd tell you a joke.

31:27Jack blinked in surprise.

31:29Seriously?

31:30She nodded solemnly, though her eyes danced with mischief.

31:34Tapari believed that laughter opens the soul to deeper connection.

31:37The more intimate the moment, the more important the humor.

31:41All right, Jack said, his hands settling on her hips.

31:45Let's hear it.

31:47Vera took a deep breath, her expression turning serious.

31:50What did the human commander say to the Tapari girl after their first kiss?

31:55Jack played along.

31:56I don't know.

31:57What?

31:58That was out of this world.

32:01She delivered the punchline with such earnest expectation that Jack couldn't help himself.

32:06He burst out laughing.

32:08Her face lit up with delight.

32:10You laughed.

32:11You actually laughed.

32:13Not because it was funny, he clarified, still chuckling.

32:16Because it was so terrible.

32:19Doesn't matter, she declared triumphantly.

32:22Laughter is laughter.

32:24I win.

32:26Jack pulled her closer, his gray-green eyes meeting her violet ones.

32:30Yes, you do.

32:32The moment stretched between them, charged with possibility.

32:35The confined space of the shuttle cockpit seemed to shrink further, the universe narrowing to just the two of them.

32:42The proximity alarm shattered the moment once again.

32:45They found us, Vera said, reluctantly extracting herself from Jack's embrace to check the sensors.

32:51Multiple vessels converging on our position.

32:54Jack returned to the controls powering up the engines.

32:57Time for plan B.

32:58We had a plan B?

33:01We do now.

33:03He guided the shuttle deeper into the shipyard, toward a massive superstructure that appeared to be a nearly completed battlecruiser.

33:10We're going to borrow something with a bit more firepower.

33:13Vera's eyes widened as she realized his intention.

33:16You want to steal an unfinished military vessel?

33:19Not steal, Jack corrected with a grin.

33:23Requisition, I am UNSC, after all.

33:26As they approached the battlecruiser, the core in Jack's pocket pulsed more insistently, almost as if approving of his audacious plan.

33:34Hold on, he warned, accelerating toward what appeared to be a maintenance bay.

33:39This might get interesting.

33:40The unfinished battlecruiser, designated UNSC Prometheus, responded to Jack's override codes with surprising readiness.

33:49As emergency lighting bathed the bridge in a soft amber glow, Jack couldn't help but feel a surge of pride.

33:55This vessel, though incomplete, represented humanity's ingenuity and determination.

34:01I can't believe that worked, Vera marveled, examining the sophisticated control systems.

34:06Your UNSC clearance shouldn't have access to a prototype vessel.

34:10Jack frowned, equally puzzled.

34:12It shouldn't, unless it...

34:14He pulled the Nexus core from his pocket.

34:17The artifact pulsed with steady light, almost like a heartbeat.

34:20As he held it near the command console, the ship's systems fully activated, holographic displays springing to life throughout the bridge.

34:28The ship recognizes the core, Vera whispered in awe.

34:32More than recognizes it, Jack replied, watching as the vessel's schematics appeared before them.

34:38The Prometheus was designed to be powered by this technology.

34:41Look at the integration points.

34:43They're perfectly matched to the core's energy signature.

34:46Vera's violet eyes widened.

34:49Someone knew about the core's existence.

34:52They've been preparing.

34:53Before Jack could respond, the tactical display flashed a warning.

34:59Multiple vessels on approach.

35:01We need to move.

35:02Despite being incomplete, the Prometheus handled beautifully.

35:06Jack guided the massive vessel out of the shipyard, its powerful engines coming online with a deep, satisfying hum.

35:13The pursuing T'Pari ships immediately altered course to intercept.

35:16They're hailing us, Vera announced, her voice tight with tension.

35:19Jack nodded.

35:20Put it through.

35:21The view screen flickered, revealing the stern face of an older T'Pari male.

35:27The family resemblance was unmistakable.

35:29The same violet eyes as Vera, though lacking her warmth.

35:33Father, Vera acknowledged, her posture straightening.

35:36Daughter?

35:37High Counselor Taryn T'Pari replied coolly.

35:40You disappoint me greatly.

35:43The feeling is mutual, she shot back.

35:45Hiring Vraxian mercenaries?

35:48Threatening innocent civilians?

35:49That's not the father I know.

35:52Taryn's expression remained impassive.

35:55Extreme circumstances require extreme measures.

35:58The Corps cannot be allowed to reach Europa.

36:01Jack stepped forward, placing himself beside Vera.

36:04Why?

36:05Because humans might reclaim what was taken from us.

36:08Because you don't understand the consequences, Taryn snapped.

36:13Your species was limited for a reason, Commander Harmon.

36:16The genetic modifications contained in the Corps were not a natural evolution.

36:22They were weapons created during your last war.

36:25Jack felt the Corps pulse against his chest, almost in protest.

36:29That's not what the Corps has shown me.

36:32Of course it hasn't, Taryn replied.

36:34It was programmed to seek out compatible hosts and restore the modifications.

36:39It doesn't care about the devastation that followed.

36:42Vera placed her hand on Jack's arm.

36:44Father, if what you say is true, why not share this information?

36:49Why steal the Corps in secret?

36:51Politics, Taryn said bitterly.

36:54Your Earth government knows the truth.

36:57They've always known.

36:58But they want the power for themselves.

37:01For their military.

37:02Their elite.

37:03They would create a two-tiered human society.

37:06The enhanced and the ordinary.

37:09Jack's mind raced.

37:10Could the counselor be telling the truth?

37:13The Corps had shown him humanity's potential, but not the history behind it.

37:17We're approaching Europa, Vera reported quietly.

37:20On the view screen, Taryn's expression hardened.

37:23I've stationed our diplomatic fleet in orbit around Europa.

37:27You will not reach the surface.

37:29Father?

37:30This isn't personal, Vera.

37:32It's about protecting the galaxy, including humanity, from repeating a catastrophic mistake.

37:39The transmission cut abruptly, leaving them in tense silence.

37:42Do you believe him?

37:44Jack asked, turning to Vera.

37:46Her lavender features were troubled.

37:48My father doesn't lie, but he may not have the complete truth either.

37:52The tactical display updated, showing the Tapari blockade around Europa and something else.

38:00What's that?

38:01Jack pointed to an unidentified signature moving rapidly toward them from the moon's surface.

38:07Before Vera could answer, the Prometheus shuddered as something interfaced with its systems.

38:11The holographic displays flickered, then stabilized, showing a new message.

38:16Guardian protocol activated.

38:19Nexus core detected.

38:21Proceed to coordinates.

38:23The ship from Port Nexus, Vera realized.

38:26It wasn't pursuing us.

38:27It was guiding us.

38:28The unidentified vessel appeared on their view screen.

38:31Sleek, elegant, with lines that suggested both incredible age and advanced technology beyond anything Jack had seen.

38:39It's beautiful, Vera breathed.

38:41Jack felt the core grow warmer against his chest.

38:44It's human, he said with certainty.

38:46Ancient human.

38:48The Guardian vessel moved into position beside them, creating a corridor through the Tapari blockade.

38:54Weapons were trained on both ships, but no one fired.

38:57They won't risk hitting the Guardian, Vera explained.

39:00Its technology is revered among most species.

39:04Jack set course for the coordinates provided, guiding the Prometheus through the blockade.

39:11Terran's flagship moved to intercept, but maintained a respectful distance from the Guardian.

39:16As they entered Europa's atmosphere, Jack felt a moment of calm certainty.

39:20Whatever awaited them on the surface, whatever truth about humanity's past, he was meant to discover it.

39:27Vera moved to stand beside him, her hand finding his.

39:30Whatever happens, she said softly, I'm glad I met you, Jack Harmon.

39:36He turned to her, taking in her exotic beauty and the strength behind her violet eyes.

39:41In the short time they'd known each other, she'd shifted from an irritating companion to something he'd never expected to find,

39:49especially not with someone from another species.

39:51Even though my sense of humor is terrible, he asked with a smile.

39:56Especially because of that, she replied, her lips curving upward.

40:00It gave me the perfect opportunity to prove you wrong.

40:03Jack pulled her close, their foreheads touching in an intimate gesture.

40:08You've proven me wrong about a lot of things.

40:10Their lips met in a kiss that felt like a promise.

40:13Of what, Jack wasn't certain yet.

40:15But as the Prometheus descended toward Europa's icy surface, guided by the ancient Guardian,

40:21he knew that whatever future awaited humanity, he wanted Vera to be part of his.

40:26The ship's sensors indicated a massive structure beneath the ice,

40:30hidden from detection by technology far beyond current understanding.

40:35The core pulsed more insistently now, almost eager.

40:38We're here, Jack said, as they broke apart, both breathless.

40:42Vera's eyes sparkled with a mixture of excitement and apprehension.

40:46Ready to discover humanity's true legacy?

40:50Jack nodded, the weight of the moment settling on his shoulders.

40:53Ready or not, it's time to learn who we really are.

40:58The facility beneath Europa's icy crust defied expectation.

41:02Instead of the cold, sterile laboratory Jack had anticipated,

41:06they entered a vast chamber that resembled a living forest.

41:10Bioluminescent plants provided gentle illumination,

41:13while streams of clear water flowed through carefully designed channels.

41:17The air was fresh and carried the scent of earth and growing things.

41:21It's beautiful, Vera whispered, her violet eyes wide with wonder.

41:25Jack nodded, equally amazed.

41:27The Nexus core pulsed warmly in his hand,

41:30gating them deeper into the hidden sanctuary.

41:33Behind them, a small contingent followed,

41:36Terran Tapari with two Tapari guards and Mercer and Sark,

41:39who had somehow managed to rendezvous with them during the descent.

41:43This doesn't look like a weapons facility, Jack observed,

41:46pointedly glancing at Terran.

41:48The Tapari counselor's expression remained guarded.

41:51Appearances can be deceiving, Commander.

41:53As they approached the center of the chamber,

41:55the vegetation parted to reveal a circular platform.

41:59In its center stood a holographic interface,

42:02unlike any Jack had seen before.

42:04Organic and fluid in design.

42:06The moment Jack stepped onto the platform with the core,

42:09the holographic interface activated.

42:12A figure materialized before them,

42:14a human woman with features that suggested

42:16mixed heritage from earth's various regions.

42:19Her clothing was simple but elegant,

42:22and her eyes held wisdom that transcended time.

42:24Welcome, inheritors, the figure greeted them.

42:28I am Archivist Eliana, custodian of humanity's legacy.

42:32Jack felt a surge of pride at the dignified presence of this ancient human.

42:36I'm Lieutenant Commander Jack Harmon, United Nations Space Command.

42:40The Archivist smiled.

42:42I know who you are, Jack Harmon.

42:43The Nexus Core has been monitoring you since first contact.

42:48You have been tested, and you have proven worthy.

42:52Tested? Jack echoed.

42:54The core is more than a repository of genetic information, Eliana explained.

42:59It is a judge of character.

43:01For millennia, it has waited for humans who would use our legacy wisely.

43:05Taryn stepped forward.

43:07Archivist, you must understand the danger.

43:09Humanity's enhanced genetics nearly destroyed your civilization once before.

43:14That is partially correct, Counselor Tapari, Eliana acknowledged, but incomplete.

43:19The chamber transformed around them, projecting images of Earth's ancient past,

43:24a civilization far more advanced than historical records suggested,

43:27with gleaming cities and technology that rivaled or surpassed the current galactic standard.

43:32Humanity achieved greatness through genetic enhancement, Eliana continued.

43:37We cured disease, extended lifespan, increased intelligence and strength.

43:42But these gifts came with a price.

43:45Some used their abilities to dominate others, leading to the last war.

43:50The images shifted to scenes of devastation that made Jack's stomach clench.

43:55Cities in ruins.

43:56The planet's environment ravaged.

43:59In the aftermath, our ancestors made a choice, Eliana said.

44:02Rather than abandon the enhancements entirely, they created the Nexus Protocol,

44:07a system to ensure only those worthy of the power would receive it.

44:11They voluntarily limited their own genetics,

44:14creating a baseline human template that would evolve naturally over thousands of years.

44:19Until they were ready to reclaim their heritage, Vera realized.

44:22Precisely, Eliana confirmed.

44:24The core was programmed to seek out humans who demonstrated not just intelligence or strength,

44:30but wisdom, compassion and moral courage.

44:33Jack felt the weight of responsibility settling on his shoulders.

44:37And you believe I've passed this test?

44:40Your actions speak for themselves, Eliana replied.

44:43When faced with power, you sought understanding.

44:47When threatened, you protected innocence.

44:50When confronted with prejudice about your species,

44:53you responded with openness rather than anger.

44:56The archivist turned to Vera with a warm smile.

44:59And you, daughter of Tapari, have demonstrated that cooperation between species is not just possible,

45:06but essential.

45:07Your willingness to defy your own father for what you believed was right shows remarkable courage.

45:13Terran stepped forward, his expression troubled.

45:16Archivist, I acted out of concern for the galaxy's safety.

45:20If humanity reclaims these enhancements without proper safeguards,

45:24your concerns are valid, Counselor.

45:26Eliana interrupted gently.

45:28Which is why the Nexus Protocol includes those safeguards.

45:31The enhancements will not be distributed indiscriminately.

45:35Each human must be individually evaluated by the core, just as Jack was.

45:39A meritocracy, Jack murmured.

45:42A responsibility, Eliana corrected.

45:44The core doesn't just evaluate worthiness.

45:47It ensures the enhanced retain their humanity.

45:50Empathy, compassion, the capacity for joy and humor.

45:53These are as important as intelligence or strength.

45:58At the mention of humor, Jack glanced at Vera, who was trying and failing to suppress a smile.

46:04Something funny, he asked.

46:06Just thinking about how our journey started, she replied,

46:10with me trying to convince you aliens could understand humor.

46:14And now we learn that humor is one of humanity's most important traits,

46:18Jack acknowledged with a grin.

46:19I suppose I owe you an apology.

46:23I'll accept payment in the form of admitting I'm hilarious, she countered, her violet eyes sparkling.

46:29Jack laughed, pulling her close.

46:31You're many things, Vera Tapari.

46:33Brave, brilliant, beautiful.

46:35He paused dramatically.

46:37Hilarious isn't one of them.

46:40Instead of being offended, she beamed at him.

46:42You laughed, though.

46:43That's what matters.

46:45Terran watched their exchange with newfound understanding.

46:47Perhaps I have underestimated humanity's capacity for growth, he admitted.

46:53And my daughter's judgment.

46:55The archivist nodded approvingly.

46:57The path forward requires cooperation.

47:00Humanity will reclaim its potential gradually, with oversight from both human and non-human representatives.

47:06She turned to Jack, her expression solemn.

47:08Lieutenant Commander Harmon, are you prepared to serve as the first Nexus ambassador,

47:13bridging humanity's past and future?

47:15Jack looked at Vera, drawing strength from her presence.

47:20In the short time they'd known each other, they'd gone from reluctant companions to something much deeper.

47:26Their night aboard the Prometheus, after escaping Port Nexus, had been a revelation.

47:31Their bodies finding harmony despite their different biologies,

47:34their connection transcending species barriers through shared vulnerability and trust.

47:38I am, he answered firmly, with one condition, that the Tapari provide a diplomatic liaison of equal standing.

47:47Taryn raised an eyebrow, immediately understanding Jack's intention.

47:52My daughter, I presume.

47:54Who better, Jack replied.

47:55She's already proven she understands humans better than most Tapari.

48:00Vera's fingers intertwined with his.

48:02I accept the position, she said, her voice steady despite the emotion in her eyes.

48:07Though I should warn the committee that the ambassador and I have developed a rather personal relationship.

48:13All the better, Eliana said with a knowing smile.

48:16The union between species demonstrates exactly the kind of co-operation the Nexus protocol was designed to foster.

48:24The core in Jack's hand pulsed one final time before floating upward,

48:28expanding into a network of light that spread throughout the chamber.

48:32Interface points materialized around the platform.

48:36The beginning of the infrastructure needed to evaluate and enhance worthy humans.

48:40It is done, Eliana announced.

48:43The Nexus protocol is activated.

48:45Humanity's journey to reclaim its full potential has begun.

48:49Taryn approached Jack, offering his hand in the human gesture of agreement.

48:53It seems I misjudged you, Commander Harmon.

48:56Perhaps humor isn't the only human trait worth understanding.

49:00Jack accepted the handshake.

49:02And perhaps Tapari caution isn't such a bad trait to balance human enthusiasm.

49:06As the group prepared to return to the surface to announce the historic agreement,

49:12Jack pulled Vera aside for a moment of privacy.

49:15So, he said, his gray-green eyes meeting her violet ones.

49:20Ambassador to humanity, ready for a lifetime of explaining our bizarre customs?

49:26Vera's lavender fingers traced the line of his jaw.

49:29Only if you're ready for a lifetime of terrible alien jokes.

49:35I think I can manage, Jack replied, drawing her close.

49:38Though I should warn you, I still don't think you're funny.

49:42Her musical laughter filled the chamber.

49:44And you say I'm not funny, human male?

49:47She teased, echoing their first real conversation.

49:51This time, Jack didn't fight a smile.

49:53Well, maybe not funny, he conceded, pressing his forehead to hers in the intimate gesture

49:58they'd come to share.

50:00But definitely perfect.

50:02As they sealed their agreement with a kiss, Jack reflected on the strange journey that

50:06had brought them together.

50:08From carrying mysterious cargo through an alien marketplace to unlocking humanity's true

50:13potential.

50:14Whatever challenges awaited them as humanity reclaimed its heritage, they would face them

50:19together, one bad joke at a time.

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