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Bande annonce "CHIPS"

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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30C'est great, John.
01:00No, wait, wait, wait, let's just think about this.
01:02Why are we going to risk our lives to say you're a dirtbag ex-wife?
01:05She stole your house.
01:06You kicked my weak knee, said my wife was someone else, and I still saved your life.
01:10You save someone when you can, Conch.
01:11That's what a person does, especially an officer of the law.
01:14You just took the oath.
01:15You can't even ride.
01:16Listen, I've done backflips with worse injuries than this.
01:19We're going to need backup.
01:20We don't know who in this department is in on this.
01:22I trust you, you trust me.
01:24That's true.
01:24Okay, we're like Jay-Z and Beyonce.
01:26We're ride or die.
01:27Chips, only in cinemas.
01:31Clay, you're back already, dude?
01:33That's great.
01:34You fucking asshole.
01:35Whoa, that's a weird way to thank me for saving your life, buddy, but you're welcome.
01:38Oh, shooting me was an act of kindness.
01:40Easy, nobody shoots.
01:42Don't move, tackle.
01:45What's wrong with you?
01:46You gotta stop shooting Alec.
01:47That was my bad.
01:49California Highway Patrol asked for a help on that armored car job.
01:53They think some of their own were involved.
01:54I want you to go on the inside.
01:56Go on the cover within the department?
01:57That's awesome.
01:57You're going to be with a rookie named John Baker.
01:59You're going to be Francis Llewellyn Puncharello.
02:02That's a fucked up name.
02:03Are the first two female names?
02:04I got it!
02:05John, none of these scores meet even the lowest standards.
02:09You've had 23 surgeries?
02:11I feel pretty darn good.
02:12I'm on a pharmaceutical regimen.
02:14That helps a lot.
02:15No, I don't think that.
02:16You can ride a motorcycle, I'll give you that.
02:18Yes, ma'am.
02:19Like a motherfucker.
02:20I like you.
02:21Thank you.
02:22You have nice eyes.
02:23Thank you.
02:25What's up, I'm John.
02:26Puncharello.
02:27Awesome, man, we're partners.
02:28Pretty badass, being suited up for battle.
02:30Looking like UPS drivers?
02:32Yeah, that's super cool.
02:33This job is crucial to saving my marriage.
02:35What are you wearing?
02:36My uniform.
02:37I thought you'd probably want to see what I look like.
02:39In all brown?
02:39It's great, John.
02:40It's like your three beers too intimate.
02:42I'm a tough motorcycle cop.
02:43I got no emotion.
02:45It's a tricky job.
02:46Find the 530 cops.
02:48These bikes will never catch those.
02:51Motherfucker, shit.
02:52Great job.
02:54Come on!
02:55Are you guys talking shit on me?
02:58They just said they like the bikes.
02:59He was pointing at my dick, I feel like, and I heard Bukino.
03:01I think it's small.
03:02He said you look so buff that you make the bikes look tiny.
03:05Oh.
03:05They have to take a walk.
03:08I hope that you're not preying on girls with low self-esteem.
03:11How are you judging them?
03:12Like by their hair?
03:13Like how straight their teeth are?
03:14Yeah.
03:14That's really shallow.
03:16Real talk.
03:16She ate my butt.
03:17She ate your ass?
03:19Everyone's eating everyone's ass now.
03:20What about hygiene?
03:21If you go to the bathroom and you see some baby wipes, green lights.
03:24You have 24 hours to solve this case or you're fired.
03:28There's no way to track this guy.
03:29Why don't you scan his face?
03:31We don't have a fucking bat computer.
03:33Right.
03:33Just Google.
03:36You can carry me over to that bathtub.
03:38I'll drag you there, but I'm not going to cradle you like a newborn.
03:40I saved your life.
03:41I knew you were going to bring that up.
03:43Just get it over with.
03:46Did you faceplant into my pubic mound?
03:49No, no, no, no.
03:49I could have swore I felt either your nose or your lips.
03:52It might have been like a little bit of contact.
03:57When you get intimate with these gals, is oral expected?
04:02Like, ain't with the butt?
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:06That's standard, boss.
04:07That's standard.
04:08Wow.
04:09Things have changed.
04:22Things have changed.
04:28It might have changed.
04:32So, call it sister.
04:35I said.