Join Bradley Trevor Greive, a fearless wildlife expert, as he takes on the dangers of the wild in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. From deadly hippos to clueless interns, nature does not hold back — especially when it hates jerks.
This adult animated docu-comedy combines real animal facts with over-the-top humor, perfect for fans of BoJack Horseman, Paradise PD, or Rick and Morty with a wildlife twist.
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00:20Curious allies, Zebra and Ostrich tolerate each other to avoid hungry predators.
00:25The Zebra relies on the Ostrich's height and huge eyes, which are larger than an elephant's, to see hidden dangers.
00:32While the Ostrich depends on the Zebra's superb sense of smell.
00:37Easy, buddy. Just a friendly Ostrich casually probing your anus for fecal parasites.
00:42Bees!
00:44Oh, no.
00:48Buttocks.
00:51Hypodermic needles with wings. They're gonna give me hepatitis.
00:55Bees can't give you hepatitis, Dietrich.
00:57How do you know, Bonnie?
00:58Uh, huh. I guess I don't.
01:01Well, I...
01:02I hate nature so much right now.
01:06Dietrich, when I'm elbowed deep in a zebra's anus, I need you to keep it down, okay?
01:10Ten years as my field assistant. I'm surprised you don't know that.
01:14I do know that. But I've also seen hateful bees sting you so many times, your skin look like pre-chewed gum.
01:19Ha, that was such a great day. Still not sure why you'd carry that photo around, though.
01:24I've got one too, Uncle B. From when you brought a Tasmanian devil to my sixth birthday party.
01:28Oh, yes. Good times.
01:32You really need to embrace nature's wonders and horrors. Just try to be more like Bonnie.
01:37But this is her first expedition. She should be more like me.
01:41I'm not vaccinated.
01:44Don't worry. I've been prepping for this expedition my entire life. I've got everything.
01:49GPS, bug spray, tranquilizer gun, and apple...
01:52No. Guns.
01:54Huh?
01:58Whoa!
02:01Fire!
02:03Incoming wounded!
02:15Those animals...
02:28Keep your whiskers up, sunshine.
02:31Lieutenant Grieve!
02:33Did you bring a tiger to the medical tent again?
02:35It's an Indo-Chinese tiger, sir. They're almost extinct.
02:38Bah!
02:39Do you know how many signs I had to commission because of you?
02:44Uh...
02:45That's my ex-wife, Linda. Can't be too careful.
02:48Look. You're my best paratrooper commander. And the only decent baritone in the officers' acapella group.
02:55But you have to make a choice. Are you gonna be part of this regiment? Or are you gonna play with wild animals?
03:01The animals need me more.
03:11Ah, that Bradley Trevor Greve is a magnificent lunatic. How long do you think he can maintain that incredible physique?
03:17Um... you were saying?
03:31Rule number one of Grieve Expeditions. If you need a gun to feel safe in the wild, you don't belong out here. Stay home.
03:38Wait, what? I thought rule number one of Grieve Expeditions was never try to save you.
03:43Correct. You should never try to save me. There are two rule number ones.
03:50Excellent. The last animals in a parasite census are always the most rewarding.
03:55You two, stay here. And, uh, practice your tweezer technique.
03:59Yes! Something in my comfort zone. Watch and learn, Bonnie.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:15Don't you get bored watching BTG do all the fun stuff?
04:20This species is chock full of amazing parasites.
04:23Other than the birth of my daughter, this is the best day of my life.
04:27Um, my idea of fun is a little different.
04:30You ever play mahjong? So exciting.
04:33I stay awake at night dreaming of chows, pongs, and kongs.
04:36Ooh, look. Something's in those bushes. We should check it out.
04:40Are you nuts?
04:41Fine. I'll check it out. Just stay here and practice your tweezer-ing.
04:45Listen to me. Every field assistant BTG's ever had died a horrible death.
04:50I actually saw one get nature murdered on my very first day.
04:54I was a free-spirited grad student with washboard abs and perfect skin on a research trip.
05:01BTG had plunged into the open sea to tag a short fin mako shark with his field assistant, Ulrich.
05:07Shark monster!
05:09You done? Good. We need to head back. Ulrich's been attacked by a shark, but he should be...
05:15Oh, that's not good.
05:18Oh, my God! Ulrich!
05:21Did you just cough up a hot dog?
05:23I don't chew properly when I'm stressed.
05:25Ah, no shame in that. Sharks vomit up entire meals to distract larger sharks from eating them.
05:31Mmm. Well, Dietrich, I have good news. You are my new field assistant.
05:37What? Me? But I'm only here for three days for college credit. I don't want to be a field zoologist. I want to be a zoology professor at UC Davis.
05:47Mmm. Don't worry. This is gonna be great for your career. Or you'll die.
05:52Either way, it's a step forward, so congratulations.
05:56Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Okay. Let's tag another shark while there's still so much blood in the water.
06:02Oh, goodbye, Ulrich. You were a great field assistant. One of the best.
06:09In you go!
06:13That was ten years ago. Making me BTG's longest surviving field assistant by nine years and six months.
06:20You know how I managed to survive all that time, Bonnie? I never do anything.
06:28Bonnie?
06:32Oh, hello. Aren't you a cute little furry thing?
06:41Bonnie! Back to the cheese!
06:53It's my lucky day!
06:57Bonnie!
06:58Bonnie!
06:59Over here!
07:04Crap!
07:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
07:09Help! The headlights won't turn on!
07:16Good thinking, Daydream.
07:23Bonnie, listen to me. You need to stay with the herd to be protected.
07:27Loners get picked off.
07:28I thought I said danger. Turns out I was right. There were lions.
07:32You're not in a classroom now. This is the wild. I need you to hang back, observe and learn.
07:39Oh, but you've been telling me that my entire life.
07:41Now can I go into the field with you?
07:43Now can I go into the field with you?
07:45No, Bon-Bon. You're too young.
07:49Now can I go into the field with you?
07:51No, Bonnie. You need more training.
07:54Now can I go into the field with you?
07:56No, Bonnie! You're too...
07:58Hang on.
07:59Hello? Mrs. Peterson? Yes, thanks for calling.
08:03I'm sorry. I've got to take this.
08:05You're talking into a banana.
08:08I'm a grown woman, Uncle B. If you really want me to learn, you're gonna have to let me get hurt.
08:13So I'm a little overprotective.
08:14It's an ambush! Look at that bird. He's the brains of the operation.
08:20Sorry, big fella. That's just a cattle egret.
08:23The Cape Buffalo tolerates the egret because it eats parasites and insects off his skin.
08:28Easy meal for the bird, good hygiene for the buffalo.
08:30I love animal friends that shouldn't be friends.
08:33One time, I saw a video of a bear who was friends with a duck.
08:36Yeah, I saw that video. I'm pretty sure those animals were drugged.
08:40Aww.
08:41Anyway, I wouldn't call them friends. More like a mutualistic relationship where each benefits from the other.
08:47Blah, blah, blah. They're BFFs. If it looks like a duck and it sounds like a duck...
08:51Crows sometimes sound like ducks.
08:52Would you say that we're friends?
08:54Not now, Dietrich. Look!
08:57Black gold! This is gonna be a parasite bonanza!
09:04Don't mind me.
09:06All we need to find now is a mountain ayala. The pride of Ethiopia.
09:12There's nothing quite as invigorating as a good parasite census.
09:17Have you ever tried recreational drugs? Because I have news for you.
09:20Inappropriate Uncle Talk Bonnie. But yes, I once licked a Sonoran Desert Toad. This is better.
09:27Big B-B-Buffalo Babaco!
09:35Oh no! Uncle B!
09:37Give it up, Bonnie. BTG's dead.
09:40You're a grieve. And your initials are BTG, which means you can legally sign my paychecks.
09:46And also, that makes you next in line to lead the grieve expeditions. Right?
09:51Um, yeah. Yes. I... I guess so.
09:57Well, congratulations, Dietrich. You're my new field assistant.
10:02Wh-what? Me? Oh, God! Did I even graduate college?
10:07Come on.
10:08Uncle B! Uncle B!
10:12There's no sign of him!
10:14Uncle B!
10:15Me!
10:28Not dead yet.
10:34Back off! I'm not being eaten alive beneath the jeep.
10:38That's what happened to my old field assistant, Bartrick.
10:4150,000 social spiders working together built that collective superweb.
10:46That cooperation allows them to capture far larger prey than any single spider could ever dream of.
10:52Pretty cool. Right, Bartrick?
10:54How about Bartrick? My name's Embark.
10:56Oh, sorry. What happened to Bartrick?
10:59I love my job! I love my rights!
11:03Oh, right. Well, anyway, you get my point, right, Emric?
11:08Wow. That's the quickest one yet.
11:11I refuse to be a Bartrick.
11:20For the last time, Dietrich, there is no such thing as mountain crocodiles.
11:25Bonnie!
11:26Yes! I knew you were dead!
11:28Or are you a zombie? You just emerged from the earth and your face is bloated and disgusting.
11:33Thank God. Someone who actually knows something.
11:36Are mountain crocodiles a thing?
11:38In the Cardamom Mountains of Cambodia? Yes!
11:41I knew it! I'm never listening to Bonnie again.
11:56Ethiopian wolves could eat young gelada monkeys, but instead of fighting and getting hurt, they choose to hunt together.
12:03The monkeys expose small rodents while digging up tubers and plant shoots. An easy meal for the wolves and added protection for the monkeys. Classic mutualism.
12:13You mean animal friends that shouldn't be friends?
12:22Those wolves do not want to be this far down the mountain.
12:27Uh-oh. In fact...
12:33Go ahead, Lion. Finish what you started.
12:37No! Nobody! Rule number one!
12:40Which rule number one?
12:42Whoa!
12:46Get up that tree! Now!
12:49Back here, Lions!
12:53I'm your main course!
12:55And probably desert as well, if I'm being honest.
13:00Bonnie! This is your chance!
13:01Escape while they feast on my marble flesh and gristle!
13:04Carry on the grave name! Make me proud!
13:07No, no, no! If we don't help you, we're not your field assistants.
13:11We're just... parasites!
13:13I'm not an Aldrick or a Bardrick or a Dietrick.
13:16No offense Dietrick.
13:17Oh, none taken. I have very high self-worth.
13:20I'm breaking rule number one.
13:22I'm still not gonna do anything.
13:31Ooh, sorry.
13:32Ah!
13:46I have to admit, that was a brilliant zoological strategy, Bon Bon.
13:50Thank God I went to an Ivy League school.
13:52If there's one thing I know how to do, it's kick the creeps where it hurts.
13:57Mountain Crocs!
13:58A magnificent mountain Niala.
14:03The final animal on the parasite census!
14:07Know what, buddy? Why don't you take this one?
14:10No way!
14:12Yes!
14:13You sure she can handle this?
14:14I'm sure.
14:15She's a grieve.
14:17She's a BTG.
14:18This is in her blood.
14:26Ah!
14:27Whoa!
14:30Whoa!
14:32Ow!
14:33Crap!
14:35I'm good!
14:36Atta girl!
14:38I'm gonna be sad when one of you gets killed and eaten.
14:42Hmm. Hopefully in that order.
14:45Oh, mother.
14:46Even animals that traditionally hunt alone can form unusual symbiotic partnerships.
14:54Uncle B.
14:55A completely different species.
14:56Gold.
14:57Found your yearbook.
14:58Oh, is that gold? Really?
14:59What were you like in high school?
15:00I was friends with a lot of different kids with a lot of different backgrounds, and when I started exploring the world, those friendships paid off.
15:05I don't care about these people cliques anymore. I'm more of an animal person now.
15:09But you gotta remember that in nature, animals behave much like we did in high school. They had their own cliques.
15:15Tortoises.
15:16Stoners.
15:17Correct.
15:18Jocks.
15:19The meathead jocks, though.
15:20Meathead jocks, yeah.
15:21The ones in the gym just getting their beef on.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Wallabies.
15:24Led the track team.
15:25Oh, definitely.
15:26Porcupines.
15:27They're actually like the hardcore super virgins.
15:29Ah!
15:30Ho, ho, ho.
15:31He's back.
15:32Scorpions are gods.
15:33Uh-huh.
15:34Tarantulas, emo kids.
15:35What's the difference?
15:36Eyeliner.
15:37Oh.
15:38Zebra, thespin.
15:39Drama club.
15:40Yeah.
15:41Oh, vulture.
15:42A really mean principal.
15:43Yeah.
15:44And he hates the kids because he hates his life.
