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Mortal Kombat II
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00:01Uno Mas, thanks.
00:03You're Johnny Cage.
00:05I loved Citizen Cage when I was a kid.
00:09Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
00:11They should do a reboot.
00:14Nobody wants that.
00:16Shit went out in the 90s.
00:19Johnny Cage, you have been chosen to fight.
00:23Tell me you're not some crazy fans.
00:27How are you doing that?
00:29Are you coming or what?
00:37Where the hell am I?
00:39It's called Mortal Kombat.
00:45It's a fighting tournament.
00:47To the death.
00:52Fuck that.
00:53This is a war for the fate of your world.
01:02You dickheads in or what?
01:05I'm not some champion.
01:07I don't have transformer arms.
01:10Or shoot lightning bolts.
01:12This shit's got nothing to do with me.
01:17I'm an actor.
01:18I find you annoying.
01:22Not the face.
01:23Not the face.
01:36It's time.
01:38To become the hero.
01:41You were meant to be.
01:42All right, you big ugly fuck.
01:46It's show time.
01:48Get over here!
01:49Get over here!
01:59Get over here!
02:03Only strong survive.
02:06He's strong to survive.
02:12Finish him!
02:15Are you shitting me? You don't have any powers!
02:17I just encourage you to be handsome.
02:19Oh, no, stop it!

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