Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
  • yesterday
Who will the lads crown the Top Snogger of Love Island 2017? It's a prestigious title so we can see why our girlies went to town on their attempts at winning. Special shout out to dark horse Camilla - seemingly once you pop, you just can't stop on the snogging front...


#LoveIsland

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00The boys are blindfolded and wearing noise-cancelling headphones, so at least they'll be spared
00:10that weird sucky noise Chris makes when he kisses.
00:13It's time for the first girl to kiss the boys.
00:16The girls will make their way down the line, kissing each boy, and the boy marks each kiss
00:21out of ten.
00:23The girl with the highest total score wins, presumably a vat of cold sore cream.
00:28Go on girl.
00:31You can do it.
00:32Go on girl.
00:33Do you feel like a white creep?
00:36Go on.
00:38Olivia, Chris is right there.
00:40Now's your chance to knock his socks off.
00:42Oh my god, if I bottled it, I proper bottled it.
00:50I mean it's a good way to test around them all.
00:58I was dreading to kiss Sam at the end.
01:05Oh, straight in with the tongue.
01:08That game told me, like, you've got to deal with this.
01:11Chris, please could you describe that girl's kissing technique?
01:15Short.
01:16And now could you please rate that snog out of ten?
01:21I'll give it a four.
01:22Oh!
01:23I'll go for a five, you know.
01:24Oh, I've got, like, mostly air, so I'm going to give it, like, a five.
01:28Two.
01:29Five.
01:30Five.
01:31Five.
01:32Five.
01:33Five.
01:34And finally Sam, how was the kiss for you?
01:36Scared the fucking life out here, didn't you see it coming?
01:39Five.
01:40Just didn't want to kiss them all.
01:43Next up, it's Jess.
01:45The faces they were pulling, like, they were, like, ugh.
01:58Having to snog them is a bit like having to snog your brother.
02:01This shit is the last one.
02:02Five.
02:03Oh!
02:04I'll give that an eight.
02:05Six.
02:06A six.
02:07Five.
02:08Thank you very much, boys.
02:10Some of the girls went all in.
02:24That'd been one that had been brewing for a few years.
02:26Woo!
02:27I'll give it an eight.
02:28There's a nice little bit of length on it.
02:30Eight as well.
02:32Some of them were really good kisses, you know?
02:34I'm worth it.
02:35Give it to me, I'm worth it.
02:39As the game went on, everyone got more confident.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:45I'll give it a nine.
02:46Kind of like kissing a central camel or something like that.
02:49Woo!
02:51I didn't mean it like that.
02:52I just meant because it was, like, sloppy.
02:55You see me in the spot like cool.
02:57Woo!
02:58I'm glad that that was our first kiss because we've lost that first
03:03initial awkwardness, if you get what I mean.
03:05Honestly, I think that girls kissing technically were probably the best so far.
03:08I'm going to give her a ten.
03:10Woo!
03:11Our first ten!
03:13I enjoyed it.
03:14Maybe I gave him a little bit more certain-certain than the rest.
03:22Oh, God.
03:23Obviously, there was no one that I really wanted to kiss,
03:25but, you know, I gave it a good old hefty go.
03:28I'm going to give it a seven.
03:29Slow and sensual.
03:31Seven.
03:32Let's give it a seven.
03:33Eight.
03:34Okay, ladies.
03:35Please, could the next girl step forward?
03:38Woo!
03:42Camilla, she just surprises me every day.
03:48Whoa!
03:49Say hello to the Andy Murray of Tonsil Tennis!
03:53I had a lot of fun.
03:55It was, like, some kind of strange version of Countdown.
04:01I was like, go on, hon.
04:12I was so rooting for Camilla to go and kiss all those boys.
04:16They felt like fresh lips.
04:17I'll give it a seven as well.
04:18I'm going to go for a seven.
04:19Johnny, please, could you describe that girl's kissing technique?
04:22It was a good little mixture of everything.
04:24Pretty nice.
04:25I'll give that a nine.
04:28A nine.
04:30I'm going to have to say Johnny, obviously, was the best kisser for me personally.
04:34Is that the last one?
04:35There's one more.
04:37Going last, I was kind of happy, because then I was like,
04:39I can view the playing field and then, like, put my stuff on them.
04:47I just went for it.
04:48I just had my game brain on.
04:59The look she gave Dom was she enjoyed her snog with him far too much.
05:06Oh!
05:10Dom, how was the kiss for you?
05:13Bit my lip.
05:15Yeah, and I feel like, obviously, when I pulled away,
05:17she's kind of, like, still trying to go on.
05:20So, yeah, eager.
05:22Yeah, I'd give that a seven.
05:24She was keen to grab hold of the lip.
05:25I'm going to give it an eight.
05:27Consistency is key, my friend.
05:30So whose smacker was a cracker?
05:32Let's find out.
05:34In last place was Olivia.
05:36Sorry, I didn't want to smoke you guys.
05:37I love you all though.
05:39Second from bottom was Jess.
05:42How are the biggest slags in the world?
05:45I know.
05:47In their faces.
05:49Next best snogger was Amber.
05:52Closely followed by Chloe.
05:54Then came dark horse Camilla.
05:56And in joint first place, Gabby, Montana and Tyne Lexie.
06:05Woo!
06:07Hi!
06:08Hi!
06:10Hi guys!
06:12Yeah, well, it doesn't mean as much now.
06:14It's, like, joint first with three people.
06:16That's, like, half the girls.
06:17But, you know, I'm still happy with my achievements,
06:18but I would have loved to, like, come out on top.
06:20So, you know, come out on top.
06:21.
06:22.
06:23.
06:24.
06:25.
06:26.
06:27.
06:29.
06:30.

Recommended