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00:00This is the story of an outcast, now a hunted wanderer over the face of the globe.
00:19She lived life to the full, and in her wake, she left a trail of broken men.
00:25Now, a fugitive, battered and beaten, she spends her numbered days in a miserable hideout.
00:34You all know her name, Anopheles Annie, the malaria mosquito.
00:40To look at me now, you wouldn't hardly believe it.
00:52But back in the good old days, I was really some stuff.
00:55Yeah, it was a cinch for a gal to get along when I was young and good looking.
01:01But times have changed.
01:04Why, I used to be the toast of the hot spots, queen of the swamps.
01:10The world was my playground.
01:13The South Pacific, India, North Africa, Italy.
01:23Yep.
01:24All over the world.
01:26I knocked them on their eels.
01:30I took my drink straight.
01:33But the boys got theirs mixed with a Mickey Finn.
01:38My percentages was going up when the big shots turned on the heat.
01:52It was the same old vice squad that made it hot for me down in Panama.
01:57Parasitologists, entomologists, malariologists, every damnedologist in the country got on my trail.
02:12And I do mean trail.
02:15They started a cleanup.
02:18First, they wised the boys up.
02:24They cried, and now they found the boys right in center.
02:29The mother was almost beautiful.
02:34It happened.
02:37A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
02:43The is yesterday.
02:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:17Oh, brother, did they move in on us?
03:21They smashed up our hangouts.
03:24They really poured it on with oil.
03:29They dusted us off with Paris green.
03:35They busted in all the giants from Burma to Berserty.
03:42The racket's getting tougher.
03:47The percentages ain't what it used to be, but thanks to Snafu,
03:59a smart operator can still sneak in for a one-night stand.
04:04Pipe the torso.
04:06Look at those knees.
04:09He don't care where he goes.
04:12He's wide open.
04:14Repellent?
04:15Ha, he never touches the stuff.
04:18And that goes for the Attabring, too.
04:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:25Well, dearie, as long as that guy's around,
04:37a little gal can still make an honest living.
04:40Oh?
04:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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