MTV DisMissed Miami | Kymie, Jack & Joe / Season 3 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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00:01Goes down south and turns up that heat in Miami.

00:05Oh my God!

00:06Sizzling South Beach gets wild as three hotties play and one must walk the grave.

00:11You are dismissed.

00:12Slap on the sunscreen, cause Dismissed Miami starts now.

00:16On this episode of Dismissed, Kimmy's date with Jack is all wet,

00:20while her ass heads have got shows and swimming.

00:23My eyes are in here.

00:24Joey, keep looking at my chest.

00:26One of these guys is dead in the water.

00:28Hi, I'm Kimmy.

00:31I'm 19 years old and I'm going to be a freshman at Florida Atlantic University.

00:35I love to go to the beach and tan.

00:37There's nothing I like better than that hot Florida sun on my body.

00:41For a guy to turn me on, he has to have a nice athletic belt and take care of himself.

00:45Today, I really want these boys to show me a good time and keep my attention.

00:49Hey, I'm Jack.

00:50I'm 20 years old and I'm a U.S. Coast Guard.

00:53I would have to say my best attributes are my tight body, my dark tan,

00:57and my bright blue eyes.

00:59I'm not going to get dismissed because I'm just going to be myself.

01:02I'm not going to try to pretend to be somebody else.

01:04Hey, what's up?

01:06My name is Joe.

01:07I'm 22 and I'm a restaurateur.

01:09My friends describe me as crazy, fun, bananas, coconuts, papayas.

01:16To my competition, you're never going to win.

01:18You've got that soft South Beach swagger.

01:20I'm bringing that Jersey Guinea roughneck, which all the ladies love.

01:24Here goes nothing.

01:26We're going to have fun today.

01:28There's no competition.

01:29It's a wrap.

01:30What's up, man?

01:31How's it going?

01:32Joe.

01:33Joe, you remind me of a little leprechaun.

01:35It's a wrap, guys.

01:36Just come home with me.

01:37I'm going to bring his ace.

01:38Five foot four ball of energy.

01:39And we'll see what happens there.

01:41All right.

01:44Wow.

01:45Hi, boy.

01:46You're so nervous.

01:47I'm Joe.

01:48Kimmy.

01:49Kimmy, I'm Jack.

01:50Nice to meet you.

01:51As I'm walking up, the first thing I noticed is Jack.

01:54He's just so tall and muscular.

01:56What do you guys do?

01:57I'm the Coast Guard.

01:58Kimmy's got a great body.

02:00Gorgeous blonde hair.

02:02And all in all, she's a perfect tent.

02:04Kimmy's body's off the meat rack.

02:05She's official.

02:06So what are we doing today?

02:08We're going to go ocean kayak.

02:10Well, I've never done that before.

02:15We're at Urban Trails Kayaking Company.

02:17And today, I'm hoping that maybe, you know, I can get to know Kimmy a little bit.

02:20I can get to know Kimmy a little bit better.

02:21And I hope she has a really good time.

02:23Nice, man.

02:24Fuck.

02:25Whoever gets the run is definitely getting the best.

02:28Both these boys have hot bodies.

02:29I can't wait to see them with their shirts off.

02:31Jack mentioned he's in the Coast Guard.

02:32That's really sexy.

02:33I hope he can save me if the kayak took over.

02:34It's a good thing Joey jumped on my kayak, because I have no clue what I'm doing.

02:38So far at this point, I'm just kicking Jack's ass all over the place.

02:45I don't think he has a chance, so I think he'll just leave right now.

02:46I can't believe Joe just jumped in the boat with Kimmy on my date.

02:47I'm not going to take that crap.

02:48I've got to be honest.

02:49I was kind of feeling a little bit bad.

02:50I can't believe Joe just jumped in the boat with Kimmy on my date.

02:55I'm not going to take that crap.

02:57I've got to be honest.

03:07I was kind of feeling a little bit bad for Jack and I'm on the blog and totally out of

03:20the water.

03:21I like a little competition, so let him spend a little time with Kimmy on the kayak.

03:25Kayaking's fun, but I think it's about time we head to the shore, hang out on the beach,

03:42and just get to know Kimmy a little bit better.

03:45What are you looking for in a relationship?

03:49I like to be pampered.

03:51I like to take massive dinner.

03:52I like to go shopping.

03:54I mean, I'm just a chow, I've had fun.

03:57She never dated all of you?

03:58She look a lot like my prom date.

04:01We used to be best friends, and then we started dating, went to prom,

04:06and then all of a sudden, he's like, what's this other girl?

04:09Running game on me, broke my little heart.

04:14She went out with someone that looked like me, but you bet he's a b****,

04:18so it might work not to my advantage.

04:21It's time out time, buddy.

04:22I'm sitting here talking about your personal training.

04:26Yeah.

04:27Why don't you personally train yourself to do push-ups over there?

04:29I'm pushing.

04:31Exactly about the time out, because me and Kimmy were vibing.

04:34I love him.

04:36He got a little upset.

04:37What do you expect to happen on the first date?

04:40Usually, I tell you the truth, I really don't even kiss the guy unless he's like really special.

04:45I asked you if I could kiss you when you kiss me, even if I told you I was a really good kisser.

04:49I'm not going to give you a kiss, but you can give me a massage if you want.

04:52But my arms are so slow from kayaking.

04:54Okay.

04:55You guys are like laying on the inner stomachs, I think it's a little bit better.

04:59A little bit better.

05:06You know, I give some massage, too.

05:08Mm-hmm.

05:09You give me a shower.

05:11I bet.

05:12When did you get back to him?

05:18What?

05:19This child?

05:20When did you get back?

05:21Um, about a year ago.

05:25You wanted that?

05:26Yeah.

05:26I got it in poverty.

05:28Uh-oh.

05:29I've now been basically over.

05:33But now it's time to get to the better part of the evening.

05:36My part.

05:37What?

05:37Of course.

05:38I'm going to go to the little club.

05:39I know you like to get down.

05:40I'm going to go to the little BFP spot.

05:42I'm going to get so popular.

05:44I'm big fun.

05:45I really don't know who's going to win this date.

05:47This is going to be a tough decision.

05:49Jack's got me in the looks department, but Joey's got an awesome personality.

05:54When I saw Kimmy rubbing Jack, I got a little bit upset because my girl was rubbing another man.

05:59But that's right.

05:59It's my turn.

06:00It's my date now.

06:01And now we're going to get a crack.

06:03Up next, Jack gets busy without Kimmy.

06:06Joey, dance for me.

06:08Dance.

06:08While she takes Joe to get his groove on.

06:11One of these boys is going to have to get a move on.

06:14We're a mess.

06:19We're going to give you some dollars.

06:24Hit me.

06:27I'm dancing.

06:28I'm having a good time.

06:30You know, I figured I'll give Kimmy a little pride advance.

06:32And, uh, just like that, Joe busts out the timeout card.

06:36And, uh, ruins my game.

06:43I'm bringing Kimmy into the VIP room.

06:45I hope that I get a kiss.

06:49Joe gave me this timeout because he was threatened by my moves.

06:52Do you like your date so far?

06:55This is fun.

06:56I never would have expected this.

06:57This is a lot of fun.

06:59You look very good right now.

07:01I'm already here, Joey.

07:02You keep looking at my chest.

07:04The way Joey kept looking at my chest when we were holding in conversation instead of my

07:08eyes was so disrespectful.

07:10That was a major turnoff.

07:12You sure is killing me.

07:13I think Joey's a player.

07:15The way he keeps talking to me, throwing these one-liners and trying to run games.

07:19I'm not a player.

07:21I'll get a little kiss, Dad.

07:23I'll get a little kiss, Dad.

07:25Joey, one more.

07:26Wait, no, I got one more.

07:27One more.

07:30Joey was getting all fresh and trying to kiss me.

07:33He didn't hate me for trying.

07:34All I could think is that big dog needs a leash.

07:37Go dance for me, dance.

07:39Dance.

07:40Come on, Joey.

07:44We're good.

07:46Joey's dancing skills are weak.

07:48I'd like to get my money back.

07:51You're dancing so funny.

07:53Ow.

07:54My timeout is up.

07:56Now I'm going to go save Kimmy from Joe.

07:59Timeout's up, bro.

08:00Good job.

08:04The fact that I got kissed twice trying to get a kiss really helped me.

08:08I told him I don't kiss on the first date.

08:12I think Kimmy was a little excited to have a little alone time with me.

08:16We definitely, you know, chat about this, that, and the other thing.

08:19I think it turned out real well.

08:20Take it out, dude.

08:21Dare.

08:23Dare.

08:24I gave you a strip on all your clothes and get up on the stage right now.

08:28That's what's up.

08:29That's a dare, dude.

08:30Truth and dare is for kids.

08:31Are we playing little kids' games?

08:34Drum roll, please.

08:35I'll give you a private show.

08:41A little discerning, Jack.

08:43Jack, you're a f***ing man.

08:46Well, I think I've had enough of this game, and I'm ready to make my decision.

08:50After the first date, I was really unsure who I was going to pick, but now I've made up

08:54my mind.

08:55I'm 80% sure that Joe's going to get dismissed.

08:58There's no way I'm going to get dismissed.

09:00Jack is whack.

09:02Boys, I've had enough of this game.

09:03I've made my decision.

09:05Listen, Jack, your date kayaking was a lot of fun, and I really enjoyed the massage

09:10you gave me.

09:10But I just felt like you never really opened up.

09:13You were bringing me here?

09:14It was a blast.

09:16Those girls are great.

09:17But during your time out, you were a little too aggressive.

09:20You kept trying to kiss me.

09:21Therefore, Joey, you are dismissed.

09:25Dismissed?

09:26I'm out of here.

09:27I'm going back to the dancers.

09:28Whatever.

09:31Yeah, I was f***ing dismissed by some stingy f***, but that's all right.

09:35Because I'm going to leave.

09:36I'm going to go down to the south.

09:37You should get back on my grind.

09:39Later.

09:39On a brand new episode of Dismissed, Katie teaches Reggie about vertical takeoff.

09:47I think she's a little bit shy, but deep down he does want to experiment.

09:50But Jen knows how to land her man.

09:53Both girls are phenomenal.

09:54Both girls are perfect.

09:55Which girl is edgy enough for Reggie?

09:58You are dismissed.

09:59And later, Josh and Brandon know how to perform.

10:02I'd have to say that Brandon has a better body than Josh.

10:05But when they bring out the song and dance for Amanda, this is hurting off my chest.

10:11One guy is getting dragged off stage.

10:14You are dismissed.

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