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00:00:00Thank you very much.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:45I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:01Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:03No.
00:02:05Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06Sue, I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:10Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:30Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Lexi is so upset she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right.
00:03:59I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:21When did you get home?
00:04:22So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of
00:04:36him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th.
00:04:51Eight.
00:04:52Maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys.
00:04:55I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:22Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:06Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church.
00:06:13To pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting this in sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:28Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:00Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:07:20If you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:24Woody.
00:07:25Woody?
00:07:26What?
00:07:28How could you do this?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:42Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home run.
00:07:48Damn it.
00:07:51You fucking Yankees.
00:07:53Sorry.
00:08:17Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:23Geez.
00:08:24Can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:46King.
00:08:48You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:11I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:29He's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:33Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:40Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:01Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But, Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:31My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What? No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:56Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:04He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:20I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I knew it would happen.
00:12:00You're so perfect.
00:12:01You're so perfect.
00:12:30Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:54Tomorrow's the rest of the day.
00:13:09Oh, my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:35Hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to start.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55I'm going to wrap your mouth, too.
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic, wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on.
00:14:09Hurry up.
00:14:10Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:17Um, you should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30All right.
00:14:30Let's go.
00:14:49Whoa, is this part of the hat?
00:14:50Oh, jeez.
00:14:51Whoa.
00:14:54Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:56Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:58Nice.
00:14:58Nice.
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:28Pluses, such a cutie.
00:15:32Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right.
00:15:34Sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37See you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:44Jake.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Hey, Ben.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:48Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09And the time's right.
00:16:11He didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:24We'll bet.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:28This is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hi.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:39Check it out.
00:16:44Dare me?
00:16:48Woo-hoo!
00:16:55Look at you.
00:16:56Look at me.
00:17:00Oh, dude.
00:17:01Look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03I don't know.
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05Ah, dude.
00:17:05Move!
00:17:06Come on.
00:17:06Lame.
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:08All right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the move.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah.
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:23Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no.
00:17:32It's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:36What?
00:17:37Come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:23Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:29Vodka, cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I gotta go meet her dad.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just eyes.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's gonna be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:50Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:59No, he does not have gapings.
00:19:01I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm gonna do it.
00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No, he does not have gapings.
00:19:14I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm gonna do it.
00:19:17I'm gonna do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:20Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Galore.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:47In private?
00:19:48No.
00:19:50Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:11I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue!
00:20:21What's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:30I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:49It's just...
00:20:50I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00That man.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:09You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:21:19him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed
00:21:31over each other, so delicately, beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:42beneath that hot, hot sun.
00:21:45I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much
00:22:04for us, so...
00:22:09We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you, throw you in one.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Have you seen Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30All right, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:37Oh, there he is.
00:22:39Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:56How could he?
00:23:00Sue, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:17you.
00:23:18Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know
00:23:23what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:31To meet your dark side.
00:23:32Out.
00:23:33Everyone out.
00:23:37Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.
00:23:53Face-to-face.
00:24:04I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:11I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue?
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:30I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:35What?
00:24:37What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay, fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else
00:25:07when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does a black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:24Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:28And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:42Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:49Booseye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:52Bang!
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Bang!
00:25:59Good boy.
00:26:00Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:03He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Oh, shit.
00:26:44What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:51Nice shot.
00:26:54Direct hit.
00:27:07Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:08Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:28Oh.
00:27:29It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:44I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:14It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:20But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.
00:28:30To his ego.
00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:40No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:53He makes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56He's bloody.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's- you're not gonna marry the guy.
00:29:20No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage, and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:46I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01Okay, enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:04Hey.
00:30:15Happy birthday.
00:30:19Thanks.
00:30:29Oh.
00:30:34Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:46So, happy birthday.
00:30:51Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:02United States?
00:31:02Uh, I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Erica.
00:31:18Are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no.
00:31:21I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No.
00:31:23You're fine.
00:31:24You're fine.
00:31:24Oh, you're fine.
00:31:36Jake!
00:31:39So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:45It?
00:31:45Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53Oh.
00:31:53You mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:06I mean...
00:32:08Whew.
00:32:11Uh...
00:32:11It's just...
00:32:14You're so...
00:32:16You're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Um...
00:32:20Uh, no Cassine.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:28So, um...
00:32:30Do you want to un-rat me?
00:32:33Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um...
00:32:57Well, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.
00:33:02Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:02Uh, it's where I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Got it.
00:33:06Uh...
00:33:07Ow!
00:33:07Ow!
00:33:08Ow!
00:33:08Ow!
00:33:08Sorry!
00:33:09Sorry!
00:33:09Sorry!
00:33:09I, um...
00:33:10It's...
00:33:10It's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry.
00:33:14I, uh, I, uh...
00:33:15I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:25Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31It's, um, full it.
00:33:32Uh, let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:45Oh, jeez.
00:33:48Uh...
00:33:49Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:34:03How you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I didn't have a beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:17So angry.
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22Take a piss.
00:34:23Too much beer.
00:34:24Ah!
00:34:25Ah!
00:34:26Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:28Ah!
00:34:29Ah!
00:34:30Ah!
00:34:31Ah!
00:34:32Ah!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:36Ah!
00:34:37Ah!
00:34:38Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:42Ah!
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:44Ah!
00:34:45Ah!
00:34:46Ah!
00:34:47Ah!
00:34:48Ah!
00:34:49Ah!
00:34:50Ah!
00:34:51Ah!
00:34:52Ah!
00:34:53Ah!
00:34:54Can you just get the blinds?
00:34:55Oh!
00:34:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:34:57Um.
00:34:58Don't...
00:34:59Don't worry about it.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I mean I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:03Ah!
00:35:04Ah!
00:35:05Ah!
00:35:06Oh!
00:35:07Well okay.
00:35:08Okay!
00:35:09Mm.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:24I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:27Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:29Don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:32I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, OK.
00:35:39OK.
00:35:40Mm.
00:36:09Oh.
00:36:11Oh!
00:36:12Oh!
00:36:13Oh!
00:36:14Oh!
00:36:15Oh!
00:36:16Oh!
00:36:17Oh!
00:36:22What are you doing?
00:36:23Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:26I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:32Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:34Huh?
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:42It's so good.
00:36:44Oh.
00:36:46Yep.
00:36:47Oh, my god.
00:36:49Draw, draw, draw.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51What?
00:36:52Ah.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:54Ah.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:56Lockjaw, lockjaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:01Ah.
00:37:02Are you okay?
00:37:06No, no, no, no.
00:37:07It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:17You sure you're okay?
00:37:19Yeah, yeah.
00:37:20I'm fine.
00:37:21Okay, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:24Uh.
00:37:25Uh.
00:37:26Uh.
00:37:27Uh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now.
00:37:30Let's do it now.
00:37:31No, not yet.
00:37:32Not yet.
00:37:33All right, I'm gonna come.
00:37:34I'm gonna come.
00:37:35Are you ready?
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:38No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:39Lexi!
00:37:40Lexi!
00:37:41Oh!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:43No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:46Lexi!
00:37:47Lexi!
00:37:48Oh!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50No means no!
00:37:51Huh?
00:37:52Oh!
00:37:53I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry.
00:37:55I'm sorry.
00:37:56It's been a really long time and I just, I haven't been masturbating for anything.
00:38:00Oh, hey Jake.
00:38:01How are you doing?
00:38:02How's it going?
00:38:03Good.
00:38:04Eric?
00:38:05Come.
00:38:06Eric, help me.
00:38:07I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:08Excuse me.
00:38:09I'm sorry.
00:38:10How's it going?
00:38:11Good.
00:38:12Eric?
00:38:13Come.
00:38:14Eric, help me.
00:38:15I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:16Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:27Sup, bruh.
00:38:28What the fuck is...
00:38:30Hey, wait!
00:38:33Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:38:40I can't see.
00:38:41I'm blind.
00:38:42Damn it.
00:38:43I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:48Hey, you!
00:38:49You better stop making fun of the blind or I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
00:38:54Ow!
00:38:55I'm so sorry!
00:38:56I'll never make fun of the blind again!
00:39:00I will never make fun of the blind again!
00:39:01Ah!
00:39:02Ah!
00:39:21Pew!
00:39:22Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:26Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36This just isn't working on.
00:39:39Nothing.
00:39:40What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:39:45I'm careful, man.
00:39:46Life sticks.
00:39:47Spark it up!
00:39:49Yes!
00:39:52Oh, man!
00:39:54I love this game!
00:39:55What are the controllers?
00:39:56We gotta play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:40:01Woo!
00:40:03Look at this!
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Oh, man!
00:40:08Get that thing away!
00:40:09Jesus!
00:40:17Hey, dude.
00:40:18Nice shot.
00:40:20Wasn't me.
00:40:25Whoa!
00:40:26Whoa!
00:40:27Nice!
00:40:28Are you sitting on there or something?
00:40:31Hey, you found the grenade launcher!
00:40:33Nice!
00:40:34Nice!
00:40:35Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:46Whoa!
00:40:47You are the controller!
00:40:48No!
00:40:49I just...
00:40:50I didn't...
00:40:51I swear, I...
00:40:54I...
00:40:55I...
00:40:56I...
00:40:57I...
00:40:58I...
00:40:59I...
00:41:00I...
00:41:01I...
00:41:02I...
00:41:03I...
00:41:04I...
00:41:05I...
00:41:06I...
00:41:07I...
00:41:08I...
00:41:09I...
00:41:10I...
00:41:11I...
00:41:12I...
00:41:13I...
00:41:14I...
00:41:15I...
00:41:16Don't leave.
00:41:17Hey, Sue!
00:41:18Where are you going, man?
00:41:19It's okay, um, hey, Sue.
00:41:33Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:35Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:38Oh, sure.
00:41:40Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:45You were? You mean...
00:41:48Y-yeah.
00:41:52So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:56Could we go get a drink?
00:42:00Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:04Oh, you...
00:42:06You know what, I gotta go.
00:42:08Um, happy birthday.
00:42:09Uh, no, Chris, no, there wasn't, I didn't...
00:42:11Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:18This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:26Never going to have sex.
00:42:28Ow.
00:42:30Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:40Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:42:42Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:44Oh, right. Sorry.
00:42:46Oh.
00:42:48Oh, right, sorry.
00:42:50A little attention here.
00:42:53Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:42:59Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01All right. Sorry.
00:43:14Ugh, jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:23Screw it.
00:43:50Oh, no.
00:43:52That was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:07Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:22I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:37Uh-uh.
00:44:38Come on.
00:44:39Hello, welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:09Please hold.
00:45:14Thank goodness.
00:45:191-900-CONFESSION.
00:45:20How may I be of service?
00:45:22It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:40Uh, okay.
00:45:41Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:44Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:48A washing machine touched her.
00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:55All right, freak.
00:45:56Time's up.
00:45:56What?
00:45:57But what do I do?
00:45:57Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy.
00:46:05You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious.
00:46:07Look, honey.
00:46:08You seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:20It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:27Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:36Huh.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:48Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:52Huh.
00:46:52Accidental masturbation.
00:46:54Who would have thought?
00:47:04Revenge sex.
00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:13I guess I'm scared to get laid back.
00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:20Fucking douchebag.
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:39If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:01Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:07What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:16Oh, yeah.
00:48:17I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:26This all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:32Hi.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:32Who's on the phone?
00:48:35Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:37You'll meet her.
00:48:37It could be around like an hour.
00:48:39Wait.
00:48:39You have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:55Hey, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:48:57Oh, you meant...
00:49:01You meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm...
00:49:19I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:27How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Oh, how do you...
00:49:50How do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53I know it.
00:49:53I...
00:49:54Oh, oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this,
00:50:07but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:17See me with your hands.
00:50:18All right.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23Uh...
00:50:23You know, I should really...
00:50:31I have a boyfriend,
00:50:32and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:37Oh.
00:50:37Mm, peanut butter.
00:50:47Mm, peanut butter.
00:51:02Frank, Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:04Oh, Frank.
00:51:08Oh, Frank.
00:51:08Oh, Frank.
00:51:31Yo, man.
00:51:33Yo, give me a chip.
00:51:34My chips, old boy.
00:51:36Yo, give me a chip, man.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Yo, my chip.
00:51:39Give me a chip.
00:51:41My chips.
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:02No, let me do this.
00:52:03Go ahead.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:05I want to help.
00:52:07Yes.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12Leave.
00:52:12I have to back.
00:52:26You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:28I just, I see some dust over here, so.
00:52:35It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38This is a dirty floor.
00:52:40Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:45I think I got it.
00:52:45I think I got all that.
00:52:58I'm just going to see you.
00:53:00Oh.
00:53:00I think I got all that.
00:53:03I'm just going to see you.
00:53:06I'm just going to see you.
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:19Frankie.
00:53:20Oh, my.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:22What?
00:53:23Oh, fuck your shit.
00:53:26Man, we got to smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:34Oh, shit.
00:53:35Oh, sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:40Uh, no, I'm not sure.
00:53:41Come on, you got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys, I need to go back.
00:53:45What's your dog, man?
00:53:46Dude, what's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:35Oh, no.
00:54:37You're the devil.
00:54:38No more.
00:54:39JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had
00:54:46together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:16Perfect.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23Let's do it.
00:55:36Let's do it.
00:55:37Let's do it.
00:55:37Let's do it.
00:55:38Let's do it.
00:55:39Fuck me.
00:55:40Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46Just try down there.
00:55:48It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50I just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came, like, four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:33We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of foot.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:38I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:43Go team.
00:56:47What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:52Jeremy?
00:56:53Are you going to...
00:56:54Shit.
00:56:57Jeremy?
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:07Oh, we were just, you know, from here.
00:57:10Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:12How could you, you bastard?
00:57:21You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:25What?
00:57:29Mariela!
00:57:30Mariela!
00:57:31You know, those aren't mine.
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:35What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:47Well, no more.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50What's wrong with you.
00:58:10What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:28I'm waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What? Why?
00:58:34Nothing, just this lying guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:38Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:41No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's. Jake's fault. That lying, cheating bastard.
00:58:52Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him. I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway? Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:12You know, you might wanna...
00:59:14You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20No.
00:59:21I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:34I got no game.
00:59:37It's not on board.
00:59:43Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:00:10No, but I do. I mean, I do. I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you. Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime. Soon.
01:00:28Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really? Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:00:35No, not really.
01:00:37Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:44Okay. All right.
01:00:46I, uh...
01:00:49Happy birthday, then.
01:01:00Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...
01:01:03Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:28Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God damn it. Not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um...
01:01:35You're a honey happy...
01:01:38What the fuck is this? Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:46Cheryl. Baby. What is this?
01:01:50Aw, gee, Cheryl. You're...
01:01:53I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in
01:02:03or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no. You have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:18No, Jake, please. Just go. Just go. I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do...
01:02:24Yay! You did it!
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You've left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:37Right.
01:02:39It all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow. I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:50And he used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:59Well, no. That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex? Was it...
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05No, he didn't quite do it.
01:03:07Oh. You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:10I just never found the right guy.
01:03:12Or guys.
01:03:14Anyway, we better get downstairs. People are starting to leave.
01:03:16I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:26Oh, what?
01:03:27Yes, yes, yes!
01:03:29I can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit!
01:03:33God!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36Dude, suck it!
01:03:37What the?
01:03:39God, I'm out of here!
01:03:41Yeah!
01:03:42He has good hair, though.
01:03:47Don't you puke on me.
01:03:49And don't keep in my car, either.
01:04:03Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:10Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:12Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13Every possible object.
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21Ha!
01:04:22I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through dear life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:31Oh.
01:04:32Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:36Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:40None of us cashed in our V-card.
01:04:43Ha!
01:04:47Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:51Can I go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:54I think I should finish up here.
01:04:56Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:58No.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:01For some reason I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:05Or something.
01:05:06Why, do you know him?
01:05:08Sort of.
01:05:09Oh.
01:05:10Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:20Love him?
01:05:21Shut it!
01:05:22You wanna do it?
01:05:23I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:24You wanna get married?
01:05:25You wanna do it?
01:05:26All right, all right, all right.
01:05:27All right.
01:05:36well.
01:05:37You're taking me, take you, take...
01:05:38You're taking me, take me, take you, take me, take me, take me, take me, take me...
01:05:51Um.
01:05:52No.
01:05:53No way.
01:05:54Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:24It's you, I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:42I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:08I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:38Wow.
01:07:40That's amazing.
01:07:44Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:47I guess something inspired me.
01:07:50You really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:54Yeah, even that little cowlick he has in his hair.
01:07:59Whose?
01:08:00Eric's.
01:08:01Well, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:08I have to go see him.
01:08:14Well I think you know what we should do.
01:08:16Mmm.
01:08:261-900 confess.
01:08:29Sister Terese?
01:08:30Yeah hun, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:36Oh, sure.
01:08:37It's 271.
01:08:40Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:46Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:50Like, take you back?
01:08:52Sure hun, why not?
01:08:54As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:56Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:07Sister?
01:09:08Can I get up now?
01:09:10I really gotta pee.
01:09:11No!
01:09:13Hush your trap!
01:09:16Okay honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:20I will.
01:09:22Thanks.
01:09:25Sister?
01:09:26Shut up or I'll punish you hard you sheep fucker!
01:09:41Eric, wait!
01:09:49Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:56I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:09:59At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:02I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:08Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:17I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is and he's all over these-
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:22Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:24Oh, wow.
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:31Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:33Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:10:38Yeah, sure.
01:10:42Oh, sorry.
01:10:43No kissing, right.
01:10:44No, kissing.
01:10:45Oh.
01:10:46Mm.
01:10:47Mm.
01:10:48Mm.
01:10:49Mm.
01:10:50Mm.
01:10:51Mm.
01:10:52Mm.
01:10:53Mm.
01:10:54Mm.
01:10:55Mm.
01:10:56Mm.
01:10:57Mm.
01:10:58Mm.
01:10:59Mm.
01:11:00Mm.
01:11:01Mm.
01:11:02Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I don't even care that you hooked up a Plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that.
01:11:20I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:25She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:31I wonder who it was.
01:11:52At least this birthday is over.
01:11:55Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:08I mean, if you could just...
01:12:10I don't know, like send me a sign?
01:12:13I can't.
01:12:26I can't.
01:12:28excuse me excuse me do you know where the church is it's on fountain street um yeah that's the
01:12:50church i go to or used to go to um it's straight up that way and then left thank you
01:12:56you're more than welcome to come with me if you like oh um i don't know
01:13:02well that's pretty powerful oh 250 horsepower 225 pounds of torque
01:13:16like i said you're more than welcome to hop on
01:13:19i don't think so but thanks what's your name sue
01:13:25what's yours jesus really
01:13:30si
01:13:31maybe i could use the ride
01:13:35you
01:13:40you
01:13:46you
01:13:50Oh
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