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00:00Widerruf, bitch!
00:02Oh, come on, yeah!
00:04One second, one second, one second.
00:06Hey, Pinguini, how's it going?
00:08Oh, I love you too, sweetie.
00:10Bye.
00:12I love you, Pinguini. Hey, Pinguini.
00:14What? Come on.
00:16I think I feel intimidated by your friendship with Sylvia.
00:18How are we gonna move this bad boy?
00:20You get the front, I'll get the back.
00:22That's what she said. Booyah.
00:24You should have seen how far you flew.
00:26It was incredible.
00:28If you have a ring camera or something, you could go viral.
00:30Like, be famous.
00:32Will and I always get screwy when he's in a couple.
00:34I don't want to lose him again.
00:36If I were to replace him now, it would take 25 years
00:38for me and this new friend to catch up to where Will and I are,
00:41and by then I'm practically dead, and who cares?
00:43Uh-huh.
00:45If we want to stay friends this time,
00:47then we're gonna have to do normal adult stuff,
00:49like couples' dinners and stuff like that.
00:51Fine. Couples' dinner's on.
00:53She got any dietary restrictions?
00:54She says she's allergic to gluten, but she's not.
00:56What am I supposed to do with this?
00:57Same thing I do with it. Nothing.
00:59Awesome.
01:03How do I get that?
01:04I only eat chicken.
01:06I only eat pizza.
01:07Right.
01:10Work hard, play hard, right, Mama?
01:11Yes, Mama?
01:12I don't have kids, so don't do that.
01:15Yep.
01:16I'm trying to get my life back together.
01:21What should I do?
01:22Well, I'm gonna say the wrong thing
01:23and mess up your life again.
01:25You don't mess up my life, okay?
01:26You know how to make my life better.
01:29I hear you're turning Will into a golfer.
01:30Yes.
01:31Yeah, he's taking lessons from my dad.
01:33You got this, son.
01:34Uh-huh.
01:35Look out.
01:36Ah!
01:37Ah!
01:38Ah!
01:39Oh, my God!
01:40Oh, my God!
01:41Oh, my God!
01:42Oh, my God!
01:43Oh, my God!
01:44Oh, my God!
01:45What is that?
01:46Oh, my God!
01:47Go back to you, please!
01:48No, Spencer!
01:49No, Spencer!
01:50You're gonna be okay.
01:51No, Spencer!
01:52No, Spencer!
01:53No, Spencer!
01:54No, Spencer!