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00:01Please!
00:03Let her stay at your house, we beg you!
00:06No, take her to your place.
00:08I can't! She's supernatural!
00:10Your house is the best place for her!
00:12What's the problem? We already got a cat.
00:14How dare you lump me in with that nobody!
00:17Thing's plastic and don't even eat!
00:19Why are you only stressing about her?
00:21Where's her guy at?
00:23He went back to the chemistry lab.
00:25Why?
00:26He said,
00:27As long as my heart is safe, I'll go back to my old job.
00:31He's gonna stay there in the day and sneak out at night to see her.
00:34As long as you're cool with him coming over.
00:37No one else can help because no one else has a big, big heart like you!
00:41Please help him!
00:43I ain't running a hotel for horny anatomical models.
00:47But as long as you don't bug the neighbors, you can stay.
00:50And the ball? Was it the kids?
00:53Yeah, no, it wasn't.
00:55Turned out it was just a Christmas ornament.
00:58That's crazy.
00:59Maybe it's their mating ritual.
01:01Like how animals make their butts glow or something.
01:03Well, you do what you gotta do.
01:05I highly doubt it was that.
01:07Time for dinner. Get the table ready.
01:09Are you gonna stay and eat with us?
01:11Oh, thank you. I'd love to.
01:16What a drag.
01:17Loma, you got some crazy awesome powers.
01:20I totally get why your grandma trusts you with helping me out.
01:23And dude, Okaroon, man, that transformation was so sick!
01:26It was so badass!
01:28Oh, I wish I had some kind of super power too!
01:31I wouldn't recommend it.
01:33Watch your backs. I'm setting up the table.
01:35Let me give you a hand with that.
01:37Oh, thanks. You get that end.
01:40Roger that!
01:42What are you doing? You're such a goofball!
01:46Oh, Momo. Don't move.
01:49What?
01:52You had lint in your hair.
01:56Thanks a lot.
01:58Oh, just one? That's all I got?
02:00If you ain't helping, move!
02:02Thank me again, and I will.
02:04You're lucky I thanked it at all.
02:08I'm in love with you!
02:10I'll stay with you no matter what!
02:12If I let you go now,
02:14I'll regret it the rest of my life!
02:17Miss ISA!
02:19You had lint!
02:25Got it.
02:26That's all.
02:27Thanks.
02:28You okay?
02:29I decided I won't hold back anymore.
02:32I'm going to take a stand and fight!
02:35For what?
02:39You're not gonna be looking for me!
02:42Since you're looking for me,
02:44we're going to be the next day!
02:47You are going to be the next day!
02:49I will scream tomorrow!
02:52I am going to be the next day!
02:54Hey, morons! We're in the way!
02:56Would you chill out?
02:57You're kicking the dust off!
02:58the desktop. Sorry, ma'am. Hey, Momo, since you're staying at Gigi's this weekend, make
03:03sure you pack enough undies. Grandma! These dudes don't need to hear that! You're staying
03:08at his house? What for? Oh, I thought I told you. Exercising his house will take a bit
03:15and he lives a ways out. True, Dad. I might have to stay the night. It'll just be the
03:24two of you together all by yourselves at his house? No, I was going to see if you wanted
03:28to come along, too. I don't think I could do it without you. Then let's hurry up and get
03:34it done! The sooner we do, the sooner Gigi can go back to living in his own house! Oh, yeah!
03:40What the hell?
03:47The school's so creepy at night. Is it cool to be here after hours? We're not tearing up
03:52the place, just messing with the Ouija board. Whatever you say. Wait, that was weird.
03:58You guys hear that? It's freaky here enough without you going all...
04:02Something's coming. Oh, no!
04:12Get out of the way!
04:13Wait for me, Hana! Don't you worry, I'm coming!
04:31Hana!
04:32Where is he?
04:53Come on, it's already 4am.
04:55Come on, it's already 4am.
04:57Come on, it's already 4am.
05:01Don't worry. I'll hang right here until your boy shows up.
05:08Probably just down the road.
05:11He's coming.
05:14Sorry, darling. I'm here now.
05:26Sorry, darling. I'm here now.
05:45Oh, Taro. I love you.
05:56Oh, crap. I crashed up.
06:17What the? Yo! Next time, wake me up when you get here!
06:21You are a saint! Thank you!
06:23I appreciate you keeping Hana company.
06:26I ran into a bit of trouble tonight, but from now on, I'll be here by 2 a.m. Promise!
06:30Whoa, you're coming every night?
06:44What the? No. I can't get to sleep.
06:47I can't get to sleep.
06:54Because of him...
06:56I can't get to sleep.
07:06I can't get to sleep.
07:08I'll be here.
07:09I'll see you next time.
08:09I'll give you a melody to my heart
08:13I'll give you a melody to my heart
08:39like a toddler I'm done playing don't be like that we were just joking with you
08:46totally look I brought a ton of candy help yourself I got it from the old
08:59candy store so cool it's still around oh same old ladies running it can you
09:03believe that years 500,000 yen it changed I mean I was tearing up like creamy mommy
09:09oh I'm jealous and I hate it I'm being immature and it makes me sick but I don't
09:21know what to do about it I need to focus on something else like like getting my
09:27nut back
09:38hey what's up with you oh you're thinking about that thing way too much no I
09:46wasn't I hang on this has been bugging me for a minute are nut jokes trending again
09:51or what it's nothing like that it's kind of a long story oh cuz I totally thought
09:57it was like that one meme these nuts nut jokes are so out I swear
10:02what's with you Ken you're so pathetic at this rate my heart's going to explode I'll
10:13peak her interest and grab her attention I will talk about the Tsuchinoko now
10:21dude hold up Tsuchinoko? what about him? Crypt geeks are real and not imaginary in fact gorillas were
10:30considered UMAs until a century ago and like the gorilla I believe that Tsuchinoko will be the next
10:35cryptid to be proven real yo the village I live in's got a legend of a giant snake it's even got a shrine that's like
10:42200 years old dedicated to it it's called Tsuchinoko shrine no way that Tsuchinoko shrine I want to see it
10:51well shucks lady if you want to go so bad I'll take ya crap I lost her
10:57the cap of me there's a shrine with one of them in it cryptid shrines aren't that uncommon for what it's worth
11:05hey let's see him top that whoa look at that freaky thing like I didn't know they were real does this
11:14mean this is real too I mean I saw a photo but if it was real I'd for sure want to see that image you saw is called the
11:20surgeon photograph experts determined it was fake but I saw a real one just the other day
11:25no way take me to it this is the first time I've talked to someone other than miss I say about this
11:32stuff this is fun you're so cool okurin you know everything I got mad respect for friends like you
11:40uh uh we're friends we're not do I suck that bad breathe you're friends with Momo right don't that make me a
11:50friend too don't it sorry I I'm an awkward guy you're not supposed to say that huh say what tell me
12:01drop it it's none of your business now you're shutting me out why what did I do I wish you
12:06were more unlikable but he's so nice damn it
12:12whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this whole town's full of hot springs it's kind of related to my dad's job
12:25wait I thought your dad was a teacher he studies volcanoes and the local college hired him
12:31that's why he packed us up and moved us out here this volcano ain't gonna blow soon is it
12:37I think my dad said the last time it popped was about 200 years ago hasn't made a peep ever since
12:43that's good
12:45you're kidding we are in hell
12:56you're kicking the hijack
12:57I think theiroding legs are too hot
12:58I think theirkoi's kind of military wheels is coming out now
13:01what do we do is coming out now
13:02I'm still going to do this
13:05and you're in hell
13:19meow
13:21hello
13:22meow
13:26Wow, what do you think?
13:40Do you see any weird auras or anything?
13:43You got way too much energy.
13:49I don't see anything weird.
13:52Just a plain old house.
13:54Are you sure?
13:54All the other mediums said it was the evilest thing they ever felt.
13:58Well, I feel tired.
14:00Thirsty.
14:01Are you sure you don't see anything weird?
14:03Like anything?
14:04Super sure.
14:06Wait for me, Messiah-se.
14:11Okaroon, you coming or what?
14:12Yes.
14:13What do you think, Messiah-se?
14:26Do you see any weird auras?
14:28The TV turned itself on!
14:38Nope, that was me.
14:40I thought it was a ghost.
14:42Why did you turn it on all of a sudden?
14:44I'm bored and it's a TV.
14:46Nothing else to do.
14:47Wait, you don't think I made this up, do you?
14:56Nah, of course not.
14:58Whatever's here was too gnarly for the other mediums to handle.
15:01And if I can't notice it now, that means it's probably hiding.
15:05Huh?
15:05It's the same as it was with Turbo Granny.
15:08If a spirit's power is weak, it's hard for me to see its aura.
15:12This one's hiding just like she was.
15:14It can hide all it wants to.
15:16I got its number.
15:17You're so cool!
15:19Massage, ma'am.
15:20On the house.
15:23Yeah, that hits the spot.
15:27I could really go for a drink right now, too.
15:29Something sweet, please.
15:31A glass of ice-cold juice coming up!
15:34Touched shoulder!
15:35We should rest up while we can.
15:38Uh-oh.
15:39Come on, have a seat.
15:43Uh-huh.
15:46All we can do for now is chill out and wait for nighttime to come.
15:49Spirits are more active then.
15:55Okay.
15:56Well, I'm gonna go hit one of them hot springs.
15:58Huh?
16:00Did you say you couldn't see anything just so you could go to the hot springs?
16:04Not even.
16:05There's nothing here now.
16:07Hope you and Gigi have fun while I'm soaking.
16:09Wait!
16:10You're really leaving us?
16:12If something evil shows up, we're dead!
16:14Not gonna happen.
16:15I'll be back here before it gets dark.
16:18Hot springs, bitches!
16:19Yeah!
16:20Wait!
16:21Woo!
16:21I brought you a glass of the sweetest juice in our fridge!
16:26M-momo.
16:27She just left to find a hot spring to soak in.
16:29Dang it!
16:30I wanted to go soak with her, too.
16:32You play soccer?
16:41Trap it.
16:41Yeah, like that!
16:43Nice, nice!
16:44Now try passing it to me.
16:46All you gotta do is use the inner part of your foot here to kick the ball.
16:50Uh...
16:51Yeah!
16:52Sorry!
16:53No worries!
16:54Here!
16:56I'm sorry!
16:58I'm so pathetic!
17:00I'm glad Miss Issei isn't here!
17:02At least I have time to figure it out.
17:04Then, when she gets back, I'll impress her.
17:06You can kick that ball like a champ!
17:09You're so cool!
17:11Come on, man!
17:12Pass it!
17:13Oh!
17:14Right!
17:15So you're in love with Momo?
17:16Uh...
17:17Huh?
17:22Hmm.
17:23I hope those two are getting along.
17:26Okaroon doesn't have any guy friends.
17:29If I were there, I'd just be in the way.
17:31Good luck, Okaroon.
17:34Ah.
17:34I mean, Momo is cute.
17:38M-Miss Issei's the first friend I ever had.
17:42I respect her.
17:43She's special to me!
17:45Nice pass!
17:46I feel that, bro.
17:47You respect her.
17:49She's special to ya.
17:52As for me, I totally love her personality.
17:55And her face.
17:58I do, too!
18:00Wait.
18:01You said you respected her!
18:03Right!
18:04Plus everything you said!
18:05Dude, that's no fair!
18:07Oh, ok then, well, everything plus I love her eyes!
18:09There, I win!
18:11Everything including that!
18:12Plus I love her mouth!
18:14There, I win!
18:15Nope!
18:15That don't count!
18:16That's two!
18:18I said I loved her face first, and her mouth's on her face, so yours don't count!
18:21Then you saying you love her eyes doesn't count neither!
18:24Oh my count, cause...
18:25Cause...
18:26She's my childhood friend!
18:28Ah, we!
18:29Ah!
18:29Ah!
18:29Ah!
18:34I won!
18:35What?
18:35How come?
18:36Whatcha got the top childhood friend, huh?
18:39We?
18:40No.
18:41Never mind.
18:42What?
18:42What?
18:44Oh...
18:44I should get out before I'm too dizzy to.
18:51These walls are kinda high for an open-air hot spring.
18:55Would've been nice to have a view.
18:56Well, lookie here, we got company, and I'll be damned if she ain't the cutest thing ever.
19:11Oh, crap!
19:13And you're stubborn, but you got guts, I'll give you that.
19:18I'm not done.
19:19I'm not giving up.
19:22Hey, let's be pals and shake on it.
19:26Sure, that sounds good.
19:29I'll win, Saka!
19:30Damn you, you bastard!
19:32If Messiah's I saw this, he'd call you a cheater!
19:35Say it, won't say it, say it!
19:38Never!
19:39I won't give up till you say I won!
19:43Let go of me, Gigi!
19:45I just noticed something!
19:49Um...
19:49What is it?
19:51Look closer.
19:52You see?
19:54Your house is bigger on the outside!
19:56I don't remember there being any rooms on that side of it.
20:06Kinda young to be here alone.
20:09It's co-air.
20:11Like anyone can read that!
20:13I can't believe I didn't notice it before.
20:21You're right.
20:22This place is bigger outside than in.
20:25Wonder if there's another room behind it.
20:27Well, it's hollow.
20:31What am I gonna do?
20:34I wanna get out, but those jodes are totally blocking the way!
20:37Oh great, now I'm really dizzy!
20:38Oh great, now I'm really dizzy!
20:40I gotta get out!
20:42Let's bust a hole in it.
20:44Is that okay?
20:45It's a rental, so it ain't...
20:47Whatever, I'm doing it.
20:49I still don't know why my folks got sick, but maybe I'll find the answer behind the wall.
20:55Hey sweetie, you know about gators?
20:57Huh?
20:58What do you mean?
20:59Like alligators?
21:00Sure.
21:03Nah, not those.
21:04I'm talking about guys in co-air bands.
21:07Guys that stalk cute young things like you.
21:09Those gators.
21:16Are my powers strong enough to fight off all these goons?
21:29Maybe they're like a wolf pack.
21:31If I take out the leader, the rest will scatter.
21:42Crap!
21:58Two weeks later.
21:59samurai
22:00Please slow down.
22:02Oh wow.
22:04My music is laggy.
22:05Oh wow.
22:07Series 6.
22:09Oh wow.
22:13Let's see.
22:16Let's do it.
22:18Let's just stop you.
22:19Let's do it.
22:20How are you stopping?
22:21I need to get a little more chance.
22:23Let's do it.
22:24Let's try.
22:25I did it.
22:26I'm not sure what you're doing.
22:56At the Mehdochankonsii team, I dream much fun
22:59I'm fine with the fear of yourself
23:01It's hard not to much
23:03It's my mind, isn't it?
23:05directly.
23:06Sometimes I can be
23:22ratay down
23:23Tumble down, tie the down, count down

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