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Aired (July 17, 2025): Happy Thursday, madlang pipol! Sa pagpasok ng mga nagbabagang Escort of Appeals, ipapakita nila ang kanilang killer looks at pangmalakasang wit! Sino kaya kina Meong at Akhie ang magwawagi? Panoorin ang video. #GMANetwork
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00:00:00People, sama-sama tayong bumago ng may-saya at maging tulay ng pag-asa.
00:00:14It's showtime!
00:00:21It's a rocking jersey, my lovely people!
00:00:24Let's go!
00:00:26Bravo!
00:00:26Gabo!
00:00:28Let's go!
00:00:29Wow!
00:00:29Wow!
00:00:30Go!
00:00:31Let's go!
00:00:35Come on, come on!
00:00:40Wow!
00:00:43She's going to go!
00:00:52Wow!
00:00:52Wow!
00:00:52Wow!
00:00:53Wow!
00:00:53Wow!
00:00:54Wow!
00:00:54Wow!
00:00:57Wow!
00:00:58Wow!
00:00:58Wow!
00:00:58Wow!
00:00:59Wow!
00:00:59Wow!
00:00:59I'll be there.
00:01:00I'll be there.
00:01:02Oh, my God.
00:01:03I'll be there.
00:01:04This is your show.
00:01:06This is your day.
00:01:08Mama sih gotta be.
00:01:10It's showtime.
00:01:12It's showtime.
00:01:14It's showtime.
00:01:16Showtime.
00:01:18It's showtime.
00:01:26Let's go!
00:01:27Let's go, Vivo.
00:01:28Vivo.
00:01:57This is your show, this is your life
00:02:01Fantasy, God, now it's showtime
00:02:04No, I don't know how to do it, so I want to
00:02:08I don't know how to do it, so I want to
00:02:11This is your show, this is your life
00:02:14Fantasy, God, now it's showtime
00:02:18Somebody here, who I got?
00:02:20Showtime, that's what I got, now it's showtime
00:02:25Let's go, let's go
00:02:28Let's go
00:02:29Let's go
00:02:32Let's go
00:02:50Give it up for Noe and Chessa with Baby Dolls
00:02:54Showtime
00:02:56What's up! What's up! What's up!
00:02:58Come up my mind that I got to do!
00:02:59A lot of music by Madlang—
00:03:01也是!
00:03:19This program is turned into upside!
00:03:25Oh, yes, ang saya-saya. Maganda ang bigaya ng energy.
00:03:29Maganda ang mong-hiting ng mga mukha niyong lahat.
00:03:32At syempre, maganda rin ang bigaya ng performance
00:03:35ng ating talawang paong gustin ng mga awit.
00:03:38Di ba?
00:03:38Si N2 Grandressbackers, Noe Alberto, and Jezza Kiyogue.
00:03:43Hello.
00:03:43Tumati na kayo, go.
00:03:46What's up, man, love people!
00:03:51Hello, Jezza. Welcome back to Showtime.
00:03:53Oo, napakahusa.
00:03:54Swerte nyo. Binaka pa kayo ni Jackie, ha? Swerte nyo talaga.
00:03:58Yes, it's up.
00:03:59Sama ka na ba?
00:04:01Welcome back, Jackie.
00:04:03Baby doll Jackie, na dito ka na.
00:04:05Amoy, amoy important.
00:04:07Nakatakot ako ng memo. Tama yung suot ko.
00:04:09Para sa kanila, mga halimaw sa kata.
00:04:12Yes.
00:04:13Kaya naman muli, our TNT Grandressbackers, Noe and Jezza.
00:04:18At syempre, ito na nga maki-grand.
00:04:20Kulitan na rin hanggang all nine worlds
00:04:22kasama ang ating Soyuz Squad, Anthony, and Zia, and Lorraine.
00:04:27Mula sa bulwagang pangbalitan ng It's Showtime.
00:04:32Nato rang inyong mga Escortside Reporters!
00:04:36Let's go!
00:04:49Kulitan, let's go!
00:04:50Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:05:07Magka-outfit ka, tapos ganito na lumang sasayaw.
00:05:10Para ipaintating lagi dyan sa...
00:05:14Yung antagal-tagal mo, nag-isip ka gamiin,
00:05:16kung ano'y susuot mo, parang maganda ka,
00:05:18tas mag-make-up ka,
00:05:20tas magagaganon ka lang.
00:05:21Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
00:05:24Napapun siya sa'yo.
00:05:26Ang dinayin mo lang kanilang charm,
00:05:28pwede silang lapitan dahil cute na sila
00:05:29yung walang dalang harm.
00:05:31Sila ang ating mga Escort of Upheels!
00:05:35Ikaw ay titilian kung susunod ka sa aming
00:05:37mahigpit na pamantayan.
00:05:40Yes! At sila naman ang mga huhusga
00:05:42kung sino ang tunay na may ibubuga.
00:05:45Our board members starting off with
00:05:47stand-up comedian, the pretty Ted-Eye.
00:05:54Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
00:05:57Ay! Ay!
00:06:26Oh, oh!
00:06:27Oh!
00:06:28DJ!
00:06:29DJ ka!
00:06:30Ba't gano'y yung tugto?
00:06:32Ano'y naghiyari?
00:06:33Nakaka-auntie!
00:06:34Eh, request mo daw yun eh!
00:06:35Yes sir!
00:06:36Ano magusto mo?
00:06:37Di, okay na, tama naman din yun!
00:06:39Okay, kalahingan?
00:06:40Pagod ka siya!
00:06:41Pagod na!
00:06:42Haponesa ako today!
00:06:43Hapo!
00:06:44Yay!
00:06:45Kamusta ka, Teiray?
00:06:47Mabuti naman po!
00:06:48And it's so nice to be back here sa It's Showtime!
00:06:52Palakpahay!
00:06:56Hey!
00:06:57Hey!
00:06:58Hey!
00:06:59Oh!
00:07:00Hey!
00:07:01Oh!
00:07:02Oh!
00:07:03Oh!
00:07:04Oh!
00:07:05Grabe si Tetay!
00:07:06Sa idad na yun, may identity crisis siya, no?
00:07:09Hindi nga alam talaga kung anong gusto niya, kung anong trip niya.
00:07:12Sabihin yun lang pag pwede ng umupo, ah!
00:07:14Hindi ba, Tetay?
00:07:15Patiin mo muna yung mga supporters mo nang patuloy na nagdadasal sa'yo.
00:07:20Yes!
00:07:21No, on a serious note.
00:07:26Gusto ko magpasalamat sa inyong lahat.
00:07:31I know you guys get to pray for me araw-araw.
00:07:34Maraming salamat po.
00:07:36Ang lalaki na na mga anak ko.
00:07:39Kiss ma!
00:07:40Kiss tita!
00:07:41Ayan!
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:43Parang-parang!
00:07:44Iba talaga!
00:07:46Oh!
00:07:47Na wala ihingal, eh!
00:07:48Ang sarap talaga sa show!
00:07:49Oh!
00:07:50Di ba lumaktaw ka dun sa dalawa?
00:07:51Lumaktaw ka dyan sa dalawang susunod, oh!
00:07:53Bless kay tita!
00:07:54Oh!
00:07:56Mapamili ni Ida, ha!
00:07:57Pinabless!
00:07:58Oh!
00:07:59May isa pa!
00:08:00May isa pa!
00:08:01Oh!
00:08:02Oh!
00:08:03Oh!
00:08:04Oh!
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:06Ay!
00:08:07Ay!
00:08:08Guapo!
00:08:09Ha?
00:08:10Naku, hindi pa yan!
00:08:11Wala pa!
00:08:12Kala pa to!
00:08:13Wala pa yan!
00:08:14May rurok pa!
00:08:16Maka yung kasasaksihan mo ang rurok!
00:08:18Alam mo, excited na ako!
00:08:20Oo!
00:08:21Pag nakita mo sila, nakaka-long hair sila.
00:08:23Grabe yung ubo ko, labas dila!
00:08:25Pumatanda yung ubo!
00:08:26Labas dila yung ubo!
00:08:27Sige na, umubo ka na nga muna!
00:08:29Thank you so much!
00:08:32Nalito siya eh!
00:08:34Next!
00:08:35Kapamilya, host, actress, and singer, napaka-fresh na bata, Alexa Ilacan!
00:08:42Hey!
00:08:44Hey!
00:08:45Hey!
00:08:46Hey!
00:08:47Oh!
00:08:48Oh!
00:08:49Oh!
00:08:50Hey!
00:08:51Hey!
00:08:52Hey!
00:08:54Oh!
00:08:55What's up, Alexa?
00:08:56Bumati ka na!
00:08:57What's up, Matlang people!
00:09:01Hi, Alexa!
00:09:02Welcome back!
00:09:03Si Alexa na wi-wili dito sa Escort of Appeals!
00:09:06Yes!
00:09:07Yes!
00:09:08I think dito ko makahanap ang the one!
00:09:10Ay!
00:09:12Mamaya, ingatan mo yung puso mo, baka ma-fall ka dito sa Escort of Appeals!
00:09:14Kunga eh!
00:09:15Kakapit ako, Huya Bong!
00:09:16Kakapit ako!
00:09:17Yes!
00:09:18Kakapit ako!
00:09:19Baha na pamamayin!
00:09:20The big one!
00:09:21Lindol!
00:09:22Sorry, Katie!
00:09:23O, parang, nire-request talaga niya, no!
00:09:25Alexa!
00:09:26Alexa!
00:09:27O, nag-detect siya sa staff!
00:09:28Available po ako bukas, ha!
00:09:29Yes!
00:09:30Nang 12 to 2.30, baka naman pwedeng, ano!
00:09:32Oo!
00:09:33Available din po ako bukas!
00:09:35Ah!
00:09:36Yun tayo!
00:09:37Specifically sa Escort of Appeals!
00:09:39Ah!
00:09:40Napapaliginipan mo na yung mga boys!
00:09:41Medyo nanginginig na nga po ako dito eh!
00:09:43Excited na, excited na talaga akong makita sila!
00:09:46Nagiyang, no!
00:09:47Baka manginig lalo si Katie eh!
00:09:49Oo!
00:09:50Magsensya na lang talaga!
00:09:52Pero, ito ang pinunta ko today!
00:09:54Nakahapo!
00:09:55Napakaganda mo!
00:09:56Ngayong mas lalo kapag gumanda, pinagandaan mo talaga yung Escort of Appeals!
00:10:00Oo!
00:10:01Lalo-lalo na pagkatabi mo yung auntie mo!
00:10:03No!
00:10:04She's my mother!
00:10:05Oh, my mother!
00:10:06Yes!
00:10:07Because my daughter is very beautiful!
00:10:09Can you talk to your daughter?
00:10:10Yes!
00:10:11You look so beautiful today!
00:10:12Hi, mom!
00:10:13Kiss, mama!
00:10:14Oh, very good!
00:10:15Pero nakita ko yung auntie mo, sumingin tubig, ginihigal pa kasi!
00:10:18Hindi ah!
00:10:19Sabi ko gamanin lang ako!
00:10:21Huli!
00:10:22Ang ganda ni ito, no!
00:10:24Yeah!
00:10:25Maganda ka rin naman kung di mo nakamukha si Joey Marquez!
00:10:27Okay!
00:10:28Okay!
00:10:29Okay!
00:10:30Bakit si Joey?
00:10:31Ayos siya!
00:10:32Joey Marquez!
00:10:33Ayos siya!
00:10:34Ayos siya!
00:10:35Ayos!
00:10:36Nag-highlighter pa lang ah!
00:10:37Oo!
00:10:38Nag-highlighter si Joey Marquez mo lang ako ah!
00:10:39Palibawa sa lalaki ka pala tol!
00:10:41Ayos brad!
00:10:42Ayos brad!
00:10:43Ayos brad!
00:10:44Nag-highlighter pa siya!
00:10:47Oo Joey Marquez!
00:10:48Si auntie naging chong!
00:10:49Wow!
00:10:50Chong!
00:10:51Di bala!
00:10:52Di bala!
00:10:53Nang chong!
00:10:54Okay!
00:10:55Good luck sa'yo, Tetae Alexa!
00:10:57At ito naman ang GMA's Prime Gem, Bianca Umali!
00:11:01Hey!
00:11:02Hey!
00:11:03Hey!
00:11:04Hey!
00:11:05Hey!
00:11:06Hey!
00:11:07Oh!
00:11:08Oh!
00:11:09Hey!
00:11:10Bewang-bewang lang si ate mo girl!
00:11:11Oh!
00:11:12Oh!
00:11:13Oh!
00:11:14Oh!
00:11:15Oh!
00:11:16Oh!
00:11:17Oh!
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Ay!
00:11:20Hey!
00:11:21Nagbabalik din ang Bianca!
00:11:22Oh!
00:11:23Parang may pinabalik-balikan din!
00:11:24Correct?
00:11:25Meron!
00:11:26Kasi nga diba?
00:11:27Syempre ang jawa niya si Ruru!
00:11:28Yes!
00:11:29Diba?
00:11:30O ngayon, yung Ruru ang gusto ka nakita!
00:11:32Balita ko, Meme, ang dami daw kasing mga pogi dito!
00:11:36Yes!
00:11:37Asi nagsabi na ako kay Ruru, pasensya na mukhang mapapalitan kita ngayong ano!
00:11:40Oo!
00:11:41Papalitan mo siya ng totoong mukhang buhay!
00:11:43Talaga!
00:11:44Pinolong pala nandito!
00:11:46Nandito pala siya!
00:11:47Kalaban ni Ruru, mga buhay, diba?
00:11:49So, eto na!
00:11:50Congratulations sa Incantatja!
00:11:52Yes!
00:11:53Abisala Esra, Meme!
00:11:54Abisala mod lang people!
00:11:56Tara!
00:11:57Tara!
00:11:58Thank you mga board members!
00:12:01Kaya naman pakinggan natin ang ulatin na Ogyentara il kasama ang unang barangay!
00:12:05Pasok!
00:12:06Yes!
00:12:07Sayo ko ha!
00:12:08Sayo ko ha!
00:12:09Okay ha!
00:12:11Parang libo-libo katawang kapal sa energy na binibigyan ng mga taga barangay pulang buhay!
00:12:16Santa Maria Bulakao!
00:12:18Diba ko pa?
00:12:21Hey!
00:12:22Hey!
00:12:23Hey!
00:12:24Hey!
00:12:25Hey!
00:12:26Hey!
00:12:27Oo!
00:12:28Ito!
00:12:29Ito!
00:12:31Bad, ito!
00:12:32Magbigay nang kayo na isang dahilan kung bakit namin dapat dayughin ang unang barangay.
00:12:37Oh!
00:12:37Gawa lang po langan!
00:12:39Bakit masalamit yung saroon ninyo?
00:12:41Dahil gawa po namin to.
00:12:42Sarili po namin gawa.
00:12:44Saan yung sinasawsaw?
00:12:46Sa Sumang Paumbong.
00:12:47Wow!
00:12:49Ito, kung may ibabalita galing sa barangay ninyo,
00:12:52ano po yung balitang yun?
00:12:53Oo, yun.
00:12:55Ibabalita po namin yung mga
00:12:56bagong gawa po namin yung proyekto na mga kalsada.
00:12:59Wala ba kayo yung ibang tagapagsalitari ito?
00:13:03Hindi, siya talaga yung spokesperson ito.
00:13:05Tinatakpan mo yung tarplay.
00:13:06Bagong gawa na kalsada.
00:13:07Ano pa po?
00:13:08Ibabalita po namin yung...
00:13:11Chicharron!
00:13:12Chicharron!
00:13:13Chicharron!
00:13:14Chicharron!
00:13:15Kaya mo yan!
00:13:18Ibabalita po namin yung pampato namin sa barangay!
00:13:21Ito na nga, naingkito natin.
00:13:23Darin, how easy na ba yung nakausap nyo?
00:13:25Ano ba yung kagawad ba yun yung barangay nila?
00:13:27Sipa siya.
00:13:28Ano kinalaman niya sa barangay na ito?
00:13:31Ano po kayo sa barangay?
00:13:32Ano ka ba?
00:13:33Normal na tao lang.
00:13:35Normal na tao lang.
00:13:36Normal na tao lang.
00:13:37Saan mo nakuha yan ba yung jacket mo?
00:13:38Ang ganda!
00:13:39Nauro nila sa TikTok.
00:13:41Oh!
00:13:42Nabilis sa TikTok!
00:13:43Yung mga tao po ba dyan, masiyahin, pala kaibigan, hindi nag-away-away?
00:13:48Balisan!
00:13:49Hindi po, hindi po.
00:13:51Hindi po nag-away-away?
00:13:52Hindi po.
00:13:53Eh bakit po parang may sumabunod sa inyo?
00:13:55Hindi, stay nyo yan!
00:13:57Stay nyo po.
00:13:58Okay.
00:13:59Mahangin po sa barangay ninyo, sir?
00:14:01Mahangin po sa barangay?
00:14:02Ano pong amoy ng hangin sa barangay nyo, sir?
00:14:04Yung po.
00:14:05Ano po?
00:14:06Sir, wala kayong kwenta ko usap, sir, ha?
00:14:08Baka naman sumakayin ng...
00:14:10Baka naman sumakayin ng tricycle.
00:14:12Sa talagang taping tawad siya, ba't niya na napili mo, Aki?
00:14:14Eh, hindi ko rin alam.
00:14:15Siya daw ang takapagsalita.
00:14:16Ang laki pa naman ang tarpuli ninyo.
00:14:18Ito nga dito.
00:14:19Wallet size, wallet size.
00:14:21Ang taray ng tarpuli.
00:14:23Ayan, lalo ni Orange, o.
00:14:25Parang ano pa lang, grad-opinan ng hanang bago sa'ng gipsal sa barangay.
00:14:29Oo.
00:14:30Okay.
00:14:31Ayun na.
00:14:32Okay na tayo?
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35Maraming sila naman.
00:14:36Maraming sila naman.
00:14:37Yes!
00:14:38Wala naman sinabi.
00:14:39Parang gusto na magpadagdagi ng Facebook friends.
00:14:41Asa!
00:14:42Ayan.
00:14:43Maraming salamat.
00:14:44Yan nga po ang ulat mula sa barangay Pulong Muhangin.
00:14:46Ano naman ang balita dyan sa kabilang barangay?
00:14:48Question.
00:14:49Yes!
00:14:50Yes!
00:14:51Yes!
00:14:52Maraming salamat.
00:14:53Darren, Kuya Ogie.
00:14:54Parang lumulobo na ang populasyon ng mga supporters ng ating mga escort dahil sa energy nga din ng mga taga-barangay.
00:14:59San Antonio, San Beto City, Laguna!
00:15:02Hey!
00:15:03Hey!
00:15:04Hey!
00:15:05Hey!
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:07Hey!
00:15:08Hey!
00:15:09Hey!
00:15:10Hey!
00:15:11Hey!
00:15:12Hey!
00:15:13Hey!
00:15:14Come on!
00:15:15Ayan!
00:15:16Sandari na patapulin.
00:15:17Parang huling lamay na tonight.
00:15:18Hi!
00:15:19Big night ba tonight?
00:15:20Kitty!
00:15:21Kakita mo yan.
00:15:22Oo.
00:15:23Tingnan mo naman ate, oh.
00:15:24Or sir ng motor.
00:15:25Lip bite king.
00:15:26Lip bite king.
00:15:27Ayan yung pagtataw nila.
00:15:29Lip bite.
00:15:30Lip bite.
00:15:31Lip bite.
00:15:32Kakatlabi.
00:15:33Yung gano'n!
00:15:34Kaya jokes pa rin.
00:15:35Kakatlabi.
00:15:36Kakatlabi.
00:15:37Kailang minahal sa'yo ni Andy eh.
00:15:39Yung mga pagkakatlabi mo nang kayo.
00:15:40Yes!
00:15:41Ginagawa mo ba sa gig yan?
00:15:42Oo.
00:15:43Dyan na humaling si Andy dyan sa lip bite ni...
00:15:46Oo may tanong tayo sa kanila pa rin eh.
00:15:47Oo sige.
00:15:48Ano ang numerong unong suliranin sa inyong barangay at paano yun ito nire-resolve?
00:15:52Oo.
00:15:53Isumpok mo na yan dito.
00:15:54Anong problema siya barangay nyo?
00:15:55Hindi, hindi.
00:15:56Okay.
00:15:57Siguro po ang pinaka unang suliran nyo sa barangay namin ay yung baha.
00:16:02Baha.
00:16:03Yes po.
00:16:04Paano nyo ito magawa na paraan?
00:16:06Kailangan magtulungan yung bawat tao na maglinis.
00:16:10Para hindi mabara yung drainage doon.
00:16:12Ah!
00:16:13Huwag itapon yung pasura kung saan saan.
00:16:16Yes!
00:16:17So ano yung mga bagay na proud ka sa barangay ninyo?
00:16:20Ay marami po.
00:16:21Ano?
00:16:22Tulad lang isa.
00:16:23O.
00:16:24Gumanda yung kapiligiran namin.
00:16:26Maganda ang kapaligiran namin.
00:16:27Maganda ang kapaligiran namin.
00:16:28Eh di umalis ka dyan para kung pati ang kapaligiran.
00:16:31Eh ikaw ang nireklaman ng barangay.
00:16:33Eh dito.
00:16:35Hindi maganda yung kawende.
00:16:36Maganda yung kapaligiran nila.
00:16:37Yes!
00:16:38Masayahin ang mga tao dyan.
00:16:39Yes sir!
00:16:40Yes sir!
00:16:41Yes sir!
00:16:42Dyan nakatira si John Lapus.
00:16:43Kausapin natin.
00:16:44Dyan nakapula.
00:16:45Kasi si John Lapus yan!
00:16:47Kasi si John Lapus yan!
00:16:48Kasi si John Lapus.
00:16:49Kasi si John Lapus.
00:16:50Ah!
00:16:51Sweet!
00:16:52Kamusta na si Sweet?
00:16:53Direct kamusta na?
00:16:55Ito nagpapahinga.
00:16:56Nakakatapos na nga maka-play.
00:16:57Oh!
00:16:58Grabe ang cleavage niya atin.
00:17:00Parang diretso ng puso't.
00:17:02Diba?
00:17:03Oo!
00:17:04Pagbigyan mo na.
00:17:05Ikaw naman.
00:17:06Ano ba yan sa leg mo?
00:17:07Choker o turtleneck?
00:17:08Ano ba?
00:17:09Jacket.
00:17:10Jacket?
00:17:11Tap-tap.
00:17:12Ano lang ako?
00:17:13Jacket na iiyak si Juggs.
00:17:14Bakit?
00:17:15Naalala yung karakter niya si Warlock.
00:17:17Si Warlock.
00:17:19Mas nami-miss ko yung ano?
00:17:20Yung Fuji Apple.
00:17:23Maraming salamat sa parangay ninyo.
00:17:25Thanks for coming.
00:17:26I-support yung inyong pampato today.
00:17:28Thank you so much. Back to you guys.
00:17:29Halina't ko banda ng makiliting sa ating mga Escort of Appeals.
00:17:56One, two, three, let's go.
00:17:59Oo!
00:18:00Nagtatago pa kayo nung simula, ha?
00:18:03Oo!
00:18:04Sana din nila.
00:18:05Echon nyo na yung pagtatago.
00:18:09Ay, grabe!
00:18:10Oh, eto eto!
00:18:11Oh, eto eto!
00:18:12Kung ang hindi nagkakasundutong pamilyang to,
00:18:13yung Kampal sumali pareho.
00:18:16Kampal!
00:18:17Lumipat na nga yung isip.
00:18:18Oo!
00:18:19Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome King Kong vs Godzilla!
00:18:23Ako nga po pala si Andrea Bundo, 22 years old, taga-barangay Pulong Buhangin, Santa Maria Pulacan!
00:18:44At naniniwala sa kasabihang,
00:18:48Don't judge a book by its cover.
00:18:50Kasi,
00:18:52Pag nakita mo ako, baka ako na ang iyong forever.
00:18:57Mukha nga, mukha nga.
00:18:58Kasi yung mga babae sa likod mo mukhang forever nang nabubuhay.
00:19:02Yan ba yung pinakabata sa mga saparanggay?
00:19:05Parang forever nang nabubuhay yung mga kasama mo, ha?
00:19:09Kasama niya yung mga tsaheng niya.
00:19:12Supportive.
00:19:13O, supportive.
00:19:14O, pakilalaan na natin yung pakalawa.
00:19:15Go!
00:19:17What's up, madlam people!
00:19:23Ako nga pala ang lalaking sa unang sulyap,
00:19:26Stapo Lagad.
00:19:30Ako nga pala si Romeo Guña, 28 years old,
00:19:33from Barangay San Antonio, San Pedro City, Laguna.
00:19:39At naniniwala sa kasabihan na
00:19:41Kapag natapa ka, pumamong ka.
00:19:44Pero kapag tinawag kita, maswerte ka.
00:19:47Ako na to.
00:19:48O!
00:19:49O!
00:19:50O!
00:19:51O!
00:19:52Sa showtime nyo lang mapapanood ng live si Shrek.
00:19:54Shrek!
00:19:55Shrek yan!
00:19:56O!
00:19:57Yes, Pio!
00:19:58Inolok-olok mo, ha?
00:19:59Si Pio yan!
00:20:00Anong mapapanood ng live yan.
00:20:01Kala nyo, animation yan, ha?
00:20:03O!
00:20:04O!
00:20:05O!
00:20:06O!
00:20:07O.
00:20:08O!
00:20:09O!
00:20:10O!
00:20:11O!
00:20:12O!
00:20:13O!
00:20:14O!
00:20:15O!
00:20:16O!
00:20:17Number one, escorted to the pills, Aki Abundo.
00:20:20Wow!
00:20:21Pugay naman ang bata ngayon.
00:20:24Pugay naman ang bata ngayon.
00:20:26Taray nung pungay ng mata.
00:20:28Kalawang binutbura ng buhangin.
00:20:30Yes, ang foggy foggy din naman ito.
00:20:33Ang lusog-lusog.
00:20:35Cute niya, parang flintstone.
00:20:37Nakatuwa.
00:20:38Ang laki ng brief mo, no?
00:20:40Ano size?
00:20:42Ano size?
00:20:43Ano size?
00:20:45Ano size?
00:20:47Ano po yung brief po?
00:20:49Ano size?
00:20:51Double XL po.
00:20:53O pag nagsampay ng brief, lumulundo yung sampay.
00:20:56Yung alambre, kumakanan.
00:20:58Kamusta ka? Kamusta ka, Aki?
00:21:00Okay naman po. Nag-aaral po.
00:21:02Nag-aaral? Ang ganda ng mukha mo.
00:21:04Naka-smile ka lang.
00:21:06Ang ganda ng energy na pinibigay mo.
00:21:08Tapos yung smile mo mukhang totoo.
00:21:10Kinakabahan nga po eh.
00:21:12Kinakabahan ka?
00:21:13Oo.
00:21:14Kinakabahan nga eh.
00:21:15O.
00:21:16Ako, may sugat ka po.
00:21:17Oo.
00:21:18Paano ba yan? Napaso?
00:21:19Hindi.
00:21:20Kasi ano yan.
00:21:21Sinusugatan talaga.
00:21:22Tapos tinatatakan yan.
00:21:24Tinatatakan yan.
00:21:25Inspecated by Meat Commission.
00:21:27Mas kikilo.
00:21:28Saan ka lang yung pangalang Aki?
00:21:30Ba't ganito?
00:21:31Ba't ka may sugat dito?
00:21:32Pero nandito yung kalmon.
00:21:34O.
00:21:35O.
00:21:37Di ba ibig sabihin ng pangalang?
00:21:39Nakakatawa yung kilikili mo.
00:21:40Bakit?
00:21:41Iniipitan mo na sigarilyo dati yun.
00:21:43Kasi, ganyan din yung kilikili ko dati.
00:21:47Pag tumaratin yung tatay ko, ginaganong ko na.
00:21:50Kasi sinatago mo eh.
00:21:51Oo.
00:21:52Di ba ibig sabihin ng pag may kalmot, parang pumayat ka na.
00:21:54Yes.
00:21:55Pumayat na yun.
00:21:56Yes.
00:21:57Nakikita yung stretch mark.
00:21:58.
00:21:59.
00:22:05.
00:22:10.
00:22:15.
00:22:17.
00:22:18.
00:22:20.
00:22:21.
00:22:22.
00:22:24.
00:22:26Ay, ayaw na ng Chinese,
00:22:27gusto na ng native.
00:22:29Ay, di si Kim yan,
00:22:30si An yan.
00:22:32Ako to.
00:22:33Lantawan ka na ba, Aki?
00:22:3422 po.
00:22:3522.
00:22:3622 years old.
00:22:37Yes, po.
00:22:37Bumapang talaga pa sa medyo
00:22:38mas bata sa'yo.
00:22:41Bakit?
00:22:42Okay lang naman
00:22:43because when it comes to love,
00:22:45age doesn't matter.
00:22:46Oo.
00:22:47Dama.
00:22:47O, sakasakali, Aki,
00:22:48i-de-date mo si Kim.
00:22:49Saan mo siya dadalhin?
00:22:50Yes.
00:22:51Siguro, kung dadalhin,
00:22:52kung i-de-date kita,
00:22:54dadalhin kita sa,
00:22:55ano,
00:22:57sa,
00:22:57sa,
00:22:58sa Gupsal.
00:22:59Saan?
00:22:59Sa Gupsal.
00:23:01Saan banda,
00:23:01saan banda yan?
00:23:03Dito lang,
00:23:03sa may SM.
00:23:07Tapos,
00:23:07anong gagawin natin?
00:23:09Nanonood ng sine.
00:23:10Wow!
00:23:11Ikaw ang pinakasweet na Pokemon
00:23:13karakay sila lang.
00:23:14Anong Pokemon?
00:23:16Gotta catch them all!
00:23:18Pokemon!
00:23:20Pokemon vs. Shrek tayo ngayon.
00:23:23Sino kayong pananalo
00:23:24sa tournament natin,
00:23:26Pokemon vs.
00:23:27Nakita na yung Pikachu.
00:23:29Oo.
00:23:30Hunterbol.
00:23:31Pero alam mo,
00:23:32ang cute siya talaga, ha?
00:23:33Hindi mo.
00:23:34Habol ang halong piro yun, ha?
00:23:35Ganda kasi nang ngiti mo.
00:23:36Wow!
00:23:37Paano'y hawi?
00:23:37Paano'y hawi?
00:23:38Yan!
00:23:38Oo!
00:23:39Oo!
00:23:39Oo!
00:23:39Oo!
00:23:40Oo!
00:23:40Oo!
00:23:41Oo!
00:23:41Oo!
00:23:42Oo!
00:23:42Pasain mo nga yun din.
00:23:43Pasain mo yung labi mo.
00:23:44Pasain mo.
00:23:45Pasain mo.
00:23:45Oo!
00:23:47Pasain mo ng tila mo.
00:23:49Paamoy na ka.
00:23:50Oo.
00:23:50Pas paamoy mo kay Kim yung tagirin mo.
00:23:54Rico.
00:23:56Oo.
00:23:56Hindi,
00:23:57hindi ganon.
00:23:57Di ba?
00:23:57Pasain mo yung...
00:23:58Paano ba?
00:23:59Yung mga papogi lang na pinabasa yung...
00:24:01Yes!
00:24:03Yes!
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:05Tapalang tila mo.
00:24:06Gravy na lang to.
00:24:07Lengwa na yan.
00:24:09Alam mo nung ginanong mo yung tila mo,
00:24:11pinasama yung tila mo,
00:24:12sabi ni Alexa.
00:24:13Oo!
00:24:15May kagaw ka na video!
00:24:17Si Alexa!
00:24:19Alexa naman!
00:24:21Alexa, we want you to be happy.
00:24:23So,
00:24:23can I have your phone?
00:24:26Ibi-video ko na to.
00:24:27Tapos para masave mo,
00:24:28para mababalik-balikin mo.
00:24:30Okay lang,
00:24:30yung mami ko,
00:24:32siniscreen record to.
00:24:33As we speak.
00:24:33For sure.
00:24:34Para mapanood mo liyo.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37So,
00:24:37nagka-girlfriend ka na Aki?
00:24:39Wala po po.
00:24:40Since birth po.
00:24:41Ako na?
00:24:41Ako na to?
00:24:42Oo.
00:24:43Ay!
00:24:43May kalandian lang ka,
00:24:47pero hindi po na.
00:24:47Kalandian?
00:24:49Ay!
00:24:49Meron daw sa mga kaka-flink-flink
00:24:51pero wala po.
00:24:52Ano yung level?
00:24:53Ano yung level
00:24:53na parang sinasabi mo
00:24:54kalandian?
00:24:55Kasi po kapag
00:24:56ayoko na po.
00:24:58Ay,
00:24:58sobrang naman siya.
00:24:59Pag-ayaw mo na,
00:25:00gusto pa niya eh.
00:25:02Ah,
00:25:02gusto pa niya.
00:25:02Bakit ayaw mo na?
00:25:04Nanggo-ghost ka ganun?
00:25:05Ay,
00:25:06hindi pa ako marunong
00:25:06mga ghost.
00:25:07Ano mga ghost ka,
00:25:08bagay sa'yo.
00:25:10Hindi pa kasi.
00:25:10Pinapagayar pala yung ghost.
00:25:15Sa pari yung pag gusto pa nila,
00:25:18ayaw mo na.
00:25:19Opo.
00:25:20Pag ganun po,
00:25:20lumalayo na lang po
00:25:21kung nagsasabi ako.
00:25:23Ah,
00:25:23atasasabi.
00:25:23Paano mo sinasabi?
00:25:24Nalalayo ka.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:26Stop.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:28Stop.
00:25:29Pero bagay naman sa'yo
00:25:30mang ghost eh.
00:25:31Mas buwang mangga.
00:25:33Maguhaan ko yan.
00:25:34Mangghost.
00:25:35Mangghosting.
00:25:36Mangghosting.
00:25:36Mangghosting.
00:25:37Ah,
00:25:40ganun lang yun.
00:25:41Ba't hindi mo tinutuloy?
00:25:42Ba't hindi mo gino-jowa?
00:25:44Strict po kasi parents ko eh.
00:25:45Ooh.
00:25:47Buti pinalabas ka ngayon.
00:25:48Hindi ko nga po alam bakit eh.
00:25:50Paano pag nagparamdam sa'yo
00:25:51si Alexa
00:25:52o kaya si Kim Chu?
00:25:53Paano pag nagparamdam sa'yo?
00:25:55Ah.
00:25:58Sila na yan eh.
00:25:59Si Alexi?
00:26:00Sino si Alexi?
00:26:01Sino si Alexi?
00:26:02Pipili po ba ako?
00:26:03Alexa.
00:26:04Ah, si Alexa.
00:26:05Naku, zero ka sa score dyan.
00:26:07Yan, dalawa sila.
00:26:08Dalawa sila talaga
00:26:09naguunahan sa puso mo.
00:26:10Sino ang papayagan mong mauna?
00:26:13Si Alexa o si Bianca?
00:26:16Pasensya na.
00:26:17Pasensya na.
00:26:18Kay Tetay talaga ako.
00:26:19Ayun ang type niya eh.
00:26:20Kasi di mo sinami.
00:26:21Bakit pasensya na?
00:26:22Pasensya na kasi
00:26:23nag-aaral pa ako eh.
00:26:25Ah.
00:26:26Willing to wait.
00:26:27Studies first.
00:26:28Ah, willing to wait daw si Alexa.
00:26:30Andito kasi nanay niya.
00:26:31Nasa nanay mo?
00:26:32Asaan?
00:26:33Ayun o.
00:26:34Ah, ayun nanay niya.
00:26:35Hi nanay.
00:26:36Hi pa.
00:26:37So yun.
00:26:37Ay pinaglihinak niya sa teddy bear?
00:26:39Ang cute eh.
00:26:40Bakit di ba?
00:26:41Ang cute-cute ng teddy bear.
00:26:42Oo, super.
00:26:44Mother!
00:26:45Pang ilang anak mo tong si Aki
00:26:47na napaka-cute.
00:26:48Ah, pang...
00:26:49Yan po ang bunso ko
00:26:50sa hindi tunay.
00:26:52Anong ibig sabihin?
00:26:53Ano po?
00:26:54Kasi po,
00:26:54nakuhalang po namin yan.
00:26:56Oh, kumiyak pa.
00:26:57Adapted ko po yan.
00:26:58Ah.
00:26:58Dito, ilan po ang anak niyo?
00:27:00Tatlo po, tatlo.
00:27:01Tatlo.
00:27:02Siya ang pinaka-bunso.
00:27:03Bunso po.
00:27:03Siya bang favorite mo?
00:27:05Ngayon po,
00:27:05favorite ko na po siya.
00:27:07Favorite na po.
00:27:08So may mga tayo,
00:27:09may mga pagkakano
00:27:10mga pinagmalupitan ka
00:27:11nitong nani mo?
00:27:12Sabihin muna sa amin.
00:27:14Mama.
00:27:15Oh.
00:27:17Ma.
00:27:18Oh.
00:27:20Parang sweet-sweet niyang anak.
00:27:22Opo.
00:27:22Kasi dadalawa na kami yan eh.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:25Kasi may mga asawa na
00:27:25yung mga anak ko.
00:27:26Tama mo, parang
00:27:27kaya ka naging mabait,
00:27:28wala ka ng choice.
00:27:30Kung may kasama
00:27:31pag mamalupitan mo pa rin.
00:27:32Ah, hindi naman.
00:27:33Hindi, love ko yan eh.
00:27:34Love ko.
00:27:34Pero, love ko.
00:27:35Bawal pa po siya
00:27:36mag-girlfriend?
00:27:37Opo.
00:27:38Bakit?
00:27:38Kasi po,
00:27:39hindi po siya nakakatapos.
00:27:41Pag nakatapos siya ng pag-aaral,
00:27:42okay na siya mag-aaral.
00:27:43Hindi ka pa pala nakakatapos.
00:27:45Anong gagawin
00:27:45pag nakatapos ka na?
00:27:47Magbubuhos ka.
00:27:49Tapos magpupunas ka.
00:27:51Ano po?
00:27:51Yung pag-aaral na sinasabi.
00:27:53Yung sinasabi ng nanay ko
00:27:54sa akin nung bata ko.
00:27:55Oh.
00:27:56Oh, nakatapos ka na ba, anak?
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:58Opo na.
00:27:58Oh, nakatapos ka na.
00:27:59Oh, magbubuhos ka.
00:28:01Oh, tapos magpunas ka.
00:28:02Iba yun.
00:28:03Iba yun.
00:28:03Bibistayin mo muna po yan
00:28:04bago mo po yan.
00:28:05Ano no?
00:28:06Bibistayin mo muna po
00:28:07bago mo haluin.
00:28:08Bago i-edagay sa tubig.
00:28:10Hindi niyo po na-gets.
00:28:12Ayaw kang pag-isaw.
00:28:12Ano yun?
00:28:14Haga.
00:28:15O talaga.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:17Pasaluraan kita sa Pokemon.
00:28:19Anong klaseng anak ka ba, Aki?
00:28:21Ano po?
00:28:22Ah, masunurin.
00:28:25Eh bakit may panggina?
00:28:26Babait.
00:28:27Ah, tsaka po, ah, magalang po.
00:28:30Ah.
00:28:31Mapagmahal ba si Aki?
00:28:32Sobra po.
00:28:34Kasi yun ang mga katangin,
00:28:35gusto kong pag-usapan niyo.
00:28:36Kasi yun ang mga katangin,
00:28:37ang hinahanap na maraming tao.
00:28:38Yes.
00:28:39Di ba?
00:28:40Yung masunurin sa magulang.
00:28:42Mabait.
00:28:42Mabait.
00:28:43Sobra po.
00:28:43Di ba?
00:28:43Tapos sweet.
00:28:45Oo.
00:28:45Tsaka maraming babae,
00:28:46ang gusto sa lalaki,
00:28:47yung lalaki na, ano,
00:28:48may marunong magbigay ng
00:28:50respeto sa paggalang
00:28:51sa kanyang ina.
00:28:52Yes.
00:28:53Di ba?
00:28:54Paano mo tinutulungan
00:28:55ng iyong ina sa pang-araw-araw
00:28:56na gawain?
00:28:58Naglalaba po.
00:28:59Kasi po,
00:29:00minsan po,
00:29:00masakit na po.
00:29:00Nilalabahan mo yung nanay mo?
00:29:02Di!
00:29:02Tabi sila!
00:29:03Naglalaba po kasi
00:29:04pag ano po,
00:29:05siyempre,
00:29:05utusan ka po,
00:29:06lagi kang,
00:29:07siyempre,
00:29:07maglalaba ka ng damit.
00:29:09Sama mo na yun sa kanila,
00:29:10siyempre.
00:29:10Pag ganun po.
00:29:12Tapos,
00:29:12kapag masakit yung likod nila,
00:29:14ni mama,
00:29:15tapos minsan,
00:29:15kapag tapos ang zumba,
00:29:16masakit yung katawan,
00:29:18ako na po,
00:29:19maglalaba.
00:29:21Tapos,
00:29:25ako na po yung namamalaan siya.
00:29:29Totoo ba yung mga sinasabi niya, nanay?
00:29:31Opo.
00:29:32Napakaswerte mo sa anak mo,
00:29:33si nanay.
00:29:34Opo, talaga.
00:29:35Pignan mo,
00:29:36ganyan-ganyan ako sa nanay ko eh.
00:29:38O, talaga?
00:29:39Masakit ang katawan ng nanay ko
00:29:40kasi nagsumba,
00:29:41tinapaktapakan ko yung likod.
00:29:44Masahe yun.
00:29:45Oo,
00:29:46tapos,
00:29:46pag nakikakipag yung nanay ko,
00:29:48yung mga damit,
00:29:49nilalabahan ko yung damit.
00:29:50O, yung sweet mo na.
00:29:51O, misal na,
00:29:51kahit suot niya pa,
00:29:52pag madumi,
00:29:52nilalabahan ko.
00:29:53Magtsya kasama dapat.
00:29:54Ang ingit ng nanay ko,
00:29:55di ba tinutulaw ko talaga sa washing machine?
00:29:57O, yun ang dahilan ko,
00:29:58ba't ay birthday ko siya?
00:29:59Kasi gano'n siya.
00:30:01Yanak lang ka birthday ko ako.
00:30:03Pero at is malinis.
00:30:04Oo, kaya ito masipag,
00:30:05mabain,
00:30:06mabagmahal.
00:30:07Iba pala talaga.
00:30:08Tsaka buti sinama mo yung nanay mo,
00:30:09nag-reunion ng Spice Girls team.
00:30:10Opo, sobra po.
00:30:12Ayan po yung kaisa-isang muse ko sa buhay.
00:30:14Wow.
00:30:15Ano na?
00:30:16Siya po yung kaisa-isang muse ko po sa buhay.
00:30:17Wow.
00:30:20Tignan mo, mother.
00:30:22Ikaw ang kaisa-isa niyang muse.
00:30:24Kaya hindi ito nag-girlfriend eh.
00:30:25Dahil hanggang ngayon,
00:30:26ikaw pa rin ang pinakamagandang babae para sa kanya.
00:30:28Wow.
00:30:29Sarap naman.
00:30:30Oo, di ba?
00:30:31Ngayon ko lang po narinig yan sa kanya.
00:30:33Mahal ka niyan.
00:30:34Siyempre, di ba?
00:30:35Salamat sa showtime.
00:30:36Naalaman ko.
00:30:37Oo, naiiyok niya.
00:30:39Pareha pa kayo nakatilaw.
00:30:40Talagang hindi kayo mapagtatanggi.
00:30:42Dito kang alamapit kayo sa kanya.
00:30:43Halika.
00:30:44Oo, lakad-lakad din para healthy.
00:30:46Hindi.
00:30:47O, natin sinangay.
00:30:49Hindi pa, hindi mo pagtatanggi mag-inak kayo, oh.
00:30:52Bakit?
00:30:52Isang manga at isang dried mango.
00:30:55Aray ko.
00:30:57Dried mango na to, eh.
00:30:59Oo.
00:31:00Sa aki, kung sakala namang kaka-girlfriend ka,
00:31:02ba gusto mo kaugali ng inanay?
00:31:04Inanay?
00:31:05Ay, hindi po.
00:31:06Ay, bakit?
00:31:07Bakit?
00:31:07Kasi sabi mo, naging isang ano.
00:31:09Bakit is honest?
00:31:10Oo, bakit?
00:31:12Bakit?
00:31:13Ikaw, gusto mo kaugali ng nanay?
00:31:15Baka pag-uusapan mo, alamay.
00:31:17O, bakit hindi?
00:31:18I love the answer.
00:31:20Ang bilis.
00:31:21Kasi po, kung masasani po kayo sa ugali ng nanay ko,
00:31:26wag na po.
00:31:28Bakit?
00:31:29Bakit?
00:31:31Ikising ka sa umaga.
00:31:32Oo.
00:31:34Ang baon sa'yo, dal-dal.
00:31:37Patanghali?
00:31:38Patanghali.
00:31:39Pag-uwi ko, iiyak ako.
00:31:41Bakit?
00:31:41Kasi po, yung baon ko, 80.
00:31:45Ang paso ko po, hanggang gabi.
00:31:48Alas 18 po.
00:31:48Yun ang tanghali.
00:31:50Umaga.
00:31:51Ang paso, alas 8.
00:31:52Oo, eh.
00:31:52Alas 5.
00:31:54Ang baon ko lang po, 80.
00:31:55Saan po bang gagaling yung baon?
00:31:57Yung ano ko doon?
00:31:58Pamasahe, 30.
00:31:59Yung 50, saan ko magkakain?
00:32:02Eh, ang presyo po ng pagkain ngayon, 75, 80.
00:32:05So, paano ka nakakain?
00:32:06Ang payat mo, ha?
00:32:07Ano po?
00:32:11Ito, pagkakasya mo lang.
00:32:12Thank you, thank you.
00:32:13Actually, pumapayat na po ako ngayon.
00:32:14Ang problema ka pa na 80 yung baon mo?
00:32:17Bakit?
00:32:18Diyos ko.
00:32:18Ito nga si Shrek, ang lungkot-lungkot.
00:32:20Eh, hindi nagre-reklama.
00:32:22Aray ko.
00:32:24Oo.
00:32:25Ang talaga.
00:32:26Cute-cute talaga ni Atake.
00:32:27Hindi si Atake yan!
00:32:29Hindi si Atake yan!
00:32:31Hindi si Atake yan.
00:32:31Si Kwenta, ang hirap na rin yun, ha?
00:32:33Isa pangkain.
00:32:34Totoo!
00:32:34O, o, o.
00:32:35Kainin, mahal na.
00:32:37Kaya nga, ito, pag nagugutom to, sa vulcanizing.
00:32:40Oo, mahirap talaga ang buhay ngayon.
00:32:42Oo, hindi ka pa pinagluluto ni Nanay?
00:32:45Pabawon.
00:32:45Ano po?
00:32:45Magpaon ka na lang.
00:32:46Kanin po, kasi dinadala ko.
00:32:48Ano na?
00:32:48Nagdadala po ako ng kanin.
00:32:50Ayun.
00:32:50May ulam, bibili mo na lang yung ulam na lang.
00:32:52Opo.
00:32:53Halagang renta.
00:32:53Diba't di ka magdala na lang rin ng ulam?
00:32:55Oo.
00:32:55Kasi po, pag nagdadala po ako ng ulam,
00:32:58para napapanis din po pagdating ng...
00:32:59Kasi po, kung mag-lunch po kami,
00:33:02two, ganun, three.
00:33:04Late na.
00:33:04Kaya late na po.
00:33:06Baka kasi tinatakpan mo, mainit pa.
00:33:08Ayun, wag na pa.
00:33:09Namawi.
00:33:09Madali po eh.
00:33:10Oo, oo.
00:33:11Kasi takpan.
00:33:12Ano po?
00:33:12Ano lang?
00:33:13Kaya mo lang matapo.
00:33:14Tapos balikan muna lang.
00:33:15Alam mo na mo, kasi naka dumadaan, diba?
00:33:16Barka.
00:33:17Diba nga?
00:33:18Nasa kayo, ayun, baboy na dun sa kabilang kanton.
00:33:20Dumaan ako dun.
00:33:21Adobo, hindi masyadong nabapanis, diba?
00:33:23Adobo.
00:33:24Adobo po.
00:33:25Nagluto ng adobo ka ba?
00:33:27Kaminsan-minsan.
00:33:28Oo.
00:33:29Adobong kuko.
00:33:30Ayan.
00:33:30Hindi napapanis agad yung adobong kuko.
00:33:32Kasi po, minsan...
00:33:33Patigas ka, alam.
00:33:34Minsan po.
00:33:35Minsan lang po kasi magluto ng adobo si mama,
00:33:36tapos di ko pabaon.
00:33:38Oo.
00:33:38Huwag kang mag-alala.
00:33:39Pag nakaluwag-luwag, pababaunan ka ni mama.
00:33:41Yay.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:43Dadagdagan ko na.
00:33:44At saka, kabarangay niyo ba itong mga to?
00:33:46Oo.
00:33:47Oo.
00:33:48Pati yung mga nasa likod?
00:33:50Oo.
00:33:50Oo.
00:33:51Oo, hindi naman, hindi ka loko.
00:33:52Yung may mga dilaw sa likod?
00:33:54Kabarangay niyo po sila?
00:33:56Ah, hindi.
00:33:57Oo, huwag ko hinukoy humahawak ng dilaw na ano.
00:33:59Hindi.
00:34:00Hindi, yan.
00:34:00Pasama niya.
00:34:02Umapopigla.
00:34:02Yaman-yaman.
00:34:03Yung nakikihiki ng logo din.
00:34:04Yan talaga yun.
00:34:07Barangay nila yan.
00:34:08Hindi.
00:34:09Kasi kala ko kabarangay mo, hihihingi sana kita ng donation para may pambaong ka.
00:34:13Di mo pala kabarangay?
00:34:14Agatagawin mo nalang pabayaran mo yung lobong dilaw sa likod mo.
00:34:18Para may baon ka sa susunod.
00:34:20Okay.
00:34:20Pag nakaluwag-luwag, sinanay.
00:34:22Isan ka ba nag-aaral?
00:34:23Sa Northogaray College po.
00:34:25Sa ano po namin?
00:34:27Sa Northogaray.
00:34:28Nag-aaral mo na mabuti.
00:34:29Oo po.
00:34:30Toto ba?
00:34:32Hindi ko po alam.
00:34:33Lagi po siyang nakakulong sa kwarto eh.
00:34:37Hindi ko po nakikita.
00:34:38Hindi niyo po po nakikita to?
00:34:40Nakikita ko pag lumalabas.
00:34:42Ah, sa kwarto lang.
00:34:43Eh di pumasok kayo para nakita mo.
00:34:46Kasi na?
00:34:47Nakakalit.
00:34:49Wala namang problema doon.
00:34:52Mahalaga na sa loob ng kwarto.
00:34:54Diyos ko, itong batang to,
00:34:56masuno rin to,
00:34:57hindi ito lumalabas ng bahay
00:34:58kaya mahala mahala mga magulang ito.
00:34:59Oo, nung bata ito,
00:35:01kung kwento sa akin ng nanay niya,
00:35:0213 anyos,
00:35:04hindi lumalabas ng bahay.
00:35:05Kahit summer,
00:35:06nasa loob ng kwarto.
00:35:08Wala namang aircon,
00:35:09pero nasa nakakomporter.
00:35:12Tapos pag tinawag,
00:35:13pawis na pawis.
00:35:15Hinayaan na lang ng mga magulang.
00:35:17Ayan, hindi mo,
00:35:17ang tangkad niya ngayon.
00:35:20Oo, at is it dun?
00:35:21Ano bang kurso mo?
00:35:23BSHM po.
00:35:24Ano yung HM?
00:35:26Hospitality Management po.
00:35:27Oo.
00:35:28Hindi po ako sa hospital nag-aaral ha?
00:35:29Sa management.
00:35:30Sa management po lang.
00:35:32Oo, so ibalang araw, di ba?
00:35:35Oo po.
00:35:36Magkahusayan mo
00:35:37at pagpalain ka ng Diyos
00:35:39para yung mga paghihirap mo ngayon
00:35:40mababawi
00:35:41at magiging komportable
00:35:43ang buhay mo.
00:35:44Thank you po.
00:35:44Okay?
00:35:45Para mas masaya si Mami.
00:35:47Salamat, Mami.
00:35:47Oo.
00:35:48Eh, paano makakaipon?
00:35:50Bumili ka pa ng ganyang costume, Mami.
00:35:53Donate po nila yung tisuba.
00:35:55Okay.
00:35:56So ito,
00:35:56maitatanong kami sa'yo ha.
00:35:58Papasukin na natin si Sean!
00:36:00Hey!
00:36:02Hey!
00:36:03Hi!
00:36:12Hi!
00:36:13Hi, Aki!
00:36:15Hi.
00:36:16At siya naman sa akin?
00:36:19Uy!
00:36:20Pingin ka naman sa akin.
00:36:22Yeah!
00:36:23Aki, may pick-up line ako sa'yo.
00:36:26Ano yun?
00:36:27Siguro,
00:36:27ang cute-cute mo ng baby ka.
00:36:32Uy!
00:36:32Ah, bakit?
00:36:34Pero,
00:36:35mas cute ka
00:36:35pag baby na kita.
00:36:37Aray!
00:36:37Woo!
00:36:41Aking kadalang!
00:36:44Yan, pili ka na isa.
00:36:44Puro ka paasa.
00:36:46Bakit?
00:36:46Pag yan naniwala.
00:36:48Pwede din.
00:36:49Panindigan mo.
00:36:50Tapos iiwan-iwan mo.
00:36:52Kaya mong panindigan?
00:36:53Kaya mong panindigan yung sinabi mo siyan.
00:36:55Kaya ko naman!
00:36:56Mamatay.
00:36:57Yes!
00:36:57Iiwanan mo yung boyfriend mo.
00:36:59May panindigan ako.
00:37:01Sorry.
00:37:04Okay, okay.
00:37:05Ito na ang katanungan na.
00:37:07Thank you, Sean.
00:37:08Aki!
00:37:09Yes, po.
00:37:11Kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:37:15ilang kilo ka?
00:37:17Charot.
00:37:18Charot lang.
00:37:19Kilo.
00:37:21Kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:37:23kaya pala malansak ka.
00:37:26Ikaw.
00:37:28Hindi.
00:37:29Kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:37:31o lamang dagat,
00:37:32iyon.
00:37:35Ba't wala kang kaliskis?
00:37:37Ikaw nga magbasa.
00:37:39Ikaw magbasa.
00:37:41Masaya mo, masaya mo.
00:37:42Ayaw.
00:37:42Ikaw na.
00:37:44Ikaw na.
00:37:44Ikaw na.
00:37:46Ikaw na.
00:37:46Ikaw yung question talaga.
00:37:47Hindi ba, hindi ba?
00:37:48Hindi ba?
00:37:48Hindi ba yung mga kalakang masaya?
00:37:49Ikaw naman.
00:37:50Ikaw.
00:37:51Di ba tayo po siya?
00:37:52Di ba tayo po siya?
00:37:53Oo.
00:37:53Oo.
00:37:53Oo.
00:37:54Yan.
00:37:55Bakit?
00:37:58Kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:38:01o lamang dagat?
00:38:04Bakit ka umahon?
00:38:08Yan.
00:38:08Yan.
00:38:08Yan.
00:38:09Yan.
00:38:09Yan.
00:38:10Ano?
00:38:10Entry ka na.
00:38:11Better, better, better.
00:38:13Hindi ka.
00:38:14Hindi ka na magbasa.
00:38:15Hindi, yung wala ka pang ginagawa,
00:38:20kumain ka na doon sa mga.
00:38:22Ay.
00:38:23Wala kumain.
00:38:24Para kung matandang may-ari ng kumpanya,
00:38:26kapasok sa dressing,
00:38:28wow, wala pa kayong ginagawa,
00:38:30kumakain na kayo.
00:38:31Basta agad ang catering.
00:38:33Ito ang tanong ko para sa'yo, Aki.
00:38:36Kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:38:39o lamang dagat,
00:38:41bakit andito ka?
00:38:45Hindi.
00:38:54Masa'kin ba?
00:38:57Ay, paano ba to?
00:39:00Kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:39:03o lamang dagat,
00:39:08bakit ka naglakad?
00:39:10Wale!
00:39:11Wale!
00:39:11Sino, sino, sino, sino?
00:39:20Sino, sino next, sino next?
00:39:23Basahin mo ba?
00:39:24Aki,
00:39:25Aki,
00:39:30kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:39:33o lamang dagat,
00:39:35madulas ka ba?
00:39:37Aki,
00:39:37Aki,
00:39:38kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:39:49o lamang dagat,
00:39:51paano ka magkakasya sa lata?
00:39:53Aki,
00:39:53Aki,
00:39:54Aki,
00:39:54Aki,
00:39:54kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:40:00o lamang dagat,
00:40:01malamang balyena.
00:40:06Aki,
00:40:06ito na.
00:40:07Kung ikaw ay isang seafood,
00:40:08o lamang dagat,
00:40:10ano ka,
00:40:10at bakit?
00:40:12Kung ako ay isang lamang dagat,
00:40:15pipiliin kong maging isang balyena.
00:40:19Ah,
00:40:20bakit?
00:40:21Kasi po,
00:40:22malaki,
00:40:24yung katawan,
00:40:25tapos,
00:40:26mahilig din sa tubig.
00:40:29Ah,
00:40:31kung ikaw ay isang,
00:40:33kung ikaw ay seafood,
00:40:34o lamang dagat,
00:40:35balyena ka.
00:40:36Kapa?
00:40:36Congratulations.
00:40:37Bakit?
00:40:38Oras na para makilala mo
00:40:39ang tunay mong ina.
00:40:40Ha?
00:40:42Si Karla Estrada yan!
00:40:45Si Karla Estrada yan!
00:40:48Si Karla yan!
00:40:52Ayoko yan eh!
00:40:55Patagal ka na niyang hinahanap.
00:40:58Hello anak!
00:40:59Hi mami!
00:41:00Kiss mo na si mami!
00:41:01Kiss mo na si mami!
00:41:02Kiss mo na si mami!
00:41:03Ah!
00:41:05Bate kamay!
00:41:06Anak mo yan!
00:41:08I love you!
00:41:12Ayun, maraming, maraming salamat.
00:41:13Kung siya daw ay lamang dagat
00:41:14o seafood siya,
00:41:16balyena daw siya.
00:41:17Thank you, Aki Abundo!
00:41:19Yes, maraming salamat.
00:41:20At yun naman ang ating
00:41:21next Escort of Appeals,
00:41:23Miong Gulia
00:41:24ng Barangay San Antonio,
00:41:25San Pedro City, Laguna.
00:41:27Miong!
00:41:31Miong!
00:41:32Hello po!
00:41:33Miong sa'yo!
00:41:35Miong Do!
00:41:38Miong!
00:41:38Amo yung lupa?
00:41:39Amo yung dagat?
00:41:42Miong!
00:41:43Kamusta ang vulkan?
00:41:44Miong vulkan?
00:41:45Ano ang Miong pangalan?
00:41:48Mahilig ka ba sa Miong Go?
00:41:51Ah, basahin mo yung tanong.
00:41:52Ayun yung tibigil, basahin mo yung tanong.
00:41:56Bakit tinawag kang lipbite?
00:41:57Oo nga.
00:41:58Lipbite King.
00:41:59Sa platform ko po,
00:42:01lagi po ako naglilipbite po.
00:42:02Patingin nga yun,
00:42:03paano yun?
00:42:03Ano, paano yun?
00:42:05Ay!
00:42:05Ang mabing!
00:42:07Kapit!
00:42:07Sa pa, isa pa, isa pa!
00:42:09Kiniigilig o!
00:42:10Kiniigilig sa'yo!
00:42:11Kiniigilig!
00:42:12Kiniigilig!
00:42:13Kiniigilig!
00:42:13Kiniigilig!
00:42:13Kiniigilig!
00:42:15Tagalan mo naman yung kagal!
00:42:16Tagalan mo yung paggal!
00:42:17One, two,
00:42:17yung dahan-dahan,
00:42:19tas matagal!
00:42:19Titigilig mo si Bianca!
00:42:20Okay, yan!
00:42:21One, two, three!
00:42:23Yeah!
00:42:26Sabi ni Bianca,
00:42:28gusto ko yung stories to sa IG!
00:42:31Chuchuwain mo pa si Lolong,
00:42:32eto buhaya talaga!
00:42:34Buhaya mo pa!
00:42:34Hindi ko nga in-expect,
00:42:36parang mas gusto ko na yung buhaya.
00:42:37Di ba?
00:42:38Parang mas nakaka-raar sa IG!
00:42:41Sabi mo na sa kanya,
00:42:42rawr!
00:42:44Rawr!
00:42:44Ay!
00:42:45Ang tapang!
00:42:46Ang tapang!
00:42:47Ay!
00:42:47Naku!
00:42:48Ang tapang, eh!
00:42:49Yung rawr na may lipbite,
00:42:51yung rawr,
00:42:51tas lipbite.
00:42:52Lipbite muna.
00:42:53Bianca, para sa'yo to.
00:42:55Bianca, para sa'yo to, ah!
00:43:02Parang ano, meme,
00:43:03life-threatening.
00:43:04Life-threatening?
00:43:06Oo!
00:43:06Pag ikaw talaga nagmahal lang dito,
00:43:08life-threatening.
00:43:08Kasi di ko pipigil ang pag-ibig, eh.
00:43:10Yes!
00:43:10Di ba?
00:43:11Ika-papahamak mo to
00:43:12pag sobra kang na-inlove dito.
00:43:13Yes!
00:43:14Oo!
00:43:15May pag-asa ba sa'yo si Bianca?
00:43:17Wala po.
00:43:18Ay, bakit naman?
00:43:19B!
00:43:19Wait lang,
00:43:20bakit naman wala?
00:43:21Kahit ako manligaw sa'yo?
00:43:23Oo.
00:43:23If manligaw ka man,
00:43:24may pila po, eh.
00:43:25So, kukuha ka pa ng number sa likuran.
00:43:27Ay!
00:43:27Pang ilan na ba yung number?
00:43:29Krabi!
00:43:30Ah!
00:43:31Ano to?
00:43:31Pila ng LTO?
00:43:33Kukuha ka ng number?
00:43:35Lee, ganun po talaga yung ano?
00:43:36Ganun yung mga nagkakagusto sa'kin,
00:43:38nakakuha pa ng number,
00:43:38tapos pipila pa sila.
00:43:39Pang ilan ako?
00:43:41Si Bianca siguro ano,
00:43:42pang 386.
00:43:44386?
00:43:45386!
00:43:45386!
00:43:46386!
00:43:47Sige, pero pwede po kitang iba,
00:43:49ako na lang,
00:43:50isisingit na lang ito sa pangalawa.
00:43:51Ah!
00:43:52Salamat ha, gagalingan ko.
00:43:54May special treatment si Bianca sa'yo.
00:43:56VIP?
00:43:57Pero ito, totoong tanong ha.
00:43:59Marami kang naging girlfriends
00:44:01o mang ilan-ngilan lang.
00:44:02Ano lang?
00:44:02Dalawa pa lang po.
00:44:03Dalawa?
00:44:04Opo.
00:44:04Seryosong relasyon yan?
00:44:05Seryosong?
00:44:06Matagalan?
00:44:07Hindi naman.
00:44:07Hindi, months lang.
00:44:08Months lang.
00:44:08Ay, ba't mabilis lang?
00:44:09Ba't mabilis?
00:44:11Nagsasawa ako agad.
00:44:12Ay!
00:44:12Ah!
00:44:12Wow!
00:44:15Honest siya, no?
00:44:16Ang bilis na sasawa ako.
00:44:17Diba?
00:44:18Kahit hindi ko natawa sa kaloko.
00:44:19Hindi ko yung mukha niyo.
00:44:23Ulitin mo, ha?
00:44:24Katawa.
00:44:24O, tanong ulit ni Kimcho,
00:44:26bakit ang bilis?
00:44:27Sasagot mo ulit yun, ha?
00:44:29Bakit ang bilis?
00:44:30Ano?
00:44:30Nagsasawa kasi ako agad.
00:44:35Pati mo kaya.
00:44:36Pati mo kaya seryoso.
00:44:38Hindi, seryoso?
00:44:39O.
00:44:40Nagigigil ako sa'yo.
00:44:41Wow!
00:44:41Wow!
00:44:41Oh, piti!
00:44:43Gagway kong turtle lick yung santo.
00:44:46Nakakatuwa ka, no?
00:44:47Ang lapad nung baba mo, tsaka liig mo,
00:44:50ang taas nung bibig.
00:44:51Parang pwede pang,
00:44:52pwede pang druwi ka ng isa pang bibig dito.
00:44:55Pero,
00:44:56namimiss mo na na magkaroon ng girlfriend?
00:44:59For now, hindi pa.
00:45:00I'm focused to my career and business.
00:45:03Wow!
00:45:04Wow!
00:45:04Yes!
00:45:05Anong business mo?
00:45:06Business!
00:45:07Pwede sabihin.
00:45:08Yung business ko po,
00:45:09yung empanada po,
00:45:11na sa Kaloocan.
00:45:12Wow!
00:45:13Doon siya naka-base.
00:45:14Anong special sa empanada?
00:45:15Anong laman?
00:45:15Yung mga hawayan, mga...
00:45:18Waya?
00:45:18Hawayan.
00:45:19Hawayan?
00:45:20Hawayan.
00:45:20Empanada?
00:45:21Hawayan!
00:45:22Anong dami pinaglilang buwaya,
00:45:25kawayan,
00:45:25bago umabot ng hawayan.
00:45:27Hawayan ng pineapple?
00:45:28Pizza empanada po siya,
00:45:30which is yung flavor ng pizza.
00:45:31Hawayan.
00:45:32Hawayan.
00:45:33Hawayan.
00:45:33Malini.
00:45:34Ganun ka nga, ganun ka.
00:45:36Ayan, ganyan, ganyan,
00:45:37itura ng empanada.
00:45:39Yung may tiklop yung dulot.
00:45:42Nakapaki.
00:45:43Uy, parang masarap yung.
00:45:43Kano'y empanada niyo?
00:45:4449 pesos, isa po.
00:45:46Pag gusto niyong bumili,
00:45:47punta kayo 999 Mall,
00:45:48Caloacan.
00:45:49Wow!
00:45:50Nakapag-promote.
00:45:51Tamang-tama.
00:45:52Paano mo binibenta yun?
00:45:53Alibawa,
00:45:54yan, ito yung TV,
00:45:55bibenta mo,
00:45:55ikaw yung endorser.
00:45:56Paano mo binibenta?
00:45:57Panada.
00:45:57Ako hindi.
00:45:58Nakadisplay lang yung face ko doon.
00:45:59So, attracted na siya.
00:46:00Yung face?
00:46:01Ah, yung face mo?
00:46:02Oo, nalabit na sila.
00:46:03Anong kagat mo ba yun?
00:46:04Pag nakita nila ako,
00:46:05bibili na talaga sila.
00:46:06Oh, kunyari hawak mo yung empanada.
00:46:10As pe-pictorialan ka namin.
00:46:12Oo, kunyari.
00:46:12Oh, yan, yan, yan.
00:46:13Empanada, kunyari.
00:46:14Empanada.
00:46:15Masyado malaki.
00:46:16Malaki ng empanada.
00:46:17Hawak mo lang ito.
00:46:18Yan, yan, yan.
00:46:19Oh, yan, sige.
00:46:20Ang haba naman.
00:46:21Okay, kunyari.
00:46:22Pictorial to ha.
00:46:23Para sa empanada ad mo.
00:46:25Oo.
00:46:25One, two, three.
00:46:27Next pose.
00:46:29Next pose.
00:46:30Parang ang dumi ng empanada.
00:46:35Parang sa loob.
00:46:36Especial ang empanada mo.
00:46:38Yes.
00:46:38Maganda yan, tama yan.
00:46:39Magnegosyo ka.
00:46:40Yan ang magbibit-bit sa'yo
00:46:41sa mas magandang kinabukasan, ano?
00:46:43Oo po.
00:46:43Nakailang branches ka na ba?
00:46:45Ano pa lang po yung mga lawa
00:46:47sa umagahanap pa kami.
00:46:48Sana mayroon ng ano.
00:46:50Oo.
00:46:51Dalawa na.
00:46:51Diba?
00:46:52Anong maipagmamalaki mo sa mundo?
00:46:55Itura.
00:46:55Wala nang ibang sagot.
00:46:57Hindi, hindi, hindi na
00:46:59nananaisin niya.
00:47:02Ano ang lamang mo
00:47:03pagdating sa itsura
00:47:04dito kay Aki?
00:47:06Kay Aki?
00:47:07Oo.
00:47:07Pwede yung manakit?
00:47:08Pag ano?
00:47:09Manakit, wa?
00:47:10Grabe ka naman.
00:47:12Ano, ano,
00:47:12sa dami ng problema sa mundo,
00:47:14lalo na dito sa Pilipinas,
00:47:16ano sa tingin mo
00:47:16maitutulong
00:47:18ng kagwapuhan mo?
00:47:19Kainin mo yung dolo, man.
00:47:23Oo, ay, bakit.
00:47:24Kailan mo po vacuum mo.
00:47:25Kailan mo siyang bangit.
00:47:26Hindi, ano,
00:47:26yung itsura ko
00:47:28pambalansi
00:47:28ng problema sa mundo.
00:47:30Ang dami na natin problema.
00:47:31Ang gawin nyo,
00:47:32tumingin lang kayo sa akin,
00:47:33ayan, yung mga problema nyo,
00:47:34mawawala na.
00:47:35So, eto na siya.
00:47:36Oo.
00:47:38Diba?
00:47:39Kasi may mga tao,
00:47:40diba, pag may pinagdadaan
00:47:41ka, laki ng problema mo.
00:47:43May mga muka
00:47:43na pag nakita mo,
00:47:44ay,
00:47:45mas malaki yung problema nyo.
00:47:47Ito, wala lang pasakot
00:47:48yung problema ko.
00:47:49Kasi mas malaki yung problema.
00:47:50Oo, diba?
00:47:51Kapag si Ann Curtis,
00:47:52diba, minsan
00:47:52nalulungkot yun,
00:47:54napapaaway sa Twitter.
00:47:55Pero pag nakita nyo yung mukha ko,
00:47:57sabihin niya,
00:47:57ah, mas malaki pala problema ko, sis.
00:47:59Kumakalma na siya.
00:48:00Yung ganun.
00:48:01Ikaw, yung mukha mo,
00:48:02nagbibigay ng inspirasyon.
00:48:04Dahil sa dami nang nangyayani,
00:48:05nakikita mo pang ngumiti
00:48:06at magpangiti.
00:48:07Oo.
00:48:08Lilipbite pa yan?
00:48:09Lipbite?
00:48:10Oo.
00:48:10Pag kumaganyan ka,
00:48:14nakakain mo yung mga whiteheads mo.
00:48:16On whiteheads!
00:48:17Bakit?
00:48:19Siyempre,
00:48:20pag may giggle kasi,
00:48:22parang nasi-scrape,
00:48:23parang...
00:48:24Siyempre,
00:48:24lalo na dito,
00:48:26ito, pinuputak din
00:48:26ng whiteheads minsan.
00:48:27Oo, sumamay.
00:48:28Pag ganun.
00:48:29O, ano naman yung ano ko?
00:48:31Ang one of my assets
00:48:32sa face ko is ngipin.
00:48:33Ngipin?
00:48:34Ang ngipin ba yan?
00:48:36Bakit?
00:48:36Kala ko bearing ng bisikleta.
00:48:38Boom!
00:48:38Boom!
00:48:38Boom!
00:48:39Boom!
00:48:40Boom!
00:48:41Sprake, sprake.
00:48:42Alam ko yung sa bisikleta,
00:48:43yung nilalagyan ng kadena
00:48:44sa ilalim.
00:48:45Di ba may ganun yun?
00:48:46May mga ngipin-ngipin.
00:48:47Alam mo,
00:48:47hindi ma-appreciate yung mga hurado.
00:48:51Gusto mo labitan?
00:48:52Kasi natatak pa siya
00:48:53ng camera man eh,
00:48:54400 para maganda yung shot.
00:48:56Eh, tayo mag-adda.
00:48:57Gusto ba ni Bianca face to face?
00:48:59Dahan-dahan lang.
00:48:59Sige.
00:49:02Diyos de salve
00:49:03Maria.
00:49:06Diyos de salve
00:49:07Maria.
00:49:08Habang tumatakal.
00:49:08Ayan, ayan yung malapitan.
00:49:10Ayan na.
00:49:12Ay, ay!
00:49:12Masyadong mabilis.
00:49:14Magtagal ka naman.
00:49:15Makakalig.
00:49:16Oo.
00:49:17Tiktika.
00:49:18Uso ka lang.
00:49:18Uso ka lang dito.
00:49:20Paupo.
00:49:21Yung buka mo,
00:49:21ay ano mo lang.
00:49:22Ayan.
00:49:23Live by.
00:49:23Yung para bang daydreaming.
00:49:25Ay, lovey naman si Alexa.
00:49:27Ang ganda naman siya.
00:49:29Ay, lovey.
00:49:32Ulo yan sa usog.
00:49:35Ay!
00:49:36Ay, lovey tayo.
00:49:37Ay, nalusaw yung blush on.
00:49:41Okay na po, okay na po.
00:49:42Okay na po, okay na po.
00:49:43Okay na po, okay na po.
00:49:43Okay na po.
00:49:45Dito naman tayo.
00:49:45Kay tetay mo,
00:49:46hindi ba kasabihin natin,
00:49:46tinideprime natin si tetay na mga kakataon?
00:49:49Tetay.
00:49:50Wag ka umarti, tetay.
00:49:53Wag ka umarti,
00:49:54paborito mo ang pudding.
00:49:54Alam mo,
00:49:58hindi ako nakapag-church today,
00:49:59eto na yung sacrifice ko.
00:50:02Alam mo,
00:50:03kanyari ano,
00:50:04nasa pelikula tayong Maruha.
00:50:07Yung,
00:50:07ang tagal niyang nawala,
00:50:09tapos hindi mo maituloy ang buhay mo
00:50:11dahil di mo siya makita,
00:50:12tapos nagkita kayo ulit.
00:50:13Tapos sasabihin mo,
00:50:14Maruha, narito na.
00:50:17Nakatalikod siya.
00:50:20Hahawakan mo ang kanyang balikat.
00:50:22Andito na ako.
00:50:23Unti-unti mong iaharap ang kanyang mukha
00:50:25sa iyong mukha.
00:50:29Kung hindi kanya makikilala,
00:50:34ang tanging paraan
00:50:35para kayong dalawa ay magkakilala
00:50:37ay ang hindi niya makakalimutang
00:50:39halik ng iyong love.
00:50:41Oh my God!
00:50:47Magsasalita ko na siya.
00:50:49Sandali,
00:50:50ganun yung muna yung balikat ko.
00:50:51Siyempre,
00:50:51kaya harap mo ko,
00:50:52hindi naman kiss,
00:50:52hindi naman kiss agad siya,
00:50:53masasabihin ako, no?
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:56Maruha,
00:50:57andito na ako.
00:50:58Sino ka ba?
00:51:00Ako to,
00:51:01mahan.
00:51:02Naku?
00:51:03Ikaw talaga,
00:51:04puro ka talaga kalukohan.
00:51:05Kung di mo ako maalala,
00:51:06ipapaalala ko sa'yo,
00:51:07nakaraan.
00:51:08Paano,
00:51:08paano'ng gagawin?
00:51:09Anong gagawin mo?
00:51:10Ito yung nakaraan.
00:51:11Nakaraan natin.
00:51:12Hahawakan?
00:51:13Gusto mo pagbuhatan kita ng kamay?
00:51:19Alam mo,
00:51:19mas malaki ako sa'yo.
00:51:23Okay lang.
00:51:23Pero okay lang,
00:51:24para manumbalik ang alaala ko.
00:51:26Kung ano man ang kailangan mo gawin,
00:51:28susundin ko,
00:51:29bayad ako dito.
00:51:30Sige po.
00:51:38Alaki!
00:51:39Atakad!
00:51:39Atakad!
00:51:40Atakad!
00:51:40Chong!
00:51:42Atras tayo!
00:51:43Atras tayo, friend!
00:51:45Bagay pa ni si Joey Marquez
00:51:46at si Dinky, do?
00:51:53Alika na, alika na, alika na, alika na.
00:51:55Bianca, eto na yung talo ko sa'yo.
00:51:56Dito ka naman.
00:51:57Upo ka dito.
00:51:58Upo ka.
00:51:58Upo ka.
00:51:58Upo ka.
00:51:58Ayun na.
00:51:59Kay Bianca naman,
00:52:01kailangan mapaitik mong sangre.
00:52:02Ay, Bianca.
00:52:05Abisala.
00:52:09Huwag kang,
00:52:10nasa-stress ka sa'kin?
00:52:11Hindi.
00:52:12Natutuba ako sa,
00:52:13pakikita natin ngayon.
00:52:16Bakit nakakatuwa?
00:52:18Lip bite, lip bite.
00:52:20Ayan.
00:52:20Kakatlabi.
00:52:21Ayan.
00:52:22Dito may paper.
00:52:23Dito may paper.
00:52:24Baka pumustang ang pimples.
00:52:26Ayan, ayan.
00:52:27Kakatlabi.
00:52:27One, two, three.
00:52:28Ay, nakalapit niya na.
00:52:33Ang taro yung bagiyaka.
00:52:35Hindi mo lang pumipikit ang mata mo, ha?
00:52:37In fairness, ha?
00:52:38Kasi, meme may amoy, eh.
00:52:40Anong amoy?
00:52:42Medyo, isa pa nga.
00:52:45Yung may nanggalingan ni Dakila sa lolong.
00:52:48Ganito pala ang sinasagupan ni Roro araw-araw.
00:52:51Yung panada yung.
00:52:52Ah.
00:52:54Gulong, gulong, gulong.
00:52:58Yay!
00:53:03Guna lang ka lang.
00:53:04Dupa.
00:53:05Rabi, laki na lang kalak mo, bretta.
00:53:07Guna lang ka, guna lang.
00:53:08Hoy, sabun na.
00:53:10Hoy, dito tayo.
00:53:12Tayo punta.
00:53:13Hoy, may pa contest tayo.
00:53:15Di ba tayo tapos?
00:53:17Tayo punta.
00:53:18Ay, balik kayo dito.
00:53:19Ang nga gawin niyo.
00:53:22Saan mo, Dadalyn?
00:53:23May papakilala pala ako sa'yo.
00:53:25Siti yan.
00:53:26Danika.
00:53:28Hi.
00:53:29Hoy.
00:53:31Danika.
00:53:32Hello, Dan.
00:53:33Yuuu.
00:53:34Ang kira niya.
00:53:36Siya nga pala sa kiyong.
00:53:38Oo.
00:53:39Mag-hi ka lang.
00:53:39Hi, Mion.
00:53:40Hello, po.
00:53:42Kinikilig si Danika.
00:53:49Mamaya ka na, pupuntala ako sa studio.
00:53:53Mag-ai, gumigag.
00:53:53Hoy, kasan.
00:53:54Sama mo siya.
00:53:55Sama mo yan.
00:53:56Patapon mo muna.
00:54:00Huwag mo utusan.
00:54:02Kasama ko.
00:54:04Ako nga nagpapakalik sa loob.
00:54:05Papalabasin mo.
00:54:06Gustong gusto ang ilang lahat.
00:54:07Luwasagot, suwasagot.
00:54:08Lahat ng babae.
00:54:10Oo.
00:54:11Gusto nang umuwi at papalang sa mga magulang
00:54:13para magpakasal sa'yo.
00:54:15Ito na itanong natin.
00:54:16Jackie, pasok!
00:54:17Chris, from England.
00:54:24Ang taray ng diaper ni Jack.
00:54:26Saan niyo?
00:54:27Eh, diaper?
00:54:28Oo.
00:54:29Ganda pa yung anak ko?
00:54:31Opo.
00:54:31Ganda, di ba?
00:54:32Hi, Mion.
00:54:33Hello.
00:54:35Ang ganda ng ngiti mo.
00:54:37Totoo ba?
00:54:37Mm-mm.
00:54:38Ikaw ang dahilan ng ngiti ko.
00:54:40Ah?
00:54:40Ah!
00:54:42Tapi ding!
00:54:44Mion, sobrang gwapo mo.
00:54:45Hindi na bago sa'kin yung salita na yan.
00:54:48So, hindi uubra.
00:54:50Pero may gusto lang akong sabihin niyo.
00:54:52Ano?
00:54:53Sana pagbibili ka ng damit, piliin mo yung tulad ko.
00:54:57Bakit?
00:54:58Simple lang, pero bagay sa'yo.
00:55:00Ay!
00:55:03Yung Jackie, Miyuki.
00:55:07Miyuki.
00:55:07Miyuki.
00:55:09Mahal mo siya?
00:55:10Kaya kong mahalin to.
00:55:12Tirisin mo nga ito?
00:55:14Tirisin.
00:55:15Huwag pa ka luwake.
00:55:16Hinug na eh.
00:55:17Maraming salamat, Jackie.
00:55:19Kuha ka na.
00:55:20Good luck, Pyong.
00:55:22Yee!
00:55:26Ang tanong, kapag nawawala ang mga gwapo,
00:55:32ba't pinatay mo?
00:55:33Kapag nawawala ang mga gwapo,
00:55:39saan sila nagtatago?
00:55:41Sa bahay lang.
00:55:42Sa bahay lang?
00:55:43Hmm.
00:55:44Yun lang.
00:55:45Bakit?
00:55:45Ba't sa palagay mo sa bahay lang?
00:55:47Kasi ano kami, ah...
00:55:48Kami talaga, I like it, yes.
00:55:51Yes, yes.
00:55:51Ano kayo?
00:55:52Hindi kasi low-key lang kami,
00:55:53hindi kami masyado yung palalabas.
00:55:55Like, yung mga lumalabas,
00:55:56yung mga pangit eh,
00:55:57kasi kailangan na nilang...
00:55:58Alam mo naman,
00:55:59eh kami bahay-bahay lang,
00:56:00tago-tago lang.
00:56:02Kasi ang daming ano...
00:56:02Ang daming nahahabol pag lumabas kami,
00:56:05like, nakaka-rindi na,
00:56:06nakaka-inus na ang...
00:56:07So you have to protect yourself,
00:56:10and the best place to protect yourself
00:56:12is at home.
00:56:14Kira pala maging gwapo.
00:56:15Paano ka makikita ng mga mga nag-babae?
00:56:20Hindi, antay nilang lumabas ako.
00:56:21Hindi ako gusto ba sa...
00:56:23Dapat pag-ready siya.
00:56:24Kaya pala sa bahay nila yung Pila.
00:56:26Yes.
00:56:27Kasi Tagaloguna siya eh.
00:56:29Pila Laguna.
00:56:30Maraming salamat,
00:56:31miyong gulia
00:56:32ng Baragay San Antonio San Pedro Laguna.
00:56:34Emosyon ang ibibigay upang sa pabogian ay magtagumpay.
00:56:38Ito na ang unang Escort of Appeals.
00:56:40Akiya Bundo ng Barangay Pulumbuhangin.
00:56:43Santa Maria Bulacan.
00:56:45Yes.
00:56:46Akiya Bundo ng Barangay Pulumbuhangin.
00:56:46Akiya Bundo ng Barangay Pulumbuhangin.
00:56:48Akiya Bundo ng Barangay Pulumbuhangin.
00:56:50Yes.
00:56:51That's right.
00:56:52That's right.
00:56:53Ito na.
00:56:53Feel na feel na kantangan ang next inyong mapapakinggan.
00:56:58Mata people.
00:56:59Ready na ba kayo?
00:57:03Ito na.
00:57:04Napakaguwapo.
00:57:07Napakaguwapo.
00:57:07Ito na si meong gulia
00:57:10ng Barangay San Antonio San Pedro Laguna.
00:57:14Let's go.
00:57:18Wow.
00:57:19Anong mga sinabi mo?
00:57:22Anong mga lyrics?
00:57:24Anong sabi niya ki-Chu?
00:57:25Wala.
00:57:25Sabi niya ki-Chu.
00:57:26English pala yun.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:28Ito, bagay din sa'yo.
00:57:29Tinaglololokon niyo kami.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:31Pero naaliw naman ang ating mga hurado.
00:57:33Sila ang mahalaga at sila na ang magsasalita ngayon.
00:57:35Ito na si hurado Alexa.
00:57:37Ito na siya ay lakas.
00:57:39Kuya Aki,
00:57:41pwede bang akin ka na lang?
00:57:44Hindi, pero seryoso kuya.
00:57:47Hanga ako sa'yo
00:57:48kasi nakikita ko na mabuti ka talagang anak.
00:57:50At alam mo,
00:57:51isa yan sa mga katangian
00:57:52na talagang ginugusto ng mga babae.
00:57:54Ang isang lalaking respectful.
00:57:57At ikaw yung papogi na hindi mayabang.
00:58:00Kaya keep it up
00:58:01kasi baka may magalit sa'yo eh.
00:58:03Yun lang kuya.
00:58:04Congrats.
00:58:05Wow.
00:58:06Ang ganda ng comment kay Aki.
00:58:08Marang salamat, Alexa.
00:58:09Ano kayo mang sabi ni hurado Bianca o Mali?
00:58:13Myong,
00:58:14alam mo,
00:58:15hindi ko alam paano to eh.
00:58:16Kasi mahal na yata kita.
00:58:18Oy!
00:58:20Grabe!
00:58:21Sorry, pero...
00:58:21Noong gusto mo maging Princess Fiona, ha?
00:58:25Isa lang gusto ko sabihin sa'yo.
00:58:27Pag naging akin ka,
00:58:29handa akong
00:58:30hindi ipagpalit ang ngipin at lipbite mo
00:58:33sa kahit na ano sa mundong ito.
00:58:35Kaya sana paunahin mo ko sa pila kasi
00:58:38sa'yo ako.
00:58:39Kagat naman, Jack.
00:58:42Kagat naman, kagat.
00:58:43Kagat naman.
00:58:44Limba, limba.
00:58:46Grabe yung shot na.
00:58:48Grabe yung tasa.
00:58:49Oo.
00:58:50Tsaka parang magaling siyang magbukas ng bir, no?
00:58:55Ayan.
00:58:56Naaliw ako.
00:58:57Nag-enjoy ako, no?
00:58:58Sasabihin pa ba si Bianca?
00:58:59Okay na po.
00:59:00Okay na.
00:59:01Minahal niya na agad.
00:59:02Minahal pa lang na si Miong.
00:59:04Sa'yo ako miyong sabi niya.
00:59:05Ito na tanungin natin,
00:59:06kung kanino ba siya?
00:59:07Horado Tsetay.
00:59:09Hello.
00:59:11Um, actually,
00:59:13ang hirap nitong kinilalagyan ko ngayon, no?
00:59:15Because like,
00:59:17dalawa sila na...
00:59:20Ekonomiya.
00:59:21Ekonomiya.
00:59:22Why?
00:59:24Alam mo, Aki,
00:59:26nung lumabas ka kanina,
00:59:28ang dami kong naalala.
00:59:31Sabi ko,
00:59:31ang laki-laki mo na ngayon.
00:59:37No?
00:59:38Aki,
00:59:39seriously,
00:59:40kabukha mo,
00:59:41yung isa sa mga naging kasintahan ko.
00:59:45I'm not kidding.
00:59:46If I can only show the picture right now,
00:59:49papakita ko.
00:59:50Kaya tignan mo,
00:59:51hindi na kami magkasama ngayon.
00:59:53Kasi,
00:59:54yun ang naging problema namin nun eh.
00:59:56Andami yung humahabol sa kanya.
00:59:58Pero ganun pa man, Aki.
00:59:59Alam mo yung mga kwento mo kanina,
01:00:01nakaka-inspire dun sa...
01:00:03Yung mga batang,
01:00:04sinasabi nila,
01:00:05maliit ang baon.
01:00:05Pero ikaw yung 50 pesos mo,
01:00:08biruin mo,
01:00:08napalaki mo yung sarili mo ng ganyan.
01:00:1050 pesos lang ah.
01:00:12So,
01:00:13pati yung pag-alaga mo sa mami mo,
01:00:16sa mama mo,
01:00:17nakaka-admire yun sobra.
01:00:19Aki,
01:00:20I wish you all the best
01:00:21and
01:00:22sana makapagsangyub tayo
01:00:24one of these days.
01:00:25Yee!
01:00:26Parang,
01:00:31now,
01:00:31going back to my future husband.
01:00:36Sorry,
01:00:37pero dalawa silang okay.
01:00:39Kaya lang,
01:00:40may extra omfactor to si Miong.
01:00:43Miong,
01:00:44kanina talagang,
01:00:46nare-realize ko na,
01:00:47you're such a breath of fresh air.
01:00:49Alam mo yun?
01:00:49Yung...
01:00:50Breath?
01:00:51Breath?
01:00:52Totoo yung...
01:00:53Kasi sa dami mo...
01:00:54Literally or figuratively.
01:00:57However you like it.
01:00:58Basta,
01:00:59alam mo yung,
01:01:00iba yung ano mo eh,
01:01:01your confidence,
01:01:03really,
01:01:04perfect,
01:01:04spot on.
01:01:05Pati yung lip bite mo,
01:01:08grabe.
01:01:09May dala akong lata dito,
01:01:11gusto mong buksan.
01:01:13Hindi,
01:01:13yung,
01:01:14iba eh,
01:01:15yung nag-uusap nga kami,
01:01:16dito si Bianca,
01:01:16si Alexis.
01:01:17Sabi ko,
01:01:17this guy here has so much confidence.
01:01:20Kung pumila na si Bianca sa'yo,
01:01:23I'm sorry,
01:01:23but I have to cut the line,
01:01:24mauuna ako.
01:01:25Wow!
01:01:27If I need to leave my partner
01:01:29para lang sa'yo,
01:01:30gagawin ko.
01:01:32Grabe.
01:01:33O sa bagay,
01:01:33malaki kasi aquarium nila,
01:01:34tete.
01:01:35Talagang dito,
01:01:35ako ano?
01:01:36Oo.
01:01:38Miong,
01:01:38good luck sa'yo,
01:01:39dadalaw ako dun sa empanadahan mo.
01:01:42Sana nandoon ka,
01:01:42tas sabay tayong kakain together,
01:01:44babayit natin yun.
01:01:47Thank you,
01:01:47teta.
01:01:50Good luck kay Miong
01:01:51at kay Aki.
01:01:52Our Escort of Appeals of the Day
01:01:54is Escort Number.
01:01:56Sumbiang Culian,
01:02:05ang barangay sa Antotio San Pedro Laguna.
01:02:07Congratulations,
01:02:08may big 1,000 pesos rin
01:02:10ang mga kasalanan mo,
01:02:11kabaranggay,
01:02:12dito sa studio.
01:02:13At marami salamat sa'yo,
01:02:14ang pagsalia Aki.
01:02:16Mag-uwi ka naman ng 5,000 pesos.
01:02:18May uwi rin,
01:02:19take 500 pesos,
01:02:20ang hakot mong,
01:02:21mga kabaranggay.
01:02:22All our confidence
01:02:23ang labanan sa papugian
01:02:24dito sa
01:02:25Extra Novo Field.
01:02:27Kung pasuko ka na
01:02:28sa inaantay mong forever,
01:02:30baka ngayon na kumakbang
01:02:31ang iyong future lover
01:02:33dito sa
01:02:33Step in the Name of Love.
01:02:37Ayan,
01:02:38agad-agad,
01:02:39katabi na natin.
01:02:40Yes.
01:02:41Si Bestie Sheena
01:02:42at binitbit niya rito
01:02:43ang kanyang bestie
01:02:44na si Bestie Lita.
01:02:46Si Bestie Lita
01:02:48ang hoping magkaroon
01:02:49ng date after today.
01:02:51Tama, Lita?
01:02:53Gabitin po natin
01:02:53ang microphone natin.
01:02:54Yes, maybe, Bice.
01:02:55Ayan.
01:02:56Gano'n na po kayo
01:02:56katagal single?
01:02:585 years po,
01:03:00pero 40 years na po
01:03:01dahil hiwalay po kami
01:03:03nung asawa ko.
01:03:04Tapos namatay po siya
01:03:05noong 2020,
01:03:06kaya 5 years pa lang po
01:03:08siyang namamatay.
01:03:085 years kayong byuda,
01:03:10pero 20 years na
01:03:11kayong hiwalay.
01:03:11Yes, po.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:13So, matagal ka rin ba
01:03:13naghahanap ng kapartner?
01:03:15Yes, Big Bice.
01:03:16Matagal na po.
01:03:17Big Bice?
01:03:18Big Bice?
01:03:20Kapatid yung Big Bird.
01:03:21Big Bang.
01:03:23Okay.
01:03:24Ano pong hinahanap nyo
01:03:25sa isang lalaki?
01:03:26Anong klaseng lalaki
01:03:27ba yung gusto nyo
01:03:28makapartner o makasama?
01:03:30Ang hinahanap ko,
01:03:31Mimi Bice,
01:03:32yung stable siya sa...
01:03:34may stable siyang kita
01:03:36para...
01:03:38para mabili po namin
01:03:40yung aming gustong
01:03:41mapuntahan
01:03:42at saka mabili po namin
01:03:44yung gusto namin.
01:03:45Yun lang po.
01:03:46Kayo po ba yung may trabaho?
01:03:48Dati po akong
01:03:48nagtatrabaho sa
01:03:49United in Philippines.
01:03:51Ngayon po?
01:03:52Wala na po akong
01:03:53trabaho ngayon
01:03:53pero may maliit po
01:03:54akong tindahan
01:03:55ng mga prutas.
01:03:56May kita pa rin.
01:03:57Maliit na tindahan
01:03:58ng mga prutas
01:03:59katulad ng Arati Reese.
01:04:00Maliit talaga.
01:04:01Maliit na pwesto lang.
01:04:05Hindi na maliit na tindahan
01:04:06ng prutas.
01:04:07Ikatabi nyo,
01:04:07wala bang rehearsal
01:04:08ngayon ng Bini?
01:04:09Alin.
01:04:10Wow!
01:04:11Wow!
01:04:11Bini Sheena.
01:04:13Sheena o.
01:04:16Ayun ako,
01:04:17Bini,
01:04:17kumain ka.
01:04:18Masarap to
01:04:19Pianono.
01:04:20Wag kang mag-alala.
01:04:21Masarap to.
01:04:22Hindi kami mapapahiya.
01:04:23Yes.
01:04:24Oo.
01:04:25Sabayan mo kami
01:04:26kasi
01:04:26akin na nga to
01:04:28kasi nakahawakan ko.
01:04:29Kumakain talaga kami
01:04:30ng Pianono rito.
01:04:31So magkwento ko,
01:04:32bigyan mo nga siya
01:04:32si Sheena.
01:04:33So,
01:04:34Bini Sheena tuloy.
01:04:35So best is Sheena.
01:04:37Best is Sheena.
01:04:38Si itong best friend mo naman,
01:04:40anong...
01:04:42Ready na ba siyang
01:04:44magkaroon ng boyfriend ulit?
01:04:46Ready, ready.
01:04:48Ready, ready na siya.
01:04:49Ikaw, single ka naman.
01:04:51Single ka.
01:04:52What?
01:04:53Single.
01:04:53Bungol ka.
01:04:54Single.
01:04:55Single daw po kayo?
01:04:57Single po kayo?
01:05:00Separated for almost 20 years.
01:05:03Ah, pareha sa...
01:05:05Very separated.
01:05:07Oo.
01:05:08Pero may boyfriend ka ngayon?
01:05:10Ay, walang magkamali.
01:05:12Walang magkamali?
01:05:13Bakit po?
01:05:14Lahat po tama?
01:05:15Oo.
01:05:15Tama.
01:05:16Tama.
01:05:17Walang nagkakamali.
01:05:18Hindi ba siya tinatamaan?
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:20So, ito.
01:05:21Meron po kaming mga nahanap
01:05:22na tatlong makikisig na mama.
01:05:25Magpapakilala po sila.
01:05:26Isa-isa pakinggan niyo
01:05:27ang kanilang pangalan at istorya.
01:05:29Unahin na natin si Sir...
01:05:31Number one.
01:05:33Gumakaloko siya.
01:05:34Kuya, kayo na po.
01:05:35Hindi niya.
01:05:36Old in already.
01:05:37Sir Boy.
01:05:38What's up, natural people?
01:05:43Ako, si Boy.
01:05:45Ano'y naputuwa nung taong gulang.
01:05:47Nagkakaloko ang city.
01:05:49At ang aking pinagkakaabalan ngayon ay
01:05:51ang pag-aalaga ng apo.
01:05:53Magluto sa bahay at paglinis.
01:05:56Ang lang.
01:05:57Galing na mga porma ni Sir Boy, eh, no?
01:06:00Parang bagits na bagits, eh.
01:06:01Bong nabaro na Ogie Alkasi.
01:06:04Hybrid ano, eh.
01:06:06Paporma si Tatay Boy.
01:06:08Takabatang-bata si Boy.
01:06:10So, hindi na po kayo nagtrabaho, Sir?
01:06:12Dati sa recruitment agency.
01:06:14Ngayon po, hindi na po.
01:06:15Hindi na.
01:06:16Paano po natutustusan na inyong
01:06:18mga pangangailangan araw-araw?
01:06:20Sa mga anak ko.
01:06:22Ah, yung mga alaka.
01:06:23Binibigyan na na po kayo.
01:06:24Mabait naman po.
01:06:25Basta kaalaga ng apo.
01:06:26Tsaka yung pensyon ko.
01:06:28Ah, pension.
01:06:29Pensionado naman, eh.
01:06:31Pensionado siya.
01:06:32Kasi ang hinahanap niya yung nanaylita,
01:06:33eh, yung ano.
01:06:34Oo, yung may kita
01:06:35o yung may kakayahan na
01:06:37natustusan ang pangangailangan niya
01:06:39o pangangailangan.
01:06:40Stable daw.
01:06:41Nilan dalawa, eh.
01:06:42Couple.
01:06:43Diba?
01:06:43Kasi si nanay din.
01:06:44May trabaho din naman siya.
01:06:46So, gusto niya.
01:06:47Yung katuwang niya, ganun din.
01:06:48Meron din pinagkakakitaan.
01:06:49Tama, manay, manaylita.
01:06:51Tama, maybe vice.
01:06:53Maybe vice.
01:06:54Maybe vice.
01:06:54Baby ka na.
01:06:55Baby ka na.
01:06:56Baby vice.
01:06:57Papabedyo ala nga yun, eh.
01:06:58Maybe.
01:06:59Mimi vice.
01:07:00Kanina big vice, eh.
01:07:01Maybe gandang hari.
01:07:04Okay.
01:07:05So, pagkilalaan din naman natin
01:07:06ang pangalawa.
01:07:07Ay.
01:07:08Iba mga.
01:07:09What's up, madlang people?
01:07:11Why?
01:07:13Ako po, si Eliong.
01:07:1562 years old.
01:07:17Oo.
01:07:18Wilderman ng Taguig City.
01:07:20Wilderman.
01:07:21Dahil ang buhay ay
01:07:23Welder.
01:07:24Wilderman.
01:07:26Patagal niyo na po hanap buhay yan, daday.
01:07:28Tagal na po.
01:07:29Ilan taon na ho?
01:07:30Mga 30 years na.
01:07:32Wilder.
01:07:34Eh, yung pangalan niyo, Iliong, ano bang?
01:07:37Rogelio.
01:07:38Ah, Rogelio.
01:07:40Sikat siya sa pangalang Iliong.
01:07:42Oo.
01:07:42Ang ganda.
01:07:42Bakit ho ba Iliong?
01:07:44Kasi nga Rogelio, di ba?
01:07:45Tag, tag, tag.
01:07:47Lictine nga promover.
01:07:48Gusto ko magaling sa kanya siya.
01:07:50Ikausap ko eh.
01:07:51Hindi kasi yung Iliong mo pang.
01:07:56Ay, kurang ka miss yun.
01:07:58Kasi doon yung Iliong mo pang.
01:08:00Kurang ka naman yun.
01:08:01Ah, nip ha.
01:08:03Ngayon ka nga lang pumasok eh.
01:08:04Nanggalain ka pa.
01:08:06Ah, nip ha.
01:08:09Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:08:10Huwag ka nga upset next week, ha?
01:08:12Ika na lang ba na kung ma-absent?
01:08:13Umi-establish ka sa amin ni Darren.
01:08:15Masakin nila na muna niya.
01:08:18Size 60, ano, 62.
01:08:20Nanay Lita, okay naman sa'yo na mas matanda ka ng apat na taon, ano?
01:08:23Okay lang po.
01:08:24Okay lang po, baby buys.
01:08:26Basta may kita.
01:08:26Baby buys.
01:08:28Baka pag kayo katuloyan pa kayo.
01:08:29Bais na lang po.
01:08:30Bais na lang po.
01:08:30Bais na lang po.
01:08:30Baby na tawag sa'yo.
01:08:32Mimi buys.
01:08:33Mimi tsaka baby pinagsamoy.
01:08:35Baby buys.
01:08:36Naguloy.
01:08:36Pag na-estroke ka, ngiwi buys.
01:08:40Baka ano pang ngiwi buys.
01:08:41Ngiwi buys.
01:08:44So, Iliyang.
01:08:46Bakit nga Iliyang?
01:08:50Yun nga!
01:08:51Sinun nga, di ba?
01:08:52Sabi ko, Iliyang.
01:08:54Ito na sibong na baro talaga.
01:08:57Ang Iliyang, may pinakakitaan pa kayo?
01:08:59So, kung may topic kami, bakit basta?
01:09:04Ang mahalaga.
01:09:06May topic kami eh.
01:09:07O ba nga?
01:09:09I love po, ano baro?
01:09:11O, mga ilang may pinakakitaan daw po ba kayo?
01:09:14Nag-extra-extra po.
01:09:15Sa extra ho?
01:09:16Welding.
01:09:17Welding.
01:09:18Akala ko sa bilig.
01:09:19So, hindi siya stable?
01:09:21Hindi na po kasi medyo senior na eh.
01:09:25Oo.
01:09:26Paano po yung pangakailangan niyo araw-araw?
01:09:28Nabibigyan po naman ako ng anak ko sa abroad.
01:09:33Sa abroad?
01:09:33Sa abroad?
01:09:33Sa abroad?
01:09:33Sa abroad.
01:09:34Oo.
01:09:35Nasa abroad.
01:09:36Isa siyang kape.
01:09:37Abroad ko.
01:09:39Abroad ko.
01:09:39Abroad ko pala.
01:09:40Abroad yun.
01:09:42So, umaasa po kayo sa inyong anak?
01:09:45Ako po.
01:09:46Pensionado din po kayo, sir?
01:09:47Hindi naman.
01:09:49Tensyonado.
01:09:50Tensyonado?
01:09:51O.
01:09:51Okay, maraming salamat po.
01:09:58Hello, sir.
01:10:01Okay, na po kayo?
01:10:01Ang pagpakilala.
01:10:03What's up, bad lang, people?
01:10:05You're welcome.
01:10:07Ah, baka kala ko si Tarsen eh.
01:10:10Ako po, si Bong, ng Rosato Cavite.
01:10:15Bakit po, Bong?
01:10:15Pagalaga sa lubo.
01:10:20Maganda yan.
01:10:22Kasi po, ang mama ko, papa ko, ang papa ko po ay Bicol.
01:10:26Ang tawag po sa akin, Bubu.
01:10:28Nunoy.
01:10:29Bubu.
01:10:29Eh, nung lumaki na po ko, Bong naman, wala nang Bubu.
01:10:34Ah, oo.
01:10:35So, bakit po Bong yung pangalan niya?
01:10:36Oo.
01:10:39Kasi nga, Bubu.
01:10:41Pag-a-Bicol.
01:10:42Bubu.
01:10:43Nunoy.
01:10:44Ano po ang mabis sabihin ng Bubu?
01:10:45Bubu.
01:10:46Yung tutoy ba?
01:10:47Tutoy.
01:10:47Ah, parang bubot.
01:10:48Tutoy.
01:10:49Pagka, ano na.
01:10:50Tutoy.
01:10:50Lumaki na lang.
01:10:51Ang gusto nyo, Bong na lang.
01:10:52Nunoy.
01:10:53Eh, malaki na ako.
01:10:54Binata.
01:10:55Lumaki na kayo niyang ganyan.
01:10:56Wow, lumaki ka pa!
01:10:57Lumaki na po.
01:10:58Di na ba.
01:10:59Kasi si Oki, yung tawag din sa kanya dati, Nunoy eh.
01:11:02Nunoy sa punso.
01:11:03Talaga ba?
01:11:04Bakit?
01:11:04Nunoy na punso.
01:11:05Hindi kasi, siya yung huling anak, so punso siya, siya yung Nunoy sa punso.
01:11:09Nunoy sa punso.
01:11:11Tabi-tabi po.
01:11:13Kasi iliong, bakit iliong?
01:11:14Bat iliong?
01:11:15Kasi.
01:11:16Kasi nga, Rogelio.
01:11:18Kasi si Bong.
01:11:19Kasi si Bong, bakit ka, Bong?
01:11:21Kaya po naging Bong.
01:11:23Kasi nga, o.
01:11:23Malaki na po ako.
01:11:25Malaki na kayo niyan?
01:11:26Pinalita na po yung Bubu.
01:11:28Ano po ang trabaho niya, sir?
01:11:30Ako po isang, ano, Mason Calpinter po.
01:11:33Ano po?
01:11:34Master.
01:11:35Master.
01:11:35Ah, saan ka ano.
01:11:37Constraction.
01:11:37Constraction po.
01:11:39Mason.
01:11:39Hanggang ngayon po, active po kayo?
01:11:41Apo, apo.
01:11:42May mga apo na po?
01:11:43Ah, pito na po, apo ko.
01:11:46Tapos, plus one pa doon sa isa.
01:11:48Kasi nag-anak na naman.
01:11:50Ah.
01:11:50Nag-iwalo na po.
01:11:51Ah.
01:11:52Pero kinakasama niyo pa yun, yung isa?
01:11:54Hindi po.
01:11:55Patay na po yung asawa ko eh.
01:11:56Di, apo niya nadagdagan.
01:11:58Ah, kala ko nag-ibang asawa siya.
01:12:00Gulo mo kausap!
01:12:01So, bakit Bong yung...
01:12:02Alam mo, itigil na natin ito.
01:12:03Mag-commercial na lang tayo.
01:12:04Mag-usap-usap muna tayo.
01:12:05Ah.
01:12:07May problema pa tayo sa pamilya nito.
01:12:11Hindi ko kaya na nagmabanili ka sa oras.
01:12:13Hindi tayo nakakahitid.
01:12:17Okay.
01:12:18Kakatuwan.
01:12:18Masin na lang kulot sa'yo.
01:12:21Bakit?
01:12:21Parlor.
01:12:22Parlor.
01:12:23Makulot ka sa iba next time, ha?
01:12:24Bakit?
01:12:25Maganda, maganda yung kulot.
01:12:27Okay, so, yun na kilala na natin,
01:12:28si Bong, si Lito, at siya ka si Ilyong.
01:12:31Yung.
01:12:32Okay, iba-ibakan dila mga trabaho.
01:12:33May mason.
01:12:34Sino si Lito?
01:12:36Lita pala.
01:12:37Si Boy, Ilyong.
01:12:39So, kasi natatakpan ako eh.
01:12:40Nagpa-uso na lang.
01:12:42Si Boy, si Ilyong, at si Bong.
01:12:45Ayan.
01:12:46Si Bong, si Ilyong, at si Boy.
01:12:49May mason.
01:12:51Merong rumarakit ng mga welder.
01:12:53At merong isang, ano, pensionado naman.
01:12:55Okay, pensionado.
01:12:57So, ikaw naman ang magkwento tukol kay Ate Lita.
01:12:59Ang beshi ko, siya ay mabait, matulungin, maawain, nice siya eh.
01:13:18She's nice.
01:13:19She's nice, and she's loyal, no?
01:13:21I heard she's loyal.
01:13:23Okay.
01:13:23She's very loyal pa talaga.
01:13:25Tanggalin ko lang salamin ko.
01:13:28Nearsighted ako.
01:13:28Ah, ayan.
01:13:29Yung salamin mo nasa ulo na.
01:13:30O, dito ka magpasa.
01:13:31Wag!
01:13:32May rapat siya lalo.
01:13:34Nearsighted ako kasi siya.
01:13:35Di ba iba kayo nagsasalamin kasi magbabasa?
01:13:38Pero, malabo pa.
01:13:40Ah, okay, okay.
01:13:40Nearsighted pa lang.
01:13:41Mas nahirapan ko kailangan.
01:13:46Mas nahirapan ko kailangan.
01:13:47Ako na lang magpapasa, i-explain mo na lang.
01:13:49Ate Sheena.
01:13:50Oo.
01:13:51Loyal siya sa kanyang asawa?
01:13:53Yes.
01:13:54Ano ba yung ibig sabihin ng loyal sa kanyang asawa?
01:13:56As in, lahat ng gusto ng asawa niya, sinunod niya?
01:13:59Anong klaseng loyal?
01:14:00Yung tapat siya, tapat siya, hindi niya niloloko yung kanyang asawa.
01:14:05Loyal siya.
01:14:07Oo.
01:14:07Oo.
01:14:09Tapos, sabi mo, walang ibang tinititigang lalaki o tinitignang lalaki, gano'n.
01:14:14Hindi siya nakikipagkaibigan sa lalaki sa kanyang asawa dati.
01:14:18Tama, gano'n na nga.
01:14:21Alam mo, kaya di ka pumunta rito, kaya kung ano, asahin sa ako na.
01:14:25Inongorek niya.
01:14:26Nagpaparlor.
01:14:30Sheena, ano.
01:14:32Okay, so, gano'n.
01:14:34Hindi talaga siya nakikipagkaibigan sa lalaki.
01:14:36Hindi siya nakikipag-usap.
01:14:38Bakit, takot ba siya sa asawa niya?
01:14:40Hindi naman, dahil sa guru, sa sobrang mahal niya.
01:14:43Sobrang mahal niya, umiiwas siyang magkaroon ng dahilan yung asawa niya para magselos o mag-away pa.
01:14:49Gano'n na nga, gano'n na nga.
01:14:51At least, ano, isa lang, no?
01:14:53Oo.
01:14:54Ang priority niya, asawa niya, kahit wala siya kay bigilalaki, okay lang.
01:14:57Mahalaga, okay sila nga.
01:14:58Oo, basta maayos yung sa mahan nilang mag-asawa.
01:15:02Kamusta siya sa mga anak niya?
01:15:03Ah, oh.
01:15:04Paano yun? May anak ba siyang lalaki?
01:15:07Dalawang lalaki at isang babae.
01:15:08Oh, so hindi niya rin kinakausap yung anak niyang lalaki?
01:15:11Oo.
01:15:12Hindi, naki-ibig sabi, nakikipag-usap naman sa mga lalaki.
01:15:16Ano yan, yung ano lang, yung para bang matalinhaga, yung hindi nakikipag-usap sa lalaki.
01:15:23Hindi siya malapit, ibig sabi niya.
01:15:24Oo, malapit.
01:15:25Yung ibig sabi, hindi siya tumitingin sa ibang lalaki.
01:15:29Yung mga anak niya, kamusta ang relasyon niya doon sa mga anak niya, tanong ni Jong?
01:15:33Ay, close sila kasi lumaki yun sa kanya.
01:15:35Ay, malaga.
01:15:36Close sila, parang pinto.
01:15:38Bigla nga.
01:15:39Close sila, parang pinto.
01:15:40Ah, nagpapatawa ka pa, ha?
01:15:43Di pa ba sapat yung kulot mo?
01:15:45Oo, so close sila ng kanya.
01:15:47Close sila ng mga anak niya.
01:15:49So, tatay boy, tatay iliong at tatay bong.
01:15:52Ay, mayroon pang nakalagay ito.
01:15:54Ngayon ay kinikinig na siya sa mga ex niya.
01:15:56At dating manliligaw, kapag nakikita niya, kahit may mga asawa na rin na mga ito,
01:16:01biglang naging maharot.
01:16:04Ah, kasi siya pang nasuppress.
01:16:06Nasuppress siya eh, napigil lahat eh.
01:16:08Di ba?
01:16:08Kasi niiwasan.
01:16:09May asawa na ako, so hindi ako chika ng mga boys.
01:16:12Kahit yung mga ex ko at yung mga nanliligaw sa akin,
01:16:15hindi niya napinansin.
01:16:16Oo, so ngayon parang naipon lahat ito,
01:16:19tapos parang gusto na nang kumawala ng harot sa katawan mo.
01:16:22Oo, boys.
01:16:24Kiligera siya.
01:16:26Kiligera.
01:16:26Christina ang kanyang pangalan.
01:16:28Christina Kiligera.
01:16:30Ang kumanta ng beautiful.
01:16:34So, tatay boy, tatay iliong at tatay bong.
01:16:36Ganun pong klaseng babae si Nanay Lita.
01:16:39Pag meron siyang karelasyon, very serious sa relasyon, very loyal,
01:16:44ni hindi titingin at hindi hahalubilo sa mga lalaki.
01:16:48Pokus na pokus.
01:16:49Di ba?
01:16:50So, pero ngayon, medyo kinikilig na.
01:16:53Oo.
01:16:54Kanino kaya maibubuhos sa inyo ang kinig niya?
01:16:57So, mga tatay, akyat?
01:16:59Opa ba?
01:17:01Opa?
01:17:03Opa?
01:17:04Umakyat yung tatlo.
01:17:06Parang inahanap nila kung saan sila akyat eh.
01:17:08Oo nga.
01:17:09Bakit po kayo umakyat, tatay bong?
01:17:10Na-touch po ako doon sa sinabi niya, tapat siya.
01:17:14Tapat siya.
01:17:15Pero ngayon, kinikilig siya sa mga crush na dati.
01:17:18Okay lang po sa inyo?
01:17:19Di ba kayo siloso?
01:17:20Hindi naman po.
01:17:21Okay lang po sa akin yun.
01:17:23Lahat naman po tayo nagkakaroon ng crush eh.
01:17:25Ha?
01:17:25Crush is paghang.
01:17:27Iyon, no?
01:17:27Para si Sir Bong, may bagong crush eh.
01:17:30Eh, crush ko kaya?
01:17:33Magkakamero palang siguro.
01:17:34Ah!
01:17:35Ay, Lita!
01:17:35Pag-iwag!
01:17:37Eh, tapat pa man din si Lita.
01:17:39Yeah!
01:17:40Kaya nako boy, nako pag nagkatuloy ako,
01:17:42if i-sigurado ko ang linis-linis mo.
01:17:44Aha, pakit.
01:17:44Dahil tapat niya, linis mo.
01:17:49Liliguan ka niya.
01:17:49Tuwing makakatapat mo siya,
01:17:51liliguan ka niya.
01:17:52Dahil tapat niya,
01:17:54linis mo.
01:17:55Eh, si Ilong naman,
01:17:56ba't po kayo napakyat?
01:17:58Ayan ang gusto ko sa babae.
01:18:00Ha, talaga po?
01:18:01Malinis.
01:18:03Malinis.
01:18:03Eh, yung oily po.
01:18:04Gusto nyo po yung oily.
01:18:06Pupunasan na lang na.
01:18:07Pupunasan na lang.
01:18:08Oo, kinakaba kasi siya.
01:18:10Pupunasan na lang.
01:18:11Opo.
01:18:11Si boy po,
01:18:12ba't po kayo napakyat?
01:18:13Siguro dahil
01:18:14wala ka nang makikita
01:18:16ang babaeng ganyan.
01:18:17Oh!
01:18:18Grabe!
01:18:19Bakit po?
01:18:20Bakit nyo nasabi yun?
01:18:21One and only.
01:18:22Kasi daming nakikarelasyon.
01:18:25Puro
01:18:25makikarelasyon ng iba eh.
01:18:29Ah!
01:18:29Ah!
01:18:30Ganun eh.
01:18:31So feeling nyo sa henerasyon ngayon,
01:18:32mahirap na makakita ng babaeng loyal?
01:18:35Mahirap na.
01:18:36Alaka.
01:18:37Lako.
01:18:37Totoo ba yun?
01:18:39Masyado yun naman kaming ginadya,
01:18:40mga Gen Z.
01:18:41Totoo ba yun?
01:18:42Oh, grabe.
01:18:42Oh, eh.
01:18:43Ikaw, Gen Alpha ka eh.
01:18:46Totoo ba yun?
01:18:48Parang hindi naman.
01:18:52Parang may tinutok naman ni Ika eh.
01:18:55Hindi.
01:18:55Hindi yung panahon ngayon,
01:18:57ibig sabihin,
01:18:58hindi,
01:18:58hindi,
01:18:59marami ding hindi loyal.
01:19:01Ang iba nga,
01:19:02coke pa eh.
01:19:04Ah!
01:19:06Kakatawa.
01:19:07Kakatawa.
01:19:08Nagkakatawa ka.
01:19:09Nagkakatawa.
01:19:10Ati Shina,
01:19:11daming punchline, no?
01:19:13At saka ito si Ati Shina,
01:19:14mukhang magaling manahinang appendicitis.
01:19:17Bakit siya yung tagtatahin nun?
01:19:20Dapat doktor yun.
01:19:22Doktor gagawa nun.
01:19:23Kung may babaeng magaling manahinang dami,
01:19:26ito,
01:19:26malulong manahinang appendicitis.
01:19:29Yung diyan natahin-tahin.
01:19:30Precise.
01:19:30Ang sakit na takiliran.
01:19:33So, ayun.
01:19:34Lahat po,
01:19:35gusto,
01:19:36pabor sa narineng tungkol sa inyo.
01:19:37Maganda ang pagkakabild up mo sa bestie mo.
01:19:40Okay?
01:19:42Diba?
01:19:43Pero kung sa ngayon pa lang,
01:19:44tatanungin ka niya,
01:19:45eh, ikaw ba,
01:19:45kanina mo ba ako ipupush?
01:19:47Pag tinanong Lilita,
01:19:48kanina mo siya ipupush?
01:19:48Kay Boy,
01:19:49kay Ilyong,
01:19:49o kay Bong?
01:19:52Sa number one.
01:19:54May pension eh.
01:19:54Ah!
01:19:58Sure with the card!
01:19:59Sure with!
01:19:59Practical!
01:20:02Walang masawa yun.
01:20:03Practical.
01:20:04Yung number two,
01:20:05may anak sa abroad.
01:20:07Pag umalis sa abroad,
01:20:09umuwi na ng Pilipinas,
01:20:10wala na.
01:20:12Oh, yung number three,
01:20:13boo-boo.
01:20:14Anong maliit pa siya,
01:20:15pero ngayon si Bong na siya.
01:20:17Ang galing mo.
01:20:18At saka si number three,
01:20:19ano yan,
01:20:19nagmamason sa construction.
01:20:21Oh.
01:20:22That's why weldinging ka.
01:20:23Oh, oh.
01:20:23Ito.
01:20:24Pagtagulan,
01:20:25wala siyang halak buhay.
01:20:26Ay, naku, pag tinabunan yan,
01:20:27sinasabi ko sa'yo,
01:20:28kaga ganyan.
01:20:29Oh, naku.
01:20:30Pag ikaw minasili yan yan,
01:20:31ewan ko na lang
01:20:32kung di ka makikiti.
01:20:33Yung number two,
01:20:34welder.
01:20:35Oh, welder.
01:20:36Ay, pag-wielding ang bunga nga mo,
01:20:37tas mga pinakasabi ka siya.
01:20:38Kasoy niya,
01:20:39maraming kasama yan.
01:20:40Tingnan ko kung baka panahikap
01:20:42pa ng appendicitis.
01:20:43Sa oras na ito,
01:20:45oh, kitang-kita na naubos niya
01:20:46ang piano.
01:20:48Ubus.
01:20:49Siyempre,
01:20:49isang lang tayo.
01:20:49Sarap daw, e.
01:20:50Marasal lang tayo,
01:20:51mother, ha?
01:20:52Anong sabi mo,
01:20:52naga?
01:20:54Natapon.
01:20:55Karina, sweet pa siya,
01:20:56hindi niya ginagalaw.
01:20:57Eh, nung nag-commercial,
01:20:58nung nakita niya,
01:20:59walang nakakita.
01:20:59Walang nakakita.
01:21:02Good to me.
01:21:04Oras na para sa Matchmate
01:21:06and Hackbanger reveal.
01:21:08Alright?
01:21:10So,
01:21:10Nanay Lita,
01:21:11tayo po kayo dun sa marker.
01:21:15Nakaantay po dyan,
01:21:16si Tatay Boy.
01:21:18Gusto niyang magkita kayo.
01:21:20Ano kayang mararamdaman nyo
01:21:22sa isa't isa
01:21:23sa sandaling magkita kayo?
01:21:25Eto na,
01:21:26reveal!
01:21:28They try
01:21:30to tell us
01:21:33we're too long.
01:21:37Close!
01:21:39Anong masasabi mo sa kanya,
01:21:41Nanay Lita?
01:21:42Dito po.
01:21:43Ano pong masasabi nyo
01:21:44sa nakita nyo?
01:21:45Okay naman po siya.
01:21:47Ganun po ba yung mga
01:21:48tipo nyong lalaki?
01:21:50Pwede rin po.
01:21:52Ah,
01:21:53choosy si mother.
01:21:54Okay.
01:21:55So,
01:21:55eto naman,
01:21:56si Tatay Iliong.
01:21:57Reveal!
01:21:58I'll be loving you
01:22:03Eternally.
01:22:04Bakit po Iliong?
01:22:07Di nga,
01:22:08sinabi.
01:22:11Close!
01:22:11Oh!
01:22:13Nanay Lita,
01:22:14kamusta po?
01:22:17Okay rin po siya eh.
01:22:19May tsura din po siya.
01:22:21Ah, may tsura.
01:22:22Parang bet niya pareho ah.
01:22:24Oh!
01:22:24Bukang mahihirapan siya.
01:22:26Eto naman,
01:22:28si Daddy Bong.
01:22:30Reveal!
01:22:31Oh!
01:22:34Ah!
01:22:35Finger heart.
01:22:36Malakas ang dating.
01:22:38Iba talaga.
01:22:41Close!
01:22:42Kamusta po ang dating sa inyo
01:22:44ni Daddy Bong?
01:22:45Malakas po yung dating niya.
01:22:47Ah!
01:22:48My love.
01:22:49Malakas ang dating.
01:22:50Okay,
01:22:50upo ka na.
01:22:52Malakas daw ang dating ni Daddy Boy.
01:22:54Samantalang si Iliong at Bong
01:22:56ay parehong may tsura din naman.
01:22:58Okay.
01:22:59So,
01:22:59nakita na ng tatlong lalaki
01:23:01si Nanay Lita.
01:23:02Ngayon,
01:23:03eh kailangan mag-isip-isip kayo
01:23:04kung
01:23:05ito ba ang tipo ng girl
01:23:07na i-didate ko?
01:23:08Ganyang itsura.
01:23:09At bukod dyan,
01:23:13masarap naman siyang
01:23:14kachika daw.
01:23:15Tama?
01:23:15Yes.
01:23:17At madami siyang
01:23:18masasayang kwento.
01:23:19Tama?
01:23:20Tama.
01:23:23Yun nga lang.
01:23:31Nakakatakot siyang utangan.
01:23:33Bakit?
01:23:34Tama?
01:23:35Tama?
01:23:35Tama mali?
01:23:36Tama kaya.
01:23:37Tama.
01:23:37Ano?
01:23:37Matapos kumain?
01:23:38Hindi na nagtrabaho.
01:23:39Inantok eh.
01:23:42Dahil pag ito raw inutangan
01:23:43at hindi nagbayad,
01:23:45susugurin ka
01:23:46at tatalak.
01:23:49Tama?
01:23:50Manghihiya pa.
01:23:51O,
01:23:51manghihiya.
01:23:52Ay!
01:23:53Okay.
01:23:54Okay.
01:23:56Nanunugod.
01:23:57Mahilig siya sa
01:23:58kompros...
01:23:58komprontasyon.
01:24:00Ay,
01:24:00matapa pa.
01:24:01So,
01:24:02isaman nyo yun
01:24:02sa mga ikaw
01:24:03considerin nyo
01:24:04sa susunod na
01:24:05pag-akyat
01:24:06at pagbaba ninyo
01:24:07pag tinanong ko kayo.
01:24:09So,
01:24:09anong attraction ba
01:24:10ang naramdaman nyo
01:24:11nung nakita nyo siya?
01:24:12Isaman nyo pa
01:24:13yung mga bagong kwento
01:24:14tungkol sa kanya.
01:24:15Daddy Boy,
01:24:16Ilyong at Bong,
01:24:18Akyat,
01:24:18O,
01:24:19O,
01:24:19O,
01:24:19Baba.
01:24:21Ay!
01:24:22Umak...
01:24:24Ah!
01:24:25Aba!
01:24:26Sir Bong kayo.
01:24:27Ano po ba?
01:24:27Di nyo na kaya?
01:24:28Steady lang daw siya.
01:24:29Steady lang daw siya.
01:24:30Di po pwede steady.
01:24:31Bukan na-weldin yung pa.
01:24:33Wielding ni number two eh.
01:24:34Para di ba ka-Akyat eh.
01:24:35Dumikit eh.
01:24:36Dako,
01:24:36dalawa po ang
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:38O,
01:24:39O,
01:24:39O,
01:24:39O,
01:24:39O,
01:24:40O,
01:24:40O,
01:24:40O,
01:24:40O,
01:24:40O,
01:24:41O,
01:24:41Pwede po kayo umakyat.
01:24:42Ano pong dahilan?
01:24:43Natakot ako eh.
01:24:44O.
01:24:45Kasi malig akong mang-utang.
01:24:47O.
01:24:48Well,
01:24:49nagbabayad naman.
01:24:50Pag dumating yung SS ko.
01:24:52O.
01:24:52Nagbabayad.
01:24:53Diyan po tayo nagbabayad.
01:24:54O.
01:24:54O,
01:24:55Nanunugod kasi daw eh.
01:24:57O.
01:24:57Galingin na kolektor.
01:24:59Confrontational eh.
01:25:00O.
01:25:01Baka masaktan tayo.
01:25:03O.
01:25:04Baka pag,
01:25:05siyempre,
01:25:06pag mag-jowa na yun,
01:25:07di ba?
01:25:08Kahit hindi naman nang-utang,
01:25:09e paano kung
01:25:09confrontational siya?
01:25:11Um,
01:25:12sa utang lang.
01:25:14Sa utang lang na hindi nagbabayad.
01:25:15Eh di siguro wala siyang balak magbayad.
01:25:17Natakot siya eh.
01:25:18Yun.
01:25:19Eh di alibawa may umutang kayo.
01:25:21Ikaw ba may balak ka magbayad?
01:25:23Oo naman.
01:25:23O eh kasi kinain mo tong ano.
01:25:25May bayad yan.
01:25:26Ang gano'n ba isang 180?
01:25:28180.
01:25:28Isang slice.
01:25:29Best ganda,
01:25:30tinikman ko lang.
01:25:32Ubo?
01:25:32Ubo siya.
01:25:33Si Kim lang,
01:25:34ang unti kaya nun.
01:25:35O,
01:25:35tignan mo.
01:25:38Nabengkong pa yung tinidor namin.
01:25:40180 plus,
01:25:4120.
01:25:41Oo.
01:25:42Mabawasan nyo na ito.
01:25:43Two hugs yan ha?
01:25:44Nagbigay na ako ng 100,
01:25:46may sukli pa ako.
01:25:47Okay.
01:25:48Si tatay ano naman,
01:25:49si tatay-ibong,
01:25:51natagalan ka.
01:25:52Bakit natagalan kang magdesisyon?
01:25:55Kasi po,
01:25:56parang natuwado ako dun sa sinabing,
01:25:58ano eh,
01:25:59yung masarap siyang kausap.
01:26:01Parang natulala po ako.
01:26:02Masarap kausap pala siya.
01:26:03Masarap kausap,
01:26:04lalo na pag naniningil.
01:26:07O.
01:26:08Ilan po?
01:26:10Okay lang sa iyon.
01:26:11Opo, opo.
01:26:12Kasi kay Ilyong walang problema.
01:26:14Wala,
01:26:14agad agad eh.
01:26:15Akiyat siya agad.
01:26:16Okay.
01:26:16So,
01:26:17Nanay Lita,
01:26:19si Boy,
01:26:20Ilyong,
01:26:20at Bong,
01:26:21narinig mo ang mga opinion nila sa'yo,
01:26:22tas nakita mo sila ng personal.
01:26:24Pwede bang paliwanagin natin ulit ang salamin?
01:26:27Ayan.
01:26:29Sinud siya ang paaakyatin at pabababain?
01:26:32Tanungin natin ulit para kay Tatay Bong.
01:26:35Bumaba siya dahil natakot siya sa'yo.
01:26:37Ito yung number one.
01:26:39Si Boy.
01:26:39Tatay Boy,
01:26:40kaway ka nga kay Nanay Lita.
01:26:41Harap po kayo.
01:26:42Harap po kayo sa kanya.
01:26:43Ayan, si Boy.
01:26:45Akyat o baba?
01:26:46Para kay Tatay Boy.
01:26:48Lita?
01:26:48Baba.
01:26:49Baba!
01:26:51Bakit?
01:26:53Gumaganti po ba kayo?
01:26:54O?
01:26:56Ngayon pa lang,
01:26:57parang tatalak na eh.
01:26:59Kasi po,
01:27:00ano eh,
01:27:00parang matatakot siya,
01:27:02pero
01:27:02kaya siya bumaba.
01:27:05Natatakot siya dun sa mga tala ko.
01:27:06Pero mabait naman ako.
01:27:09Huwag ka yung makukutang.
01:27:10Pero talakira ka ba talaga?
01:27:12Opo.
01:27:14Honest lang.
01:27:15Honest lang.
01:27:16So,
01:27:16Tatay Boy,
01:27:17maraming salamat po.
01:27:18Thank you, Boy.
01:27:19Takoy po'y pinababa ni Nanay.
01:27:20Sana po'y nag-enjoy kayo tay.
01:27:22Salamat po.
01:27:22Salamat po.
01:27:24Taya,
01:27:25single pa si Sheena ha,
01:27:26yung best friend dito ha.
01:27:27Babay.
01:27:30Ilyong versus Bong.
01:27:33Mamimili ka na lang ng isa dyan
01:27:35para mabilis.
01:27:36Sino ang paaakyatin mo?
01:27:38Si Ilyong o si Bong?
01:27:40Bong,
01:27:40kaway ka nga kay Nanay Lita,
01:27:42Bong.
01:27:43Harap dito,
01:27:44Ilyong,
01:27:44kaway ka,
01:27:45Ilyong.
01:27:46Ilyong!
01:27:47Ay, sorry, sorry.
01:27:48Ayun, nakita mo na sila.
01:27:50Nanay Lita,
01:27:50tinitingnan kayo na Nanay Lita.
01:27:51Sino ang paakyatin mo?
01:27:55Sibong.
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01:28:00Sibong at Ilyong,
01:28:00maraming pong salamat sa inyo.
01:28:02Salamat po, Daddy.
01:28:04Ayan.
01:28:04Nanay Lita,
01:28:05tumayo ka na.
01:28:06Oras lang ka para kayong dalawa'y magkakilala.
01:28:08Step in the name of love!
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01:28:20na maaaring umabot sa tunay na pag-ibig dito sa
01:28:23Step in the name of love!
01:28:25Sibong!
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