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01:29You better not be playing games with me here
01:41I'll ask again.
01:46Is someone bullying you?
01:51No, ma'am.
01:56I have zero tolerance for bullying.
01:59And if you were bullied, it's not smart to keep it from me.
02:03I'm on your side here, do you understand?
02:07Yes, ma'am.
02:08Queen-sensei, phone call for you in the staff room.
02:14You bald weasel!
02:16How many times do I have to tell you to knock first before entering?
02:20I'm sorry, Queen-sensei!
02:22What you need is some discipline, you bad boy.
02:26Say you need it.
02:27Say it!
02:28I need it!
02:30I'm sorry, I have to deal with something, but you're free to stay here as long as you like.
02:36Thanks, ma'am.
02:37Everyone saw me half naked, ma'am!
02:41I can kiss my PR image goodbye!
02:43My family!
02:45Stupid friggin' aliens, they don't know when to give up!
02:48I swear, I don't know if I can handle another run-in with those chodes!
02:52I'm pretty sure they were only after me this time.
02:55They said they wanted Turbo Granny's power specifically.
02:58Hey, dumbass!
03:02Speaking about powers, when'd you find out you had Acro Silkies?
03:06Just today.
03:08They switched on during that fight.
03:10Which kind of makes sense.
03:11I'm Heaven's Chosen Pretty Guardian, after all.
03:13Your handle keeps getting longer and lamer.
03:16The only reason you got that power is because we transferred Acro Silkies' aura to you.
03:21Now that you have supernatural power like me, the aliens will come after you, too!
03:25He's worried about me.
03:26How sweet!
03:28Our yokai powers make it possible to defend ourselves against them, but they'll keep targeting us as long as we have them.
03:34That's the weird thing.
03:36I mean, if they want yokai powers so bad, how come they don't just go after the yokai?
03:41I know, right?
03:42Hang on a sec.
03:43Maybe because they can't!
03:45With their advanced science and tech, they should have no problem invading Earth.
03:48But they haven't yet, and the experts always wondered why.
03:51And I think I have the answer!
03:52They can't invade because of the yokai!
03:56Every country has its own folklore about spirits and demons, not just Japan.
04:00I think the spirits, or yokai, or whatever, are protecting the Earth from alien invasion!
04:05Even with their scientific techs, aliens can't beat yokai!
04:08Therefore, they go after humans with special powers like ours to research on,
04:12so they can develop new technology to defeat the yokai!
04:16Furthermore!
04:17This might explain why we can't find my testicle!
04:19There's a good chance the aliens have it!
04:21Oh crap!
04:23We need to get it back!
04:24You blabbered on for so long, I zoned out!
04:27What's going on?
04:27We in danger again?
04:29I got the gist.
04:30I'm the only one who can save the world from the forces of evil.
04:33Yeah, sure, whatever.
04:35Back to the real problem.
04:37The skull saw me in my eyes!
04:39Hey, you!
04:40Don't remind me!
04:42Even if we told everyone the truth, who the hell's gonna believe it?
04:46What do we do?
04:47I know.
04:48I'll say you forced me to take all my clothes off.
04:51What?
04:52Okay, you told me to, but you were very aggressive about it.
04:55You wanna go with that, Takakura?
04:57Huh?
04:58It's cool.
04:58Say whatever.
04:59What?
04:59The whole school's going to hate you.
05:01I so don't care.
05:02Making up excuses is a drag.
05:04Okay, Aira!
05:05What the heck happened?
05:07Don't scare me like that!
05:10Momo Ayase, this is your fault!
05:12Hold on!
05:13Come on, Aira!
05:14Say something!
05:16Tell them what happened or you look like a bad guy here!
05:18I don't care.
05:19What do you mean you don't care?
05:22I don't, and that's that.
05:24How about you explain what you were doing?
05:28Out back with her?
05:29During lunch?
05:31Oh.
05:32Miss Shiratori tried to kiss me all of a sudden.
05:36Huh?
05:36It's true!
05:37Then we struggled, and we fell, and then you saw it.
05:42Really?
05:43What were you doing back there in the first place?
05:47Come on!
05:48Spill it!
05:52I was working out.
05:54Push-ups and stuff.
05:56For real?
05:57I wanted to get stronger.
06:00If that's all you were doing, why keep it a secret?
06:02Well, if you saw I got stronger suddenly, I'd look cooler for it.
06:10That's hilarious!
06:11To think you got a weird vein side!
06:14Of course I have!
06:15It's not weird.
06:17I'm a guy.
06:18I just wanted you to think I was cool.
06:28You did, huh?
06:30Come on, let's see your little face.
06:32Don't go making fun of me.
06:34It's so annoying when you do that.
06:36Too bad.
06:37How come you wanted me to think you're cool?
06:39I-I told you!
06:40I'm a guy, that's how come-
06:41There's no other reason?
06:43Just the fact that you're a guy?
06:45Just drop it, will you?
06:46Stop teasing me!
06:48I'm going back to class,
06:50and I'm not gonna say anything that makes you look bad.
06:55Okaru.
06:57Huh?
06:58We found you!
07:19Hookaroo's here too!
07:20Oh, don't scare me like that!
07:23Now you know how we felt.
07:24One sec you're in class, the next you're gone?
07:26I was freaking out till Kanna said you were found.
07:29She said you were in the hall butt naked and hugging him in front of Class D!
07:32We didn't even see you split from science class!
07:35What the hell's goin' on?
07:37It's kinda hard to explain, but like...
07:40Something weird happened and here we are.
07:42Ohhhh...
07:43That was beyond fate.
07:45I figured out what happened!
07:47Tell it, girl.
07:48All right, young lady.
07:53This student, this Shiratori.
07:56Class D, popular.
07:58You know her, yeah?
08:01Um...
08:02Yeah...
08:02During my investigation,
08:06I discovered this Shiratori from Class D
08:08was found naked like the two of you.
08:12Coincidence?
08:13Nah, I don't think so.
08:14Well, the truth is all three of you are involved in a love triangle.
08:19Drama.
08:21In other words,
08:23this case...
08:25boils down to a fight over a man.
08:28Two women.
08:29And a war for love.
08:35And nerd gladiator combat was the only way to settle it!
08:39The reason Momo was talking to that mantis shrimp
08:44was because she needed it to teach her how to punch
08:46so she could beat the livin' hell out of Shiratori!
08:49Crazy!
08:50Please teach me.
08:51That's why you've been sulking!
08:53Cause you were jealous!
08:54Of Shiratori!
08:55Shut your hole, you idiot!
08:57I am so not jealous of her!
08:58The culprit is you!
09:00It's not!
09:02Are you okay, Ira?
09:03Wanna talk about what happened?
09:05Whatever it is,
09:06if you need help,
09:07we're here for you.
09:08Thanks, you're too sweet.
09:11You're like...
09:12the bestest ever!
09:13But right now,
09:14I don't want to talk about what happened.
09:16It was toads traumatic,
09:18and I need some time to process it.
09:21Damn, I'm popular.
09:23Times like this make the work I put into building it so worth it.
09:26I'll string him along,
09:27and soon,
09:27no one will remember I was even involved.
09:30Whatever happened,
09:31I bet Momo Aya says to blame.
09:34Seriously, guys?
09:35She's been full on harassing Ira lately.
09:37Like dropping that wash tub on her.
09:39That's so not cool.
09:41We can't let Aya say get away with that!
09:43I mean, she's jealous of Miss Shiratori's beauty.
09:45Ugh, what a jerk.
09:47I heard she sleeps with anyone.
09:48I mean, as long as they're a dude.
09:50It's true.
09:51I heard that a couple days ago.
09:53We need to get her back for this.
09:55Let the whole school know what a slut she is.
09:57Yeah!
09:58We'll see that skank what happens
09:59if she makes Miss Shiratori cry.
10:02Yeah!
10:02Get her!
10:03I spread all those lies about her.
10:08Wait, you lied?
10:10What I did was wrong.
10:12So please don't say anything bad about her.
10:17Wait, Ira.
10:19Seriously?
10:20What was that?
10:31I don't know.
10:50I screwed everything up!
10:53Bye-bye, popularity!
10:55Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
10:57Yo, quit it, you dumbass!
10:58You'll mess your brains up even more.
11:04Shut your mouth. What do you want?
11:07Nothing.
11:11So, did your explanation work how you wanted?
11:15Yeah, it did. Everyone in class hates you now.
11:20Hmm. How come you're out here by yourself, then?
11:23Usually you got folks stringing behind you like goldfish turds.
11:26You're so funny. Get lost, will you?
11:30I don't want my classmates thinking we're friends.
11:38You couldn't bring yourself to diss me, could you?
11:41You bet I did! I full-on dissed you! Got a problem with that?
11:46As if...
11:50Can't go home without finishing the job, D?
11:56I've got to earn a living for my family days.
12:02How dare that thing challenge us again?
12:05What's that stuff leaking out of it?
12:07Chikijita, you have a dream!
12:09Hey, dude. You okay there?
12:21Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Chita...
12:23Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch... Ch
12:53Well, it don't seem all that alien.
12:56You sure it ain't a coppa?
12:57You gotta be kidding me!
12:59There's an alien right in front of your face and you still don't believe it?
13:02Yeah, that ain't no alien.
13:04It's definitely a coppa.
13:05Actually, there's a theory that coppa are aliens!
13:09Whatever he is, what are we going to do with him?
13:12Even though we patched him up, he might try to attack us again.
13:19Easy, dude!
13:20You don't want my grandma getting angry!
13:23Oh, that?
13:27We didn't know what you aliens ate, so we made that.
13:29We call that stuff curry.
13:31But it's cool if you don't want it.
13:41This is the first time someone gave me proper medical attention.
13:46It was so kind to me.
13:50I saw her on my land.
13:53I'll never try.
13:54I'll have to think like a headpiece.
14:04Grossies!
14:04Grossies!
14:05Grossies!
14:06Grossies!
14:07Grossies!
14:08What, you?
14:09Grossies!
14:09Quit hogging the toro, bitch!
14:12You ate my uni, you punk!
14:15Since you're a guest, you can only eat the ginger!
14:17If I'm the guest, you should offer me the no-to-gudo!
14:20You're a bitch-ass coppice!
14:22Stick to eating, Kabamaki!
14:23You left that uni on the board!
14:25Yes, cause I was seven for nothing, you jackass dingleberry!
14:29You fuck with shoe balls!
14:30You stupid baldy!
14:32Bunch of ungrateful little turds!
14:35I'll be damned if I serve you sushi again!
14:38My son's terribly sick.
14:43Whenever he poops or pees, he loses all his blood, and if he doesn't get a transfusion
14:48every day, he's gonna die, and he's...
14:51My poor wife died from the same sickness.
14:54To get him treated, I need SNAP-NAPs!
14:57You need what?
14:58I didn't get that.
14:59Ugh, sorry, it's what you folks call cash.
15:02That's what I need.
15:03A ton of cash!
15:07My girlfriend's a war zone.
15:09Wait, what's that?
15:10So there's no jobs and no way to earn a living.
15:13I left home figuring I could bring back cash from another world, Deej.
15:17Most, as Robin, I'm just a pretty dang strong, you know?
15:19So we're perfect for jobs like bodyguards and drowguards and stuff like that.
15:24But I'm kind of weak.
15:26Companies don't hire shell-scats like me for the cushy jobs.
15:31I gotta do risky gig work for criminals, Deej.
15:36I'm a loser.
15:38I couldn't save my wife because I'm so weak and stupid.
15:42Every day my son worries he's gonna die and cause trouble for you good humans.
15:48I'm so pathetic.
15:49A useless bitch!
15:57Is there something we can do to help?
15:59Like, if I gave you my wiener, would that save your son's life?
16:02Huh?
16:02What the hell are you saying?
16:03Are you crazy?
16:04Well, he could sell it and maybe get the money he needs.
16:07I don't care.
16:08I can always get it back later.
16:10Get it back from who?
16:11Those other aliens?
16:12Look, he says his kid's gotta get a transfusion every day, right?
16:15How many transfusions do you think your dingus is gonna buy?
16:18I feel bad for the dude, but he needs a steady income so he can pay for the treatments.
16:22He wants a proper job, but those places won't hire him.
16:25How's he supposed to earn money?
16:27He told us the kind of trouble he's in.
16:29I can't pretend I don't know about it now.
16:31I have to help him.
16:33Okay, okay.
16:34I get how you feel, but...
16:36I'd be happy to get it back.
16:38Takakura's, you know, thing.
16:41Would you shut up, you skank?
16:43All he's trying to do is help the poor guy.
16:45If you're the kind of girl who won't support his wishes, then you're not a good partner for him.
16:49Oh, right!
16:50Like you could be!
16:54What Momo Ayase said is right, Dish.
16:57I need a proper job to save my son.
17:00Ken Takakura, I appreciate you wanting to help, Dish.
17:05You've been so kind, but I don't want to bother you with my problems.
17:11I won't come back and bother you again, I swear.
17:15Thanks for your hospitality, Dish.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:21Hold up.
17:22Your blood's got to be the stinkiest I ever smelled.
17:25How could you be so rude to him?
17:27What are you, anti-alien?
17:29Calm down.
17:30I ain't anti-anyone.
17:34So all that white goop you're leaking, that's your blood, huh?
17:37I think I know where I smelled that kind of smell before.
17:42Dish?
17:47Suck down some of that.
17:59What?
18:00Oh!
18:02No way!
18:04Just like our blood!
18:05This is the same thing!
18:08What the hell?
18:10How is that possible, Gran?
18:11I know it's weird, but his bandages smell just like a rag does after you've wiped up some milk with it.
18:17I heard folks say milk was cow's blood before.
18:19Who would have thought plain old cow sauce was copper blood, too?
18:22Do you hear that?
18:24All you need is milk to save your kids!
18:25Show for demons what is milk!
18:27Well, our blood's a bit thicker, Dish.
18:30That's homogenized, so it's easier for humans to drink.
18:34I know a dairy farmer in town.
18:36I'll see if you can have one of his cows.
18:39I think it's going to sort out all your problems.
18:42Take care, big guy.
18:43Take care, big guy.
19:13Take care, big guy.
19:15Take care, big guy.
19:17Take care, big guy.
19:18Take care, big guy.
19:20Take care, big guy.
19:21Don't come back here.
19:22Be a son.
19:24Come back, big guy.
19:26Cheers!
19:32Well, Grandma, believe in aliens now?
19:44Nah, that was totally a copper.
19:46What? Okaroon, tell this old bat what's up!
19:49Like I said, there's a theory Kappa are aliens.
19:55We beg you, buy us new Skull uniforms with your Tedoria money!
20:00How many times I gotta buy you Numb Skull's new uniforms? It's getting old.
20:06We'll be super careful with the new ones, promise!
20:09Why are you dragging us into this?
20:11None of us have money.
20:12In times like this, you swallow your pride and exploit the wallets of the adults.
20:16It's our third time doing it.
20:18Ok, I'll buy them. For Ira and the Wonder Nerd.
20:21Whoa! Hold on! Why you're only buying theirs? I'm your grandkid!
20:25I don't like them shifty eyes ears.
20:27They give off a let's exploit the adults wallet vibe.
20:32You want a uniform? Do a Hiroshi impersonation.
20:37You gotta be kidding me! I ain't making a fool out of myself for you!
20:40Whoa! Whoa! You're talking to an adult with a fat wallet here.
20:44You want a new uniform or don't ya? Make up your mind.
20:48No skin off my nose, either way.
20:50I ain't the one who's gotta go to school.
20:57That's the weirdest face ever!
21:00Well?
21:01That's so half-ass. Commit to it!
21:04Oh...
21:05Huh?
21:06Answer that. In character. The posture, the voice, the works.
21:09Rocket engine valve.
21:11Rocket engine valve.
21:13Keep it up, Momo, and don't stop.
21:14Rocket engine valve.
21:15I'm watching ya!
21:19Rocket engine valve.
21:22Hey!
21:23Rocket engine valve.
21:24Hey, uh, Momo.
21:29Gigi?
21:33That's about time. Your mom let me know you were coming over.
21:37Wait, hold up. Why is he here?
21:40Who is this person?
21:41He used to be Momo's best friend, back when they were kids.
21:51Her first crush, too.
21:53Yes!
21:53Let's just!
21:57What?
22:00What?
23:31That was a copa.
23:32Actually, Takakura called it a Dover Demon.
23:34She just saw an abduction.
23:36She's in shock.
23:37Next time, first love.
23:38Theories about aliens aside, a copa is called a Chupacabra in Latin America.
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