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00:00you're 27 years old no i'm 20 you've got a wife and kid no i'm single you like curry no i like
00:10ramen that santa dodoria was something else she got everything wrong that idol's so young there's
00:20no way he's got a wife and kid hell even i could have guessed that one should we run this or dump
00:27it might as well run it hardly anyone watches local shows like this anyway
00:31excuse me aren't you santa dodoria i saw you on tv the other day do you really have psychic powers or
00:52is it just an act drop me here i'll walk huh i wasn't trying to insult you or anything honest
01:02i was hoping for a prediction i predict you'll die if you don't leave
01:06well well
01:13well well first i thought you brought home another scumbag turns out this one ain't even human
01:41swear to god my grandkid has been nothing but trouble lately the stress of it all is drying my skin
01:47out get up let's sort you out
01:52i don't know
01:59i don't know
02:01i don't know
02:03i don't know
02:05i don't know
02:06i don't know
02:08i don't know
02:10i don't know
02:12Humming
02:42I'll see you next time.
03:12I'll see you next time.
03:42And now you're standing in the trap I had waiting for you.
03:51If you step foot out of that circle, you'll die.
03:55That right there is a barrier, hun.
03:57See that warding nail inside this circle?
04:02That means I'm standing in a barrier.
04:04The nail outside your circle means the barrier's all around you.
04:09So if you're wondering how you got barbecued before, it's because I was already standing inside my barrier.
04:15When I get out, I'm gonna eat you alive.
04:28You think this stupid barrier will keep me trapped forever?
04:32I wasn't planning on keeping you at all, hun.
04:35The plan was to kill you.
04:44Stand your ground!
04:46Or I'll knock you over the line!
04:48You poor thing.
04:53Being fast doesn't help you much in that barrier, does it?
04:56You dirty old hag!
04:58Now the old hag calls an old hag a dirty old hag.
05:01I hate hypocrites.
05:06If you kill me, the boy I curse dies with me!
05:10You want that?
05:13Any scumbag that seduces my grandkid gets murdered.
05:18Even if they're human.
05:22Buh-bye.
05:24Dirty old hag!
05:38Okaroon!
05:40Wait, were you home this whole time?
05:42Keep your voice down.
05:44I'm trying to watch Bakutono here.
05:46But I...
05:47I need to talk to you about something kind of important.
05:50You went someplace haunted.
05:51Uh-huh.
05:54Well, I didn't go.
05:56A friend of mine did.
05:57Why?
05:59Oh, you know.
06:00We were talking.
06:02One thing led to another.
06:07This Bakutono's a national treasure.
06:09Stop watching that and listen!
06:12Did you happen to see a boy around here?
06:13Because, like, there's going to be big trouble if I'm not with him.
06:17Trouble like the evil spirit I killed?
06:20Huh?
06:21What'd the spirit look like?
06:23Did it have glasses?
06:25What's your problem?
06:27I thought you didn't believe in ghosts and stuff like that.
06:31Besides, I'm a fake, remember?
06:37How long are you going to hold that against me?
06:39We could be in danger!
06:41All I want is a straight answer from you!
06:43Okay.
06:44Don't believe that stuff.
06:46There are no ghosts.
06:48Take it from a fake medium.
06:55Grandma!
06:56Hmm?
06:57I apologize.
07:02I was wrong and I admit it.
07:04Now, please, tell me what you did with the evil spirit.
07:09Go to the main shrine.
07:12You old bag!
07:14If you hurt Okorun, I'll never forgive you!
07:16I guess I didn't want to miss my chance.
07:21He was just a guy that was into the paranormal.
07:24He just wanted a friend.
07:26This is my fault.
07:27I forced him to go into that tunnel.
07:30I'm sorry, Okorun.
07:32Oh, Okorun!
07:33You're alive!
07:39Thank goodness!
07:40I don't remember what happened!
07:42I thought I killed you!
07:44Hey!
07:45Masayase?
07:48Masayase!
07:49You four-eyed freak!
07:51You're still alive!
07:52What?
07:53Yeah, I'm alive!
07:54Sorry if that pisses you off!
07:57Man.
07:58This is so annoying.
08:03So, is hanging with monsters a new thing, or were you always doing that?
08:09Please! Don't scare me!
08:11As long as he's in there, the curse won't kick in.
08:14But if he takes one step outside, he's back in monster mode.
08:18What was the point in lying to me and saying you killed him?
08:21Freaked you out for a sec, didn't it?
08:23Is this the kind of guy you're into?
08:25Hell no!
08:27This, like, Turbo Granny stole his...
08:30peen.
08:30And she said he was gonna stay cursed till he got it back.
08:34The whole thing's messed up.
08:35And it's my fault what happened to him happened.
08:38I wanna help him, but I don't know how.
08:40Hmm, so you are into him.
08:42I am not!
08:44And another thing.
08:45I got psychic power or whatever now.
08:48What the hell are you talking about?
08:50I went somewhere and saw a UFO.
08:52Something happened, and now I got these powers.
08:55Interesting, but UFOs ain't real.
08:58Yeah, I thought so too.
08:59Till yesterday.
09:00When I saw aliens.
09:02Anyway, I really do have psychic powers now,
09:04and if I don't use them to keep Okarun's curse in check,
09:07he freaks the F out!
09:08That totally tracks, because psychic powers are real.
09:11Wow, not like you're biased or anything.
09:14So Turbo Granny's got her hooks in the kid.
09:17She's a real pain in the ass, let me tell you.
09:20Way back when, she was called the 100 kilometers an hour Granny,
09:24and she used to rampage all over the country.
09:26She was a modern-day Yokai, but sightings were rare.
09:30One day, I heard she was hanging out in that old tunnel,
09:33so I went to check it out for myself.
09:35The place felt weird.
09:39The spiritual power in that tunnel was so strong, I couldn't go inside.
09:45You know what a bound spirit is?
09:48It's a spirit that stays in one location that it's got a strong attachment to.
09:53And of all the spirits in their territory, they're the strongest.
09:57They're so strong, no spirit medium can hope to fight them.
10:03And that tunnel already had a bound spirit in it.
10:08You know what that means, don't you?
10:14Turbo Granny and that bound spirit had fused into one.
10:17Don't you go back there.
10:26Last thing I want is to lose you to that.
10:32It's the kid's problem, and there's nothing you can do for him.
10:35Best to forget about him.
10:39Go back to your normal life.
10:40Times like this, I wonder, what would the Ken I love do?
10:48When I'm confused and can't decide,
10:51I ask myself that, and I always pick right.
10:54So?
10:56If Ken had to choose, he'd step up and help.
10:59And that's what I'm gonna do.
11:02The kid told me his name was Ken.
11:05So you are in love with him.
11:06No, I don't mean him!
11:08I wasn't talking about that, Ken!
11:09Hey, kid, she's totally in love with you.
11:11Congrats.
11:12No!
11:13I was talking about Ken, the actor!
11:14The actor!
11:15If you're gonna help, we'll need a plan.
11:18Huh?
11:20You'll play tag with Turbo Granny.
11:22Huh?
11:23She's so fast, she thinks no one can run away from her.
11:26So if you challenge her,
11:27she'll accept without thinking twice about it.
11:29Now, here's the tough part.
11:31The bound spirit's territory is Shono City.
11:34You'll have to lure Turbo Granny outside the city limits
11:37without getting caught.
11:38And once she's out of her territory,
11:40she'll be so weak,
11:41even you guys can take her out.
11:43No sweat.
11:44I can't play tag with no Turbo Granny.
11:47I got noodle legs.
11:48I get winded if I run a block.
11:50Why can't we use a barrier?
11:52Can't you make one that's gnarly enough for her?
11:54We can put it in the tunnel!
11:56I wish I could, kiddo.
12:00But I can't use my power to help.
12:02What?
12:02Why can't you?
12:03My barrier spells work
12:05because I borrow the power of the god
12:06that lives in this territory.
12:08If I leave Kamigoe City,
12:10I don't have any power.
12:11That's how it is.
12:13I didn't know territory supplied to us.
12:15Yep.
12:16And every territory has its own god.
12:18The trick is to play home games,
12:20never away games.
12:22Anywho,
12:23Tag's the only way to get rid of Turbo Granny.
12:25If you get in shape,
12:26you'll probably get fast enough
12:27to beat her in a race.
12:29You're not kidding, are you?
12:30You remember how hard I trained for track,
12:32and even then,
12:33I still couldn't make the team?
12:35You don't have to train.
12:36Hmm?
12:37He does.
12:38Oh, gotcha.
12:40May I join the conversation about me now?
12:43Sorry, I forgot.
12:45Okaroon's got no stamina at all.
12:47She's right, I don't.
12:49And to hold his curse down,
12:50I have to stick close to him.
12:52He can carry you piggyback.
12:54How much do you weigh, Messiah?
12:56Would you like to die?
12:58Yeah, this won't work.
12:59In, like, curse mode,
13:01I can only go all out about twice.
13:03That's true.
13:04Then train so you can go all out all the time.
13:07Push-ups, sit-ups, back work, squats,
13:09five sets and a hundred reps of each.
13:10Huh?
13:10Do it.
13:12And Momo?
13:12Momo, you have to train your psychic powers.
13:15They need to be at a higher level than they are now.
13:19Since I won't be any help in the fight,
13:22both of you have to get way stronger.
13:24So, it looks like I'll be training the two of you now.
13:27We start tomorrow, so get some sleep.
13:30Actually, four eyes.
13:31Get some reps in now.
13:33Oh, sure.
13:35She's so young for a grandma.
13:37And so annoying.
13:39I need to apologize for something.
13:46What?
13:46Before, when we were fighting that big alien,
13:50I got so desperate there,
13:52I couldn't think of anyone other than myself.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:55Don't be.
13:56That was a hairy situation.
13:58Yeah, but the way you handled it,
14:01you saved me and killed the alien.
14:05I just want you to know that I'll do my best.
14:08So the next time something like that happens,
14:11I can save you.
14:13I don't want to disappoint you.
14:15And I don't want you to stop being my friend.
14:18Look, I'm not disappointed in you.
14:22Don't overthink it.
14:25Then why'd you go and slam the door in my face before?
14:28Well, that was...
14:30I knew it!
14:31You are disappointed in me!
14:33I just said I wasn't, but right now, yeah!
14:36Because you're being a pain in the ass!
14:38I'm sorry.
14:39You were pretty rad during that fight.
14:43But you're still a dork,
14:45and next time,
14:46I'll probably have to save you then, too.
14:50I'll get you a futon.
14:51You're sleeping out here tonight.
14:59Miss Ayase!
15:00Yeah?
15:02I am...
15:03I'm sort of...
15:04You know, um...
15:07I'm thirsty,
15:10so may I have some water?
15:14Grandma,
15:14you mind if I have some of your barley tea?
15:17Nope.
15:19Shocking news just came in.
15:21We have learned that Shoma,
15:22the famous pop idol,
15:23has a sacred child.
15:25And he is not 20 years old,
15:26as he's recently claimed,
15:28but 27.
15:29What about his favorite food?
15:31It's curry, not ramen, like I said.
15:35Also,
15:36he and his partner
15:37are not
15:37legally married.
15:44The news is hot garbage these days.
15:48Miss Ayase!
15:50Oh, crap.
15:51Oh, Karun.
15:51He's gotta use the bathroom!
15:54Let him.
15:55I can't.
15:55That's the problem.
15:56Remember what I told you?
15:58If something's blocking my view of him,
15:59I can't keep a lid on his curse.
16:01The only way to let him do his business
16:02is for me to watch him doing it.
16:04Then watch.
16:05I am not watching him do his business!
16:07I wouldn't let you anyway!
16:09I'd rather explode than lose my dignity!
16:12Get up, looking!
16:13Turn around!
16:13I could use some ideas if you got him.
16:18Yeah, I got nothing.
16:20I am curious about how you're suppressing his curse, though.
16:23Oh, yeah, that.
16:25How do I put it?
16:25It's like I see an aura around him.
16:28Really?
16:29And if I picture my hands squeezing it,
16:32the aura shrinks and the curse settles down.
16:35Auras come in different colors.
16:37I can see them on everything.
16:40Even rocks and trees.
16:41If I concentrate, I can grab them.
16:44Then I can move them up and down,
16:45back and forth, however I want.
16:47But only in a tiny area.
16:49Hmm.
16:50I always thought supernatural abilities
16:52would be more powerful.
16:53Yours seem kind of unlimited.
16:57When my powers first awakened in me,
16:59they were a hell of a lot more awesome than this.
17:01Suddenly, it was like
17:02whatever I imagined became real.
17:05I felt like I was invincible.
17:07But that didn't last too long.
17:09And now all I can do is grab auras and stuff.
17:11Mama, close your eyes for a bit.
17:13No!
17:13I don't want the curse taking him over again!
17:16I think your problem is
17:17you rely on your eyes too much.
17:20Use one of your other senses.
17:21Like your sense of touch, maybe.
17:24If you can grab auras,
17:25I bet that also means you can feel them.
17:27So, shut your peepers
17:28and try feeling the aura against your skin.
17:33Reach out and feel it.
17:40It's cold.
17:42Is it working?
17:44Yeah, not really.
17:46Dang it!
17:47Double dang it.
17:48I can't take it anymore!
17:51This is it!
17:51I'm gonna blow!
17:53Do something,
17:54or he's gonna crap his pants.
17:55I was doing what you told me to!
17:57I don't want you watching me use the bathroom,
17:59but...
17:59I won't soil myself in front of you either!
18:02Get back here!
18:04Sosu face!
18:06Don't go dropping loads
18:08in other people's houses!
18:09It's bad manners!
18:10Not if you're desperate!
18:11Wait!
18:13I didn't say you could use the bathroom!
18:14Yeah, whatever!
18:15The turtle head's broken out
18:16and there's no stuff in here!
18:17Oh, it's on now!
18:19In this house,
18:19no one runs faster than me!
18:20Except the guy tried to use the bathroom!
18:23Nice form,
18:24Ken Takakura!
18:26I beat you all!
18:27This is humiliating.
18:33For you and me both.
18:35I always wanted to have a paranormal experience,
18:37like getting kidnapped by aliens.
18:40Very real.
18:41But this sucks.
18:43I just want this curse to end already.
18:46Momo,
18:47you said when you first got your powers,
18:49you felt invincible for a little while there.
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51I think you were accessing your full power then.
18:55But for some reason or another,
18:57it got sealed off.
18:58That actually sounds kind of cool.
19:01It's a pain in the ass.
19:02You have to unseal your power
19:04bit by bit through training.
19:05Who knows how long it'll take
19:07till you can access all of it.
19:08You got time now.
19:10The kid needs to get in shape
19:11and that's gonna take a while.
19:12I hate that you have to watch me on the toilet!
19:15You think I like you?
19:19Grandma!
19:20It's Turbo Granny!
19:21She's loose again!
19:22Grandma?
19:23Can you hear me?
19:24What have you done to my grandma,
19:26you bitch?
19:27Your choice,
19:29heart attack or stroke?
19:30How do you want her to die?
19:33My curse is contagious
19:35thanks to this brat here.
19:38I can curse anyone
19:39he looks at to death!
19:43No more playing around, Missy.
19:45I won't give you any more time!
19:48Come to the tunnel tonight.
19:50Or I'm gonna use the kid
19:52to curse and kill everyone!
19:54A tunnel!
19:56Tonight!
19:57What happened?
20:03Grandma!
20:04Why am I bleeding?
20:06Your ears are bleeding too!
20:08Is your head okay?
20:11Momo,
20:11tell me everything that just happened.
20:13Do I have to wear this?
20:17I can't see through my mask.
20:19Those outfits are evil spirit proof,
20:21so they stay on.
20:23You gotta be super careful now,
20:24or you could die.
20:25You know,
20:26we might look harmless,
20:27but we did beat up those aliens pretty good.
20:29There's no such thing as aliens,
20:31and quit joking around.
20:32This is serious.
20:33Yes, ma'am.
20:35Can you give the attitude a rest already?
20:37Because that's the reason
20:38you're always getting into trouble.
20:40You never listened to me,
20:41even when you were little.
20:42Okay,
20:43jeez!
20:44Your nagging's what's gonna kill me.
20:46Come on, Okaroon.
20:51Momo!
20:52What?
20:53What is it?
20:54Why are we going by train?
21:19Because it's too far by bike,
21:21and we're gonna need all our strength
21:22to pull this off.
21:23Turbo Granny's gonna wish
21:25she never met me.
21:26I'm sorry I put you in danger.
21:28Not even!
21:31No way can I let that ghost hag
21:33hurt someone I care about.
21:35I'm coming, Turbo Granny,
21:37and I'm gonna kick your ass!
21:53Oh my gosh.
21:55I'm coming too.
21:56Hey!
21:57I'm coming too.
21:59Take it.
22:00Yeah!
22:00See you next time.
22:30so
22:33yeah
22:52yeah
22:57yeah
22:59You can't change here! Everyone on a train's stalling!
23:14I'm not wearing that stupid outfit.
23:16What are you talking about? The whole point of wearing it is to protect you from evil spirits. Your grandma said so!
23:22Please, I look like a dork.
23:26Fashion is the best armor for Gyaru.
23:29And looking fire is what hypes me up for a fight.
23:32You're in a good mood.
23:36Yeah, isn't this fun?
23:38Not even. I feel like I'm about to puke.
23:41Who you calling Tacky, you old hag?
23:44Wait, what?
23:45Turbo Granny called me Tacky the other day, remember?
23:48What? She did?
23:49Yeah, when you were rocking the curse!
23:51Let's do this!
23:52Next time, kicking Turbo Granny's ass!
23:54I wish we didn't have to take the train.
23:56I wish we didn't have to take the train.
23:59I wish we could take the train.
24:01I wish we could take the train and don't even take the train or take it!
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