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00:00His balls are covered in a layer of my spiritual energy.
00:07They're five centimeters across and gold and shiny.
00:11You'll know them when you see them.
00:13They're hard to miss.
00:14Well, I'm not seeing them anywhere.
00:16This is insane!
00:17We're never gonna find anything that tiny!
00:19If you haven't come across those suckers by now,
00:21they've probably been snatched up already.
00:23What?
00:24Them balls are chock full of a powerful life force now.
00:27The kind of energy spirits in Yokai are attracted to the most.
00:31Evil spirits especially want that kind of high-grade energy
00:35because they think it'll resurrect them.
00:37That's why I always hear about them attacking folks,
00:40because they're trying to steal their life force.
00:42That's bad news all around.
00:45If someone's already got them, we'll never find them.
00:48As far as I'm concerned, that's your problem.
00:52Well, now it's your problem, too, because you lost them!
00:57Get off and help us look!
00:59Ah, you got the rest of the crew!
01:01No!
01:02Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
01:04Oh, you bastards.
01:06I swear I'm not gonna forget this.
01:08Let's go back to my place.
01:10We need to strategize.
01:11Okay.
01:12Nothing?
01:13No balls anywhere.
01:15It'd help if we had some idea where they dropped.
01:19I'll ask around.
01:21See if anyone's got any ball intel.
01:24Ball intel?
01:25Oh, and kid, it's great you got Turbo Granny's powers in you,
01:28but don't forget they're still her powers.
01:31It might feel like you got control over them now,
01:33but they're still dangerous.
01:35Remember that.
01:36Stay out of trouble for now, okay?
01:38Okay.
01:39Okay.
01:49Dude!
01:50Yo, are you and Ayase a thing?
01:52Huh?
01:53Um, no, we're not dating.
01:55Oh, for real?
01:56Interesting.
01:57In that case, mind doing me a salad and introducing us?
02:01Ayase's super cute, don't you think?
02:04I've been wanting to get to know her for a minute now.
02:06Ms. Ayase is... cute?
02:09I never even considered it.
02:11I was just happy I made my first friend.
02:14Now that I think about it...
02:16Yeah, she is kinda cute.
02:19What am I thinking?!
02:20She's my friend!
02:21Stop thinking she's cute, you jerk!
02:24That's so cute!
02:25So, you guys have done it, right?
02:26What?
02:27Or it is she gets down and dirty with anyone.
02:30Wait, who'd you hear that from?
02:32Beats me, man.
02:33Does she, though?
02:34She does, doesn't she?
02:35Who started this rumor about her?
02:39Dude, you got a death wish or something?
02:42Let go.
02:44I wanna know who started this rumor about her.
02:48FYI, dude.
02:52Momo ain't that kinda girl.
02:55Last chance.
02:57Who started this rumor?
02:59It wasn't me!
03:00I swear!
03:01I'm sorry!
03:02I'm sorry!
03:03I'm sorry!
03:04Are you okay, bro?
03:05Take it easy!
03:06Sorry!
03:07Dude!
03:08Oh!
03:09Oh!
03:10Oh!
03:11Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:25Calm down!
03:26Calm down!
03:27Calm down!
03:28Hey!
03:29Huh?
03:30Huh?
03:31We're having a hard time, are we?
03:32Ugh!
03:33Ugh!
03:34Ugh!
03:35Ugh!
03:36Ugh!
03:37Ugh!
03:38Ugh!
03:39Ugh!
03:40Ugh!
03:41Ugh!
03:42Ugh!
03:43Ugh!
03:44I ain't seen a school in centuries.
03:46How fancy-schmancy.
03:47Ew!
03:48What the?
03:49You're supposed to be back at Messiah's Days!
03:51What are you doing here, dammit?!
03:53Seiko said, and I quote,
03:55You can go out, cat.
03:56It's not like you can do anything anyway.
03:59Sounds like something she'd say.
04:01You got bigger problems than me, boy.
04:04It's obvious my power's a bit too much for you to handle.
04:07But if you let me in your body again, I can fix everything!
04:11Don't worry.
04:12Soon as I get my power back, I'll leave ya.
04:16I promise.
04:17It's an easy-peasy process.
04:20Give me a break!
04:21I'm not gonna fall for your tricks.
04:23Give me back my balls, and then we'll talk!
04:25Okay!
04:26Ugh!
04:27Ugh!
04:28Ugh!
04:29Whatcha got there?
04:30Ugh!
04:31Oh, hi!
04:32Well, I sort of bumped into church-
04:34Shh!
04:35Quiet!
04:36I say super cute, don't you think?
04:46S-super cute.
04:51Hey, wait!
04:52Where are you going?
04:53What's your problem?
04:54It's no problem at all.
04:55Honest.
04:56Then how about you turn and look at me?
04:58I can't right now.
04:59Hey, I wanna talk to you!
05:01Why are you running away?
05:03Stop running!
05:04I'm not running!
05:05Well, guess I'll snoop around the campus and see what I've been missing all this time.
05:16Why you look so pissed, Momo?
05:19Did, like, something happen with the bae again?
05:22He's avoiding me for some stupid reason.
05:24That's why I'm pissed off.
05:25And he ate my bae, dammit.
05:26I think he's a good dude.
05:28I know.
05:29Wait, what do you mean?
05:30What's up?
05:31The folks in Class C been yappin'.
05:33Hm?
05:34Like...
05:35You got into a fight with some other dude for trash-talkin' ya.
05:38For real?
05:39Yup.
05:40I guess someone's been spreading nasty rumors about ya.
05:43Your boy found out and went off on some dude over it.
05:47Then what's the deal with him avoiding me?
05:51I'm just way too pretty.
05:56I can't walk down the halls without getting stared at by everyone.
06:00I'm not the typical cutie.
06:03I smile and wave at all the blackheads in my school.
06:07Cause if they think they have a shot with a pretty girl, that gives them a little bit of hope.
06:12I'm beauty and kindness personified.
06:15But even someone as perfect as I am can get super upset sometimes.
06:19So in order to get back at that bitch, I started a rumor she's a slut.
06:25But it didn't get traction and now I'm more mad.
06:28I'm the only one who knows.
06:30She is definitely a demon.
06:32I totally saw him.
06:36Clear as day.
06:39She had demon wings sprouting from her back.
06:44I see you now, Momo Ayase.
06:47You demon!
06:48My sudden ability to see evil incarnate is a gift.
06:54Therefore, I must have been chosen.
06:58Which makes sense actually.
07:00My beauty is angelic.
07:03Why else would this drop from heaven for me to find?
07:07This golden ball!
07:10I'm being told to go forth and save this world from all evil.
07:18Very well.
07:19I shall.
07:21It's my duty.
07:23As a beautiful girl!
07:39I'm being told to go inside the world.
07:41I'm drawing this way.
07:42I'm drawing this way.
07:43I'm a beautiful girl.
07:44It's my agent as mine of you.
07:46It equals one less than you are in mind.
07:47I'm as a stray guy.
07:48I'm as a foreign guy.
07:49You can't run around.
07:50What do I do when I stop?
07:51When it comes to 4 hours at the conseguir.
07:52It's my fault.
07:53It's my fault.
07:54It's my fault.
07:55It's my fault.
07:56I'm out.
07:58It's my fault.
07:59You're so late.
08:00You're so late.
08:02You're so late.
08:03You're so late.
08:04You're so late.
08:06You're so late.
08:07Then when the pain goes up
08:08When the heart goes up
08:09Pressing off the head
08:11But the next day, the flower came from the center
08:13From the nightly, changing the light
08:16I will turn on the window
08:17We will go on the window
08:20If the heart goes up, the heart is
08:21When the heart goes up, the heart goes up
08:23We will turn on the window
08:25From the nightly, changing the light
08:27We will turn on the window
08:30How could you live in your head?
08:32You are inside your head
08:35Mata no raya mi mi no naka
08:37Mune no oku ni iitsu iteru peloti
08:41Risk movie
08:43Pandora
09:01Ow! Jeez! Stop it clippin....
09:06What the heck? A marble?
09:13Oh, my God.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:55Ira!
09:58We found all the stuff you wanted. We borrowed them, so be careful.
10:02Great! Now I have everything I need.
10:05Why does it smell like oil? Is it a real crucifix?
10:15I don't know how it looks real enough.
10:17Are you seriously going through with this?
10:19Of course I am! Because I'm so gorgeous, I've been chosen by heaven!
10:24I'm going to save the world from evil.
10:29Well, you're my friend, so I believe you, but you've been acting weird lately.
10:33This stuff's weird, too, and whatever you're planning on doing with it...
10:37Hold on! You see her?
10:39You see her?
10:42You guys see the woman in the red dress?
10:48No, there's no one on the field. It's empty.
10:51If you can't see her, then she's a familiar!
10:53And I bet Momo Ayase conjured her to spy on us!
10:56Don't just stand there, get down!
10:58Stay out of sight or she'll see you!
11:00Hey, whatcha doing down there?
11:02Uh, it's so darn hot today, so I was just enjoying the cool wall!
11:07You're such a ditz, Shiratori!
11:09Hey, don't go calling me a ditz! Everyone calls me that and it's not true!
11:14Faker.
11:21That was kinda ditzy.
11:22Shh! Not so loud, too, Mimi!
11:24Yep, still cute, though!
11:30Hey!
11:33Yes?
11:34Turn around so I can see ya!
11:36No! I have to keep an eye on Turbo Granny or she'll run away!
11:39You couldn't catch me if I did ya, Squirt!
11:42You're supposed to be at home, not hanging with us!
11:45Heh! Give me one good reason why I have to do what you tell me!
11:48Uh, I beat your ass fair and square?
11:50That does it! You wanna go, I'll murder ya!
11:53Let's go right now! I'm right here!
11:55Hey, Momo!
11:56I'm standing here!
11:57I'm worried about a creepy lady Turbo Granny said she saw...
11:59Go on, ask her about it!
12:02So's you know, I ain't been strolling around your stupid school doing nothing!
12:06I've been looking for them golden balls, ya idiot!
12:09Oh, sure!
12:10Yeah, I totally believe you're helping us now, ya idiot!
12:13Say your goodbyes, cause you're dead!
12:16Actually, they could be here.
12:18I've been thinking and there's a possibility a human found them before a yokai did.
12:22Wouldn't surprise me if a human's got them.
12:25They're all pretty and shiny and golden.
12:29The problem is, if a human does got them, they'd activate the spiritual power in the human.
12:34They'd be seeing spirits then!
12:36And if they can see spirits, that means spirits can see them!
12:41They'd be in a whole lot of danger!
12:44Seriously?
12:45Why didn't you say so before?
12:47Tell me about this creepy chick you saw!
12:49I don't know what she calls herself.
12:53But after school, I'll point her out to ya!
12:56Momo Ayase...
12:59I have no idea how powerful she is.
13:02Will the cross and holy book I have be enough to defeat her?
13:07She also has a familiar...
13:11Can I fight both of them at the same time?
13:15She's getting closer...
13:17The woman in the red dress...
13:18Hey, Okarun!
13:23Let's start looking around.
13:25Where's Granny at?
13:27My backpack?
13:31Momo Ayase!
13:35I need to have a word with you.
13:37Just you and I.
13:40Nope, can't.
13:41Kinda busy right now.
13:43It won't take long, I promise.
13:47It's the chick I dropped the wash tub on.
13:50Does she know it was me?
13:52I don't wanna have drama later, so I better go.
13:55Why don't you go on and start without me?
13:57What?
13:58I'll find you later!
14:00Kay...
14:02Oh man...
14:03I don't know if I can do this on my own.
14:06That's her.
14:07Huh?
14:12So, what'd you wanna talk to me about in a dump like this?
14:29Die! You demon!
14:31Ew! Why's that smell like a gas can?
14:34Shut up!
14:35Return to the pits of hell!
14:37She's fighting me!
14:39Grab her legs and hold her down!
14:41Ah!
14:42Let me go, you scumbags!
14:51Darn you!
14:52And your wings!
14:53If the cross won't work, time for plan B!
14:58My gift from heaven!
15:00My golden ball!
15:04Wait...
15:05You're the dumb master who picked up his balls?
15:07You know about this?
15:10Well, it's mine, so there!
15:12This ball was bestowed unto me by all that is good and holy to save the world from evil!
15:16Holy!
15:17That's Okarun's free intestine! I'll get it back!
15:20Blasphemer!
15:21This ball is sacred!
15:23Shut your vulgar mouth, you...
15:25I'm telling you, that's a gold-plated dude nut, you idiot!
15:29Get off me!
15:31We found her!
15:32You made it in the nick of time!
15:34She's the one that got your balls!
15:36Yo, she's the creepy lady!
15:37He's your helper?
15:39No, you got her all wrong!
15:40She's not the creepy lady!
15:42She's the one in danger here!
15:44The creepy lady's after her!
15:48Finally, Ira!
15:50I have you back!
15:53I've been waiting and waiting for so long!
15:57Until you could see me again!
16:03Mommy!
16:08Your mommy's right here, love!
16:11The familiar!
16:15Get her, Okarun!
16:17On it!
16:24Silly boy!
16:27Are you trying to take my little Ira?
16:30Wait, you're a demon too?
16:32Man, I hate this.
16:34I wanna go home.
16:36I'm so bummed.
16:41You can't have him!
16:43She's mine!
16:47Okarun!
16:48Hey, quit eating him!
16:51Damn it!
16:55With my real hands tied, I can't control my ghost hand!
16:57Ghost hand!
17:07We're together again, Ira!
17:10For over ten years now, I waited for you to see me!
17:14Hey you!
17:16Aren't you ISAs familiar?
17:18Familiar?
17:20Are you crazy?
17:21I'm your mother!
17:23Have you any idea how much I love you?
17:26When you were a little girl, you called me Mommy!
17:31I was so happy!
17:33I was never happier than I was that day!
17:36Call me Mommy again, please!
17:37Please!
17:38Huh?
17:41Call me Mommy!
17:42Do it!
17:44Hey you!
17:45Give Okarun back!
17:49Didn't anyone tell you attacking the livings against the rules?
17:53How about you shut your mouth?
17:55We're having an emotional reunion over here!
17:57What's going on here, ISA?
17:59What is this thing?
18:00Wait!
18:01If you're fighting it, then it's your enemy!
18:03Join forces with me and together we can kill this demon!
18:07I have no idea what you're talking about!
18:10What a day!
18:12I was close to being that damn thing's dinner!
18:16Turbo Granny!
18:18Uh-huh!
18:19That right there's an acrobatic silky!
18:22What are you doing with Muko's phone?!
18:24You're looking online for info about this thing?!
18:27Red dress, acrobatics, silky hair...
18:30She's an acrobatic silky, alright!
18:32How can you not know she's a yokai?
18:34You're a yokai!
18:35I don't got time to memorize all the rookie nobodies!
18:38I was chosen by heaven itself because of my angelic beauty!
18:42It's my duty to rid this world of monsters like you!
18:46Ira dear, what did you say?
18:49I said I kill monsters like you!
18:51I'll bring peace to this-
18:55Hey you big ass goon!
18:57What are you going around eating everybody for?!
19:00You turned her against me!
19:01Ira was good until you came along and made her a delinquent!
19:06She called me a monster!
19:08It's your fault she hates me!
19:11Granny!
19:12Cut my hands loose, hurry!
19:14Can't their zip ties.
19:15What are you talking about? Help me!
19:17She just ate Ocaroon in one gulp!
19:19I can't fight her by myself!
19:20Maybe if you hadn't taken my power away I could help you!
19:24As it stands now I can't!
19:26Oh come on you-
19:28For starters, I want an apology!
19:35Say you're sorry you made her hate me!
19:37Say it! Now!
19:38Say it! Now!
19:41Piss off!
19:47My acrobatics will whip you around like a tornado!
19:51I can grab onto any and everything then float away!
19:54Oh you hopeless child!
20:05I prefer Ira says it!
20:08But if you really want to I won't mind!
20:11Go on now, call me mommy!
20:13If you do I'll forgive you!
20:16Well?
20:17I can't hear you!
20:20Say it with me!
20:21Ready?
20:23I'm sorry mommy!
20:27Come on say it you little brat!
20:29Call me mommy!
20:31Say it!
20:33Piss off!
20:43Where has my child gone off to?
20:48Oh great, you ate her too!
20:51Hey you piss aunt!
20:52Give back them kids you swallowed now!
20:55I'll let the slide if you do!
20:57Who are you?
20:59Can't you see I'm busy?
21:00Go away!
21:02Don't you sass me you punk!
21:04You best respect your elders!
21:06Sounds like you have a death wish!
21:09You know about monarchy Neko?
21:11They got themselves a knack for summoning good fortune to em!
21:14When you swallowed Momo some of your hair went with her!
21:18Oh it burns!
21:20What's going on?
21:21My hair's on fire!
21:22I can feel it in me too!
21:24What have you done to me you filthy cat!
21:27That thing the other girl had wasn't no crucifix!
21:30It was a lighter!
21:33And either her or Momo sitting in your stomach sparked it up!
21:37And set fire to your hair with it!
21:40By coinkydings you swallowed them and the lighter with your hair!
21:45But since I'm here now there's no such thing as coinkydings!
21:49You almost burned us alive!
22:00Talk about careless!
22:02What?!
22:03Don't you call me careless!
22:04You rushed in and got eaten first!
22:06Anyway, now we're out!
22:08Time to knock this bitch sideways!
22:19Middle-end!
22:20Next day....
22:22I hope you enjoyed this video!
22:23Thank you!
22:24I'll keep going by the end!
22:25There is nothing here!
22:26If I'll keep going by a few times...
22:28I can't believe it!
22:29I can't believe it!
22:30I can do it!
22:31And, I can't believe it!
22:32I can't believe it!
22:33It will be so hard!
22:35See you here!
22:37You too!
22:38To find out...
22:39I know!
22:40I will...
23:11I can hurt you.
23:13I can hurt you.
23:15I'm so frustrated with your wick.
23:19You can't wait!
23:21I'll make a step into my head.
23:23You'll find your work out again now.
23:25Nothing is like you.
23:28You don't want to hear it.
23:30You must rather lie.
23:32I'll do it all.
23:34There's no way to pray.
23:35I'll do it all.
23:37You'll find everything you need.
23:38I see you on this side.
23:40I shall vanquish evil and bring peace to the world
23:52Next time to a kinder world

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