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00:00You first, Okorun.
00:12No, ladies first, I insist.
00:14Then what if I start quiet?
00:16You're such a faker.
00:17We both go fair and square.
00:22Hey, you're behind me now.
00:24How's that fair?
00:25Now you're behind me.
00:27We're doing it together.
00:28Damn you.
00:29Hey, stop it!
00:33Let's go.
00:34Right.
00:34So, what are we supposed to do when Turbo Granny shows anyway?
00:38Punch her?
00:38No.
00:39We have to lure her out of Shono City and get her away from the Bound Spirit in here.
00:44That way, she'll be weak enough for us to beat her.
00:46Oh, yeah.
00:48Although, we handled that big alien on our own just fine.
00:51I bet we could beat her right now.
00:53You're not scared anymore?
00:56What's to be scared of?
00:57She's a little old bitty, not some ginormous alien.
01:02She's huge!
01:03What are we going to do?
01:06Calm down.
01:07We'll lead her out of the city like you said.
01:09Come on.
01:11What?
01:11No way!
01:15This can't be real!
01:15It looks like she's about to attack!
01:17Give me those!
01:19I got this.
01:25Ew!
01:26Her eyes are mouths!
01:28Let me take a crack at her, Messiah Say.
01:30Release the curse!
01:31Okay, good luck!
01:33I'll do my best!
01:38Damn, she's huge.
01:40What was I thinking?
01:41I can't do jack to her.
01:43All right.
01:44Forgot about your downer power.
01:46I'm rooting for you!
01:47Go kick her, fat ass!
01:48I'll die from the stress first.
01:52Huh?
01:53No way!
01:54Messiah Say!
01:55Where'd the curse go?
01:57What's going on?
01:58I...
01:59I can't see it anymore.
02:00I gave a little twerp his tongue back.
02:03And now the curse is all gone from him.
02:05I didn't expect you could tap into its power and use it against me.
02:10And I won't let you do it again, you thieving pig!
02:14You can't use my power!
02:17I'm gonna kill you a fool!
02:20I'll eat ya!
02:23Taunt her.
02:24She thinks she's the fastest thing around.
02:26And if you challenge her, she'll take you up on it without batting an eye.
02:29What's the matter?
02:30You scared to race?
02:33Chomping on us is so passe.
02:34You're supposed to be THE turbo, Granny.
02:37Well, here's your chance to show off how fast you really are.
02:40I mean, if you're so turbo.
02:42Let's race and see who's faster!
02:52Damn punk.
02:55Who do you think you're mouthing off to over here?
02:57I never lost a race, you hear me?
03:00Never.
03:01I'll take you on if that's what you want.
03:03It don't matter if I eat ya' now or later.
03:07What are the rules?
03:08Where's the finish line?
03:09No finish line.
03:10This is a game of tag.
03:12And to win, all you gotta do is catch us.
03:14Simple enough?
03:16We'll start running, and you count ten minutes to give us a head start.
03:20Them's the rules, so don't go breaking them.
03:22You do, and the legend of Turbo Granny will go right in the crapper.
03:26All right.
03:29I can't stand people who break the rules.
03:32Then we're on!
03:33Run, Ocaran!
03:38I thought we were gone as first, right there!
03:40You're a genius, Mosiah-san!
03:41I know!
03:42Wish I gave us more time, though!
03:44Ten minutes might not be enough to get out of town!
03:47Five minutes!
03:48Eight minutes!
03:50What the hell's she doing?
03:52Why is she counting like that?
03:53Ten minutes!
03:59Ocaran!
04:00Miss Ayase!
04:03Miss Ayase!
04:05The little girl is ten minutes, Zara.
04:08Now I'll start the ten-minute count for you.
04:12Forty.
04:14One minute.
04:16That's not fair!
04:17Let Miss Ayase go!
04:18Fifty-six.
04:20Hey, why are you counting all weird?
04:22You said you'd follow the rules!
04:24No one said how to count.
04:26Four minutes.
04:27Five minutes.
04:29Would you stop?
04:30That's not counting!
04:31Ten minutes.
04:32Now!
04:34You're mine!
04:36You're a dork, and next time,
04:38I'll probably have to save you then, too.
04:42I'm gonna suckle your teeth!
04:48Let go of my phone, you little bastard!
04:52I didn't say you could do that now!
04:54No, you said you'd let me!
04:56And I'm not letting food to you like this!
04:58I'm a psycho!
04:59What's going on?
05:02I lost all my strength!
05:04Is it because of those rads you're wearing?
05:06Damn you!
05:07If that's how it is!
05:09Attack!
05:09You're a pain in my ass.
05:21You damn brat!
05:25You must be working with some kind of sorcerer or something.
05:30Whatever.
05:30I'll eat the girl and end this.
05:33Something's squeezing me from inside!
05:40I know you're in there, even though I can't see you.
05:43That's your true form, Turbo Granny, and now I get it.
05:47I can feel you!
05:51Help me!
05:52You damn fuck!
05:56Let me go!
06:03Thanks for that!
06:09Couldn't have done it without you, Ocaroon!
06:11Shut up!
06:12I swear, if you don't let me out of this kit!
06:14Oh, you're not going anywhere.
06:16We're gonna have some fun with you.
06:19Give her more, Mark!
06:21Get my turbo ready!
06:25Sound spirit!
06:27Murder their asses!
06:33Dundurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurndurnd
06:42comberidge
06:44oh, they luxe-P Found!
06:46take theертв successor to working with any Justinisius
06:47To help me God!
06:47And even not hurt..
06:49どう do you guys want me to push us?
06:50Who are we?
06:51You gottaétait of us.
06:51Please turn it hard on untuk, but I am losing those troubles.
06:53There are people from the Luftwaffe!
06:54That are people fromacking from our competitors.
06:55I'll start
06:59oddly back!
07:00Now he's a bizarre killer who's a mutter.
07:01Hitler children,
07:03I'll see you next time.
07:33See you next time.
08:03See you next time.
08:33This ain't easy.
08:35You got her true form in you now.
08:39Holy crap.
08:45Whoa.
08:46Too close.
08:47Curse you.
08:48I didn't say you could use my power.
08:50Let me go.
08:52Oh, lookie.
08:52Now it's super easy to strangle you for real.
08:55Bad news, babe.
08:56Hey, don't you go calling me babe.
08:58I can't make the curve.
08:59You're too heavy.
09:01You're kidding.
09:02I'm going all out.
09:13Yes, helicopter.
09:14Good idea.
09:15I'm done.
09:16What?
09:26Polkaroon, you okay?
09:27I'm flattered.
09:28Thanks for letting me land on you.
09:30I used one of my all outs.
09:32Sucks you can only go all out twice.
09:34But at least you bought us some...
09:35It's putting...
09:36Or not!
09:42This shell is covered in phases.
09:45Crap.
09:46There's people up ahead.
09:47Check it out.
09:48Someone's riding piggyback.
09:49Wow.
09:49Look at him go.
09:50This is so embarrassing.
09:53Wait, can't they see the giant crab?
09:55If they can't see it, we must look like we're a couple of dorks in a chicken fight.
09:59I hope we don't bump it to anyone I know.
10:02I'm losing steam pretty fast here, Momo.
10:04What about your other all out?
10:05Fire it up!
10:06Even if I did, I wouldn't last long enough to get us out of the city.
10:10It'll catch up to us and eat us.
10:11Oh, hell no.
10:12There's no way I'm letting some crab eat me.
10:15I need them.
10:18I got an idea.
10:19Make it right here.
10:20Welcome.
10:24How many this evening?
10:26Two fleas!
10:28Upstairs!
10:29It's too big to chase us down hallways!
10:33Maybe not!
10:38We're being bombed!
10:40Run!
10:42Ow!
10:43That's hot!
10:45We gotta get out of here!
10:47Crops live in water, remember?
10:49Oh, this ain't just water.
10:52It's water from a hot spray!
10:54When you boil a crab, the meat tightens up and gets firm.
11:05So if the damn thing's muscles get all stiff, it's not gonna be able to move.
11:09Your idea worked!
11:19It stopped moving!
11:20We boiled it!
11:22It looks so yummy now!
11:23I wish we had some butter!
11:24Ew!
11:25I can't believe you're thinking about eating it!
11:27Stop drooling and let's get out of here!
11:29It's a straight shot out of the city and...
11:32Wait, where'd all the people go?
11:35That's weird.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Why are you chasing us?
11:40Huh?
11:40What's that?
11:43Hmm?
11:48Crap!
11:49Crap!
11:49Crap!
11:50Crap!
11:50Crap!
11:51Crap!
11:51Crap!
11:53Crap!
11:54Crap!
11:55Crap!
11:55Crap!
11:56Crap!
11:57Crap!
11:58Crap!
11:59We tapped into the power of the spirits there to give us a hand. Shonu City's our territory after all.
12:13Messiah Zane!
12:17There's no way we're gonna let you leave here.
12:29Go all out again.
12:31Huh? Seriously? Even if I did, we still won't make it out of the city.
12:37We'll die for sure if you don't. Just trust me!
12:46Ah, what a bummer.
12:48Gotcha now! The bastard's gonna pass out in no time and then you're done for!
12:56Do it!
12:59No!
13:06No!
13:25I can't make this turn, Momo!
13:29Don't stop!
13:59We're off the route, Momo! We gotta get back!
14:22You're back to normal!
14:24Don't let go of me!
14:40Transform so we can run!
14:54I can't do that again! It feels like my body's ripping apart!
15:02I thought I was gonna puke my guts out!
15:06Come on, get up! We're almost there!
15:09Uh-oh! I let go of Turbo-Granny!
15:16What?
15:17Tryin' outsmart me! I hate tricky whippersnappers, but what I hate even more are punks that don't respect their elders!
15:31I've never seen a bitty bully kids like you do! For a senior citizen, you're off the hook for real! Mad props to ya!
15:39Talk normal, ya delinquent! If you're trying to confuse me with that nonsense coming out of your mouth, think again!
15:46I hate the sound of stupid words! Especially when stupid girls like you speak them!
15:52You hear that?
15:53Let's go, ya little bitch! I like chasing after my dinner, so run! You're almost out of the city and you just might make it!
16:08How long of a head start you want this time? 10 minutes? 20?
16:15All I need is one second!
16:18What?
16:19My power lets me reach out to anything!
16:24And grab it!
16:33Get back here!
16:35She was called the 100 kilometers an hour granny, but the Takasaki line goes 120 an hour!
16:42She'll never catch up to us now!
16:44Come on, you told us that! Move those crabby old legs, ya slowpoke!
16:49I'm gonna murder your ass!
16:56Ya moron!
16:58Trains don't always go full speed, no! They gotta slow down the curves!
17:03But I always go 100 kilometers an hour! You can't get away from me!
17:08You got that backwards! You can't get away from me!
17:12My grandma said you wouldn't turn down a challenge, and she was dead on!
17:16Now I got you riding the train... to Loserville!
17:19Yeah, welcome to Kamigoe City!
17:24Yeah, welcome to Kamigoe City!
17:28You're the fastest granny around! You'd have to be to live as long as you did!
17:35I get why no one could beat you!
17:39But the winner of this race...
17:42Is me!
17:43Is me!
17:44I got ARAA!
17:45ARAAA!
17:46ARAAA!
17:47ARAAA!
17:48ARAAA!
17:49Oh, my God.
18:19Where are we, Musayase?
18:27Where's the crab?
18:27In turbo grading!
18:29I think we beat him.
18:35It's a shame.
18:37I really didn't want to get rough with her.
18:40This place is where girls about your age were violated, chopped up, and left to rot.
18:46None of those girls wanted to end up as evil spirits, that's for sure.
18:54For ages now, mediums have been trying to figure out what Turbo Granny's deal was.
19:00We knew one thing about her.
19:02She always showed up near the spirits of murdered girls, but we didn't know why.
19:06I always thought she was trying to console the spirits that couldn't move on to the afterlife.
19:11But no matter their situation, the dead shouldn't attack the living.
19:16Only way to help them move on is by force.
19:20Same kind of thing applies to the living.
19:22We shouldn't do stuff that disrespects the dead.
19:25You go stomping around their turf, and that's enough reason for them to come after you.
19:31Them's the rules.
19:31And they're what lets us living coexist in peace with the dead.
19:41I'm glad you're okay.
19:42Don't be taking all the big lengths, you greedy old pig!
19:50Give me that!
19:51I swear I'll pick all your Bokitono DVDs!
19:53Don't even her!
19:54I'll burn all your Kentakakura merch!
19:57You monster!
19:58Don't you dare threaten Ken!
19:59Oh, blow me.
20:00You threaten my Bokitono DVDs first.
20:02I, uh, don't have much of an appetite.
20:05Take my...
20:06Only losers don't have appetites when there's crab around, you jackass.
20:10I'd eat right now if I could!
20:12But not crabs, especially after everything we went through.
20:15Okay, you picky little punk.
20:16How's about you tell us what you want to eat?
20:18Go on!
20:19Now I'm done talking about it!
20:21You're way too bitchy for a guy.
20:23You sure you got your peen back?
20:25Yes, I did.
20:26And thank you again for getting it back.
20:28Show me.
20:29Huh?
20:30I want to see you got your pecker back.
20:34Uh...
20:34You're kidding, right?
20:35Have you lost your mind?
20:43Messiah, say, help!
20:44Do something!
20:47Everyone in this family is crazy!
20:50What is that?
20:51Uh, thanks for, you know, everything.
20:57Nah, no worries.
20:58Be careful going home.
21:00I think I'll be safer out there than here.
21:02Next time I'll get you.
21:04I'm not showing it to you!
21:07So cold.
21:08Don't you worry about my grandma.
21:12She's just kidding around with you.
21:14You weren't eating, so she thought you were depressed and was trying to cheer you up is all.
21:19Aw, that's nice of her.
21:21I should have been more considerate.
21:23Not!
21:25Well, is this goodbye?
21:27Yeah, goodbye.
21:32Wait, is this goodbye?
21:34Or goodbye?
21:37Goodbye?
21:38Or goodbye?
21:38Or goodbye?
21:40Is this goodbye?
21:42Or just goodbye?
21:45Goodbye?
21:47Or goodbye?
21:51Goodbye?
21:55Ocaroon!
22:01See you tomorrow!
22:02Okay!
22:10Okay!
22:10Okay!
22:10I don't know.
22:40I don't know.
23:10I don't know.
23:40Hey, Grandma, why was it a crab again?
23:44They say spirits turn into crabs so they can cross the river to the underworld.
23:48But they ended up a bound spirit in a tunnel.
23:51How could you eat crab after that?
23:53Next time.
23:53Like, where are your balls?
23:55You should have shown me when I asked.
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