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00:00Tonight on the Late Show with David Letterman, Cat Samuel L. Jackson, Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin, and a whole lot more.
00:07Tonight on the Late Show, first for local news.
00:11Is it the work of a serial killer? Tonight, new information on the Forest Park body.
00:15Time to start over. Governor Kiptauber vetoes the proposed prison site.
00:19Massage may be the key to weight loss.
00:22And who is this year's Queen of Rosaria? Join us for the coronation.
00:25The News at 11 starts now.
00:30The News, for the people of Northam, Vancouver, and the Pacific Northwest.
00:33So why am I dressed like a maitre d'?
00:35Dog.
00:36Think you've seen Billy Crystal do it all?
00:39Tucks, stay close.
00:41Wait till you see what he does this year.
00:43Say something.
00:45I'm hosting the Oscars.
00:46Monday on ABC.
00:49For all the behind-the-scenes action, check out the official website at oscar.com.
00:54All the drama of Melrose Place.
00:56I've been hitting on the coach.
00:57Looks like.
00:58With half the fat.
01:01Push.
01:01Two weeks from Monday on ABC.
01:04Next on 7, did a change in Detroit's courts hand Walter Buttson a guilty verdict?
01:08Complete coverage next.
01:10Plus, don't spend that car insurance windfall just yet.
01:13And find out why women may soon have more medical choices than ever.
01:16At 11.
01:16John Stossel with 10 more myths, lies, and downright stupidity on a special 2020 next.
01:25Jimmy tries to make sense of it all.
01:26Whitney Houston goes into rehab yesterday.
01:28Corny Love comes right back swinging.
01:30And somehow, Martha Stewart is the one that winds up in jail.
01:33This week, Jimmy welcomes Heath Ledger, David Arquette, Jason Bates, Stephen Webber, and musical guest Cypress Hill.
01:39And tonight, from America's next top model, Tyra Banks.
01:42On an all-new Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC Tonight.
01:45It's a town where the famous and the infamous collide.
01:48And the DA's at the center of it all.
01:50Get me right back on the front bench.
01:51A Hollywood star is murdered.
01:53His wife has confessed.
01:54So why won't the DA go to trial?
01:57The media will eat you alive.
01:59Felicity Huffman guest stars.
02:01The DA.
02:02All-new ABC Friday, 10-9 Central.
02:05He may be a New York Giants quarterback.
02:08But Jesse Palmer is about to make his biggest score yet.
02:12Nice.
02:12Meet the new Bachelor.
02:14Two-hour season premiere, Wednesday, April 7th at 8-7 Central on ABC.
02:21Sunday, it's a wonderful World of Disney's summer premiere.
02:35The dog that's become a part of every family for generations will touch your heart in an all-new adventure.
02:43John Tenney and Helen Slater star in Lassie.
02:47ABC Sunday.
02:51Dead Man's Island.
02:59For the cast of characters she couldn't trust.
03:02All of them tried to kill me.
03:04That's why you invited me here, to help you root out a murderer?
03:06Yes.
03:07Barbara Eaton, William Shatner, Morgan Fairchild, Rodney McDonald, and the mysterious lineup of suspects.
03:14Dead Man's Island.
03:15Next.
03:15CBS is the place of choice.
03:22For the People's Choice Awards.
03:23The best in movies.
03:24Music.
03:25And television.
03:26Who's your favorite musical performer?
03:29Who's your favorite television star?
03:31That was a good one.
03:32Brett Butler hosts the People's Choice Awards Sunday.
03:36Late night laughs are on the house.
03:38So check in with Dave, Nathan Lane, Stephen Wright, and more on The Late Show with David Letterman.
03:43Now, your local news.
03:45Is Lamar Alexander quitting the race before his hometown gets to vote?
03:49Find out next during News 12's expanded live team coverage, election coverage returns for you tonight.
03:54We'll take you live at the state where the campaigning paid off for Bob Dole.
03:58And on Junior Tuesday, a GPS senior is making a splash as she swims her way to gold.
04:04That story and much more next on News 12.
04:08How can you honor the great women of comedy?
04:11By giving them the whole night to be funny.
04:14NBC Tuesday.
04:15From Lucy to Carol.
04:16From Mary to Roseanne.
04:18Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
04:1990 minutes of TV's funniest females in their greatest moments.
04:23Put your pants on.
04:24You're my lawyer, not my dentist.
04:25But wait, there's more.
04:27Julia Louis-Dreyfus returns in all new episodes of Watching Ellie.
04:31The great women of TV comedy in all new Watching Ellie.
04:36NBC next Tuesday.
04:39Coming up on The Tonight Show, find out from Michael Douglas that, well, it runs in the family.
04:44Plus the faceless tunes of Godsmack.
04:46And face it, who better than Jay to guide the way?
04:48But first, your local news.
04:51Terrorized and tortured former Iraqi prisoners gave U.S. troops an inside look at Saddam's alleged
04:56House of Horror.
04:57Oh, so what would you do to land the job that you really want tonight?
05:00How many people are doctoring their...
05:02Don't miss an all new episode of The District.
05:05CBS.
05:06Yes.
05:07CBS Sunday.
05:08A Matt Fitzgerald's sizzling season finale.
05:10Woo!
05:11Dream legend G-0-0 has matched an author you can't refuse.
05:14Winter has ended, huh?
05:16I'm honored as well, sir.
05:18And Dad dropped by and dropped the bomb.
05:21This is Pat, my fiancé.
05:23Uh, you know, the season finale of Matt Fitzgerald's CBS Sunday.
05:35Tomorrow on Good Morning America, she bungee jumped, she whitewater rafted.
05:40Now, come along on Joan Lunden's mountain climbing adventure.
05:44Plus, what you need to know before you take that sun bath.
05:47And NYPD Blue's Kim Delaney.
05:49That's tomorrow on Good Morning America.
05:52Right now, though, stay tuned for the news and nightline.
06:02The late edition of WHTM News Center is next.
06:05Tonight, a frustrating search for a boy who fell into the little Conestoga in Lancaster County.
06:09Repair work begins on a bridge overpass where a driver was killed, but this time, safety rules.
06:15And we'll shift gears with Consumer Reports and show you why renting a car doesn't have to drive you into the poorhouse.
06:20Plus, why Tony the Tiger isn't feeling so great these days.
06:24The miracle of life.
06:27For years, some couples were denied this precious gift.
06:31Then, science answered their prayers with a miracle of its own.
06:35In vitro fertilization.
06:37But, in the lab, the unbelievable happened.
06:41Meet the stewards and hear the remarkable tale of their twin sons.
06:47Find out why love conquers all, Tuesday on...
06:50For more Apprentice, log on to NBC.com.
06:53The boardroom tonight was not particularly harsh.
06:56It went very different than Alex and I had talked about.
07:01You know, Alex was very upset with the outcome and really wanted to lash out at Mr. Trump and Carolyn and George.
07:07And that's certainly not the position that Alex took.
07:10I don't think I really gave all the fight that I could.
07:12The truth is, I'm exhausted and I'm tired.
07:15And I don't really think that I have the hunger in me for this job that Alex does.
07:20I've made some lifelong friends.
07:22And I've learned a lot in the process about what's really important in this world.
07:25And I came up here wanting one thing.
07:29And in the process, realizing that what I really wanted was back home under my nose the entire time.
07:39Later, catching all news Saturday Night Live with actor Robert Downey Jr.
07:43And musical guest Fiona Apple.
07:45Your local news is next.
07:47Clark County votes are counted.
07:49But Washington's 3rd District race is as close as ever.
07:51Even though Texaco has apologized and settled, boycotts are launched and accusations of racism persist.
07:58And Portland's youth Philharmonic celebrates another season.
08:02This is the News Channel at 11.
08:03Next Sunday, three of America's brightest stars come together to bring you ABC's warmest night of television.
08:12It starts with that warm, fuzzy bear in Winnie the Pooh and Christmas 2.
08:16It's the season of gimmick.
08:18Then it's a rosy Christmas as Rosie O'Donnell sings holiday duets with today's hottest stars like Celine Dion,
08:24Mark Anthony, Gloria Estefan, and NSYNC on a rosy Christmas.
08:29Then Oprah Winfrey presents Tuesdays with Maury.
08:32They spent one afternoon a week together.
08:35So I made a list of subjects for you to talk about.
08:37Love, marriage, family.
08:39All the things you're scared of.
08:40But the truth they discovered.
08:42Am I living the life I really want to live?
08:44Am I the person I want to be?
08:46Would last a lifetime.
08:48I'm gonna get to you one of these days, boy.
08:50Jack Lemmon, Hank Azaria, and the national bestseller Tuesdays with Maury.
08:56Right after Winnie the Pooh and a rosy Christmas.
08:59It's all part of ABC's warmest night of television next Sunday starting at 7, 6 central.
09:04Dave's got we just co-host Kelly Ripa.
09:06Then Rudy Giuliani gives the top ten things you'll miss about being mayor.
09:10Plus, survivor castaway Clarence.
09:12First, your local news.
09:15Carolina Marines taking action in Afghanistan as troops back home watch and wait.
09:20Live details next.
09:22The FBI puts the petroleum industry on alert for possible terrorist attacks.
09:26Breaking news in Charlotte tonight.
09:27A police officer accidentally shot.
09:30WBTV News at 11 is next.
09:33Upcoming Sundays this fall, there's...
09:35Stay tuned for Saturday Night Live with guest host Dana Carvey and musical guest Edie Brackel.
09:43Your local news is next.
09:44These developments next on News 4 at 11.
09:47A seaplane crashes into a restaurant on Block Island.
09:49The city admits it broke the rules when a young girl drowned.
09:52Governor Whitman picks up a paintbrush out of Newark school.
09:55That's next.
09:58I made this.
10:01Tell me you didn't call me on your Christmas Eve to go ghost busting.
10:11Next week, special guest stars Ed Asner and Lily Tomlin in an all-new Christmas episode.
10:16She's wearing my outfit.
10:18That's us.
10:19Tell me you're not afraid.
10:21You're a ghost hunter.
10:22I'm a little on edge.
10:23Don't come any closer.
10:24There are ghosts in this house here.
10:26Do you realize how seriously disturbed that man is?
10:31Why is it with a furniture portrait?
10:32We're having a house, Peter.
10:34Well, then where's the Christmas tree?
10:35We're a Jewish.
10:37Scully!
10:37Next Wednesday, 9, 8 Central.
10:42Discovering one of the island's biggest mysteries.
10:45Oh my God.
10:46What is this thing?
10:47Was only the beginning.
10:49You.
10:49Setting sail was the only hope for rescue.
10:52Oh!
10:53Ah-ha!
10:53But their voyage ended in tragedy.
10:56Oh!
10:57In just one week, the fate of all the survivors will be revealed.
11:02The world.
11:04The lost.
11:05Next Wednesday, 9, 8 Central.
11:07Only on ABC.
11:11Thanks for watching ABC.
11:13Stay tuned for your local news next.
11:17Next on Invasion.
11:19This is definitely the work of an EBS.
11:21Just because something is unfamiliar doesn't mean it's an alien.
11:24It's mostly cartilage.
11:25It's covered in tiny geometric spores.
11:27Sheriff, will your office be coordinating the relief efforts, search and rescue, military?
11:31My office will run point yesterday.
11:33I don't take orders from him.
11:34He is the sheriff who's working with the military.
11:36And I'm sleeping with your ex-wife.
11:37You do not want to mess with him.
11:38What are you doing?
11:39Part of me is here.
11:41Another part is pulling me away.
11:43I missed mommy.
11:44She's right there, Rose.
11:45No.
11:46She's not.
11:47An accident in Walton County claims the life of a Bay County man.
11:54News 13 is on your side with information about how the crash happened.
11:59Live from WMVB.
12:01He was an undercover cop.
12:13She was the mafia boss's daughter.
12:15Together, love had never been so dangerous.
12:18Grand show between love and honor, Tuesday.
12:21Fran Drescher, Andre Agassi, Sheryl Crow, and a whole lot more this week on the Emmy Award winning Late Show with David Letterman.
12:31Now, your local news.
12:34Just ahead on Channel 6 News, a good Samaritan comes to the aid of an Orlando cop when he's knocked off his motorcycle.
12:40And some Seminole County residents are boiling mad because they say no one warned them about their bad tap water.
12:47Channel 6 News is next.
12:51Live and local.
12:56Brush your teeth, sip your coffee, get your news.
12:59Your good morning, America.
13:03Next, what searchers wanted to see.
13:04Tonight, his amazing story of rescue from the Oregon wilderness.
13:08And the 911 call that helped reunite this mom and her children.
13:14Jesus.
13:16CBS Thursday.
13:17Murder, She Wrote fans, the wait is over.
13:19Jessica Fletcher's here and there's been a murder.
13:21I mean, what are the odds?
13:22Angela Lansbury returns in a world premiere thriller.
13:25So it would seem.
13:26So full of twists.
13:29Turns.
13:30Freeze, FBI.
13:30And surprises.
13:31Why is it that you and I never got together?
13:34It'll keep you guessing until the very end.
13:36The person who's being the most helpful is often the one who committed the crime.
13:41Richard Kretta co-stars in Murder, She Wrote on a special day and time, CBS Thursday.
13:48This week on The Late Show, Dave welcomes Ringo Starr, Jillian Anderson, David Hyde-Pierce, Jackie Chan, and Hugh Grant.
13:54It's all new all week.
13:56Now your local news.
13:56Good evening.
13:58Up next on Eyewitness News, a Mother's Day that should have been.
14:02How one family is coping after losing their daughter in a bizarre morphine overdose.
14:07Residents in South Georgia are starting to rebuild, but there's a long way to go.
14:11Plus, two mothers, one goal.
14:14Meet these women of courage in a special positive person report.
14:17Looks like the hot, sunny weather is here to stay for a while.
14:20Next Wednesday on an all-new Gideon's Crossing, a miracle drug gives hope.
14:31I'm going to kill this young man.
14:32But only for the chosen.
14:34A lottery.
14:35You don't have enough of the drug for more than four.
14:37I promised him.
14:39There have been 12 referrals for the four slots in the trial.
14:41If I don't make it, I'm going to die.
14:44Ten years of my own work and I can't even treat my own patient.
14:46The premiere of Grounded, Tuesday, September 17th on Fox.
14:54It's on Fox 5 morning news at 5.30.
15:06Bernie Mac is back and Matt Damon's on the season premiere.
15:11Challenging Bernie to a round of golf with his partner, Lucy Lawless.
15:15He brought a warrior princess.
15:16Bernie, hi.
15:18Ow.
15:19Will Bernie crack under the pressure?
15:21This is going to be ugly, man.
15:23The season premiere of the Bernie Mac Show.
15:25Wednesday, September 18th at its new time, 8, 7 central.
15:28Matt, good luck.
15:30That child dared me.
15:31Followed by the series premiere of Set with the Entertainer presents on the new Fox Wednesday.
15:39On the mother of all Fox Sundays.
15:41Is the new nanny stealing Marge's family?
15:44She's going to seduce your husband.
15:46Or is it all in her head?
15:48I'm not insane.
15:49Run, Marge.
15:50Run.
15:51Pump those crazy legs.
15:53The hand that rocks the Simpsons.
15:55An all new episode.
15:56Then, when mom's under the weather.
15:59Will the mother of all Franks help her feel better?
16:03Boys.
16:04All new Malcolm after the Simpsons.
16:06Starting at 8, 7 central, Fox Sunday.
16:09The cradle has been rocked.
16:11I'm the funny one.
16:12No, I'm the funny one.
16:12No, I'm the funny one.
16:13I'm the funny one.
16:14Okay, fine.
16:17On the mother of all Fox Sundays.
16:20Is the new nanny stealing Marge's family?
16:23She's going to seduce your husband.
16:25Or is it all in her head?
16:27I'm not insane.
16:28Run, Marge.
16:29Run.
16:30Pump those crazy legs.
16:32The hand that rocks the Simpsons.
16:34An all new episode.
16:35Then, when mom's under the weather.
16:37Will the mother of all Franks help her feel better?
16:41Boys.
16:42All new Malcolm after the Simpsons.
16:45Starting at 8, 7 central, Fox Sunday.
16:51Introducing Christopher Titus.
16:52My father has always been mean-spirited and evil.
16:56It's been a lot of fun.
16:57Dad, teacher said we could be anything we wanted to be.
17:01She wasn't talking to you, son.
17:02Go in the backyard and practice digging some holes.
17:07God, I love my dad.
17:09Brace yourself for the new comedy Entertainment Weekly calls One Crazy Cup a jolt.
17:14I'm okay.
17:16It's the series premiere of Titus, and it starts right now.
17:23Sunday, get your tailgate party ready for Fox's home or coming game.
17:27Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
17:30The real might have died of loneliness.
17:31The Simpsons.
17:32Then, the thrill.
17:34Here they come!
17:35The Wonder.
17:36Do we at least get to see any flaming rags?
17:38It's about the melding of man and machine.
17:41Rags are just sort of a bonus.
17:42The danger.
17:43What happened to you?
17:44Spend a day at the races.
17:46These are the worst kids I have ever encountered in my life.
17:48And I worked at the state fair.
17:49An all-new Malcolm in the Middle.
17:51It all starts at 8, 7 central, Fox Sunday.
17:53Don't miss the show, 50 years in the making.
17:57The all-new Honeymooners special, CBS Next.
17:59Tuesday, what this attorney discovers in this house, behind this door, will become one of
18:05his biggest cases.
18:07All-new Guardian.
18:08Then, Amy's on a mission to get her mother healthy.
18:11Where do you think you're going?
18:12But at what cost?
18:13Half of the stress in my life comes from you.
18:16Only judging Amy after The Guardian, CBS Tuesday.
18:18An attack by a student leaves a teacher on the verge of death.
18:29Somebody help!
18:30Fox Monday.
18:32Come on.
18:33A school faces its most devastating crisis.
18:35There's so much special.
18:36It always has been.
18:38I know that.
18:38The emotional season finale.
18:40Do you think he knew?
18:41Boston Public, 8, 7 central, Fox Monday.
18:45Fox Monday.
18:46Old friends will return.
18:48To teach her rebellious daughter a lesson, it turns into a nightmare.
18:52It's about a mother and a daughter.
18:54Oh, Rob, she was the sweetest child.
18:56Her daughter's in trouble.
18:57I'm not a policewoman convinced me to leave her in jail overnight.
18:59You're letting her take me, Mom?
19:01What kind of mother are you?
19:02She ends up stuck in the system.
19:03What do you mean I can't take her home now?
19:05Assault charges have been filed.
19:06My daughter will think that I've deserted her.
19:09She did this to me on purpose.
19:10I made a mistake.
19:11I'm going to fight and I'm going to get you out of here.
19:13I just want to go home.
19:15What kind of mother are you?
19:16Monday on...
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