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  • 2 days ago
literally i just want chloe back these guys all sucked

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00:00So what do you do?
00:01Uh, have you ever seen Magic Mike?
00:02Yes!
00:03That's what I do.
00:04What do you mean? You're a stripper?
00:05Yes.
00:06I think that's fucking hot.
00:07Yeah, that's hot.
00:08Can you do a stripper?
00:09I can't write to the top's patterns in paradise
00:11with all the sexiest girls.
00:14I haven't got a thing for else.
00:15Like, they just happen to all be very sexy.
00:21Oh, my God!
00:23So I was just on the bed, and then...
00:26I forget his name.
00:28What's his name?
00:30I hate to say it. I hope I don't sound ridiculous.
00:32I don't know who this man is.
00:34I mean, he could be walking down the street.
00:36I wouldn't...
00:37I wouldn't know a thing.
00:38Sorry to this man.
00:40Let me pray tonight.
00:41I think tonight I need to pray.
00:42Lord, give me the strength not to dry, huh?
00:45Hands above covers.
00:46Above covers.
00:47Oh, above covers.
00:48And that includes you too.
00:49Peter is good looking, but...
00:51I don't think we are at the same level,
00:54so I think she needs glasses.
00:56Does someone have glasses for Melinda here?
00:58Bitch, are you dumb?
01:00Pardon me?
01:01Are you dumb?
01:02I think she's dumb.
01:03I think she's dumb.
01:04Like, medically speaking.
01:05Are you, like...
01:06Like, I'm not trying to be mean.
01:07Like, are you dumb?
01:08To be completely honest, I want Marvin to forgive me and move forward.
01:12If we can do that, then I can, like, finish building a connection with Marvin.
01:17She's leaning more towards me.
01:18Michael, you poor sweet thing.
01:20You don't have a thought behind those eyes, do you?
01:23Yeah, I feel like I have a thought.
01:27Oh my God!
01:28Look, the cockroach is landing on my forehead.
01:30This demonic tool right here...
01:32That's a circumciser.
01:33That's a circumciser.
01:34That's a circumciser.
01:35Hey, big guy.
01:37We've had some good memories.
01:38I've used you to break hearts and backs.
01:44I don't find you funny.
01:45I just spelled pessimism.
01:48Pessimism.
01:49No, it's P-E-S.
01:52I never thought I'd be asking a stripper for some vocabulary advice.
01:56But here I am, asking Nathan how to spell pessimism.
01:59Pessimism.
02:00Cut the cameras.
02:02Dead ass.

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