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Today my daughter Salish and her best friend Nidal have to survive every grade of school before they go to their FIRST PROM!!
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00:00Today my daughter Salish and her best friend Nadal go to their first prom
00:06But first they have to survive every grade of school. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah, starting with kindergarten
00:21Okay, everybody let's calm down. I know very excited to be back in school is a long week peanut peanut butter
00:30That works every time we have a new kid coming into class
00:33And I want you guys to be very very nice to her very calm very relaxed
00:51Your seat is right there. Thank you. We have it. She is so sweet
01:00Oh
01:09Take our seats because we have a new student I think would be nice for each of us to go around and introduce ourselves who would like to go first
01:15Oh my god. Ian, why don't you go first? I have an amazing laugh
01:23Yay, very good Ian who would like to go next? Hi, I'm Kinsley and I brought you an apple
01:30Thank you another apple every day Brooke. Why don't you go next my name is?
01:36Bro
01:36Very good Brooke
01:38We're Lily and Zella and we go everywhere together
01:45Yay and now why don't we meet our new student Salish
01:48Yay and now why don't we meet our new student Salish
01:52Hi, I'm Salish
01:54Okay, yeah, very good
01:56Oh my gosh, I love those flowers
02:00Oh my gosh, I love your color
02:02Oh my gosh, and your dress
02:04Please pay attention to what I'm writing on the board
02:09Quiet
02:10I love your head, man
02:11Thank you. I love yours too
02:13Can I borrow that? No, it's mine
02:14No, it's just for a second
02:15No, it's mine
02:16I just need it
02:17I want a fire
02:18No, you broke it
02:20Boys and girls
02:23Boys and girls
02:25Okay, everybody
02:26Take your seats
02:27Take your seats
02:28Take your seats
02:30Now you all really like my friendship bracelet, right?
02:37Yes
02:38And you know who gave this to me, right?
02:40It was my daughter, my little daughter
02:42She gave me this bracelet
02:44And I really, really love
02:46I want to give these bracelets to you
02:48Because friendship is about sharing and caring
02:52And now I'm going to give each one of you
02:53A friendship bracelet
02:55And now I want you to get up and trade them with each other
02:58Because sharing is caring
03:00I totally came up with this idea
03:09Smart, huh?
03:10Kindergarten teaching is easy
03:11I got more
03:12Boys and girls
03:23Boys and girls
03:24Peanut, peanut butter
03:26Peanut, peanut, peanut butter
03:34Peanut, peanut butter
03:37Kindergarten is hard
03:38I think I'll try third grade
03:40Well, another day of third grade
03:42How are you all doing so far?
03:43Good
03:44Yeah, I can tell you're really happy
03:46Well, guess what?
03:47I have big news
03:48We have a new student today
03:50I can see you're all very excited
03:53But you have to be really nice
03:54Because he might be shy
03:56He might be quiet
03:57So you want to make him feel very welcome
03:59Five star, everything I see
04:01Live, live, live, live
04:03Whoa
04:04Yeah, that was so cute
04:07What's up?
04:09What's up?
04:09What did you do today?
04:10Nothing
04:11That's cool
04:12Mr. Matter, Mr. Matter
04:13I can do that too
04:14Wee!
04:15Ah!
04:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
04:18Okay, no, we don't laugh at anybody
04:20He gave it a really good effort
04:22He tried, I know
04:23He tried, dude
04:25He high-fived me
04:29Thanks, bro
04:29It is the first Friday of every month
04:32And you know what that means
04:33Show and tell!
04:34Woohoo!
04:35So who wants to go first?
04:39You know what?
04:39This time, I'm gonna do it
04:41Hold on one second
04:41Okay
04:42Okay
04:44I got it
04:45Don't worry
04:45You don't have to help me
04:46Don't worry, I got it
04:47Ah
04:48No
04:48On the weekends
04:50I've been working on a brand new skill
04:52It's called
04:52Puppetry
04:54No, you don't understand
04:56It's my puppet
04:57I understand
05:00I understand
05:00I don't understand
05:00Okay
05:01Oh, you think it's smelly
05:06No, it's fine
05:07Look
05:07It's fine
05:11Yes
05:12Why are your toes so big?
05:14I don't know
05:14I was just born that way
05:15Look
05:15Does anyone have a wipe?
05:19Pause
05:19Come on, let's do it
05:21Not again
05:27Everybody stop!
05:32Boys and girls
05:33This is the story of the tortoise and the hare
05:36I'm the tortoise
05:37And I'm the hare
05:38And I'm really slow
05:40And I'm really fast
05:41And the moral of the story is
05:49Slow and steady wins the race
05:51Ta-da!
05:52I know, I gotta put my
05:57I know, I know
06:08It was great
06:09It was great
06:09I know
06:10Okay, the socks are back on
06:11Who wants to do show and tell next?
06:16Salish
06:17I understand you have a very exciting thing to share with us for show and tell
06:20Yes, I do
06:20Teach
06:21Teach?
06:22My name is Mr. Matter
06:23Okay, whatever, Mr. Matter
06:24Can I use the bathroom?
06:24Sure
06:25He needs to go
06:25Come here
06:26Come on
06:27I do?
06:27Come on, yep
06:27That was weird
06:29Let us welcome Salish to the stage to do her show and tell
06:33Yay!
06:34Yay!
06:36It's so fun
06:37Come on, let's go
06:38Where are we going?
06:39Don't worry about it
06:40What's happening?
06:41For show and tell, I brought in my Monster High doll collection
06:44Dracula is my favorite
06:47She has the coolest pink dress and really pretty shimmery hair
06:51So why did you need me to go to the bathroom?
06:53Shh, shh, shh!
06:54We're not actually going to the bathroom
06:55Come here
06:56It's not a more Moonlights
06:56Come here, come here
06:57Draculaura comes with a bouquet of flowers
07:00A chocolate fountain
07:01A heart handbag
07:03Chocolate-covered strawberries
07:05And some lipstick
07:06That's so cool!
07:08I love that doll
07:09Come on, look
07:10Check it out
07:10Oh my god
07:13Salish, I know you have other dolls in your backpack too
07:15Would you like to share those also?
07:16I mean, I guess I could share Claudine Wolf.
07:18She has a really cool crescent purse.
07:21Or Cleo de Nile.
07:22She has this pretty sparkly dress and triangular earrings.
07:27Donuts?
07:28Yeah.
07:28Can I have this one?
07:29No, no, no.
07:30Dude, they're not for eating.
07:31They're for a prank.
07:32Oh, no.
07:32Mr. Matterer.
07:34All right, come on, come on.
07:35Let's go, let's go, let's go.
07:36I love these dolls so much.
07:38They're so unique and bold.
07:40Be unique, be yourself, and be a monster.
07:42This doll inspires me so much.
07:44You have to totally distract Mr. Matterer so I can put these donuts in his pockets so it makes a mess.
07:58Yes, sir.
07:58All right, who is next to show?
08:00Mr. Matter, Mr. Matter, Mr. Matter, Mr. Matter, Mr. Matter.
08:02What's wrong?
08:02Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
08:04There was a big rat in the sink.
08:06A rat?
08:07And it was crazy.
08:08Oh, my gosh.
08:09And all I had to do was, like, I had to do.
08:10Never mind.
08:11What?
08:12That was weird.
08:13Mr. Matter.
08:13Who wants to do show and tell next?
08:15We have a drone.
08:17A drone?
08:18Oh, my gosh.
08:19Come on.
08:20Oh, my gosh.
08:20Yes.
08:21No, no, no, no, no.
08:23No, no, no.
08:25No, no, no.
08:25No, no, no.
08:26No, no, no, no.
08:28Okay, everybody get out.
08:29We don't need to control it.
08:31Is that out of order to stop?
08:32Stop it.
08:34I don't need to know how to stop.
08:36No.
08:37Everybody get out.
08:38Go.
08:39Go, go, go.
08:40Go, go, go, go.
08:42Everybody get out.
08:42okay it's all good it's everybody it's gonna be okay everybody i know that was scary but
08:55everybody's okay that was kind of exciting actually if you think about it wow right i
08:59mean that was that was crazy oh no dracula is missing she was in my backpack and then
09:06we went outside for the drone and now she's not here and i see the table was turned over
09:11as well so it might be that somebody accidentally turned over the table and accidentally went
09:16into the backpack and took out the doll if anybody wants to give the doll back because
09:20they accidentally took it now would be the moment nobody accidentally took it oh lunchtime okay
09:27i guess it's lunchtime i'm finding my doll in order for someone to steal my doll they had
09:34to be really quick so i'm gonna spill this water on the table and see who jumps up first
09:38hey does anybody want any walk
09:41huh you guys moved pretty quick three of them moved really fast and whoever tipped over the
09:54desk is really strong so watch my next test needle can you help me lift up this desk oh you're
10:01strong what oh i knocked it off calling can you help me lift this back up oh you're also really
10:11strong oh oops kinsley can you help me put this back yeah sure okay thank you so much she's really
10:20strong too that did not help at all and now that you've had a chance to have lunch and think about
10:25it does anybody remember accidentally taking salish's doll mr matter mr matter the drum was
10:30recording look it was recording the whole time stop it stop it out go run run
10:35call in do you have something you want to say to salish
10:43it looks to me like while everybody was running away from the drone you came running back in
10:54okay i took it i wanted to give it to my little sister for a present but i don't have any money
11:00i'm really sorry and it'll never happen again
11:03it's okay you can keep it and give it to your little sister and maybe we can all play with
11:10the dolls together oh yay okay that was so sweet everybody i'm so glad you resolved
11:18wait wait wait what what is that what is this who did this actually no who did this third grade is
11:32really hard i'm gonna try middle school who's excited for some eighth grade math
11:37put away your phones guys we are in class we are in eighth grade we don't use our phones in eighth
11:51grade there's a world out there you don't need your phones there's a whole exciting world right here on
11:56this board are you ready are you ready with me this is exciting this is math and i know a lot about it
12:04you're wrong huh the math doesn't work variables in the equation have to be the same to be able to
12:11compute the problem to eventually have one answer eighth grade math is hard i know what i'll do
12:16ahaha this is gonna get you you think you know what you're talking about okay how about that we'll
12:21start with multiplication okay that's it everybody give me your phone give me your phones
12:29phones phones give me your phones it's the rule it's the rule
12:33give me your phone this is out of hand phone all right come on phones my parents don't let me have
12:40a phone your parents let you have a phone they shouldn't let you have a phone but they actually
12:44let you have a phone can i have your phone please oh my god okay okay we're going to go to a library
12:50and we're going to read a book line up line up everybody line up all right this is middle school
13:04my bad all right come on they got to know each other pretty well since third grade okay everybody
13:12this is called reading i'm going to give you books and you are going to read them crazy right you you
13:19know how to read right here we go mr matter i can help you oh thank you so much teacher step mr matter
13:27yes how do you read okay you look at the letters and you put them together into a word okay thank you
13:32there you go here we go i got a special one on sea monsters for you after we've spent 30 minutes
13:37reading we're going to discuss what we've learned mr matter yes did you give this book to me no i did
13:44remember sharing is caring why don't you share the book it's fine i see how it is
13:50i got the same book back oh they're working together
13:56mr matter don't tell me it's not that you did that no you did it no you did it bro you literally
14:02snuck it up you literally weren't giving it to me what is it talking over there nothing i'm bored
14:07reading this me too we should play truth or dare guys we should play truth or dare oh my gosh yes
14:13truth or dare no you truth or dare oh a truth do you have a crush on anyone yeah who i can't say
14:21it's a truth okay okay your turn ian truth or dare dare i dare you to go up to mr matter and say you
14:30peed your pants no no are you two chicken fine i'll do it oh mr matter mr matter yes
14:45i peed my pants
14:49it was a little tinkle i'm so sorry you can go to the bathroom that way no no it's okay you're just
14:55gonna leave it there yeah i think you better go to the bathroom why don't you go to the bathroom yeah
14:59did he really pee in his pants uh-huh yeah i heard it yeah okay are you reading or what are you
15:06doing oh yeah definitely yeah yeah can you tell me one thing that you read uh uh what about anybody
15:12at this table one thing that you read what did you read did anybody read anything tell me one thing
15:18that anybody read
15:27no you don't need the phone no no i want to teach high school senior year of high school and you know
15:33what that means practice sat test here we go obviously i'm not in class because i hate senior
15:41year it's the worst year you could possibly be in why am i even here there's like a few more months
15:45like i'm gonna be an adult i'm gonna be going on vacations making money college i have a bunch
15:49of other stuff ahead but no i gotta go to mr matters class so i got a perfect idea for a senior prank
15:58who here is excited about college okay this college is not for everybody and that's totally okay
16:03but if you're excited about college it's a great experience of course i went i had a lot of fun
16:07new student new student come here all right guys this is a new student we just met i've never met her
16:12before you want to help me with a senior prank what is it okay oh yeah okay that's pretty cool
16:18but i think there's one more person we should involvement what are you doing come on come on
16:26so you want to go to college no oh what do you want to do i want to be a youtuber ah good bet
16:31you know mr matter every day goes on that one bench and eats lunch so we gotta make a bucket of slime
16:35yeah bring it to the roof and then dump it on him i don't know come on just do it
16:39say you're literally in high school i don't know i don't know you're a senior friend i don't know
16:43all of this everybody does everybody's a senior prank you have to do it wait wait wait wait stop
16:48salish it's literally just your dad yeah you're right all right come on wait a minute
16:55where are nadal gg and salish they're sick all of them on sat day
17:01oh no no my hands sorry about that i hate you stop it
17:13if we don't want to go to college do we have to take the test thank you so much i'm so excited
17:17to go to college are you really ready set go
17:23okay we got a little messy but it's time to use the food coloring and go up to the roof all right guys
17:27bring the slime bring the slime uh we need a little help over here okay fine let's go come on
17:33done i just wrote youtube on it smart man wow you're really fast you're gonna nail those sat's
17:40i love being a high school teacher i mean my kids are in there taking their sat practice test and they
17:46are just so enthusiastic and i love giving kids a positive message to go out into life with and i just
17:51think this is a very rewarding career so i'm very lucky to be a high school teacher and i've done a
17:58lot of grades this is by far my favorite
18:09who did that
18:10who did somebody's in big trouble look at this was that you salish that was actually a pretty
18:22good one say i gotta give it to you senior prank wait it's the school dance tonight oh all right
18:28senior prank i get it i was a senior too but i think i'm gonna try college professor next because
18:34they don't do pranks right right guys can i get a towel thank you wow are you ready to party
18:53everybody welcome to the satiago school dance
18:56dance are you ready to dance no no don't be shy it's a dance we gotta dance okay okay i know i will
19:05start the dancing rowan cue the music
19:13live your life within the moment moment and don't go wait until the morning
19:19whoa whoa stop the music stop where is salish and nadal
19:37oh wait i know you guys are thinking but we're just friends yeah a boy and a girl can go to a
19:41dance i'm just as friends and don't go wait until the morning morning you never know when it is over
19:58over all that i know is to get older older so let us dance this side away
20:09i'm just saying the two friends what so i say but we're just and you say friends got me
20:25yeah a boy and a girl can go to a dance together just
20:29yeah a boy and a girl can go to a dance together
20:43right away

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