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00:00What's that?
00:02One of my assets on my face is a face is a face.
00:04A face is a face is a face.
00:06Is that a face?
00:08I think it's a bearing of a bicycle.
00:10Boom!
00:12A face is a bicycle.
00:14It's a face is a face.
00:16It's like that.
00:18You know, it's not a face to face.
00:20You don't want to be a face.
00:22You want to be a face?
00:24You want to be a face?
00:26You want to be a face to face?
00:28You want to be a face face face?
00:30Dahan-dahan lang.
00:32Diyos di salve Maria!
00:36Pa'n ito pinapausukan habang tumatakali?
00:38Ayan, ayan yung malapitan.
00:40Ayan na!
00:42Ay! Masyadong mabilis!
00:44Magtagal ka naman!
00:46Makakali...
00:48Titig...
00:50Upo ka lang dito, paupo.
00:52Yung mukha mo ay ano mo lang.
00:54Live fight, live fight.
00:56What's happening naman?
00:58Ay!
01:00Sausog!
01:02Louie!
01:03Ng gabi naman mas si Alex,
01:04Stop pa!
01:07Oh, iintaan yan!
01:09Oh, iinalusaw yung blasion mo!
01:11Okay na mo!
01:12Okay na g 뭐!
01:13Okay na Bock?
01:13Okay naї P listing!
01:14Okay si Bianca!
01:15Dito naman tayo.
01:16Kaya teteay mo,
01:17diba kasabing natin,
01:18dinide-diprive natin si teteaya.
01:19O �ay!
01:21Wagka omartey, tetay!
01:23Wagka omarte,
01:24Wag ka umate.
01:24Paborito mo ang pudding.
01:27Alam mo,
01:28hindi ako nakapag-church today.
01:30Ito na yung sacrifice ko.
01:33Alam mo.
01:34Kunyari ano,
01:35nasa pelicula tayong Maruha.
01:37Yung ang tagal niyang nawala.
01:40Tapos hindi mo maituloy ang buhay mo
01:41dahil di mo siya makita.
01:42Tapos nagkita kayo ulit.
01:44Tapos sasabihin mo,
01:45Maruha, narito na.
01:48Nakatalikod siya.
01:51Hahawakan mo ang kanyang balikat.
01:53Andito na ako.
01:54Unti-unti mong iaharap ang kanyang mukha
01:55sa iyong mukha.
02:00Pati kanya makikilala,
02:04ang tanging paraan
02:05para kayong dalawa ay magkakilala
02:07ay ang hindi niya makakalimutang
02:09halik ng iyong lahat.
02:11Oh my God!
02:18Magsasalita ko na siya.
02:19Sandali.
02:20Ganun yung muna yung balikat ko.
02:21Siyempre, iaharap mo ko.
02:22Hindi naman kiss,
02:23hindi naman kiss agad siya,
02:24mga sasabihin ako, no?
02:25Okay.
02:26Maruha,
02:27andito na ako.
02:29Sino ka ba?
02:31Ako to, mahal.
02:32Naku.
02:32Ikaw talaga,
02:34puro ka talaga kalukohan.
02:36Kung di mo ako maalala,
02:37ipapaalala ko sa'yo nakaraan.
02:39Paano, paanong gagawin?
02:39Anong gagawin mo?
02:40Ito yung nakaraan.
02:41Nakaraan natin.
02:43Huh?
02:44Gusto mong pagbuhatan kita ng kamay?
02:49Alam mo,
02:50mas malaki ako sa'yo.
02:53Okay lang nga.
02:54Pero okay lang para manumbalik ang alaala ko.
02:57Kung ano man ang kailangan mong gawin,
02:58susundin ko.
02:59Bayad ako dito.
03:01Sige po.
03:02Laki!
03:09Atakad!
03:10Atakad!
03:11Atakad!
03:11Atakad!
03:12Atras tayo!
03:13Atras tayo, friend!
03:15Bagay pa ni si Joey Marquez at si Dinky Doo.
03:24Alika na, alika na, alika na, alika na.
03:26Bianca, eto na yung talo ko sa'yo.
03:27Dito ka naman.
03:27Upo ka dito.
03:28Upo ka.
03:29Upo ka.
03:29Ayun no.
03:30Okay, Bianca naman.
03:31Kailangan mga paibig mong sanggre.
03:33Ay, Bianca.
03:35Abisala.
03:39Huwag kang,
03:40nasa-stress ka sa'kin?
03:42Hindi.
03:42Natutuba ako sa pakikita natin ngayon.
03:47Bakit nakakatuwa?
03:49Live bite, live bite.
03:50Ayan.
03:51Kakat-labi.
03:52Ayan.
03:53Dito ba yung paper, dito ba yung paper, dito ba yung tika.
03:55Ayan, ayan, dito ba yung pimples.
03:56Ayan, ayan.
03:57Kakat-labi.
03:58One, two, three.
03:59Ay!
04:00Nakalapit niya na.
04:04Ang daro yung bagi.
04:05Hindi pa lang pumipikit ang mata mo, ha?
04:07In fairness, ha?
04:09Kasi,
04:10meme may amoy, eh.
04:11Anong amoy?
04:12Medyo isa pa nga.
04:15Yung mayang galingan ni Dakila sa lolong.
04:18Ganito pa lang siyang sagupan ni Lolo araw-araw.
04:22Yung panada yung.
04:23Ah.
04:25Gulong, gulong, gulong.
04:26Ha ha ha ha.
04:27Gulong, gulong.
04:27Gulong.
04:27Gulong.
04:28Gulong, gulong.
04:29атьgulong.
04:31You

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