00:09No, I'm not sick. I'm just a fucking idiot, and I'm not graduating.
00:13Not graduating? What do you mean?
00:15I went to go get my cap and gown, and my name wasn't on the list.
00:18Yeah, well, it must be a mistake, right?
00:20Nope.
00:21It turns out that I needed to take some extra core classes when I switched my major.
00:26And the ones I took before...
00:28don't count.
00:29Oh, shit, I'm so sorry, Jer.
00:31I can't believe I'm gonna be a super senior taking freshman classes. It's so embarrassing.
00:36Hey, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:40Come here.
00:47At least we could spend some more time together.
00:51Yeah.
00:54What was the news that you wanted to give me?
00:56Oh, um...
00:57Today I walked in on Taylor and Davis' post-coital.
01:07Ugh. I mean, I didn't see him. I just saw his pants. And then Taylor got all cagey, and...
01:12Oh, my God. I know whose pants those are. They're Steven's! I mean, they're some stupid designer. And he was preening at himself in the mirror the last time I saw him.
01:24Steven and Taylor are hooking up again.
01:25I don't have the energy to be surprised.
01:27Yeah, but I mean, this time Taylor has Davis and Steven has Mia. They've never done the cheating thing before.
01:34You know?
01:35I don't feel like dissecting their relationship right now.
01:38Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. Right.
01:43Well, do you want to go get midnight waffles?
01:48No, I just want to be here with you. Can we just cuddle?
