- 7/17/2025
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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:16It's also killing me, is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:24Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:27Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night...
00:00:40Are they just... gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you! Bye!
00:01:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid...
00:01:19Giant!
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:32She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:40Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:44So, is this your outfit, or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:21Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:44We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:52That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:54Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:14Not much.
00:03:21Perfect.
00:03:22Makes two of us.
00:03:24You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:26Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:30Totally.
00:03:32But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42My boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:43Steven.
00:03:44Would appreciate that.
00:04:12Everything alright?
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:18I'm just...
00:04:19I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:22Tell me about it.
00:04:24She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:28He and Ren seem happy.
00:04:30I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:35Me?
00:04:36Are you in love or what?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:39Actually, I am.
00:04:41Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:45I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work.
00:04:52It's very important.
00:04:54Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls.
00:05:03So...
00:05:05You look like, uh...
00:05:08Nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that.
00:05:11Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan.
00:05:12I'm a big girl.
00:05:14I was gonna say...
00:05:18You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:24My sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right.
00:05:29Absolutely.
00:05:30I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:37Please?
00:05:38Whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got 10 minutes max.
00:05:46No last minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:08What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:13Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:22Tristan! What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:26What happened?
00:06:29Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:31You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:34No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:37Sammy?
00:06:38She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:39That's weird.
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:42Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:50You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:52Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:55You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:06:59Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:08Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:30When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:37I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:40I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:45Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:49Security!
00:07:51Get the hell out of my-
00:07:56The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again,
00:08:03if you so much as look at her wrong,
00:08:06you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it?
00:08:11What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:27Why would you just-
00:08:28Cuz, I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:32Wh-
00:08:34Why does it piss you off?
00:08:35Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you!
00:08:38He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:42I would never do that to you Sam because I just-
00:08:45I-
00:08:46Because you what?
00:08:52Sorry, I-I-
00:08:53Just, forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I wanna know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:17I don't wanna cause any drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles.
00:09:24You know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just wanna get out of here.
00:09:29Okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:42I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:45See?
00:09:47Better.
00:09:48Better.
00:10:08Hey Sammy, sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay.
00:10:13No, you're busy.
00:10:14That.
00:10:15Plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh no.
00:10:20Are you alright?
00:10:21Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy.
00:10:25Kinda looks like a surfer.
00:10:26Nope.
00:10:27Doesn't sound familiar.
00:10:28Uh, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:32Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you.
00:10:34Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:40This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:42Good night, Tristan.
00:10:48Good night, Tristan.
00:11:05Good night, Tristan.
00:11:18Go Poo not alone.
00:11:32Oh caterpillar!
00:11:33Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:38You know what you need?
00:11:40A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:44Then I can just teach you.
00:11:45Duh!
00:11:48I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:12:06Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:13You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:26Uh, sure.
00:12:43Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:50Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:55You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor, girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:16What's your problem, huh?
00:13:18What? What's your problem?
00:13:20Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey!
00:13:28Hey!
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:34What?
00:13:35Oh my god!
00:13:36Look at her blushing!
00:13:37She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47Just leave me alone.
00:13:57Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:02Huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:19Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:27She's not coming back up.
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:32Oh!
00:14:33Oh.
00:14:34Oh!
00:14:35Oh!
00:14:36Oh!
00:14:49Yeah, yeah.
00:14:51Ah!
00:14:53Oh!
00:14:54How are you?
00:14:55Oh!
00:14:56Oh!
00:14:57Go!
00:14:58Yeah, yeah.
00:14:59Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:05Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:09Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:10Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on.
00:15:13It was an accident.
00:15:15We were just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:22Go!
00:15:27Are you hurt?
00:15:29Oh, they must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:47Thank you for saving me.
00:15:54Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:15:59It isn't your fault.
00:16:02Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:07You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:10Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:28Oh, really?
00:16:29Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:45We shouldn't.
00:16:46Oh, no, no, no.
00:16:47Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You, you kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:51I, I know.
00:16:52But you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56I...
00:16:57But, but...
00:16:59You're not just any girl.
00:17:02And...
00:17:07Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:13Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:21I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes or no?
00:17:30I want you.
00:17:33Tristan.
00:17:33I don't want to stop.
00:17:59Don't.
00:18:02It's me.
00:18:03Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:16Sam?
00:18:43Sam?
00:18:44Where were you?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:50I went to the bathroom.
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:00You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:10They brought me this.
00:19:12So, like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Wren, I-
00:19:17Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:21It's all anyone does.
00:19:22It's always about Tristan.
00:19:24Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:32You would never do that to me.
00:19:34Right, Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on.
00:19:44You know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:53Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:55And he never will.
00:19:56Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:57And he never will.
00:19:58I know I can trust you.
00:19:59Always, Ren.
00:20:00Come on.
00:20:01It's me and you.
00:20:02There they go.
00:20:03Showing off Golden Boy.
00:20:04Again.
00:20:05Attention everyone.
00:20:06We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:09You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:11My boy's going to be a long horn.
00:20:12He had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:26Isn't that right, son?
00:20:28Yes, sir.
00:20:29Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:33Oh, great.
00:20:34The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:35Hey.
00:20:36Whoa, are you okay?
00:20:37No.
00:20:38I'm not.
00:20:39No.
00:20:40I'm not.
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00:21:04You look like you just saw Ghost.
00:21:05You walk his attention, sweetie.
00:21:07Well then, let us help you.
00:21:13Hmm?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15Yeah.
00:21:16Oh, I'm fine.
00:21:17God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:18I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:20Do you want me to pick out a movie first to watch?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23I'll be up into a sec.
00:21:25Okay.
00:21:30Hey Tristan, can I talk to you?
00:21:32have been avoiding me all day oh hey smiles need some no never mind just I got it I got it
00:22:02I knew you'd come around want to take this to your room I'm not in the mood
00:22:32I'm never gonna be that stupid again Tristan come on open up it's already 10 we got to get on the road
00:22:45if you don't get up in the next 10 seconds I swear to god I'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:51glad to see you're in a better mood this morning please tell me you're not naked
00:22:58please tell me you're not naked put some clothes on the people of Utah don't need to see that
00:23:05hate to break it to you but lots of people want to see that
00:23:08wanted to get me in bed you could have just said so shut up there was somebody else that was coming
00:23:16outside of their room put that on god can you hurry up so we can go already gee thanks
00:23:23hey tell me you're all right
00:23:33you nervous or something smiles no why would I be grew up when you and Ren it's nothing I haven't
00:23:42seen before it's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:45we're not teens anymore Tristan can't tease me like this
00:23:50what if I'm not teasing though what if I'm serious
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery being serious I'll believe it when I see it
00:24:00do I look serious enough now
00:24:02is it a scar
00:24:06we should uh get going
00:24:11meet you outside
00:24:16we're out of gas
00:24:24no we're not filled up yesterday
00:24:26hey
00:24:29gas gauge is broken genius got gas last night we were taking your depression now
00:24:34we're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge
00:24:37gotten us this far haven't I
00:24:38do you know how many assholes sounding things you say today
00:24:41so what have you been up to the last five years huh
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk
00:24:55come on lighten up smiles no harm in some conversation right
00:24:58it's basically just school and work
00:25:00and I graduated last year now I'm a bartender
00:25:03you don't do sculptures full time
00:25:05as much as I'd like to I can't do art full time unless it's paying my bills full time
00:25:10what about you
00:25:12I own my own business
00:25:13painting pools
00:25:15how did that happen
00:25:17a year ago I overheard some rich lady
00:25:19at a bar complaining about
00:25:21how disgusting her green pool was
00:25:23her friend started saying she should hire
00:25:25a good looking pool guy to make her husband jealous
00:25:27that's where I came in
00:25:29sounds like a bad porno
00:25:31a bad porno oh you wound me smiles
00:25:34hey uh smiles you still awake
00:25:50I have a hell of a headache
00:26:01you have any aspirin
00:26:02yeah
00:26:03come in
00:26:05thank you
00:26:16you gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it
00:26:28I'm sorry
00:26:29I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met
00:26:34how did you get it
00:26:37playing football
00:26:39I remember it was raining
00:26:42I was calling the play
00:26:44lining up on the field
00:26:46then
00:26:47nothing
00:26:48I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:53that was the last time I played college ball
00:26:56I lost my scholarship
00:26:58I'm so sorry
00:27:00well
00:27:05you still got the rest of our legs on
00:27:10thank you for the aspirin
00:27:23I'm gonna let you get some sleep alright
00:27:25I'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:27what can I get for you
00:27:35just two coffees please
00:27:37so you folks aren't from around here are ya
00:27:40you and that popping hot dish of a man outside
00:27:43oh no
00:27:44we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City
00:27:47he's her older brother
00:27:48so you're shacking up with your best friend's brother
00:27:51no I have a boyfriend
00:27:52well that's complicated
00:27:53but Tristan and I aren't
00:27:54I mean we hooked up once
00:27:56but it was years ago
00:27:57he doesn't even remember
00:27:58oh sweet pea
00:28:02you think the man
00:28:04giving you bedroom eyes
00:28:06from all the way across the road
00:28:07wouldn't remember something like that
00:28:09I think he can't
00:28:11who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:28:15hey
00:28:20anything sound good?
00:28:24what do you remember about me
00:28:25Tristan?
00:28:26what do you mean?
00:28:31you can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me
00:28:34right?
00:28:38I remember
00:28:39you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:28:42yeah
00:28:43what do you remember about me?
00:28:48I remember every summer
00:28:57at your family's cabin at Pig Bear
00:28:59especially
00:29:01the last one
00:29:03I remember every summer
00:29:08at your family's cabin at Pig Bear
00:29:10there's some stupid shit there
00:29:12I guess we all did stupid shit
00:29:16you know what else I remember
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish arrogant
00:29:22fuckboy who cared about nothing
00:29:23and no one but himself
00:29:24oh really?
00:29:27is that it?
00:29:29what's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32nothing
00:29:33you are completely right smiles
00:29:37that's exactly what I am
00:29:41did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago
00:30:01I told you this would happen
00:30:08we're out of gas
00:30:09no we're not
00:30:10for the last time
00:30:12we did not run out of gas
00:30:13oh yeah?
00:30:14how do you know?
00:30:14I know my car
00:30:15my god
00:30:17do we have a problem?
00:30:20you are my problem
00:30:22my best friend is getting married in three days
00:30:24and instead of giving me a real answer
00:30:26you're saying cryptic shit like
00:30:27I know my car
00:30:28because you're too much of a man to admit
00:30:29when you don't know anything
00:30:30what do you want me to say?
00:30:37that it's my fault?
00:30:39fine
00:30:40it's my fucking fault
00:30:42this whole mess is my fault
00:30:43god I should have never agreed to do this
00:30:46so just told Ren no
00:30:47agreed to what?
00:30:51Ren talked you into this
00:30:53didn't she?
00:30:56you didn't want to drive me
00:30:57Sam
00:30:59Sam
00:31:03no no I'm sorry
00:31:04I'm sorry
00:31:05I didn't mean it
00:31:06hey
00:31:07hey
00:31:08I'm frustrated too
00:31:14we're in this together
00:31:18alright
00:31:19you and me
00:31:22what in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:38you two are real lucky I found you
00:31:40well I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car
00:31:43bring it back to the shop
00:31:44we'll take a look in the morning
00:31:45for now let's get you someplace cozy
00:31:47hey we appreciate the help
00:31:48oh if possible
00:31:51could you please tell them to be careful
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk
00:31:53and I don't want it damaged
00:31:55you have my word miss
00:31:56thank you so much sir
00:31:58ah
00:31:59just call me Bob
00:32:01so
00:32:03what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05we're on our way to New York
00:32:06my best friend's getting married
00:32:08well then you're the maid of honor
00:32:09I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress
00:32:12don't you agree son?
00:32:15100%
00:32:18how can I help you tonight?
00:32:24uh two rooms please
00:32:26mmhmm
00:32:26ah shoot
00:32:29I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:33I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:39that's okay
00:32:43we'll just go somewhere else
00:32:45thanks
00:32:46uh sir?
00:32:50we're the only spot in town
00:32:51everything else is over three hours away
00:32:54one room will be fine
00:33:00look
00:33:02it's just one night
00:33:03sorry I was being silly
00:33:05so
00:33:17are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:21I
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't
00:33:24just forget it
00:33:26sorry
00:33:34but what I said at the cafe earlier
00:33:39I didn't mean it
00:33:39I know
00:33:41goodnight Sam
00:33:47hey honey
00:33:54sorry I haven't called
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office
00:33:57how's the drive been?
00:33:58uh it's been
00:33:59crazy
00:34:00honestly
00:34:00the car broke down
00:34:01and we had to
00:34:02that's nice
00:34:02anyway
00:34:03I got some bad news Sammy
00:34:05my boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all
00:34:09are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean
00:34:11no you're supposed to fly in Friday
00:34:13you can't miss one single fucking work event
00:34:15honey you're being ridiculous
00:34:16I can't tell my boss no
00:34:18he needs me
00:34:19yeah well what about what I need?
00:34:20do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean
00:34:23no no no
00:34:24we've been planning this for months Steve
00:34:25and I
00:34:25God how could you?
00:34:26I
00:34:27what was that?
00:34:35what was that?
00:34:37huh?
00:34:37oh nothing
00:34:38my co-worker just said something
00:34:39anyway
00:34:40I'm sorry to have let you down
00:34:41but I promise
00:34:42I'll make it up to you when you get back
00:34:43okay?
00:34:44see you soon
00:34:44hey
00:34:52you okay?
00:34:55what happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding
00:34:57I broke up with him
00:35:00what are you gonna say?
00:35:03I told you so
00:35:04you should have dumped him from the start
00:35:05smiles you dumbass
00:35:06Sam
00:35:06no
00:35:07I'm sorry
00:35:08no
00:35:09everything in my life is falling apart
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit
00:35:12like I'm sorry
00:35:13okay just wait
00:35:14just wait
00:35:14no I should have never agreed to this
00:35:16I should have said
00:35:16no I should have
00:35:17Sam
00:35:18Sam
00:35:18Sam
00:35:32Sam
00:35:32God
00:35:38I mean don't fuck you jerk
00:35:39will you just stop
00:35:40I'm trying to help
00:35:41why
00:35:42because
00:35:43because why
00:35:45because he can't swim
00:35:46you remember
00:35:49Sam
00:35:51just listen
00:35:52no you lied to me Tristan
00:35:53you do remember
00:35:54lake
00:35:55the night of the cabin
00:35:56everything
00:35:56don't you
00:35:57yes
00:36:00I remember
00:36:00Sam
00:36:04where
00:36:04where are you going
00:36:05Sam
00:36:09where
00:36:09where are you going
00:36:10get as far away from you as I can
00:36:12also
00:36:12I can swim now
00:36:14asshole
00:36:14Sam
00:36:16just
00:36:16stop
00:36:17Samantha
00:36:18yeah
00:36:23alright
00:36:25yeah be right there
00:36:27fuck
00:36:33fuck
00:36:33I picked up the car
00:36:56um
00:36:58we're not gonna leave
00:36:59until we
00:37:00we're not gonna leave
00:37:08until we
00:37:09talk
00:37:13I don't feel like talking
00:37:17what are you doing
00:37:21I don't know
00:37:25but I don't want to think
00:37:28anymore
00:37:28never
00:37:30mm-hmm
00:37:31how much
00:37:38have you had to drink
00:37:39doesn't matter
00:37:41you make me feel things Tristan
00:37:46things I've never felt before
00:37:49I hate you so much
00:37:53but I want you so bad
00:37:56it scares me
00:37:57mm-hmm
00:37:59mm-hmm
00:38:01mm-hmm
00:38:02mm-hmm
00:38:03mm-hmm
00:38:04mm-hmm
00:38:05mm-hmm
00:38:06mm-hmm
00:38:07mm-hmm
00:38:08mm-hmm
00:38:09mm-hmm
00:38:10mm-hmm
00:38:11mm-hmm
00:38:12mm-hmm
00:38:13mm-hmm
00:38:14mm-hmm
00:38:15mm-hmm
00:38:16mm-hmm
00:38:17mm-hmm
00:38:18mm-hmm
00:38:19mm-hmm
00:38:20mm-hmm
00:38:22mm-hmm
00:38:23mm-hmm
00:38:24mm-hmm
00:38:25mm-hmm
00:38:26mm-hmm
00:38:27mm-hmm
00:38:28mm-hmm
00:38:29mm-hmm
00:38:30mm-hmm
00:38:31mm-hmm
00:38:32mm-hmm
00:38:33mm-hmm
00:38:34mm-hmm
00:38:35mm-hmm
00:38:36mm-hmm
00:38:37mm-hmm
00:38:38mm-hmm
00:38:39mm-hmm
00:38:40mm-hmm
00:38:41mm-hmm
00:38:42mm-hmm
00:38:43mm-hmm
00:38:44Hey, are you hungry?
00:39:02Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:08Like you not talking to me.
00:39:10Not even looking at me.
00:39:14Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:26Yes.
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:35Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:41You think I don't want you?
00:39:42You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:51And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:57But you were drunk and...
00:39:59I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:02Hey.
00:40:09Hey.
00:40:10Hey.
00:40:11Hey.
00:40:14Hey.
00:40:17Hey.
00:40:17Hey.
00:40:18I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:33Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:07Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:16Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:21I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32I'm so used to us telling each other everything.
00:41:34Yeah, about that, I-
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:50Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:53Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:03Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:09And it can't happen again.
00:42:11Really?
00:42:12Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:22I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:39I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:46You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend, and she-
00:43:03You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just-
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:10I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just-
00:43:13I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Wren, I just-
00:43:18I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:26I-I get it.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:41I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house, and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:52Tristan!
00:43:53My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:06Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:07Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:14I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work, and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:28You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:33My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:40Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:44Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:44:51Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:57It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:02I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:20You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:27I wanted to hate you, but I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:34I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:38I never have.
00:46:02I have something for you.
00:46:03A cell phone?
00:46:04If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:07A wild stallion?
00:46:08Is that your code name?
00:46:09Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:10I can't help you.
00:46:11We hate each other.
00:46:12Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:13That's what you want, right?
00:46:14Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:15Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:20I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of a five-year relationship.
00:46:21Ow!
00:46:22Ah, your head smiles.
00:46:23It's sad I understand.
00:46:24I didn't think you were.
00:46:25I thought you really can't be kidding me.
00:46:26But I didn't think you were.
00:46:27Oh, I was in the house that's all coming.
00:46:28You would have a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:31Wild Stallion?
00:46:32Is that your codename?
00:46:33Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:34I can't help you.
00:46:35We hate each other.
00:46:36Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow!
00:46:49Your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:46:58You motherfuckers!
00:47:02Took you long enough?
00:47:03You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:15And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:23Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God!
00:47:26Oh, my God, I know!
00:47:28How was it right?
00:47:30Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat a boss?
00:47:32Oh, what are you going to do, Twinkle Toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:35A pirouette on your corpse, if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:47:38Relax, Ren.
00:47:39It wasn't bad.
00:47:40It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:43You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down, because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:48And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:57I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:00Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:02They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:07Anywho!
00:48:08You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:10I need to get my name also fitted into a dress!
00:48:22No, deep tissue.
00:48:25Okay, the tie works.
00:48:29Mom.
00:48:31Please.
00:48:33Okay, you'll figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:37You wish.
00:48:39I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:41You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:02Okay, which ones?
00:49:09I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:14I can't wait to be married so I never have to go to the wedding again.
00:49:18It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:21Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:26the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:29When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:35I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told me
00:49:55he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:00God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:09Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:19Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:25I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:32And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:34Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days non-stop.
00:50:58I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we talk?
00:51:02Sure?
00:51:05What about?
00:51:06I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:08Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:16Thank you, Justin.
00:51:18I didn't even think of that.
00:51:20So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:24No, but I think...
00:51:27I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:33Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45How could you?
00:51:58How could you?
00:52:14I...
00:52:15I...
00:52:16Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:23Mom showed up this morning and...
00:52:26Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us and...
00:52:36Oh my God.
00:52:43You were right.
00:52:45I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:49If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:55Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:52:58Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock too.
00:53:04Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:20See you over here, Silica.
00:53:21I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:36Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:39I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:39I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:40I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:40I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:41I'm in love with Tristan.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Ren?
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:57Maybe something happened to him, like his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:10I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa, I...
00:54:19Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:31Wait.
00:54:33Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No.
00:54:45Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you.
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:12And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:18Honey, what?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:25I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that...
00:55:37That girl...
00:55:39She's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore.
00:56:06Now get out.
00:56:08My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:36I tried calling.
00:56:39This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:50I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because...
00:56:59Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:04And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:27I didn't know if I told him.
00:57:38I know.
00:57:43I know.
00:58:00Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:08Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:58:19I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:38Have you followed or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:58:57Tell me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:08I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just...
00:59:15Let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:22Save it.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:29Hi.
00:59:32What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor sitting here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to sit.
00:59:54Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year?
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:01He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember amongst was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:10All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:12So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you as Steven, I ended it
01:00:18with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:26Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:35Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:43I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:04I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:09I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:25Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:30Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:35Or a few days.
01:01:37That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:39And that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom.
01:01:44And to love that is timeless.
01:01:58Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:02I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:30Hey, can we talk?
01:02:37Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:40I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shady to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:51I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, you started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:04I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:06Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:10So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first, you know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34Hey, I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:42Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:51And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:06Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:16I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past.
01:04:25Ignore the future.
01:04:26Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:27You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:31You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure you get this a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes.
01:04:43Please say yes, please.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:44And I won't run out of gas.
01:04:58I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them.
01:05:11If they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:17Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:29I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, Prick.
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:43Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
01:05:53We are going to hit the road.
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