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Till Truth Do Us Apart
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00:00:00Simon, I need you to snatch up these companies quicker than came with a credit card and a candy
00:00:09shop. You got it, Chase. I mean, before my next call. Oh, yeah, right. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm right on it.
00:00:30Is that her?
00:00:47Emily, ain't it?
00:00:50Yeah. We chatted on one of those lovey-dovey apps.
00:00:55Shit, not another catfish. James, is that really you?
00:01:03Absolutely, baby. I mean, yeah, I put on a few pounds, but this ain't no biggie.
00:01:11Packed on pounds? What, has he been pinch-eating Photoshop for breakfast?
00:01:17Um, have a seat.
00:01:20Oh, I might. Let's see what they got here.
00:01:24Oh, oops. I'm sorry. Let me just pick that up.
00:01:43Excuse me. Are you taking pictures of my underwear?
00:01:45Emily, it's not. I was playing around. Come on.
00:01:48We have a peeping Tom here, everyone.
00:01:50This guy was trying to take pictures under my skirt.
00:01:52Hey, listen. Zip it, Dromacore.
00:01:54Give me my phone.
00:01:55No!
00:01:55Hey!
00:01:56Enough of that theatrics.
00:01:59I can smell a whore a mile away.
00:02:03What's your nightly rate? Come on, tell me what you do. What do you charge?
00:02:06Huh?
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:10Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry.
00:02:12You stupid bitch!
00:02:14Do not talk to women like that.
00:02:20A woman?
00:02:23She's the one ripping me off.
00:02:24I saw what was happening. I saw you being a peeping Tom of her dress.
00:02:28Buddy, just back off, okay?
00:02:30And if I don't?
00:02:31Rearrange your face!
00:02:32Get the fuck out of here before I fuck you up for real!
00:02:43Oh, my God, he is so handsome.
00:02:58You okay, Emily?
00:03:01Emily.
00:03:02Oh, uh, um, I'm, I'm fine. Fine.
00:03:06What? How do you know my name?
00:03:07Whoa.
00:03:12Yo, look who's here.
00:03:15Isn't this Edward, our pretty boy?
00:03:18Girls want this face a little too much.
00:03:21What do you want?
00:03:23Nothing.
00:03:24We just came to say hi.
00:03:26Oh, and we want to see you squirming for mercy!
00:03:32Bring it on.
00:03:33Come on.
00:03:43Come on, run!
00:03:43Oh
00:04:00Where do they go
00:04:13Thank you for saving me
00:04:17What's your name?
00:04:19Emily
00:04:21Nice to meet you, Emily
00:04:27Oh no, I'm gonna be late
00:04:29I gotta go
00:04:31Bye
00:04:39Looks like she doesn't remember me at all
00:04:43Crestwood High
00:04:47Class of 16
00:04:49I think you were 18
00:04:51Right?
00:04:53We've met before actually
00:04:55I'm sorry, I totally forgot
00:04:57What's your name again?
00:04:59Edward, it's nice to meet you again
00:05:01You're welcome
00:05:03Nice to meet you, Edward
00:05:05Okay, Eddie boy
00:05:07Deep breath
00:05:09Time to make an impression she won't forget again
00:05:13How's the daytime going, sweetie?
00:05:17Mom, I cannot be with a peeping Tom
00:05:19Really? Oh, don't worry
00:05:21I got a few more guys lined up for you
00:05:23Mom, please
00:05:25Your father and I were thinking
00:05:27Maybe we could invest in your coffee shop
00:05:31If you settle down soon
00:05:33Invest in my coffee shop?
00:05:35Yes
00:05:41Mom, I'm actually seeing someone
00:05:43I'll call you back
00:05:47Edward, do you have a girlfriend?
00:05:55No
00:05:57Well
00:05:59I mean, I could be your girlfriend
00:06:01If not
00:06:05I can't believe it
00:06:06Does she feel it too?
00:06:07The spark between us?
00:06:09Well, it would be paid
00:06:11Of course
00:06:12And you'd only have to do it long enough to convince my parents
00:06:14Maybe like six months
00:06:18No, three months
00:06:21So
00:06:22This is a fake relationship
00:06:27Why don't we just get married and say it?
00:06:29What?
00:06:32Well, I mean, you know
00:06:34You were looking to get your coffee shop
00:06:36Invested in
00:06:38I mean, my parents are nagging me to settle down
00:06:40So
00:06:41It's like a win-win for both of us
00:06:45I guess that makes sense
00:06:46I mean, I am also short on cash
00:06:48So
00:06:50Why wouldn't I take an offer like that?
00:06:53Your outfit doesn't look cheap
00:06:56This is rent
00:06:59Alright, I think this is a good idea
00:07:03Let me get our marriage certificates then
00:07:07Okay!
00:07:08Okay
00:07:17Well
00:07:18This is
00:07:19One heck of a rollercoaster ride
00:07:20We're hopping onto it
00:07:21Yeah
00:07:22We're
00:07:23In it for the long
00:07:26I mean, do we start playing house right now?
00:07:28Or?
00:07:30I mean, do we move in with each other?
00:07:41Oh shit
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:44Um, Edward
00:07:45Okay
00:07:46Can I have a minute?
00:07:47Yeah, sure
00:07:48Take a time
00:07:49Okay
00:08:04Just a little bit longer
00:08:05Okay
00:08:06No problem
00:08:07Okay
00:08:08Okay
00:08:09Okay
00:08:10Okay
00:08:11Okay
00:08:12Let's go
00:08:13Simon, buy me some clothes from Walmart
00:08:15Walmart?
00:08:16Sure, Oregon, what's going on?
00:08:17Let's do it
00:08:26Here you go, boss
00:08:28Now remember, you are the boss now
00:08:31I work for you, okay?
00:08:33April Fools isn't until next month, boss
00:08:35Boss
00:08:37Boss?
00:08:38Who's the boss?
00:08:40Uh, this is my boss
00:08:45Uh, Mr. Doyle
00:08:47I'm his assistant
00:08:48Just checking up on me
00:08:50Your boss came to check on you?
00:08:53Um, well, it's, um, Mr. Cor-
00:08:57I mean, I'm-
00:09:00Edward here
00:09:04You two go ahead
00:09:06I need to get going
00:09:07Thanks so much
00:09:15Thanks
00:09:24Are you sure these are good?
00:09:25They just seem kinda...
00:09:27Simple
00:09:29Wait
00:09:30You've never had a street taco?
00:09:34Edward, what?
00:09:35Uh, they're amazing
00:09:36I promise
00:09:37Try one
00:09:45They're good, trust me
00:09:51Good, right?
00:09:53Oh my god
00:09:58Are you okay?
00:09:59It's so spicy
00:10:02Here, have some water
00:10:05Oh my god
00:10:09Wow
00:10:12Okay
00:10:13Good
00:10:14Not bad
00:10:15I'm glad you like this
00:10:16Uh huh
00:10:22Emily?
00:10:24Okay
00:10:25Emily!
00:10:26I saw you already!
00:10:31Emily!
00:10:32I saw you already!
00:10:35Ha ha ha ha
00:10:40And Emma!
00:10:42Who's this guy?
00:10:46Well, he is-
00:10:47He must be your boyfriend
00:10:49Good for you
00:10:50He's such a handsome lad
00:10:52Oh, well
00:10:53Thank you, Aunt Emma
00:10:54Very, very sweet
00:10:56Oh, look at you
00:10:57Such a gentleman
00:10:59I won't keep you two
00:11:02Bye now
00:11:04Bye!
00:11:06Great, now my mom's gonna get a full report in about five minutes
00:11:12That fast?
00:11:13That fast?
00:11:14Oh yeah
00:11:15The FBI should hire moms for their intel network
00:11:22Huh
00:11:24Okay
00:11:25Yeah
00:11:28Emily!
00:11:29You got a boyfriend who didn't tell me?
00:11:31Mom
00:11:33Your Aunt Emma says he's very handsome
00:11:36You sure he's not a scammer?
00:11:37He's not a scammer
00:11:42Hi, Ms. Spruister
00:11:44No, it is a real relationship
00:11:45It's not a scam
00:11:47I was just kidding
00:11:49Well, since you're together
00:11:50Maybe you two can come over for dinner tomorrow night?
00:11:56Yeah, sounds good
00:12:02Why would you agree to that?
00:12:04Because she already knows
00:12:06And the sooner they believe you
00:12:07The sooner you get your coffee shop
00:12:09Huh?
00:12:11I guess you're right
00:12:21Is that Emily?
00:12:23In high school?
00:12:25Oh, okay
00:12:26I got it
00:12:29Don't you have work to do?
00:12:30Okay, boss, sorry
00:12:31I just uh
00:12:32Yeah, you're right
00:12:33I just wanted to let you know
00:12:34That the gift for Emily's parents is in your car
00:12:38Hey, there's just
00:12:39There's just one more thing
00:12:43Miss Linda is back from abroad
00:12:45Linda?
00:12:46Yeah, she's downstairs
00:12:47And she's making a whole scene at the entrance
00:12:49Demanding to see you
00:12:50If you do
00:12:51Okay, I don't want to see her
00:12:52I can believe that's off work soon
00:12:53Not good for her
00:12:57Workaholic skipping out
00:12:59Love sure it does change things
00:13:02How dare you?
00:13:04Do you even know who I am?
00:13:07I'm Edward's fiance
00:13:09So
00:13:10You better
00:13:11Get over
00:13:13Sorry, Miss
00:13:14Mr. Corrigan is
00:13:16He's not in the office today
00:13:18He's not here
00:13:20Well then where is he?
00:13:22You know
00:13:23If you really want to see Mr. Corrigan
00:13:24You should make an appointment
00:13:26And if you can't reach him
00:13:28Maybe you're not as close to those things
00:13:29Find out where Edward is right now
00:13:45Oh
00:13:47Mom, Dad, this is Edward
00:13:51Welcome
00:13:52Mr. and Mrs. Brewster
00:13:55It's nice to meet you
00:13:56This is for you
00:13:57I hope you like it
00:13:58Oh
00:14:00How thoughtful
00:14:01Well thank you
00:14:02May I open it?
00:14:03Yeah, you can
00:14:04Okay
00:14:06I love presents
00:14:07Is that it?
00:14:23A jade piece from ancient China?
00:14:26Edward, did you rob a museum?
00:14:28A museum?
00:14:30Dad, I think you must be mistaken
00:14:31How could Edward have a piece like that?
00:14:34I've been studying antiques longer than you've been alive
00:14:37This is...
00:14:38This is real
00:14:42Okay, let's just say you're right, Dad
00:14:45What's the damage?
00:14:46How much are we talking?
00:14:50A piece like this could fetch them?
00:14:53Two million?
00:14:54Two million dollars?
00:14:59Edward, where did you get this?
00:15:05No, I found it in an antique shop in China
00:15:09For like a thousand dollars
00:15:11I had no idea it would be so much
00:15:14You're quite lucky
00:15:15Yeah, I would say so
00:15:19Quite lucky
00:15:21Um...
00:15:22Let's get some beers and celebrate
00:15:24Um...
00:15:25Why don't you go with your dad inside
00:15:26And get us some beer?
00:15:28Mmm, yes, beer mugs
00:15:30So you can gossip about me
00:15:31Come on
00:15:36Edward
00:15:38Is Emily faking this?
00:15:40So that I would stop nagging her?
00:15:42No, no
00:15:43It might seem fake
00:15:44But no, we're...
00:15:45We're legally married
00:15:47Yeah, look
00:15:49It's real
00:15:52Married?
00:15:53Who?
00:15:54Emily?
00:15:58What? What? Married?
00:16:02What?
00:16:04I mean, I've known Emily for 10 years
00:16:06So when I bumped into her the other day
00:16:08I mean, we just...
00:16:10Hit it off and...
00:16:11Decided to get married
00:16:15I...
00:16:16I need to sit down
00:16:24This is happening so fast
00:16:26I mean...
00:16:27Do you know each other?
00:16:29Edward, how old are you?
00:16:31What do you do for work?
00:16:33Well, I'm 28
00:16:35Uh...
00:16:36And as far as work goes
00:16:37I'm the CEO at Dreamy
00:16:38What's up?
00:16:44I mean...
00:16:45I'm the...
00:16:47CEO's assistant
00:16:49Oh, thank goodness
00:16:52I thought you said you were the CEO
00:16:56Why, Mom?
00:16:58Well, darling
00:17:00CEOs are...
00:17:02Like...
00:17:03Bees
00:17:05They're always buzzing around
00:17:06Too many flowers
00:17:10You know, money makes men
00:17:12Honey hungry bears
00:17:18What?
00:17:20Oh...
00:17:22Dear, I didn't mean you
00:17:23I wasn't talking about you
00:17:25No, no...
00:17:26I mean...
00:17:27I know we had a...
00:17:28A flash marriage
00:17:29But...
00:17:30You know, we did our homework
00:17:32And...
00:17:33Promise to love her
00:17:34And...
00:17:35Spoil her
00:17:36And...
00:17:37Keep away from...
00:17:38Honey hungry bears
00:17:40Well, that...
00:17:42Is what we want to hear
00:17:44Our Emily is...
00:17:46She's very precious to us
00:17:47Yes
00:17:49Wow, Edward
00:17:51You could win an Oscar
00:17:52Oh...
00:17:56Wow
00:17:58It's actually raining in Los Angeles
00:18:01Well...
00:18:02You two have to stay tonight
00:18:05Oh...
00:18:06Edward has work to do
00:18:08Oh...
00:18:09No, I don't have any work tonight
00:18:11Oh...
00:18:12Good
00:18:13I mean, stay
00:18:14Oh...
00:18:15Oh...
00:18:20Didn't you get my hint?
00:18:22Now we're trapped
00:18:23Trapped?
00:18:24Why?
00:18:28Can you hear anything?
00:18:30Not a beep
00:18:32Do you think he's gay?
00:18:34He's gay
00:18:38Congratulations, Romeo
00:18:40They're not gonna leave until they hear the noise
00:18:43Okay...
00:18:45Oh, I have an idea
00:18:46Lay down
00:18:47Okay...
00:18:48Alright
00:18:49Jacket off
00:18:50Uh-huh
00:18:51Back
00:18:52Nope
00:18:54Oh...
00:18:55Turn around
00:18:56Okay...
00:18:58Alright...
00:18:59You ready?
00:19:00Okay...
00:19:01Oh...
00:19:02Ah...
00:19:03Oh...
00:19:04Oh...
00:19:05Ah...
00:19:08Oh...
00:19:10Oh...
00:19:11Oh...
00:19:12Holy moly...
00:19:13Kids these days
00:19:15You should try that sometime
00:19:18Yeah...
00:19:21Definitely
00:19:22Are you okay?
00:19:23Yeah...
00:19:24I think...
00:19:25Better actually...
00:19:26Good...
00:19:27Well, sorry about that...
00:19:28Um...
00:19:29You can take the bed...
00:19:30And...
00:19:31I'll sleep on the floor...
00:19:32Okay...
00:19:33Goodnight...
00:19:34Hurry...
00:19:35Morning...
00:19:36Morning...
00:19:37Morning...
00:19:38Um...
00:19:39How did I...
00:19:40Sleepwalking?
00:19:41Uh...
00:19:42Sleepwalking...
00:19:43Breakfast is ready...
00:19:44Morning...
00:19:45Oh...
00:19:46Uh...
00:19:47And...
00:19:48I'll sleep on the floor...
00:19:49Okay...
00:19:50Good night...
00:19:51Morning...
00:19:53Morning...
00:19:54Uh...
00:19:55How did I...
00:19:56Sleepwalking?
00:20:01Breakfast is ready...
00:20:12Morning...
00:20:14Excuse me, who are you looking at?
00:20:22Edward!
00:20:23Edward!
00:20:25What are you doing?
00:20:28What do you want with my husband?
00:20:30Your husband?
00:20:33Oh no!
00:20:35Edward is my fiancé.
00:20:44Edward, what's going on?
00:20:46Okay, Emily, I can explain everything.
00:20:48What don't you get?
00:20:49Edward is my fiancé.
00:20:52I mean, how could a third wheel like you think that she could steal my man?
00:20:56Okay, no.
00:20:58Edward!
00:20:59What the heck is going on?
00:21:01You're a liar.
00:21:02You lied to Emily and you dragged her into this mess?
00:21:06Edward, is this true?
00:21:08No, Linda is just someone that my parents forced on me, okay?
00:21:11Edward, you made me a homewrecker.
00:21:15You bitch!
00:21:17How dare you try and slap my fiancé?
00:21:21Do not touch her.
00:21:25Enough!
00:21:27I don't want to see you anymore. Get out.
00:21:29It's not what you think.
00:21:30Get out.
00:21:33Edward, you need to sort your own mess out here first.
00:21:38Then maybe you can talk down the way again.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43I'm gonna fix this.
00:21:44Okay?
00:21:46I promise.
00:21:47Come here.
00:21:48Edward!
00:21:49Edward!
00:22:01Edward!
00:22:02Edward!
00:22:03Come on, how can you treat your fiancé like this?
00:22:05You were never my fiancé!
00:22:07I was always married to Emily.
00:22:09Do not come back here or you will regret it.
00:22:11Wait, no.
00:22:14Emily.
00:22:17Thank you, please.
00:22:27Wow, look who decided to show up.
00:22:29Mrs. Newlywed herself, Emily Brewster.
00:22:40Drink with me.
00:22:42What happened?
00:22:43Did someone piss you off?
00:22:49Edward Corrigan?
00:22:51Edward Corrigan.
00:22:52Edward Corrigan.
00:22:53Edward Corrigan.
00:22:54That sounds so familiar.
00:22:57Isn't he the dreamy...
00:23:03Don't say his name.
00:23:05I don't want to hear about him anymore.
00:23:08Alright.
00:23:09Okay.
00:23:10Drink.
00:23:12Cheers.
00:23:13Cheers.
00:23:14How do I always end up with jerks?
00:23:22My ex cheated on me and my husband has a fiancé.
00:23:26That jerk lied to you?
00:23:28We are gonna go.
00:23:30We are gonna go kick his ass.
00:23:32Not today, Caroline.
00:23:34Then you need to dump him.
00:23:39And date someone like my CEO instead.
00:23:42Your CEO?
00:23:44Didn't I tell you?
00:23:45I got a job at Dreamy.
00:23:47Our CEO is so hot and he never messes with the female staff.
00:23:53His name is, um...
00:23:57When is his name again?
00:24:00I can't remember.
00:24:02What do you want, Edward?
00:24:04Where are you?
00:24:05I'm dead, don't call me again.
00:24:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:11You piece of trash!
00:24:13Get your hands off of her!
00:24:15Go back to your little horror!
00:24:18And leave Emily alone, you cheating scum!
00:24:23There.
00:24:25Now he won't bother you ever again.
00:24:27You are awesome.
00:24:30Cheers!
00:24:31Cheers!
00:24:34Um, you know that actually sounded like Caroline from the tech department.
00:24:38Maybe Emily's at her place.
00:24:39Maybe Emily's at her place.
00:24:48Witness!
00:24:55Mr. Corrigan!
00:25:00Do you know me?
00:25:02I work at Dreamy.
00:25:04Okay, was that you on the phone earlier?
00:25:06You...
00:25:08You're Edward, her husband?
00:25:10Where is she?
00:25:12Oh...
00:25:14Hold on, she said that you have a Beyoncé, is that true?
00:25:20I will explain everything to her.
00:25:21Okay, but you didn't tell her that you were the CEO of Dreamy.
00:25:23No, but I will.
00:25:24Just keep quiet until then, okay?
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:29Come here.
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:33Who are you?
00:25:36You look like my ex-husband.
00:25:38You look better.
00:25:39Okay.
00:25:40I'm gonna give you a good-bye kiss.
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:42I'm gonna give you a good-bye kiss.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:44I'm gonna give you a good-bye kiss.
00:26:01Ow!
00:26:03It hurts, doesn't it?
00:26:06It's what you get for lying to me.
00:26:08I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:10Hey.
00:26:11Stop.
00:26:12Cut it out.
00:26:13Emily, cut it out.
00:26:15Hey.
00:26:16Hey.
00:26:17Are you okay?
00:26:18What's wrong?
00:26:19She's having an allergic reaction.
00:26:20We have to get her to the hospital.
00:26:21Hey, hey.
00:26:22Are you okay?
00:26:23Come here.
00:26:24Hey, come on.
00:26:25Come here.
00:26:32Where am I?
00:26:33What are you doing here?
00:26:42Someone was foolish enough to drink themselves into the hospital.
00:26:48You don't remember you're allergic?
00:26:50Thank you for saving me.
00:26:54All I need is...
00:26:57just...
00:26:58Edward is my fiance.
00:27:03Um...
00:27:05We're getting a divorce.
00:27:11What?
00:27:12Look, you lied to me.
00:27:14Okay?
00:27:15And I slapped you.
00:27:16I even bit you.
00:27:17And you saved my life, so I think we're even.
00:27:21I can't hire you as my husband anymore.
00:27:23There's nothing going on between me and Linda.
00:27:26Edward...
00:27:28I am a regular person.
00:27:31I just want a simple, peaceful life.
00:27:34I've enjoyed the good times with you, but I don't want to be a homewrecker.
00:27:39Let's just end it now.
00:27:42Please don't make this harder than it already is.
00:27:46I'm sorry.
00:27:48It's my fault.
00:27:51Let's get a divorce.
00:27:56Well, Edward Corrigan, I'll see you again in six months.
00:28:04After the waiting period in California, we'll be officially divorced.
00:28:10Take care.
00:28:13Can I win you back in six months?
00:28:15That's really not necessary.
00:28:17Edward, you're being a jerk.
00:28:30Shit.
00:28:35Whoa.
00:28:37Isn't that Emily?
00:28:40My ex-girlfriend?
00:28:41I'm sorry, Emily.
00:28:43Don't be jealous.
00:28:45Why would I be jealous?
00:28:46You took out my trash.
00:28:48Oh, well that is really big talk.
00:28:50Because didn't you cry for a week after Patrick dumped you?
00:28:52You're still not over me.
00:28:54Poor girl.
00:28:56Are you still single?
00:28:57How can she be single when I'm her husband?
00:28:58I've been.
00:28:59Yes.
00:29:00This is my husband.
00:29:01And he is much better than yours.
00:29:02Wait, run.
00:29:03Husband.
00:29:04You're married.
00:29:05You're married.
00:29:06Oh, well that is really big talk.
00:29:08Well that is really big talk.
00:29:09Cause didn't you cry for a week after Patrick dumped you?
00:29:10Oh, you're still not over me.
00:29:11Poor girl.
00:29:12Are you still single?
00:29:13How can she be single when I'm her husband?
00:29:14I've been?
00:29:15Yes, this is my husband.
00:29:17Yes, this is my husband.
00:29:21And he is much better than yours.
00:29:24Wait, run.
00:29:25Husband.
00:29:26You're married.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29And not only is he more handsome than you,
00:29:31he's also richer.
00:29:32Honey, show him the car.
00:29:45See that?
00:29:47How is that possible?
00:29:48How the hell do you afford a Porsche?
00:29:50So what?
00:29:51He is a junior executive at Dreamy.
00:29:55And once his stock options invest,
00:29:57he can buy as many Porsches as he wants.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:02Wow, I didn't realize that being a junior executive
00:30:04made you a big shot.
00:30:07Well, my husband is the CEO's assistant at Dreamy.
00:30:13Assistant?
00:30:14So you're just an errand boy?
00:30:16What department do you work in?
00:30:21Listen up, errand boy.
00:30:23I work at the tech department.
00:30:32Why are Patrick from the tech department?
00:30:34Oh, buddy.
00:30:35Your wife's already out of her mind.
00:30:40Are you crazy too?
00:30:44God, that's hilarious.
00:30:46Hello.
00:30:48What?
00:30:49What?
00:30:50I'm fired?
00:30:55What did I do wrong?
00:31:01Please, please.
00:31:02I'm begging you, please.
00:31:04Don't fire me, please.
00:31:05You made a mistake insulting my wife.
00:31:08I'm begging you.
00:31:10It's what he's saying.
00:31:11Do not touch her.
00:31:12Let's go.
00:31:14You bitch.
00:31:15Babe.
00:31:16Don't bathe me.
00:31:17Don't bathe me.
00:31:18You just lost your job.
00:31:19And now, I want a divorce.
00:31:23Did you really fire him?
00:31:24How did you do that?
00:31:25HR owed me a favor.
00:31:26You really seemed like a CEO back there.
00:31:28Is this your car?
00:31:29Almost right.
00:31:30I did.
00:31:31You just lost my wife.
00:31:32Don't bathe me.
00:31:33Don't bathe me.
00:31:34You just lost your job.
00:31:35And now, I want a divorce.
00:31:39Did you really fire him?
00:31:41How did you do that?
00:31:43HR owed me a favor.
00:31:45You really seemed like a CEO back there.
00:31:47Is this your car?
00:31:52Almost right.
00:31:57I almost forgot.
00:31:59No, I'm borrowing it from a friend.
00:32:06Anyway, thank you for what you did back there.
00:32:09How you gonna repay me?
00:32:17Packing your stuff for you is how I'm repaying them.
00:32:20Bye!
00:32:21No, wait!
00:32:27Why are you still here?
00:32:35What are you talking about?
00:32:37I live here.
00:32:39Hey, neighbor.
00:32:41Did Edward really move here for me?
00:32:57Is he really trying to win me back?
00:32:59Edward never gave me back my key.
00:33:03He wouldn't be coming here to sneak a kiss with me.
00:33:07Edward, you...
00:33:09Bitch!
00:33:10You made me lose my job in particular lessons, didn't they?
00:33:13Die!
00:33:15Asking for this!
00:33:29You're asking for this.
00:33:38Hey, hey!
00:33:44Touch her again and I'll fucking kill you!
00:33:49Hey, hey.
00:33:51You okay?
00:33:52Come here.
00:33:53I'm so scared.
00:33:55You're okay.
00:33:56You're safe.
00:33:58It's okay.
00:33:59Oh, it's broken.
00:34:04Stay with me today.
00:34:06Okay?
00:34:26Actually, he is a nice man.
00:34:28Does that hurt?
00:34:34I'm fine.
00:34:36You okay?
00:34:39Much better.
00:34:41Why don't you take the bed and I'll sit in the floor.
00:34:44In the bathroom.
00:34:44I'm still a little scared.
00:35:01It's okay.
00:35:02I'm right here.
00:35:04What if you came to bed?
00:35:10Are you sure?
00:35:10I don't want to.
00:35:13I don't want to hear about this.
00:35:35There's nothing going on between these three times.
00:35:37It's just a stupid business you have to turn around.
00:35:39I don't want to hear about this.
00:35:43Give me another chance.
00:35:45Please.
00:35:53I'll think about it.
00:35:55I'm tired.
00:36:11Why are you following me?
00:36:12I'm not going to leave you alone after what happened last night.
00:36:14Okay, but I'm just going to my coffee shop.
00:36:16What are you going to do there?
00:36:18Read my book and have a cup of coffee.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:22Okay.
00:36:30God damn it!
00:36:32Why is Edward still with that bitch?
00:36:34Yeah, calm down.
00:36:36Mom, it's that bitch!
00:36:38I mean you have to do something.
00:36:40I am a marshal.
00:36:42I am the only one that is good enough for Edward.
00:36:44Baby, you can't force love.
00:36:46I don't care!
00:36:48I mean, you have always told me that my happiness is the most important thing, right?
00:36:54Remember when I got lost when I was five?
00:36:56You told me-
00:36:58Okay, okay.
00:37:00I'll go talk to Emily.
00:37:02I'll go talk to Emily.
00:37:04Hey!
00:37:10Coffee or something?
00:37:11I think I'm taking a little coffee.
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:14Uh, I see my boss.
00:37:15I'm just going to talk to you.
00:37:17Coffee or something?
00:37:19I didn't get too much coffee.
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:23Uh, I see my boss.
00:37:25We're just gonna talk to you.
00:37:29Let me get your keys.
00:37:31Boss, why?
00:37:39Take mine. I'll use your car for a while.
00:37:41Seriously?
00:37:43I mean, thank you.
00:37:45I've been thinking about this moment for a long time.
00:37:57Hi, welcome. What can I get for you?
00:37:59This girl.
00:38:01She looks exactly like I did when I was her age.
00:38:05Hi, is Emily here?
00:38:07Oh, I'm Emily.
00:38:09And you are?
00:38:11I'm Linda Marshall's mother.
00:38:13I came to speak about Edward.
00:38:15You know, if it's about Edward, you should probably talk to him.
00:38:19Young lady, I know you think that Edward likes you right now.
00:38:23And that makes you feel fearless.
00:38:25But how long do you think that's gonna last?
00:38:29Linda represents everything the Marshall family stands for.
00:38:33She's a much better match for Edward.
00:38:35You need money already.
00:38:39You know, Mrs. Marshall, this is a coffee shop.
00:38:41So if you're not here to order coffee, I'm afraid I can't help you.
00:38:45That's all I have to say.
00:38:47Think about it.
00:38:49Oh, watch out!
00:38:51Okay.
00:38:53Sorry.
00:38:55Are you okay?
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:57Is there a first aid kit here?
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:04Does it hurt?
00:39:08Just have a mint chocolate and it will be okay.
00:39:12All the way.
00:39:13How could you?
00:39:14How could you?
00:39:15How could you?
00:39:16How could you?
00:39:17How could you?
00:39:18Are you okay?
00:39:19Does it hurt?
00:39:20Just do the mint chocolate and it will be all the way.
00:39:22Yes.
00:39:23Is it Marshall?
00:39:24Oh, you're here for Mark?
00:39:25Oh.
00:39:26You're here for Mark?
00:39:27Are you all right?
00:39:28Uh.
00:39:29Oh.
00:39:30Uh.
00:39:31Oh.
00:39:32Oh.
00:39:45Hello.
00:39:46Hey.
00:39:47Hey.
00:39:48Hey.
00:39:49Oh, uh.
00:39:50Uh, oh. Nothing. I was just thinking. Linda used to love mint chocolate before she disappeared.
00:40:00But after we found her, she never ate it again.
00:40:03Oh. Maybe her taste changed?
00:40:06Maybe.
00:40:11Miss Emily, may I ask about your parents?
00:40:14Oh, they're good.
00:40:16That's good.
00:40:17You know, I'm so sorry to bother. Forget I was here.
00:40:27This is for the medical expenses. Thanks for saving me.
00:40:39Missed Marshall!
00:40:40How can this girl look so much like me? And even have the same habit as my Linda?
00:40:48No, no, no. How can I be thinking like this?
00:40:52When Linda was found, we did a DNA test.
00:41:02Mrs. Marshall!
00:41:03Who's that?
00:41:11I don't know.
00:41:14Oh, Mr. Doyle.
00:41:17Hi. Uh, welcome to our humble shop.
00:41:19Please come in.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:24Mr. Doyle, this is our shop's specialty fresh ground coffee. I hope you enjoyed it.
00:41:50That's good.
00:41:51It's really good.
00:41:52Oh, someone just ordered a takeout. I gotta go grab it off.
00:41:57Can you watch the shop, Tony?
00:41:58Yep.
00:42:05Watch the shop.
00:42:10Me?
00:42:16Hi, I'm here with your coffee order.
00:42:18Can you come outside and get it?
00:42:19Yeah, the door's open. Bring it inside.
00:42:21Mr. Walton, I have your coffee order for you.
00:42:36All right. Uh, just leave it there.
00:42:40Uh, we still need to settle up.
00:42:42How much?
00:42:43Oh, um...
00:42:44What I meant was, how much for a month, if you?
00:42:53What do you mean by that?
00:42:54Uh...
00:42:54Come on.
00:42:58You didn't really think that I was gonna enjoy a little coffee, right?
00:43:02What I'm interested in, what I'm interested in, is you.
00:43:14Uh, I'm married. Please show me some respect.
00:43:17Married?
00:43:19Don't make me laugh.
00:43:21You expect me to believe that?
00:43:23I really am married.
00:43:25Enough!
00:43:26Even if you are, your husband better step aside.
00:43:29Because in this town, no one crosses me.
00:43:34What's up, my cousin?
00:43:35Okay.
00:43:36I am done talking.
00:43:37If you don't want my coffee, I'm leaving.
00:43:38Honey likes what he likes.
00:43:39Just go with it.
00:43:41How about a little swim?
00:43:42Let's see what you got.
00:43:43Yeah, let's see what's going on under there.
00:43:46Don't disappoint us now, sweetheart.
00:43:53Edward?
00:43:57Cousin!
00:44:01Hey, cousin.
00:44:02What brings you here?
00:44:07Here to pick up my wife.
00:44:09Your...
00:44:09Your wife?
00:44:10That's right.
00:44:11Meet Emily.
00:44:13My legally...
00:44:14Uh, Linda.
00:44:17Uh!
00:44:20Yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:44:22Oh, okay.
00:44:24So what was going on here?
00:44:2660, what?
00:44:27I think it sounds a little low, doesn't it?
00:44:31How about 6,000?
00:44:32Simon, I need you to snatch up these companies quicker than a kid with a credit card.
00:44:44Is that her?
00:44:52Emily, you mean it?
00:44:57Emily, you mean it?
00:44:59Emily, you mean it?
00:45:04Shit, not another catfish.
00:45:06James, is that really you?
00:45:09Absolutely, baby.
00:45:10I mean, yeah, I put on a few pounds, but it's a little bit.
00:45:14Photoshop for breakfast?
00:45:15Um, have a seat.
00:45:18I don't know.
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20I don't know.
00:45:21I like to.
00:45:22Yeah.
00:45:23I can see what they got on the...
00:45:24Oh, oops!
00:45:25Ha ha.
00:45:26Ha ha!
00:45:27Ha ha!
00:45:28Excuse me!
00:45:29Are you taking pictures of my underwear?
00:45:31Emily, it's not...
00:45:32I'm just playing around.
00:45:33Come on.
00:45:34We have a peeping Tom here, everyone.
00:45:35This guy was trying to take pictures under my skirt.
00:45:36Hey, listen, zip it, Dromacole.
00:45:37Give me my phone back.
00:45:38No!
00:45:39Take me off.
00:45:40Take me off.
00:45:41I can get my phone back.
00:45:42Enough that theatrics.
00:45:43I can smell a whore a mile away.
00:45:44I'mma progress.
00:45:45Buddy, just back off, okay?
00:45:46And if I don't?
00:45:47We're your way to go.
00:45:48I'm not going to go.
00:45:49I'm not going to go.
00:45:50I'm not going to go.
00:45:51I'm not going to go.
00:45:52I'm going to go.
00:45:53I'm going to go.
00:45:54I'm going to go.
00:45:55I'm going to go.
00:45:56I'm going to go.
00:46:01your face.
00:46:06Get the fuck out of here
00:46:11before I fuck you up for real!
00:46:24Oh, my God.
00:46:25He is so handsome.
00:46:28You okay, man?
00:46:31Oh, uh, I'm I'm fine fine. How do you know? We want to see you squirming for mercy
00:46:43Bring it on
00:47:01You're me. What's your name? Uh, Emily
00:47:08Looks like she doesn't remember me at all
00:47:20Sorry, I totally forgot what's your name again. Uh, Edward. It's nice to meet you again. Time to make an impression she won't forget again
00:47:31How's the day going, sweetie? Mom, I cannot be with a peeping Tom. Really? Oh, don't worry. I got a few more guys lined up for you
00:47:41Mom, please your father and I were soon best in my coffee shop. Yes
00:47:52Edward, do you have a girlfriend?
00:47:55I
00:47:59Can't believe it does she feel it to the spark which so this is a fake relationship
00:48:09Why don't we just get married and say
00:48:14Well, I mean, you know
00:48:16You're looking to get your coffee shop invested in
00:48:21Get our marriage certificates then
00:48:23Okay
00:48:35Well, this is one heck of a rollercoaster ride. We're hopping on to it. Yeah, we're in it for the long haul
00:48:44I mean do we start playing house right now or I mean do we move in with each other or
00:48:53Oh shit
00:49:07Sammy buy me some clothes from Walmart Walmart supporting what's going on? Just do it
00:49:14Here you go boss now remember you were the boss now I
00:49:18I work for you
00:49:23This is my boss
00:49:27Mr. Doyle, I'm his assistant. Just checking up on me your boss came to check on you
00:49:35um
00:49:37Well, it's um, mr. Cor- I mean, I'm
00:49:41Edward here
00:49:43You two go ahead. I need to get going
00:49:56Thanks so much
00:49:58Are you sure these are good? They just seem kind of
00:50:09Simple
00:50:11Wait, you've never had a street taco?
00:50:15Ever
00:50:16What? Okay, uh, they're amazing. I promise
00:50:19Try one
00:50:20That's good, trust me
00:50:26That's good, trust me
00:50:33Good, right?
00:50:35Oh my god
00:50:39Are you okay?
00:50:41It's not spicy
00:50:43Here, have some water
00:50:45Oh my god
00:50:51Wow
00:50:53Okay
00:50:54Good
00:50:55Not bad
00:50:56I'm glad you like this
00:50:57Uh-huh
00:51:03Amelie?
00:51:04Amelie?
00:51:13Amelie?
00:51:14I saw you already
00:51:21And Emma
00:51:23Who's this guy?
00:51:25Well, he is
00:51:27Well, he is
00:51:28He must be your boyfriend
00:51:31Good for you
00:51:32He's such a handsome lad
00:51:34Oh, well
00:51:35Thank you, Aunt Emma
00:51:36Very, very sweet
00:51:38Oh, look at you
00:51:39Such a gentleman
00:51:42I won't keep you too
00:51:46Bye now
00:51:47Bye
00:51:51Great, now my mom's gonna get a full report in about five minutes
00:51:54That fast
00:51:55That fast?
00:51:56Oh, yeah
00:51:57The FBI should hire moms for their intel network
00:52:04Huh
00:52:06Okay
00:52:07Yeah, uh
00:52:10Amelie?
00:52:11You got a boyfriend and you didn't tell me?
00:52:13Mom
00:52:14Your Aunt Emma says he's very handsome
00:52:18Are you sure he's not a scammer?
00:52:20I...
00:52:21Oh
00:52:23Hi, Mrs. Brewster
00:52:24Uh, no
00:52:25It is a real relationship
00:52:26It's not a scam
00:52:28I was just kidding
00:52:30Well, well, since you're together
00:52:32Maybe you two can come over for dinner tomorrow night?
00:52:37Yeah, sounds good
00:52:44Why would you agree to that?
00:52:45Because she already knows
00:52:47And the sooner they believe you
00:52:48The sooner you get your coffee shot
00:52:50Really?
00:52:52I guess you're right
00:53:02Is that Emily?
00:53:04In high school?
00:53:06Oh, okay, I got it
00:53:08Don't you have work to do?
00:53:11Okay, boss, sorry
00:53:12I just, uh
00:53:13Yeah, you're right
00:53:14I, um, I just want to let you know
00:53:15That the gift for Emily's parents is in your car
00:53:20Hey, there's just
00:53:21There's one more thing
00:53:24Miss Linda is back abroad
00:53:26Linda?
00:53:27Yeah, she's downstairs
00:53:28And she's making a whole scene of the entrance
00:53:30Demanding to see you
00:53:31Okay, I don't want to see her
00:53:33Emily, that's how it works
00:53:34Emily, that's how it works
00:53:35And then I figure out
00:53:38Your workaholic's skipping out
00:53:40Love sure does change things
00:53:44How dare you?
00:53:45Do you even know who I am?
00:53:48I'm Edward's fiancee
00:53:50So, you better get over
00:53:54Sorry Miss Linda
00:53:55Mr. Corrigan is
00:53:57He's not in the office today
00:53:58He's not here?
00:53:59He's not here
00:54:01Well then where is he?
00:54:02Huh?
00:54:03You know
00:54:04If you really want to see Mr. Corrigan
00:54:05You should make an appointment
00:54:07And if you can't reach him
00:54:08Maybe you're not as close to him as you think
00:54:11You
00:54:20Find out where Edward is
00:54:21Right now
00:54:27Oh
00:54:29Mom, Dad
00:54:30This is
00:54:31Edward
00:54:33Welcome
00:54:36Mr. and Mrs. Brewster
00:54:37It's nice to meet you
00:54:38This is for you
00:54:39I hope you like it
00:54:40Oh!
00:54:41How thoughtful
00:54:42Well thank you
00:54:43May I open it?
00:54:44Yeah
00:54:45Okay
00:54:48I love prisons
00:54:57Is that it?
00:54:59A chain piece from ancient China?
00:55:02Edward, did you rob a museum?
00:55:05Dad, I think you must be mistaken
00:55:07How could Edward have a piece like that?
00:55:09I've been studying antiques longer than you've been alive
00:55:12This is... this is real
00:55:17Okay, let's just say you're right, Dad
00:55:20What's the damage?
00:55:21How much are we talking?
00:55:22A piece like this could fetch like...
00:55:28Two million?
00:55:32Two million dollars?
00:55:35Edward, where did you get this?
00:55:41No, I found it in an antique shop in China
00:55:44For like a thousand dollars?
00:55:45I mean...
00:55:46I had no idea it would be so much
00:55:49You're quite lucky
00:55:52Yeah
00:55:53I would say so
00:55:54Quite lucky
00:55:56Um...
00:55:57Let's get some beers and celebrate
00:55:58Um...
00:55:59Why don't you go with your dad inside and get us some beer
00:56:03Mmm...
00:56:04Yes, beer mugs
00:56:05Mm-hmm
00:56:06So you can gossip about me
00:56:07I'm a hug
00:56:13Is Emily faking this?
00:56:15So that I would stop nagging her
00:56:17No, no
00:56:18I mean...
00:56:19It might seem fake, but no
00:56:20We're...
00:56:21We're legally married
00:56:22Yeah, look
00:56:24It's real
00:56:25Oh!
00:56:28Mary!
00:56:30Emily!
00:56:33What? What?
00:56:34Mary?
00:56:38What?
00:56:40I mean, I've known Emily for 10 years
00:56:42So when I bumped into her the other day
00:56:44I mean, we just...
00:56:45Hit it off and...
00:56:46Decided to get married
00:56:51I need to sit down
00:56:59This is happening so fast
00:57:01I mean...
00:57:02Do you know each other?
00:57:04Edward, how old are you?
00:57:07What do you do for work?
00:57:09Well, I'm 28
00:57:10Uh...
00:57:11And as far as work goes
00:57:12I'm the CEO at Dreamy
00:57:19I mean...
00:57:20I'm the...
00:57:21Uh...
00:57:22CEO's assistant
00:57:24Oh...
00:57:25Thank...
00:57:26Goodness
00:57:28I thought you said you were the CEO
00:57:31Why, Mom?
00:57:33Well...
00:57:34Darling...
00:57:36CEOs are...
00:57:37Like...
00:57:38Bees
00:57:39They're always buzzing around
00:57:41Too many flowers
00:57:45You know...
00:57:46Money makes men...
00:57:47Honey...
00:57:48Hungry...
00:57:49Bears
00:57:54What?
00:57:55Oh...
00:57:56Dear...
00:57:57I didn't mean you
00:57:58I wasn't talking about you
00:58:00No...
00:58:01No...
00:58:02I mean...
00:58:03A flash marriage
00:58:04But...
00:58:05You know...
00:58:06We did our homework
00:58:07And...
00:58:08Promised to love her
00:58:09And...
00:58:10Spoil her
00:58:11And...
00:58:12Keep away from...
00:58:13Honey...
00:58:14Hungry...
00:58:15Bears...
00:58:16That...
00:58:17That...
00:58:18Is what we want to hear
00:58:19Where Emily is...
00:58:20Um...
00:58:21She's very precious to us
00:58:22Yes...
00:58:23Yes...
00:58:24Yes...
00:58:25Wow, Edward...
00:58:26You could win an Oscar
00:58:27Oh...
00:58:28Oh...
00:58:29Wow...
00:58:30It's actually raining in Los Angeles
00:58:35Well...
00:58:37You two have to stay tonight
00:58:40Oh...
00:58:41Edward...
00:58:42Has work to do
00:58:43Oh...
00:58:44No...
00:58:45I don't have any work tonight
00:58:46Oh...
00:58:47Good...
00:58:48And...
00:58:49Stay...
00:58:56Didn't you get my hint?
00:58:58Now we're trapped
00:58:59Trapped? Why?
00:59:03Can you hear anything?
00:59:06Not a beep
00:59:08Do you think he's gay?
00:59:13Congratulations, Romeo
00:59:15They're not gonna leave
00:59:16Until they hear the noise
00:59:18Okay...
00:59:19Let's just...
00:59:20Oh...
00:59:21I have an idea
00:59:22Lay down
00:59:23Okay...
00:59:24Alright
00:59:25Jacket off
00:59:26Uh-huh...
00:59:27Back
00:59:28No...
00:59:29Oh...
00:59:30Turn around
00:59:31Okay...
00:59:34Alright...
00:59:35You ready?
00:59:36Oh...
00:59:37Ah...
00:59:38Oh...
00:59:39Oh...
00:59:40Ah...
00:59:44Oh...
00:59:46Oh...
00:59:47Holy moly
00:59:48Kids these days
00:59:49We should try that sometime
00:59:52yeah oh yeah think better actually good
01:00:22goodnight good morning morning uh how did I sleepwalking
01:00:33sleepwalking breakfast is ready
01:00:39what
01:00:48excuse me who are you looking for
01:00:58Edward
01:00:58what do you want with my husband
01:01:05your husband
01:01:07oh no Edward is my fiance
01:01:12what's going on okay I mean I can explain
01:01:23everything
01:01:23what don't you get Edward is my fiance
01:01:27I mean how could a third wheel like you
01:01:30think that she could steal
01:01:31my man okay no
01:01:33Edward what the heck is going on
01:01:37you're a liar you lied to Emily and you dragged her into this mess
01:01:41Edward is this true
01:01:44no Linda is just someone that my parents forced on me okay
01:01:46Edward you made me a home wrecker
01:01:51you bitch
01:01:52how dare you try and slap my fiance
01:01:55do not touch her
01:02:02enough I don't want to see you anymore get out
01:02:05it's not what you think
01:02:06get out
01:02:08Edward
01:02:10you need to sort your own mess out here first
01:02:13then maybe you can talk to Emily again
01:02:17I'm gonna fix this okay
01:02:20I promise
01:02:22come come here
01:02:23Edward
01:02:24Edward
01:02:25come on how can you treat your fiance like this
01:02:27you were never my fiance I was always married to Emily do not come back here or you will regret it
01:02:46you will regret it
01:02:47no
01:02:48Emily
01:02:50thank you for this
01:02:53wow look who decided to show up
01:03:04Mrs. Newlywed herself Emily Brewster
01:03:07drink with me
01:03:17what happened did someone piss you off
01:03:20Edward Corrigan
01:03:26Edward Corrigan
01:03:28that sounds so familiar
01:03:31isn't he the dreamy
01:03:34don't say his name
01:03:41I don't want to hear about him anymore
01:03:43alright
01:03:44ok
01:03:45drink
01:03:47cheers
01:03:48cheers
01:03:55how do I always end up with jerks
01:03:57my ex cheated on me and my husband has a fiance
01:04:01that jerk lied to you?
01:04:03we are gonna go
01:04:05we are gonna go kick his ass
01:04:07not today Caroline
01:04:10then you need to dump him
01:04:14and date someone like my CEO instead
01:04:17your CEO?
01:04:18didn't I tell you? I got a job at Dreamy
01:04:21our CEO is so hot
01:04:24and he never messes with the female staff
01:04:26his name is um
01:04:29what is his name again?
01:04:33I can't remember
01:04:37what do you want Edward?
01:04:39where are you?
01:04:40I'm dead don't call me again
01:04:43wait wait wait wait wait wait
01:04:45you piece of trash get your hands off of her
01:04:49go back to your little horror
01:04:52and leave Emily alone
01:04:54you cheating scum
01:04:56there
01:04:58now he won't bother you ever again
01:05:02you are awesome
01:05:04cheers
01:05:06cheers
01:05:07um
01:05:10you know that actually
01:05:11sounded like Caroline
01:05:12from the tech department
01:05:14maybe Emily's at her place
01:05:24will it
01:05:30Mr.. Mr. Corrigan
01:05:32you know me?
01:05:36I work at Dreamy
01:05:39ok was that you on the phone earlier?
01:05:42you
01:05:43you're Edward her husband?
01:05:46where is she?
01:05:52hold on
01:05:53she said that you have a Beyonce
01:05:54that true?
01:05:55I will explain everything to her
01:05:56ok but you didn't tell her
01:05:57that you have a female on Dreamy
01:05:58no but I will
01:05:59just keep quiet until then
01:06:01ok?
01:06:02ok
01:06:03hey
01:06:04come here
01:06:05hey
01:06:09who are you?
01:06:12you look like my ex-husband
01:06:16but you look better than him
01:06:18ok
01:06:19I'm gonna give you a good kiss
01:06:31hmm
01:06:32mmm
01:06:37ow
01:06:39it hurts doesn't it?
01:06:41that's what you get
01:06:42ok
01:06:43you're lying to me
01:06:44I'm gonna teach you a lesson
01:06:45ok
01:06:46hey stop
01:06:47cut it out
01:06:48Emily cut it out
01:06:50hey
01:06:51hey
01:06:52are you ok?
01:06:53what's wrong?
01:06:54she's having an allergic reaction
01:06:55we have to get her to the hospital
01:06:56what? hey hey
01:06:57are you ok?
01:06:58come here
01:06:59hey come on
01:07:00come here
01:07:08where am I?
01:07:13what are you doing here?
01:07:18someone
01:07:19was
01:07:20foolish enough to drink themselves into the hospital
01:07:24you don't remember you're allergic?
01:07:25thank you for saving me
01:07:30all I need is
01:07:32just
01:07:37Edward
01:07:38is my fiancé
01:07:40um
01:07:41we're getting a divorce
01:07:46what?
01:07:47look
01:07:48you lied to me
01:07:49ok
01:07:50and I slapped you
01:07:51I even bit you
01:07:52then you saved my life
01:07:54so I think we're even
01:07:56I can't hire you as my husband anymore
01:07:59there's nothing going on between me and Linda
01:08:01Edward
01:08:03I am a regular person
01:08:06I just want a simple peaceful life
01:08:09I've enjoyed the good times with you but I don't want to be a home worker
01:08:13let's just end it now
01:08:15please don't make this harder than it already is
01:08:18I'm sorry
01:08:19it's my fault
01:08:21let's go to divorce
01:08:23well
01:08:24Edward Corrigan
01:08:26I'll see you again in six months
01:08:27after the waiting period in California we'll be officially divorced
01:08:30take care
01:08:31take care
01:08:33can I win you back in six months?
01:08:34that's really not necessary
01:08:36Edward you're being a jerk
01:08:38I mean
01:08:39I don't care
01:08:40I'm a kid
01:08:42I'm a kid
01:08:43well
01:08:44I'm a kid
01:08:45I've been a kid
01:08:46I'm a kid
01:08:47I'm a kid
01:08:48I'm a kid
01:08:49I'm a kid
01:08:50I'm a kid
01:08:51I'm a kid
01:08:52I'm a kid
01:08:53I'm a kid
01:08:54I'm a kid
01:08:55I'm a kid
01:08:56I'm a kid
01:08:57Edward, you're being a jerk?
01:09:06Shit!
01:09:11Whoa!
01:09:12Isn't that Emily?
01:09:15My ex-girlfriend?
01:09:17I'm sorry, Emily. Don't be jealous.
01:09:28Why would I be jealous? You took out my trash.
01:09:32Oh, well that is really big talk.
01:09:35Cause didn't you cry for a week after Patrick dumped you?
01:09:41You're still not over me. Poor girl.
01:09:44Are you still single?
01:09:47How can she be single when I'm her husband?
01:09:50Maybe?
01:09:53Yes, this is my husband.
01:09:56And he is much better than yours.
01:10:00Husband, you're married.
01:10:03Yeah, and not only is he more handsome than you, he's also richer.
01:10:07Honey, show him the car.
01:10:09See that?
01:10:10How is that possible? How the hell do you afford a Porsche?
01:10:25So what?
01:10:26He is a junior executive at Dreamy and once his stock options invest, he can buy as many Porsches as he wants.
01:10:36Exactly.
01:10:38Wow, I didn't realize that being a junior executive made you a big shot.
01:10:41Well, my husband is the CEO's assistant at Dreamy and Game of Thrones.
01:10:48Assistant? So you're just an errand boy?
01:10:52What department do you work in?
01:10:56Listen up, errand boy. I work at the tech department.
01:11:03Why are Patrick from the tech department?
01:11:10Buddy, your wife's already out of her mind. Are you crazy too?
01:11:14Your wife's already out of her mind. Are you crazy too?
01:11:19Gosh, that's hilarious.
01:11:22Hello.
01:11:24What?
01:11:25I'm fired?
01:11:31What did I do wrong?
01:11:36Please, please, I'm begging you, please.
01:11:40Don't fire me, please.
01:11:41You made a mistake insulting my wife.
01:11:45I'm begging you.
01:11:48It's been sick.
01:11:49Do not touch her.
01:11:51Let's go.
01:11:58You bitch.
01:12:01Babe.
01:12:03Don't babe me!
01:12:05You just lost your job and now I want a divorce.
01:12:11Did you really fire him?
01:12:17How did you do that?
01:12:19Well, HR owed me a favor.
01:12:22You really seemed like a CEO back there.
01:12:31Is this your car?
01:12:33I almost forgot.
01:12:34No, I'm borrowing it from a friend.
01:12:38Oh.
01:12:41Anyway, thank you for what you did back there.
01:12:44How are you going to repay me?
01:12:53Packing your stuff for you is how I'm repaying you.
01:12:54Okay.
01:12:56Bye.
01:12:57No, wait.
01:13:10Why are you still here?
01:13:12What are you talking about?
01:13:13I live here.
01:13:14Hey, neighbor.
01:13:15Did Edward really move here for me?
01:13:33Is he really trying to win you back?
01:13:35Edward never gave me back my key.
01:13:38He wouldn't be coming here to sneak a kiss, would he?
01:13:41Edward, do you-
01:13:43Bitch, you make me lose my job.
01:13:44I'm going to teach you a lesson today.
01:13:45You're asking for this.
01:13:46No, no.
01:13:54Hey, hey.
01:14:05Hey.
01:14:06Hey.
01:14:09This guy was a cracia to go.
01:14:10Who knew it was.
01:14:11I'm a n-
01:14:12Shawn, she geri.
01:14:13Hey! Hey!
01:14:20Touch her again and I'll fucking kill you!
01:14:24Hey!
01:14:26You okay?
01:14:28Come here, come here.
01:14:29I'm so scared.
01:14:30You're okay.
01:14:32You're safe.
01:14:34It's okay.
01:14:39Stay with me today.
01:14:41Okay?
01:14:43No!
01:15:01Actually, he is a nice man.
01:15:08Is that her?
01:15:09I'm fine.
01:15:11You okay?
01:15:14Much better.
01:15:16Why don't you take the bed and I'll sleep on the floor?
01:15:19After you.
01:15:20I'm still a little scared.
01:15:23It's okay. I'm right here.
01:15:26And what if you came to the bed?
01:15:30Are you sure?
01:15:31I'm- I'm still a little scared.
01:15:32I'm- I'm still a little scared.
01:15:36It's okay.
01:15:37I'm right here.
01:15:39And what if you came to the bed?
01:15:43Are you sure?
01:15:45Are you sure?
01:15:46If you don't want to-
01:15:48I'm just-
01:15:51I'm just-
01:15:52In the dark?
01:15:53I'm just-
01:15:54no-
01:15:55I'm just-
01:15:57I'm-
01:15:58I'm just-
01:15:59I'm just-
01:16:00I'm just-
01:16:01I'm just-
01:16:02I mean, there's nothing going on between me and you and me.
01:16:13It's just a stupid business to have a clear thing.
01:16:15God, I don't want to hear about this.
01:16:19Give me another chance.
01:16:21Please.
01:16:28I'll think about it.
01:16:31I'm tired.
01:16:46Why are you following me?
01:16:48I'm not going to leave you alone after what happened last night.
01:16:51Okay, but I'm just going to my coffee shop. What are you going to do there?
01:16:55Read my book and have a cup of coffee.
01:16:58Okay.
01:17:01God damn it!
01:17:07Why is Edward still with that bitch?
01:17:10Yeah, calm down.
01:17:12Mom, it's that bitch.
01:17:14I mean, you have to do something.
01:17:16I am a marshal.
01:17:17I am the only one that is good enough for Edward.
01:17:20Baby, you can't force love.
01:17:22I don't care.
01:17:24I mean, you have always told me that my happiness is the most important thing, right?
01:17:33Remember when I got lost when I was five?
01:17:36Okay, okay.
01:17:37I'll go talk to Emily.
01:17:38Okay, okay.
01:17:39I'll go talk to Emily.
01:17:40I'm going to go talk to Emily.
01:17:41The best way to ask Emily.
01:17:42Can I get to go talk to Emily?
01:17:43Oh!
01:17:44Uh, I see my boss.
01:17:46There's a doctor in their office.
01:17:47I don't want to tell her.
01:17:49I want to try to get her.
01:17:50We need your keys.
01:17:51I want to try to grab your keys.
01:17:52Oh, I've seen my boss.
01:17:59There's a doctor.
01:18:05Let me get your keys.
01:18:07Boss, why?
01:18:14Make money.
01:18:15We'll use your car for a while.
01:18:16Seriously?
01:18:18I mean, thank you.
01:18:20I've been thinking about this moment for a long time.
01:18:32Hi, welcome.
01:18:33What can I get for you?
01:18:35This girl.
01:18:36She looks exactly like I did when I was her age.
01:18:42Hi, is Emily here?
01:18:43Oh, I'm Emily.
01:18:45And you are?
01:18:46I'm Linda, Marshall's mother.
01:18:48I came to speak about Edward.
01:18:51You know, if it's about Edward, you should probably talk to him.
01:18:54Young lady, I know you think that Edward likes you right now.
01:18:58And that makes you feel fearless.
01:19:01But how long do you think that's gonna last?
01:19:04Linda represents everything the Marshall family stands for.
01:19:08She's a much better match for Edward.
01:19:11If you need money already.
01:19:14You know, Mrs. Marshall, this is a coffee shop.
01:19:17So if you're not here to order coffee, I'm afraid I can't help you.
01:19:20That's all I have to say.
01:19:22Think about it.
01:19:26Oh, watch out!
01:19:27Okay!
01:19:28Sorry!
01:19:29Are you okay?
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:32Is there a first aid kit here?
01:19:34Does it hurt?
01:19:44Just...
01:19:45Have a mint chocolate and it will be okay.
01:19:54How could you...
01:19:56Oh, are you okay?
01:20:07Does it hurt?
01:20:08I'll just do the mint chocolate and it will be all the right.
01:20:19Mrs. Marshall?
01:20:21Mrs. Marshall?
01:20:22Are you alright?
01:20:24Uh...
01:20:26Oh...
01:20:27Nothing.
01:20:29I was just thinking...
01:20:31Linda used to love mint chocolate before she disappeared.
01:20:35But after we found her, she never ate it again.
01:20:38Oh.
01:20:39Uh, maybe her taste changed?
01:20:41Maybe.
01:20:46Mrs. Emily, may I ask about your parents?
01:20:49Oh, they're... they're good.
01:20:52That's good.
01:20:54You know...
01:20:55I'm...
01:20:56I'm...
01:20:57I'm so sorry to bother.
01:20:58Forget I was here.
01:21:03This is for the medical expenses.
01:21:06Thanks for saving me.
01:21:15Mrs. Marshall?
01:21:16How can this girl look so much like me?
01:21:18How can this girl look so much like me?
01:21:20And even have the same habit as my Linda?
01:21:23No, no, no.
01:21:24How can I be thinking like this?
01:21:26When Linda was found, we did a DNA test.
01:21:37Mrs. Marshall!
01:21:38Who's that?
01:21:39I don't know.
01:21:40Oh, Mr. Doyle.
01:21:41Hi.
01:21:42Uh, welcome to our humble shop.
01:21:43Please come in.
01:21:44Yeah.
01:21:45Okay.
01:21:46Mr. Doyle.
01:21:47Mr. Doyle, this is our shop's specialty fresh brown coffee.
01:21:59I hope you get it.
01:22:01It's good.
01:22:02It's really good.
01:22:03I hope someone just ordered takeout.
01:22:04I gotta go drop it off.
01:22:05Can you watch the shop now?
01:22:06I'm just a little bit so you don't need it.
01:22:07I'm just a little bit so I can grab it.
01:22:08I'm just a little bit so I can get it.
01:22:09That's good.
01:22:10I'm just a little bit so I can't get it.
01:22:12I'm just a little bit so I can get it.
01:22:13I can get it.
01:22:14You can get it.
01:22:16Mr. Doyle, this is our shop's specialty fresh brown coffee.
01:22:17I hope you can get it.
01:22:22It's good.
01:22:26She'll be good.
01:22:28We'll be good.
01:22:29Someone just ordered takeout.
01:22:30I gotta go drop it off.
01:22:31Can you watch the shot for me?
01:22:33Yeah, sure.
01:22:40Watch the shot.
01:22:45Me?
01:22:51Hi, I'm here with your coffee order. Can you come outside and get it?
01:22:54Yeah, the door's open. Bring it inside.
01:23:01Mr. Walton, I have your coffee ordered for you.
01:23:11Alright, just leave it there.
01:23:15Uh, we still need to settle up.
01:23:17How much?
01:23:18Oh, um...
01:23:20Shh. What I meant was, how much for a month with you?
01:23:27What do you mean by that?
01:23:29Come on.
01:23:33You didn't really think that I was gonna enjoy a little coffee, right?
01:23:39What I'm interested in is you.
01:23:42Uh, I'm married. Please show me some respect.
01:23:52Married?
01:23:54Don't make me laugh.
01:23:56You expect me to believe that?
01:23:58I really am married.
01:23:59Enough!
01:24:00Even if you are, your husband better step aside, because in this town, no one crosses me.
01:24:09Except my cousin.
01:24:10Okay. I am done talking. If you don't want my coffee, I'm leaving.
01:24:14Leaving already?
01:24:19You think you could just walk out of here?
01:24:24Come on, sweet tits. Johnny likes what he likes. Just go with it.
01:24:28How about a little swim? Let's see what you got.
01:24:31Yeah, let's see what's going on under there.
01:24:33God.
01:24:34Don't disappoint us now, sweetheart.
01:24:37Gosh!
01:24:40Edward?
01:24:44Who the hell are you? This is Johnny Wright's turf!
01:24:46Shut up, you idiot! This is my cousin!
01:24:52Hey, cousin. What brings you here?
01:24:55I'm here to pick up my wife.
01:24:59Your... your wife?
01:25:01That's right. Meet Emily.
01:25:03My legally wedded wife.
01:25:06She's really married. To... to you.
01:25:09That's right.
01:25:11What about Linda?
01:25:15Wait, Edward, why did he say cousin? Do you two know each other?
01:25:19Of course! He's...
01:25:20No, no. I used to work with his cousin and they...
01:25:24He got us confused all the time.
01:25:26Oh. He's my old boss.
01:25:27Isn't that right, Mr. Warden?
01:25:29Yeah, yeah, that's... that's right.
01:25:31Oh, okay.
01:25:33So what was going on here?
01:25:35Well, he was trying to...
01:25:36Nothing! Nothing at all. Just ordering some coffee.
01:25:39Yeah.
01:25:41I guess it's time to pay.
01:25:43Well, it was $30, but I'm charging him $60.
01:25:46I guess he himself.
01:25:47$60? Well, I think that sounds a little low, doesn't it?
01:25:52How about $6,000?
01:25:54Yeah.
01:25:55How about $9,000?
01:25:56I know.
01:25:57How about $70,000?
01:25:58$110,000,000?
01:25:59How about $90,000?
01:26:00I think it's $50,000 and...
01:26:02I can buy $120,000.
01:26:03I agree.
01:26:04I think this is a really good one.
01:26:06Obviously, how do you sell dude?
01:26:07Yeah.
01:26:08Thanks.
01:26:10Like a...
01:26:11We're...
01:26:13We're not playing.
01:26:15We're not playing.
01:26:17You're not playing.
01:26:19We're not playing.
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